#fucking people man
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I’m currently in week 23427384848 of covering for my boss.
This weekend I was tasked with distributing job assignments/contract details to around 70% of my office’s employees. There was (as expected) a great wailing and a gnashing of teeth. I now have to field the questions and the objections (some while they’re on the verge of tears) and grit my teeth while these people whine as if their pay has changed. Like they’re not guaranteed $70K to do fuckall in comparison to some others that break their fucking backs to make significantly less.
I should’ve bought each of them a dildo, so that if they don’t like their assignments, they can go fuck themselves.
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Oooommmffggg this one woman at work today who wanted a supervisor because her cooktop was dirty and she wanted a refund or exchange.
I was just straight up like I'm not taking that call you need to be able to tell people they're not getting something they don't deserve.
She ended uo still wanting some contact from a supervisor so I just emailed her cleaning instructions
#fucking people man#i didnt keep my stupidly expensive cooktop so I want you to replace it or send my money back#what kind of fucked up thinking do you have to gave where you think that makes sense?#you dont drive your car 40k miles and then get mad that it fucks up because you never changed the oil
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lol this lady isn't even a client and she's fucking demanding shit from me and just generally being a condescending bitch. like. ma'am, i understand that you're in a stressful situation, but this is not how you get people to help you out. kindly, go fuck yourself.
#'i need a company that does subrogation. do you know what that means?'#uhhhhhhh yeah i've been working for a PI lawyer for almost fucking 9 years#of course i know what subrogation is bitch#gtfo of here#fucking people man#sometimes i hate them#ignore me#just venting about my chosen profession ugh
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Shout-out to the person who came in, ordered a meat and egg based dishes, and asked us to make it vegan. You were certainly fucking something
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the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????
i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.
so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.
#anyway it’s still a couple years away#but man im so fucking excited for my 30s!!!!!!!!!#i made it!!!#i survived!!!#so many people never got the opportunity to be 30#im gonna enjoy every fucking second of it!#sulley speaks#sorry my coworker said something really rude to me lol#it struck a nerve
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donated 50 reais to a palestinian GFM today
it amounted to 8 dollars
several days' worth of expenses for me became a single digit donation for them. barely enough for a blanket. just like that
it really sucks to know that my money is inherently less helpful no matter how much it'd pay for me, and there's nothing i can do
#and I can't even donate to an international organization that accepts reais because aid isn't fucking getting in anyway#we can already do so little. giving money so people can evacuate (which is what the oppressors want!!) is so much less than the bare minimum#it's so much less than they deserve#fuck man
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Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol
#i think its cute#they took the mars rover approach#humanizing the space craft making it cute making us (me) project emotions onto it#the soviets also used imagery of laika in propaganda a lot#which is pretty fucked up imo#but if i grew up in the soviet union that shit wouldve definetly worked on me lmao#the narrative of a heroic little dog going to space and being honored by the whole country#as cruely wrong as it is its very appealing#the soviets knew what they were doing man they didnt reveal how laika really died until like. the 2000s#bc they knew people really cared about that dog#they liked the narrative around her
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alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.
he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.
the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.
#and he was so fucking real for that#if i created the best old man yaoi ever and people shipped fucking BILLDIP instead??????#i would devote years of my life to remedying that as fast as possible#yall dont even understand i would be irate#imagine someone shipping ur 12yo self insert with ur uncle's weird ex from another dimension#toxic yaoi fr fr#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#ford pines#dipper pines#alex hirsch#after the owl house cancellation too ik disneys begging him for a s3#and hes holding it over their heads while curating a gravity falls mania that hasnt been seen since the tumblr dark days#my posts#text post
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Spiderverse thots
#across the spiderverse#into the spiderverse#across the spider verse spoilers#ALSO GHE COWBOY SPIDER-MAN????? 🩷🩵💖💗#I guess#not really but just in case :)#I fucking loved spider punk#hatred of British people temporarily paused#fuck Miguel#fuck Jess#miguel o'hara#miles morales#gwen stacy#peter b parker#spider man#the word spider doesn’t seem real anymore#god couldn’t have made that movie it was too beautiful for his corrupted hands to tarnish with his sins#god bless the spiderverse#god….. poetic cinema
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday#it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold#suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up#maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like#disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck#man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf#so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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If you tell a trans man that you don't trust him because he is a man and you think men are untrustworthy, you are directly saying you would be more comfortable around him if he stayed in the closet.
#trans#transgender#transphobia#anti-transmasculinity#transandrophobia#trans man#transmasc#trans boy#tboy#trans guy#transgender man#transgender boy#transgender guy#ftm#transmasculine#fuck terfs#cause you know who say they'd be more comfortable around trans people if they stayed in the closet?
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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite
#the comically evil arrogant rude chauvinistic homophobic son of a russian oligarch prick of a man that has been ruining my life#who i thought was making innuendos towards me as part of a twisted plwer play in a way only people who have not been punched enough#can approach social situations#drunkenly told me he admired and loved me and then promptly propositioned me. twice.#fuck my entire life
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Kamala will make the FUNNIEST president in all of American history 😂
#kamala harris#kamala harris for president#kamala harris 2024#kamala harris for the people#kamala harris for potus#anti donald trump#fuck donald trump#donald trump is a felon#donald trump is evil#imagine that! having some creepy ass old man like RFK FUCKING JR in charge of your health#much less WOMEN’S.#this old fucker got over EIGHTY people killed in Samoa with his anti vaccine bullshit#not to mention he SUPPORTS a national abortion ban so LOTS of women’s’ blood will be on his hands!!!
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Yknow what really fucking peeves me but I see all the time in fandom that is probably semi controversial for saying this? When old fans feel the need to unnecessarily be fucking gatekeepy about someone getting into a series from its newer entry because “it sucks” “it ruined the series”.
I don’t mean to be this person because I know sometimes there can be a really awful iteration of something new but holy FUCK can you guys stop being such fucking babies about it. You are making people who like older parts of a series but doesn’t mind newer fans entering from the latest stuff all look bad-because guess what? Not all older fans hate the new thing!-it’s fucking embarrassing and I hate how I see this constantly no matter where the fuck I go unless I do happen to like something that hasn’t gotten shit in literal years. It’s fine to be disappointed but don’t take it out on newbies, you’re just making them not wanna try a series past what they’ve already seen.
It’s not welcoming, your just fucking toxic.
#meg text#this is no specific fandom because I see this- so much#there are so many fandoms I refuse to enter of stuff I like because of this behavior#I can only tolerate so much and I’m only lucky my main fandom doesn’t have it bad#but it still has this issue it’s just not as “holy fuck some of you make it your personality trait”#The amount of blogs I open out of curiosity and just see “DNI IF YOU LIKE THE NEWER ENTRY”#or they make it apparent to put it in their bio#of all the fucking things you could judge someone for you choose the pettiest thing#Nevermind the fact they could be a good person otherwise just with “bad taste”#if I keep seeing this shit I’m probably gonna stop checking blogs or my tl#I hate how this getting to the point tumblr draining but it’s worse here for some reason#you think it be twitter with how much unnecessary beef there is but no#also idgaf what age you are most of you are adults anyways! Grow up#I might delete this or edit access later but ugh I needed to get this off my chest#fucking people man
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Okay but this Logan and this Wade
And also this Logan and this Wade
As well as this Logan and this Wade
And then this Logan and this Wade
And then this Logan and this Wade
#pardon me don’t mind the brain rot#I know they’re all the same fucking people but i mean it makes sense right????#can we just have them in every genre?#31 flavors of Wade and Logan#from controversially young gf to enemies to lovers to whumpy old man yaoi#poolverine#deadpool x wolverine#logan howlett#wolverine#loganpool#deadclaws#wade wilson#deadpool#wolverpool#deadpool and wolverine#loganade
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