#funny adult gift

[underachieverse]

[sun-e-chips]

It’s Christmas morning and your parents actually got you that 7ft tall robot jester you’ve been raving about and now you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of the rest of your family.

[nat-20s]

Not to sound like I'm sort of booktok girlie or some shit but like. Books really are good ass gifts. You don't have to know somebody super well but you can still give them something really thoughtful and also in a price range that is like. Normal for most people when it comes to gifts. AND sometimes libraries will sell books quite cheap that they have too many copies of or are out of circulation etc so you can buy from them AND support the library. Honestly not seeing a downside here

[the-acid-pear-art]

Saw my own tags mentioning Lucis never had their quinceañera (or as we call it here simply Cumpleaños De Quince) so I thought it'd be cute to draw them actually experiencing it even if a bit late. This is how they can still be saved ☝️💯☝️☝️

[citysvg1]

I dont wana party like it is 1999 Svg

[beriadanwenlavaneth]

A fun little candle from a market. Cute lil' guy, gonna name him something. Maybe George.

[dutybcrne]

There's got to be something said about Kaeya just completely throwing the notion of Crepus' legacy in Diluc's face straight up only because Diluc tried to tell him to drink responsibly.

[lavendersartistry]

To keep everyone on their toes for the rework of Matron in the Playhouse:

Theodore couldn't age like the other critters. This is mainly because he's stuck in a traumatic position (abuse and experimentation) and can't seem to try and make of what is the present.

If Theodore did accept his fate and accept the present by the game timeline of Player's arrival, he would be 27.

Basically denial. Added with the Prototype giving empty promises to Theodore on freedom.

And Theodore is technically the only time a soul is ever used in the AU. He needs to be able to possess a mini critter somehow.

Now, regarding after this and the redemption arc (UTC obviously):

Theodore is going to be adopted by Eve, DogDay, Bobby, and Bolt. As much as DogDay and Bolt have a grudge on what Theo has done, they realize it is just a kid dealing with trauma and recently got fooled by the one thing they saw as a hero (or a parental figure).

Everyone else is a bit on edge but later ease into his presence. The more sentient mini critters see Theo as a big brother, which brings out Theo's smugness.

Theodore 'parrots' a lot from the older critters, mainly from Eve. They bond a lot like a mother and son (Theo is guilty of calling Eve "Mum"), Theo thinking that she is the coolest person ever. He fights a lot with DogDay and doesn't think much of Bolt and Bobby.

Nicknames Theo gives to the critters:

Eve - Mum

DogDay - Doggy

Bolt - Stormy Mister

Bobby - Miss

Bubba - Teacher

Crafty - Uni

Hoppy - Hops

Kickin - Kickie

Picky - Apple

Dee - Deedee

Panda - Rarity

Silly - Els

Wally - Webby

Ginger - Kaykay

Zuri - Zuzu

Lovely - Auntie

Danny - Uncle

Clara - Rara

Betty - Twin 1

Barbie - Twin 2

Molly - Moll

Flora - Blue

Ladie - Dia

Anty - An

So the redemption arc is mainly giving Theodore the ability to feel like a human boy again.

[tabl3]

update on narcissistic father:

he wants to see my siblings and I for his birthday (which I fully forgot existed, idek how old he is tbh 💀)

so, we're gonna go somewhere expensive and bleed his ass dry wooooo

[dfqshopping]

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage. .: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) .: Eurofit .: Tear-away label .: Runs true to sizevecteezy.com

[aperfecthalosblog]

Offensive Adult mandala cruss word 20oz or 30oz skinny tumbler (Glow in dark option)

This listing is for one 20oz or 30oz skinny tumbler..Glow in dark option..

Vacuum insulated tumbler with lid and straw. Drinks stay ice cold or steaming hot ALL DAY LONG. Perfect for hot coffee in the morning, cold drinks all day long, or wine at the end of the day.

These are custom made and can be custom made for you with a process called sublimation..

Add a name or saying

Since these are handmade the image maybe slightly different then pictured

** All tumblers should be hand washed and not placed in the dishwasher.

There is no actual glitter the image make it appear like glitter..

[underachieverse]

I think my calling might actually be a cry for help

[ghanikh-tee]

People, One Star, Fucking Nightmare Would Not Recommend T-Shirt

Shop link: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/49127316-people-one-star-would-not-recommend?store_id=2781426

Great gift for anyone, but especially people with dark humor in hospitality, customer service or anywhere with people. Like the world. This humorous design is a rating of People at only one star. Great sweary gag gift for friends who don't like people. People, One Star, Fucking Nightmare Would Not Recommend sarcastic review design for introverts or anyone who hates humans. Great funny gift for introverts or people who have to deal with people day after day and they are driven nuts by it. It is too peopley out there!

[ghosty-schnibibit]

i think now is an opportune moment to dunk on my 14 y/o self who used to spike glasses of 1% milk with about a half teaspoon of vanilla extract and placebo effect herself into feeling slightly tipsy for the sole purpose of feeling more adult while staying up to one in the morning to watch fullmetal alchemist brotherhood on toonami

[canichangemyblogname]

Y'all ever notice how we (society) arbitrarily sexes the weirdest shit? And I'm not just talking about "Women's" tooth brushes. (Because women's teeth are somehow sooo different from men's?) The worst of it is baby clothing. At least as an adult, it is possible to find unisex or non-gendered clothing. But baby clothing? Nope.

Apparently, parents gotta let the public know whether that child was assigned female or male. We (society) gotta start teaching them the discretion of sex young.

I was looking for stuff for my cousin who is having a baby. I came across a onesie that said "hero" in the boy's section and another that said "damsel" in the girl's section, and I said - out loud in the store- "This is my 13th reason."

The employee stocking behind me choked.

[penisliker-moved]

reading th newspapers t look at th local candidates for my mom and one of these guys is insane i kinda like him