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i was trying to send my period cramps to king charles with my mind but they got intercepted crossing the atlantic by the good vibes of a transfem in glasgow that were intended for her online friends in the states and both crashed into eachother and fell into the ocean and got eaten by a blue whale and now that blue whale is just having like an absolute heck of a day for real

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they call me the freaker outer the way I’m always freaking outing

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I think if you put someone from 2005 onto a website from 2025 without the slow creep we've lived through, they'd think they had malware

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Accidentally told Amelia Bedelia to slay.

Everyone stay inside.

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Visceral is EASILY top ten words that feel good as fuck to place precisely into your essay one glorious time

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haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

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guy who cries watching legally blonde

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I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

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get real

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99% of liars quit before everyone absolutely believes whatever they say forever keep going king

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anyone know where I can stream this show? My wife wants to watch it (even though it is a men's show)

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i’m gonna be real i dont think we’re gonna community garden our way out of this one

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Guy who’s not gonna make it voice: it’s gonna be so awesome when I finally get what I want

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Someone remade Titanic so it starred their cat.

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knuckles the enchilada

idk why this is said like a waiter’s food order slip but yeah here he is

i

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obsessed with the girl who says that if you lie on the floor long enough you will start to cry and shake because your body is 'releasing excess cortisol' like i just think you might be going through something girl

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