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yes babe the sex was great but did you know that in Ghostbusters (1984) the shelf falling over in the library wasn't scripted
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When the corporate customer service quiz has this as a question:
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And you have to decide if you want to pass the course or be true to your heart.
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I don't understand how people just Do things without daydreaming. like how are you not off in a silly little fantasy world rn
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hum hallelujah
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Learning a language is so wild. Beforehand the language is just some kinda interesting sounding gibberish and squiggles on a page. Just totally opaque. Might as well be Linear A. Afterward it’s like the most obvious thing in the world. Totally self-evident. Of course those words mean those things everybody knows that.
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Wake up babe new fish dropped
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firing this cunt out of a sling hard enough to dent a knights steel helmet
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perfect new meme template just dropped
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it's the lack of casual closeness in long distance friendships that kills me. we can't take a walk together, down the road or in a park. can't window shop or run errands. we can't see each other's reactions as we make fun little small talk. that's all i want
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His ass does NOT know what to order
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