#fuckin law people

[terrainofheartfelt]

If one more man pesters me in an email about shit that is NOT my job I swear to god

[menderash]

i'm sorry for saying 'donations' instead of 'merch sales' on a personal vent post about racist microaggressions that i tagged for personal organization and deleted hours later. that's my bad for assuming white people would engage with my broader angst about racism and not the specifications of my wording. on my personal vent post about racism that i deleted hours later. my b.

[quietwingsinthesky]

i do love canon amy & rory but god, does some part of me wish they really had gone with the idea of the doctor picking up a child as a companion (and then later, that child’s best friend with a huge crush on her.) with the rest of the season really not changing at all, except now it’s amelia pond with an angel in her head killing her and lost alone in the woods. it’s little rory who dies and is forgotten and becomes a toy soldier. if this is going to be a fairy tale, then let it be one. children have never been safe in fairy tales.

[nat-without-a-g]

I find it pretty funny that Henry and Glenn don’t often get along/agree with each other because I’m pretty sure they have the most things in common between each other out of the season 1 dads.

Henry’s just too much of an anxious nerd.

[aroaceleovaldez]

Dude I don’t know where you’re getting this information that 13-14 guys can’t be tall at all. Literally every guy in my freshman high school grade (13-15 year olds) were all 5’6-6’0 at the beginning of the school year and they were all actively growing taller as the year went by. Letting people think Nico is average height or tall is not hurting nobody and you are still entitled to your opinion that Nico can be short. I believe all of Nico’s of various heights can coexist peacefully.

I did say "average" height and was only referring to the fact that Nico's canon height is never explicitly stated. Anyways allow me to rephrase:

my grievances only lie with the wiki for being baselessly wrong. tall nico headcanoners i have no beef with you understand i am simply being silly goofy on my blog mwah mwah

[falling-hand-in-unlovable-hand]

i really do think the majority of my problems would be solved if i was a dragon

[wingsofhcpe]

more greekhating today but I was lying down at a bench outside the mall bc I'm exhausted and a security guard came to scold me for doing that bc "it looks bad and others may wanna sit too".

the other 4 benches and 3 massive picnic tables were empty, also "it looks bad" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN LMAO??? What do I care what it looks like man. You put those things here for people to REST while they WAIT. Eat shit!

[rollforjackass]

it's funny and all to talk about crowley teaching aziraphale what ACAB means/why it's valid, but i'm being so serious when i say that he doesn't need to. aziraphale is already ACAB.

when he said in the book that he's "of course morally obliged" to assist local police in their enquiries, he didn't actually mean that shit. the whole premise of the book is aziraphale & crowley not agreeing with what they're 'of course' supposed to do and inventing cleverer and cleverer ways to get around it. when crowley told him to stop them before they got there then, aziraphale's response was "sure i'm down to miraculously knock out 40 policemen but heaven's going to start to notice". he couldn't spare them two fucks if they were fuckless.

aziraphale's the Original Gay. he's lived in soho for generations. he goes to discreet gentlemen's clubs and is basically the mafia in his area, he is the one that london queers would run to if they needed to hide from the cops and he would help them without a second thought. aziraphale says fuck the cops and fuck you too bootlickers, and he says it with a big bright smile.

[orcelito]

Reading up on the people on my election ballot and there's some combination of "can ANYONE tell me what their policies actually are???" (Specifically with the smaller offices) VS "Oh, so YOU'RE the reason why Indiana has an abortion ban! Duly noted!"

[fereldanwench]

i think im incapable at this point of experiencing new stories without thinking NEW AU NEW AU NEW for goro and valerie fdjghdk

[rosesradio]

i think my university fucking bit me wtf

[cryptvokeeper]

my brain must be wired to spin a roulette wheel of what One Piece character to rotate around in there because today it was fucking X Drake of all people. like I am just putting the fact that he was also on minion island in a jar and shaking it.

Like. Hes gotta know right. Hes GOT to have seen a picture on Sengoku’s desk or some shit and been like “hold on is that the dude that robbed my dad?” He’s GOTTA have heard reports of a rising pirate captain with the op-op fruit and been like “HOLD ON IS THAT THE FRUIT THE FLEET ADMIRALS DEAD SON STOLE FROM MY DAD???”

Like!!! Surely he must!!!

[sweetest-honeybee]

Not one of the apartment complexes in my area literally almost doubling in rent since I saved it a few months ago-

[rkirsch]

hey guys ive had a lot of um. fetish/kink blogs follow me lately with “18+” and “minors DNI” in their bio and i feel like i should point out that ive had “minor (17)” in my bio for like two weeks now and also its literally on my pinned post that i’m a minor so i don’t want specifically porn blogs following me on here😭😭 its genuinely like my only DNF boundary (other than. the obvious) like dont get me wrong i love you guys keep doing what you’re doing sex is awesome but if u dont want minors to interact then pls do not follow them (especially when it is in both bios and pinned posts thx)

[mxbitters]

i mentioned invader zim at the family cookout and my cousin has convinced me finally to actually make a real tangible plan to read johnny the homicidal maniac

[odessastone]

So so so nice to share my trans/alternate pronouns hcs with OW fandom and have them be well-received after coming from my previous fandom where transphobes wanted me dead