#funny as shit dawg
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god i love the rogue mode. i'm still getting the hang of it but medicine artefacts are so funny like it's OFF THE SCREEN and i couldn't scroll lmao. I DIDNT EVEN HAVE THAT MANY INCREASE DRAW LIMITS this is all from medicine 😭😭
i believe this was my layout? 🙈
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"i'm retired, having a good time is my job" son or "do not disturb" daughter ?
#justice for my drivers dawg#at least they're free of those burning piles of shit#the shackles of a horrible team falling off of them#they think they're being so funny and i'm just here crying#LIKE WHO'S YOUR THERAPIST MAN HOLY SHIT#daniel ricciardo#logan sargeant#formula 1#f1
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Snap: *draws a Megaman-inspired Magneto*
Me: ...Perfect modernization.
wait now that its not 3AM i can do you one Slightly better
bonus:
#xmen#xmen comics#magneto#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#snap sketches#this is legitimately the most self indulgent thing ever ive been wanting to draw magneto like a robot master for months vjAELKJAE#i thought about adding the little 'ears' robot masters/reploids have but not this time#whats funny is that during my initial redesigning i WANTED to pay homage to erik's trench coat look buuuutt i couldnt figure how#so thank you sigma for. letting me steal your shit vjELKAEJ#i havent drawn megaman characters in like. years good lord- whats funny is that magnetman Was one of my faves to draw#which doesnt mean much since i loved drawing pretty much all the robot masters equally LMAOOO#i remember some freak got pressed at me for doodling metalman during class once like dawg what is your problem#bruv leave me ALONE let me draw you are not my mom#anyway. as i said last night i dont have my usual evening class so i figured id fill the time doodlin these#they didnt take long- i think thats why i like drawing This magneto outfit so much#reminds me of my megaman doodlin days ... also it's genuinely just quick as hell WHICH. makes sense#all that done im done megaman-inspired posting thank you for the opportunity anon im glad you appreciated it :]]#im gonna go eat now my tummy rumblin. theeeeeeen i guess ill drive home ???? i guess.#it's almost saturday so that means i get to post more asks- ive been hoarding them throughout the week#so i apologize if some people have been waitin i PROMISE i havent been ignoring i just wanna draw somethin for it </3#ok im eating now BYYYYYYEEE
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Day 276 | id in alt
Birthday girl!!! BIRTHDAYAAAA
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#fumi jjk#jjk fumi#DAWG I WAS FUCKIN TWEAKING HARD#the lil mmv kinda thing for Kugisaki had me JUMPING#it kinda had a horror taste to it and i was giggling my ass off#i loved the off-putting shit of it#amazing exquisite ill watch it 15 more times(i have it downloaded lol)#not involving her bday art with the first years was a willing choice dawg. she dont revolve round em#AND I MISS FUMI#Okay I MISS HER FUNNY SHY ARSE SHE WAS SILLY
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yes boy praise your husband!!!!!
#This shit is crazy dawg#Are you sure malevolent isnt a comedy...... this is a comedy#I mean yeah its dramatic and scary and stuff but like.#They got jumpscared by a mirror man like#AND THE MIRROR MAN WAS ARTHURS REFLECTION LIKE#this is funny you just need an open mind#They argue every 10 minutes like an old married couple#malevolent spoilers#Malevolent#malevolent arthur#malevolent john#“malevolent arthur... 😈”#Wait are they a ship? I mean surely. Like venom and whats his name
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Pony Park Boys; Friendship is Bullshit
sorry for posting so much in the past hour. I'm lonely </3
#trailer park boys#tpb ricky#tpb julian#tpb bubbles#cryptid art#i put too much thought into why each of them which which species#like i knew julian was unicorn#cause of the whole pompous 'better than you' act he puts on#also he loves fancy shit#but i tossed w ricky n bubs for a bit cause pegasus ricky would be funny like instead of the car he sleeps on a cloud thats like.#just above julians trailer. it rains on julian constantly.#but also him being an earth pony w plant powers is also rlly funny cause. he grows weed. thats all he can do. his special talent.#and bubbles being an animal dude iwent oh fluttershy and then i went wait he's fucking blind#this is hilarious he cant fly#also ricky n pinkie pie would be SO besties#julian definitely keeps talking about going to magic school but he can't even teleport lmao dawg can only levitate shit#and its just his drink#sorry like i said. im lonjely. i have things to say.
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I think I should be able to unshoeth my feet and crack my toes when I crack my knuckles. Public or not, these bad boys need to be yanked.
#dawgs#knuckle cracking#crack my toes#free my dawgs#knuckles#finger cracking#literally#lol#funny#humor#evil#haha#original post#text post#freak#me devouring#shit post#textpost#shitpost
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Burning wrath
#aka airy dawg get away from him he's a piece of shit !!!#I'm so mad why not put the funny guy thru tormentous hell . teehee (← if it works it works)#vent art#tw ???#this is . probably the most abusive it can get without me actually calling it what it is (terrible)
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blackbeard is kind of a mary sue
#you do not need two powers put that shit back#buggy running away was funny and koby baby sweetheart come on dawg#i dont really care abt blackbeard but like....go ahead and sink that bitch lol#kae.txt
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thoughts on the best ending slide where the Khans and Followers of the Apocalyspe meet up in the north and create a mighty society?
I think its so interesting because on the basis of FNV it's likely The Followers would not fuck have actually fucked with The Khans.
Like not in a mean way but Followers and the Khans differ on pretty fundamental levels. They already had prior and brief interactions where the Followers taught the Khans how to make a lot of the chems they sell, hoping they'd use it for benevolent purposes. They likely would not be happy or thrilled to know what they were actually using them for or that they were supplying them to the Fiends of all people. Especially if Julie Farkas is still in charge, she reacts very negatively to the idea of working with the Atomic Wrangler on the sole fact they intentionally hook their patrons on substances to keep them coming. Even if the Khans stopped there'd be the question if the Followers would look past this for cooperation.
We also have the fact that the followers are generally pacifists and loathe violence. They have guards as holding such beliefs makes them a vulnerable group but it's still another contrast from the more aggressive Khans. Not even to get started on them siding with the Legion, who will slaughter the Followers if they win (on the condition Caesar is dead) or run them out of the Fort and have a kill-on-sight protocol for them. The rule of fiction is they bonded over being run out or settled their differences but the build-up to the thriving empire is so much more interesting, along with the current state of it as it no doubt had to alter a lot of Khan traditions.
What I find most interesting about this ending is more so the effect the player has on it. If we use the idea the Followers they reconnect with are a different branch, then the Khans only go on to create a legacy and become a powerhouse again like in the first game. If we like to believe the Followers influenced positively then for good too (and not like their Fallout 1 predecessor). It's a clean slate for them in Wyoming but I do question what happened to the people already settled there?
If we take it was the Followers from the Fort, this route only happens if the player pointedly neglects a lot of Follower interaction and begs the question if they were desperate for a protective allegiance. The Followers are already run ragged with demands by the time the Courier gets there and being forced to leave under any of the conditions wouldn't help either. Just because they helped the Khans doesn't mean it was because they went with the same goals, more so it was mutually beneficial, much more on the Khans side because they would have to give significantly less up as the providers in this scenario.
Ultimately I think it's interesting no matter what because I like to imagine the turmoil and beef they had before cooperation. The Followers are seen as peace-loving doctor hippies by a lot of the Mojave and NCR but they are never truly hated. They just suck at actually forming alliances. To where the Khans' history and reputation are a big reason why they had to side with the Legion for revenge on the NCR despite the NCR not being loved either. To have to work with a group that previously sided with the faction that wanted you dead or just in general went against what you stood for is fascinating from a story standpoint. The fact that they prospered is another!
It's also interesting as this is treated as a much better thing for the Great Khans as it only appears on their ending slide and not the Follower's.
#i think the game glosses over that a lot of the minor factions dont interact and if they did it would be weird#like would the Khans worked with the Followers and the legion make it pretty clear who their enemies are#we could believe its the case they didnt mention the followers knowing the khans fondness but if we also think the khans remand in contact#theyd know the followers would have been an eventual target had the legion succeeded especially if Caesar died#honestly the best endings for the followers involve getting them to side with the NCR and then an NCR ending like say what you will but#I think its important that it doesnt specify its the Fort Followers meaning they really could have just been pushed out with no place to go#A fun ending for the followers and the khans over all tho#i think its kinda funny that the khans just die off if you tell them their legacy is shit and Papa Khan admiting its kinda true cause like#dawg ur past is not good you just weren't on the receiving end of those behaviors.#ask#anon#fallout#fallout new vegas#the great khans#papa khan#julie farkas#followers of the apocalypse
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Mid mental breakdown and here comes the kitten doing parkour off the walls with your body included....nails extended.
#laughing through tears dawg lol#that shit hurt#but at least I'm not banging my skull on the wall lol#Sherwin is so funny#lee rambles#personal#mental eelnessssss
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Day sixty-three | id in alt
A puppet and a witch.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#mahito#jjk mahito#i Love havin to violently clarity who mahito is#ive never drawn this cursed bitch in ny life but making this thing do fucked up expressions is fun#update! ive been low-key concern looking at chapter 209-212 because......#dawg i think the merging is already Happening#AM I DELUSIONAL? DAWG IT MAY BE ALREADY HAPPENINH#WHAT THE FUCK DID THOSE BEAMS OF LIGHT MEAN??? UHHH??? UH?? ERM idk tho#i might be staring at the wrong shit but yknow#another update! its just the plans furthering lmao#though... i do think the merging should be able to at least start or something... it would be interesting to see#i fucking giggling tho bc in chapter... 244? i think the old guy with the katana says they could use cursed evergy to protect themselves#they completely disregard the people of japan and its FUNNY#but yknow who ACTUALLY has non sorcerer friends and cares for them insanely so? Kugisaki and fucking todo idk why not#i just wanna see what happens i wanna see how fucked up this is gonna be#also can maki fucking uh heavenly restriction herself out of the merger or is she fucked#im asking the REAL questions on my fucking daily Kugisaki account because this is the only way i can pick apart jjk with any kind of group
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aoki deserves a billion and one knives to the organs but tbh if i showed up to the husband of my ex's ceremony Of Which Was The Same Guy Who Made Me Look Like A Jackass On My Birthday and she was like 'wow youre so charming and sophisticated' after i overheard her calling me a creep and a weirdo On My Birthday i think i wouldve killed myself on the spot in front of everyone so good on him for not doing that I Guess
#snap chats#he didnt know it was his own birthday but anyways#PLEAAAASSSEE LIKE THE SELF RESTRAINT#PERCEIVED ex anyway. dont think they ever actually dated so its even worse vjeLKVEJ#like aoki is a big baby bitch but he really is a master of his craft of not looking insane /immediately/ after something goes wrong#give him five minutes but for a solid 4:59 minutes he'll be fine#perks of being a politician ig idk do they teach you that as a political science major. idfk that nerd shit im into human resources#i have to make a comic of that whole thing at some point its so funny to imagine#but no i was thinking about how i wanted to take cosplay pics at some point cause thats a thing i can do i realize#and i wanted to make the aoki caption a joke about aoki shooting himself over yumeno and i remembered this shit ajrGALKEJRLGKJ#moving on i just came in from a walk and dawg its too hot out i brought my umbrella#i mustive looked insane to the mailman tho cause the route i took meant i walked past the mail truck Twice#so sorry if you saw some weirdo with a frilly black umbrella walkin his dog. in the glitteriest crocs around#very confusing to see but not unreasonable i dont think#anyways im sweaty im eating ice cream now#i cant have sweets around me its so bad i eat it all in a sitting
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slender-swagsystem: collect my canadian friends&mutuals..
#herbert speaks#the literal vast majority of my friends and mutuals are canadian#im the token american guy to like 10 canadians#(not actually) (they probably know a LOT of americans) (its just funny to me)#why am i even in america dawg. i barely have any american friends and SO MANY CANADIAN FRIENDS#me to canada: let me in please :3 all my friends are in there!!#they should make me a canadian citizen just for fun#id prolly like it better than down here. my friends are up there.#to be fair i could prolly find a way to get like a work visa to stay up there im just very stupid and get stuck easily#“just google it” google is 90% ai search results and 10% stuff thatd probably be useful if i didnt have a fucked up brain that cant read#big blocks of text and me do NOT get along. i cant read that shit#its okay tho bcs im coming to visit all my pookies very soon with my PASSPORT!! RAHHHH!!
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Mfs be like "eeeerm women as a video game protagonist? Ugh woke have destroyed gaming."
Like okay? What about silent hill three 🤨? You got something say about the absolute greatest horror game protagonist Misses Cheryl Mason 🤨????
#cheryl mason haters will be shot on sight.#seriously tho i hate how quickly these mfs are to shit themselves at a femal protag#like dawg youre already playing a fictional video game. for you women arent any different#its funny because zero bitches#silent hill#silent hill 3#cheryl mason
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