#funny ao3 comments

[jamiemoonymarks]

Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I'm tired of being the only one brave enough to write "I am chewing on this fic" in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it

[starfalcon555]

got this comment on my fanfic a few hours back and it's just so funny to me... like I was having a pretty shitty day before seeing this comment and now I'm just giggling like a little bitch!!!!! so true bestie!!!! haha yes team raiders indeed!!! idk why it's just so funny to me and it was also my exact thought process when writing the scene this reader is reacting too bc the OCs they're referring to are my little blorbos and they're probably this reader's little blorbos too so like I resonate with this reader on my own level... sometimes it's the little things y'know?

[dear-ao3]

[electric-marrow]

i saw an instagram post complaining about “proshippers finding mouthwashing” and i just want to say. the freedom to depict sexual assault in a video game is a basic proship attitude, actually.

[erinwantstowrite]

if ao3 had the comment option that wattpad had (being able to comment on paragraphs) i would be unstoppable

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[peelingpaint-heavyheart]

seonghwa hard hours MDNI (afab reader btw)

tags: fingering, pet names (baby, doll), desperate hwa <3, umm i think thats it tbh honestly its quite tame in comparison to what i originally thought, enjoy hehe

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idk just thinking about rich boy! hwa fucking you silly in your apartment, getting all rough and messy on your new clothes you specifically bought for your anniversary tonight because he just couldnt wait to have his way with you

it all started at dinner

he was treating you to dinner at one of his favourite restaurants, a high-end place uptown you wouldnt even think about dining at on a regular night. but hwa insisted, he wanted tonight to be special

"please, baby. just want to treat my baby on our special day, yeah?"

and who were you to resist when he was hugging you like that from behind, his body moulded against yours as his chin rested on your shoulder, his lips ghosting your skin

so you had agreed and let him book the reservation. now all that you needed to do was organise your outfit. simple right? well no

you wanted something new, something he hadnt seen you in before. it was for your anniversary after all. so you had decided to go big and go home, driving out to the mall uptown where seonghwa likes to treat you. why not? it would be your little treat to yourself in two ways.

one: you would finally own nice clothes that you often thought were out of your budget every time you saw them online

two: hwa's reaction would be worth more than gold when he saw you

so you surprised rich boy! hwa when he picked you up, walking out of your room in an outfit that had his mouth falling open and his eyes wandering your body. satisfied with his reaction, you took his arm, kissing his cheek and wishing him a happy anniversary. he snapped out of his trance and returned the gesture though his expression still held remnants of that original stupefied look when he first saw you

the restaurant seemed to act as a buffer the entire night. ever since rich boy! hwa had seen that outfit on you, his eyes never quite left your body. sure, he would turn away every once in a while, if you two were having conversation he would look you in the eyes. as you ate, drank and talked, there was always a level of distraction behind his normally collected focussed gaze

it was only when he had paid the bill and you had exited the restaurant did he start dragging you toward the car and you knew. you knew tonight was going to end for a long while

so when you two arrived back at your apartment, it was a race to your bedroom, his lips and hands roaming you urgently. it wasnt long until you both stumbled into your bed after kicking off your shoes and he could stop holding back. he knew what he wanted. he wanted to feel you, to show you just how much your outfit tonight affected him, just the extent it had drove him crazy, unable to think one competent thought since he picked you up this evening

and rich boy! hwa is impatient. he finally has you and he wont go about it how he usually does, taking his time and teasing you until youre begging him to properly touch you. no, he'll torture you, just as you tortured him all night

clothes are pushed aside, askew on your bodies and still partially acting as barriers. hwa had his fingers deep inside you as he pumps them in and out, your slick coating his skin and staining your panties he pushes aside with his free hand. and as he gets more desperate, wanting to see more of you, of your pretty hole taking his fingers so well, he just cant help himself

theres a ripping sound between the wet sounds of his fingers moving inside you and you faintly see hwa through something behind him

"hwa~ my panties..."

"it's ok, doll.. i'll just buy you another pair. fuck, if you keep being this good i'll buy whatever you want"

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[deiaiko]

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[scarabies-real]

WAAAKE ME UP. WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDDDSSSS (when ao3 is back up)

[otrtbs]

*me responding to ao3 comments with the same attitude and tone the original commenter gave me instead of ignoring/deleting/blocking*

"i'm in my evil era"

[redclown19]

just want to say i really liked your fic!! i already left a comment on it but wanted to say it here too ::3 i hope youre really proud ! great job ::D

hi!! your comment made my day. ^-^ youre too nice. i did some doodles of your scarecrow qs a thank you.

again, thank you so much! (๑•▽•๑)

[regulusrules]

Sometimes there is no point in life, but then a comment like this comes and it gets you on your knees

Fic: My breaths are run by your compass

[dear-ao3]

[paraphwrites]

props to @danandfuckingjonlmao for one of the funniest comments i've ever gotten. you're potentially the only person who understands my writing

(image: ao3 comment reading "get you someone who loves you as much as paraph loves giving edwin dead parents. (anyway it's 3am and i'm crying fuck you fuck you)"

[briandraws]

Just making an important statement :)

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