#if i had a nickel for every time i got autistic about a kids show that involved vehicles and-

[kindest-little-fella-in-town]

i just found out about three heads today. this idea made me laugh so much that i don’t even care that i’ve redrawn this meme before

[starlite-sin]

System reactions to Case 3 and 4

I'm not gonna remember everyone so we're doing this. obvious spoilers but they're mostly out of context

3:

"Oh it's an internal narration. Lovely."

"He needs to calm down. Like a lot. We just got here and he's already yelling?"

"Man's is a surgeon from Vegas? He had more than enough help what was that?"

"He was lying to get out of it"

"Well he's a bitch."

"Kate needs to dump him."

"Doesn't she die?"

"Spoilers!"

"We've seen this. Multiple times."

"How many masked assailants do they have if these two aren't connected?"

"Why would a detective be out for a random creep?"

"Why are you trying to logic a horror series?"

"I need consistency."

"We don't know anything about this."

"People who watch daytime TV aren't real, Kent."

"He probably watches Judge Judy too."

"That's rude."

"Kinda telling when the only two tolerable guys in this mess are cops."

"Damn Norris talking about your friend like this?"

"Jack needs to die. Like now."

*Collective groan when Jack starts describing ANYTHING*

"And the award for best actors goes to..." (Listening to Kent and Norris talk to the Reeves)

"Why is he screaming!" (repeatedly)

(In terms of captions) "Why do we care what gun Norris uses?"

"Why is he using a revolver? Don't cops use pistols?"

"Somehow this isn't the weirdest thing."

"I really dislike CR. I don't know why."

"We were rooting for you man!"

4:

"Don't stop in the road!"

"If I had a nickels for every time I saw someone die cause they stopped in the middle of the road, I've have two nickels."

*collective* BEN!

"So wait, are they from Forest Lawn? Cause 'move closer to the family' implies not but Ben from the school says yes..."

*collective groan when Webb showed up*

"Close your mouth"

"The translation isn't right and it's driving me insane."

*At the doppelganger* "i fucking love this shit!"

"If you got a ten year old, who wanted to go to the cemetery, why would you drug yourself up?"

"...Was there a warning at the front of this?"

"No of course not."

"He said it wouldn't link to Sally's original story..."

"Oh lord."

"...Cthulhu?!"

"Why is Slenderman throwing hands with a squid?"

"It's a little late for the purity shit now, man."

"i think this guy (Klein) has mommy issues."

"I'm autistic too, Breen, and I've never thought of kidnapping a child."

"Kate's a simp!" (There's no Kate in this case, they were talking about an alter)

"Did they just...not realize their ill kid just...vanished? Like what did Aiden say when the O'Bannon's asked?"

"'Where we keep the food to feed the hungry' And you never saw the brick wall holding a body?"

"Now what purpose did that serve?" (Doppleganger killing Helen)

"Maybe not the serial killer, but he was still there so you can get that?"

"Billiam."

"They're just chanting random shit it's not even scary."

"Why is he screaming!"

"Cause he's about to die?"

"He looks like the journalist asshole from Spiderman."

"Ah he's catching onto cop cover-up shit."

"Of fucking course it's Lorrain Warren. Who else would it be?"

"Zac Bagans?"

"Honestly, that'd be funny as shit."

"This looks like AI."