#funny girl 2024

[rtc-obsessed-gworlie]

"How many girls become a sinner, waiting for a roast beef dinner?" - Funny girl

[andstuffsketches]

um, can you play a song with a beat?

[lotusyiyen]

[ayilings]

foundations of decay

[beescake]

as a fellow arasol enthusiast you have a godtier arasol take but i would humbly like to suggest what if aradia was taller than sollux, just a little consideration 🥺

massive considerations!!!!! ^^

jumping straight into this fully expecting everyone to be familiar w @hamsterlover38, singer of the arasol national anthem 👀

simple feelings complicated emotions

[cometblaster2070]

madame morrible has the worst fucking luck ever and I CAN'T because first of all after decades and decades of waiting she finally gets her most promising student yet right; she finally gets someone who actually has magic and who might actually be able to read the grimmerie and help further her and the wizard's plans and COINCIDENTALLY this student (bless her heart) is shunned and ostracized by literally EVERYONE including her own family and is desperately craving some form of parental love and affection and validation and acceptance and so madame morrible is like 'ooh this is fucking PERFECT this girl is going to be SO easy to manipulate into doing what I want what could possibly go wrong wow.'

and in comes the fucking pink lesbian.

because elphaba is shunned and hated and all of her peers avoid and detest her because she's weird and green BUT then all of a sudden?? out of nowhere??? she and her pink roommate who, mind you, had a choreographed song and dance routine which involved the entire student body in which they detailed how much they really really hate each other, got really fucking close??? now they go everywhere and do everything together??? they are attached at the hip and looking longingly into each other's eyes WHAT IS HAPPENING????

you are madame morrible and you think galinda upland is in love with your student and what is worse is that your student might be in love with galinda upland and that fucking SUCKS because how the fuck are you supposed to properly emotionally manipulate her now. and it makes absolutely zero sense to you because WHY is galinda upland, the most popular girl at shiz taking an interest in your student??? WHY IS SHE HERE, WHY IS THE FRUITY BITCH RUINING YOUR PLANS???

glinda's very EXISTENCE is a thorn in your side; her simply being herself and interacting with elphaba is probably the reason why you feel a headache coming every time you see them together and is perhaps the reason why you scream into your pillow at night because this absolute loser lesbian just being there might upend a huge fucking chunk of what you've been planning for years.

and then the fucking cherry on top of all of this your student decides to play vigilante and flies off into the sunset and then that leaves you stuck WITH her situationship who you hate more than anyone in the world and you're forced to sort of team up with her for a bit except she doesn't really know magic and she's just being sad and gay and moping about missing her girlfriend and you're sitting there FUMING thinking about how all these fucking witches are fruitier than fuck and all of them are useless to you at this point.

like this is just madame morrible at shiz after elphaba asks her to include glinda in their study sessions just realizing 'dear god I am going to be ping-ponging between these lesbians for the rest of my fucking life aren't I.'

ik she needed elphaba for the plot and for her dastardly plans but in all honesty if I was her and elphaba came up to me at 1am and was like yes please I need you to include my roommate with whom I have a homoerotic relationship in our study sessions or else I will quit right now. also, you have to go down to our party this very instant and tell her in person yourself bye and thanks, I would've just handed in my resignation letter right then and there and cut my losses.

[relaxedstyles]

[epickiya722]

Todo: What kind of woman is your type?

*Plays Megan Thee Stallion's Otaku Hot Girl*

[lesmiserabelles]

jeevan braich as rusty and al knott as greaseball / troubadour wembley park, june 2024

master: hitmewithyourbethshot

[rosalie-starfall]

Saturday Night - 2024

October 11th 1975

Gilda: "You get to be the hot one." Laraine: "Jane's the hot one." Jane: "I'm the mom... The still fuckable mom."

[theresa-draws]

the moment that piqued his curiosity + more veilguard-flavoured yearning

hey why can't rook immediately run back to the lighthouse and yell at solas, why must i carry these secrets i will explode

[rtc-obsessed-gworlie]

The fact that my dog almost got my playbill from a musical I went to in November 😭

[arielluva]

tiny utena i drew a while ago... bug....

[thejanisimiike]

rejanis on twitter

[xxplastic-cubexx]

charles saying a total of Four Words and storm immediately assuming he's gonna read travis' mind has me in stitches im ngl

[Storm (2023) #2: "Punked"]

[trickarrows-bishop]

THERE IS THIS MAN💥🗣️ WHO OWNS A BUS TOURING COMPANY‼️‼️ HIS NAME IS💥💥 BUDDY💥💥. AND HE'S SUCH AN 🔥ASSHOLE🫵 AND HE WAS SO DISRESPECTFUL TO MY FRIENDS😔 PRISCILLA AND BELLA WHO I WORK WITH🗣️🗣️ AND TO MY MOTHER . 💥💥

IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS🗣️ I CAN'T STAND YOU🗣️ AND I HOPE YOUR BUSINESS 🔥🔥BURNS🔥🔥. YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL🗣️🫵 AND SO MYSOGINISTIC.💥 I HATE YOU💥.

COME ON PRISCILLA ‼️‼️ I HEAR PRISCILLA IN THE OTHER ROOM 💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️ YEAH ‼️‼️ YEAH ‼️‼️ FUCK YOU BUDDY.🗣️🗣️🗣️