#fuckin winona ryder

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Michael Keaton & Winona Ryder as Betelgeuse & Lydia Deetz

BEETLEJUICE (1988)

[introspectivememories]

TYLER KENNEDY STRAND YOU SLAG!!!! THAT SHOULD BE ME CARLOS REYES COMES HOME TO!!!! THAT SHOULD BE ME HE HOLDS IN HIS THICK BEEFY ARMS!!!!! THAT SHOULD BE ME!!!!!

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Jesus fucking Christ I fucking hate "The Doll Community" especially Monster High and g3 monster high, I really do...

I was just watching a video of this big name doll youtuber reporting on doll news, as they do, and they were covering the new Beetlejuice Skullector Two Pack, but what got me is they how said some pretty Anti leaning shit that was just unnecessary?

Like they literally said: "Obviously NO ONE ships Beetlejuice and Lydia so NO ONE would promote this as a romantic thing.. But if it's a wedding set that's set to release Valentines day then la de dah blah blah!"

And like? I honestly didn't know if this person was just saying this to just like, cover their own ass so THEY didn't get harassed by other tenderqueers because they were young, or if *they* genuinely believed what they were saying? Because from what I've watched from their channel, they're young and don't seem to know or care a lot about horror as genre in general? Like I don't mean to gate keep, but they're one one those obnoxious Monster High fans I made of fun of in my one post where it's like, "knows nothing about horror, just learned who Elvira is, only got into mh as a kid as the 'alternative' to their conservative ass parents who already believe pokemon is The Devil letting them experience Actual Horror and just never stopped consuming the dolls and Skullectors regardless if they're even familiar with the source material" kinda people? And yeah, that gets really annoying?

But I obviously didn't want this to be my cutting off point for watching their channel because ... Doll news?

So, I just wrote up the most, civil. neutral comment I could possibly articulate explaining how the Beetlejuice fandom's been practically built off of nothing but shipping for 36 years and how people can think whatever they want but Winona Ryder does ship it and it was quite frankly unprofessional of them to alienate Beetlebabes who might want to grab the two pack by implying there's a right way and a wrong way of interpreting the movie and the relationship between these iconic characters and they should respect the older fanbase and all the history that came before the musical?

And I was about to post it, but then I got nervous when I remembered, that I once purchased a doll from this person, which meant that they had my address at one point, which meant if they didn't like what I was saying, they could like, maybe dig it up and dox me? Or at least threaten to and I'd have cause to panic over it being like, legit or not? And I tried to brush it from my mind like nuh nuh they're cool they're cool... They're not on *that* level of Anti...

So then I just tried to check and refresh the comments to see any more overt ship bashing was taking place and of course, I just immediately find this:

So then I do this little blackout thingy for the usernames so that none of this can get back to youtube, and I go to screencap my comment so I can at least post it here in a vent, but I lost my comment trying to get the screen cap thingy to work and accidently clicking the youtube refresh button... 😔

... I just...I hate having such a lil' ghost face moment right now, but just like... I hate you legit fake horror fan Monster High collectors who can't appreciate horror having romantic subtext when that's the entire point yet you keep hoarding all the dolls anyway, I hate you little faggity boys with broccoli haircuts and split dyes who pressure girls into sending you nudes and the retired Mommy Vloggers who enable you, I find you extremely annoying XCanadensis, I hate you for your extremely annoying editing and intros zombiexcorn, I like you Lookin' Bratz but I hate your bratzline podcast cohost for fully admitting to doing a binge watch of all the Harry Potter movies in the franchise for "the first time ever" in fuckin' 2024 with absolutely no disclaimers or acknowledgment of the elephant in the room there and thinking that was a good idea to disclose something as quite frankly as disgusting as that and ruining what could've been a nice gothic doll chat for me and putting sour taste in my mouth about listening to the rest of your podcast...

And I especially hate that one dude with the ugly live action beauty and the beast dolls with the pink hair and the bowl cut and the glasses who for some reason keeps insisting every time she's brought up that Ghoulia Yelps can't be disabled/autistic because she's supposed to have some type of racial coding...

They're HEADCANONS!

They're PIECES OF PLASTIC!

GROW UP! 💀

(I love you weirdo OOAK Doll Artists, you're the only Real Ones left! ❤🫶)

[qomrades]

welcome to season 2 of twin peaks

"you alright down there?" he is visibly bleeding out

"warm milk" THANKS MAN

"thank you" DALE STOP SIGNING HIS GRATUITY BILL YOU ARE STILL BLEED9NG OUT

first 5 minutes of this season the longest of my life oh my fucking god. Is That A Ghost.?

thank you for the omens ominous french man. are you an alien of some sort or perhaps a mason

"you will require medical attention" yeah man i think he fuckin noticed

AUDREY I FORGOT YOUR DAD IS A PERVERT

what thr fuck jerry did u kill blackie or something

SCARIEST SCENE ALIVE STAY AWAY FROM HERRRRRRRRRRRR

"i would like to make love to a beautiful woman who i feel genuine affection for" implying you haven't before 🤔 curious

dale my goofster how i missed you and your autistic cadence

oooh please don't kill ronette poor ronette

why the fuck is his hair grey. leland palmer is an insane man i am a little bit obsessed with his mental decline

and Maddy's too hello?

WHY ARE THEY DANVING INSANE MEN??

really beginning this season with the kookiest shit they could imagine

intense and insane tension between dale and albert. i don't think they've known each other carnally but i do think a part of them has wanted to

james look different this season idk why

donna and her insane winona ryder slay. why is she seducing her boyfriend in prison. i feel like donna and james are going through thr craziest teen nancy drew light spice drama investigation novel ever and everyone else is doing whatever the fuck theyre doing in twin peaks.

what the fuck is up with the jazzy ass music. "Is it not okay for me to want you" WHAT ARE THEY ON. WHY DID SHE BITE HIM

ive become so lost these last few days without the show i need to be put back in thr boiling pot

why are dale's lower eyelashes so long and luscious

why are there so many pointed shots at the terrible hospital food

why are bobby and shelly genuinely cute. all i got is questions

loving the nadine/ed/norma/hank backstory. just the kind of drama im looking for

daddy issues conversation slightly messed around by bobby's crazy eyes. no hate to the guy but his overt facial expressions and large eyes scare me on occasion

hank did you just poison bobbys dad or some shit

andy's sweethearted nature makes its return. i missed your tears king

beginning to doubt that manslaughter of hanks was quite as manslaughter as he was saying it was

what the fuck are ben and jerry's deals

AUDREY DONT TELL THE HOT EVIL LESBIAN(?) YOURE NOT INTO HER

love the beautiful presentation put on by the hayward sisters. and then we pan across the table and the doctor looks disquieted, leland looks like the fucking godfather, Sarah looks as depressed as possible and donna and Maddy are just sitting there ominously.

leland there is something so fucking wrong w you babygirl

is audrey praying to dale? girl me too

THE GIANT FRENCH GHOST MAN IS BACK

DID HE JUST CAST FIREBALL

ronette is getting possessed like the girl from thr exorcist. why is some guy there. what the fuck is happeningggggg

[twinnedpeaks]

ooh top 5 actors + albums + lipsticks !!!

HMM HARD ONES .... winona ryder, tim curry, kyle maclachlan, christina ricci, lupita nyong'o.

albums i have no idea uhh right now it's the cure pornography, deftones white pony, type o negative october rust, the cure disintegration, ice nine kills welcome to horrorwood.

lipsticks are revlon satin ink black cherry, nyx snow white, nyx liquid suede alien, sephora brand cream lip stain dark red (the name has rubbed off lol), kvd lolita II !! also nyx powder puff lippies detention and willpower bc i cant choose i fuckin love lipstick

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

Mary Poppins and Edward Scissorhands

Edward Scissorhands is too childlike to be shipped with anyone and yea I’m including the canon one with Winona Ryder (fuckin hate that movie)

[mattnben-bennmatt]

Think back to the height of the Ben 'n' Matt frenzy, in 1997, when Affleck was dating Paltrow and Damon was seeing her friend Winona Ryder. "It was so gay," Affleck says, in the eight-year-old-girl sense of the word. "If I had gone by the tabloid stories of it, I would have been like 'Look at these fuckin' chumps. I just want to smack these people.' And I kind of wanted to smack myself," he admits. "But it's one of those things you kind of can't help. What are you going to say? 'Look, dude, don't go out with her. It'll look really weak.'" [...] Nor has Affleck been excluded from one of Hollywood's favorite games: Guess Who's Gay. His sexuality has been the subject of blind tabloid reports, and Affleck is often told that it's a foregone conclusion in the gay community that he and Damon are in love—a nugget that Affleck seems to get a particular kick out of. According to Hollywood gossip, says Affleck, "not only is every [actor] gay, but somebody has a friend who slept with them. Maybe there are gay people who are in the closet in Hollywood—I'm sure there probably are—but I'm sure they didn't sleep with Henry's friend." As for his own sexuality, Affleck says, "I like to think that if I were gay I would be out. Rupert Everett-style."

— From Ben Affleck's interview for Vanity Fair (October 1999).

[di-kot-o-me]

YOUR WEEKLY INSPIRING AND BARNBURNING STUMP SPEECH FROM McSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY...... AS PRESIDENT, I WILL CHAMPION GEN X RIGHTS

by MARCO KAYE

Wassup, fellow slackers, poseurs, losers, stoners, and the dorks smart enough to make loot before the dot-com crash.

I said yo, wassup! Not clapping? Good. Thought so.“A key barometer of the literary climate.” —The New York Times

I get that it’s totally wack, but this year, I’m running for president of the USA, because I want to represent you, the voiceless and forgotten, my fellow Gen Xers.

That’s right, my entire platform revolves around Gen X values, like fixing everything that sucks about this country—which is a lot. Our time is now. The boomers had their chance and blew it. Do we expect millennials to fix anything? Not when they’re busy crying in the office bathroom they won’t. And Gen Z? Sure. Get lost and TikTok a new aesthetic or whatever.

With my Gen X cabinet full of bitchin’ advisors, we’re gonna do what we do best: point out society’s flaws, work hard to work less, fire up the glorified blog, a.k.a. Substack, roll up our sleeves for another tattoo, and tell our grown-ass children to make their own goddamned mac and cheese.

Look, I am Gen X to the core. My parents divorced the day I was born. I lived in malls, surviving off Orange Julius samples and Chia Pet grass. Right after the Challenger explosion, I smoked my first cigarette. I was such a latchkey kid that I opened doors for other latchkey children. We raised ourselves without a cell phone or parent in sight, and turned out just fine, in no need of therapy today. I started a band before bands existed—we could have signed to Electra but didn’t want to sell out. In college, I translated the Cocteau Twins into English. At work, I stuck it to the Man by showing up and complaining. To this day, I never take off my chain wallet, not even in the shower.Winner of the John Newbery Medal. "Here is a book that is truly for all ages, as only the best stories are." —Isaac Fitzgerald, The Today Show (author's pick)

On the campaign trail, I did something I don’t typically do: I listened. I toured important Gen X enclaves, such as Austin, Bennington, Palm Springs, Montclair, and both Portlands. I took your shit talk into account, and present this plan:

Reclaim X.com for us. Just because Elon is an Xer doesn’t mean our culture is his costume. X will go back to what it was: Imgur links, confusion about how the site works, and posts about what we’re eating.

Put a stop to new slang, for we invented slang, and ours was hardcore, while words like rizz, sus, and no cap need to chill out.

Build a healthcare system focused specifically on Gen X pain points, like the lower back area, special carpal tunnel treatment centers, and, at long last, a cure for that eeeeeeeeeee we hear 24-7.

Engender world peace by using the powerful motto we coined, “Silence the Violence.”

Never forget, Gen X, we are the party of Kennedy. MTV’s Kennedy. Who I’m proud to announce as my VP. Kennedy’s first task: reclaim the word “rock star” from the hands of the corporation. Kennedy will also serve as cultural ambassador. We will play more post-punk in public spaces like airports and drugstores. We will pioneer a bold new way to microdose cocaine. Last but not least, we will order Max and other streaming services to broadcast softcore porn late at night once again!

The challenges are many. But if we want to truly slack into retirement, we need to fix the system, even though we hate the system. Like you, I will be lazy and full of self-loathing. But I will be your voice, raspy since my parliament will smoke Parliaments. It’s time we rise. Even the eldest millennial had it so much easier than any single one of us. Together, we are badass.

Thank you, and may our Goddess Winona Ryder bless the US of Fuckin’ A.

[asirenbyanyothername]

Would you imagine getting to kiss Winona Ryder? ?

She's a fuckin dream

[carhengeapocalypse]

I think Dean would like Heathers a lot. Like, Winona Ryder and Christian Slater are hot. The snark and weaponized teen angst. Violence and obsession played out while no adult in this town seems to truly care. Color-coordinated main characters like the power rangers.

It's funny and corny and brutal. He loves that shit. And he would love Veronica cuz she's the fuckin best

[dumbleb33]

ICONIC ACTUALLY yeah i fuckin love that 100/10 brilliant.

Hmmmm Kristen hmm hmm hmm I think no but like she’s giving Winona Ryder in Dracula vibes yknow? Just running around in those fancy dresses looking haunted lol just like “Simon I love you but please stop asking me if you can make me a vampire too, I can’t stomach the blood”

thinking about. vampire Simon. thoughts?

Positive thoughts only. I obviously love this. Vampire Simon is everything actually. Ahhhh just imagine him trying to compel Emma into like freeing him or being with him or whatever and she’s just laughing at him like you think I’m dumb I’ve got *insert whatever vampire protection thing* siiiigh how dreamy

Insert vampire hunter Travis and ofc Simon is the one who killed his father still ahhhhhh im actually obsessed this is all im going to think about all day now thank you bestie your visions are immaculate as always 🙏🏻

[skylarsblue]

So I'm watching Edward Scissorhands again for the first time in years....

I AM ALREADY SAD, THE TITLE CARD AND CREDITS MAKE ME SAD, WHAT IS HAPPENING?! I think it's cause all I can remember about this movie is that one scene...

"Hold me...." "...I can't...."

AGH, my soul-

[hoodwinkerx]

[lydiadeetzzx]

winona ryder & anthony hopkins

[skeetlebeetle]

made another one with the ladies cuz i’m bored as hell :)))

fuckin karen…… covering up the “straight” label on the y-axis……

anyway!!

obvi robin is gay and an ally bc she’s….. canonically gay. plus it j makes sense 2 me that she would be accepting of any other identity in the community

nancy would be a little confused (by mike coming out cough cough) but she’s got the spirit!!! that spirit is also gay bc she seems at least a little fruity 2 me….

erica is only homophobic if lucas comes out. she’s probably straight but she doesn’t seem like…. adverse….. 2 giving her identity a rethink…. yk?

joyce would be a million percent supportive of will, if a little confused. it’s winona ryder. cmon.

max is p much the same as erica except if she were homophobic at all, it would not be intentionally directed at an older brother j to piss him off (she’d j be a lil confused, it’s the 80s). actually that’s mostly bc that older brother is dead lmaoaoaoao. if billy came out when he was alive, max would totally become homophobic. damn it. maybe i should fix the graph…..

dustin’s mom is straight but not as straight as karen somehow. she’s like joyce except she doesn’t like….. connect with any of the identities at all. she’d j be like “why would i want to hate anyone??”

karen is straight and i think the rich-mom-that-is-subtly-homophobic vibes i get from her rubbed off on mike a lil. they’re j both a little stupid 🤪🤪🤪

ok that’s it. 4 now……

ok. ok listen. ik this is a little controversial. but lemme explain my thought process. lots of words ahead…..

billy? that man is gay. it doesn’t matter if he wasn’t meant to be gay, if the duffers say he’s not gay, if dacre says he’s not gay, or if you personally believe the man to be completely straight. he is a fruit to me, and that’s all that matters. but he is homophobic as fuck, we all know this

eddie is certainly gay but somehow not as extremely homoerotic as fuckin billy. he’s like…. casually gay. idc abt the crimped hair or the bandana in his pocket, he’s more casual abt being gay than billy. billy, if asked if he was gay, would go “u-u-u-uh n-n-n-no im not g-gay why would yuo think this…… daddy” whereas eddie would go “yeah” with an expression on his face akin to the roblox chill face. also he’s an ally obvi but not how we think of it 2day. he probably doesn’t understand all the nuances of gender n shit

finally, we’ve got steve. ik he supported robin but are we all j completely forgetting the like 2 times he called jonathan a “queer?” and that was onscreen alone. feels like that’s kind of a regular thing for him. anyway he’s even less of a modern ally than eddie is in the grand scheme of things but he’s definitely bi so.

gj!!! you read the whole thing!!! (probably not) here’s a template 4 being nice

[palmviolet]

if winona doesnt get any promo and meaningful screentime in s3... get ready to catch these fuckin hands