#fucking biting on furniture

[demodraws0606]

I'm gonna become a q!BBH hater cause What The Fuck /lh /nsrs

[spineless-lobster]

No because when Achilles said to Patroclus “If only the multitude of Trojans would die, and all the Greeks, and we alone, the two of us, survived the devastation, so we alone together could destroy the sacred crown of Troy.”

and when Egan said to Cleven “If this whole thing ended and there were only two pilots left up in the air… It’d be me and it’d be you, Buck.”

[candyskiez]

The pain of reading Reigen fics or seeing comics of him is it's always flip flopping between "he would NOT fucking treat someone like that" and "he would NOT fucking be that nice at that point in his arc"

[tacagen]

FYM WE HAVE FEM BISHOP NOWW!!!!!!??!

[loud-whistling-yes]

Something something how scott left pearl during dl because she left with martyn... And now how scott killed pearl to protect martyn... These three drive me fucking insane

[kalopsic-lagomorph]

I think we as a society need more rabbit characters in media that actually do rabbit behaviors because could you imagine bugs bunny or max flopping or doing a binky or whatever

[ayy-lmao0]

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

I thought I was the one cringy kid who won't ever get a Jeff the killer phase!!! I thought I was too old for that to happen!!!!!!

@pastraspec I AM GOING TO KILL YOU WHY IS YOUR REWRITE SO ATROCIOUSLY GOOD

[skitskatdacat63]

I wanna go back to Vienna rn if only to be able to find conclusive reference for random things for boy king au SHDJKGKGK

Literally punching myself rn for, god forbid, not taking more pictures of furniture and clothing 😐

[breadsquishbhm]

You’re moaning like you’re getting fucked just from how full and tight your gut is, can you believe that? That audio could be from a porn but it’s just your fat ass trying to digest everything you stuffed yourself with

you guys are trying to kill me tonight??? hello??? also how could i not moan i was barely able to stand and form a coherent sentence with my belly this fucking huge

[definitelynotshouting]

half-tempted to come off anon but I'm adding onto my pirate au bc your response made me so happy-

okay so imagine after they escape the prison scar and grian have to separately work their way back up to having a ship and maybe crew again because their previous belongings were yoinked and destroyed by the royal fleet, but as they work their way back they start hearing rumors about each other. like scar starts hearing people whisper about a ship nicknamed 'the watcher' because it's impossible to get near or ambush the ship, it's like it's always watching (it's grian's ship, and the constant vigile is because he was captured by an ambush and won't let that become a repeat); grian starts hearing people talk about the captain of a dilapidated ship that is so silver-tongued he could swindle the boots off your feet for a grain of rice (the captain is ofc scar, who became a better conman after a failed swindle landed him in the jail cell in the first place)

their reputations grow, and so do the mysteries around them- grian and his ship are always hard to find, hard to recognize, and deadly; scar isn't too hard to find, but his charisma and charm make him too elusive to catch and nobody knows what he looks like anyways bc of the hat and handkerchief around his face when he's conning and scheming

two years pass and during one calm, quiet night in a harbor town is grian having a drink in a tavern to let off some steam. he's kinda lost in thought about one thing or another when suddenly a voice erupts from next to him full of laughter and an underlayer of mischief, and it's a lot smoother and richer than he remembers, but grian still recognizes it as scar's and he is suddenly brain empty, lost for words

meanwhile scar is just at the tavern he's known as a local in, chatting with his favorite tavern owner, when the guy to his left suddenly slams currency onto the counter; scar's half-startled and is ready to kinda ignore the guy until he hears the voice that's been pleasantly haunting his dreams speak next to him with a "give me your finest, please"

their gazes come together, and they both know they are not leaving this tavern tonight by theirselves

-unstoppable object anon

IM INSANE OVER THIS ANON HOLY SHIT. THATS SO GOOD OH MY GOOOOOOOODS I AM LOOKING!!! IM LOOKING DIRECTLY AT IT!!! YOUR BRAIN IS SO HUGE FOR THIS IM LOSING MY MIND!!!!! Literally feel free to brainrot at me any time, i am LOVING this omg

[luminisvii]

at this point i think gundam seed is starting to haunt me on so many levels i might just have to make a post using big girl words to talk about it later when i finish. bc by god if i'm gonna be a bitter hater, i'm gonna be an informed bitter hater, and to do that i need to finish the show. at least it's not all bad, there have been things i liked, and it still has not made me as angry as unicorn did, but good fucking god this show is vying very hard to beat it

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

i genuinely cannot unthink now that linda fairbairn was named after a plane manufacturer. like fairbairn = fair child. fairchild was an airplane manufacturer. why have i not ever made the connection on this in my life. also this makes the case for her surname being spelled fairbairn and not fairburn. bc all the other recurring pilot characters in the show have aviation-related names (hercules c130… mcdonnell douglas… lockheed martin…) so like. it’s fairchild. but scottish so fairbairn.

[marvellouspinecone]

[liketaylorswift]

fuck fleas! all my homies hate fleas!

[jennaflare]

This is like. It's true but also it's insulting when all of the furniture stores listed in your article start at the price point of a thousand dollars

[dilfdicks]

★ thinking about how moving in with sex addict satoru is simultaneously the best and worst decision you've ever made in your life.

because on one hand you get to spend the quiet parts of life with the man you love. you get to share space with him in a domestic setting, fall asleep with him at night only to wake up to him in the morning. you get good sex as often as you want it, take-out nights and tv marathons that aren't on the table when you don't live together.

but on the other hand, even the simplest of things has satoru bending you over the nearest surface and sinking deep into you. of course when you moved in, he made you cum in every room of the house as a way of christening it—but you didn't expect him to then insist on making you cum on every surface the house has to offer.

you can't buy new furniture without satoru laying you back on top of it and eating you out for an hour minimum.

you can't make dinner without ending up with your face pressed against the countertop as you're split open by his cock.

you have to give up on keeping the bed made, as you never make it more than a few hours before he's throwing you on top of it to fuck you stupid and ruin the fold of the sheets.

you can't shower without his fingers plunging into you under the scalding water.

you can't sit down without satoru insisting his lap is much more comfortable—why not cockwarm him while you're at it?

oh and you think you get a moment of reprieve when he goes away for missions? nope—because after so long of 24/7 access to the best dick you've ever had, you find when he's gone that your fingers just aren't long and learned like his are. your toys don't bite at your neck with each thrust. you can't cuff yourself to the bed. you can't cum without him.

and suddenly you have to come to terms with the fact that you too, are addicted to satoru gojos cock.