#fucking johns
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All of the Beatles dying in a glue trap
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Wish you were here
#I am back in the fucking building again#time to check all the asks I got#call of duty#ghost babygirl#kyle gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#gary roach sanderson#cod mw2#cod soap#cod ghost#cod roach#cod gaz#call of duty modern warfare#ghostsoap#soapghost#ghostsoaproach#johnny soap mactavish
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yeah simon is the one to scare people away when they get too close you, using his size and movement to intimidate, simultaneously shielding you behind him
yeah soap is the one barking loud, creating a spectacle and calling people out, and warning them away
yeah kyle is the one humiliating people, mocking offenders until either their own actions dawn on them or they finally recognize the venom in his eyes
but price is the one that launches into swinging. there is no warning, no hesitation. taking a step, even a single word against you, warrants immediate action in his mind. it's no laughing fucking matter. you are a top fucking prize, his prize, the best the world has to offer. john is rabid in his protection, bearing tooth and boot and claw and fist. there’s no point in talking to him or trying to negotiate, an offense is an offense and he won’t meet it halfway. someone looks at you the wrong way? they won't be able to see out of swollen eyes after headbutts them, crushing their nose. someone whispers something nasty about you? good luck even eating with that jaw wired shut. god forbid someone touches you, the other three boys can barely hold him back. john will break countless bones in every way he knows and beat his knuckles bloody if your smile starts to drop.
#tf 141#is this explicitly poly? no. but it still is. sorry thems the rules#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#johnny soap mactavish#captain john price#cod x reader#simon riley x reader#kyle garrick x reader#johnny mctavish x reader#john price x reader#don't look at this too closely or you'll see my issues#they're always out on display tho who am i kidding lmao#john price who has had enough of keeping everyone under control. including himself#john price who literally cannot stop himself when someone he loves is involved or in a vulnerable position#john price who doesn't want to fucking hold back
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he just needs them to get together or something
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#soapghost#ghoap#ghostsoap#kyle gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#cod fanart#cod#vozart#cod mw2#captain john price#WHY DOES THE QUALITY SUCK WHEN I DONT CROP IT PLEASE#NOW GHOTS IS FUCKING DADDY LONG LEGS HE AJKSGJSD:OE
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"Always got your back." "No matter what."
Transformers One (2024)
#orion pax#d 16#optimus prime#megatron#megop#transformers#transformers one#cutest part of this whole fucking movie#they make me sick!!#I do think it's interesting that is probably the only time he does something nice for D with no ulterior motives#Like Orion loves D but hes also a huge asshole to him though not entirely on purpose all the time#he's just a big dumb stupid nerd who forgets other people have opinions idk </3#john-irving gifs
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Edit: muted this monstrosity but if you're looking for the blank template it's on my blog and I'll tag this and it with "the stupid fucking shorts post" so you don't have to scroll through everything 💀😂 (I did not make the template btw, I don't know who the OP is but if you do please let me know)
#the stupid fucking shorts post#everyone asking about Trevor i am sorry but I've never watched him 💀#stephen colbert#john oliver#jimmy kimmel#seth meyers#conan o'brien#craig ferguson#jon stewart#strike force five#strike force memes#strike force#last week tonight#the late show with stephen colbert#the late show#the late late show#conan#conan o'brien needs a friend#late night with conan o'brien#late night with seth meyers#jimmy kimmel live#the daily show with jon stewart#the problem with jon stewart#the jon stewart show#the colbert report#meme#late night#late night hosts#comedians in queues
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#edit: No I did not censor the word fuck. that’s from the original meme. c’mon#homestuck#413#homestuck 413#dave strider#karkat vantas#rose lalonde#john egbert#jade harley#dirk strider#jake english#kanaya maryam#happy 413
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I've seen a lot of Constantine mentoring Danny fics and prompts, and one of them had a random joke in the tags that John and clockwork had "history" and this immediately came into my brain
The justice league were sitting around the table, John Constantine sipping from his seemingly neverending flask and ignoring whatever the hell batsy was droning on about.
"Constantine" batman growled, "this is not a joke or a game, this is a potentially world-ending threat, pay attention"
"yeah, yeah, you got a ghost problem, do you even have a fuckin picture of 'em?" Ancients, whenever bats got on his high horse it was easier to go along with him, but he sure made it hard to like the fucker
Batman grunted and projected a staticy blurred photo of a young man with whispy white hair in a black Hazmat suit floating about a pond covered in transparent green blobs.
He couldn't contain his laugh as he looked at the photo "that's why you called this meeting? You think he's a world ending threat? Ha! Your little he'll spawn more of a threat than Danny"
Ok, so maybe it wasn't his best idea to provoke bats but seriously! This was a goddamn joke, kid wouldn't hurt a fly! Unless it was a ghost, but like, that's a ghost thing, fighting is how they make friends
"you mean you have met this entity?" Bats growled, tense and staring directly at john
"Yeah I've met him, he's my stepson" and oh, he /knew/ bats was gonna interrogate him to hell and back, but that stunned silence, the astonished aura? That was so fuvking worth it
#dp x dc#john constantine#justice league#danny phantom#john Constantine is a feral gremlin fucking his way through the afterlife and by the ancients does he take it seriously
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big d stands for big demeanour (inspired by this mini thread-fic by queeniebgalore on twitter - it is nsfw like immediately so be wary)
early access + nsfw on patreon
#suggestive!!!#the way queenie writes ghostsoap is so fucking good it makes me feel like i could punch through a brick wall#i love it when ghost is just a bit of a prick#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#cod mw2#ghostsoap#giragi art
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think it’s really funny to imagine the younger men of the 141 realizing that price is actually super good with women.
soap plays knight- shows off to gawking birds, kyle’s pretty boy eyes and sharp tongue garner plenty of attention, and all simon needs to do is sit in the middle of the bar, waiting till a sweet thing asks him ‘what a big man like him is doing alone?’
price isn’t as engaged. let’s his boys have fun, but for the most part prefers to hang back. enjoy his liquor and cigarettes- let them do their thing. course, doesn’t go unnoticed. which spurs their assumption it’s not a ‘he wont’ and instead a ‘he cant’.
“‘fraid they might not like you, capm’?”
“aye gaz, play nice. ye know ta old man’s sensitive.”
“lost his spark, i reckon.”
they rib him for weeks on end about being an old man, no game, out of his prime, ect ect. it’s all light and fun of course, and combat keeps them busy enough that the jokes start to be forgotten. doesn’t occur to them that price has just been biting his tongue since the first blow.
until- night off. pub lights, tallboys and pretty women. familiar scene, type of place that has been in nasty dreams for weeks. kyle and soap are assessing the room, and simon’s silently following along. it takes them a minute to realize they’re captain is gone- but not 10 seconds to find him again- with a sweet, gorgeous bird on his arm by the bar.
silently, they watch as he effortlessly charms her. they count how many times she laughs, how eager she is to hold his arm, how, within in minutes, they’re already cozied up on a booth, nursing beer and making eyes.
and why wouldn’t she? classically handsome, mature, cute smile, a rugged exterior with a gentle execution. it’s a no-brainer for her when he offers to ‘get out of here’, and hold the muscles that breech from his shirt. doesn’t catch the way he glances over to a corner of the pub as they make their leave, small smile tugging at the burs of his mustache as he clocks the shock of his men’s faces under low lighting.
soap and kyle’s jaw break, meanwhile simon lets out a barking laugh.
“old man’s still got it.”
needless to say, all three men said nothing about losing his charm at the next debrief.
#might do a follow up on this#just a bird who likes older men has no idea what she’s up for#fucks you silly to :(#captain john price x you#captian price#captain john price x reader#captain johnathan price#captain john price#john price x reader#john price cod#john price#john price x you#johnny soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#simon ghost riley#spurbleu✴︎‧︎⁎︎drabbles
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hell of a workout pt. 2 💪🏽💦
#featuring ghosts fucked up joints. me too bud#soap and ghost having a Hot and Sweaty standoff trying to see who’s going to cave first#they just get increasingly more drenched and gross until they just end up making out on the sparring mats lol#call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon riley#soap mactavish#john soap mactavish#soapghost#cod art#my art#ghostsoap#cod
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I got into the falling down holes podcast
#malevolent#malevolent podcast#john doe#arthur lester#ORTHUR THE ROOM IS LIKE REAL FUCKED UP#IT'S STRUCTURALLY UNSAFE ORTHUR#THATS IT ORTHUR WALK AROUND IT AIMLESSLY#my art
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average day on the prospit battleship
#jade harley#john egbert#homestuck#cascade#shitpost#413#do not let the speed decieve you i suck fucking shit at stepmania and id never done this stepchart before LOL#davesprite: wow i wish i had fucking legs so i could play this shi
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Some 22 and 09 angst doodles
#mw3 spoilers#ghostsoap#soapghost#call of duty#modern warfare III#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#i tried to draw fluff but it didn't help me#so i've decided to just put all my feelings into these doodles#it was easier with 09 knowing they were both dead#but 22 were my safe space kinda like their second chance#and to see what the fuck happened in the campaign breaks my heart#because i know they did that just because it was rushed and it had no ending#such a disrespect to the cast and the fans
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