#funny buttons to press:

[worminterface]

hi there

Hi as far as you need to know my name is Matt or Mattie (Matthew if you're feeling fancy). I am on the computer to have a good time and post bordering-on-too-personal shit on my Web Log

17, he/she, white, bigender trans guy (<- oh look he admitted it. rejoice), straight/lesbian/you get what I mean

I shall not list my disorder/s here enough time following me and such will become obvious to the wise

I uh don't do much. sometimes I write/draw/craft etc but I don't make a habit of it. regardless my art tag is wormart

Things I like:

foraging (plants, mushrooms, + otherwise)

mycology

hazard signs and traffic signs and signage in general

radioactivity

horror movies, games, books, etc. for which I will always be up for recommendations (specifically I loooove a good fucked up short story/novella)

bone collecting/vulture culture

writing, once in a blue moon (short stories and poetry)

drugs (occasionally

urbex? maybe ? we'll see

guitar (I'm not good at it)

writing music sometimes

My cat. my cat image tag is chloe look at her please

Music:

It's a very very mixed bag so I'm just going to list some individual artists that I like a lot Btw I like all of them in a cooler and better way than you

Barbed Wire Barbie

100 Gecs

Laura Les/osno1 (I'm sooo fucking normal about her)

GEL

MF DOOM

Akintoye

Misantropic

Jack Stauber

wych elm

Death Grips

Playboi Carti

Terrifying Girls High School

onebillion other things

While I don't consider myself punk so much as an identity, I do love punk and hardcore music and I go to shows whenever I can, my area's scene is great

I'm also in a crust/hardcore band (kind of. it's just me and my best friend atm and I can only barely play the guitar. her false chord vocals are great though). We're called Self Digestion and if we ever put anything out I'll link to it <3

my music tag is &. go through it and listen or you're gay

Also I'm a furry. I will reblog furry shit. you've been warned

Neocities coming soon (in months

woww if you've read this far you must really like me. DMs&asks are always open (to mutuals and non-mutuals), feel free to talk to me even if we've never talked before :]

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

cyberverse bumblebee makes me giggle all he does is play with touys and firetrucks while his best friend fights 80 million decipticons

[cherienymphe]

"wtf did I just read" "wtf did I come across" "wtf"

- someone who read the summary and warnings and tags for a fic and proceeded to read it anyway, knowing exactly what they "came across"

[probablyanalienindisguise]

Literally everytime I play Gauss

[ittybittyremy]

There’s a world where Bells Hells fight a Predathos possessed Imogen and perma kill/defeat it. And Orym just has the biggest “I told you so” monologue known to mortal

[squuote]

I like that the narrator seemingly chose stanley as his targeted office worker that would best fit his story just by how he eagerly functioned and followed every command given to him. and then the moment stanley did not get to press his buttons, he made sure to make the narrator’s life a living hell. imagine choosing the guy who usually always listens and then find out he specifically has it out for you.

[cdyssey]

if you got obsessed with two or more of these tragic but morally fucked up women who have a soft spot for their children, then you may be entitled to financial compensation

[rat-king-they-them]

Except the rat. Worship the rat. Become the rat 💦🥳😩🫨🫨🐁🐀⭐️🏳️‍🌈

[starscelly]

nils and roope testing their internal clocks!

[nekobami]

(Jerry Smith) Pov: you pushed Slug Jerry out of his human disguise with your mean attitude.

Slug Jerry is now upset at you and thinks you're a monster.

(late) day 2 of this challenge.

[sleepy-the-loz-enthusiast]

So apparently Wild ran around Hyrule with zoomies for a week straight and upon stopping to rest at the Gerudo Town cookpot, wound up accidentally sleeping for 2 and a half days.

[designernishiki]

if you beat amon in dead souls kiryu gets an orbital death laser. just so you know

[the-girl-from-dres]

Trans friends of Tumblr! I have a question for you, should you wish to answer...

Answer if you wish. Reblog as you see fit :)

[detroit39incorrectquotes]

Markus: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship.

Perkins: We’re not friends.

Markus, holding an axe: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence.

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Turkish Grand Prix - Jenson Button(ft. Mark Webber & Sebastian Vettel)

[that1notetaker]

I started playing cult of the lamb. I didn't think I'd actually like playing it because fighting games make me bored, but it turns out that making a version of animal crossing where death and murder is an option wasn't such a bad idea.