#fucking HUSBANDS

[the-wandering-st4r]

Kremy, singing “Part of Your World”:

“Wouldn’t you think I’m a gator who has…”

“And I’ll look at the train, I guess I look at Gid…”

“…everything?”

OH. OK. WE’RE DOING THIS NOW. THAT’S FINE. DEFINITELY NORMAL ABOUT THAT.

[ice-dragon-waifu]

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[itdosentsmelllikecacatome]

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

More GOOD OMENS

[mischieviem]

Wdym this wasn't the ending. I watched the movie. This is totally real and canon 🙄

[loveapologist]

He changed his mind.

[bunnis-monsters]

NSFW

Werewolf husband who thought he was too old to be trying for another litter. You’re his second wife, and he hasn’t taken in another mate since his first wife passed.

But the second his rut starts this older man is on top of you, teeth on the nape of your neck as he mounts you desperately, knotting you so deeply that you almost fear he’ll stuff you so full of cum it’ll come out of your mouth.

He’s insatiable, not stopping until the sun comes up. You’re completely at his mercy…

And of course, a few months later and you’re heavy with his pups. He’s so damn emotional, trying to remember how to take care of little ones again.

And god he can’t keep his hands off your baby bump, desperate to have you on his cock as much as possible.

You’re just so cute with your pregnant belly being held gently while he bounces you up and down, watching your swollen breasts giggle and spurt milk when he teases them lightly.

Just make him the happiest pup ever and let him cum deep inside of you <3

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[gooseinsoup]

suggestion box

[arashixyarts]

I care them :(

[galaxyspeaking]

He’s filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

[missredsoles]

You just need training

[hg-aneh]

of daydreaming, codependency and non canon compliancy

[missres12]

[davinawritings]

Imagine being bred and kidnapped by aliens.

Apparently, their entire race is going extinct because they are no longer producing females.

They have traveled to different planets but have not found any compatible females in other species.

When they come to earth, they are in a very rural area with barely any humans.

The first human they encounter is you on your small farm. From your scent alone they can tell you are nice and fertile for them.

The next morning when you walk into your barn to begin your day, you are immediately grabbed and held down, surrounded by a dozen or so alien creatures.

They take turns breeding you, playing with your body to bring you to orgasm each time they fill you, knowing females that orgasm incubate their eggs better.

You fill up quickly with their eggs, your mind already gone from the overwhelming sensations and orgasms.

Hours later you are fucked completely dumb and don't put up any fight as the aliens drag you to their spaceship, prepared to bring you back to their planet and save their entire race one breeding session at a time.

[xxfaylinnxx]

bnuy man holding bnuy

[saddle-up-sheenie]

This is your villain? This one, right here?

Okay weirdo.