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snowzing1 · 1 year ago

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Maybe one day I'll finish this but today is not that day lol

Characters are from the funky Welcome Home arg thing-y

Audio is from My Friendly Neighborhood.

From the little tiny jumping puppets. Literally the best puppets in the game. I love their voice lines

#welcome home #fanart #video #animation #sally starlight #julie joyful #wally darling #i forgot the rest of their names #funny caterpillar dude #the big burd thing #funny mail man #and the big big bkue dog #my friendly neighborhood #mfn

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lurkinginnernarrator · 2 months ago

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au where SQQ does undergo the 'qi-deviation' and is 'changed' but in reality the twin of Shen Jiu, Shen Yuan made a comment one day about how all Shen Jiu did was bitch about his martial siblings. Never one to turn down a golden opportunity,

Shen Jiu: bet

And so the twins decided to switch lives!

The qi-deviation is just so they can explain away any differences of temperament and so sj can hightail away easier.

Shen Yuan: this is going to be so easy

(spoiler. it wasn't)

Between useless sect meetings that could've been not even an email but a text message, reading fifteen different preteens attempts to sneak in dick jokes into their poetry assignments, the head cook alerting him to the fact that they've somehow run out of rice??? They're the greatest cultivation sect??? How does that happen???

Anyway, two of his Hall masters eloping together and taking an extended honeymoon (he's happy for them, but. Who's going to teach those classes now??? Him. Apparently.), sect politics and his 'martial siblings' barely even attempting a farce of civility or courtesy AND his guqin strings needing to be replaced and restrung ?

Shen Yuan is sorry 🙏🙏please come back🙏🙏🙏

Cue the allotted period of switching ending and Shen Yuan dramatically throwing the fan on the ground as Shen Jiu rolls up and goes "thanks for the vacation didi"

#then it was shen yuan's turn to bitch about their martial siblings #all of cang qiong in the background:#we've been bamboozled #there are two funny thing you could do with yue qingyuan: one. he knew the whole time and totally went #“should we check for possession by making Xiao 'jiu' drawing hong jing? of course. infact. we should use ALL of the possession detecting #artifacts we have. for safety purposes.“#“sect leader why are you mailing a letter that says 'hope you're enjoying your vacation -love qi-ge'?”#or two: he's fooled as well and just thinks he's projecting his desire to see the tiny xiao yuan who he and xiao jiu lost all those years #ago again. and that the grief of loosing shen yuan is what changed shen jiu into the man that he is today #so that maybe loosing his memories. also had him loose that grief. and that maybe underneath the weighty mould of the past. shen jiu and #xiao yuan really were alike after all #svsss #svsss au #svsss parent trap au?#shen yuan #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #original shen qingqiu #yue qingyuan #cang qiong #cang qiong mountain sect peak lords #realizing i forgot the second option was supposed to be funny #there are so many errors in my spelling and punctuation its not even funny. ignore it please i am procrastinating on stuff

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wyvernity · 10 months ago

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sss day my favorite national holiday WOOOOHHHH

bonus

#pokemon #trainer lyra #rival silver #soulsilvershipping #timeskip tag #bao beis #i had so much more planned. but alas. college.#ANYWAY. sss my everything. ohh. always thinking abt them.#this is very obviously lyra's room! all the pink! massive bed to fit all her pokemon! the champion paycheck gets you that much at least #and plants!!! no. 1 horticulturist in johto #she's living somewhere around the base of mt silver... decently close to the league and her hometown #so i like to imagine her with a huge greenhouse so she can take care of plants even in the harsher climate #meanwhile silver has one of those decrepit malelivingspace flats in viridian. he's making it work.#i can only see sss properly moving in together liiiike in their late 20s #after they get to enjoy young adult independence for a while #but before they permanently settle down they should go on silly adventures again... just once. or twice. or #as much as i like to entertain the thought of them being homebodies i think they'd rather spend their lives travelling haha #since silver never got to fully experience it as a kid on the run #being a wanted man and all #and lyra is itching for the getaway #they deserve to be in nature and responsibility-free and *frothing at the mouth*#BTW i put my whole wyvussy into that wall decor #lisia signed poster... rosa's resemblance as mei(!!!) in the totoro one... bell tower + whirl island pics //#pokemon constellations... and those gen 4 mail templates that no one actually used. probably from dawn. champion penpals :]#i debated doing a lance poster because celebrity idol funny but nah she'd bin that immediately after moving out #oh yeah the drawover was um. inspired by the nonebinary neochamp fit. so happy for my son.#i'm glad i managed to finish the big piece in time otherwise i would've just posted that LOL can you imagine #okey bye happy sss day

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buwheal · 10 months ago

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Man although I can't send this and have Spamton see the image (cuz it would be text instead) I'll send it to you and you can give me your opinion about it.

What do you think...

...about...

...snowy Spamton?

IT SNOWED YESTERDAY YESS!!!

(this was on a car btw, which made it even better)

#(EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE) it has never said you couldnt send him images btw :-P so congrats he does get to see!!!#ive been meaning to answer this since like.. forever... this is from january 21st.... oops!!! I wasnt sure how to make him react #-to images then.#but i figured it out now lol. At least for this one.. sigh /nsrs #this image is so funny to me lmao /pos thank you so much i love it def one of my fav asks X-) Its so sweet <33 #[you've got mail!]#spamton #spamton g spamton #I hope his hair is greasy enough because MAN its slathered in there (wretch /j) i was struggling with his hair perspective tbh #deltarune #deltarune spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #spamton fanart #kingsis beat me to the images grrrr /J /nsrs I was saving them for something specific i wanted to do so thats why #youll see

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martyrbat · 11 months ago

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dc holiday special (2017)

*puts on my scholar glasses* is the cookie tiny or are his hands gigantic?

#tiny cookie is tragic but funny but big hands can go from hot to dangerous if you ask to get fingered.#god forbid a misunderstanding in being fisted.... (his strap is still in the mail but hes eager to service top while waiting)#one of my favorite miscellaneous details of clark is he has a strong sweet tooth #like he loves cookies and doughnuts. he has chocolates on his desk. in action comics 434 his downfall was literally eating a mystery box #of chocolates and in the next issue he buys girl scout chocolates while depressed and thinking he has to exile himself #its not a very jarring or overdone theme (thank god) but its so funny when you notice it #same with lois just fucking loving a hot dog in two separate comics #anyways. big man or tiny cookie?#also link is to a post where i transcribed the entire little comic btw.... it's a cute one ......#c: dc holiday special (2017)#crypt's panels #clark kent

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codecicle · 2 months ago

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Who Are You. Like, seriously. I've just been scrolling through your posts and honestly I cannot comprehend half of this shit. Good job. Minecraft stuff is awesome and I'll probably end up following you at some point. Thoughts on Parkour Civ?

I'm the slimecicle guy, don't worry about it too hard ❤️

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#we have mail :]#oh also parkour civ is hilarious man its really funny #my girlfriend got me to watch it #12/10. i can see why people got obsessed #the only problem is i get a massive headache? everytime i try watching it?#so i had to wait until i had a normal migraine and had already taken headache meds to watch the entire thing #it was really fun though ^_^!

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feline-evil · 4 months ago

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I've said this on twitter i forget if i've said it here but i'm still not over the scene where Cassidy gets chopped into little pieces to be shipped out in a box; because i said to my husband (who had seen it before) the scene prior 'oh if i wanted to get Cassidy out i'd chop him into little pieces and mail him' and then caught myself and went wait. That's just a Me thought there's no way they'd actually ever do that, this kind of shit doesn't happen in tv shows i just really like extreme and casual gore.

And then it happens and i celebrate like my winning team just scored a goal, for ONCE a tv show matches my freak, for ONCE they feed my little freakpervert brain!!

#jay talkin #preacher amc #preacher spoilers #jic anyone sees me and ibis's rabid posting and goes to watch and doesnt want good moments spoiled teehee #and im normal abt the intense gore cassidy can do for funny bits in this show. btw #im a normal man and you can trust me around gore #(i like it so bad it makes me look stupid)#(please mail me cassidy in bits so i can kiss his stupid severed head)#(and then put him in a bathtub n feed him blood so he reforms. grow yr own vamp bestie yayyy)#(like one of those spunch toys we all used to have. u grew em. but this is more gory yay)

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sskk-manifesto · 1 year ago

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I've just been staring at my my copy of Vol. 20 that came in the mail today with the page open on *The* panel.

This is how I cope.

Every Akutagawa fan right now

#That sounds like the perfect coping mechanism have fun 👍👍#ryūnosuke akutagawa #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd s5 #bsd season 5 #The grip this pathetic man has on everyone is insane #I've been making fun of him since I first stepped into the fandom and look at me now #That's a perfect timing for receiving the mail though!!!#Funny coincidence my physical copy of Rakugaki Note also arrived exactly as I was watching the episode :D #people asks me stuff

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misforgotten2 · 1 year ago

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Back when retirement plans didn't expect you to live past 70.

The Saturday Evening Post - December 7th 1946

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folkdances · 9 months ago

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hi hi!! ^-^ so excited to read your new fics, very happy to see you're still in the fandom! writing franziska :)) i have a question though. lately there's been some people saying mvk wasn't that bad. what's your opinion on that (if you wanna reply)?

he killed a man

#andaw i hope u like my silly little stories... :) aa is like a leech stuck to me i can't get enough man #genuinely though i think thats kind of a funny take mvk wasn't that bad ... my goodness #mail #anon

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disteal · 1 year ago

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that anon is wrong, you give cool dude vibes

thank u

#it’s funny whenever i get transphobic hate mail #they have to use like 3 stanzas to call me the f slur so as to not imply i’m really a man #so i’ll open my inbox and i’ll see ‘u give off theatre GIRL with FEMALE tumblr blog vibes’#nice try i know like 3 cis men who also give off those vibes ur words don��t touch me #ask

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swagmaxxer · 1 year ago

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ive been selected to become a mail man

#this is so fucking funny it was just me and some random ass number in the united states postal service group chat #one of my friends said “ammab (assigned mail man at birth)”

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buwheal · 3 months ago

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Ok we'll pry about something different - what ya up to bigshot?

#He was smug at first but the dialogue and pose seemed very shocked/scared so i leaned in to it a lot cause its funny lol #[you've got mail!]#spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #deltarune spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #A more unique pose this time because i need to do some silly things outside my comfort zone cause theyre cooler lookin #hes either good at lying or really bad at lying no inbetween its a coin flip every time #get you a man who can do both #both pathetic loser and semi-competent--(red buzzer) a little competent-- (red buzzer) uhm.... /j

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heystephen · 3 months ago

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Ok I’m sorry can I be a hater for a second- Travis looks like shit like super ugly and gives me the ick and I feel grossed out on behalf of Taylor. I know looks aren’t everything but…..

you had me at asking to be a hater for a second and then immediately lost me :( 💔

#to each their own but when a man is kinda dumb and funny like. i cannot stand up #i got mail*#anonymous

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codecicle · 6 months ago

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I JUST REALIZED I WASNT FOLLOWING YOU I THOUGHT I WAS IM SORRY

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THE FIRST ACCOUNTS I FOLLOWED BUT IVE JUST BEEN FINDING YOU EVERYWHERE

What's up slingos, slungos, and slorts! Most people actually find me really annoying at first, and will end up studying my posts and way of talking to diagnose me with mental disorders for hours!! Without even realizing they aren't subscribed!!! Isn't that insane? So just slime your way down onto that gooey gooey button, make sure it's dripping with ooze, and if it's red, Make It Not, now let's slime right in...

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#we have mail :]#LMAAAOOO BIT ASIDE THATS SO FUNNY #i really am just everywhere man thanks for the follow ^_^ glad to have you here #i see you submit to cursedslimecicle so often :-) your posts are often my favorite to queue LMAAO

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signalhill-if · 11 months ago

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Fun fact: a lot of the story ideas I have came from the world I designed for an Apocalypse World game, and at the time I was reading @attollogame and loved Sysba and wound up making a character with a similar premise of being a god banished to live in a human body. That character took on a life of their own and became like everybody's favourite NPC. But they were really specific to that game's story at that point and were very fultifaceted, so when I started writing Signal Hill (which has a totally different plot) I decided to split their role in the story into two different characters, Yvette and Aldrich.

In other words, if you trace it far enough back, 1/3 of my main cast is just Sysba from Attollo

#i expect a cease and desist in the mail promptly #i am joking ofc ames your work is soooooo beautiful and very literally inspirational haha #i'm posting this cause the other day i was talking to my partner about a book series i used to love as a kid called the unicorn chronicles #and i realized that the backstory of the character elihu is literally the same as the AW character in question #like man. inspiration in art is so weird #i hadn't even thought about that book series in years when i came up with that character #watch the tomska video about 'the somerton scale' it'll make you really think about your creative ideas and where they come from #and also he's funny #i've been meaning to do a bit of behind the scenes talk about the origins of signal hill if anybody's curious #i think that might be fun. the process of coming up with it is very roundabout #ALSO IN CASE ANYBODY THINKS THIS IS A SPOILER. IT'S NOT. neither character in signal hill is a god in human form that would be fucking wild #yvette is just yvette <3 aldrich........ well their storyline was ripped from an old story i wrote and never finished. not spoiling that #also there is no cannibalism in signal hill. none. i prommy #yet...

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