#sardonic

[capriddle]

‘It was my word against Hagrid’s, Harry. Well, you can imagine how it looked to old Armando Dippet. On the one hand, Tom Riddle, poor but brilliant, parentless but so brave, school Prefect, model student; on the other hand, big, blundering Hagrid, in trouble every other week, trying to raise werewolf cubs under his bed, sneaking off to the Forbidden Forest to wrestle trolls.-

Harry Potter and the Chamber of the Secters, Chapter 17

Arrogant

“However, I do not deny that her information was invaluable. Without it, I could never have formed our plan, and for that, you will have your reward, Wormtail. I will allow you to perform an essential task for me, one that many of my followers would give their right hands to perform. . . .”

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Chapter 1

Use black humor

“I’d like to see them try,” sneered Riddle.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Chapter 13

Cheeky

For the first time, Voldemort smiled. It was a taut leer, an evil thing, more threatening than a look of rage. “The old argument,” he said softly. “But nothing I have seen in the world has supported your famous pronouncements that love is more powerful than my kind of magic, Dumbledore.”

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Chapter 20

Sarcastic

“No higher pleasure,” repeated Voldemort, his head tilted a little to one side as he considered Bellatrix. “That means a great deal, Bellatrix, from you.”

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter 1

Sexual double meaning

“What say you, Draco?” asked Voldemort, and though his voice was quiet, it carried clearly through the catcalls and jeers. “Will you babysit the cubs?”

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter 1

Sardonic

Ladies and Gentlemen, Lord Voldemort. And then they say it's flat or boring, but it's literally a blast!🤭😂😏

[aeshnacyanea2000]

‘I wonder what his lordship will say about my lovely list of names? I reckon he’ll go right past acerbic en route to ironic and end up slap bang in sardonic without even taking a breath.’

-- Terry Pratchett - Raising Steam

[obsidani]

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[asoiafreadthru]

A Game of Thrones, Tyrion III

“[Ser Alliser] fought bravely at King’s Landing.”

“On the wrong side,” Ser Jaremy Rykker commented dryly. “I ought to know, I was there on the battlements beside him.

“Tywin Lannister gave us a splendid choice. Take the black, or see our heads on spikes before evenfall.

“No offense intended, Tyrion.”

“None taken, Ser Jaremy.

“My father is very fond of spiked heads, especially of those of people who have annoyed him in some fashion. And a face as noble as yours, well, no doubt he saw you decorating the city wall above the King’s Gate. I think you would have looked very striking up there.”

“Thank you,” Ser Jaremy replied with a sardonic smile.

[entities-of-posts]

Hey, it’s been a bit but I am alive again. Took a stroll through the foggy shores and woke up in a new fucking year. Go figure. Anyway, the discord link appears to be rusty, any chance you could send me a fresh one?

Hello there, it has been a bit! Of course, come hang out :)

[vineyardsaturn]

Mom, these people are horrible to me.

[no-interest-rightnow]

Hi total stranger I've never ever spoken to before

How do you feel about drawing Mike or Alejandro from TD??? 👉😭

Hello other total stranger

I'll think about it, for a very loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time. (I think I know who you are, if I'm wrong then this post is stupid)

[ceciliaaa-youre-breakin-my-heart]

hey guys say hello to Margaret, i'm not giving you more info right now bc we will get to know her soon enough, I'm just trying to settle on a design for her for future reference

[thetardycreative]

The bliss that once was

Have you forgotten how to laugh? How words fell out of mouths to bring joy not discontent For the want of a light hearted time and prosperity To throw away the darkness of a day and just forget When did we lose our sense of humour? When once we frivolously bantered in the want of fun And nobody took it seriously, the words, mere words spoken by a jester because of sardonic irony Never any…

[plurdledgabbleblotchits]

Cristina is having a bad Christmas

[Verse 1] My mother said, "I'm a survivor I pull together Christmas every year" "Something has to last," she said "Once a year let's have the past" And then one year to reach up high To hang an angel from the tree Became a painful thing "Besides, she's lost her wing," my mother said [Chorus] "Things fall apart but they never leave my heart" Good morning, good night It's Christmas "Things fall apart but they never leave my heart"

[Verse 2] My boyfriend said, "It's really sweet the way you go for Christmas cheer" I said, "We can't afford the tree" He said, "Love is free" So we trimmed the cactus with my earrings that we'd meant to pawn There wasn't any snow But there was rain He licked me like a candy cane And then one day he said, "I can't stand in your way, it's wrong" "Way of what?" I asked, but he was gone [Chorus] "Things fall apart but they never leave my heart" Good morning, good night It's Christmas "Things fall apart but they never leave my heart" [Verse 3] The party was a huge success "But where should we go next?" they said They killed a tree of 97 years And smothered it in lights and silver tears They all got wrecked They laughed too loud I started to feel queasy in the crowd I caught a cab back to my flat And wept a bit And fed the cat "Things fall apart but they never leave my heart" Good morning, good night It's Christmas "Things fall apart but they never leave my heart" It's Christmas

[green5quirrel]

What if we're all the comic relief?

please don't forget to check in on the 'comic relief' friend in the friend group. even though they always seem to have a quip or goof on the ready, they might be going through something and it can be hard to tell. always remind your silly friends how much they mean to you 💗

[tendercherie]

forgive me lord for I have imagined a life far more soft and tender than the one you created for me

[obsidani]

last Christmas

[kismetkastle]

You leave her sxicidal so she cannot ruin lives

We only want to survive

She has nobody and now you have destroyed her

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