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carlyy-has-fries · 1 month ago

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The problem with having a child for a candid crude human being that I am... is when she finds my butt plug, and I yell at her to not touch it and to put it back.

She proceeds to ask me why my response can only be "because that has literally been in mommy's butt hole."

#tmi #carly #personal #funny or inappropriate #guess i cant keep it bedside anymore #happy new year?#toddler mom #toddler chronicles #lol #funny

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dyktvideogamesfx · 2 months ago

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Hey I know you said you weren't gonna do any warnings on sounds but if that's the case maybe not use sounds like 97. That was uncomfortable 😬 even just a generic headphone warning would be kinda nice

That sound isn't inappropriate by nature nor from it's games origins. I decide what is inappropriate for this blog and if the nature of something is too much - hence not doing screams from specific horror games or anything that sounds too gory.

I listen to every sound send to me and make that decision, so at this time I won't be giving warnings nor preventing sounds such as.

#I'm aware this may be controversial for this blog but genuinely there isn't anything wrong with that sound #aside from it being a little funny in nature but it doesnt come from anywhere inappropriate #tags on it are sending me though sorry to ruin y'alls familys christmas #dykasks

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starleska · 3 months ago

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right, y'all need to stop this now. there can only be a certain amount of this kinda man in media, surely? 🙈🙈🙈

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monsters-demons-and-ai-oh-my · 2 months ago

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Jayce: "Hey Viktor I was just telling Vi about that time you tried to convince Mel you were trying "to take me to bed" to get out of sneaking into Heimerdinger's office."

Viktor: (not even looking up) "Oh yes I remember, it was definitely an awkward position to be caught in I was right in the middle of sliding my key into that lock."

(Intense sputtering from Jayce and laughing from Vi.)

#arcane #jayce talis #viktor arcane #wait this isn't my bedroom #Jayvik #vi arcane #crack #humor #I'm sleep deprived this probably isn't even funny.#inappropriate humor #He's just matching energy if Jayce didn't want him to say it he didn't have to bring it up

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tippenfunkaport · 7 months ago

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When Catradora have kids, Catra sends this to Glimmer just to be a little shit and because she knows it will make her absolutely cackle

#catra #glimmer #spop #shera #she ra #shitposts #bad fonts #tw for bad use of fonts that look like an inappropriate word #source: this is a pretty classic old meme so uhhh the internet?#idk what to tag this #hi how are you #why are you still reading these tags #i don't have anything funny to say #maybe go outside idk #chase a butterfly #shows over man I'm out

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karkatbug · 8 months ago

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I think candy!john should keep this look tbh it suits him lol

#tummy and ankles out is so funny #the tshirt sleeves are so tight on his arms in the actual panels i love it so much sjdkfskfh #idk if gods age much physically in hs but i hope to one day draw proper Dad Bod John™ bc i think hed be v handsome with a round tummy #and hairy arms/legs lol #but also we'll see how this jegbert route goes :3 #anyways i love u inappropriately small clothed john i will improve and draw you again #homestuck #john egbert #harry anderson egbert #hsfanart #my art

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whitestopper · 1 month ago

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I hope that every season of XO Kitty has a celebrity cameo where someone heavily implies that they and Minho's mother fucked

#it mine #xo kitty #moon minho #it's very inappropriate and very insane. but it's also funny.

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valkyurii · 2 years ago

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sometimes the wiki can be funny

#malenia blade of miquella #cleanrot knight finlay #elden ring #got to laugh at the folks getting upset in the comments though #like brother chill out it’s a ship #raging like ‘you people are sick for this’ my guy malenia isn’t real it’s okay #funny how they love this type of ship dynamic though when it’s a man right #suddenly it’s no longer inappropriate and it’s all romantic #there’s even those trying to claim finlay’s actually a guy which goes to show it’s not the knight x lady that they have a problem with #it’s the home of phobia

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salted-snailz · 1 month ago

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OKAY BUT LIKE HEAR ME OUT!!!

Imagine being Cas, Sam, and Dean’s pet. Walking around the bunker in whatever little outfits they choose for you (often in underwear or fully nude). Letting them use you whenever they want, being their little free use toy.

UGH I would sell my soul for that 😔

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hehe-hoho-ohno · 2 months ago

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Merry Christmas!

I was hoping I would be able to finish the next chapter of Misfits in time for the holidays, but that obviously has not happened. So, here's a snippet instead.

Warnings for spoilers (and I do mean that this time) and a lot of innuendo.

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“My plan is flawless. My ideas are brilliant.”

“They most certainly are!” Ingo agreed.

“Uh-huh.” Skyla did not sound convinced.

“My brain is huge. My ears are mighty.”

“Absolutely,” Ingo chirped.

Skyla rolled her eyes. “Well, that’s definitely not true.”

“My face is handsome. My wood is hard.”

Skyla’s head whipped around so hard her hair smacked her in the face. “I’m sorry, what?!”

A truly agonised expression crossed Ingo’s face, but his chipper tone didn’t falter at all. “Whatever you say!”

“I say only normal things,” Emmet insisted. “I have tough wood! Sweet birch has a Janka hardness rating of 1470 lbf. That’s pretty good!”

“Wowza!” Skyla clapped her hands on her cheeks in mock astonishment. “Over a thousand, you say? You must be so hard!”

“I am!”

She snorted.

“Can we talk about something else for a bit?” Ingo asked, oddly red.

“Oh, but I haven’t finished yet!” Skyla said, giggling behind her hand. “Are you hard, Ingo?”

“I- I- I don’t want to discuss this.”

Emmet tilted his head. “Are you embarrassed? You don’t need to be embarrassed.”

“There are no good answers to any of these questions,” Ingo lamented.

Although Emmet didn’t know what specific wood Ingo was made of, most his guesses would have placed above birch on the hardness scale. He wouldn’t have guessed a softwood, but it would explain why Ingo kept evading the question. He knew it could be a point of insecurity in the other soldiers.

“It’s okay, I’m hard enough for the both of us!”

Skyla wheezed.

“SURELY THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS FOR US TO BE DISCUSSING RIGHT NOW!”

#submas #misfits #subway boss ingo #subway boss emmet #and a third character I will leave anonymous #wip wednesday #merry christmas #my writing #I have honestly gone back and forth on cutting this section #because it is funny (to me)#but it's also a bit inappropriate #anyway say thank you to my sister for talking me into leaving it in and for posting it as a chrisis present

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canisalbus · 9 months ago

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Most unhinged ask?

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#I don't get that many overly unhinged asks #the asks I wish I could answer but can't are the ones that are funny or interesting but in a slightly too inappropriate way #answered #anonymous #for the record if you've sent me a message and I didn't respond it doesn't mean I didn't like what you had to say #a lot of the time the best ones kind of take my breath away and it takes me a long time to come up with a response #and there's only one of me and only so many hours per day

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beemovieerotica · 9 months ago

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sorry i don't find it funny at all when people share stories from their childhood of a doctor not using any anesthesia on them during a procedure, holding them down with force, covering their mouth, and telling them to "shut the fuck up" !!! please do tell me to unclench my jaw. i hope that a child never comes to you for help when an adult has crossed their boundaries.

#please tell me how you're any different from a boomer calling a kid a snowflake because an adult touched them inappropriately #or telling them to 'grow the fuck up'#it's not funny and nobody in the reddit thread treated it as funny

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snail-shell2335 · 1 year ago

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