#fundie related

[amandaanddonnie]

SISTER WIVES Exclusive - Who was Recently Spotted at Kody & Robyn's??

[crazyutubelady]

Watch "DUGGAR Family's Religious Theology Discussed by JINGER Duggar VUOLO" on YouTube

[mooni]

"my little champion."

a nickname. a derivative. you are mine. you are my child and my child alone. you will never grow to be something more. you are small, insignificant. your victories will mean next to nothing, because you are mine, and i lay claim to all that you do. the memory of my hands will stain your own touch, and you will keep me alive far after i am dead, because you are a part of me. a part. a product. never a whole, because that is a right reserved for those who can stand alone. i am a leader. you are a follower. you can take a different trail, but all roads lead back to me. you are my son. you are my son.

fundy will always be remembered as wilbur's son.

my little champion, and that's all you can be.

[agnesandhilda]

as far as christian-themed art goes I'm of the opinion that you cannot meaningfully appropriate mainline western catholicism (it's a massively powerful branch of a religion that has been spread by imperialism and that actively seeks out converts as a core tenet. how could you appropriate it?) but that it is possible to engage with it shallowly and that that's fair game to make fun of. I will not be taking questions at this time

[countingandsnarkingon]

Okay since the mods on the OMITB Reddit page changed their settings y’all get my theories from now on. The end of season victim/Season 5 victim is…Jan. She popped up earlier this season and we’ve yet to see her come back, my theory is she’s going to come back in the season finale and protect one of the trio (Mable) from the killer, sacrificing herself in the process. Her protecting Mable would then give her some sort of redemption while also compelling the Trio to solve her murder and thus unmask the Moriarty character.

Or the victim is Howard since I feel like the only logical step up from Sazz in terms of shock factor would be Howard both for the audience and the trio

[faunsoda]

what if wilbur and fundy made me SOB and CRY

[spurgie-cousin]

i think one of the funniest historical facts of all time is that at least one medieval English man got so mad at the Vikings who ended up settling there, not because they were taking up resources but because they were cleaner than the average English man, to the point that they started attracting the local women who were like 👀 oh damn he changes his clothes sometimes

and then i think the cherry on top that makes it so much funnier is learning from that middle eastern account that they weren't even like, insanely clean people for the time, they just brushed their hair and washed if they got dirty. and the guy who wrote that one was like "actually...... they kinda gross me out tbh".

[sadieshavingsex]

I love how Christianity was like don’t have sex with anyone only the person you’re going to love forever. So then we went out in the world and tried to find a person to love us forever but lots of people wouldn’t love us at all if we wouldn’t have sex with them. So then we came to feel that no one would ever love the real us, just as we were, without sex attached. Sex was the most valuable thing about us and the real us, sans sex, was not only unimportant, but unlovable in its entirety.

[theangrypomeranian]

"you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me" feels like something an ex Christian would say to someone who didn't grow up in any kind of religion

[powerlineprincess]

I wonder if Ethel Cain watches Fundie Fridays

[edzia121mc]

The flowers of longing...

The promo art for the second Chapter of My astronaut, finally home is finally done. Took me a while to do it because of school and stuff but now the art is done and the chapter is out!

(Its says chapter 1 and i cant changed it 😔)

[appleflavoredkitkats]

you ever think abt the fundy's mind stream . like there's sm secrets we never got answers to

[blufox234isadumbname]

Wilbur doesn't know why he knows the steps. It feels like a dance you remember only in a hazy state. Walking beside a small kid, careful not to trip into her stride feels right. He feels like something overtakes him to speak in a gentler voice of reassurance. To sing her a song goodnight is instinct, not just as a musician but as something else. It feels so strange all of a sudden that he of all people is so careful with a child he's never met until that day. When he heard he was possibly a dad, he simply dismissed it like minor news. Akin to hearing you have a spider in your home or it's raining in 4 days, he'll get to it but it's nothing really.

But now he cares so much, he'd wreak havoc if anything happened to Tallulah. It feels like deja vu, like looking through a mirror to another world. A world where he has a special place surrounded by redwood trees and by the riverside. That other guy he's looking at, he's building everything up just for his own kid, with the same face of care and concerns as his own. He's singing some lullabies as him, matching the cadences and lyrics even if hushed and mumbled. He's teaching how to shoot a bow and arrow to his kid just like him, explaining the steps the same as him. He's leaving the kid soon just like the other, but at least he's trusting someone else to take care in his stead.

There's another kid, he realises. And that kid looks sad, in spite of the beautiful scenery. That kid is looking at walls, just like Tallulah. He's not living in much comfort or glamour, just like Tallulah. He's learning how to fend for himself with a bow and arrow, Tallulah will be like that soon. He's seen the dance, the rhythm of a deadbeat. And now its up to him to change the paces.

Will doesn't know why he pauses in faint recollection when a memory doesn't exist. It's merely a dream from a bygone night, but what's a memory but not a dream you've seen before. Yet when remembers walking through the forest and a flash of red fur snickering, he doesn't understand why a pang of burrowing feelings hits him.

And that feeling turns to drive, a desire to be at least the best dad he can be for now. For Tallulah and for that lonely kid he doesn't remember.

[filthyfundie]

been without power since early Monday morning. cell service is iffy but AMA / TMA to help me pass the time

[countingandsnarkingon]

Raise your hand if you’re terrified for Tuesday ✋

[fundiebabynamebible]

He got his name back. Joseph Augustus Zarelli. 13th January 1953-February 1957. Sounds like Philadelphia PD are working on a few other cases right now as well. Thank you to all the unsung heroes who are giving Does like Joseph their names back.