#funniest thing to me

[heavenb3nt]

Koschei being a drummer in the Gallifrey hot five is the funniest thing ever. He decided if you can’t get rid of the drumbeat in your head may as well be in a band about it. I wonder what beat he played. I wonder. It’s a mystery

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[hcshannon]

"Let's just say he makes Lil Nas X look like Malcolm X!"

thought this up the other day.

[nataliescatorccio]

ADDAM AND SEASMOKE + reddit posts

[umblrspectrum]

nevermind i figured out how to draw her

[egophiliac]

Ernesto Foulworth and Gino… it wouldn’t surprise me if they had fake identities

I accept this explanation

(the problem is that I had a very regionally-specific immediate thought and I could not get it out of my head)

(sorry this is messier than usual, I refuse to put more effort into it than it deserves)

[soleyrouge]

Heavenly officials: Hua cheng is dangerous!

Xie lian: 👍🏻

Heavenly officials: He's challenged 33 gods and made them lose their godhood

Xie lian: 👍🏻 *kisses him*

Heavenly officials: He'll kill you!

Xie lian: 👍🏻 *sleeps with him*

Heavenly officials: Something is not fucking right with this guy.

[koneko-chan]

𝕴 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 (sound of salt falling weakly to the table) hyah hyah hyah

[carlyraejepsans]

I AM FUCKING HYPERVENTILATING

[minzart]

People who experience romantic and/or sexual attraction are so funny sometimes

They will ask "who's your crush?" And you will answer "i don't have one" and then it starts

"Why are you liying?", "you can trust me", "don't hide", "i don't belive you", "what?! Everyone has one come on", "hmhu it's [name] isn't it?".

in the extreme cases (mine once) they won't let you even leave the conversation and place it started

And so you lie

And when if "confession" comes from "name" and you reject it every single persson who made you lie will be angry.

Honey. Why the fuck are you angry? You decided a lie is more realistic than reality

[ebysse]

hogwarts staff gift exchange

[lungthief]

ben affleck hearing “you kiss guys on molly” for the first time

[iztea]

imagine if they didn't pull that sword out of Bram in time and then Fyodor got reincarnated as a lollipop stick

[doctormori]

I love this book to death, so here's some things I noticed <3

[amphibifish]

ok i'm on like ep 6 of mdlr but i have thoughts

1. my friends and family have not heard the end of it from me BUT HEIMDALL IS SO FUNNY TO ME. I CANNOT GET OVER EVERYTIME HE IS OMINOUS ABOUT KILLING LOKI. it is so so funny to me i cannot get over it.

2. i really like lokis magical girl sequence with his weapon i get all giddy every time i see it

3. thor being this all powerful thunder god while simultaneously being trapped as a highschooler is so funny to me. especially because he has like. every job ever.

4. mayura is such a failgirl and i love her for that. mayura and loki are also a fun duo cause despite the fact loki looks like 12 and she tower overs him he's the one that has to keep her in check

5. i teared up during the episode with mayura and her dad i thought that was worth mentioning

[eowyn-igneelcheshire]

One of my favorite things in the LOTR books is Sam being obsessed with Elven magic and wanting to see it and when Galadriel finds out she basically tells Sam "I don't know what the fuck magic is but I can show you the future in this bowl of water if you want" as if that's just a normal ass thing to be able to do.