#full sicko mode for the look in his eyes

[quitealotofsodapop]

So one thing about Stone Monkeys, especially stone Monkey pairings. They're monogamous, meaning they mate for life and rarely take another mate or divorce. It's a major part of why Wukong and Macaque had never absolved their courtship because they were mates in the past, and something as small as death does not just remove that bond from them. When the act of bringing life into he world usually leaves the other a widow and single parent, you tend to cherish your mate more than anything. Which is why, when it comes to someone threatening a Stone Monkey's mate, especially a pregnant one, it's usually going to go one of two ways.

The first way, and most common way, is that the Monkey will immediately surrender. This is risky, however, since they usually only comply long enough to ensure their mate's survival and safety and will constantlh look for ways to escape/fight back. This is actually how the Jade Emperor had gotten Wukong to surrender, although he didn't know Macaque was his mate at the time and had been simply threatening the Brotherhood as a whole.

The second option, more common when the mate is pregnant, is that it will send the Monkey into an instinctual and protective rage where they rampage until their mate is safe. This is usually followed by insistently forcing their mate into the nest for their safety whilst checking over them every few minutes to ensure they aren't harmed and using their own body to hide their mate from view, guarding them and growling at everyone and everything that approaches whether they be Troop or not. It is not uncommon for unwanted visitors to be bitten or scratched during this time. This is how Macaque reacted when Wukong was freed from possession of their way back home after the defeat of LBD.

Those few days of travel with an overprotective Macaque were a very eye-opening experience for MK and the crew on the social norms and behaviors of stone monkeys, especially when it comes to their bonded mates They also had to stop and get everyone new blankets and bedding because Macaque stole all of theirs to make an impromptu nest. Oddly enough, the only one allowed to approach was MK, who nearly got dragged into the nest as well when he did. MK doesn't want to think about what that might mean if Macaque's instinct driven monkey brain was telling him to push him into the nest like an unruly cub even as Mei laughed and made jokes about MK collecting father figures like Pokémon cards.

+Bonus! Asks I finally answered on; Stone Monkey social structure + Wukong's instincts on sicko mode.

ohohoho, that feel when super instinctual monogamy leaves you vulnerable to your instincts >:3

Wukong defaults to the "Please dont hurt my family, take me instead." instinct, given that he's extremely self-sacrificing even in canon.

Jade Emperor: "I will literally try and find a way to kill you in spite of your immortalities." Wukong: "Whatever." Jade Emperor: "Or I could just kill your mate." Wukong: "ok you win." *lets Erlang catch him + gets tossed into the Furnace by the JE and Lao Tzu* The Brotherhood, unaware of why SWK surrendered: "Wow, what a traitor." Macaque: *has to be restrained from biting the JE's head off even though he's not sure why*

Macaque in contrast defaults to the "If I destroy the threat to my mate, then there will be no more threat left"-instinct. His brain was going haywire when he had to distract the LBD-Possessed!Wukong since he was mentally flipping between "Protect Mate" and "Destroy Threat [LBD]". The second LBD's spirit left Wukong (and got ate by the Egg), Macaque goes full-on protective mate-mode.

The shadow monkey quickly makes a temporary nest inside the TEA van and carries Wukong into it like he weighs nothing. And the Monkey King is too drained from his experience to protest. The gang just have to deal with the fact that they lost the couch area for the ride back. Only two (barely) pairs of eyes are whats visible from the shadowy fort of stolen blankets and pillows - they swear Macaque is using his shadow powers to hide them in extra darkness.

Sandy is the only one allowed to get close enough so that he can man the controls.

Macaque has gone full-feral and is communicating with Wukong solely in the monkey language of chirps, chittering, and yips. Both are curled into eachother like a pair of cats, rarely leaving the nest otherthan to eat food (Mac silently takes food from the others and brings it to the nest so he can feed Wukong himself) or to use the bathroom. If someone tries to reach inside or move Wukong, Mac immediately pops up infront of them, growling like a furious dog. Even Nezha has to back down.

And ofc the second MK yawns near the two parent monkeys, Macaque's instincts act up again. The shadow monkey chatters in an annoyed tone at MK and pulls/nudges him towards the blanket fort-like nest for sleep time. MK is mega confused and has to sleep there at night for the remainder of the trip, less both monkeys chirp disapprovingly at him. Sandy laughs under his breath of how it reminds him of a mother cat dragging a kitten back to bed by their scruff. The others laugh openly cus of course the two expectant parent monkeys see MK as a cub! He *is* the youngest in the "troop" after all! XD

And if Bai He is in the van? Oh you better *believe* thats a straying cub thats getting their dragged back to the nest and getting her hair groomed! Cub needs warmth!

And since the ending of S3 seems to take place closer to Megapolis, the gang has a long road trip ahead of them before the monkeys calm down and start acting human again. Lots of Stone Monkey observation is documented by a curious Tang (who Macaque barely tolerates within biting distance).

At least until Yuebei decides she wants to be born right there and now, sending the whole squad into a frenzy until Guanyin shows up.

[cyberdragoninfinity]

A while ago, you did a thread on Yugioh rival symbolism, but it was early enough in your Arc-V watch that you didn't have anything major to say on Reiji/Declan. Now that you've experienced Arc-V in full, what do you think about Declan and his symbolism?

OHHH GOOD QUESTION!! god i love declan so much. i feel like i still need to Really Ruminate on him to fully grip all of the potential symbolism he's got but there's definitely some stuff I'm already locked on that I really like.

I dont think I realized until someone pointed it out that the Akabas all have a card suite motif but it rules so hard; Declan's definitely got such a kickass design especially with that in ind... the diamond earrings, his bangs, the red in his color palette. It's subtle, it's tasteful, I really like it. I like that his character goes hand in hand with what the Diamond suite tends to symbolize too (progress, prosperity, career advancement--diamonds are also apparently associated with the element of air sometimes too, which is insanely funny considering Declan's scarf that can achieve flight in the manga (?!??!).)

In general it's really funny to me that Declan kind of has this "business and corporate hierarchy" motif, with the diamond symbolism and also that thing where D/D/Ds have like corporate titles and are just as much about the landscape of business as they are about Sickass Demons. And I think it's fun how even though Declan is a businessman first and foremost, he isn't really like.... a corrupt businessman, especially not in the way businessmen in yugioh can be. i could write an essay and a half about how declan is such a genuinely caring person but that's it's own story for another time. He's crafted his wealth and business connections into a weapon to fight his father and his deck also weaponizes contracts and businessmen to destroy opponent, it's a cool parallel.

GOD SO MUCH OF THIS IS JUST "WHY DO D/D/DS HAVE LIKE 8 MOTIFS GOING ON WITH THEM" but like practically all of them relate back to Declan as a character in some way! It's so cool! Cuz you have these Different Dimension Demons, but theyre all named after ancient kings and warriors and great scientists, and Declan in general has such a vast Medieval Warrior King/Prince/Royalty type symbolism. The Lancers are his knights right down to the logo. He assumes the 'throne' (LID Presidency) after his father fucks off to Evil Duel Academy. He fights a goddamn dragon (Zarc). Hell even the paler grey in his hair looks very crown like. It's making me a little sicko mode to think about especially through the lens of viewing Arc-V itself as a creation myth or a fairy tale. BUT THAT AGAIN IS ANOTHER KETTLE OF FISH.

hang on wtf is the symbolism of the King of Diamonds, actually

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALRIGHT!!!!! YEA THAT'S DECLAN BABEYYYY

hey haha also i didn't know Akaba means 'red horse.' hahah which horseman was that again

AH.

also. one more thing. does make me a bit ill thinking about how his deck is entirely Fiends and he uses them to spar with Yuya (who of course has devil motifs whether he wants them or not)....something in there maybe....blinks wet eyes

[pancreasman]

Hey!! Do you mind sharing with us your Shadamy headcannons for both the in game universe and your AU?

Abso-fucking-lutely!

There’s a lot of overlap between my au and general headcannons in terms of the ship itself so I’m just lumping it into all one category

I never enjoyed the idea of Sonic being jealous or made as a bad guy or something in order for Shadamy to happen. Sonic is a G, he is the third wheel, he’s the best man at the wedding. They’re all cool.

Shadow doesn’t like sweets at all. He likes his coffee sickeningly bitter and rarely eats anything sugary. However, the second he meets Amy it’s as if sweetness starts seeping it’s way into everything Shadow eats or makes. He doesn’t even realize at first until his friends remark on how much better the coffee he makes tastes. This was a detail in the au and those who noticed get extra points.

Amy is absolutely floored everytime shadow gets a new outfit. (Or I guess any outfit in general) Every. Single. Time. Shadow is too, but is way better at hiding it. But that doesn’t mean he isn’t screaming internally everytime Amy gets a costume change.

Shadow does absolutely nothing to try and calm Amy down during her bursts of fury. He thinks it’s cute and would rather watch her beat some guy to a pulp in admiration.

Rouge was the first to realize Shadow liked Amy after Omega pointed out his heart rate increasing. Rouge was surprisingly oblivious beforehand but very proud after.

Silver was the last to be told about them because he cannot keep a secret to save his life.

Amy is one of the few to make Shadow laugh. Usually not on purpose. And Shadow has a very loud evil supervillain laugh that is intimidating to most but Amy finds absolutely charming.

Shadow still will not let Amy live up the time she mistook Shadow for Sonic. Perhaps in the early days this moment annoyed or bothered him, but now he just finds it hilarious.

Shadow would definitely give someone a death glare for messing with Amy, but only when she’s not looking as to not embarrass her. Amy, however, will go full sicko mode on your ass in front of the entire Walmart.

Shadows favorite features about Amy are her smile and hair.

Amy’s favorite features about Shadow are his height and the tired lines around his eyes that I imagine are there.

Shadow is an early bird who helps drag Amy out of bed and also the night owl that helps her wobble her way back.

Shadow doesn’t believe in Tarot but endures it for Amy’s sake. This annoys her until she realizes that means he doesn’t actually know how it works and totally uses that to lie to him.

Shadow taught her to ride a motorcycle and once she starts riding it on her own he thinks it’s the most amazing thing he has ever seen

[toxifoxx]

ok serious thoughts on the fnaf movie this time. they're a little scattered but i did just see it so i gotta think on it some more before i give like an actually structured review. but immediate thoughts post-viewing:

i had fun with the movie! i thought it was enjoyable. was hoping for at LEAST a little more blood (i really wanted to see william fucking explode into blood for one) but i knew there wasn't gonna be much since its pg13. it wasn't scary like in the slightest except for 1 jumpscare that almost kind of got me but i wish they set up the atmosphere a little bit more.

MAJOR GRIPE. i hate that vanessa is related to william. please stop retconning the afton family scott pretty please. give that man his dead children back. i seriously seriously love the "man goes fucked up sicko mode because of his grief" trope but alas.

i think that the pacing is NOTTTT very good at all. william needed more screen time 100% and there wasn't that great of a build up to the climax. maybe its more impactful to people who didn't already know that steve is william, but i'd wager that they're probably like HUH WHUH??? at that reveal because its not really. set up that much. and yes im biased because i fucking love william ok.

i think matthew lillard did a great job, BUT... we barely got to see him at all! and, especially with the "i always come back line..." i cringed a little bit man. like what are you coming back from? you haven't died yet man. there's nothing to come back from yet tf are you yappin about. it felt like it was really shoved in there honestly. we DESPERATELY needed to see more of him! in fact, most of the characters needed more set up! like ok... mike lost his brother? why should i care. mike is gonna lose his sister? why should i care tho?? these kids died but they dont really seem like they care too much about being dead either so whats the big deal.

AND WHY DIDN'T THE KIDS HAVE BEEF WITH WILLIAM/THE YELLOW RABBIT. THEY CLEARLY WERE SHOWN TO KNOW HE KILLED THEM, BUT THEY DON'T TURN ON HIM UNTIL ABBY PUTS UP HER SHITTY LIL DRAWING? FOR REAL????? WHY? + THEY DONT EVEN GET NAMED AT ALL. THE MOVIE CARES SO LITTLE ABOUT THE KIDS AND YET THEY DONT EVEN ALLOCATE THAT TIME TO AFTON EITHER. THEY FUMBLED BOTH SIDES!

also a lot of stuff just kind of isn't resolved? like the mike vs his aunt thing. is his aunt dead or...? + what was the fucking freddy saw trap thing that doesn't get explained at all. did the police not see that or does william just lug that thing in and out of the building constantly. what's it even for.

im also curious about some things. whats up with that kid who had a midnight motorist shirt. whats up with the other random springlock animatronic that is never named nor do we get a full look at. Where's Henry. are we just straight up ditching henry this time around?

i came into this knowing it wouldn't be lore accurate nor gory because of the rating but ugh. Ughhhh. can we please settle on one fnaf timeline to be canon its been almost 10 years we don't needa be playing like this anymore bro. i want to see the afton family for REAL show me cc getting his fuckin head chomped off or elizabeth getting snatched. give us literally any of the original missing children give us cassidy or something. like even in the silver eyes at least we got henry ffs! it just makes me a little sad knowing that one of the rejected scripts WAS accurate to the game lore.

shout out to my homie @yellowbutterbear for seeing the movie with me and discussing this stuff with me 🔥

6/10 not enough william afton moaning and whimpering AMEN!!!

[bluiex]

In the Frankenstein au (that's what I'll call it for now), I would think that of course, Scar is a regular human, already pretty muscular and has those emerald eyes everyone loves though not someone to pick out from the crowd, but when he turns, he does actually morph. He grows 2 times bigger than he is, edges appear a bit sharp and his skin turns as dark as the void, consuming his clothes completely, an example that could be useful would be venom, and he has these bright purple eyes that change color based on his emotion. Green, friendly. Yellow, Unpredictable. Red, Hostile. You get the gist.

When he turns, the main cause is intense emotions. He is described as fast, strong, and his senses are amped up. He's sorta like a thing from your nightmares. He has no mouth and when he moves around, he tends to be on all 4s.

The first time he morphed, he was very scared and was basically full of adrenaline and his fight or flight activated.

It's said that his turning was accidental, well that's what was originally said but it was determined as a planned hit, whatever the reason, and that's why Scar was violent. He didn't know who injected him with the substance that made him morph but he couldn't tell who did it, so he went for everybody. Fear is what makes him stronger despite how much he resents the idea of it.

One time someone was giving Grian a hard time and it was really ticking Scar off so he pulled Grian back gently by the shoulder, then with an arm nearly engulfed in void he slammed that hand down almost breaking the cart he slammed it on and his sharp fingers clutched at the edges. His eyes flashed orange and were rather quickly on their way to red while the person's eyes were wide, one pace back. He had a threatening smile on his face. "Now I'm only speaking for myself but—" he places the hand on their shoulder, face closer, voice quieter, "If I were you, I'd start running before my head gets smeared on the floor," The grip at their shoulder would be nothing but intimidating, his words coming out thick and wasn't a threat, it was a promise and it wouldn't be empty. With hesitation the person walked out the door and Grian looked shocked as Scar went back to normal. That would be the first time Grian saw him turn. Though not fully, it counted to him.

—🎭

Aw nooo Scar getting targeted (love it)

oh god oh fuck I want Scar to go aboslutely sicko mode for Grian, and just kill someone

[boots-with-the-fur-club]

MYSTERY BOX TIME!!!

Here’s donnie going sicko mode on Casey SR <3

“He doesn’t respect you, you know.” Donnie comments.

Foot Recruit crosses her arms.

“Obviously I do! No matter how hard I work, no matter that dedication I put into what I do, no one appreciates it. No one appreciates me. Even if I’m not a mutated for war turtle, I have use!”

“Try being one with several large defects. Despite everything I’m capable of doing, I’m still seen as the one who makes mistakes others have to clean up. I’m the weak one who has to be protected if my technology fails, and everyone expects it to. The source of my DNA has never once told me he was proud, and now I look for those words from people I shouldn’t, making a complete fool of myself.“

Foot Recruit’s eyes widen. It’s not the same situation, but she knows exactly how he feels. It’s surprising that he’s being so open when they’re all supposed to be beasts.

“That’s what I’ve been doing! Our strengths are undermined for nothing. They should be building up their best soldiers, not tearing them down!”

Donnie walks closer.

“I believe I have a way to get Draxum to realize your full potential.”

“You do!? Tell me!”

Donnie smirks widely, too wide. His pupil grows smaller than ever.

“I can simply replace some of your parts. No anesthetic of course, but you’re tough, aren’t you?”

Foot Recruit takes several steps back.

“……I’m going to check on the prisoner.” She feels Donnie’s eyes stay on her as she leaves the room.

WE HAVE A DOUBLE WINNER

You can choose two prizes!!

Here are the choices!

1. Cat picture

2. A blue, oblong pill

3. A strange fox mask

4. MYSTERY BOX BABYYYY

[ahrencmeptn-aa]

I’m gonna post some wildin’ shit here soon, kiddos.

[lewdbabies]

~Undercover~ Part 1 💗 Gojo satoru fluff/smut

warning: MDNI, 18+, Smut, Language, sexual situations, gore, Dom spy Gojo etc

“Y/N” warm breath brushes against your earlobe.

“Smile baby, They are watching “ you say through your teeth smiling and nodding at passerby’s. He scoffs, picking up his scotch on the rocks. He scans the perimeter sizing up the crowd, His crystal blue eyes Dart at the speed of light. You watch him, drinking in how dashing he looks tonight. He stood there long legged clad in a all black vintage Versace suit. His golden cuff links danced in under the light of the chandeliers above. His white hair was slick back exposing his sharp jawline and gorgeous glossy features. He leaned against the bar sipping on a glass you wished could be you. You didn’t particularly enjoy these missions but you and Gojo satoru were the best of the best.

The mission was simple, infiltrate the Gala and dispose of the target. Despite your everyday lack of people skills when it came time for a mission you always knew how to turn the charm up. Your presence had the power to make a whole room go silent, All eyes on you.

All the men loved you and all the women wanted to be you, A true blessing and curse. Gojo held the exact same power if not more, he was stunning the embodiment of envy. Headquarters decided to pair up their two secret weapons which is how you became partnered with the famous sorcerer.

You two put that power on full display as you weave through the crowd hand in hand. Conversations go silent as they gawk at you passing by, Gojo squeezes your hand tighter. You spot your target at the top of the grand stair case walking into what seemed like a private VIP room. You and Gojo’s eyes meet in a telepathic agreement as you push your way to the staircase. The crowd quiets down as they watch you and Gojo climb the stairs, the air fills with mumbles and girly giggles.

“I guess I truly am the main attraction “ He coos, shooting you a cocky wink.

“Hardly, It’s clear I’m the sexy one in this partnership” You joke.

“Damn right” his thumb traces the back of your hand. You look down slightly flustered, He was a playboy so you never paid his flirtation much mind . You shake your head composing yourself for what might happen next. ‘This isn’t the time for distractions’ you think to yourself releasing his hand once you reach the top.

“How exactly do you plan to get in there” he questions.

“Leave it to me” you take off swiftly down the hall heels clicking against the marble floor , Gojo follows after you.

You stop in front of a door reading ‘storage’ he gives you a curious look.

“Ugh fuck it’s locked “ you say, yanking at the handle.

“Leave it to me” He shoves you gently against the door, you stare into his icy orbs as he leans in cupping the back of your head. His hands work into your hair, your eyes begin to flutter as he draws nearer, your heart is pounding.

He tilts your head back massaging your scalp with the pads of his fingers. He pulls away suddenly your hair falls to your shoulders in a wave. He holds up his hand your ruby hair clip is perched between his slender fingers.

“Keep watch Doll” He crouches down working quickly on the lock, you turn away flustered to watch the surrounding area.

After a while Two men with ear pieces walk past, you slap Gojos Shoulder mumbling “Someone’s coming!” He mutters a curse twisting at the lock faster.

Click.

The door swings open, he grabs your wrist dragging you inside.

“Ouch!” Your foot hits a mop bucket.

“Oh yeah laugh it up asshole” you sneer watching him double over in quiet laughter.

He stands wiping the tears from his eyes “ So step one is out the way, what’s next boss” he leans against the metal shelf arms folded. You turn your back to him lifting your hair exposing the back of your red gown.

“Unzip me” you order.

“ Wow in the middle of a mission huh, Alright but it has to be a quickie “ he grabs your waist pulling you back your ass slams against his bulge. You stomp your heel down crashing into his leather loafer.

His grip tightens in pain his fingers dig into your hips “Ah-“ you moan pushing away from him.

“No you idiot! Just unzip the dress!” He mumbles curses as he pulls down the zipper revealing a black leather body suit.

Your dress falls and he takes a closer look at you, your thighs are covered by lacy black thigh high stockings. Your breast sit perched on your chest cleavage nearly bursting free. You reach into your hand bag pulling out a pair of elbow length black gloves.

“Hold this” you shove your bag into his hands, you grab the base of your wig pulling it off in one motion revealing your natural hair underneath. Gojo bites his lip shamelessly scanning you from head to toe.

“Like what you see?” You tease.

He runs his hand through his frosty locs.

“Love it” he says.

You stuff your gown behind the chemical shelf, “Here put this on” you hand him a solid gold chain, he raises an eyebrow.

He slides the chain around his neck nodding in approval.

“The target is hosting a private auction, He’s been trading curse infected humans on the underground market...women specifically, a true fucking sicko. The theme of tonight’s room is pussy to put it plainly. We’re going in undercover as a stripper and body guard. Tonight my name is Elektra, got it?” You state.

“ So tonight I’m your pimp?...” he chuckles you slap his chest playfully.

“Shut u-“ Your head snaps to the door, Gojo gives you an apologetic nod before wrapping his hand around your throat pulling you into a fierce kiss. His hand slides down the length of your back hovering on your ass, his grip settling on the curve where you thigh meets your cheek pulling you deeper into his heated lips. His fingers trail further between your thighs pressing against your quivering cunt.

“Uhn- Ah” you moan into the kiss throwing your arms around his neck.

The door flies open, the men you’d seen just minutes ago stand there in full combat mode.

“Can’t a guy get alittle privacy “ Gojo chuckles slapping your ass.

“Ah I feel so embarrassed “ you nuzzle into his jacket playing coy.

The men look you up and down in suspicion hands reaching for their pockets.

“I’d say you could stay and watch but that would cost you...” He smirks stealing your lips for another kiss ramming his tongue down your throat.

The men look away uncomfortably, the Man to the left reaches up pressing his ear piece. “False alarm” he calls over the radio.

“Get the fuck out of here if I catch you sneaking around again.... your dead” he warns.

Gojo giggles blowing the men a kiss as they slam the door shut.

You realize how close you two are, how his fingers are pressing gently into your core. You jump pushing him into the shelf behind.

“L-let’s go we have a job to finish” you say sternly sliding on your trench coat.

His tongue slides over his reddened lips giving you a cunning smile.

“After you princess”

~part 2 coming soon Stay tuned it gets spicy~ 🌶 🥵

Comment,share, and Leave a suggestion who I should write next ��gojo

[flannelepicurean]

Hey, Kitten

Okay, so here's a random idea my sicko mind dropped on me, that I'm now bequeathing unto all of you. You're welcome (devious).

So, Johnny’s taking a big ol’ topless nap on the couch, because why the hell not? Giant tits and fuzzy tummy on full display. Just lounging. Possibly in a sunbeam. So relaxed.

Danny wanders by, gets an eyeful, pauses. He’s intrigued. There’s a certain allure, a siren song he can’t resist. He leans and checks the periphery in a few different directions, realizes ain’t nobody else around. And he’ll never get a chance like this again. So he sneaks over, full stealth mode, leans in close, reaches out an eager hand, and gives the tummy fuzz a good, solid rub.

And Johnny doesn’t shift an inch…but he starts purring. 

Literally.

Like a giant goddamn kitty-cat.

And Danny leaps back in shock, and confusion, and starts to question his own sanity, because there’s no way, there’s no way this can be happening, but then the purring winds down a bit, and Johnny cracks one eye open halfway and rumbles, “What, you’re gonna stop now? Right after you got my motor runnin’?”

And Danny’s understanding of the very nature of reality dissolves, and his brain grinds to a screeching halt, and he stares in fascinated horror and stammers, “Wha…how…?”

Johnny just gives him a lackadaisical shrug and shifts into a more comfortable position on the couch. 

Danny rubs his temples. Stumbles away muttering, “Okay. I can’t. I can’t with this…I just…okay…” 

Johnny rolls over and goes back to sleep. 

Danny puts the whole experience in the vault. Doesn’t think about it at all, really. Maybe it drifts by as a hazy notion now and then, but he begins to remember it as a weird dream he had once, or something.

And then one day he’s taking a nap on the couch on a glorious, sunny afternoon, and he dreams that someone’s just ever so gently rubbing his belly, and the feeling is so nice, so pleasant, so soothing, it just radiates bliss through every bit of his body, and there’s a cat somewhere nearby, there has to be, because he can hear purring…really loud purring…

And he shifts, and starts to come awake, and realizes with a jolt that there is, in fact, a hand on his stomach, and there is, in fact, some quite loud purring…coming from him. And he freezes, and his eyes go wide. 

And there’s Johnny, leaning over him with a devilish smirk. And he winks roguishly and says, “Hey, kitten.”

And Danny has no explanation for any of this. He just knows that he’s never been more confused or terrified or turned on in his life, and judging by the look in Johnny’s eye, shit’s about to get wild, and weird…and he starts purring a little louder.

[cosmic-rich]

Some THOTS for you imagine headcanons, imagine possibilities, for BDE DADDY Boba™

Not believing his smoking hot princces who always brings ppls attention to her because of her looks about her being a virgin (still havent fcked yet so he doesnt know the truth). Then they finnaly do it, the reader is actually all 🥺🥺🥺 shy and flustered and then Boba realizes she was not lying.

CORRUPTION KINK IN COMMING and he goes sicko mode on her lmfao

(a little bit of self-exposing im 22 virgin and I would die if an older daddy like our grumpy king would claim me as his) ok im gotta show myself out 😳😳😳

Jesus Christ okay! So Boba is fucking huge right? We can all agree that he's packing like 8 inches? And he's like reaaly girthy?

You would be so scared to take him for the first time. Like he's really big and thats intimidating as fuck. You can barely take his fingers :'). When he finds out that you've never been with anyone before, sexually?? He's like "oh shit, i'm really sorry in advance" and he's genuinely worried that he's gonna tear you. But you assure him that you'll be fine with enough prep and lube, lots of lube. But he gets those primal thoughts too, wants to stuff you full of his cock, leave you limping for days. Have you quivering and sobbing beneath him. But he needs to be gentle with you before you can handle that, and he knows that it'll take some time.

When the time came, he made sure to work you up to four fingers. But even then, he was still so much bigger. When he pushed into you, he could barely push passed the tip at first, "I need you to loosen up little one, relax." and when your muscles were finally relaxed enough to where he could begin to push into you, he took it as slow as possible. He got about half way when the tears started to leave your eyes. He assured you that he would stop the second you asked him to, but you really wanted to do this. So he gave you all the time you needed to breathe, rubbing circles into your hips with his thumbs. "You're doing so well, little one. I'm about half way there, do you want to keep going?" he would ask, swiping the tears from your cheek. "keep going, daddy" "Okay little one, okay. Just get used to this first". You would lie like that for however long it took for you to adjust to what he's given you. When he eventually gets around three fourths of the way, you stop him by putting your hand against his stomach, trying to catch your breath. "Little one, you don't have to take all of me right now, we can wait", but your adament on taking him completely. So when hes finally fully seathed into you, you have tears running down your cheeks, your hiccups filling the air. "You did so well, little girl. I'm so proud of you" he would say pressing kisses over each of your tear covered cheeks.

[everybodyscupoftea]

the tramp stamp

frat jj x reader

i’m drunk because the leafs lost, but i wrote this and i think it’s very important (it’s unedited) 

this is dedicated to @moldisgoodforyou​ because technically this was her idea (consensual content theft).

hannah! i hope i did this justice for you :)

(warnings: drinking, cursing, tattoos)

After the big intramural win, JJ and his teammates decided to hit downtown. You and the girlfriends got a table while the boys went straight to the bar for a round. JJ brought you back a vodka soda and slung an arm over your shoulder, “Baby, how’s it feel being the league’s leading scorer’s girl.”

You leaned into him and smirked, “I don’t know, what’s the benefit I’m getting out of it?”

His hand wandered a little, “Oh, sweetheart, I think you know.”

Laughing, you pinched his side, “Yeah, we’ll see how you’re feeling by the time we leave.”

“Dance?” he asked, leading you to the center of the dance floor without actually waiting for your answer.

Dreams and Nightmares by Meek Mill blasted through the dark club and JJ started bouncing, clearly worked up with adrenaline and alcohol. You could smell the tequila on his breath as he screamed along, face close to yours. It should’ve been gross, but you were feeling the vodka enough to just feel endeared by it.

You finally escaped when the heat got too much and you could feel the sweat on your neck. Some of the other girls were still at the table when you got back, all watching the boys celebrating. One of them nudged you as you sat down, fanning your face, “Imagine if they were pros.”

With a laugh you told her, “I’m not sure I could survive a cup win.”

JJ went back and forth between the bar and the dance floor for a while before stumbling back over to you. Mostly sober, you were able to stay on your feet when he leaned most of his weight into you. He slurred out, “Baby, where ya been?”

“Been right here, J. Where you been?”

“Vibin. You’ve seen me on the dance floor, huh?”

“Yeah I have.”

“Good, dancing for you, sweetheart.”

You laughed, “Damn, can’t believe I get all this for free.”

He planted a sloppy kiss on what was supposed to be your lips, but he miscalculated and actually hit your chin. Pulling back, he frowned and muttered, “Fuck,” before trying again, with a little more success.

You took pity and tilted his chin up a little bit to meet your lips like normal. JJ tried to deepen the kiss, but you kept it tame. Pressing slightly on his chest, you told him, “We’re in public, babe, I’m not near drunk enough for exhibitionism.”

“But I love you, and we won” he whined, leaning in again.

Pushing him away with two fingers on his lips, you frowned, “Take that shit back, I refuse to have you tell me you love me the first time with fucking Sicko Mode playing in the background.”

“No takesies backsies,” he told you with a giggle, kissing your fingertips.

“JJ,” you groaned, stepping away.

“Woah, save that for the bedroom, sweetheart.”

“God I hate you sometimes.”

He winked and shook his head, “No you don’t. You haven’t said it yet, but I know you love me.”

“Oh yeah, that full of yourself, huh?”

“You look at me with happy eyes.”

You stifled a laugh, “Happy eyes?”

“Yeah, you don’t look at anyone else the same way, so I know you love me.”

That was so not the environment you wanted to have that conversation in, so you just hugged him in attempt to stop him from continuing, and it worked. He melted into you a little bit before pulling away, “Home?”

You nodded, “Let’s go home, baby.”

After calling an uber and waiting on the sidewalk, JJ finally turned to you, “Hey, what do you think about matching tattoos?”

You shrugged, “I’d think about it. Could be fun if we had the long-term discussion.”

“Fuck yeah,” JJ cheered, throwing his hands up just as the uber arrived.

Suppressing a laugh, you pulled him into the SUV. He followed easily and the driver started the short route to your apartment. You had a hankering for some strawberries, which you knew you had in the fridge, so you didn’t really pay attention to whatever JJ was doing next to you.

You didn’t have to help JJ up the stairs, shockingly, but when you got into your apartment, it was like he couldn’t stand straight.

“Babe, you want some water?”

He followed you to your room, not answering, and you turned around to look at him as he tried to collapse onto your bed. Unfortunately for him and your downstairs neighbors, he missed and hit the floor hard. You stifled a laugh and he pouted at you from the floor.

“You missed,” you told him, holding out a cup of water. He took it and almost dumped it down his shirt immediately, and you sighed, going to get a paper towel for him. By the time you got back, he was standing, holding the cup away from him, shirt totally soaked.

He grinned, “Hey, I’m going with some friends to smoke some weed, can I come back around 2?”

With a sigh, you nodded, “Yeah, I’ll be up, be safe, yeah?”

“Yeah.”

And with one last hug, he was gone. You straightened up your room, changed into your pajamas, and started a movie on your laptop that would last you until about 2 a.m. Somewhere during the movie, you fell asleep and sometime later, woke up to banging on your door.

Stumbling to your feet from your bed, you checked the time. 6:30 a.m. JJ was leaned against your door frame, clearly fucked up, wearing different clothes than the night before. You rubbed your eyes a few times before letting him in. He looked at you, put a hand on your shoulder, and said, “Baby, I’m still so fucked up.”

You led him to the couch, and he collapsed on it. Confident that he was still breathing, you went back to your bed and fell asleep.

By the time you woke up, at 10, JJ was still passed out. Some of your friends had texted you asking about brunch, so you wrote out a short note in case JJ were to wake up while you were gone. He barely shifted when you walked out and tripped over the TV table, so you were pretty sure he’d still barely be conscious when you got back home.

When you got back, he was still out, just like you predicted. You decided to get some homework while he was out. Sitting on your bed, door cracked so you could see if he moved, you started working on a paper for your Ethics class.

JJ finally started to move, so you walked out to be there when he woke up. He’d likely be pretty confused. You glanced over him once and did a double take at the glimpse of ink you saw under his shirt. A little hesitantly, you shoved his shirt up, only to see something that looked a little familiar inked onto his lower back.

Your loud laughter woke JJ up completely and he squinted at you, trying to figure out what the fuck you were laughing at. Sitting down before you fell over, you ran your hand through his hair. He squinted and rasped out, “Morning, mamas.”

“It’s 3 p.m. JJ.”

“Oh.”

You kept stroking his hair and smiled at him, “Got a tattoo last night, hon?”

He tried pushing himself into an upright position before giving up and slumping further into the couch, “I can’t remember.” Glancing down, he did a double take at his shirt, “Is this mine?”

Shrugging, you pulled at the t-shirt, “I’m not sure, but you didn’t leave in this.”

“Fuck, what happened last night?”

“I don’t know, but you told me you’d be back at 2 a.m., and I didn’t see you until 6:30.”

“What day is it?”

And that one even you had to think about, “Saturday afternoon,” you told him after a few seconds.

“Damn, sorry, sweetheart.”

“You’re good, J. I went to brunch and brought home some leftovers; you want some?”

“Actually yeah,” he shifted and you were immediately reminded of the new ink. JJ pushed himself all the way up and stretched, arms going over his head. You glanced around him, and sure enough, your initials, right at the top of his waistband.

“Hey, hon?” you asked, trying to find the best way to broach the subject.

JJ yawned, jaw clicking with how wide his mouth opened, before responding with a questioning hum.

“What about new ink?”

He shrugged, body going a little limp and you gripped the front of his jeans, trying to get him to turn around. JJ leered at you a little and you rolled your eyes until he finally turned and you were able to pull his shirt up to get a good look.

“Baby,” he started, “I do love you, and I faintly remember our conversation. Even though I was fucked up, I meant it.”

“Oh, I believe you,” you told him, lightly tracing the raised ink before taking a quick picture of it.

“Good,” he said, turning back around to kiss you.

You pushed his face away, “You’re not getting close to me without a toothbrush, sweetcheeks.”

JJ grumbled a little bit before going to the bathroom. As soon as you heard the sink start, you sent him the picture. It was obvious when he saw it because you heard a choking noise and a loud ‘what the fuck’ before he came stumbling out of your bathroom.

He looked at you a little panicked, “Is this real?”

You laughed, “Sure looks like. How’s it feel having a tramp stamp of my initials, dumbass.”

“Your dumbass,” he responded with a wink.

“Fuck, I guess so,” you responded, before holding out one of his shirts you had in your drawers, “please put on this shirt, I’m tired of seeing you in Pike letters.”

“Pike?!” he exclaimed, almost choking on the toothbrush, and you burst into laughter.

Before he could go into a full panic, you interrupted, “It’s a joke, baby. But for real, that shirt smells like weed, let me wash it.”

He tugged it off with a sheepish smile, “I love you?”

“Is that a question?”

“I don’t know, are you open to hearing it today?” he asked, a little sarcastically.

“I love you too,” you told him, pressing a kiss to his cheek, “finish brushing your teeth, baby.”

“Yes ma’am,” he responded with a wink.

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tagging: @girlsru1eboysdroo1​ @socialwriter​ @diverdcwn​ @stfukie​ @peypip​ @simpin4jj​

[burnedbyshoto]

First time anal w mr sho todo? BcOOF DAMN i have a feeling something would click in his brain and he'd go sicko mode full rough must destroy?

I can’t remember if my house sitting fic was first time anal, but he def didnt hold back when he stuck it in the booty hole 🤔 anywho:

anal was something that definitely intrigued shouto in both a disgusted and excited way. on one hand he couldn’t even come to think that he would ever, and he meant ever, stick his cock up somewhere where a person defecated - but on the other hand everyone who’s ever tried it always said it was an experience you could never forget.

after countless, countless conversations about how on earth the two of you would consider it, he was knelt on the bed, his cock wrapped in a condom, lube dripping from your puckered hole and his hard cock. he stared at your owlishly blinking eyes, unable to find the will to begin to move because he still wasn’t sure if this was for him after all. he had already prepped you, having stuck two of his fingers in your ass, only to feel like there was minimal difference between one cavity from the next, but he carried on.

“if you’re not ready—“ you start, your hands pressing onto his arms, but shouto shook his head.

“no, we agreed,” he simply stated, his hands pressing the tip of his cock to the unbudging hole. “I don’t want to hurt you.”

“i’ve taken a shit fatter than your—“

“you need to learn when to stop,” shouto snorted, the tip of his cock pushing into your puckered hole, and your words died with a unintelligible squeak.

with time and patience shouto eventually sank his cock balls deep into you, his back curved and sweating with his own arousal at being so disgusting with you, and how you clawed at his back, singing and praising him with the feeling of your tight ass being stretched out without anything to stop it.

he wanted to be gentle, he really did, but as shouto stared down at your intoxicated on pleasure state, he couldn’t help but for his hips to roll out and slam into you — and then something happened.

the blood in his ears rushed and he felt his sanity slip at the overwhelming sensations, feelings, and thoughts that poured out of his mind and tongue while he savegly fucked your ass, your delightful screams and incessant pleads for more only riling him further on.

he came with time, his body shaking, sweaty, and unbelievably sore, but the distant look in your eyes with the swoonful tint to it made it all better. oh yeah, the two of you would definitely do this more.

[gaetoeinhaler]

satan x female! jealous! reader

based on the Escorts card, btw. Maddi for those who don’t know is this person (in the screenshots. it doesnt show what she looks like, but what she acts like. lmao not even diavolo likes her, though i in fact dislike her a lot.)

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ever since diavolo had assigned lucifer and satan to watch over some girl named maddi, i've been feeling nothing but anger and jealousy. the way she acted around them was as if she was married to them. especially when it came to satan. it was like she was the queen, and technically kind of was, and he had no choice but to obey her commands.

sitting beside asmo, watching from afar as she continuously flirted with the two demons, i held onto the spoon in my hand tightly. almost bending it, until beel had pointed it out. snapping out of my staring, i turned away from where the oldest and youngest brothers were to the other brothers i had sat with. "you okay, (y/n)?" mammon asked, before adding onto his question. "not that i c-care or anything! its just, you had a mighty grip on that spoon, don't cha think?"

i sighed, setting down the spoon and folding my arms. "it's just..." i glared down at the table, with venom in my tone. "its maddi."

"what about her?" belphie asked, raising a brow as he turned around to look at the girl. he turned back around, glad he wasn't chosen to watch after her for her visit here in devildom. "its... ugh!" i grunted, glaring over at her face direction. "how she acts around the two... especially satan. its as if they're married," i hissed out, folding my hands into fists. how badly i'd like to punch that thot.

"oh? is our little (y/n) jealous?" asmo giggled, wrapping his arms around my torso and bringing me closer to him. "don't worry, hun! she'll leave soon." he reassured. as much as i appreciate him, and all, her leaving soon wasn't okay. she needed to leave now. its aggravating, watching her flirt left and right with the blonde haired demon. it hurt, too. we were close, as in close close.

seeing the one you like most with another person, and doing such lovey dovey things hurts. it makes your heart ache, wishing you were that person they were spending their time with. i felt lonely. ever since maddi had arrived, satan had cut our plans, saying "i have plans with maddi" or something related to her. why did she even come here again? the thing was, she knew i was jealous. and that made her flirt more with satan then lucifer. i kept my eyes focused on her, drowning out the noises around me. i held in how angry i was with her, and turned my head away.

it'll only hurt me more and make me angrier if i continue to watch them anyways.

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seeing satan alone in the hall, i hurriedly walked over to him. excited that i finally got a chance to talk to him without maddi around. he seemed to notice my presence, lifting his head up and looking at my direction with a small smile. "hey, satan!" i said, slowing down as i neared him. "hello, (y/n). it's been a hot minute since we've talked, hasn't it?" he wrapped an arm around me as i leaned against the wall next to him.

        i nodded in agreement. "it has, yeah. how's uh... things been going for you?" i asked, looking up to see his face. "you know, since you've been having to watch after maddi and all." his face remained emotionless as i mentioned her name. as soon as he was about to answer, his eyes flickered from me towards another presence in the hall. turning my head to see who exactly it was, my smile dropped into a frown.

        maddi was walking her way over towards the two of us, mainly towards satan. he put on one of his fake smiles and greeted the girl. "sataannn, i wanna do something." she whined. god, how much i hate this girl at the moment. i remained silent, knowing that if i ever did open my mouth, i would start shit talking her within a instant. satan sighed and nodded, ready to leave with the girl. that's when i snapped and grabbed his wrist, holding him back from walking with her.

        i shot a glare at the girl, shaking my head. "you've been with him all day. why not do something with lucifer?" i asked, trying to prevent myself from starting up a potential fight.

        "what? am i not allowed to spend time with satan? is that it?" she asked, placing a hand on her hip and raising her brows. i let out a huff of air, keeping my glare tight on her. "maybe other people here would like to enjoy some time with satan. he has other people and friends to spend time with, you know." i replied, keeping my voice as calm as i could. satan could sense the anger and jealousy radiating from me. he broke free of my grip on his wrist easily and gave my hand a small squeeze, as if knowing how i felt at the moment.

        "jeez, no need to be so rude." she rolled her eyes at me. "why do you want to spend time with him so bad? there's nothing special about you anyways hun." she smirked, knowing that what she said had triggered something within me. ready to go full sicko mode of the girl, satan held me back from doing so. i looked to him, confused but when he nodded his head towards past maddi it made sense.

        there stood diavolo and the rest of the six brothers. "maddi, i believe your stay is coming to an end." diavolo spoke, crossing his arms as he walked towards her. "i don't want someone in my academic if they're going to cause a fight to happen with constant nonsense. besides, you've been here for more then what you originally said you'd be here for." he spat out straight fAqS though. maddi gave out a little 'hmpf' before sending one last snarky comment towards me. "be glad that I haven't beat your ass yet." and with that, she left with diavolo walking beside her.

        i growled, before turning to satan. he chuckled, his hand moving from my own and cupping my cheek. he tilted my head up to look at him better, his emerald eyes peering into my (e/c) eyes. "was someone jealous?" he asked, a smirk spreading across his face. letting out a huff, i grumbled a reply. "pssh, no. just didn't like seeing you with that thot."

        "so you were jealous?"

        "not a single bit." i crossed my eyes, adverting my eyes from him. he kept his hand placed upon my cheek, his face leaning towards my own. "would a kiss make you feel better?"

        "yes..."

[waitimcomingtoo]

hi love! do you mind telling me the entire story of when you met tom? idk where to find it and i'm seeing other anons talk about it. if you don't feel like it i completely understand and you can disregard this ask. hope you're staying safe x 💖✨

I would love too! I’ve never told the full thing on here so thank you for asking! I hope you’re safe and healthy 💛

Here’s my story of meeting Tom at ACE comic con

The convention was in August and I got my tickets early July and didn’t tell a soul in case the plans fell through.

The amount of research and prepping I did to make sure my makeup wouldn’t make me look like a ghost and things like that was unreal

The day came and I took a train to Philadelphia because I’m from New York the night before and stayed a a hotel right next to the convention center and when I tell you I did not sleep for a SECOND that night

I got to the convention center around 8 and waited on line for his panel

He came out to All I Do Is Win 🥺 and talked about Spider-Man leaving the MCU and some other things for about an hour

My photo op was at 1 so I walked around the convention and met some awesome cosplayers (including a venom cosplayer who asked ME for a photo with him on his phone and then proceeded to lick me with his fake tongue)

I’m not kidding (I was so scared)

I got on line at maybe 12:30 and waited on this huge, wrap around line until about 2:50

I finally got to where you drop off your bags and my heart was going sicko mode

I entered the room where he was and GUH the way I nearly died

There were a few girls in front of me and a lady asked me what pose I wanted to do and I told her a hug and she said, and I quote, “sorry, no hugs”

I was deadass about to cry because I paid all this money, came all this way, and waited all this time for no hug???

But then the girl in front of me hugged him and the lady laughed and said “oh! I guess you can hug!”

So THANK YOU to that girl in front of me

Now it’s my turn

I walk up to him and my legs and shaking and I do NOT look this man in the eyes

I say “hi, you’re from heaven” and he goes “aw thank you”

please don’t judge me for what I said, I cannot be accountable for what comes out of my mouth when Tom Holland is standing next to me

I ask him for a hug and he says SURE and I ask if he can prop his leg up and the way his face lit up 🥺🥺 and he said “of course!” like he’d been waiting all day for someone to ask him that

We take the picture, and I think I blacked out?

he smelled kinda sweaty and kinda like cologne and just like…British

I still have not looked him in the eyes at this point and as I’m walking away, he kinda slides his hands that were on my back to my arms and he HOLDS ME THERE so I look up at him

It was like slow motion 😔

And he looks me in my eyes and I look him in his

Im like 👁👄👁 and he’s like 👁—👁 (because he doesn’t have lips)

And he says

“I’ll see you later, okay?” With the cutest smile and puppy dogs eyes and I DIED

I think I said okay? I was definitely out of my body at that point

So I leave and I start crying RIGHT AWAY

I get on line and get my favorite photo in the world that I look at every day and have printed on a blanket lmao

He was the sweetest, funniest, and most genuine man and I am forever lucky to have met him

And we were wearing matching outfits! Our minds

Here’s our picture 😉

[caprina-mints]

Hey, how would Masky, hoodie, Toby, Jane reaching seeing their y/n half naked but also covers in blood after killing someone (no their not in the mansion)

Jane :

➹ Pretty worried and broke her cool the moment she saw you half naked and covered in blood.

➹ She didn't mind the dead body what she was worried about was if that blood on you was yours or not.

➹ " Babe... It's not my Blood"

➹ Don't even try prying her hands away because she will glare down on you like a fucking savage mommy.

➹ she'll probably volunteer (force) to wash you to see if there are any injuries behind the blood coating your skin.

➹ and while she's washing your hair that's where her mind finally began to process what happened.

➹ " What the fuck is wrong with you? You could have gotten hurt "

➹ Yup you'll be scolded and overprotective momma mode is turned on right away.

➹ After that Fiasco she'll let you change and the two of you would clean the blood and body downstairs before making dinner.

Hoodie :

✜ Like Jane he was pretty Much more concerned about your well being completely ignoring ( and even stepping ) on the dead body.

✜ He was silent for the most parts which clearly made you anxious because when he suddenly becomes silent... He's mad.

✜ " Shower. " He sternly stated and you knew right away to not disobey him and scurried upstairs to take a shower.

✜ You had never taken a shower so quick in your entire life until now.

✜ Once you were done you immediately changed into clean clothes and plopped down on your bed closing your eyes because you feared Hoodie's wrath.

✜ A few seconds later you heard loud footsteps approaching your room and the the door was slammed open.

✜ You clearly knew who it was and pretended to be asleep...

✜ Unlucky for you he didn't buy it.

✜ " Get up. Living room... NOW " The tone of his voice sent shivers down your spine and unconsciously, you stood up and followers him downstairs.

✜ He sat down on the couch and you sat opposite from him and the whole majority of the time was spent glaring at you.

✜ You didn't even blink. Knowing he'd explode any minute now--

✜ And he did. Big Daddy Bear was resurfacing and he was scolding you so much and saying how disappointed he was at you saying you could do better.

✜ You were upset because you were just defending yourself. That sicko was a burglar and was about to rob you when you were in the bathroom showering.

✜ Once you explained why you did it his gaze softened but the damage was already done.

✜ you stood up abruptly and stomped towards the door wanting some fresh air outside but Hoodie was faster than you.

✜ He was restraining you from leaving by wrapping his arms around your form saying sorry and apologizing for his misinterpretation .

✜ You were upset. Really upset so he made up by staying with you for the rest of the week doing everything for you.

✜ Papa bear loves you too much.

Toby :

✤ Well He'd be pretty impressed and Happy that you managed to get your first kill.

✤ He even twirled you around saying how proud he was of you.

✤ You wonder why you were even scared earlier.

✤ But still. This Boy is concerned about you and asked if you had any injuries .

✤ Of course once he noticed that you were half naked he started stuttering and his eyes darted from one place to another as long as it's not on you.

✤ The blush on his cheeks were pretty visible too.

✤ Even when you two had done it a lot he'd still be embarrassed and turn into a blushing mess when you lack clothing around him.

✤ which is adorable because this bby boy of yours is just too precious.

✤ He offered to Clean everything up while you go shower and yes you did take a shower because the blood on you was beginning to feel sticky.

✤ Once you were done you went downstairs to find Toby smiling at you like the Cheshire Cat from Alice in the wonderland.

✤ You gave him a hug and tried squishing his cheeks to get rid of that creepy smile on his face.

✤ Then you proceeded to make dinner and while you were cooking you heard Toby on the phone bragging about your first kill with his friends and well...

✤ You almost chopped your finger off from holding in your chuckle and the knife slipped.

Masky :

✥ Well when he never expected to see his s/o half naked, covered with blood holding a knife and a dead body on the floor.

✥ He Has a blood kink and call him twisted but seeing you like that was really tantalizing and he feels like he could do so many sinful things to you in one go if you asked him to.

✥ It was tempting and you looked really inviting but knowing Masky he'd never admit it... Ever so instead he said something that made you want to chuck your knife on his (handsome) face

✥ " You on your period or something? That's a lot of Menstrual blood "

✥ " .... Get the fuck out of my house you sick fuck! " You yelled and he only gave you an eye roll .

✥ He didn't reply hut instead he proceeded to help you clean up the body and bury it near your backyard.

✥ Now both of you are bloody so The two of you decide to take a bath together.

✥ He won't accept a shower because apparently you 'owed' him and he wanted a warm bath on the tub with you.

✥ you had no choice because you were too drained to fight back so you just oblige to his request.

✥ Once the tub was full he was the first to hop in and he dragged you along with him. That caught you off guard so you let out a loud scream and started cussing masky for being an idiot.

✥ your constant nagging was starting to piss him off so he grabbed you by your hair and forced a kiss on you.

✥ You were straddling him and the kiss got heated fast with his hands roaming all over your body.

✥ " I'm Tired" You complained and tried to push him off but it was too late, you felt his hardened cock brush against your thigh .

✥ " Shut up and let me do all the work, now be a good baby doll , I don't want to hear complains. I wanna hear moans. Loud moans. "

[dolphin-enthusiast]

Headcanons for the villains who have a girlfriend with anger management issues (but like, remove Diavolo and crew bc he too... bdsm strawberry mold lice and instead, if you will, put Kakyoin) who will go into rage mode at any given moment if pissed off. Thanks!

Honestly this request speaks to me on a deep spiritual level because....s a m e

Dio:

- Ok but have you seen how sicko mode this man goes when challenged?? He straight up crushes people under fucking road rollers, that’s JUST how chaotic he is. One could say that he’s far beyond anger management issues really. He is....something more.

- Either way, he’d really understand you, be sure of it. Even more so, we all know what a bad fucking influence he is so he’d definitely tell you some shit like “oh baby but don’t be afraid to let your anger run free it’s not ok bottling up!!!!” and while he ain’t wrong, NOT controlling your anger issues can end up pretty fucking bad obviously.

- He really has a thing for seeing you angry, that is for sure. But for your own sake he’d eventually try helping you not throw fits by distracting you in any way possible. Sometimes he’d simply grab your face, making you look him in the eye as he’d tell you to calm down in an odd but comforting soft tone. Dio may not be the best at this, but he would actually put some effort for once and do his best at helping you manage your anger. But if we’re speaking about combat, you’re free to run wild of course.

Kars:

- Ok but this man is amazingly good at keeping his cool at all times, and honestly it ain’t even that surprising considering he’s the ultimate lifeform. I mean he really has nothing to worry about in general. That isn’t to say he wouldn’t try helping you tone your impulsiveness down of course.

- He’d be a bit taken aback by just how fiery you can get, but at the same time it would be...strangely alluring? Hell if he knows. But you’d be surprised at how good he is when it comes to actually helping you manage your anger. He’s uncharacteristically softer around you and always watches his mouth, something that he obviously doesn’t do in general. Like ever.

- Just like in Dio’s case, the only time he wouldn’t try helping you chill would be if someone wronged you (or him) and you were basically getting ready to beat their ass. He would see no reason as to actually stop you from doing it since that person was clearly asking for it.

Kira:

- Possibly the calmest out of the villains...like in general. That is, until you step on his toes. We all know what happened with Koichi. But overall, he’s a pretty chill and average guy that would immediately be concerned with just how full of anger you are.

- Honestly it would be amazing at how invested he would be in helping you basically become fucking zen. Like me mans straight up brings out the herbal tea and breathing exercises, that’s how dedicated he is. After all, his biggest wish is to live a peaceful life devoid of any kind of stress. And by deduction that’s what he also wants for you.

- It’s not everyday that he considers having an actual companion, so you bet that he won’t rest until you’d be perfectly at ease. Overtime you’d find that his methods would actually work and at some point his mere presence would be enough to make you instantly chill. Listen his screws may be loose as all fuck but at least he’s a good influence when it comes to this. He makes sure to never outwardly be angry around you either. I mean, he’s mostly passive aggressive if anything. But it’s never directed towards you.

Kakyoin:

- Second best at handling this after Kira. This man is absolutely fucking zen at all times and will help you unwind each time you’d be getting angry again. He’s the kind of person that’s extremely good at helping others relax, it’s as if his presence alone is enough to help people become more comfortable.

- Like this man overall has a calming aura and will most likely be succesful in his attempts at managing your anger issues in no time. Be it by making you some tea, cuddling you plenty or trying to distract you from the matter, Kak will be by your side at all times. Not to mention that he’d be encouraging and reassuring you everytime you’d come down from another episode.

- Overall, a very loving and supportive boi that’s going to eliminate all the stress from your life in a heartbeat. His polite yet gentle smile and warm voice would often be enough to at least help you regulate your breathing when things would get rough again. Sometimes you’d be left wondering about how he is so damn good at all of this, and most importantly, how he manages to do it so effortlessly. All that Kak would say in response would be that he loves you too much and that you deserve the best. He’d confess this while having the fondest most genuine of smiles adorning his features, of course.