#fucking off the tab

[rwac96]

Fucking Off the Tab

Jaune can’t pay off Yangs tab at 7th heaven. Tifa says that he can pay off the tab another way.

Jaune: *reading the total of Yang's tab* "The hell?! Nineteen Hundred Lien?! THAT'S INSANE!"

Yang: *scoffs* "Don't look at me! This place makes Strawberry Sunrise cost so much!"

Tifa: "Because you don't pay your tab!"

Yang: "...Jaune, be a pal, and please pay off my tab."

Jaune: "Whoa! I don't have that kind of money!"

Tifa: *sultry* "Well, Jaune, you can pay off the tab another way~."

Yang: *holds in laughter* "What? Make him join your terrorist group?"

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Smack!-Smack!-Smack!-Smack!--!!

*Yang stood outside of Tifa's apartment, while the AVALANCHE Brawler rode Jaune up and down*

Tifa: *moans* "Ooh, like thaaat~!! Fuck, don't stooop!!"

Jaune: *grunts* "Teef! Gods, you're so tight!!"

Yang: *eyes widened, gulping* "Pyrrha's gonna kill me."

[mrghostrat]

Can I ask why you don't read fics where they have different names? Do you think it's indicative of OOC in general?

And does that mean you haven't read Slow Show??

Also, name replacer extension?!?

i just don’t like it personally.

i can understand human AUs that want to make his name Mr Azira Fell/Phale for the A.Z. Fell & Co joke, but i still don’t like reading it because i’m here to read Aziraphale fic. the guy from good omens. whose name is Aziraphale. same reason i don’t really vibe with fics where narration uses anything other than he/him, because that’s what i’m used to, bc that’s what it is in canon.

i Do Not Understand changing his name entirely. it’s annoying and ooc at best, and at worst it just makes me think about all the non-english people who have their names butchered because it’s “too complicated” or have to pick entirely different ones to assimilate.

i have read Slow Show and fucking adored it 🤙 it was one of the first fics i read when i got into the fandom after S2, so it’s always gonna have a special place in my heart. i’m a bit pickier with my fics now bc im no longer exploring everything to figure out what i like~

edit: SORRY forgot to grab the extension link, here

[thegreatimpersonator]

i'm having feelings about the way mental health has been discussed in this album and tbh none of them are good... as someone who was drawn to taylor's lyricism when i first started listening to her i'm only enjoying this album because i like the music production lol i'm straight up ignoring so many lyrics. not that there aren't any good ones it's just that so many of them are making me feel icky. idk i know it's meant to be raw or whatever but so many lyrics sound so unkind when it comes to dealing with mental health issues specifically. what do you think about it, especially since you're majoring in psychology?

This is such an interesting point, because I've been having several thoughts about the way mental health is being discussed in the fandom rn. Right from swifties giggling at the that one interview where she says "I don't need therapy. I'm sane." (as if therapy is only for someone "insane", whatever that is) and joking about the psych ward, taking the asylum and functional alcoholic lyrics in light and lowkey making fun of someone's addiction is just....disgusting? I think taylor tried to be earnest in her portrayal of her struggles but it's getting lost in translation for me, because some of the lyrics seemed to not only imply that her partner's struggles with depression or addiction were a reason for the relationship to fall apart (which is fine, that happens and is an extremely difficult process for both partners) but also point out how it's their fault for not being able to get over those struggles? I keep reiterating that I still haven't played the album in its entirety so it's possible I'm missing a few facts, but there is a very fine line between expressing your mental health issues through art in a way that is cathartic and important to the artist + inspiring to their audience and cherry picking imagery that you find the most "aesthetic" for your art with little concern over how those who actually experience these issues may perceive it + its actual public reception

[parlerenfleurs]

Just saw a fanart where they'd drawn all the villains of MDZS and.... Wei WuXian in his Yilling Laozu aesthetic was front and center.

I am speechless.

[fortjester]

the amount of people who tagged my spreadsheet and data breakdown/analysis post abt tlt House crests distribution per chapter, or said they'd been meaning to do the same, is so notable to me that i feel the need to say: as someone who is passionate abt a. tlt and b. data collection, if there are any other avenues akin to the House crest spreadsheet post that you've been meaning to collect yourself or would like to see, lemme know, bc i like tasks and i'd be happy to do it. like seriously. send me an ask. send me a dm. i'll set myself up to take requests, no i am not joking.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

hm. you know... since i no longer hate my art... i Could transfer this blog to my main. i could shimmy right over there! it would make many things easier!

[twiniverse]

A related note to "you're calling a headcanon the wrong thing"

It really doesn't matter what the original pieces say about the characters when writing fanfiction. I don't care if they're explicitly gay or trans or ace or anything like that. They're called ALTERNATE UNIVERSES for a reason, and that reason is that they are different than canon.

And for fuck's sake, they're fanmade. A fanfic or fancomic is not erasing a character's identity. That identity is still there, right there in the canon. It would be entirely different if an official property was making that change! And that would be unacceptable! But for the love of whatever you believe stop harassing fans for writing something you don't like. Just click off the tab, block if you want, and move the fuck on like a mature human being.

[warpolomewdarkmatter]

cumbersome and heavy body

[sage-nebula]

Look, if you want to write out-of-character AUs where Ford still has any positive feelings for Bill at all by the time present day Gravity Falls takes place, by all means, indulge in that. You do you, etc. But when you start writing meta claiming that Ford's grief over losing his brother via the memory gun was also grief over having lost Bill (whom Ford canonically wanted deader than dead, he literally tried to atomize him two episodes prior), you have lost the plot.

[skishie]

omga i love your airphone gijinkas

anyways i uave no idea if youve already said this somewhere ,my memory sucks ,but how do you reckon airy and mephone met. what is ur perosnal headcanon. grabby hands i must know (i love airphon

UUWAAAA THANK YOU !!! im really glad you do... looks up at you so politely and with a big smile.. i want to draw them again but better and more like a ref so hopefully soon! :D aaaatehee heeee i have not spoken about it publicly so im more than open to go into it now... cracks my knuckles(its actually not that intense but i jsut have a lot of thoughts)

OKAY, so personally i like to think about it starting after airy dies the second time(the end of ONE). its nice for him to still have gone through everything hes done and experienced because its what makes him him. he needs to be the airy we know and love. this also allows for bonding and growth and other such things. anyways, he uses the radio and ends up in the world of inanimate insanity! this would also take place after season 3 has wrapped up, either before or after the library is built. this means he can meet mephone and they can start bonding over being hosts of game shows but as airy talks mephone starts to understand "wow he just like me, but i got better, and now i want to help him" so mephone feels this need to help airy out with the same growth that mephone jsut went through. but also anyone whos been through the isolation that airy has been through along with dying who knows how many times. mephone just wants to help him and help his mental state and get him resocialized and to a point where he understands why he should be a bit more thoughtful or so on and whatever. airy would still be his old self but a bit more caring/understanding to a degree. i think hes just got some mental problems going on and hes just kind of an odd guy. mephone lets him hang around and either they could MAYBE? co host together, but at first hes just watching mephone do a show first before anything like that. which he watches from afar. hes not so used to being upclose or even being around people anymore so he likes to watch from a distance. as time goes on yada yada mephone would develop feelings first, and airy would much later. mephone would develop feelings while helping airy and such, airy takes a lot longer because he is readjusting and just, getting some basic social skills back. i like them in part because i just see mephone having gone through the growth he went through because he was similar to airy, and then meeting airy after this and realizing "wow i should help him too because this is just how i was and id hate to see someone else suffer the way i did" kind of thing and blah blah idk sorry i yapped and i hope any of this makes sense/is readable period. i ramble a lot and my thoughts kind of get lost oops. im not great with words or wording things well. not everything is thought out but those are my thoughts :] ps: airy still has the cracked head because thats just how i personally like to see him and draw him. i also think that if he died and came back that after all hes done, thats more akin to who he is now. hes a broken individual who needs help/fixing. if that makes sense(also a bit of self projecting) pps: my boyfriend wanted to add his two cents for what he knows of mephone as well(hes not finished season 3 yet) and yknow,,, hes right i think its a mix of what i said and mix of what he said... which is: "wow he just like me for real, not anymore though, also this guy's committed some major fucked up stuff and that's just not right, if i fix this guy maybe it'll look really good for me"

[garbagequeer]

if you catch me liking a post from two weeks ago thats me on tumblr from the computer at work on tab that's been open for a month

[slyandthefamilybook]

the internet was a mistake

[comfortlesshurt]

brutally reminded that somewhere out there is a physical copy of an absolutely terrible detective conan genderbend au i wrote when i was like 12

i am not thriving today so here's a tag rant

[soda-tab-society]

rozhodnutí o tomhle blogu- budu tady vést svoje zážitky jako DID systém jak v češtině tak v angličtině. proč? protože mě štve že nevidím žádné další české systémy. takžeeeeee ahoj! tohle je Společenství Sodovkových Otvíráků. (pokud podporujete endo systémy tak okamžitě pryč, jinak blokuju)

Decision about this blog- i will be sharing my experiences as a DID system both in Czech and English. why? because i’m sick and tired of not seeing fellow Czech systems. Sooooo hi! this is Soda Tab Society. (if you support endo “systems” get out. now.)

-🪲

[sergle]

unrelated but the album art for the Autoheart Time Machine EP is actually inhibiting my ability to enjoy it to its fullest potential 

[erotetica]

(drawing prompt) Perhaps a Sauron?? 🥺❤️

@celebrimbot ik you draw twinkron, I’m sorry for this jack nicholson monstrosity but it’s what’s in my heart