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"the black parade is dead" oh really bc it looks like the hole you put it in wasn't deep enough and it's climbing out right now

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they’re friends

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officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

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sorry this is all an elaborate pregnancy announcement. gerard is pregnant and its twins (both towers)

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it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

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Venom/Flubber Mash-Up by Nerdist.

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Category 5 MCR moment has hit the dash

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yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

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babe what are you doing. no i don't care if you have a job. you need to be on dash talking about my chemical romance. yes this is important

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my husband

(Inspiration credit to @spengler-phd, @canadianhottmess, and @spook-spectre-ghost)

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go ahead and get in the car since your ass wants to get in the car and go drive to the store and pick up some milk and eggs

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Extremely quick rant about how cute you are:

you are so cute.

TL;DR

you're cute.

TL;DR

ur cute

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my observation from 2 months of kittens

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Now that's just obscene

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just detonated a tiny nuclear device at my buddy's house as a prank. scientists say his rumpus room will be uninhabitable for 600 years