#i hate how relatable fundy is oh my god

[faunsoda]

what if wilbur and fundy made me SOB and CRY

[faebriel]

Super Niki au my absolute beloved.. the more information I get the more crazy I get

(hi sorry this sat in the inbox for like two months anon for some reason i was hoping something more substantial would appear out of thin air. it didn't btw.) regardless of that! fuck yeah anon i'm with you on that

i think a superhero niki story would have to have a real focus on the mundane. like the nitty gritty details of "how do you conceal your identity from people in your superhero costume?" "how do you fit patrols into your week? you can't possibly do them every day." all that! again i think this comes back to me being really attached to the 'everyman' side of c!niki it makes me want to imbue that feeling into everything i write with her. in this au i think she does work at a bakery (good for her) but when the shit starts to hit the fan she disengages from her job, stops taking on the extra duties she usually does at work, stops caring, eventually stops showing up. etc. this is probably related to how she ends up crashing with fundy and hbomb after The Puffychu Divorce (superniki edition)

here are a few other miscellaneous thoughts i've been having:

i've been having more of a think about emerald duo in this au, and i think i know how i picture them being. so phil is wilbur's dad, techno is phil's friend, techno and wilbur define their relationship in vastly different ways, etc etc the standard. oh but they're both supervillains. not for any particular reason they kind of liked mucking around causing mayhem first and then came up with an ideology later. anyway phil's retired and techno Would Like to be retired but he's still looped into the job due to Shenanigans (blood god related mb?). wilbur is fully aware of this and goes to him to be like 🥺 help i need ideas when he decides to go supervillain mode

oh! and wilbur's alter ego name is chekhov ^-^

and so the syndicate in this au is......................... a book club. yes for real

okay look i was thinking about what to do with the syndicate and i didn't really want to have them end up as a Bad Ass Villain Posse because i think niki needs to retire or at least be a superperson part time after everything that happens. so instead, she ends up meeting phil and techno and they help her ease into super semi-retirement ^-^ and ofc phil and techno appreciate having another friend who Gets It around. they are literally just like a book club and a mild support group in this au in a very silly way and i like it

i've spoken a bit about fundy and hbomb in this au... yeah niki lives with them after breaking up with puffy. not 100% sure where jack fits in. maybe he's another low ish level vigilante running around and tries to ally with niki? i can't imagine any allegiances she makes in that mental state (without the history she and jack had as l'manbergians in canon) would last very long. maybe she sees a bit of herself in him. they both call each other out for being emotionally immature idiots and then go and do the exact same thing themself. hypocrites

oh and i think i've mentioned niki making her own costume before!! i imagine as a fire based superhero she buys PPE (like from a tradie joint) and modifies it to be 1. functional and 2. fashionable. this does in fact mean that hi-vis yellow + orange are her colours in this au....

and below the cut is a treat: a snippet i wrote of a scene where after a big fight, wilbur finds himself patching up his wounds in the same safety stash as this city's very own friendly neighbourhood superhero (who wants to beat his ass)......

“Why do you hate me?”

The stubborn rasp in his voice surprises even him. As for the woman on the other side of the room, her shoulders draw tight - like a wild animal arching its back, a show of anger. The question, then – should Wilbur interpret such a motion as defensiveness, or as a threat? “What makes you say that?” she asks. Her voice runs high with the question – a quiet sound, like a flute's soft alto, though it rasps slightly through the sound of a voice changer. Idly, Wilbur wonders whether it is worth asking where she got it. Or how she fashioned it, perhaps. God knows he needs one. Chekhov might manage perfectly fine in the midst of faceless reporters and supervillains – the proper kind – who haven't seen the light of city streets in years, but if Wilbur were to cross paths with someone he knew as himself (god forbid, someone like Tommy) his voice would give him away quick as anything.  (His heart aches, briefly, when he thinks of his brother.) Part of him tries to unpick what her voice would sound like without it. It’s difficult not to fixate on these small things – perhaps because the bigger things provide him with so little in comparison. Her voice is quiet, a little difficult to pick the sounds apart around the staticky rumble of the voice changer, but far from timid. There’s a stubborn timbre to it. (Something in it is familiar. But that thought is patently ridiculous, and Wilbur is impatient, and so it is dismissed.)

[scene continues]

"Am I," Wilbur pauses, wets his lips – it almost feels as if the fire is still flickering beneath his skin, energising and scorching all at once. "Am I that horrible? Is there something – do you see something so inherently terrible in me that you just have to strike it down? Is that it?" Her powder-keg silence sparks, ignites, her scowl a torn-open slash even beneath the planes of her mask, embroiled in sudden fury. "Don't flatter yourself - "  "Ah, and there it is!" To her credit, she doesn't stagger back as he lights up – if anything, her affect is unimpressed. "Show us the blaze, firebug! What – what drives you? What lights your fuse?" "Do you even know what you are?" she retorts. Oh, she's caught on the hook, now. "You know what you are?" What is Wilbur expecting? Proud, arrogant perhaps – delusional wouldn't be anything new, or any of the crueler words from that stock. Wouldn't be the first time he'd been called some variety of son of a bitch bastard, either. Who is he, to this spectre of flame? He's asking honestly, though he doubts she believes in his integrity. "You're a liar," she continues, words stubborn and fierce and almost unwieldy. "You – you are so selfish, and so cruel – you take, and you take and you take and you don't think for a second of the people you're taking from. You don't think anything of them. You're a liar," and when she repeats these words, they sound like smoke – "and you know what? I hate liars. I hate them." The words sink into him like stones. How does she know? he asks himself. How does she know? He doesn't ask her that. Knowing his patience, he'd be lucky for an answer, anyway - instead he just suggests, "you speak like you're familiar on the subject, then?" If it's even possible, her scowl drives itself deeper into her face - like tyre tracks driven into mud, an ugly slash of drawn brows and what he can only assume is teeth bared behind that voice changer of hers. She looks at him like he isn't worth a single thing on this earth. "Yeah, well," she spits. "I've had my fair share, with bastards like you."

[businessbois]

MasterList of my compilations

FIC MASTERLIST HERE AO3 HERE

also, all comps are tagged #a comp a day keeps the sadness away or #clip comp and clips are #have a clip

(also also my more analysis type posts are tagged #dsmp analysis)

*A personal favorite

most should have transcripts UNDER THE CUT, apologies if it doesn’t

I MADE THIS INTO A CARRD NOW SORRY BECAUSE THIS WAS KINDA DIFFICULT TO MAINTAIN businessbois.carrd.co < all my comps are there

tommy:

tommy like’a da bees

tommy and the clementines

*tommy being soft for minecraft creatures

tommyinnit: flowerboy

tommyinnit being king of the lesbians for 1 minute and 30 seconds

tommyinnit saying no to straight people

*somethings don’t change

tommy and the sidemen

tommyinnit 6 mil pogchamp

character development

tommy and wilbur:

wilbur talking about tommy in his streams

tommy verbally spamming “wilbuh, wilbuh, wilbuh”

wilbur using his big bro wilbs voice

he will cry

tommy and techno:

tommy and techno having different priorities (and in doing so exemplifying brotherhood)

oh yeah checkmate tommy you really got him there

**tommyinnit missing the blade

techno likes one (1) kid

*tommy and techno being brothers

*tommyinnit being a techno stan: **part 1, part 2, part 3

tommy maybe being adopted

¿AY CARAMBA DÓNDE ESTÁ LA BIBLIOTECA?

tommy and people:

tommy being aww’d

tommyinnit being a child

**people saying nice things about tommy: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6

primeboys compilation for 4 minutes and 58 seconds

fundy and tommy having an underrated friendship

niki and tommy having an underrated friendship

sapnap and tommy having an underrated friendship

allium duo during csgo

puffy and tommy during csgo

*tommyinnit protection squad

clingyinnit

*dream team and child

storyline related:

it’s the same song, but the words have changed a bit

“my” vs “our”

dream and techno parallels (exile day)

ha, they’re, uh, they’re best friends... your honor?

wilbur? tubbo? tommy?

first day/exile parallels

annoying little bug

*tommyinnit being betrayed but before the exile storyline so without tubbo

*tommyinnit being BETRAYED for 3 minutes and 54 seconds (w/tubbo and also some scene changes cuz i figured id just update what i didn’t like about the first one)

important tommyinnit clips from january 6th (aka look at all this fucking character development)

look at all this fucking character development part 2

“you can’t be the next wilbur”

*o7 l’manburg

on the path

**bench scene compilation

daddy issues

tommy having mixed feelings about alivebur for 3 minutes and 51 seconds

this is just 3 minutes of tommy saying “i’m sorry”

tommyinnit’s abandonment issues

who do you miss the most?

SAM

wholesome sambro/awesamdad compilation :)

tommy being not selfish parallels

suck it green boy

are you happier?

smpearth:

wanna see how hard i can CRY

*business bay compilation 1 and 2

“me and the boys battling god”

misc:

similar yet opposite energies (dream and techno parallels but not angsty)

wispexe suffering for 2 minutes and 12 seconds straight

quackity being forcibly adopted by sbi

eryn cyberonix being a force of chaotic dumbassery

wisp singing heather

same energy- gogy and tommy

eryn hating the able sisters song

deffo flerting

wisp saying things for 52 seconds

eryn and linu being bros

ksi being ready to throw down with a 16 year old

[5uptic]

crewfu: fanfic spotlight :)

Angel of Life, Bringer of Death by woofles1990 (5up/Steve, teen rating, gen | 377 words, chaptered WIP)

Summary: Steve and Dk just wanted to explore a dungeon. That's all they wanted! A certain angel clearly had other plans.

flashover by Anonymous (Apollo & 5up, teen rating, gen | 853 words)

Summary: n. the moment a conversation becomes real and alive, which occurs when a spark of trust shorts out the delicate circuits you keep insulated under layers of irony, momentarily grounding the static emotional charge you've built up through decades of friction with the world. OR: it's pretty stupid to sleep on the tiles of a subway station, even though you are well aware you have a home. It's also quite embarrassing to have a friend pick you up from there.

Sparks Fly by Rocketro (5up/Fundy, gen rating, m/m | 863 words)

Summary: 5up and Fundy watch fireworks together.

you're holding back (shut up and dance with me) by lytriis (5up/Steve, teen rating, m/m | 1.2k words)

Summary: 5up and steve dance.

what happens in Vegas by aphilologicalbatman (Apollo/Steve, explicit rating, m/m | 1.4k words)

Summary: "I'm pretty sure this is a bad idea, Steve." "Nah, this is a great idea, dude." (Or: the one where they hook up in Vegas.)

quiet when i'm coming home by homeward_bound (5up/Hafu/David, teen rating, gen & multi | 1.4k words)

Summary: 5up comes home from LA.

i could peel it for you by sweetlikesugr (5up/Steve, teen rating, m/m | 2k words)

Summary: One appletini at a time, 5up ponders about oranges, buttons and celestial bodies.

from blossoms by 5280ft (5up/Steve, teen rating, m/m | 2k words)

Summary: “O, to take what we love inside, to carry within us an orchard, to eat not only the skin, but the shade, not only the sugar, but the days, to hold the fruit in our hands, adore it, then bite into the round jubilance of peach. There are days we live as if death were nowhere in the background; from joy to joy to joy, from wing to wing, from blossom to blossom to impossible blossom, to sweet impossible blossom.” -Li-Young Lee, From Blossoms

you think that i'm foolish now by amsves (5up/Steve, teen rating, m/m | 2.1k words)

Summary: “Is everything okay?” That’s a stupid question and Steve knows it. If everything was okay, Five wouldn’t be randomly appearing at his hotel room at—Steve checks his phone—2:37 in the morning. Their group had split up for the night a few hours ago, uncharacteristically early for them, but Five had had plans to talk to—

Like you wouldn't notice by Anonymous (Apollo/Steve, teen rating, m/m | 2.1k words)

Summary: Apollo is having feelings, so he pushes them down and hopes Steve doesn't notice. Avoiding Steve was never going to end well. "From that moment on, Apollo becomes hyper-aware of all things Steve. The way his long leg touches his, hip-to-knee, in the bar booth when they're drinking overpriced cocktails."

Vegas Lights by amethystvxidwalker (5up/Steve, teen rating, m/m | 2.3k words)

Summary: “You were planning on actually swimming with me, right?” Steve faced him, brown eyes and dopey grin almost making Five swoon. He forced himself to focus on Steve’s face rather than the black ink above his hip, small, blocky text that read ‘SUGR?’ because of course it did.

ice-cream-covered screaming hyperactive thought by cj__writes (Apollo/Steve, teen rating, m/m | 2.5k words)

Summary: Apollo isn’t sure when, exactly, he fell in love with Steve. Maybe, just maybe, he thinks, he never really fell. Maybe, he’s been falling. He’s still falling.

u spilled orange on u by SmearedWords (Apollo/Steve, teen rating, m/m | 3.1k words)

Summary: Five times Dumbdog thinks Steve is illegally attractive and the one time he tries to admit that to him. Keyword: tries.

My love is the evening breeze touching your skin by tumtummeke (Apollo & Steve, general rating, gen | 5.2k words)

Summary: Steve's love language is physical touch. Dumbdog's is... not that. A day at the beach with Steve and Dumbdog (and background crewfu), told in five touches.

be like the love that discovered sin by Qupid (Apollo/Steve, teen rating, m/m | 5.6k words)

Summary: It’s annoying because Apollo even left for work a whole hour early today, which should be enough time to get to his shitty office job like everyone else on the train, but unlike everyone else, Apollo also has a second job. Which leads to the last reason why Apollo is having a bad day: being pinned under an overturned car while a villain monologues at him. Well, that last reason isn’t really part of Apollo’s bad day, but sue him if he wants to include the misfortunes of his hero identity Dumbdog while listing the reasons for his bad mood. “I don’t have time for this, Suptic,” Apollo grits out, interrupting the villain’s monologue.

friends in this town by 5280ft (5up/Steve, teen rating, m/m | 6.1k words)

Summary: Five only realizes he’s bitten his nails down to the quick when the sting of pain catches up to him. He’s probably overthinking. He just needs to talk to Hafu. That’s all. ...He doesn’t want to. He’s worried he will only hear an answer he’ll hate. Out back, putting off talking to his sister really gives Five a sense of deja vu. All he needs to complete the feeling is Steve. “You need to relax, man.” Speak of the devil.

this party's just another haunted house by cj__writes (Apollo/Steve, teen rating, m/m | 7.7k words, chaptered WIP)

Summary: On December 31st, Apollo wakes up in his hotel in Vegas. The problem is, it's always December 31st.

call me by your name (i don't know that's pretty gay) by Qupid (5up/Steve, teen rating, m/m | 10k words)

Summary: “Oh!” The human suddenly exclaimed, “You probably want my name!” Five had no interest in holding the power of a name over a human, it always seemed more trouble than it was worth, “Not particu-” “I’m Steve! It’s a pleasure to meet someone as cute as you.” The human, Steve, interrupted before 5up could finish. 5up’s eyes widened as he felt the power of gaining a name rush through him.  It was intoxicating and he could see why some fae would frequently come to the human realm just to trick humans into giving up their names. Five hadn’t needed to trick Steve, the man had given up his name freely and Five couldn’t believe how goddamn stupid he was to do it. “Ohhhh my god you’re an idiot.”

you'll hear me howling outside your door by Qupid (Apollo/Steve, teen rating, m/m | 22.2k words)

Summary: Something warm blew against Steve’s face and, distantly, he heard a high pitched whine. A nudge, and when Steve ignored it, a more insistent push had him opening his eyes to the face of a wolf mere inches from his own. Steve laughed. How delightful!  He was hallucinating animals now. The wolf’s fur looked bright to him, but even with as dark as it was Steve could tell it wasn’t white. Maybe it was more of a sandy color. Not that it mattered when all Steve could focus on was its piercing gaze and how its eyes seemed to bore into his soul. The wolf whined again and nudged Steve in the shoulder with its nose, making the man rear back when he realized that this might actually be a real wolf and not a hallucination at all.

kinda good for my love by sweetlikesugr (5up/Steve, teen rating, m/m | 44.7k words, chaptered)

Summary: 5up can’t really recall the exact moment when dares became his and Steve’s thing and he is not sure if he even wants to try - after all, why would you mess with something that feels so natural, that feels so right? Why not just let it take its course and see where it might lead them?

Also: mangoedges‘s 5up the human impostor collection!

FAQ:

Wait what is this: pretty straight to the point! i’ll regularly share crewfu-related fanfictions to this blog :)

How regularly is “regularly”?: great question! LOL. it depends on the flow of fanfics that get uploaded, which i do not have any control over, but i’m looking forward to do this twice a month. after all, it’s only me doing this and i often run on a tight schedule.

What’s the format like?:

[title of fic with link] by [author of the fic with link] ([main pairing(s)], [fic rating: eg, general rating], [relationship: eg, m/m] | [word count in k], [added prompt to specify if it’s complete or not])

Summary: [summary provided by the author. if it doesn’t have a summary, a “No summary” prompt will be put instead]

(What does WIP mean again?): Work In Progress :)

Why are you doing this?: from the beginning, my blog has hosted conversations about RPF (real people fiction) and crewfu pairings. this has evolved into people sending me updates about certain fics in the crewfu tags every now and then, but i wanna take the next step and just do these things myself. after all, i’m already lurking in the tags often to see the fics that get posted. as someone who is both a writer and a reader, i wanna appreciate fanfic writers and help out other people that want to read fanfic and consume more fandom content!

Will it be AO3 only?: well, ao3 has a very helpful tag system that makes finding fics incredibly easy, as well as allowing people with no accounts to like and comment on fics, so that’s the site i will personally look in for fanworks. but if there are any fics you’ve written or liked in any other platforms, such as wattpad, you can always contact me through my inbox (send an ask or a dm!), and i’ll make sure to include for the next fanfic spotlight :)

Does it mean you won’t reply to fic asks anymore?: yeah, i guess. since i’ll be doing the searching myself it seems counterproductive. but if i ever skip a fic or again, it’s in another platform, or you’ve posted/read the fic a while ago and you want to get more traction on it, hit me up and i’ll take it into consideration!

Will you read every single one of the fics on your list?: oh no. again, i run on a tight schedule, and also i have my own taste when it comes to fics. i won’t be reviewing fics or any of the sort, and my intention extends to simply sharing these fics to this page so people will have easier access to them :) that’s where ao3 tagging becomes SUPER useful!!!

So what’s the criteria for the way you’ll sort out the fics in your list?: word count, going from lowest to highest. in case of fics in other platforms, i guess i’ll put them at the top of the list. i’ll also be looking for fairly recent fics, so let me know if you want any old-ish fic to be included.

I see you talking mostly about 5up/Steve and Steve/Apollo. Can I still send/see other crewfu fics?: why yes absolutely! my goal is to push every fic which heavily features regular crewfu characters - 5uptic and supdog just happen to be very popular pairings. so, to give you a list: core 4 (5up, hafu, dk, steve), apollo, aipha, annie, janet, kimi, ellum, koji… you know the drill. it doesn’t have to be centered on a relationship, or about 5up in specific, etc. my only requirement is that any of the previously mentioned members are a central part of the fic or are HEAVILY featured in it (sorry, minecraft fics with 50+ tags who only mention 5up as an afterthought won’t make the cut :/).

Isn’t shipping Bad™?: well, it’s a little more nuanced than that. i will go out of my way to discourage and shame people who often violate CCs’ boundaries by acting like so and so has a crush on this person, or that this and that are Actually Into Each Other or secretly dating. any sort of tinhat bullshit is a big nono (think larries). but i run on the assumption that people who write rpf understand that what they’re doing is simply write a completely fictional story using real life personalities, and understand the boundaries necessary to do it - aka they’re not tinhats, they understand they can’t assume everything about CCs’ thoughts and personalities, they understand that what they’re writing is strictly fiction, they keep these works only in fandom circles, etc. (but again, it’s only one me doing this, so please be kind if i don’t happen to know that this person is Actually a tinhat or whatever).

show fic: NO. (seriously. i don’t feel comfortable putting my ao3 account out there. please respect my privacy on these trying times <3)

I REALLY don’t care about your rpf/fic talk: fair! i’ll be tagging every single one of these posts as “fanfic spotlight”, so just mute the tag using tumblr settings so you’ll never have to look at these! likewise, you can follow the tag if you want to keep up with it, or search it on my blog to look at the other entries you might have missed.

Hey, my fic is here and I don’t feel comfortable with it being shared over here: no problem! let me know as soon as you can and i’ll take it down <3

[strawberrylemonz]

Tonight’s Showing

Part 1 [CURRENT]

Part 2

DT: @bargledblocks my beloved <3 and @snapdragonfirefly my beloved <3

------------The screaming and yelling tore into his mind, filling him with pain. The screams, Tommy’s screams, called out to him, begging for him to save him. He didn’t want to leave the boy there, he never even dreamed of such a thing! That stupid security issue that occured a week ago had started all this, and Sam hated every bit of it. He didn’t know what to do in the situation. What was there to do? 

“SAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!”

His eyes widened at the tone of Tommy’s voice coming through to him from the communicator. Tommy sounded terrified. He couldn’t do it, he couldn’t wait any longer. Rushing through the halls towards the main cell, Sam was fully prepared to get Tommy out of there. Fueled by the screams, he stumbled into the room, flipping the switch to undo the lava. His fear and adrenaline only grew the moment the screams fell silent. Why was Tommy silent? Before he could even see the lava fall, however, a bright light momentarily blinded him. Upon regaining his sight and senses, he was quick to draw his weapon, only to realize he had no weapons or armor on him. The only thing he had were his everyday clothes.

“Why am I here? Where is here?”

He quickly turned around to see that he was not alone in this confusing predicament. Everyone from the server was appearing into the strange room, all panicked and confused. Ranboo quickly rushed to check on Tubbo, who appeared to be digging around his pockets for some form of protection. Ghostbur, Techno, and Phil stuck close to each other, the latter two wary and ready to fight. Heck, even Drista was there! Everyone was the same, armorless and weaponless. Everyone, including-

SMACK!

Everyone turned to watch as Sapnap’s fist flew threw the air, connecting to a familiar mask. Dream. Dream struggled against Sapnap for a moment, his mask as crazed as his movements. Before the two could exchange any more punches, an invisible force separated the former friends. As the two regained their senses, everyone could get a good look at the freed prisoner. Whether the blood on him was from the altercation with Sapnap or not, no one knew. Standing there, mask facing mask, Drista could only stare as she questioned her older brother.

“What did you do?”

“He did something despicable and disgusting.”

The unfamiliar voice caught everyone’s attention, causing them to turn and face the direction of it. Standing there was a petite woman, watching them. Studying all their expressions, she snorted as she turned to face Dream, who was trying to walk forward. 

“Don’t even try leaving that small area, Dream, you can’t. Then again, I’d enjoy seeing you struggle, Bitch Boy.”

“Who are you?”

“Didn’t Tommy tell you guys? Wait, I forgot that none of you ever took him seriously when he mentioned me. The name’s Clara, I’m the lady in the sky.”

Lani played with her fingers, unsure of what to say or do. Sticking close to her brother, she gathered her confidence before speaking to the mysterious “lady in the sky”.

“Excuse me? Clara? Did you bring us here?”

“Yes! Well, with a little help, of course.”

Clara smiled as a grand being glitched into the room, his white orb of a head spinning in delight. Stopping the orb from spinning, his shoulders shook in joy as his prominent ‘XD’ presented itself to everyone there. Techno and Phil pressed their lips together as they shared a knowing look, obviously not expecting to see the god once again.

“Oh, you make me blush, Clara.”

“I do no such thing, we both know that. Did you give unhacked access for the others to join us?”

“Yes, they should be here any moment now.”

“Wonderful.”

Just then, a dark door emerged from the ground. Watched as the knob twisted and jiggled, the residents of the server didn’t know what to expect. When the door opened, however, they could only watch in confusion. Everyone, that is, aside from Phil and Techno, who happily rushed to her side.

“Kristin!”

Said woman smiled and giggled as Phil gathered her in his arms, planting kisses on her face as his broken wings flapped in excitement. Her own wings, white and pure, happily fluttered behind her as she returned the gesture. Pulling away, she turned to face Techno, a hand on his face as she smiled.

“And how is my eldest child?”

“Eh, you know. Here and there.”

“Here and there, indeed.”

“I’m sorry, what is going on here.”

Quackity watched the scene unfold in genuine confusion. Who was this lady named Kristin? Why was she so important to both Phil and Techno? Where did she even come from? He wasn’t the only one confused, pretty much everyone in the room was. Smiling as she stood in front of both men, Kristin hummed as she extended her arms in a welcoming manner.

“My apologies, I forgot to introduce myself! Hello, my name is Kristin! I’m the wife of Phil, as well as the mother of Technoblade, Wilbur, and Tommy! I’m also Death itself.”

“I’m sorry, Philza Minecraft fucked death?!”

“Wait, Techno is Phil’s kid?! I thought they were just business partners!”

“Business partners? I thought they were just besties!”

“I’m still not over the fact that Techno is related to Wilbur and Tommy.”

“I knew about Tommy being brothers with those two, as well as being Phil’s son, but I didn’t know about death being his mother! You’d think he’d tell me, given that I’m his best friend!”

“You knew?!”

“Duh.”

“And you never corrected us?!”

“Thought it was just a dumb inside joke.”

Ignoring the chaos caused by those around her, Kristin made her way to Fundy, who was frozen in uncertainty. Smiling as she placed her hands on both sides of his face, Kristin gave the fox hybrid a sincere greeting.

“My my, what a lovely young man. It’s finally great to meet you, Fundy. Look at you, I’m so proud to call you my first grandchild.”

She knew that her words caused her husband to flinch, it’s what she intended. As much as she loved and adored her significant other, she did find it sad that Fundy was denied the right to be loved. He deserved to feel loved and important, because he was.

“I can’t wait to learn all about you during the free periods! Oh! Speaking of grandchildren, silly me.”

They watched as Kristin made her way back to her opened door. Peering in, she spoke out in a gentle voice.

“Twins? Can you two please come out? Grandma will make sure no one hurts you two.”

Everyone watched as two small figures made their way out of the door, tiny hands holding onto one another. Watching as the door disappeared back into the ground, the twins turned to face Kristin. Humming, she gathered the two in her arms as she presented them to the room.

“Family, not family, meet Clementine and William-”

“Hn.”

“-I’m sorry, love. Meet Clementine and Wilbur! They’re technically Tommy’s children, born from the debris of his star.”

“I’m sorry, his star?”

“That will be revealed soon enough, no worries.”

Clementine just glared at the occupants of the room, her pigtailed hair bouncing as she turned to make sure everyone saw her expression. Wilbur, on the other hand, opted to hide behind his curled hair, painted in the same blond color as his sister’s. 

“Did he name his son after his dead brother? Because if so, that did not age well-”

“Fuck you!”

Everyone watched with apaled expressions as Clementine glared Dream down, flipping him off with her tiny fingers. Kristin shook her head in mock annoyance as Clara belted out in laughter, XD following in suit. Doing her best to regain her composure, Clara spoke up once again.

“Oh my Me, she certainly is Tommy’s daughter.”

“Well, as much as I don’t enjoy hearing my youngest son and my only granddaughter curse out their issues, she did do it in her brother’s and uncle’s honor, so I’ll let it slide.”

“Hehe.”

“Go on, go sit with your cousin.”

“M’kay!”

Kristin set the twins down back on the ground, smiling as Clementine immediately took her brother’s hand in her own. Pulling him along, the two happily ran up to Fundy, smiling as they did so. The moment was interrupted by Quackity, who was unsure of everything.

“As great as witnessing this family reunion was, why are we all here?”

Sam nodded as he agreed with Quackity, speaking up as he gave Dream a pointed look.

“Not to be rude, but I agree. Something happened back in the prison, and I haven’t been able to see what.”

“Ah, yes. That is exactly why we’re here. Kristin, XD, if you will.”

The two nodded at Clara before taking each other’s hands. Closing her eyes, Kristin began mumbling as XD stood there, waiting. Once Kristin finished her mumbling, XD released one of his hands from her, drawing invisible signs on the air. Once he was done, both deities gave a synchronized nod. Rumbling was heard as a tunnel emerged out of nothing. A train emerged from it, coming to a sudden stop. As the doors slowly opened, everyone froze as they watched the occupants walk out, confused and cautious. 

“Wilbur?”

“Schlatt?!”

“And me, MD!”

Before anyone else could make a move or sound, Clara spoke up once more.

“As much as I want more of these sweet reunions to occur, we really do need to get a move on. Now, I am very tired of everyone treating my poor starchild with such unjust unfairness. Don’t get me wrong, Tommy does make mistakes and his narrative is in his perspective, but come on! Blaming everything on him? This is getting ridiculous at this point! Now, you are all going to sit here and feel and hear everything he did! I, alongside Kristin and XD, will be monitoring you all. And Dream? Don’t make me go over there.”

Without warning, the environment completely changed. The group suddenly found themselves in the vast emptiness of space. They didn’t know what they were looking for, no one but Kristin. Said woman could only grimace as she nodded to herself, unconsciously touching her stomach.

“I remember this.”

“Remember what-?”

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

The group turned to see another Kristin scream out in pain, her hand resting on the bump of the belly. They watched as she tried to take a step, only to double down in pain again.

“FUCK YOU, PHIL. HOLY SHIT, I’M GONNA PUNCH YOUR FACE SO MANY TIMES.”

Phil grimaced as he leaned away from his wife, who laughed as she kept sikeing him out with her fist. Wilbur snickered at the sight. Turning back to the scene before them, they watched as Clara quickly rushed to Kristin’s sign, obviously not enjoying her distress.

“Clara, I- Ah! I don’t think- think I can make it to the bo-OOOOOOAH! The boys! I know I promised, but I can’t.”

“Phil will understand, dear. Breathe with me, in and out, okay? I don’t know a thing about human childbirth, but I know starchildbirth. Allow me to help, okay? I don’t like to see you in pain, and neither would your husband or sons.”

“Hurry!”

Clara pulled out a small orb from her pocket, holding it in the palm of her hand. Gently holding it against Kristin’s belly. Closing her eyes, she mumbled as the dull like of the orb brightened, growing in size as it did so.

“What is she doing?”

“That orb in my hand? That’s a dying star that I collected that morning. I’m using it to dub Tommy a starchild so that Kristin wouldn’t struggle with giving birth.”

Kristin let out a sigh of relief, her screams and sobs subsiding. Taking deep breaths to try and calm herself, she rubbed her face as she tried to wipe away her tears. Mumbling out a thank you, she watched as Clara extended the bright orb to her.

“Here he is, a healthy little boy! He’ll shine brighter than the sun, I’m certain of it.”

Kristin smiled as she took the orb into her own hands, watching as the light dimmed, revealing the newly born child. Tufts of blond hair poked out of his head as she adjusted the blanket. Kristin couldn’t help but let more tears fall as she held him close, kissing his forehead.

“He already looks so much like his father. Oh, Phil will be upset that he missed this.”

“Go and see your family, I’ll cover your shift for you.”

“Thank you.”

Kristin summoned a door, adjusting her youngest son as she walked through it. Navigating through the dark void, she came across another door. Opening the door, she stepped outside into a secluded area in the woods. Walking down the path, she approached the cozy cottage that proudly stood there. Knocking on the door, she cooed at the child in her arms as she waited for the door to open.

“Kristin?”

“Meet your son, Phil. He looks so much like you.”

The group watched as Phil dropped everything in his hands, startling his sons from the other room. Holding his newborn son and wife in his arms, he wept tears of joy as a tiny Wilbur and Techno rushed in, prepared for the worst. Seeing that it was only their mother, their worried looks morphed into joyful expressions.

“Mum!”

“Mom!”

“My boys! Come, meet your new brother.”

The two boys staggered for a bit, eyes widening at the revelation of the newest addition of the family. Watching as Phil and Kristin stared down at the bundle with great love and joy, they couldn’t help but feel excited at the sight. 

“Can we hold him?”

“Of course, just be gentle with him, okay boys?”

“M’kay.”

The twins carefully cradled the bundle in both their arms, working together to keep him safe and secure in their arms. Watching the sleeping child, they were in awe at the sight.’

“He has golden hair! Just like papa!”

“Gold! Gold! Gold!”

Kristin and Phil both laughed as they watched, joy and love filling them. Humming, Phil spoke up in a gentle tone.

“Well? What’re you two gonna name him?”

The twins just watched their baby brother as he slept soundly in their arms. Suddenly, startling the twins, their new brother yawned and squirmed in their arms. Rubbing his eyes with his tiny fists, he blinked his eyes open for the first time. Blinking up at them, he tilted his head as he squirmed. It wasn’t until Wilbur spoke up that he reacted.

“Tommy. Let’s call him Tommy.”

Everyone gasped as the feeling of immense love and wonder filled them, something they weren’t prepared for. Doing their best to cope with the feeling, they watched as the baby let out gurgles of giggles, reaching for his brothers. It was only then that they realized that Tommy was a very emotion-driven person, and they were going to feel every bit of that.

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maybe a drabble of being married to wilbur during the war of lmanburg vs dream smp? like wilbur hides his care for you in case you are captured? but while no ones around hes the sweetest ever?

I am very soft for this idea oh god I love Wilbur so much my god. Also, I’m very sorry this has taken me so long to get to lol. Hope you enjoy. 

So I would think that everyone would know that you two are close, but only a few people know that you’re actually in a relationship and even fewer people would know that you were married. 

You two discussed this in private once things began to take a sour turn between the relations of the SMP and L’Manberg. You two had a rather private relationship to begin with, as I said a lot of the SMP didn’t even know you were dating. And so the two of you decided that your relationship would be best held private, only citizen’s would know you were together and only a few of his family members would know that you were married. 

In front of people like the Dream Team, Punz, Sam and more of the SMP, you two are just friends. Small smiles and brief waves as you two pass each other out in public on the prime path. Anyone watching would just see you as two friends and literally would not suspect anything was going on behind the scenes. Whenever L’Manberg had meetings with the DreamSMP to discuss things before the war, Wilbur and you were always at opposite ends of the table or the group. You two would have very normal conversations with each other without a hint of romantic tension in the air. It was very casual between the two of you when you’re out in public or in front of many members of the SMP. 

As I mentioned, the citizens of L’Manberg all know you’re in a relationship. Inside the L’Manberg walls with only citizens watching you two hold hands while walking down prime path. You two would share short sweet kisses as you two part ways. Tommy and Tubbo always make fun of you when you do this in front of them. They yell and fake gag causing the two of you to laugh and roll your eyes and shoo them away. But the two are actually very happy for you two and they do their absolute best to keep the relationship on the dl You and Niki are really good friends and the two of spend a lot of time together and you get to gush out about all the cute things Wilbur does for you. She is so supportive of your relationship and works almost as hard as you to keep your relationship a secret. Eret also knows your in a relationship and even though he’s a traitor, he keeps it a secret. No one deserves to have their relationship outed and besides the relationship doesn’t have anything to do with the revolution and therefore there is no need to tell Dream about it. (Plus they don’t even suspect so they never even ask about it lol) 

There are three people other than you and Wilbur that know the two of you are actually married. Fundy is Wilbur’s child, of course he’s going to know that his father got married. He’s very happy for you guys and he loves you so much. Fundy is very happy to have you as a step parent and is very good and understanding about keeping the secret that you two are married. Philza is Wilbur’s father (and let’s face it your dad too because we know he adopted you into the family as soon as Wilbur told him you two were dating) and Wilbur tells his dad everything. He told him about his thoughts of maybe proposing to you but was worried about Dream and he told Philza about how much he wanted to marry you. Philza encouraged him to propose and keep it quiet. He then offered to officiate the wedding and OF COURSE you two say yes. It’s a really beautiful ceremony with you two, Philza officiating, Fundy as the flower person and the ring bearer, and the Best Man aka the final person that knows you two are married, Techno. That’s right, the final one that knows you and Wilbur are married is none other than everyone’s favorite pink headed pig boy, Techno. Wilbur trusts Techno with his life and you do too and the two brother’s are best friends so it’s no wonder that he was one of the only people that was invited to the wedding. Techno would never admit it, but he thinks that you two are perfect for each other. He loves watching you two interact because it’s two of his favorite people making each other happy. But like I said, he will take it to his grave because he’s just a little embarrassed to admit it. But this also means that he would be willing to take your secret to his grave as well. 

You and Wilbur do have rings that you exchanged at your wedding, you just don’t wear them on your ring fingers. Your ring is on a chain that dangles around your neck and rests under your clothes. If anyone asks about it, you tell them it was your mother’s wedding ring that she wanted you to have before she passed and you don’t want to lose it through a battle so you keep it around your neck. Wilbur wears his wedding ring on a ring finger, just not the left one. He wears it on the right so that he can wear it and it’s not suspicious. Again, if he’s asked about it, he just tells them its a ring he got from a village he wears because it looks good. He’s technically not lying, he’s just not telling the whole truth. 

Because you two can’t really interact romantically in public, when the two of you are in private you are so affectionate with each other. Wilbur hates that you two can’t be out in public yet, so he spends a lot of time trying to make sure that you know that he really truly loves you and always makes sure you feel loved. When you’re home alone, it is very rare that the two of you are not touching. You can usually be found cuddling on the couch or in your bed. Wilbur just loves holding you and getting his fill before he has to force to separate from you. So he’s literally attached to you unless you have to pee or something like that. Example, if you’re cooking dinner in the kitchen, you can bet Wilbur is standing behind you with his arms wrapped around you pulling you back against his chest. You’re just always touching. Wilbur also loves pressing sweet kisses all over you. He will duck his head down, kiss your neck multiple times before trailing kisses up to your face, kissing all over your face before kissing your lips. If you two are cuddling in silence usually his lips are just gently resting on you. Like the top of your head or forehead, he’s not really kissing you but his lips are there just resting. Anytime Wilbur has to leave you and Fundy home alone for a few days, he always comes back with a gift of some kind. Sometimes they’re really precious things like jewels but sometimes they’re things like bones from a skeleton he killed while he was out. You never really know what you’re going to get. He always has this really cute grin on his face when he hands you the gifts, so you always tell him you love the gift, even if you’re really confused. When night comes and it’s time for bed, Wilbur holds you so close to his chest. You two often talk about your days at this point and talk about whether you think that the SMP is catching on. You always fall asleep first, Wilbur will not fall asleep until you do. Once you are asleep, Wilbur likes to watch you for a while. He loves watching his spouse be at peace, their face soft and breathing even. It just reminds him that even with everything going on between the SMP and L’Manberg, you’re safe inside his arms. Some nights when he needs extra reassurance, he will carefully slide your wedding ring off your necklace and slide it onto your ring finger before bringing your hand up to his lips so he can kiss the ring on your hand and just admires it for a while before sliding it back off and back into its proper place. 

I’m very soft for a secret marriage with Wilbur if you can’t tell.

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I’m really glad your having fun with these! What about an alien and human au?

Oh yeah I’m having so much fun with these! I love doing requests in general (so you can send in other stuff like non prime boys related things, art and hc requests, ect) but these are some of the most fun.

Tommy wasn’t even a teenager when his life was turned upside-down. One second he was doing homework, the next he was huddled watching the news with his family. It was hard to believe at first that aliens were invading. It felt like some sick joke. When humanity lost their feeble war, there was no way to deny it anymore, after he was dragged far, far away from any family, collared and taken as a slave, a curiosity.

Tommy'd driven off anyone who looked at him. Turns out even weirdo aliens that didn’t speak English are put off when you glare at them and shout obscenities. They’d forced him to wear a weird alien muzzle thing after that. He didn’t regret it. He’d rather be caged and muzzled than belong to someone.

He cursed whatever god existed when one of the fuckers didn’t recoil from him when they noticed the device keeping him silent. He did his best to glare daggers into the thing, looking eerily human but not, pulling away from it's too casual touches. He’d picked up enough of the weird sort of lyrical language the aliens had that he could recognise when something was being sold, and it was pretty bloody clear it was him. Something else was added, and pain shot up his arm when he was injected with something, before sinking into a deep deep sleep.

He woke up in a dark room, too sluggish to move but with the gag gone. It took what felt like an eternity, drifting in and out of sleep, for the thing that purchased him like a fucking pet or something appeared again, face a caricature of a smile, and fly-like wings making a constant buzzing noise. Tommy expected to be, like, eaten or vivisected or to have his voice box cut out or something.

What he wasn’t expecting was for the thing to start talking to him in English. Actual, fluent English, not the few butchered words his keepers picked up in the pens.

It called itself Dream, and added with a buzz Tommy thinks was an attempt at a laugh that it’s name couldn’t be spoken of in human tongues. It was one of the generals that arranged the whole attack on Earth. “Humans are very interesting,” it explained. “I wanted to add some to my collection.”

Tommy decides he hates Dream.

He makes that much clear, through shouting and swears and insults forced through uncooperative lips, threats and anger and all his pain directed at the fucker who ruined billions of lives. Dream does the buzz-laugh again, and ruffles through Tommy's overgrown hair in some twisted mockery of affection. “You know,” it hums. “You’re just proving my point.”

Tommy's not sure what he expected his “life” here to be like, but whatever it was it wasn’t what he got. He had to wear a fucking obnoxious bulky collar thing (“It’s to make sure you don’t escape,” Dream says sounding insufferably fucking smug. “It will electrocute you if you ever try and leave your home.”), but other than that, he was mostly free to roam the strange, labyrinth halls of Dream's seemingly endless “home” (it reminded him more of a bee hive than anything, and it makes him think of Tubbo. God, he hopes Tubbo is okay).

Tommy's not sure how time passes in this fucking hell, but he knows it’s far too fucking often Dream corners him. Dream asks him just fucking inane questions about himself, about humans, about life on Earth. Tommy had tried to stay quiet, defiant, the first time. He learns very quickly, holding a bloody nose, that defying Dream was a futile endeavour.

(Dream had buzz-laughed after that. “I always get what I want, Tommy. It turns out it doesn’t matter the species. You all do anything to avoid pain. It’s amusing.”)

True to Dream's claims of owning a “collection,” Tommy occasionally stumbles across other strange beings while roaming his prison. They don’t speak English, and Tommy barely knows the strange lyrical language they speak, but they try their best to communicate through what they have. The almost-human looking boy with skin like burnt bronze and fire instead of hair is called “Sapunap”, Tommy thinks. The mushroom-humanoid, with dark eyes large enough he looks like a cartoon is “Goh'gy”, the tall horned creature Tommy can only describe as a demon is “Bibieh”, the gold haired and blue scaled winged humanoid “Puhnze”. He'll remember those names. He hopes they will remember his.

(There’s more, of course, but Tommy only catches glimpses of them before they hide. What looks to be a human made entirely out of various precious gemstones. A horned boy with bright purple eyes and freckles and sharp, sharp claws. A short humanoid with one milky white eye and bright colourful wings in gold and blue and red.)

Day by day, he loses himself into the strange world he’s found himself in. He doesn’t recoil from Dream ruffling his hair, and sometimes leans into it. He finds himself asking questions too, about the strange technologies Dream owned, about the others who’d lived there. He still remains as brash, as Tommy as always, but he forgets more and more why he tries to hate Dream. Dream, who laughs and always spends time with him and says again and again that he’s by far the most interesting specimen it's ever found. He knows long ago, or maybe only days, time is meaningless, he’d hate that, but he can’t remember why.

Tommy collects weird gifts that Dream constantly hands him. For some reason, they make him feel sick to accept. He throws most of them away, pretends he lost them, because Dream gets pissy when it thinks Tommy's declining his gifts and pissing off Dream is always a bad idea. He always keeps the two strange purple and green orbs that play weird alien music though. Music reminds him of Wilbur, and he can’t forget Wilbur. Can’t forget Wilbur, or Dadza, or Techno, or little Fundy, or Tubbo, or Ranboo.

He says one day, absentmindedly, he’d do anything to see them again. Dream's permanent grin split even wider.

“I’ll take you up on that bet.”

If anyone else wants to send in some more AU ideas it’d be lovely and I will make them heavily involve c!primeboys no matter what and again that’s a challenge.

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#but later they are told fundy did it. this is right when fundy was confessing to be a spy too so good times with his relationship withwilbur

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#5

WHAT A BANGER SEASON FINALE!!

everyone say "thank you" to the writers and the cc's!! Everyone is so glad that this season had a happy ending and didnt have the hopeless bleek tone the rest of the season did.

Tommy, Dream and tubbo espically popped off with acting today!! Tommys "tubbo please" right before punz came in made me cry. The way dream called back to "put your armor in the hole" and yesterday that was showen to be one of the things that still affected tommy!! beautiful!

Even smaller things with other characters like how punz was still just a paid mercenary. How eret was so moved by tommy saying eret was the real king. How when tommy was saying the dream was the real one that blew up the community house, ranboo looked down!!

Even wilbur when he came in and told tommy he was proud of him!!! (also getting rid of schlatt?? that means the other figure was wilbur!!)

Anyway, i loved season 2!! thank you to all the cc's for making this story so great!!

130 notes • Posted 2021-01-20 22:15:14 GMT

#4

fun fact i think clingy duo fans should know

today i was checking the wiki, as i do and i noticed something on tubbos relationships

VERY positive. I checked through other powerful bonds on the server. Techno and phil? Positive. Skeppy and bad? Positive

tommy and tubbo are the only ones who have a very positive relationship with each other.

150 notes • Posted 2021-01-16 08:04:23 GMT

#3

my name is ranboo ender twitch mybeloved and i have two-toned split dyed hair, half of it is raven black and half of it is pearly white, and i have one emerald green eye and one blood red eye and a lot of people tell me i sound like technoblade (A/N: if you dont know who that is get da hell out of here!) im not related to philza minecraft but i wish i was because he's majorly fucking cool. im half enderman but half of my face is pale white. i stream on a minecraft server called the dream smp in minecraft where im one of the youngest members (im 17). i wear mostly black and white, if you couldn't tell. for example today im wearing a black three piece that was custom tailored to fit my disproportionately long arms and legs, with a red tie, black shoes, and a gold crown with red and green jewels. i also have severe short term memory loss. i was walking along the prime path and it wasn't raining which i was happy about because im allergic to water. when i walked by tommy innit stared at me. i was taller than him, since im 6 foot 6 inches. 

"hey, ranboo!" a voice shouted. i looked up. it was... tubbo underscore! 

"what's up?" i said. 

"nothing." he said shyly. but then i heard my other friends calling me and i had to go away.

155 notes • Posted 2021-04-28 01:24:49 GMT

#2

I have made an important discovery

i have no idea what scale this is but tell me im fucking wrong

311 notes • Posted 2021-01-27 07:05:39 GMT

#1

I might get a lot of hate for this but...

Please stop bashing SBI fans who just wanna enjoy the family dynamic. We know its not canon, we know its not gonna be canon. We dont expect it to happen. Please just stop hating us and demand we stop. Like the "Maybe now you guys will finally realize phil isnt tommys father" or whatever just stop.

Please just let us enjoy the dynamic in peace.

1127 notes • Posted 2021-03-29 14:35:27 GMT

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My OC's relationships on the Dream SMP

These are all characters, not the actual streamers! <3 It's also not all of them since I don't watch a few of them :) I harbour no hate towards the people behind the characters that I have issues with lmao

Awesamdude - Negative relationship - basically, he let Quackity get away with putting Techno away, let Tommy die and get revived by Dream and then never apologised, and then let ghostbur die and... wtf - Yeah we aren't friends. In another universe, if he weren't the warden, we might get along.

BadBoyHalo - He kinda gives me bad vibes - After the egg stuff I just don't really like to be around him... he killed Foolish and tried to kill everyone at the banquet which I just don't vibe with - I kinda understand why he joined the egg. I mean he was there for Skeppy which I think is ok, but he really went off the deep end. If he redeems himself, I'll be the first to befriend him (cautiously)

Callahan - Alright I taught him some American Sign Language for basic communication - I go and hang out with him whenever I feel like there's too much angst on the server, he's so neutral it's honestly relaxing.

Captain Puffy - We don't know each other very well - I mean I agree with her when it comes to the egg and she seems nice but it's hard to be friends with her when her son is Dream... poor Foolish, though.

Connor - I don't know how to feel about him - I don't have anything against him but... he just seems like someone I wouldn't get along with so I don't hang out with him. He is kinda funny tho

Dream - Ok, ok, he's just an ass - I'm not even gonna list why, you know why... I'm just saying. - I do feel bad for him since Quackity just beats the living shit out of him and he's already in prison so why...?

Dream XD - I fear no man... but that thing... it scares me. - Why his voice do that?? - I avoid him but if he approached me, I would be ok with being his friend, I mean he's a god. If I don't then I might die. Might as well use it to the fullest extent I can.

Eret - I don't really understand why he joined the opposing side during the L'Manburg war - I mean she's cool! I like their outfits and it's nice to have another queer person on the DSMP - I think we'd be good friends in another life, but our friend groups don't overlap very much, so it's hard to hang with them.

Foolish - Little bit scary ngl - Lightning go brrrrrr - I feel really bad for him since he's gotta be related to Dream and he died during the egg shit. That's just cruel. - also I don't really vibe with his personality but I do like to talk to him about his building ventures since I also love to build

Fundy - I feel sooooo bad for him - He's super cute, super sweet, and he just deserves more love - I plant sweet berries around his house to brighten his day whenever I can and I also feed his fox - I love to talk to him and he teaches me dutch sometimes because it's an interesting language. Also, he just deserves a good role model in his life... Like Will kinda sucked as his dad, Schlatt was not a good role model, and his friends don't really care about him. :( - Um also (IRL) he's the reason I started watching the DSMP, I love coding and Dutch so it was a very good mix for me

George - I sleep the opposite amount that he does. - I love his mushroom aesthetic but I stay away from him in fear of Dream XD. - I don't have a lot to say about him since he's not on the dsmp much

Jack Manifold - Yo he's lowkey annoying??? - Give Tommy his hotel back??? He died??? - If he were nicer to Tommy I'd be his friend but he's gotta get his shit together lmao

Jschlatt - Fuck that guy - bruh, he ruined L'Manburg?? - He drinks too much, not surprised he had a heart attack oof

Glatt - Ghost Schlatt gives me such chaotic evil vibes - I enjoy his presence much more than I enjoy his living presence. - I like the fact that he's kinda useless and can't do anything. It's like going to a zoo to see a creature you wouldn't want to see in the wild

Karl Jacobs - I feel bad that he's losing his memory, he's such a fun character. - I like to hang out with him but he makes me sad and also our friend groups do not vibe with each other oof

Niki Nihachu - She's super sweet and absolutely terrifying. - I love to help her bake and its super fun to try out new recipes with her - People really underestimate her and in return for her help with the baking, I help her train her fighting skills.

Philza - DADZA - I get in trouble with him a lot oof, I like to troll people so it happens quite a bit. Also, I take the blame for a lot of the stuff Techno and I get up to as well as with the bench trio. - He taught me how to sew and crochet so I can make my own clothes. I also build with him whenever he asks for help

Quackity - Scared. - He's rude and evil and I dislike him... gambling bad - I like Charlie and I think he's a good influence on Quackity but tbh I feel the same as Techno in this scenario. I am not a Quackity apologist!

Ranboo - I have the same vibe as him. We are one and the same. - I keep an eye on him during his enderwalks, he worries me sometimes. - Out of everyone in the bench trio, we get along the best. I take care of Michael sometimes when he's out doing Snowchester stuff with Tubbo.

Sapnap - I mean I dislike him a little, he throws off my vibe. - He's on the wrong side of everything imo, just stop being weird, big man... - Also I mean I don't understand why he threatened Dream with torture if he ever escaped. Like you don't have to tell him that, just do it? - We have very similar voices (IRL oh no) and so I'll mess with people by doing my best impression of him

Skeppy - One of the many victims of my trolling (with techno usually) - He's fun to hang out with for a while but I can't handle being around him for too long, he gives me a headache - Sometimes I wonder if he's actually made out of diamonds... should I kill him and see what happens?

Charlie (Slimecicle) - BEST BOY I LOVE HIM - HE'S SO CUTE DAP ME UP - Honestly, we get along soooo well, he reminds me of a slime for some reason, hmmmmmmmm - I try to teach him human-ness because if he doesn't want to look like a slime then there's no reason for me to say no

Technoblade - Ah yes the best one on the SMP - He did not like me at first, I can be a bit annoying oh no - Eventually, he got a soft spot for me since we have the same sense of humour and I love to mess with people - I sympathise with him, he deserves so much more than he's getting. - I wish he didn't express his emotions as anger all the time since it really affects everyone. He's got some anger issues and I try to deal with them with him.

TommyInnit - Omg I still find him annoying but I love to hang out with him like Wilbur does. - He needs to learn some boundaries but he is still a kid, so it doesn't really matter. I think people have to stop being little shits to him since his brain hasn't fully formed, like all adolescents. - He's very sweet sometimes and I appreciate his assistance in a lot of random tasks

Tubbo - I am allergic to bees so we can't hang too much - I like to chill with him and Ranboo and sometimes him and Tommy, but I'm always telling Tommy off for being a little shit to Tubbo. - I do not approve of his governmental ways, but his heart is in the right place. Also, why do you have nukes?

Wilbur Soot - Too much government, I do not approve - not a good father - Eventually, he stopped governmenting so whatever, no more animosity from me, eh?

Ghostbur - Awww he gave me blue - how dare he die twice - I love friend, I walked him sometimes. So glad he has infinite canon lives - I wish he had more time on the SMP, he's super sweet and his vibe is amazing

Revivebur - Alright he's kinda cool, I like his hair. - He doesn't have any governmental plans thank god - He's a bit worrying but he hasn't done anything yet. I'll just keep my eyes on him.

That's it, just doing this for fun! I have a lot of things in the works, don't worry! If you're curious as to what I'm working on, take a look at my masterlist (it's on my page at the top where my asks are) If you do have any asks please give 'em to me, I love to write for you guys :)

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