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@ Goodreads Choice Awards: Why is there a romantasy category but no category for graphic novels?? Or kids books?? Or poetry??
#fuming!!!#why are the smutty dragons more important than GORGEOUS graphic novels???#glad romantasy is getting people reading#(also glad it's separated from the fantasy category)#but there are other genres too!!#goodreads#goodreads choice awards#books#booklr#bookish#reading
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annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice
#bless#still can’t wrap my head around the fact Athena was willing to kill her own daughter#when I say I’ve never hated anyone more#LIKE WHY WAS ANNABETH NOT FUMING#it’s a good thing she isn’t in s1 like I don’t think Percy would be able to hold his tongue#ni.txt#percy jackson and the olympians#pjotv#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#pjo disney+#pjo#pjo tv show#pjo series#percy jackson tv show
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Daniel Molloy, 70 year old baby vampire: you know what would piss off both Louis and Armand and be very funny simultaneously?
Lestat de Lioncourt, queen of drama and biggest bitch in any room he walks into: what?
Daniel: if you and I fucked.
Lestat:
Lestat: tell me more.
#probably not where they’re going with the interview but it would be soo funny#lmao Armand would be fuming that his fledgling hooked up with Lestat before he did#and Louis would hate that Lestat hooked up with his best friend/situationship before he did#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#devil's minion
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In my heart I think tfp would fold under a single genuine compliment, and I feel like D-16 was always liberal with complements sooo
#transformers one#maccadam#megatron#starscream#tfp#tf one#d-16#tfo megs hates tfp megs’ coked up ass sm#why’s everyone hot but my alternate looks in two directions at once#he’s fuming#starscream would look down on him at first bc he’s small and inexperienced#like haha he doesn’t suspect a thing I should kill him now and save my counterpart the work but#his tsundere ass should be whipped so fast from tfo megs saying like#thank you and that’s cool#he’d say if you were my leader I’d never shoot a missile at your back and tfo megs goes ?? is that something you do regularly??#tfp megs would be PISSED he’s not about to lose his sic to his baby self#I like the idea that tfo Megatron and tfp starscream are similar in size
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rosekiller but barty, instead of rejecting the path his father laid out for him, goes to law school and becomes a lawyer.
one day he has to defend a man who's accused of the most heinous crimes, and when he meets him, he comes face to face with pretty-face evan. And, despite having called barty to defend him to avoid jail, the first thing he says to him is "I did all of it".
#then barty smirk :)#and theyre both fucked in the mind but barty gets him out of here#(his father is fuming btw)#barty visits him in jail and all and they fuck raw before the audience hearing#rosekiller#marauders#dead gay wizards#the marauders#barty crouch junior#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#barty x evan#slytherin skittles#i wish i knew how lawsuits happened better to write this kind of au...
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Rereading Dickens Christmas Carol for the first time in a long time. And the more I reread, the more it strikes me how seamlessly a queer reading could slip within these pages. Not an especially twee reading, wherein all Scrooge's troubles start and end with grief over Jacob Marley's death. For we know that Scrooge was a "Tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge! a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner!" And we know that he and Marley were "two kindred spirits"
And perhaps that very fact makes the similarities to queer life, unintended as they most likely were by Mr. Dickens, achingly poignant to me. Scrooge is, we're told, "secret and self-contained and solitary as an oyster." How much that resonates, for so many of us who shield our innermost selves but from a select group of friends. And we know that Scrooge and Marley were, at the very least, certainly that for one another. Scrooge is Marley's sole mourner; his sole executor and beneficiary; and even Dickens notes, "friend." How reminiscent is that of queer couples across history, estranged from their families?
Scrooge lives in a set of chambers that once belonged to Marley—clearly Dickens wanted us to believe Scrooge gave up his own dwellings after Marley's death to economize. But with only a flicker of change, those chambers become _their chambers, rented by Marley as the senior member of the couple. The place is so desolate Dickens notes "one could scarcely help fancying it must have run there when it was a young house, playing at hide-and-seek with other houses, and have forgotten the way out again." The perfect abode for two queer misers who wanted no one prying into their business.
Marley's name is still above the door of Scrooge's counting-house: a mark by which, no doubt, Dickens meant to convey Scrooge such a penny-pincher he couldn't bother to have it changed. But a thing can be both! mark of frugality to ludicrous excess and! mark of mourning. "sometimes," Dickens opines, "People new to the
business called Scrooge Scrooge, and sometimes Marley, but he answered to both names. It was all the same to him."
This is why "death of the author" matters so much, in expanding our interpretations of texts. It is vastly far from the lens Dickens would have intended. But, the idea of a ghost of queerness, so taboo in the society it could barely be glanced at sidewise in this tale that is all about the inexplicable and yet that lingers over everything becomes an astonishing lens through which to read this book. Thinking of Scrooge as a queer man, his "melancholy dinner at his usual melancholy tavern" becomes a eerie prefiguring of the hollowness of days spent by Isherwood's A Single Man. In this universe, little wonder Scrooge doubly hates mention of time with family, marriage, etc. when the precise nature of his grief is both unacknowledged and unacknowledgable.
And readings like this are vital, because the uncomfortable truth is, discrimination doesn't "discriminate between sinners and saints", to borrow a Miranda phrase. It is easy, in my liberal circles, to fight for queer people who hold "the good sorts of politics". But what about men like Michael Hess, culpable for supporting Reagan even as his contemptuous homophobia let the aids epidemic run rampant? How much harder is it to remember Michael had a partner? That he deserves empathy and compassion for being practically tarred and feathered out of the party upon his own aids diagnosis?
Expanding our imaginative universes to include queerness, not as redemptive panacea, but merely as one aspect of identity, personality, often in vicious conflict with others. Even! as we consider those stories equally worthy of being told feels vital if we're ever to truly express the complexity of what queer humanity looks like.
#forgive my less than articulate maundering#am currently listening to a truly splendid full-cast adaptation of said#Christmas Carol#and wanted to jot these things down before I forgot them in the flow of the work.#Scrooge as both! cruel bastard bitching about half a crown he'll pay Bob even though he won't be in the office on Christmas#fuming about his pockets being picked as he scathingly condemns the poor for not throwing themselves#into the oh! so! generous work-houses. And _also! deeply bereaved husband just makes him so! much more _alive and fascinating to me#if anyone knows of good Marley/Scrooge longfic where not an inch! of their dastardliness is sanded off I'd _kill for it#Jacob Marley#Ebenezer Scrooge#Ebenezer Scrooge/Jacob Marley#queer stuff#history#book babbling#lit geekery
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dan and phil: 1 // jesus: 0 (x)
#dan and phil#phan#amazingphil#phil lester#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#danandphilgames#dpgdaily#dnp gifs#my gifs#GOOGLE FEUD HAS US FUMING
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“I’m human!” Batman protests when one of the JL members looks at him in shock after he survives a mission that technically should've been able to kill Superman.
“I’m human!” Nightwing argues to his fellow Young Justice members after completing a quadruple backflip twirl and knocked out three guards when not even Kori can do that.
“I’m human!” Red Hood complains to one of his generals after they accuse him of being a ghost and/or zombie. (in all fairness to them he did die)
“I’m human!” Red Robin mutters to the Teen Titans after pulling four all nighters and surviving off of only three packets of sugar and eighty cups of coffee for seven weeks.
“I’m human!” Robin insists to his Mother during one of their monthly visits, despite the fact that he arrived with several stab wounds and what is probably a concussion that should have landed him in the hospital but he still walks straight.
“I’m human!” Orphan signs to the concerned police officer after he just watched her rip a mans shin out with only her fingernails. (he is fine. Orphan doesn't kill)
“I’m human!” Spoiler dismisses the other heroes(vigilantes) looks, seconds after having beat up eight goons with nothing more than a textbook, while telling each one a joke and hitting them in the face if they didn't laugh, laughing at each one she told, and having just landed a triple backflip onto a trashcan.
“I’m human!” Barbara assures her father at their weekly coffee meeting, although she did roll up with Scarecrow fear toxin wafting from her hair, Gothams harbor water covering her wheels.
No, Batfamily, you are not human. Not anymore. That is a technically and you should not die on that hill. (you will not, despite the fact that a real human would) You were born human, and even that isn't scientifically provable.
"I'm a meta." Duke admits, the only reasonable one in the batfamily willing to admit he's different, although no less crazy.
#batfam#batkids#bruce wayne#batman#they are not human#you do not inhale Gotham city fumes for that long and remain human
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I like to imagine Husk takes Alastor to the movies when he's pissed at him cause he knows nothing else could ruin his night like a bad movie.
#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel husk#radiohusk#hazbin hotel fanart#once again i spent far too long just to illustrate a headcanon but its okay i don't need sleep#niffty went with her but they forgor her al was just fuming too much
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awesome things happening on john lennon’s instagram after the new layout update
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"I thought maybe I could say something. Tell you what a rare and wonderful thing you are to find amidst all this... darkness" - Dragon Age: Origins (2009) | "There's also something quite indomitable about you, Rook. It inspires." Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024)
#Dragon Age#Dragon Age Origins#DAO#daedit#vgedit#dailyvideogames#dailygaming#gamingnetwork#gamingedit#gaminggifs#alistair theirin#alistair dragon age#alistair x warden#dragon age the veilguard#emmrich volkarin#datv spoilers#datv#dragonageedit#dragon age emmrich#emmrich x rook#*#oc: rose cousland#oc: rook mercar#emmrich got me high on those alistair fumes ive been chasing since 2011
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Ireland officially writing to the ICJ to ask them to change the definition of genocide is so insane to me. Like the wording of their letter is below:
“By legally intervening in South Africa’s case Ireland will be asking the ICJ to broaden its interpretation of what constitutes the commission of genocide by a State,”
“We are concerned that a very narrow interpretation of what constitutes genocide leads to a culture of impunity in which the protection of civilians is minimised."
You can't just redefine a word because you don't like that it's untrue???? That's literally the propaganda authoritarian playbook? Genocide has a tight and specific definition for incredibly important reasons. Not liking it and being upset that you can't Jew bash like you want to isn't a good reason to change it.
Making the deaths of civilians in a war a "genocide" water downs the term and also basically makes war completely illegal in any circumstance. If someone attacks you, you fight back. That's literally just how the world works and if this goes through, it will simply destroy anyone's ability to defend themselves?
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something about intricate rituals
#cas might’ve been the one to raise dean from perdition but dean’s the one who keeps cas grounded#i’m high on these destiel fumes#sabeldraws#art#artists on tumblr#supernatural#spn#destiel#deancas#dean winchester#castiel
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funtime bonnie having an instant calming affect on funtime freddy
#I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOUR#freddy instantly resets from fuming to being sweet as soon as ft bonnie speaks#and bonnie is the calmest guy ever KJGFDSGSD#art#fnaf#fnaf au#funtime fronnie#funtime bonnie#funtime freddy#fnaf sister location
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based on this idea I had of aziraphale using the book of life to reinstate crowley as an angel but accidentally making a new twinkliel instead🧍
#good omens fanart#good omens 2#aziraphale#crowley#twinkliel#gos2#aziracrow#?#aneh draws#good omens#anehmation#b0wser f4rt g1f lookin ass#why do videos loop like this here#xitter (shitter) doesnt have the little pause#hashtag fuming
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