#funny or inappropriate

[carlyy-has-fries]

The problem with having a child for a candid crude human being that I am... is when she finds my butt plug, and I yell at her to not touch it and to put it back.

She proceeds to ask me why my response can only be "because that has literally been in mommy's butt hole."

[kindest-little-fella-in-town]

i just found out about three heads today. this idea made me laugh so much that i don’t even care that i’ve redrawn this meme before

[headcanonthings]

Tim: Okay, so I would identify as Bisexual. Bruce: And that means you would have a male partner. Tim: Yup. Bruce: Or a female partner. Tim: Exactly. Bruce: So, that means if you don't find a partner, you're on standbi? Tim: ... Tim: Did you just-

[mr-sunshine-art]

[monsters-demons-and-ai-oh-my]

Jayce: "Hey Viktor I was just telling Vi about that time you tried to convince Mel you were trying "to take me to bed" to get out of sneaking into Heimerdinger's office."

Viktor: (not even looking up) "Oh yes I remember, it was definitely an awkward position to be caught in I was right in the middle of sliding my key into that lock."

(Intense sputtering from Jayce and laughing from Vi.)

[tippenfunkaport]

When Catradora have kids, Catra sends this to Glimmer just to be a little shit and because she knows it will make her absolutely cackle

[karkatbug]

I think candy!john should keep this look tbh it suits him lol

[whitestopper]

I hope that every season of XO Kitty has a celebrity cameo where someone heavily implies that they and Minho's mother fucked

[valkyurii]

sometimes the wiki can be funny

[luckyashes-art]

FINAL BATCH OF MEMES AS I FILL OUT ALL THE SLIDES FOR MY PJSK PROFILE !!!

I actually had a lot of fun doing these LMAO Might consider doing more on a separate profile but with other groups (since the one I have rn is supposed to be more WxS focused)

Part 1 | Part 2

Post 1 | Post 2 | Post 3

[chthonic-cassandra]

I wasn't particularly interested in making nutella brownies, but when I am told to bake something in a dream I try to do it.

[devoureroftoast]

some songs so good i wish i could grow a DICK and stroke to the beat

[salted-snailz]

OKAY BUT LIKE HEAR ME OUT!!!

Imagine being Cas, Sam, and Dean’s pet. Walking around the bunker in whatever little outfits they choose for you (often in underwear or fully nude). Letting them use you whenever they want, being their little free use toy.

UGH I would sell my soul for that 😔

[canisalbus]

Most unhinged ask?

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[beemovieerotica]

sorry i don't find it funny at all when people share stories from their childhood of a doctor not using any anesthesia on them during a procedure, holding them down with force, covering their mouth, and telling them to "shut the fuck up" !!! please do tell me to unclench my jaw. i hope that a child never comes to you for help when an adult has crossed their boundaries.

[iwanttobepersephone]

Mother has given me control over the roomba what should I name it