#fucking theater kid

[wilsons-divorce-papers]

one of my favorite things in Malevolent

John: *describing horrors beyond comprehension in vivid detail*

Arthur: “John, come on. We have to-”

John: “But Arthur…” *describes things in MORE detail*

[ossiethegreat]

killer being a stupid ugly theater kid

Color belongs to superyoumna

Killer belongs to rahafwabas

[o-vera-nalyzing]

junior year is my favorite season of fantasy high yet cause it really showcases the fact that the bad kids act exactly how a group of six comedians would act if they somehow got really popular in high school

[miabrown007]

Félix: kidnapping is a love language Kagami: you have no social skills, idiot

*two weeks later*

Félix: okay, so when Marinette's at her most vulnerable, I'll gaslight her into thinking I'm her boyfriend, so she'll follow me into an abandoned building where we can put her in an altered mental state and present to her my family's life story in the imaginable most cryptic play of theater she has ever seen, which will reveal to her our horrible secret and the fact that her abusive father-in-law is also her arch-nemesis Kagami: you're so big brained, bae 🥰

[witchofthesouls]

Consider

Makeshift (or other shifters) sometimes standing in for Megatron If he needs to be somewhere else but his presence is needed or something he can use the Shifter-

Tarn:*appears* My Lord!

Makeshift:*stoic facade but inside pinging Soundwave desperately* Tarn.

Unless Tarn unespectedly coming (or expectly and Megs peaced out on purpose) so Tarn either instantly figuring out or Shift having to undure Tarn usual.. Tarness

Anon, let me level it up, Tarn does know.

Lord Megatron's #1 Fanboy knows an imposter in front of him and that it's Makeshift due to his own sigma ability. However, Tarn thinks it's a production; a play to ensure the image of Megatron is constantly on the throne, so-

Cue these two numbskulls performing a comedy of errors, Decepticon-style, since there’s no defusing the situations as Tarn and Makeshift attempt to give each other a way out so they can leave the stage but neither of them are picking up those signs as they're both acting on different scripts.

[skyshipper]

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY - MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY (1977-1983)

[thebrainofmae]

“A celebration throughout Oz that’s all to do with me,” may be the meanest, saddest line ever written.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

rewatching this over and over again.. mainly bcs tarn makes soundwave into a manlet but also bcs it's hilarious

[mamawasatesttube]

everyone should read steel (1994) because not only is john henry irons there but also he has some incredibly homoerotic moments with a man whose entire character concept is that he's from a family of incredible superspies but he was like "no dad... that was your dream!" and ran away to join the theater.

[joenhead]

Being me is amazing because I get an amazing 2 hour episode filled with epic combat, heartfelt moments, and really funny bits

…but my brain just really honed in on those last five minutes of solbin interaction in which Murph ingrained the visual of Albin holding Sol and periodically shaking him.

[anobsessedchocolatechip]

no in all seriousness my roman empire is the fact that phantom of the opera actually closed on broadway. like some motherfucker actually did that 😭

[ethan-acfan]

Considering everyone is calling Elon and Trump boyfriends or husband's, I really REALLY hope that sometime in the FARFARFAR future, historians will assume Elon and Trump were having an affair and it will go into history books and at parties some history need will say "oh, funfact they actually weren't dating just everyone hated them so much so that rumor got spread around" and everyone else will laugh at them and point out all of the evidence pointing to them being together and they will also be explicitly together in the shitty musical created around the era

[blackbatest]

Talia, pushing Jason into the Lazarus Pit: I can fix him (Bruce) by fixing him (Jason)

[remuslupy]

one blaze of glory!!!!!!!!!

wolfstar as a part of an ongoing theater kid au me and @meandmrpopularity have been obsessively chewing on for the past week like a cat on a catnip toy

[roshambo05]

Spoilers for MHA Season 6

Okay I just. I need to talk about this for a sec.

So as someone who dyes their hair frequently, that shit does not come out in a single wash. That shit stays in. And depending on the color, even after most of it is out, it stains. So I am gonna call BULLSHIT on this motherfucker.

That is NOT HOW HAIR DYE WORKS AND YOU KNOW IT, MY GOOD SIR. A single water bottle isn't gonna do shit. Which means this dramatic bitch went and bleached his hair, dyed it white again, and put in tEMPORARY WATER-SOLUBLE BLACK DYE just for the purpose of this reveal. This motherfucker.

AND. And. Let's not forget that the PLF didn't know the heroes would be attacking. So this MOTHERFUCKING DRAMATIC ASS PIECE OF SHIT has had a daily routine of putting in temporary black dye and shoving a water bottle in his pocket every morning presumably since he got that DNA test for the SOUL PURPOSE of being a dramatic little FUCK and having this big reveal once he found the right moment.

Dabi. Touya. Mr. McNugget. YOU FUCKING DRAMA QUEEN.

"Ugh I'm thirsty."

"Dabi you've had a water bottle in your pocket this whole time."

"Um, excuse you, but that is for the ✨performance✨."

[nathaniels-diary]

born to say "dont bring your 5 year old children into a 3 hour movie you stupid cunt obviously they will get bored and annoy everyone else in the cinema" forced to say "yeah the wicked movie was extremly long i am sorry that your kid couldnt sit still and thats why you dislike the movie"