#fun trip

[christanbrowneyedgirl]

Things My Family Said in a Car Ride

Batfam

Stephanie: Want this pic of a big horned sheep’s butt?

Tim: Yeah, Jesus should take the wheel. Where the frick-frack are you going!?!

Dick: It’s a scooter gang!

Duke: How much meat is really on a rattlesnake?

Jason: Oh please, that bread was weakly toasted!!!

Damián: Wow, what a stupid adventure!

Bruce: Nothing, you can have no fast food!

Alfred: The Heat is On! Always Drive Sober!

Cass: First to the top gets dinner!

Barbara: This is a town that is making an enemy.

Extras

The rocks have rolls.

Ya like this Jesus?!

Let’s go to that candy shop at a U-haul.

Seriously cringy (whispered so the adults don’t hear)

Where is Siri taking us?!

The bank deer blowing his horn of war

I’m training for a trytip

Yeah, for cheese. Only for cheese.

Comment who you think said what.

[vulpixsworld]

This is my first hellcheer love story and I decided to put in a sneak peak on Chapter 1. Im hoping to get up this week on aol. Enjoy:

Far away from the other side of town:

‘Christina! Christina! It’s past 8 o’ clock Quit being so lazy and get your butt off of that bed this instance young lady!’ Shouts a stricken-tone woman’s voice. A roll of thunder slams against the bedroom door over and over again. It’s enough to startle a small, fragile young woman with wild strawberry-blonde hair out of her deep dream.

Chrissy yelps, nearly falling out of bed. She looks around, confused about what’s happening around her. Her heart is racing. She was just having a peaceful dream. A dream where she was somewhere else, and she was happy. She could wear whatever she wants, eat whatever she wants, and live life to the fullest.

BANG, BANG, BANG! The knocks get louder and sound aggressive.

‘Chrissy! Chrissy! You better be downstairs in fifteen minutes or you will be not having breakfast! Understand me?!’ The door is slammed one more time before it goes quiet. Footsteps are heard fading out.

[gaysetokaibas]

Kyoto temples. Praying for better days.

[handymanbill]

Family Fun Times Trip (Part 3)

Meanwhile:

[leaf-miner]

My local aquarium has a biiiiig pool of rays and dogfish. Every time I went there as a kid (many, many times) we were always encouraged to pet them, to pick up starfish upstairs, we were even allowed to hold the spider crab with staff supervision.

Anyway, I was there recently after not having been for a few years and one of the rays comes flapping over to me and pokes their nose out of the water and I give it a little boop like in the old days. One of the other people there sees me and screeches "DON'T TOUCH IT!" Which is like, mortifying honestly, but surely she's the stupid one, we've always been allowed to touch them, I grew up here.

Then I realise at some point since I was last there, they put up "DO NOT TOUCH THE FISH" signs everywhere that my mind somehow filtered out. And when I thought about it, it seemed insane to just let, like, anyone touch the fish. I mean, who know where people have been putting their hands? Who knows how many things we just come into contact with on the daily could hurt or even kill the fish? And then all I can think about is like, oh god, have I sentenced that cute lil friendly ray to death with my inability to read? This place single-handedly sparked my interest in marine biology, but at what cost?

[dinkovaart]

[xgeminixmoonx]

[pinkcanvasdreams]

Spontaneity in full swing, we hatched a last-minute plan to explore Folkestone's hidden gems with friends, embarking on a day of laughter, discovery, and shared adventures. From strolling along the scenic coastline to savoring local delights, every moment was a brushstroke in our impromptu masterpiece of fun. #FolkestoneGetaway

[catcrumb]

[bleeding-seraphic]

One of these two is unhinged and lads it’s not Leshy

[midoristeashop]

Long car trips mean hunch over my ipad and film dumb stupid videos in restaurants at 11pm 😍 (future me screw u idk if it’s shaky also do not perceive me)

(That one vine)

Also have the things

[moonlightcycle571]

Wouldn’t it be funny if Billy could only give powers to one person at a time, so the Vasquez kids take turns being Captain Marvel Junior (as they still look like kids) and they make everyone thinks it’s one shape shifting child.

Reporter: Captain Marvel, who is this new protoge worth you?

Marvel: you’ve met Junior though?

Mary, who wanted to take over: yeah we talked last week.

Reporter: ah what

At first it’s just Mary and Freddy (mostly Freddy cause he’s really into being a superhero) so everyone thinks Captain Marvel Junior is a shape shifting gender fluid kid and Marvel is a supportive dad.

But then the other Vasquez’s join in the fun

Reporter: Captain, new protoge?

Eugene, in it for shots and giggles: Claire, it’s me, Junior

Reporter: … you’re Asian now?

Eugene: woooooowww

Marvel: that’s low even for you

Reportee: but I-

Eugene: Both Captain and I have lived lives of many genders, colours and have been in many cultures. And yet you shame me for feeling nostalgic and reverting to an ancient form of mine.

Reporter: I- w h a t

It’s sparks a lot of debate of cultural appropriation for shapeshifters in general, with a lot of people invoking Martian Manhunter, fae and other shapeshifters. So naturally Pedro steps up

Captain Marvel and Junior both volunteering at a homeless shelter.

Reporter: … junior?

Pedro: yes?

Reporter: what are you doing

Pedro, making an ancient Mexican recipe he got from the Library in the Rock: making a dish I learned a couple of centuries ago from my then family.

Reporter, really doesn’t want to get cancelled: ok

Naturally this takes a lot of coordination, and a lot of people test them by giving info to one kid, and different info to the other. Solomon sees right through them cause the divine group chat is connected to Billy and the chosen Junior. Things were starting to chill for a bit. Then Darla joined in.

Darla, visibly younger than the other forms: Hi :D

Reporter: why do you keep getting younger and younger???

Darla: :3

At this point the reporter is so done. Are you a child with a lightning emblem on you? You are Captain Marvel Junior. And it seems to work most of the time.

Billy: *gets deaged as Cap*

Reporter: oh junior! New form? This one looks closer to Cap!

Billy: I’m not Junior???

Reporter: *bluescreens*

Bonus:

In a Justice League Meeting

Flash: So is Junior like a mantle? If so why is it only one kid at a time?

Hal: yeah, what do the others do when you take one at a time?

Billy, an absolute troll at heart: what do you mean, it’s the one kid?

Superman: what???

Billy: yeah so Junior hasn’t settled into which form they like the best and switch it up. I think they like it better that way.

Martian Manhunter, troll n2: *nods along* finding ones main form is an important part of self discovery. On Mars, many like to alternate between forms as they could not be tied down to one.

JL: ah

Bonus 2:

Batman: *slowly puts away the ‘Not An Adoption Problem’ Support Group invite*

Bonus 3:

Dudley: please please please please

Billy, fed up: WHY

Dudley: it’ll be so funny.

Billy: you know what, fine!

Later Dudley is given some powers but decides to only let the Reporter see him.

Reporter: … Junior????

Dudley: no one will ever believe you *flies off*

[starry-bi-sky]

“Your brother is adorable.” The cashier cooed at Danny, peering over the counter with a smile. “What’s his name?”

Danny looked down to the surly, scowling little de-aged Batman currently holding onto his hand, glaring up at the cashier with bright blue eyes.

Things had already been bad enough when he’d gotten caught in a fight in Gotham, but things went from bad to worse when a magician had hit Batman with a de-aging spell and then shoved them through a portal.

Into a different fucking dimension.

Because of course neither of their lives could be easy. And now the two of them were stuck in Iowa in the middle of nowhere, at a truck stop gas station, trying to go on a cross-country roadtrip to reach the nearest hero city and get home.

He looked up and smiled awkwardly, trying to come up with a name off the top of his head — one of the heroes called Batman ‘B’ when he got hit right? B for Batman, right. B… B… Bee… Bees.

“Buzz.” He said, and tried not to grimace as the cashier’s face warped with surprise. “Like the astronaut.”

This was gonna be a long trip.

[handymanbill]

Family Fun Times Trip (part2)

[hajihiko]

don't know what to draw, draw hugs

[gunnslaughter]

Cool uncle Link teaches Tulin some fishing hacks

Dungeon Meshi style study