#funny rant

[urmultideadfandomperson]

Bro is my username srsly that long??? 😭

[iveeaten3humanorganz]

I keep drinking soy sauce. LIKE IM STRAIGHT TAKING SHOTS HELLO?? WHAT AM I DOING.

[phatdonutbear]

Rant Against the Sonic Fanbase, but it's [[1997]]

[[Okie dokie!]] THAT IS IT! THIS IS THE FINAL [[Flav-R-Straw]]! I’VE HAD IT WITH ALL YOU FRICKIN’ [[Trolls]] AND ALL YOU FRICKIN’ HATERS AND ALL YOU FRICKIN [[Moss eater]] FAN FRICKS. YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT [[Spoiled]] [[Deltarune]] FOR EVERYONE! CANT YOU SEE THAT? WHAT THE [[Fifty percent off]]! ARE YOU GUYS DOING! ASKING FOR ALL THIS FRICKING GARBAGE- WHY DO WE NEED [[Dragon Blazers]]? WHY DO WE NEED [[Deltarune]] 3? WHY DO WE NEED ANOTHER [[Pay]] TO WIN TITLE? WHY DO WE NEED A [[Deltarune]] 2006 SEQUEL? WHY DO WE NEED ALL THAT? CANT WE HAVE A [[3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC]] GAME FOR CRYING OUT FRICKIN LOUD! YOU GUYS KILLED THE [[Deltarune]] SERIES ALL YOU FRICKIN FAN FRICKS AND YOUR FRICKIN [[Deep. Dark. Fantasies.]] SPEWED OUT AT YOU BY FRICKIN POO [[Merchandise]] !!! I’M TIRED OF ALL YOU FRICKS! I’M SO FRICKIN MAD! I’M SO FRICKIN MAD- I MEAN, YOU GUYS- YOU GUYS HAVE OFFICIALLY MADE ME LOSE MY [[Pipis]]! WHY CANT YOU GUYS JUST ASK FOR A [[3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC]] GAME! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! (Punches trash can) I’M SURE NO [[FAN]] PREDICT- WOULD PREDICT-

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THAT THE ADVENTURE- THE ADVENTURE FANTASIZES WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING! [BREATHING HEAVILY] AND NOW- AND NOW I BET BY NOW THAT [[Tony]] [[Box]] HAS GOT A FREAKIN [[Deltarune]] 3 IN DEVELOPMENT WITH [[Goldie Locks]] TEAM BECAUSE YOU FRICKIN FRICKS CAN’T EVER, BE [[Quenched with a fresh drink!]]. YOUR FANTASIES CAN’T EVER BE QUENCHED- CAN THEY? YOU FRICKIN FRICKS. WHEN WILL YOU [[LEARN..]] WHEN WILL YOU LEARN...

THAT YOUR [[ACTIONS]] HAVE [[CONSEQUENCES]]!? YOU GUYS KEEP ON ASKING FOR [[Deltarune]] 3! YOU’RE RUINING THE [[Moss eating]] SERIES- HASN’T IT ALREADY SUFFERED ENOUGH!?

[gods-graveyard]

I ACCIDENTLY DOORDASHED CHICK-FIL-A TO MY DUNGEON MASTERS HOUSE- HE LIVES A HALF HOUR AWAY-

IM REORDERING SINCE IT WAS ALSO FOR MY SISTER AND NOW MY DM AND HIS ROOMMATES GET FREE DINNER I GUESS???

[mrszeoxin]

This post is a cry for help. I think im addicted to Otome games, but more specifically im addicted to Voltage’s mobile otome games. This can be the only explanation. Tell me why I will confidently overpay for stories that are not worth the $20 I’m putting into them, sinking money I don’t have, when I have a backlog of console otome games that are longer and don’t cost any additional money to play. Why am I doing this??? I think I must be addicted. Why does Voltage have me in an absolute chokehold???

Anyways just played Masquerade Kiss Yuzuru’s route on Love365 and I’m absolutely obsessed. Currently trying to justify spending even more money on it so I can read all of Season 1 tomorrow , because “I’ll be good and won’t buy any Season 2 till next month” 💀

Seriously send help oml. I guess it’s true you can’t escape your roots 😅

[hotelcaliforniaenbydancer]

I love looking through posts that I hate using the tag system just to make myself angry sometimes. I will then look at something that contradicts those ideas that the stupid people have. However, today I saw one very particular, icky post that someone made. I looked at my stuffed Pikachu that is currently staring at my screen right now and said "Do you see this shit, Pikachu?!" I think he agrees, that these people whose posts I was looking at are indeed, full of shit. Validation via Pikachu.

[increasinglyverbose]

WHAT IS REAL LIFE

Have you ever been so high you lost your grip on reality?

https://youtu.be/9S_L9TnaikY

[aphroditeofdeath]

….no way those are edward’s parents what the fuck💀💀💀💀💀 his mom is gorgeous, heres to hoping she had a secret child with someone to have edward cuz what the hell is that king 💀 anyways just watched disenchanted LOL!

But its cursed giselle has the same hair color as the queen 😭

[karimitic]

Aaahh, I love making a big post on Tumblr, spend several minutes carefully writing my thoughts, re-reading to be sure it's good.

And WHAT IF, hear me out, it'll be funny!

WHAT IF

No?

*App Refreshes*

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This shit feels like a curse! God motherfuckkng daaamn. Why does this keep happening motherfuck-

[a-not-so-sure-artist]

Ok Comedic Rant Time (for comedic purposes only)

People who say their favorite season is winter will always kind of confuse me because in my perspective it’s like: “My fav season? Oh yeah it’s the COLDEST ONE OF THE DAMN YEAR where some animals have to either migrate almost halfway across the globe to escape that below zero bs or sleep for days/months so they can store heat and not freeze to death. Oh and did I mention that sometimes there’s ice everywhere so you’ll probably slip and BREAK A BONE if you aren’t careful, it’s likely BALLS OF FROZEN WATER will fall out of the sky and break almost ANYTHING they come in contact with, you wear layers upon layers of warm clothing but YOU’RE STILL SOMEHOW COLD, cars and vehicles have a very hard time to start up/their engine’s freeze, flowers/plants wilt and die, and hypothermia’s pretty on the nose. Yeah that one’s my favorite.”

And yes we can compromise disliking Summer and Spring for their allergies, heatwaves and even fires but let’s be honest: We only enjoy winter for hot chocolate, Holidays and no school/work. We don’t enjoy it to enjoy the cold and hypothermia stuff

Right..?

Right??

[snozzlesnes]

No way... No fucking way. 💀

So... Guys, haha.... Listen. LISTEN.

I'm having a mental breakdown, y'all.

After 7 years of knowing Danganronpa and 4 years of being a Miraculous Ladybug hater enjoyer, I have realized..... MY 6 YEAR OLD DANGANRONPA OC. NOROKU RIN, THE FASHION DESIGNER... IS FUCKING- GABRIEL AGRESTE!?!??!?!??!?!??? (Although less worse depending on your perspective.)

Here are some similarities that they share:

Have committed acts of terrorism/crimes.

Will manipulate and use those around them to get what they want.

Have an unhealthy obsession for the people they love (romantically).

Are world renowned fashion designers.

Have a big house with abnormaly high tech devices to fit their needs.

Have a secret basement.

Extremely rich with "friends" of high status that only serve for business purposes and power.

Shut-ins that honestly stay in their homes pretty much 24/7 except for the occasional fashion Gala that they deemed worthy of their time.

Rat Bastard Personality.

Hates Children, ngl.

(Bonus) Differences from Noroku:

Would never purposefully try to harm his loved ones for his goals.

1000% GAY.

Hates wearing formal suits.

Is mostly a shut-in due to medical complications.

Has real friends. (GOTTEM)

Hides his identity in public as a fashion designer due to anxiety.

Does not, in fact, think he's right for the things he's done and the people he's hurt to achieve his goals. However, he doesn't necessarily feel bad about them, unless it affected the people he cares about.

Has actual diversity when it comes to his models, aside from his main muses. (Sorry Adrien, lol)

Oh god, oh fuck, THE COLOR PALETTE- 😭

[ducky-died-inside]

I was just forced to go to a pep rally bc the school said it was a mandatory assembly

I feel tricked

I feel bamboozled

I had a plan to go through all of high without going to any of these but no. The high-school had to be bitchy today and make me go to it

[izurusstuff]

do you guys ever just go through the sudden phase of wanting to rearrange your entire life or am i just quirky?? 🤪🤪

[keeper-of-magic]

you know what pisses me off about vampires? it's that they are so goddamn human, but nobody acts like it!

liches? awesome as hell skeleton man who will fuck you up without moving, or sometimes with excessive movement.

werewolves? humans overcome with animistic desire who visibly changes into a much more bestial form that may or may not just be trying to connect with someone.

but with a vampire? nothing cool comes to mind when i think of them.

wow, a rich asshole who needs blood to survive? that's just your average billionaire. sometimes much more literal, for whatever reason.

oh, they became that way because they where deathly afraid of death? yeah, obsession with not dying and an obscene amount of wealth can do some crazy things to you.

like, if you saw a vampire and a human silhouette next to each other, there would be absolutely no difference! you might even mistake a vampire in vampire attire for a human who knows fashion for a moment. but then everyone is like "oooh, this vampire is so inhuman, so beastly!" like, NO! THAT'S THE POINT OF A VAMPIRE, A DARK REFLECTION OF THE ELITE! who are explicitly HUMANS who do bad things in the name of some greater goal.

[silverseasx]

Okay so, I read fanfics as bedtime stories usually right? Well I decided to drink half an energy drink, lose track of time and now its 2 30.

I should also mention, that half an energy drink was supplementary for water (dont be like me)

And that while I was looking at fics (I already read 3) I found this really cool one but its a slow burn....I DONT HAVE TIME FOR A SLOW BURN RN- ITS 2 30 I WAKE UP AT 6 MAN. JUST FUCKIN DOUSE THE BITCH IN KEROSENE AND LIGHT IT UP. I HAVE MAYBE 30 MINUTES TO READ BEFORE I PASS THE TIME WHERE I CAN REMAIN FUNCTIONAL DURING DAYLIGHT HOURS.

And before anyone says, just sleep earlier...have you considered- work is overwhelming and that if I dont provide enrichment for myself, you will become my enrichment. I will toss you like a lion tosses a pumpkin. So let me stay in my enclosure cause right now, we're all at peace, and Im cooperating.

[princeyralsei]

no one:

classic sonic in sonic x shadow generations: