#full acess

[alexturntable]

"Hello, maaate!" - Mexican GP Full Access

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

I had the opportunity to make a bunch of penguins watch doctor who yesterday and didn’t, truly one of life’s tragedies

[lolbitbutsus]

Just got back inside after going for our longline walk and playing with the flirtpole

I think he has whent kursplat 💀

[pilgrimagesource]

Diarmute Week Day 3: Sin

"I know you wanna go to heaven but you're human tonight." — Young God, Halsey

[lesbianphan]

literally so bummed out I might cry

[lochiiee]

i hate to be a bitchy curmudgeon but never in my almost ten years of playing roblox did i ever see someone wanting me to PAY TO FINISH A HORROR GAME??? WHERE THEY R GONNA MAKE U BUY MORE FUCKING CHAPTERS IN A CHAPTER-BASED HORROR GAME???

fucking paid dlc for finishing a game on roblox god

[biscoitocraft]

BALDUR'S GATE 3 (more specifically, Gale lore) SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

So this post is basically a question. I saw some people online bashing Gale for not telling Tav he's basically got a magical bomb in his chest until after having sex with them, which y'know, yeah fair, that's a scummy thing to do. But in my playthrough (not even halfway through act 1) after feeding him around 3 or 4 artifacts and they started not having much of an effect on him, he told the party the truth about his condition and his past with Mystra.

So i was wondering, is this one of the differences between early acess vs. the full game? Or did i do something different while trying to romance Gale in my game that made him reveal his backstory so early? (around roughly 20h hours of playtime)

[totentnz]

i dont understand DRYERS why is my laundry MOIST after TWO HOURS of drying

[dearimasu]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[heybrine]

Vanlife Ways Pack Part 2

Heeeeeey! Finaaaaaally part 2 of vanlife is here! An interior pack for your sims motorhomes, including 31 new items! I tried to make a full functional home with this set, so there are RV based bathroom items, kitchen items, and bedding! I was kind overwelmed when I started this part 2, I could have taken so many different options and layouts for motorhomes. I ended up using these as inpirations: inspo 1, inspo 2, inspo 3, inspo 4.

I also tried to make this as modular as possible, so the pieces snatch when possible BUT I do recommend using moveobjects to be sure you can always place things correctly!

Huuuuge shoutout to Ravasheen that made fridges and stoves possible to snatch to counters!I All credits for this goes to her, and her original files are required.

OMG guys, this was a looong way, so sorry for being so late this month!

Anyway I hope you like it, I made it with much love 💛

You can see more info on my patreon here!

If you wish, you can get early acess here!  --- available for everyone 10/20/2024

You can also check part 1 here for "the car" items! Already free for everyone 😊

[alexturntable]

👟| Mexican GP Full Access

[caelumangeli]

Forgotten Realms/BG3

Accumulation of quick and easy reference sheet for muses in different settings Check out my Carrd for more in depth character detail!

Name: Jesse

Age: 27 Gender: Male Race:Half-Elf Sexuality:Bisexual Height: 5'7" Class:Rogue/Warlock Subclass: Thief/--- Occupation: Guild thief/lackey in The Black Watch Guild History: Jesse grew up in the lower city of Baldur's Gate, his mother human while his father was an elf. His father had gotten himself associated with a rather questionable guild, which in the end caused his early death, and forced Jesse to step up in his place. He was around 13 when he lost his father, and was forced by said guild to step up and take his place, learning to and getting in the habit of picking locks, thievery, and occasional arson(though that one's for himself).

Now he is still working for said guild, despite his less than ideal treatment and pay for his doings. Mostly in fear for his mother as she's all he has left, and loves her dearly. Her safety, and security for the two of them was a big reason why he didn't fight against them, despite his mothers pleas. Oftentimes this can include a variety of acts, such as stealing.. anything really, breaking/sneaking in, planting evidence, occasionally it can often involve traveling . Less frequently does it include poisoning or assassinating someone. While he has been part of a group on a mission to do such, he scouted and broke-in, but he had a harder time trying to bring himself to kill someone who wasn't attacking him/putting him in a life or death situation.

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Name: Zelene Strongmoon

Age: 37 Gender: Female Race:Leonin/Human Sexuality:Bisexual Height: 6'7" Class:Barbarian Subclass: Path of Beast Occupation: Pirate Captain. Admiral of The Moonraiders (pirate fleet):3 Self proclaimed Admiral Queen. History: Zelene was exiled from her homeland at the age of 17 after being pinned for the assassination of the tribe's leader, and the attempted assassination of the leader's daughter. After being wrongly exiled, she began traveling on the sea's, soon taking on the life of a pirate.

After 20 years sailing the sea's, she's become a rather well known and feared Pirate, Captain of the Crimson Star, Admiral of the Moonraiders, and 'Queen' of the Trackless Sea. Since being exiled, and knowing she was innocent, without being given proper trial, proper justice, she has been building her strength, her crew, her allies, her artifacts, so that she may return back to her tribe. Back to the island she was exiled from, banished never to step foot or see again. Return, and burn it all to the ground.

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Name: Nita

Age: 267 Gender: Female Race: Fairy Height: 2' Class: Druid Subclass: Spore Druid

History: While not originating in it, Nita spent majority of her life in the Underdark, having befriended Myconids and lived amongst them for generations. She had one myconid sprout who grew fond of her, and once they grew large enough joined her in her journeys and adventures in the underdark, often influencing her to leave a good, positive mark, even if she would care not to. This Myconid spent their entire life with Nita, becoming one of her closest companions, even amongst the Myconids. When it was time for them to pass on, and spread their spores, instead of spreading and creating a new bundle of life, they went to Nita, and while she isn't sure how or what happened to cause it, they had fused with her. They are what made her a Spore druid. Now, she is enver really alone, as she has not her old friend anymore.. but a variety of new ones, which feel warm and familiar to her. Comforting. They whisper and tell her the secrets of the spores. They sing her their song so that she may call upon them for assistance and power. They protect her, influence her, care for her. They are seperate. They are their own beings, yet they are also part of her, they are her.

[embersofstardust]

I was forced to switch from my electric built into rent to paying for it separately and it's been two months and they haven't billed me at all and I'm getting NERVOUS 😬😬

[yakichoufd]

I'm going to start posting my comic Hot for Scott, the story is heavily inspired by this amazing fic so go read it! If you like my art and wanna support me, you can have early access and explicit exclusive pages on my patreon (it is a smut comic, so I won't be able to post most of the pages on tumblr). It is thanks to all my patrons that I can draw this amount of art, so any contribution is very very much appreciated <3 Since this comic is inspired by a fic and I do not like making patreon exclusive content out of fic inspiration/fanarts, I will post the full comic on my AO3 once it will be completed (it is 40 pages long, so it might take multiple months to finish it). I can only work on it if I've patrons interested by it, so it is a bit of a tricky situation haha! Only two tiers have acess to it (zinnia and rose). If I've enough interest there, I'll upload weekly! There is already more pages posted there as well! I hope you will enjoy this very silly, horny and chaotic comic! I had a lot of fun writing it!!

[redcherrykook]

ִֶָ── ࣪ ִֶָ🦇་༘࿐ Kinktober D14- thigh job/ humping

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content: thigh riding, bulge dry humping, praise, jk cums in his boxers, she cums on his boxers too, fingers in mouth, "doll, babydoll", very sweet and romantic lowkey, kissing

note from cherry: i wanna ride his thighs so bad (sorry for typos it's late)

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"you're my pretty girl" sweetly one of his hands comes up to stroke the smooth skin of your full cheek, caressing your jaw with the pad of his thumb

Leaning down, his decorated arm is wrapped around your waist protectively, pulling you close to the comfort place you have on his thick, muscular thigh

"my pretty doll, such a little treasure i have here" now in a luring whisper on your lips, he ghosts over them, barely- just softly grazing them, watching the shy smile creep up upon your face

"aren't you so sweet?" the touches of your warm, loving hands trace up his well build shoulders, stopping at the curve of his neck

"You're the sweet one" you tell him, bringing the joy to his face with an instant, a gentle smile plastered on the same lips he presses to yours in the same heartbeat, moving them amongst yours like you're fragile - breakable

"hmm.. cute" he mumbles, grazing your lips with his tongue, wishing to be granted entry,

you give it to him, parting your lips just enough for him to push his tongue in, engaging it with yours,

The heated kiss ends with his deep groan, aware of how your back arches forward to him, pressing your body an inch closer

his grip tightens, pushing you forward

"that feel good babydoll?" tiny mutters disappear into your skin, leaving his butterfly kisses down your neck,

you give in to his touch with a growing need, tilting your head for better acess,

you giggle a little- embarrassed that he caught on, rolling your hips against his firm thigh

you can feel him smile against your skin, his tattooed arm unwraps around you, the hand on your face also leaves your skin, instead, he helps your desperate little humps,

"i asked you somethin' " he says, his tone as playful as his hasty little pecks, all the way up your neck to your jaw

" 's really good" shyly whispering, you can't stop giving into the friction, the contact of your core with his muscle way too good to stop,

"yeah? this too?" his muscle flexes, increasing the hardness just when you make contact again, causing you to nod and moan out his name

He does it a few more times, the bulge in his pants straining inside his jeans, begging for friction, the sounds from your sweet, high voice filling his ears,

"kook, want more please"

he smiles, pressing a kiss to your cheek

"anything for my pretty doll"

you rid yourself of your bottoms, letting him take a look at your glistening cunt, arms wrapped back around his neck when you're done, strangely- an embarrassed blush paints your face

he bites his lip briefly, pulling his jeans just below his hips. The tip of his stiff, leaking cock peeking out from his black calvin's

Jungkook sits your down on his bulge, feeling your arousal wetting his boxes,

"that's so nice isn't it? so good on top of me"

you lean your forhead to his, the intimacy building rapidly- feeling his hot breath on your face, looking down at your joined bodies, meeting his leaking tip with your swollen clit

he hums, running his hands up your sides, the trail of slick along his boxers only getting deeper, gentle rolls of your hips getting messier- sloppier

"you're so hard baby- feels so fucking good"

"language babydoll" he chuckles, pecking your jaw,

your eyes roll playfully, pecking his nose just like he did for your jaw, before letting out a shaky sigh

he smiles, engulfing your lips in a sloppy, hasty kiss, mumbling sweet nothings into your mouth

"Mhmm.. so close" he parts from you, groaning and dropping his head to your small shoulder, savoring the intimate moment while his orgasms keeps building

"g'nna cum kook" you say, chasing after the friction on your clit, stimulated by how hus cock twitches- how wet and soft the fabric underneath you is

he pants, pecking your lips while letting himself go fully- cum running down the side is his tip, boxers soaking in your combined fluids

you stop too, the pleasure takes over, washing over your body- one of your shaky hands caresses his nuzzled head, whispering moans into his hair

heat rising to your face, the wet patch beneath you feels a bit uncomfortable now, so you shift off, sitting back on his now bare thigh- all of his body tenses, lifting his head from your shoulder

you expect him to talk to you, but he doesn't ,

he stares at you, lets his hands trail up to your cheek, cupping it with his palms on either side of your flushed cheeks,

his eyes stay on yours for what feels like an eternity, slowly- almost going unnoticed he flicks them down to your lips, then back up,

"I love you so much" jungkook whispers, letting your forhead rest on his once more

[shroomdreams]

graargagrggegagaga sharingbmy brainrot about dilf!childe because this mf has me in a chokehold!!! ( tagging @q1ngqve since she's the one who planted dilf!childe in my brain )

i wrote all of this in my notes app thats how unhinged this got

cw: childe being mean, degradation, rough s/ex, p in v, creampie, afab!reader, mating press, fingering, dilf!childe, implied age gap (childe is in his early 40s in this one), power dynamics (you're his personal maid), usage of petnames

imagine being hired as his personal maid. your tasks are relatively simple: keep his home clean, cook him meals, keep track of his letters, do the laundry, so on and so forth. childe's family immediately took a liking to you, as you're an agreeable, hardworking lady. they treat you like their own instead of just being childe's maid. childe however seems entirely indifferent, if amicable to you- he is in no means a bad boss! he just has his duties to attend to, so he can't afford to spend that much time with you. you personally don't mind since it means he can't be around to witness just how much of a lovestruck fool you are when it comes to all things childe.

what you don't realize is that childe thinks about you ever since he hired you as a maid. he fantasizes about how he would take you for himself, how he might tear off that uniform of yours so he can have full acess to your body. childe swears that one day he'll have you warming his bed, he just needs to hold out for just a little bit longer...

one day, while childe is out on business, you happen upon one of his shirts. though you're supposed to wash it for childe to wear later, you can't help but hold it close to you, inhaling the master's scent. it wouldn't hurt to indulge just for once, right? and the lord harbinger wouldn't be back for a while- you can wash off the evidence later. so you find yourself on childe's bed, reaching between your legs while burying your face in his shirt, pretending that he's the one playing with your clit.

meanwhile, childe makes it home earlier than scheduled- he's an experienced man after all. but something is amiss, where is his cute little maid? that's when he hears noises coming from his bedroom, noises that sound suspiciously like his maid. he stays silent as he peers inside, watching as you pleasure yourself while holding onto his shirt. childe restrains himself from kicking open the door and ramming himself into your cunt- he has to punish you first.

you don't realize what's happening at first. one moment you were busy pleasuring yourself, next you find your hands tied above your head with childe's shirt. he sinisterly grins. "so this is what you've been doing while i was gone? such insolence. to think my maid has the guts to do such a lewd act." you cry out as he plunges his fingers in your leaking hole, moaning as he easily bullies your sweet spot.

"such a naughty thing- you're already soaked. you missed your master this much?" childe cooed into your ear, letting out breathy chuckles as he kept pumping his fingers, gathering your slick. but he doesn't let you cum just yet, pulling out his fingers. you gasp, panting as you feel your release dying down while childe rubs your slick between his fingers before hovering them near your mouth. "open wide." your mouth obediently falls open, moaning when childe forces you to taste yourself, sucking on his fingers.

"good, you can still follow instructions. if you'll be good, i'll make you cum. can you promise me that, sweetie?" childe hums, though he keeps his fingers inside your mouth. you can only moan in response. he smiles, removing his fingers. there was barely a moment of respite before childe places his hand at the back of your head, pulling you in for a kiss.

his lips barely relent in their attack, not allowing for a breath of air as he forced his tongue inside, groaning when he felt your own entangling with his. meanwhile, his hands waste no time, unbuckling his belt and pulling down his pants. your breath hitches when you feel his cock sliding between your wet folds, whimpering when his tip catches your clit.

"m-master-"

"none of that, sweetie," childe shushes, pushing your thighs to your chest, fulling exposing your throbbing cunt for him to admire. he feels himself salivate, both at the sensation of your warmth slicking up his shaft and at your lewd expression.

he leans down, laving your neck in kisses as he positions the tip of his dick to your entrance. you gasp, feeling childe slowly rolling his hips and pushing the tip inside. "call me childe. if you can do that- mph- i'll make you cum. can you do that, angel?"

you didn't have enough time to respond before you felt the tip of childe's cock enter your cunny, crying out as you thrashed about. "childe! ah!" you were so wet childe didn't have much trouble in stuffing the rest of his rod inside you, groaning as he felt your warmth pulse and squeeze around him until he bottoms out. he pants, nearly cumming on the spot.

"chiiilde- oh! it's too much..." you whimpered, your body quivering as he rolled his hips, stirring your insides with ease. you sobbed as he drew back, his cock dragging against your sensitive walls before thrusting back in, hitting your pleasure spots with ease. "childe!"

"there you go, you're being such a good little girl for me!" childe shakily laughs, pinching your cheeks as he drew his hips back again, grinning when you yelped as he slammed his hips into yours. his dull, sapphire eyes seem to sparkle when he feels your cunt pulsing around him, groaning as he ground himself deep inside. "hah- i can feel you trying to milk me down there. you've been waiting for this for a long time, haven't you?" childe asks, his voice oozing with condescension as he began a quick pace, his hips smacking against yours as your pussy gushes around his cock.

your moans are like a sweet symphony to his ears as you loop your arms around his neck, shrieking when he pulled his hips back all the way before plunging deep inside. "shit-" childe rasped, as he felt your hole tighten around his cock. tears fill your eyes, crying out his name as your legs trembled from the stimulation.

"did you just cum from that?" you tried to shake your head no, but it isn't long before childe began brutally thrusting in and out of your sensitive cunt. you don't hear the lewd moans and screams coming out from your mouth, drool and tears mingling together as childe keeps pace, driving his cock deep as he groans.

"you- hng! you little minx! you planned this all along, didn't you? ugh-" childe gasped out, his member throbbing as he dutifully rubs the walls of your cunt, reaching down to rub tight circles on your clit. you cry out in alarm, feeling another orgasm fast approaching. "lusting after an older man- how delightfully lewd. haah-" a mad grin graces his features as he starts chasing his high. "maybe i should keep you all to myself and make you my personal cocksleeve! you'd like that, don't you sweetie?"

you don't hear yourself agreeing with childe, mind numb and focusing only on how deep his cock is. his thrusts become even rougher and sloppy, before childe lets out a large groan as he ground his hips super close to yours, shooting his cum deep inside. you come at the same time, wailing as your pussy milked his dick, tears streaming down your face.

childe huffs, pumping his hips a few times before reluctantly removing himself from your cunt, his chest rising and falling as he watches his seed leak from your hole. meanwhile you lay against the bed with a blissed out expression, trying to steady your breathing. you almost flinch when childe leans in and presses a kiss to your cheek, wiping away your tears. "good girl~" he purred, brushing the hair from your sticky, sweat covered face. you sniffle, leaning into the palm of his hand. "i can't believe how lucky i am to have you." childe tugs on the sleeves of his shirt, finally freeing your hands from their prison. "stay here, sweetie. i'll draw up a bath for you."

a few minutes later, you find yourself on the sharing a bath with childe. he hums a snezhnayan children's lullaby as he cleans you, scrubbing your back with a sponge. it's a little strange to be receiving such tender treatment from childe, especially since you are supposed to be the one cleaning him. still, you can't complain, especially when childe kisses you as he lifts you from the bath since you can't exactly walk well after your little session.

"sweetie, how about i give you a promotion?" childe asks, looking into your eyes. "my family likes you a lot, you know. don't you think it'd be a wonderful idea to join them for real?" you look at him with wide eyes, cheeks turning pink.

"you mean...?"

childe chuckles. "you're such a cute little thing, angel. what do you say?"

you immediately say yes, leaning up to kiss childe on the lips, giggling when you feel the stubble on his chin scratch against your face.

a day later, childe sends out a few notices that he's receiving interviews for a new housekeeper while you sit in his lap, kissing his neck and breathing in his cologne. in the end, childe did get you to warm his bed. :)