#fucking racist ass country i swear

[tododeku-or-bust]

Because has "white power" or any other actual racist, antisemitic, white supremacist slogan ever gone through what "river to the sea" just went though? Curious. Because we all know that the US government does NOT actually care about its Jewish populace. Crazy how I keep talking about the white right of comfort because it keeps applying.

[siffrins-therapist]

🦄unihorns4salenotscam follow

can the nation-people rpf shippers STOP posting their headcanons and fic in the main tag????? People use the main tag for REAL information and news about the reps!

🚬fruityfag follow

says the person wiht a link to their scotnor fics in their pinned

🦄unihorns4salenotscam follow

did I say anything about NOT writing nation-people rpf AT ALL?? No?? I said to keep it out of the 👏MAIN👏 TAG. piss on the poor ass website I swear.

🌋hallgrimskirkjafucksnotredame follow

Yo guys? I think one of the nation-people found this post. Mr France literally posted this an hour ago:

🥑anavocadothaaaaaaaanks follow

NOT EVEN A THOUSAND NOTES??? I FEEL LIKE I'VE SEEN THIS EVERYWHERE

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🧭lostwanderer69

Hey uh........... did anyone tell the US rep that those panera bred lemonades are hella caffeinated??

🧟zombie--davie

how. how many did he drink?

🐗40to50wildhogs follow

He's literally immortal he's fine.

🦬alfredfjoneshater follow

FUCKING 12????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

👻givemeblueflowers follow

He was in the middle of drinking lemonade 13 when he kicked the bucket. Some tiktoker was recording him on a Live

👑lotrmonarchist

apparently he was with m. Denmark. who. kept drinking more lemonades until the manager cut him off...

🥀valentinorose follow

P sure dude said once he ate hellebore like salad. Not surprised.

👑lotrmonarchist

i thought he only said that to make historians leave him alone

🧭lostwanderer69

No no, I believe it

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🪆theinn3rm3

OK. Let's settle this.

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🎪thenightcircusstolemylunchmoney follow

🏴stopdraininmeswamp-deactivated

Anyone else notice he does this when some senator or w/e pisses him off?

🏒ruscanhockeyrpf follow

the fbi got him

#war thunder #nation people bs

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❄️snowmiserbottomsurgery follow

not the swifties acting racist af after mr. korea called taylor "that one a-pop artist" 💀💀💀

❄️snowmiserbottomsurgery follow

me looking at the notes ONE FUCKING HOUR after i hit post:

🧟‍♀️realzombiedavie

I'm convinced tswifts has mind control powers like how england sees fairies or miss belarus sees ghosts

🥐iaminlepain follow

Everyone needs to stop spreading around that the nation people have magic powers it's been proven again and again that it's fake.

☕blackcoffeegayweexist follow

realzombiedavie why'd you use an honorific for Miss Belarus but not Mr. England?

🧟‍♀️realzombiedavie

Cuz I actually respect Miss Belarus lmao

#RIP to OPs notes #turning off my asks in case england stans come after me again

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📰nationrep-rpf-confessions follow

Dear god wtf is up with all the colonizer/colony (or ex-colony) ships lately??! I know RPF is already a gray area morally, but can we at least not be gross about it?!

✂️ausprutoxicyuriscissoring

This is some of the most low effort bait I've ever seen.

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📎cl1ppyrev1val follow

Thanks for using my correct pronouns tho ig?

📍geoguessr-lowscore follow

the "schrodinger's country person" is sending me

🗡️teutonicsword follow

#negative tag #nation people mention #doesn't op write liechtenstein x reader? why's anon salty about the pruliech?

if anon's the person i'm thinking of, they selfship with Miss Liechtenstein and harrass anyone else that selfships with her or ships her with another cuntry-person

#oh god i'm p sure i know who anon is #hasn't staff termed them like 6 times? #how many accounts have they made?

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@ everyone asking me for the link here it is enjoy.

[deaddee-anime-brownfanlady]

I swear some of the people on this hellsite, especially from these so-called supposed "Leftists " or so-called " Activists," who want to act like they are allies for the oppressed and marginalized seems to be so super fine with literally letting an racist bigoted unhinged and highly unsabtle convicted criminal rapist take back the White House again.

Some of ya'll on this site truly be showcasing just how fake-ass and full of complete bullshit some of ya'll are in terms of " Activism " if you are fine and okay with America losing full Democracy in this upcoming election and as well as throwing many vulnerable groups and minorities within the country under the bus because it's convenient for you to do so.

Then please don't fucking call yourself a ally or activists of any kind if you're fine with letting democracy die and Fucking over so many people within this country due to some stupid moral purity shit or wanting everything to go to hell because ya'll idiots think it will bring about your so-called " GlorioUs RevoluTion ."

Seriously, as I said before, some of the people on this site really be showcasing just how much they seem to want the world to actually go to hell instead of taking real effort and effect to work to get shit done and take steps to make real changes within the Government possible.

These morons just show how unserious they are when it comes to politics and matters that affect actual people lives, but still wanna act like they are " GOOD ActiviSTS " and still be going on their usual anti-voting rhetoric bullshit, while still pretending to give a shit about minorities rights all while showing how alright they are with the growing could be possibility of America turning into a Christto-Fascist authoritarian nation by a unsabtle convicted rapist and his VP pick who are still out here spreading awful racist rhetoric against Haitians immigrants.

As said before, seriously Fuck these phony performative fake-ass bastards.

[mar3ggiata]

professional help, c4. The waltz of the Snowflakes.

simon riley x original character.

trigger warnings: violence, sexual assault, mentions of rape, trauma, sexual themes, swearing, use of alcohol and drugs.

song to listen to when reading this: Harden my heart, Quarterflash.

abstract: he can get fucked, and his captain too. it's Jude if you haven't noticed. I have nothing more to add really, he's an ass and I'm not getting paid enough to deal with this shit, see ya. also, forgive me for the swearing it's a real problem I know!!

Well. That didn't exactly go to plan. Simon Whatever, what the fuck is your problem? She called a friend while driving home. 'Salvo, io gli volevo mettere le mani addosso, stu scemu…’ She was going over the speed limit, holding her phone with one hand. ‘Una merda Salvo, mi hanno mandato via come una cretina, son andata, ho parlato, mi ha detto non si puoi fare guagliù, chi cazz si pe me dicr chell c’agg fa oh!’

Now, to all my readers, I will translate. Jude speaks dialect when she's mad, bare with her. Her voice usually drooped an octave when she spoke it to accommodate the guttural and rough sounds of her language. Swear words that would make your racist grandad cry. She was calling Salvatore, she met him in 2021, he was currently deployed in South Korea. She told him she wanted to hit him, she said, they sent me away without hearing me out, they said what you're suggesting can't be done. 'Scusa, cosa hai proposto tu?' She loved Salvo, he was so understanding, he could read her mind. It was refreshing, when she found out he was from the same country as her. Speaking a bit of Italian with him was a break from all the English, the accents and the words she didn't know how to pronounce. 'Cosa ho detto, ho proposto che lo seguissero, anche grazie al cazzo vorrei dire… ( I refuse to translate all the swearing, Jude.) Questi vogliono aspettare e non fare nulla, però mi fanno perdere tempo con ste cazz'e riunioni!' (This means, 'I told them to follow him, obviously. They don't want to do anything, they want to wait and see, and yet they make me go out of my way for these fucking meetings.')

Salvo tried to reassure her that it wasn't really her problem, to which she replied, Arash was her patient. He asked her about the captain, she commented he stood there, watched her argue with his guard dog Lieutenant without saying a word. Coward, she called him. Who's the Lieutenant, he then asked. She told him, maybe she messed up the name a bit, but he seemed to recognise him. 'No, veramente?' He asked. 'Il Fantasma'. That made sense, you know, the mask an all. He told her he was quite famous for his mask and his story, which he didn't fully know. Lots of trauma I think, you could work with him. She parked her car in front of the dance school and got her bag. 'Non me ne fott, possono fare quello che vogliono, non sono io che ci rimetto. Lui nu strunz, fammi dire…' She explained she didn't care anymore and that they could do whatever they wanted. He was a dick, that's what she added, probably referring to the famous Lieutenant.

The girls could sense she wasn't having the best day and didn't want to mess with her. They stood quiet and avoided their usual chatting. They did warm up, barre and some center, she sent them off early. 'Miss Alba, we're gonna start rehearsals soon? For the Nutcracker.' It was Luna that spoke. She almost forgot. 'Yes girls next time.' Shit.

The Waltz of the Snowflakes. That's what she was gonna have to teach them. The owner of the school was crazy, the piece was way too difficult for her class. She didn't have time or strength to explain the piece was not meant for girls that young, she would have to simplify it. She put on a video on her laptop, trying to remember the best she could the original piece. She stripped of her leg warmers and her black shrug. Her mind kept wandering off the meeting with Price, not letting her concentrate. She was mad. Not because she didn’t get her way, they were the ones dying in the Middle East, not her. But because it was fucking humiliating. As a woman as well, you know. Maybe she made a mistake, going in there looking all pretty. But again, why would she sacrifice herself just to earn some basic respect? After she failed her pirouettes for the third time, she decided it was time to go home. She would talk to Arash and, if needed, follow him on her own.

notes: Since this is a shorter chapter (I've been incredibly busy with uni and work), here are some details about Jude:

height: 5’2’’ - eye colour: green - hair colour: blonde

traits: mole on her cheek, slightly crooked nose. mole on her right butt cheek, scar on her knee. at least 30 smaller moles all over her body. small boobie queen.

if she was a colour: dark blue

if she was an animal: killer whale

if she was a place: a forest

if she was a food: spicy pho - motto: for the plot

favourite position in bed: on top/doggy

favourite part of her body: eyebrows, hips

what she looks for in boys: loyalty, someone stable, good manners, honesty.

tattoos: big flower on her back, her grandmas house on ribcage with ivy on it, lavander flower between breasts, dagger on right arm, wine glass and whisky sour ingredients. nike (goddess of victory) statue on left arm, goth looking stars and white ferrari doodle. oui, non written on both knees. heaven written on ankle made with stick and poke needle.

loves to talk about: time, space, her dog, humanity, world wars, greek mythology, vegan recipes, life after death.

do not talk about: her family, weight, fire, not being the best in school and at work.

she would like to: try hotpot, paint pottery, start a podcast, go on more hikes, visit thailand, get another dog, attend a wedding.

she will never: have kids, get married, go to australia, go skiing again after she fell, have plastic surgery, drink beer.

if you’d like to know more stuff about her let me know!!

notes: Salvatore, Salvo for short, is a common southern Italy male name. Salvatore means 'the saviour', Salvo means 'safe'. Full translation of the speech: 'Salvo, I wanted to hit him, this fucker. It went to shit Salvo, they sent me away like I was stupid, I went there I told them what I thought, he said we can't do that, who the hell are you to tell me what I can and cannot do?' 'Sorry, what did you say to them?' 'I told them to follow him, obviously. They don't want to do anything, they want to wait and see, and yet they make me go out of my way for these fucking meetings.'

'No, veramente? Il Fantasma' means 'no, seriously? The Ghost.'

notes: if you want to hear what the dialect sounds like you can hear it in the tv series 'Gomorra' on YouTube.

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[luvtonique]

It happened again

Someone told me they don't believe I grew up in LA.

I am fucking baffled, man. Literally gave the exact address of my old house, the Elementary and Highschool I went to, the mall I used to ride my bike to, the bike trail I used to ride my bike on, and even pointed out the highway where I rode my bigwheel and had a cop following me because he saw a 6 year old kid riding a bigwheel by himself and was like "Where are your parents" and I went "I'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and he went "Good kid" and just followed me home instead of making me get in his car to make sure I was safe cause my mom was looking for me and called the cops.

And he said "You could have just googled those."

How the fuck is "I grew up in Los Angeles" so hard to fucking believe do you know how goddamn high the population is in LA? In 1990 (I was born in 88) the population of Los Angeles was 3.485 million.

That's 1.3% of the entire population of the united states, which may seem like a small number but that's fucking enormous. Consider that there are 50 states and 19,000 some odd cities, and 1.3% of the entire population of the country was in Los Angeles alone.

According to a quick google, 46% of LA in 1990 was white people, too. So that means there were roughly 1,603,100 white people in LA in 1990.

BUT ACCORDING TO FUCKING ACTUAL RETARDS ON THE FUCKING INTERNET WHO REFUSE TO BELIEVE WHITE PEOPLE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE GROWN UP IN LA

IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR MY WHITE ASS TO HAVE BEEN BORN IN A HOSPITAL IN BELLFLOWER AND GROWN UP ON GODDAMN PONDEROSA STREET.

IMPOSSIBLE.

THERE'S NO WAY JAY GREW UP IN LA STANDING ON DAVION'S PORCH WITH HIS HOMEBOYS DAVION, JULIAN AND SMALLS LISTENING TO BUSTA RHYMES WOO HAW WOO HAW GOTCHU ALL IN CHECK I GOT THAT HEADBANG SHIT THAT MAKE YOU BREAK YA NECK.

HE'S WHITE.

WHITE BOYS DON'T EVER COME FROM LA.

I swear to God, the argument power of you fucking morons on the internet is just putting your fingers in your ears and going "La la la la I can't hear you" and then blocking the person you're arguing with and going to your comfort group Discord to tell your friends you were just attacked by a racist or a transphobe, and it's infuriating. You are the most insufferable people on this planet and you contribute nothing to society you TikTok snorting OnlyFans model wannabe pieces of shit. You will continue to push people away, cover your ears, and block people until you die cold and alone with not a single person who ever truly loved or respected you because you are completely meaningless and live only to leave a layer of scum in your wake that helps your bitch slug-ass move across terrain.

It baffles me every single day that I, an actually retarded person, my brother, an actually retarded person, and multiple of my actually retarded friends have the basic brain functions capable of understanding that "I grew up in LA" is not a contentious or hard to believe statement.

But these people on the internet, these scumsucking stupid fucking morons who constantly rant and rave about how stupid their opponents are, are dumber than actual retards. That is baffling. I don't know how we got where we are as a society.

I hear people say "Idiocracy is real now"

This is so much worse than Idiocracy man.

[sluttygirly]

A lil about me

Hiiii, I'm an 18 year old girl in love with men and women older than me. Born to be a slut, forced to live in a conservative country 💔

☆ Also, as of right now, I do not send or post pictures of myself. I might post a tit pic or two, but that's it. I'm not that confident in my body and I need to lose a lot of weight before I might consider posting myself.

My kinks ⋆𐙚���

I have a lot of taboo and extreme kinks unfortunately, Daddy issues fuck up a girl lol. I don't think I can summarise my kinks into one single list, I'm way too messed up to have a normal or a short kink list. Some of my main kinks are:

Pro patriarchy

Pro misogyny

trad wife kink

daddy/Mommy kinks

Breastfeeding kink

humiliation/ degradation

A lil bit of bdsm

CNC

Cuck queen/cake

Raceplay (bleached only 🤍)

Knife and gun kink

Facesitting

Lesbian/bisexual

Dumbification

Monsters

I have so many more, but these are enough for now. All of these are fantasy (I think hehe). Just a fyi, I dip my toes in both waters—women and men both. I can't help being such a slut, i swear it's not my fault. Also, please don't be an ass, I can't handle that. I lean more into traditional gender roles for fantasy and therefore, I believe men need to be soft as well. I don't know if I'm making sense because little girls like me tend to not make sense, but I just want softness as well. Ofc I believe men are superior and have the rights over our body, but still I need men and women to be both soft and mean to me. I'm sorry if this is incoherent, I'm just a girl.

THINGS THAT I AM NOT INTO AND THIS IS LIKE MY BIGGEST ICKS AND IM SO SERIOUS ABOUT THEM

Scat

Puke/vomit etc

Beating/physical abuse

Feedeerism or any romanticism of obesity/overweight

Fat or body shaming

No after care (that'll just break my tiny lil heart)

Raceplay that isn't bleached

Pedophiles/Actual Racists/Actual Misogynists

Too much strictness or just straight up harassment

Dick pics

Stalking

This entire blog is a fantasy. None of the things depicted here are real. This is an 18+ blog minors do not interact in any way or you will be reported and blocked. Older men and women pls do interact ♡

[zephtheduck]

Stuff I've heard at school: Part 14

I'm a neo-nazi now. I'm the first black nazi.

Obama?! Somebody killed Obama?!

You look-you drank like, cumshot water! (bc the school water in his bottle was murky and kinda white)

Penguins and sex. That's what's happening.

Meemaw?! You think Meemaw serves cunt?!

My friends are starting a petition to put me down.

P1: "I want your kids"

P2: "sorry I don't share my food"

Your racist towards the ender dragon!

I'm sure anyone would be turned off if you finger their bellybutton

Mathew! stop fingering their hole! Don't finger his nipples!

P1: "ooh spoiler"

P2: "how do I spoil homelessness??"

P1: You liking your nuts?

P2: "I love my nuts everyday"

What do you mean 'that's what they want us to think'?? Are you telling me Walt Disneys death is a conspiracy??

That's very straight of you, Grey.

Coming from a straight man, that's the only thing he's allowed to say

My autistic romance

Are you…a radish

Why do you have Edward Cullen ai pictures

Edward Cullen dressed up as Patrick with SpongeBob

Are snakes just sperm worms?

P1: Then what gives you rights?

P2: "I'm a white colonizer"

[coy] Oh nooo, don't colonize me, you're so sexy, ahaha

Honestly, Dutchie sounds like a slur.

P1: Go back to your country!

P2: "telling a white person to go back to their own country is crazyyy"

Your EYEBROWS are dead??

No please don't finger my computer

Oh my god it's unicorn sperm

I don't think you want to fuck pigs

I swear to god someone came in the water tank

Did you just say you nutted in a kindergartener?!

+ "no he said he nutted in a bag of jellybeans and gave it to a kindergartener"

You have a butthole with lipgloss on it lol

P1: "Oh yeah lemme just pull a tablet out of my ass to play cookie run kingdom"

P2: "Why do you have a tablet up your ass"

[struggling to eat shawarma] "i imagine this is what sucking dick is like"

Well sue me for forgetting that you don't have an organic dick

How long is 20cm?

P1: "12:00 dosn't seem like a real time"

P2: "YOU don't seem like a real time"

Yes Lycan, we know you're Lycan.

AHH boobs! [fearful]

I am 637 words into this vore

YOU'RE a xylophone

[seraphdreams]

unrelated to anything but i got jumped by a bunch of racist freaks on twitter today for pointing out the fact that the west helps ukraine but coddles isntreal when they're the aggressors 😭😭 like how can y'all not see the double standards?? so now they stripped me of my ukrainian status as someone who was born and raised there but migrated later lmao. i'm "anti-white american scum" now apparently 😭😭💀 can't make any of this shit up, i swear.... twitter users are smth else....

people are so fucking far up their own asses, it’s insane. it’s white supremacy, it all boils down to that. i’m so sick of this country no one understands. i want it to fall.

[skandaali]

To the post that you posted about someone saying that F1 never posted about the Abuse Lewis gets lives under a rock I swear.

I had a argument with someone saying that the Abuse Yuki, Zhou and Alex got should get the same attention as Lewis since those 3 are POCs, I remember seeing that Mattia called Yuki, Yuki Tsunami where was that Anger 🤨, what about when people mistook Alex for GP and they was giving him death threats and racist abuse, and Nicholas Latifi he had to have security at Winter Wonderland because of LH fans after 21 like I’m sorry where are the statements.

The Abuse Carlos gets from Charles fans, Max with Checo fans, Max with Lewis fans, I’m sorry but it’s time F1 start making statements for each driver because I can see it getting worse, I mean the Checo fans threatening max saying wait till you come to Mexico, like I’m sorry but this is over 1 race and Checo said he didn’t want to pass Max on team orders and even if max let him by Checo wouldn’t be second last year he’d still be 3rd.

It’s Ridiculous that these drivers get Abuse, Racist threats, Death threats and only one driver they say something out against.

Max called out his fans for burning the Mercedes’ Merch and the threats, yet Lewis never called his fans for the death threats against Latifi or even the racist abuse thrown at Alex for no reason, remember when last year in Zandvoort was it when Yuki went back out and he had to stop which brought out the safety car and people was sending hate to Hannah saying she told Alpha Tauri to send him out and she got a load of hate and one of Lewis fans on twitter came out with a statement saying they don’t condone it all Lewis did was Retweet it and then the rest of his fans bullied that person so they took it down like Wtf if you know what your fan base is like call them out it’s not hard

Sorry for the rant but it needs to be said

SPEAKING FACTS FACTS FACTS !!!!!!

F1 is full of double standards and it pisses me off so bad. ”Racism Lewis bad!!” Yes, I agree. But keep that same fucking energy to EVERYONE.

I firmly believe that if you are going waste your energy on HATING someone, at least do it the right way. I literally can’t take anyone serious when they talk about the racist abuse Lewis gets because they’re usually the same people who sent death threats to Masi and Latifi.

F1 is literally racing in countries that don’t give a fuck about these things. It’s all performative. ”We race as one” my ass bruh.

This is not only in F1. Racism against Asians is so normalized it’s disgusting. When covid started, I saw so much RACISM against Asians. But then George Floyd happened and suddenly everyone is AGAINST racism??? What the actual fuck bruh. You can’t even call these people out without being accused yourself

When Red Bull boycotted Sky Sports everyone just laughed and said Max is soft and whatever, but if it was any of the brits people would be shitting on Sky.

Also last year in Zandvoort the MISOGYNY against Hannah is fucking disgusting??? ”Praise women in motorsports!” but when a woman does her job right in a team you don’t like, it excuses blatant misogyny???

Red bull team and fans receive so much bullshit just for existing because British media has painted them as the villain and people will let their hatred blind them. Fuckin sheep i swear.

This is the exact reason why i stay out of the core community. I enjoy the sport. I love it, even. But i’m not gonna be a hypocrite. I give money every month to pay for F1TV, so technically I am part of the problem - just like everyone else. If you’re gonna speak on these issues, acknowledge your (and your favourite’s) hypocrisy because if you don’t you just show you lack braincells

[heavenlydemonyuricult]

I'm getting real tired of stupid motherfuckers saying that any and every japanese anime that wants people to have more sex or shows sex or the family or whatever in a positive light is "japanese government propaganda" or "shinzo abe propaganda". This shit is so old and dumb and tired. It's two steps under being as dumb as every picture of North Korea or China being treated as propaganda by dumbass westerners. Ain't no random as manga or anime is being pushed by the fucking government, this ain't marvel and the MCU being no CIA propaganda, how about you look at your own country hmm? Shinzo Abe literally got assassinated a while back, how are anime niggas this fucking stupid, and honestly at least a bit racist too? Spy x Family for instance probably didn't even get an anime until after he died and I just read some dumbass say it wss propaganda from him whether it was a joke or not. Ain't no random ass mangaka was working for the government since 2020, y'all dumb and racist as hell, I swear.

[voidsentprinces]

I continue poorly explain ffxiv

Welcome back to Final Fantasy XIV or as I like to call it Fantasia Character Rotissiere. Last time we fought secondary dragon satan who possessed the unwashed elf boy that is Estinyan. Saved our baby boy’s sister from being assassinated by Identity Fraud and his gang of back up dancers and watched our one true boy Papalymo sacrifice himself to stop another calamity. So naturally Spike from Buffy the Vampire shows up and convinces us to activate an alien super weapon to break our boy’s sealing spell and we’re like SIGN US THE FUCK UP! So naturally after that happens a new war begins between the Eorzean Alliance and the Garlic Jr. Empire cause Garlic died last time and there was a civil war but we didn’t see it. All you need to know is Blond Alan Rickman is now the Emperor and his right hand man is...still probably on those floating islands safe and sound and is still very much alive because I unlocked Aurum Vale for roulette and I am unlocking nothing else that is essential to progress that isn’t MSQ. Where was I? Oh yes, Ala Mhigo which lies somewhere between the Red Wood Forest and Death Valley. Whose people are subjigated by the Garlic Empire. The time has come to free them and by free them I mean get told off by the local populace fight an angry scottish woman and then get one shot by Rocky from the Horror Picture show if he was ten feet tall and carried a golf bag of SWORDS! So many swords he probably swipes left if you’re not at least metallic and SHARP! But enough about that, Al Pacino has the bright idea that in order to free Ala Mhigo we first must free Doma who is under the same rule as Ala Mhigo working with the same exact problems Ala Mhigo does but I am sure this will turn out just find. So after black mailing Captain Elf Sparrow, we send Al Pacino where he belongs. Into a ghost graveyard and we leave his ass there because now its time to arrive at Kugane, where we’ll attempt to climb a tower for five minutes, get pissed by invisible collision boxes, log out and swear we’ll never play this stupid fucking game ever again. But the game knows you’ll be back, YOU’LL BE BACK! So we start up Genshin Imp--hahaha fuck no, log the fuck back in we got a catfish to punch, an old samurai to save, and the lost Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle to save all while running away from the POLICE! And what better way to evade arrest than to flee the fucking country so out into the Ruby Sea we go, which is controlled by the Confederacy. Don’t worry its not the racist one its the pirating one. But I hope you like swimming because you’ll be doggy paddling back and forth between these small islands for about 2 hours before we are hooked up with DIVING! So come visit the Ruby Sea. We got manta rays, grotesque demon walruses, an armored turtle with a giant fuck off sword and getting STEPPED ON by an angry woman who I am 20% spends half her scene time smoking opium. Don’t worry though despite the Garlic Empire being a big problem they’re not so much a big problem that you and the Scooby Gang can’t handle them. In fact we can handle them so well we only get our asses kicked by the giant top heavy Ken doll ONE more time before we’re allowed into the LIZARD KINGDOM. Where reptiles roam the earth and every single one of them want to kill you. So like Heracles we have to do a bunch of tasks to win their trusts like breaking into their sacred holy ground and stealing their parrow, picking unwater sea kress, and talking to Sadu Dotharl the baddest motherfucker this side of the Hildibrand questline. Seriously if you ever wished you could be a crater on the ground, this woman will GRANT THAT FUCKING WISH! Sorry where was I. Oh yeah, after descrating their holy ground we are invited to a blood contest to choose their next leader so naturally falls to you and your first decree is maybe show up to class when the Garlics are ready to rumble. Cause if you don’t well...this entire trip was completely utterly useless. Lets just blow up the castle and call it a day--actually we kind really do just blow up the castle in the process of freeing Doma. Who knew the only thing you needed to do to win a revolutionary war was raise up an army of dragon people and causing FLOOD DAMAGE to the Historical District. Don’t think too much about it because now that we’ve TOTALLY freed Doma from the iron fist of the Garlics its time to go back to Ala Mhigo...despite there...still be an entire empire out there that will definitely reinforce their lost territory but don’t worry about it. They don’t seem the type to just level an entire territory on at the slightest scent of revolution anywhere else...right? Anyway after crossing the sea and remember Alphinaud exists, we return to Ala Mhigo with none of the Doman army to back us up and we...actually do very well. We run into Braveheart again but its alright she just pisses off the snake people and summons a GIANT WOMAN TO ENSLAVE US WHEN WE SLEEP! So after knocking that one out of the park. Rock the Ken Doll arrives and decides he likes us blowing up buildings so much he’s going to give Fordola a cannon. And blow us to kingdom come...and thus ends our life in Final Fantasy XI--I am fucking kidding Estinien comes back and ONE SHOTS A FUCKING CANNON! If you think that sounds dumb, it isn’t it is the most awesome thing ever. Imagine watching a War Documentary where after the battle of Gettsyberg, the ghost of George Washington juiced up on the blood of Satan got into fist fight with a tank and WON! It is EXACTLY as awesome as I just described and will be taking no criticism at this time because after a wardrobe change for Yda definitely Yda, she is definitely Yda don’t worry about it she would Lyse to you now would she? We go to the Lochs. Where we take in the sights, get caught by border patrol, beat the Guinness World Record for longest breath ever held, listen to a soldier talk about getting the BEST head ever before killing him and his comrades and facing off against a woman I am surprise isn’t wearing 20 belts and using some healing crystals to give her a migraine. All in the name of saving Krile who will DEFINITELY give us black mail material so we can hold Alphinaud hostage. Sorry, I meant we’re going with Alphinaud to fight a bunch of Samurai wolves and if you think that sounds awesome, you’re kind of fucking right. After punching them so hard PETA is probably going to ram a jeep into my front room, we kick open the door, fight through the streets of another castle and whoa would you look at that Doma finally shows up to give us aerial support...like...at the last fucking minute seriously we re-capture 99.9% and Doma comes in acting like its 0.01% is going to get us the A+ on the project. Anyway, all you really need to know is Ken turned into a DRAGON and we fight on a convinently placed platform in the sky before he kills himself and we play the National Anthem....seriously what the fuck did I just pl

[lagt-duck]

"ugh why are people complaining about Xship instead of Yship i swear this was the worst of the fandom except the PROSHIPPERS"

....

DO YOU HEAR YOURSELVES

"i don't want people policing my ships if you don't like em don't watch them"

SO YA ALL FUCKING AGREE AND JUST WANT TO BULLY PEOPLE

Ya all just a bunch of fucking cowards that hide behind the moltitude in exchange of feeling good against someone who usually is just minding their fucking business but ya all think their existence is enough to attack them

THE FUCK ARE YA ALL FUCKING CATHOLICS!?

"oh racists and proship do not interact"

COOL TO KNOW YOU THINK A FUCKING JPG IS AS IMPORTANT AS A IRL PERSON.

look at me in the fucking eyes. Even if you don't think what i just said. THAT is what the proship do not interact is

It's a neon sign

That tells people who know

"this person is an incognita because they may send you gore or just disagree with you"

ESPECIALLY BECAUSE EVEN THEIR DEFINITION OF PROSHIPPER KEEPS CHANGING

i saw someone saying X ship was proship

And another anti saying they didn't want PROSHIPPERS to touch their FICS of said ship!

Because that is the reality. Especially because morality is the most stupid thing to base a piece of human expression on.

Because there is this thing on this shit ass planet, we are not all from the same fucking country or religious base

Ya all LOVE to be like "ew why you do you ship that" AND COMPLETELY IGNORE HOW HUMANS WROTE ABOUT THE WEIRDEST SHIT SINCE WE ARRIVED ON THIS BALL OF MUD

Look at mythology and tell me. TELL ME I'LL WAIT HOW MANY OF THOSE UNIONS WOULD BE CONSIDERED WRONG BY YA ALL PURITANS

ya all make my grandma feel like the most progressive person i know

MY GRANDMA WHO IS A FERVENT CATHOLIC HOME SHUT IN

[subtlesolitude-tailoredtaste]

You ever make a permanent mistake and try everything in your power to correct it and or lessen the damage like holding gauze to an open blood spewing wound?

My mother has done this since she fled on foot for refuge like so many others. Ended up married choosing the worst piece of shit due to indecisiveness and survivors remorse just to give birth to a sorry piece of shit both made her so sad so mad we brought her down to our piece of shit being.

lol I laugh bc I’m exhausted. I laugh in gut wrenching heart break bc I should have stayed away when I got away.

I shouldn’t have committed sacrifice for a mother who is saying I did I do it wrong. I don’t listen.now I can’t even hear my own voice the voice that I loved and kicked it with and grew with for 3 decades “. I swear to God I wish I committed suicide. Easy peasy lemon squeeze. What a fucking waste. I’m so sorry

Sacrificed 2 lifetimes worked like a dog stayed in the house like a dog all for fucking ugly ass butt fuck African hillbillies and African wannabe whites all security all upward mobility blood tears sweat beatings assaults traumas deaths for your family to piss it all away lie for 30 years have me think solid foundation Beneath my feet to follow my dreams HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJJAJAJHAHAHSHSHSND

DONT EVER TAKE ME BACK TO WHERE MY MOTHER AND FATHER ARE FROM, WHERE ANY OF THEIR FAMILY IS. I WILL END THEM I WILL END THERE LAND I WILL END THEIR BLOOD SUCKING HELP FROM MY MOM. I WILL FIND ANY CHINAMEN TO END THEM ALL. I WILL SELL THEM TO A LIFE OF PAIN TEST REGRET DISSAPOINTMENT GETTING SCREWED OVER. I WONT STOP THERE END THE FUCKING COUNTRY END THEIR TRIBES END THEIR WHOLE FUCKING SHIT LIKE THEY ENDED OURS. FUCK ETHIOPIA FUCK ETHIOPIANS FUCK THE TPLF AND ALL ITS PPLS FUCK PRETENTIOUS PERFORMATIVE PIECES OF SHIT AMHARA.

TAKE IT ASIA TAKE IT EUROPE TAKE IT ARABS TAKE IT UAE TAKE IT RAPE IT ROB IT. WONT BE ANY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT THEIR OWN PPL DO TO IT.

IM DONE LISTENING TO MOM LISTEN TO WAR SINCE GODDAMN 1999. That’s all she does with tech and her time. NOT ONE PENNY OF MINE WILL GO TO THAT SHITHOLE. IDC IDC IDC.

Empires are falling racists and rapists emboldened and out here everywhere. lol fuck it one good day, if I am lucky one good consistent week, if I’m blessed one good month. If not, I AM NOT PERFECT but. I HAVE BEEN PATIENT. No more. God have mercy on my soul. Fury like fire in my veins. Lividness I pray will propel me to live an autonomous life for me and live it as a gift.

SUCCESSION ▸ no, i’m what’s left

[rosalinesurvived]

Vent post on the us election as a non-american teen I guess

I’m non-American but I’ve been having a whole lot of unsavory thoughts for them atm and I feel really fucking ashamed of myself and I know that now more than ever we HAVE to be kind to eacb other but understatement of the century— I’m really really fucking mad at them. They’ve unchained a mad dog. And by they, K mean seventy million fascist supporters. Seventy million rape apologisers, how many of that SEVENTY MILLION are also rapists or want to be rapists with an easier access to women’s bodies?

This is what America wants, this is who they’ve chosen to represent their fuckass country in the world: a convicted felon, a rapist, a man who’s been bankrupted several times over, a man who has “concepts of a plan”, a homophobic misogynistic, islamophobic, transphobic, racist. Everything that could possibly be wrong with someone is in Donald Trump.

I’m genuinely, violently angry to see men voting for him, I’m fucking mad to see women voting for him, and miniorities voting for him? Shoot me in the back of the head because what the fuck. I guess men want a machismo braggart they can scream with then. I guess women chose to pander to the good ol’ “No men in my bathroom 🥰” ass ideology. And minorities want I won’t even go there because I Just Do Not Understand. I don’t get it.

I swear to god, these past few years I’ve become aware of so much endless, rewarded moral failure I feel like banging my head against a wall and screaming. Bare minimum I don’t need to wish any kind of punishment on Trump voters. Trump himself is the punishment for Trump voters. Those Americans are going to lie on the hot coal-filled bed they’ve made and the worst part? The people who voted blue, the innocents, are in that bed along with them. I feel so fucking awful for them. This is undoubtably going to lead to the shittiest ripple effect in my time and I don’t even know how the bastard’s gonna handle foreign affairs because duh he will. Trump is going to ruin us all.

Sending my prayers over to America I guess. I wish all of you the best of luck and safety, especially in the red states/deep south, delete any period tracking apps, keep your identities to yourselves for now and build up solid networks of trust, you’ll be needing them.

[hampterguts]

sorry to be a hater but im socially obliged to watch all of twin peaks and um. when does it become watcheable.

thought-swarm rant below

i kept being told that theres a moment everything lines up and it all makes sense and the ppl who are going out of their way to let me watch it arent bigoted but the show is. the show is. not even in a conversational way its just unironic straight faced bigotry and the constant graphic depiction of sexual assault to women and teenage girls and the way the majority of adult characters the viewer is Definitely supposed to like are/were/arent upposed to having sex with high schoolers. not only are half the cast 18 theyre still supposed to be in high school.

like how am i supposed to like this show. the only main character thats a woman of color is the most unironic orientalist caricature. shes pure she's evil, shes loving but shes cold and has no feelings, shes innocent shes guilty, shes strong shes helpless, shes a manipulator shes being manipulated, shes the sole owner of a log company shes blackmailed into being a maid, shes a sexual abuse survivor, she loves america and hates her home country, her entire character story revolves around people who "own" her. she gets talked about like shes an item or a pet. she needs white cop man to save her from white people. one of white ppl whom literally spent an ENTIRE season "in disguise" as a vague east asian man. my ears still hurt from the racist accent. also the woman's dead husband who isnt dead bc she warned him hates her btw. the show acts like hes reasonable to. in fact another Good White Boy cop is seen as reasonable for not trusting her and holding her at gunpoint after she shoots ONE of her abusers. and again all of these things are shown BARE HANDEDLY AS IN WE ARE SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT ALL AT FACE VALUE- ok well i still have like 8 episodes left but im not getting utena levels of "isnt this so fucked up to expect from a human being?" im getting "isnt she a fucked up little thing?"

she has short hair too btw. do you understand my devastation. my dyke ass was SO excited to see a Cool Calm short haired business suit wearing woman in charge of a lumber factory all by herself. like "wow this isnt egregiously racist i cant wait to see-" only a few episodes later and its the worst ive seen. i cant stomach this at all.

im going to have an aneurysm. i swear if i have to experience any more of this all of my blood vessels are going to burst and im going to dissipate on the floor. i have at least 8 episodes left. the mystery isnt even interesting to me bc all that keeps happening is racism, ableism, pedophilia, sexual assault, and romantic issues. its all so character-relationship driven and it expects you to be invested in and also LIKE these characters. i cant! i thought the director was famous why does this suck so extremely bad!!!!! when does the reveal happen and when it DOES happen i have a bad feeling it wont be worth the mental emotional pain ive been through. like im sorry famous director i think you'll have to scramble a LOT to make this one mentally ill internet faggot consider watching your other work at all. you cant handle mental illness you cant handle physical disability you cant handle race you cant handle women you cant handle mystery what CAN you write.

like its not even artsy with it. one artsy scene does not count. it also had a teenage girl kissing an unknown-aged adult man who we ARE SUPPOSED TO LIKE!!!! he's consistently "our little sweetheart protag hes so sweet and kind and trying to Do Good!!!!" fuck him to hell. his biggest reason to Not Date an 18 yr old whos still in school was bc hes "still in love with a dead woman". why the fuck is this show popular. what was the norm for the time this came out bc it sounds PRETTY BAD IF THIS IS CONSIDERED GOOD.

[rockatanskette]

Living in the USAmerican South is sad, but not (only) for the reasons you think. I had a meeting last week with a faculty member at a university with one of the only fully-funded creative writing MFAs in the country. A fully funded Master in Fine Arts program is funded entirely by the university: tuition, living expenses, with a stipend. They pay you to go to school there, in a country that charges upward of $120 grand for a three-year MFA. 600 people a year apply for the fewer than a dozen spots in this program.

When I asked what I could do to make myself stand out, he said, "The fact that you already live here may help." Because when people get accepted to this golden-ticket program, the politics of the South forces them elsewhere. And that breaks my fucking heart.

To be clear, I use the word "forces" incredibly intentionally. I fully understand how hostile Southern legislation and politics is to basically anyone who isn't a wealthy Christian cishet White man. I've lived here almost all my life as a queer Jewish person who can get pregnant—I've experienced a measure of that hostility firsthand.

But I've also experienced love and respect and compassion and community that goes undocumented because it's so damn ordinary. It's everywhere.

I think the community is the part that kills me, because minority groups in the South only get talked about on a national scale when we're the victims of crimes, which does a great disservice to the magnitude and depth of community in the South; the queer communities, the Black communities, the Jewish communities, the Muslim communities, the Latine and Indigenous and Desi and the list keeps on going. These demographics aren't outliers just because White supremacists say they are—they're the fucking fabric of the South. 56 percent of the Black population of the United States lives in the South; almost half the population of the state of Texas is Latine or Hispanic; Southern cities make up half the ten largest US populations of Indian-Americans, Pakistani-Americans, Irani-Americans, and honestly I could keep going. Do I even have to talk about Jews in Florida? I swear half of them go to my babushka's synagogue. Queer populations are historically harder to get a clear census of, but you bet your ass we're here too.

And, many of us are here on purpose, which is the part where I start turning my heartbreak into anger. Because do you know how fucking painful it is when you're venting about the evilest people on the planet making it basically illegal to live in the place you call home and your cousin from Jersey tells you to just move, already? I don't want to move. All my shit is here: my mountains and my swamps and my barbecue and my temple and the first girl I ever kissed and my favorite lesbian bar and my trans best friend and rodeos and biscuits and bourbon and blues and the random Yee Yee boy who followed me out of a bar in the rain at midnight the other night to tell a visibly queer me that I was driving with my trunk open and offered to close it so I didn't have to get out of my car. Which was terrifying until it became incredibly sweet.

Some of the best people I know live in the South. We are so much more and so much stronger than tokens and victims and if you think the South is populated entirely—or even mostly—by conservative White hicks, you're buying into a fascist racist queerphobic lie fueled by gerrymandering and the for-profit prison system. There are plenty of queer and liberal and leftist hicks of color down here, too, and we don't need the rest of the country siding with the Nazis in charge. Tell them to get out.

The faculty member I spoke to is an award-winning writer who has been compared to Langston Hughes, Etheridge Knight, and Gwendolyn Brooks. He grew up in a predominantly Black neighborhood in the North, then attended school in New England and the Pacific Northwest. He wasn't born in the South, but he lives here now.

I laughed when he said that living in the South might give me an advantage; partly at the irony, but partly because, "I'm not leaving the South until they make me. I learned that when I tried living in England for a year and spent the whole time wishing the US had free healthcare and trains. I love this place. I want to make it better."

He smiled a smile I've seen echoed in the faces of so many people who live their lives seeing raw beauty in a place dismissed as ugly and unsalvageable. It's tinged with sadness but born of joy.

"Yeah. I know exactly what you mean."