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i think im incapable at this point of experiencing new stories without thinking NEW AU NEW AU NEW for goro and valerie fdjghdk
#been watching the 100 and im like OOOH POST-APOCALYPTIC SPACE AU#grounder goro would be so fuckin hot#but i love kane and thelonius grappling with their strict adherence to the law at the expense of their people#and chucking goro into that dilemma is just mwah#valerie would probably be a spacer#she and raven actually share a lot of similarities#ass kicking computer nerd#(˶ᵔ ᵕᵔ˶)#t: wench watches stuff#ship: goro x valerie
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Headcanons for being the Justice League’s computer intelligence
Justice League x reader
warnings:
a/n: THANKS BABE. this is such an old request i am so freaking sorry
prompt: anonymous: “Hello! I would like to request a Justice League (DC Extended Universe) + Reader who is sort of their 'Person in the Chair' - helping behind the scenes to keep their weapons/powers/skillset in tact, but is not afraid to fight back if necessary? I would like these to be a set of headcanons, please? Thank you and Happy Writing! P.S. You're writing is incredible!”
you and alfred got along well
“glad i’m not the only one doing the grunt work anymore” -alfred
“and i was under the impression you loved this job” -you, sarcastically
you could frequently be found switching between important sites that actually helped during missions and reddit
“alfred hang on i want your opinion on this: ‘am i the asshole for trying on my bosses suit? i (25m) work with some pretty famous people and my boss (45m) has a really cool suit. it’s a little stiff but i think i like it. anyways, there’s a matching hat (if you will) and it smells AWFUL, so i sprayed it with febreeze but it only made it worse—’” -you
“hang on. this cant be…” -alfred
“HOW DID YOU FIND MY REDDIT ACCOUNT?!” -barry, over comms
“your name is scarletspeedster, and we’ve been trying to wash that febreeze smell from the cowl for weeks.” -you
“my god, barry. next time, just use an old suit” -alfred
“really?!” -barry
“no” -you and alfred
you do a lot of gadget/weapon design with JL members
“it’s acceptable” -bruce
“wow, thanks” -you
“it’s…it’s good work. i mean it” -bruce
diana sits with you and tells you stories, sometimes theyre very informational
“so if you ever do end up fighting, you’re going to want to craft a very nice sword for yourself. i know you’re good at that, you’ll do just fine” -diana
barry nerds out with you sometimes
he gets real excited when he sees you designing stuff on the computer
and tries to be helpful
“wind resistance might be a problem with this design, you should go sleeker” -barry
“hey, barry? if you don’t let me do my job im gonna design a tool specifically to shut you up” -you
“harsh!” -barry
“sorry, maybe a little too far. but let me work” -you
arthur wanted cooler clothes
“can i get you some material from atlantis so you can make me a nicer suit?” -arthur
“only if you bring me extra so i can have fun with it” -you
“not a problem for the king, its a deal” -arthur
clark didn’t really need/want much
but he was a great help when testing new weapons and suits
“can you just…laser vision that target right ahead. new suit material” -you
“yeah, stand back” -clark
it held for a good 20 seconds
“better than i thought” -you
you were their eyes in the sky on missions
directions, lookout, enemies, obstacles, detours, you name it
and yeah, maybe victor could also do a great deal of this stuff, but you got to do it behind the scenes and you actually got paid pretty well for it
but occasionally you did ask him for tech support
“victor, the batcomputer froze” -you
“i know, i did that on purpose” -vic
“can you unfreeze it so i can see what’s going on?” -you
“what’s the password?” -vic
*sigh* “ilovevicstone123” -you
diana let you spar with her sometimes
which honestly scared you every time bc you know she could kill you if she wanted to (but you knew she would never)
(but she could)
you’d never be apart of the justice league, which was very okay with you because you loved being behind the scenes and not being shot at
and so long and you had tea with alfred while the rest of them were kicking ass, you’d manage
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can you please do something for sub! dave lizewski? possibly including a mommy kink? like maybe she finds out his kickass and he apologizes (like the one scene) and then smut? or you can do whatever else you want
I didn't mean to scare you...
Pairings: Fem!reader X Dave Lizewski
warnings: smut (EVERYONE IS 18+), mommy kink, femdom, swearing, he's kinda gross but ya'll already knew that.
A/N: YESSSS! I need more requests like this oml! Also, I am so sorry this took so long to whip up but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless!!♡
It had been a few months since the internet and Myspace all started to get overtaken by the popularity of Kick-ass, the world’s new superhero, which, yeah. It was a little weird that you could approach him in any stray alley you wandered into. You kinda liked it. The way his voice cracked in that clip all over the news got you hotter than you would've liked to admit...
You sat in art class, mostly just using the period to talk to your friends while lazily sketching in one of your notepads so you wouldn't get in trouble. "He is so hot! Oh, my lord, i would hit that." You exclaimed to your best friend, Dave and his little 'group' of friends (if you could call them that). Marty exchanged a smirk with Todd and snickered. Dave chuckled and looked at you, a little longer than he had before. “I-Really? Him?” He asks, almost nervously.
“Automatic yes.” The conversation ended when the bell rang deafeningly as he quickly gathered his books and comics and whisked himself off to biology class while you stared him down, taking your time to get up as you would ditch the next class.
That night, you're playing on your computer, with your headphones on, letting the blaring music take over your brain for the thoughtless task you were performing when you see a person next to your window on your roof and your heart spikes. You get up slowly, not wanting to alarm them and you grab your knife your parents gave you for self defense. You then hear a knock on the glass.
You furrow your eyebrows in confusion then open the window to reveal Kick-ass, the city's superhero. Your eyes widen as you back away purely in shock. "Kick-ass?!" You shout. He motions for you to be quiet as he climbs into your bedroom.
"Y/N...I...I have to tell you..." He pauses, looking down. He takes his mask off, revealing Dave Lizewski...The school nerd...? You shoot him a confused look. "Dave?!" You exclaim. His look turns to worry.
You get up, grabbing his hands. "You should've told me sooner..."You look up to him. "I always thought Kick-ass was hot and now he's even hotter." You smirk up to him. His eyes widen. You get up, grabbing his hands. "You should've told me sooner..."You look up to him. "I always thought Kick-ass was hot and now he's even hotter." You smirk up to him. His eyes widen. "I don't want this ruin our friendship..." He blushes. You kiss him in a hurry before he can say anything more.
You make your way down to his neck, leaving hickeys and nipping at the sensitive skin that hadn't been touched before. "Fuck, Y/N...!" He cries as your teeth catch onto a particularly sensitive spot. Your lips curve into a mischievous smirk as you push him down onto your bed, climbing over him and pinning him to the bed.
You like that?" You ask teasingly, gently dragging your knee over his painfully obvious boner. He inhales sharply and throws his head against the sheets. "Fuuuuck!" He moans while you throw your leg over his, sitting directly on his hard cock, teasing and dry-humping him through the green fabric that held him prisoner. "You like to be cock teased, hmm?"
"Fuck, please, mommy...Just fucking put it in." He pants as he watches your waist torment him further. "Say please.." You weren't gonna make him beg any further, while you would've loved that, your sopping heat was just getting more and more soaked as you grinded against his 7 inch, red, violently stiff cock.
"Please....Please, mommy, please put it in.." He mewls as he bucks his hips into yours. He sits up, unzipping his suit, leaving it to you to tear if off of him, throwing it off somewhere in your room.
You slam him back onto the bed, pinning him by his biceps. You sink yourself down onto his angry, red cock. He sucks a breath in and once again, throws his head back, his curls bouncing against the bed. He lets something like a groan and whimper slip past those cracked, cold lips, his fingers interlocking yours. You sit still while he holds onto your hand, his nails digging into the back of your hand. "Shit, you're so fucking big, Dave..."
"God...Fuck, quit squeezing me...Gonna run out of air here." He jokes, letting an airy chuckle out again. You chuckle back and lean down, your chest touching his, getting right in his ear. "We're just getting started, baby." You whisper. "Can I move..?" You lick up the side of his ear and the bite down harshly at the top. "He whimpers again and nods.
You slam down onto him and he grunts, taking your rough manner with such grace. "Fuck, Y/N...Fuck!" His voice cracks as you roughly slam down on him repeatedly, milking him of every drop he has to offer you. He sits up, sloppily kissing you, silencing his whimpers. His brows furrow as he can feel himself get close. He breaks away, roughly grabbing your hips. "I- I can't... I'm gonna cum, I'm sorry..." He mumbles against your lips. You can't help but smile at how cute he was, apologizing for cumming too quickly when in realty you thought it was cute. Tears form in his eyes as he pumps his seed into you. He cries as he falls back, exhausted, his eyes closing.
#atj x reader#atj#atjohnsonedit#aaron taylor johnson#aarontaylorjohnson#kick ass#dave lizewski x y/n#dave lizewski x reader#dave lizewski smut#dave lizewski
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hi hey hello i have started watching a new crime drama and I AM OBSESSED. it's called 雪迷宫 or, for some reason, The First Shot, although it should be more properly Snow Maze. it's a period piece set in 1997 and it's produced by ZHANG YIMOU which must be why the production values are actually good??? anyway i am here to tell you all about it and why you should be watching it okay here we go
first of all there's a big hot dumb cop, zheng bei. yes that's huang jingyu and you might not like him because of his apparently quite sketchy personal life but all i care about in this case is that he's tall, and thoughtful, and a police captain who's protective of his people and a little bit of an idiot. my catnip tbh. (i guess he was in addicted too? somehow breaking the you-can-only-be-in-one-BL rule?)
(ETA that by "dumb" of course he's not dumb at all, only by comparison; cf. my own stupid meta on this fascinating topic)
then there's an effete genius consultant, gu yiran (wang ziqi), who knows everything there is to know about drugs. he comes from the south to help these ignorant northerners form an anti-narcotics unit. he's such a massive nerd, the team doesn't like him until they realize that he runs 10k every morning and can outrun motorcycles and is actually quite useful. then suddenly it's no longer "gu-laoshi" but is all "ran-ge" this and "ran-ge" that. he can't dance for shit. i adore him.
there's a superb seven-samurai style Assembling The Team sequence in which this cop is brought in as the muscle. Her nickname is mad dog yao and she kicks the ass of an entire club at one point. we love her. her only problem is that, not unlike zhang haixing in tibetan sea flower, she will in fact fight a wall. here's gu yiran's face after a drug dealer mistakenly underestimates her and she stomps on him.
one of my favorite things about this drama so far is how poor the police are. it's 1997 in a dinky northern precinct and these cops ain't got shit. no computers. rudimentary cellphones. barely any forenic analysis, and most of that is on pieces of paper. no bullpen. no interrogation rooms. they have to interview suspects at their desks.
captain zheng is so underpaid he can't even afford a real pointer for his situation board, he has to go outside and get a literal stick.
drives his dad's chicken delivery van. has to slam himself against the front door to open it. everything about this is absolutely perfect.
i'm only on episode 7 but this shit is already brotastic. please behold:
yes that is an actual line from the show. yes gu yiran has to live with captain zheng, they can't afford fancy accommodations for him. turns out there's a trundle bed made out of paper clips but that's okay, they still get plenty of cosy domestic time together.
and that's also what i already love about this drama—in spite of being about anti-narcotics, it's also very slice of life, very daily city life, with meals and neighbors and friends and family and did i mention food, there is so much eating in this drama. it's gorgeous. also i'm improving my colloquial chinese by leaps and bounds.
of course you are you stupid service top, now take care of the baby.
and those are just some of the reasons why you should be watching the first shot, which is funny and suspenseful and unexpectedly brainy and well-cast and has beautiful opening credits. there are 19 episodes on youku's youtube channel right now and the subs are shockingly high quality. i'm hooked, and also so mad at my day job because i can't just binge it, pls join me in this handbasket
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imagine steve waiting on you
this goes out to all my babes that love punk music
The hallway leading to your office was quiet, the echoes of Steve Roger's footsteps were quiet but pronounced. He checked his watch and smiled, you were supposed to meet him downstairs fifteen minutes ago. As he drew closer to your office, the silence had gave way to heavy, loud music. He chuckled to himself and opened the office door. As always his ears were assaulted by the sounds of lead vocalist Keith Morris of Black Flag. Of course, he had left the band citing creative differences and a self proclaimed coke habit but you had always preferred Morris's vocals over the other singers.
Why did Steve know this?
Because you were a complete music nerd and he adored getting you drunk to hear your rants over why the southern California punk movement produced some of the greatest punk bands of all time.
Anything for love.
"Your ears are going to bleed out," Steve turned down the speakers near the door and smiled over at you.
At your desk, you looked up from your computer. "Shit."
"Yup."
Steve looked handsome and put together, while you were wearing an old Bad Religion tee from your high school days. "Fuck."
Steve laughed, telling you it was fine. "I sorta lied about the reservation time, we still have an hour."
Shutting down your computer, because work can wait until tomorrow, you smiled up at your boyfriend. "You are so getting your dick sucked tonight."
He laughed, cheeks redder than a tomato. "At least let me buy you dinner..."
Moving from your desk to Steve, you melted into his arms as he kissed your forehead, then your lips. His arms wrapped around your body and you relaxed under his touch. "I can give you dessert now, if you want..."
Steve groaned but kissed you softly on the lips. "Later, baby. I know you haven't eaten much today. Let me take you out to dinner."
Nodding you kissed him once more. "Fine, I better go get changed. This dissertation is kicking me in the ass. After this is all done, I want to take a long vacation and fuck your brains out."
Again the man blushed but quickly added that California could be a good vacation spot. Your eyes immediately lit up and Steve laughed as you listed all the bands that came out of California. He helped motioned you out of the office, letting you go on and on because even though he hadn't the slightest clue what you were talking about - he loved seeing you so passionate and he had to admit, it kind of turned him on.
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The Wonder Duo Takes Down Grape Juice
Minoru Mineta messed up big time.
He crossed the line—so far over it, he couldn’t see it anymore—and managed to piss off the two people who were willing to do something about it. The *only* two, apparently.
This time, the Wonder Duo isn’t charging in with fists or quirks blazing. Instead, they’re playing the long game, armed with something far more dangerous: a meticulously crafted plan. Calculated, ruthless, and utterly foolproof to ensure there’s no way for him to weasel out of the consequences.
***Sexual Harassment is alluded to/talked about in this fic! Nothing is spoken about in graphic detail but just be warned!***
***Mineta POV in parts of the story*** ( I feel like that needs a trigger warning, lol)
read on ao3 -> The Wonder Duo Takes Down Grape Juice
Katsuki Bakugou was in a damn good mood.
Not just a passing, "oh, things don’t suck for once" kind of good.
The kind of good that made his usual scowl curl into something almost smug, less rabid dog and more wolf licking its chops after a fresh kill. Why wouldn’t he be? He’d just wiped the fucking floor with Deku during training.
Yeah, Deku. Mr. All-Powerful-Chosen-One-And-His-Fifty-Million-Fucking-Quirks.
For once, the nerd couldn’t pull some out-of-nowhere strategy from thin air or cry his way into some miraculous comeback. Nope.
King Explosion Murder: Dynamight took the W, and holy shit, it felt sweet.
Still riding the high of kicking the Symbol of Peace 2.0’s ass, Katsuki figured he’d earned himself a feast.
A proper reward, the kind that could satisfy the rarest of wins: the taste of outsmarting Deku. Maybe katsudon. Yeah, it was cliché, but nothing hit quite like steaming rice and juicy cutlets smothered in eggs. And sure, Deku’s favorite dish didn’t influence his craving at all. (Fuck you for even thinking that.)
Hell, he might even save some leftovers for the nerd.
If he was feeling generous.
Probably not.
(Most definitely.)
He turned the corner into the common room, mentally debating which idiot’s pantry hoard he’d raid when a prickling tension shot through him. His muscles went rigid. It wasn’t the adrenaline-fueled buzz of combat readiness, but something worse. Deeper. Like the room was waiting to swallow him whole.
What the actual fuck is this?
At first, Katsuki’s brain went to villains.
It always did. Danger, chaos, explosions—that was how he worked. Someone had to be screwing with his head, right? Someone like that stab-happy, freaky blood girl with the soul-crushing grin.
She’d popped up as Pinky once before, hadn’t she? There had to be an explanation, because there was no way this was real.
And yet, the truth sat there like a slap to the face.
Pinky—Mina-fucking-Ashido—was crying.
No, not just crying. Not the tears-you-see-in-sap-TV-bullshit kind of crying. She was sobbing like the entire world had gone up in flames. Her whole body shook, curls spilling across her face like a shield she didn’t want to lift.
Katsuki froze.
This didn’t compute.
Mina didn’t cry.
She was an obnoxious firecracker, bright and loud as hell, the life of the party even when you wanted her to shut the fuck up. Always dancing in stupid TikToks, nagging Kirishima about his hair routine, or pulling Hagakure into a whispered gossip spiral about god knows what.
Occasionally, sure, she’d flop onto the couch and sigh dramatically about her "horrible" problems: “Blasty, my nails keep chipping! It’s the end of my life!” Usually, followed by some bullshit story about how her favorite moisturizer ran out.
This wasn’t that.
“Mina?” The word came out too loud, more bark than question. It tore through the common room like an explosion, shaking both the silence and her trembling form. “What the hell are you doing just sittin’ there?”
Nothing.
Mina didn’t move, didn’t even flinch. Her arms curled tighter around her legs as if to anchor herself.
Katsuki’s frown deepened, an unfamiliar tightness settling in his chest.
His instincts screamed at him to grab her shoulders, shake the answer out of her, but something in the air warned him to stop. He’d fucked this up enough in the past—getting his provisional license drilled that lesson into him. Harsh words and blunt actions weren’t always the answer.
Sometimes, sometimes, a gentler approach was the only way forward.
Did it make him good at this kind of shit?
Hell no.
Did he care enough about Mina to try?
Hell yes.
He stomped closer, his boots heavy against the polished floor, and crouched down in front of her. Planting himself between her and the rest of the common room, Katsuki positioned himself like a wall—a shield against whatever shitstorm had brought her here. His usual scowl softened by half a degree, and after a small pause, he slowly reached out. His calloused fingers brushed under her chin, lifting her face just enough to meet his eyes.
“Look at me,” he muttered, his voice losing some of its usual sharp edges.
Her face was a mess.
Puffy, red-rimmed eyes glistened with unshed tears, and her cheeks were streaked with dried salt tracks. She looked hollow, like a photograph of herself that had faded in the sun. The sight churned his stomach, unfamiliar and deeply unsettling.
Where was her usual vibrance?
Her light?
It pissed him off. And not just because he hated seeing her like this—but because somebody had clearly caused it.
“Oi,” he growled, voice quieter this time but no less dangerous. “Who the fuck do I need to kill?”
He wasn’t joking. Not even a little.
The words were more fact than question.
Whoever had done this—whoever had hurt her—was going to pay for it in ways they couldn’t even begin to imagine. If there was no justice waiting for them, then Katsuki himself would drag them down to hell if no divine intervention showed up first.
That promise must have been clear in his face, because for the first time that day, Mina looked startled. She blinked, a flicker of the old her flashing through the exhaustion clouding her gaze. Her lips twitched—just barely—a faint, weak thing that almost resembled a smile.
And for one brief second, he thought maybe—just maybe—he was helping.
Then her gaze dropped again, her expression crumpling as reality came crashing back down. Her fingers tightened around her legs, knuckles going white, and she sucked in a shuddering breath.
Finally, her voice came, quiet and broken.
“It’s Mineta,” she whispered, each syllable heavy with shame and hurt.
The name hit like a bomb detonating in his head.
Mineta.
Of fucking course it was Mineta.
Katsuki’s hands curled into tight fists, nails biting into his palms.
That grape-haired fuck should have been dealt with a long time ago.
Hell, the fact that Aizawa—arguably the most no-nonsense, trash-clearing teacher UA had ever seen—hadn’t expelled his sorry ass by now was un-fucking-believable. If this bastard had gone after Mina, the bubbly heart of Class 2-A, Katsuki wasn’t sure if the bastard even deserved the dignity of an apology after Katsuki beat him within an inch of his worthless life.
He’d also be having a very long conversation with Eraserhead after.
Because letting his shit slide for this long was not okay.
His fists clenched tight enough that tiny crackles of heat began to flicker around his knuckles. The fiery rage coiled in his gut was kept barely in check—just enough to keep him from torching the furniture.
He’d heard plenty of Mineta’s gross commentary in passing before, stupid shit about the girls’ uniforms or their “figures.” Most of the time, Mina or Yaoyorozu would shut him down with a sharp comment, and Jirou had once threatened to shove her earphone jack straight down his throat if he got too loud.
But that was the thing—those moments always passed.
The girls laughed it off, brushing his shit behavior under the rug like it didn’t matter. And, okay, Katsuki might’ve thought it didn’t, either. Hell, he’d never witnessed the worst of it himself.
He’d assumed the bastard kept himself on a leash just enough to avoid expulsion.
He didn’t even realize how wrong he’d been. Not until now.
Seeing Mina like this—reduced to shaking sobs instead of her usual blaring chaos—made one thing crystal clear. Whatever that bastard had done wasn’t just stupid comments or gross jokes anymore. This wasn’t a passing annoyance. It wasn’t something anyone should brush off.
This was going to end here.
“What the fuck did he say?” Katsuki snarled. “What the fuck did he do? I want details—‘cause I swear on everything I’m giving it back to him ten goddamn times worse.”
Mina flinched at his volume, and he forced himself to exhale slowly, scrubbing his palm across his face.
He hated this.
He hated that he couldn’t even comfort her without turning into a goddamn nuclear meltdown.
But he’d always been like this.
Even after two years, even after everything he’d tried to learn about being less of an ass, his anger still burned just below the surface, ready to erupt at any moment. Sure, he’d mellowed—kind of—but he was still Bakugo Katsuki.
But for Mina’s sake, he had to try.
He looked back at her, taking in the slight tremble of her lip, the way her body seemed to fold in on itself like she wanted to disappear. His voice dropped a little more, low and steady as he added, “Tell me what he did, Mina. I need to know.”
He didn’t just need it for revenge. He needed it to protect her—because nobody did this to one of their own and got away with it.
Not while he was around.
Katsuki planted himself more firmly, his knees protesting slightly from crouching so long, but he didn’t budge.
Mina needed the time—needed something—and he sure as hell wasn’t about to rush her. Not this time. He could feel her tremors through the silence, each small shake tugging at something unfamiliar in his chest.
Was this what they called patience?
It wasn’t something he wore comfortably, but for Mina, he’d make it work.
She sniffled softly, and his mind raced.
What the hell was he supposed to do here? His usual mode of operation was more bulldozer, less tender caregiver. For a moment, his jaw worked in silence as he replayed fleeting memories of others dealing with this kind of thing.
What do people do when someone’s crying?
His mom sure as hell hadn’t been much of a reference—“stop crying, brat!” wasn’t going to cut it.
Then he remembered seeing Deku’s mom once, years ago, when they were kids. She’d sat beside Izuku after a bad day, rubbing circles on his back and speaking so softly even Katsuki couldn’t hear.
It had worked, too—the idiot had calmed down faster than a firework fizzling out.
Well, fuck it. Worth a shot.
Cautiously, Katsuki lifted a hand, hovering awkwardly behind Mina’s shoulder before finally pressing it lightly to her back. His fingers were stiff at first, unsure, but he started moving them in slow circles, imitating the motion he’d seen all those years ago.
She tensed under his touch at first, startled by the unexpected gesture.
Her breath hitched sharply, and for a second, he wondered if he’d overstepped and made it worse. But the tension melted quickly, her shoulders easing just a fraction. The shaking softened too, though her sniffles persisted.
It seemed to work.
Huh. Not bad, he thought, cataloging the move for later. Maybe it wasn’t too terrible to have something in his arsenal besides yelling and blasting things.
A broken sound dragged his focus back to her as she finally tried to speak.
“He—” Mina hiccupped, choking on the word. A small, trembling hand darted up to swipe at her face, as if it could erase the tear tracks still marking her cheeks. She took another shaky breath, eyes fluttering shut, before trying again. “He…”
Her voice cracked mid-word, and for a heartbeat, Katsuki felt like his insides might split apart. His gut churned with frustration, anger, helplessness—all the shit he was never good at processing. He fought down the immediate urge to storm out and fix this the only way he knew how: with fists and explosions.
Right now, that wouldn’t help her. And helping her came first.
“I’m listening,” he murmured, voice rough but gentler than it had been all day.
It was the nudge she needed, apparently.
Between uneven breaths, she forced the words out in pieces, so soft they were almost swallowed by the still air of the common room.
By the time she finished, Katsuki’s blood felt like liquid fire coursing through his veins. A rage hotter and more intense than any explosion he could muster pulsed in his chest, pounding in his skull, blurring his vision at the edges. His hand stilled on her back, flexing like it was trying to grip an imaginary bomb to launch into the nearest target.
Yeah. That bastard was fucking dead.
His mind immediately spun with possibilities.
Every bone in his body screamed at him to march upstairs right now, grab Mineta by his ugly little haircut, and make sure he understood exactly what hell looked like up close.
But—dammit—he couldn’t do that. Not yet.
Mina’s fragile sniffle brought him back down a notch. She wasn’t ready for explosions or confrontation. She needed calm. Quiet. Someone who could pull her out of the hell Mineta had dragged her into.
He adjusted his posture, relaxing his tense shoulders, and looked for anything—anything—that might make her laugh, or even just smile. The pink streak of her hair curled in messy tufts against her damp cheeks, her alien-like horns slumped slightly forward as if drooping under the weight of everything.
Come on, he thought. Think of something, dumbass.
“You’re pretty damn lucky, y’know,” Katsuki muttered finally, keeping his voice low but firm.
Mina blinked at him, her wide, red-rimmed eyes darting up to meet his. She didn’t look convinced, but curiosity flickered in the background.
“Lucky?” she rasped, barely audible.
“Yeah,” he said with exaggerated seriousness, giving her back another careful circle. “Lucky I didn’t have any other plans tonight, ‘cause now I’ve gotta waste my time kicking the absolute shit outta that bastard for you.”
It wasn’t much—definitely not comedy gold—but it got a reaction. A single puff of air escaped her lips. Quiet, shaky, barely there—but unmistakably the start of a laugh.
“See?” Katsuki pressed, smirking slightly. “There’s that dumb face you make when you laugh. Told you I could get it back.”
Mina sniffled again, a hint of a watery chuckle escaping her throat. She shook her head lightly, but her lips twitched upward, just enough to count.
It wasn’t much. It wasn’t nearly enough.
But for now, it was something.
And it was enough to fuel him. Because as soon as he was sure Mina was okay—or at least as close to okay as she could be—Mineta was going to learn what hell on earth felt like.
And Katsuki would make damn sure it burned.
Katsuki stayed with her longer than he intended.
He didn’t say much—didn’t need to.
His presence was enough, a steady, unrelenting anchor as Mina slowly collected herself. Her trembling subsided bit by bit, and the sniffling grew less frequent, though her puffy eyes and occasional hiccups told him the storm hadn’t completely passed.
Still, progress was progress.
He even stayed long enough to shoot Kirishima a quick text under the table:
Oi. Pinky’s a mess. Get your ass here and take over. I got trash to take out.
His thumb hovered over the send button before he added another line:
Don’t fuck it up. Be her rock or some shit. She needs you.
Katsuki hated to admit it, but if anyone could handle Mina with the gentleness and understanding she needed right now, it was Eijirou. And though Katsuki wasn’t one for leaving things half-finished, Mina deserved someone who wasn’t about to explode at the first mention of that name.
Moments later, Kirishima’s enthusiastic response lit up the screen:
On it! I’ll be right there, bro. Thanks for telling me!
Katsuki slid the phone back into his pocket, preparing to stand, but Mina’s soft voice stopped him.
“Wait, Kats…”
He turned, looking down at her. She was still curled on the couch, clutching her knees, but there was a little more color in her face now. Her horns stood straighter, and the faintest spark of her usual self had returned to her exhausted eyes.
“You’re not gonna…” Her voice wavered as she hesitated. “You’re not actually gonna kill him… are you?”
Katsuki tilted his head, crossing his arms as a slow smirk crept onto his face. His reply came low and razor-sharp.
“No.” He let the word hang for a moment before adding, “I’m gonna do worse.”
Her expression faltered, torn between worry and incredulous humor, but Katsuki was already turning toward the hall.
It didn’t take long to form a plan. Hell, he already had the bones of it in his head. The plan he had brewing required backup—not some random idiot like Round Face or Electric Dunce, but someone who could actually help.
Someone just as good at scheming as Katsuki was at winning.
And there was only one nerd with a hero complex big enough to share his burning rage right now.
Fishing his phone from his pocket, he started dialing as he stalked toward the hall. His footsteps echoed against the walls, matching the fury burning in his chest.
It didn’t take long for the other end of the line to pick up.
“Kacchan?” Deku’s voice filtered through the speaker, half-surprised and half-excited, like Katsuki never called just to chat. “What’s up?”
“Get your ass to my room,” Katsuki ordered, pacing like a caged tiger. “Now. We got a little extra-credit assignment to do.”
“Wait, what kind of—”
“Mineta fucked up. Big time.” The words came out sharp and deliberate. Katsuki’s rage simmered just beneath the surface, but his tone was chillingly calm. “So we’re making sure the little shit doesn’t just get punished. He’s getting kicked the fuck out.”
Silence. Then—soft, deadly serious:
“I’ll be there in five.”
Perfect.
This wasn’t just about petty vengeance anymore. Katsuki Bakugou was going to dismantle Mineta’s future at U.A.—strategically, of course.
And Deku was the perfect partner in crime.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
Mina walked into class the next day feeling a little lighter.
The events of the previous evening still lingered at the back of her mind, but it didn’t feel as suffocating now. Talking to Eijirou had helped—he always had a way of brightening her mood with his warmth and encouragement.
But honestly?
It was Blasty who’d really done it.
She hadn’t expected him to be the one to stick around, much less help her through the worst of it. Hell, she hadn’t ever seen him like that before—genuine, kind in his own explosive way. Sweet, even. Could you even call promising to murder someone "sweet"? Probably not.
Still, it was strangely comforting, in that very Bakugo Katsuki way.
His willingness to protect her, to act like what she’d been through mattered, made her start to understand why Midoriya looked up to him so much. Katsuki wasn’t just all fire and fury; there was something deeper underneath the rough edges.
Something good.
Of course, she had known that, but this was the first time sh had experienced it firsthand.
Mina adjusted the strap of her bag as she stepped into the classroom.
She liked to arrive in that perfect middle ground—not early enough to look like a try-hard, but not late enough to earn one of Iida’s dramatic scoldings.
As expected, she found the usual suspects already there.
One of them being Katsuki.
He was slouched in his chair like a king on an unimpressive throne, feet up on his desk, arms crossed, and his trademark scowl on full display. The sight made her smile faintly despite herself. No matter what unexpected depths he might have shown last night, some things about Katsuki Bakugo never changed.
She glanced his way as she crossed the room.
When she met Katsuki’s gaze, her breath caught in her throat. His crimson eyes bored into hers, sharp and blazing with something unspoken. She hesitated mid-step, uncertain of what he was trying to say.
Then he made a gesture—subtle and deliberate.
Flexing his fingers, he raised a hand and clenched it slowly, twisting as though crushing something invisible in his palm. There was no theatrics to it, no wild snarls or exaggerated movements. This wasn’t the Katsuki who riled up opponents with over-the-top smirks and loud threats.
This was colder. Controlled.
And far more terrifying.
Its message was clear: Mineta had been dealt with.
She still couldn’t shake the memory of him storming off the night before, fury radiating off him in waves after he’d sworn to handle Mineta. Part of her had braced for the aftermath—a round of deafening explosions shaking the dorms, or worse, a midnight announcement that Katsuki had gone too far and landed himself in deep trouble.
But none of that had happened. The dorms had been eerily calm.
It was unsettling in its own way, knowing he had done… something.
Katsuki Bakugo didn’t make empty promises. He didn’t just let things slide. Mina had spent the evening wrapped in messy, complicated feelings, wondering how far Katsuki would go to keep his word. Part of her almost wanted him to cross a line—just a little.
After what Mineta had done, didn’t he deserve it?
But deep down, she also knew she’d hate to see Katsuki get himself expelled over a scumbag like that.
The corner of her mouth quirked upward despite herself.
Slipping into her seat, she shook her head lightly. Mineta, ever the oblivious fool, had no idea the monster he’d just pissed off. If the purple-haired idiot thought he was in the clear just because Katsuki hadn’t flattened half the school last night, he couldn’t have been more wrong.
Still, whatever amusement she felt was short-lived.
The door opened again, and in walked Midoriya.
Mina tensed immediately.
Izuku was usually a walking bundle of sunshine, the kind of person you couldn’t help but feel lighter around.
Not today. Today, he was …different.
His steps were slow, purposeful.
His movements flowed with precision, each action controlled and deliberate. Izuku’s emerald-green eyes swept across the classroom once—not too fast, not too slow—before landing squarely on Katsuki. There was no fidgeting, no scribbling in his ever-present notebook, and none of his usual cheery greetings to classmates.
Instead, his expression was calm, eerily so, with his jaw set just enough to suggest restrained power. Mina swallowed hard. The warmth that usually radiated from Izuku had been replaced by something cooler, sharper. There was an undercurrent of danger—a quiet intensity that made her straighten instinctively, like her body recognized a predator before her mind fully caught up.
He looked... dangerous.
Then it happened.
The moment their gazes locked, the entire room seemed to shift. Katsuki, slouched lazily in his seat, uncoiled like a predator stretching after spotting its prey. His lips curled into a smirk, slow and deliberate, and the raw confidence that emanated from him felt nearly suffocating. There was nothing loud or exaggerated about it.
This was a wolf who knew it had the upper hand and wasn’t in any rush to pounce.
Izuku didn’t say a word.
He didn’t have to. He gave a single, short nod in response—decisive and exact.
No words. No theatrics. Just a silent exchange of understanding so complete it sent a shiver racing down Mina’s spine.
This was bad.
Katsuki and Izuku working together?
That wasn’t teamwork. That was a fucking conspiracy—two apex predators closing in on the same target.
When two of the deadliest, most driven guys in the class were on the same page, there was only one possible outcome. And for the first time, Mina found herself feeling sorry for Mineta.
Well…
Almost.
If it weren’t for what he’d done to her—and likely tried to do to others—she might have been more worried about what Katsuki and Izuku had planned. Instead, a grim sense of satisfaction crept over her.
Her gaze darted between the boys, who seemed eerily calm now, both of them moving with the quiet confidence of people who knew they had already won.
Her stomach tightened.
What the hell are you two planning?
As Izuku approached his desk, he spared Mina a glance—a fleeting but pointed look that spoke volumes. He wasn’t just a strategist today; he was a man on a mission, and somehow, Mina realized, that mission was personal.
For her.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
The air changed the moment they arrived at Ground Beta.
The sprawling industrial training site was already filled with the usual clutter—broken-down cars, mock-up buildings, and obstacles strategically placed for their training scenarios. They’d been here countless times, and it was always a blend of excitement and nerves for the students.
But today, Mina couldn’t shake the feeling that there was something… off.
Aizawa, as usual, kept things brief.
He gathered the class together in their gym uniforms and explained the day’s task with his trademark no-nonsense attitude.
“This’ll be a civilian rescue scenario,” he drawled, his scarf swaying slightly in the breeze. “Consider this a full simulation. Treat the obstacles, the injured, and the conditions as real. Civilians need rescuing, but your priority is safety—yours and theirs.”
The class nodded in unison, some more enthusiastically than others.
Mina tried to focus on the details of the task, but her attention snapped to the figure approaching from the edge of the training field.
“Ah, perfect timing,” Aizawa muttered.
Mina’s heart sank a little as she recognized the distinct small, furred figure making his way toward them.
Principal Nezu.
Of all days…
Nezu’s appearance immediately heightened her unease.
It wasn’t that he scared her, exactly—he was small and unassuming in stature, with his pristine white fur and dark, shining eyes. But beneath that innocent exterior was a mind sharper than a thousand knives, capable of unraveling any plot with terrifying precision.
The fact that no one seemed to know what he was—a mouse, a bear, some terrifying chimera—only added to the mystique.
The principal’s high-pitched, eerily cheery voice carried across the training grounds as he addressed Aizawa. “Oh, don’t mind me, Eraserhead. I’m here to observe! I believe an exercise such as this provides valuable insight—not just into skills but… character.”
Aizawa grunted in acknowledgment. “Just don’t get in the way.”
Nezu chuckled lightly, his high-pitched voice carrying an eerie mix of innocence and cunning. “Oh, I’ll stay out of the way. Don’t mind me at all.”
Despite the assurance, his presence loomed large over the group, like a shadow impossible to ignore. The class collectively shifted, an unspoken tension rippling through the ranks.
Mina watched him with narrowed eyes, her stomach doing a small flip.
Nezu didn’t just drop by Ground Beta for a routine exercise.
He always had a reason—a deeper game he was playing that no one ever fully understood until the pieces fell into place, usually at someone else’s expense. And if this had anything to do with Katsuki and Izuku’s hushed plotting…
She barely kept herself from groaning aloud.
This wasn’t good.
Whatever they’re doing, they better hope Nezu doesn’t catch on—or worse, decide they’re the ones worth testing today.
But, to her surprise, neither boy reacted overtly to Nezu’s arrival.
She gnawed on her lip, stealing a glance between the two boys.
Katsuki looked relaxed—too relaxed—arms crossed and a single eyebrow raised as Aizawa turned to address them. Izuku, meanwhile, tapped his index finger nervously against his thigh in what Mina recognized as his overthinking tick.
Don’t do something reckless, she thought, chewing her cheek. Whatever they had planned, Mina didn’t want them taking risks on her behalf.
Aizawa and Nezu exchanged a few quiet words, their conversation too soft for the students to catch. Then, after a pointed nod from the principal, Aizawa turned back to the group, clearing his throat to grab everyone’s attention.
“All right, listen up,” he began, his tone dry but commanding.
“Teams will scout Ground Beta to locate and assist civilians in need—members of your class who will act as victims in the simulation. Your job is to bring them back to the rescue tent for evaluation and evacuation.”
Mina tuned in as Aizawa’s sharp gaze swept across the group, lingering a bit too long on Katsuki.
“The purpose of this exercise,” he continued, “is to focus on civilian aid. That’s the area most of you lost points on during the provisional license exam—not combat.” He paused, his eyes narrowing slightly. “And as much as some of you might want to blow through this with brute force, remember that poor civilian care in a real scenario can cost lives. Treat the scenario like it’s real.”
A smattering of murmurs rippled through the group.
Mina caught a subtle side-eye from Katsuki, his lip twitching like he was already biting back a complaint. She smirked faintly to herself, knowing the message was meant for him—and possibly a few others who still equated success with explosions and headbutting robots.
“The class will be divided into small teams based on prior teamwork and synergy,” Aizawa continued. He pulled out his tablet, glancing at the screen. “You’ll have thirty minutes to complete the exercise. Points will be tallied based on efficiency, creativity, and how well you interact with civilians. The security bots,” he added, gesturing vaguely toward the mock debris field where a few mechanical heads poked out, “will monitor your performance for bonus points.”
Mina nodded along as he read off the teams.
She smiled when she heard her grouping—she’d been paired with Tsuyu and Momo, two people she’d worked well with in the past.
They had a good balance: Momo’s sharp intellect, Tsuyu’s calm pragmatism, and Mina’s spontaneity.
The rest of the pairings fell into place without much surprise… until one caught her attention.
Izuku, Denki, and Minoru?
Her brows furrowed as the trio was announced.
Could that be a coincidence?
She bit back the thought and listened carefully. Aizawa followed up with Katsuki’s group: him, Eijiro, and Todoroki—another grouping that made logical sense. She tapped her chin in thought.
Aizawa had said the groups were formed based on prior teamwork and synergy, but when had Izuku ever worked with Mineta?
The only example she could think of was the USJ attack—and all Mineta had done then was cower behind Izuku while everyone else fought for their lives.
Mina’s unease grew, suspicion prickling the back of her neck.
She glanced toward Katsuki, who didn’t so much as blink at his group assignment but gave the faintest hint of a smirk when Izuku’s was announced.
Her train of thought derailed slightly when Aizawa moved on to explain the schedule. One team would run the simulation first while the rest acted as civilians, then roles would switch. All the girls had been placed as the civilians for the first round, with the boys as rescuers.
Aizawa mentioned something about the teams being split by gender “for ease of coordination,” but Mina wasn’t so sure.
She tried to focus, imagining herself playing the role of a helpless civilian, but her mind wandered to the idea of Katsuki doing the same in the second round.
The mental image made her giggle quietly to herself—Katsuki Bakugo acting injured and in need of rescuing? She could only picture him screaming “I’M FINE, I DON’T NEED ANY HELP!” while pretending to limp his way out of the disaster zone.
She glanced toward him again, expecting to catch the usual scowl, but what she saw instead sent a ripple of nerves through her.
Izuku cracked his knuckles absently, the gesture too deliberate to feel casual.
It wasn’t his nervous habit—Mina knew those. This was calculated. Beside him, Katsuki shifted his stance just slightly, crossing his arms in a way that seemed almost… watchful.
Whatever they had planned was going down now.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
The members of Class 2-A moved with practiced efficiency, each assuming their assigned positions for the day's exercise. Above Ground Beta, the nerve center of the operation buzzed with activity.
From within the sleek surveillance building, Principal Nezu reclined in his seat with an air of serene confidence, a porcelain cup of tea balanced delicately between his paws. Steam curled upward, mingling with the faint hum of machinery. His dark eyes gleamed as they scanned the wall of screens before him.
"This setup should challenge them," Nezu mused, his voice chipper but laden with unspoken undertones.
Beside him, Aizawa leaned against the console, his arms folded as his sharp gaze flitted from screen to screen. Every muscle in his frame seemed poised for action, a quiet intensity rolling off him in waves. “They’ve dealt with worse," he said after a pause, his tone deliberate, measured—but not without a trace of skepticism.
“They’re competent,” Aizawa said eventually, though his tone lacked full conviction.
“Oh, undoubtedly,” Nezu replied, the corner of his mouth twitching into a knowing smile. Aizawa’s brow furrowed slightly. For some reason, it felt like they were talking about two completely different things.
Aizawa didn’t trust that smile.
“Is everything in position?” Nezu asked, his voice as light and chipper as ever.
“I believe so,” Aizawa replied, crossing his arms. “The boys are on the field, and the girls have already taken up their roles.” He hesitated for a moment before narrowing his eyes at Nezu. “Wanna tell me now why you hijacked my training? How exactly are gender-split teams supposed to make them better heroes?”
Aizawa sighed as he finished, his irritation barely hidden beneath his flat tone.
“Mm, I do believe that will become clear in the near future,” Nezu said, his smile widening just enough to make Aizawa’s hackles rise. “But to answer your second question—it’s for their safety. That’s what all of this is about, no?”
Aizawa grunted in reply, unimpressed and unconvinced. His doubts about Nezu’s motivations lingered, but his attention shifted unwillingly to the intercom as Nezu reached for the button.
“Let the exercise begin,” Nezu announced brightly, his cheerful tone at odds with the tension simmering beneath the surface.
The first phase of the exercise unfolded with methodical precision.
As Aizawa expected, the boys moved swiftly to strategize. The air was charged with a competitive but cooperative energy as the teams debated tactics. Ultimately, most teams opted to stay together, ensuring greater safety and streamlined communication as they navigated the simulated chaos.
But one team deviated.
Midoriya, Kaminari, and Mineta opted to split up—a decision that drew Aizawa’s attention immediately. Midoriya, the perennial team player and strategist, wasn’t one to favor splitting his resources.
This choice set off alarm bells in Aizawa’s mind.
Watching their deliberations on the screen, he saw Midoriya make his case. “It’ll be faster this way,” Izuku said, his tone firm but deceptively casual. “We can each cover different areas and reach the civilians quicker. I trust you guys to get the job done.”
That last part hung in the air.
Izuku’s words lingered on Mineta in particular—a carefully placed statement, Aizawa noted with interest. Mineta, predictably, puffed up with self-importance, eagerly agreeing with the plan.
“Trusting him?” Aizawa muttered under his breath. His sharp eyes narrowed at the screen as Mineta's retreating figure became smaller. “That’s bold—even for Midoriya.”
Nezu chuckled beside him, the sound annoyingly rich with amusement. “Boldness is a key quality in leadership, don’t you agree?”
Ignoring him, Aizawa’s gaze darted between the monitors, trying to piece together the underlying currents. Something wasn’t adding up. Midoriya was precise, methodical—nearly obsessive when it came to detail.
But there was an edge to him today, a deliberateness that went beyond problem-solving.
“Nezu,” Aizawa said suddenly. His tone, sharp and low, wiped the lingering smile off Nezu’s face.
“Yes?” the principal replied.
“If you think this is just a rescue exercise, you’re either underestimating these students…” Aizawa straightened and shifted his focus entirely to the screen showing Izuku. “Or you know something you’re not sharing.”
Nezu’s only answer was the sly twinkle in his eyes.
Aizawa sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. He should have known something was up the moment the little rat had shown up at his office uninvited the day before.
The knock at his door had been perfunctory—a courtesy, not a request.
Nezu didn’t even pause to wait for a reply before letting himself in. Aizawa, hunched over a stack of notes, glanced up irritably. He had just been about to wrap things up for the evening, ready to head home after a long day. What a pain.
“Hello, Aizawa,” Nezu greeted cheerfully, clasping his tiny paws together as he peered around the office. “Are you reviewing plans for tomorrow’s exercise?”
The way Nezu lingered just inside the doorway was strange.
Usually, the principal was content to leave him to his work—one of the few perks of working under someone as unpredictable as Nezu was his general trust in Aizawa's ability to manage his own lesson plans.
But this was different.
Nezu had never gone out of his way to take an interest in his day-to-day training. Aizawa's mind bristled with an edge of suspicion, but his exhaustion kept him from chasing the thought too far.
He set his pen down. “What do you need?” he asked, tone curt but not entirely unfriendly.
Nezu’s ever-present smile widened just a fraction as he stepped further inside. “Oh, nothing too taxing. I wanted to check in, perhaps take a look at what you’ve planned. A routine evaluation, if you will.”
Aizawa frowned.
Now this is weird.
“It’s a basic rescue exercise,” he replied, his voice flat as he leaned back in his chair. “Standard scenario: rescuing civilians. Most of the students could use a refresher on treating injuries and handling panicked victims. This should give them a solid challenge without being overwhelming.”
Nezu’s sharp ears twitched, his expression polite but unreadable. “Mind sharing a few more details? I may need to make a few... adjustments.”
That caught Aizawa’s full attention. He folded his arms across his chest, his brows furrowing.
“Adjustments? Since when do you take issue with my training plans?”
“Oh, I trust your judgment implicitly,” Nezu replied smoothly, brushing imaginary dust from his tiny coat. “However, let’s call it… taking an opportunity where it presents itself. I recently had an intriguing conversation that made me wonder if this particular exercise might be enhanced with a few tweaks.”
Aizawa’s frown deepened. Nezu only got vague like this when he was up to something.
“What kind of tweaks are you talking about?”
Nezu hopped into a seat opposite the desk, folding his paws in front of him. “Consider them small modifications for safety and fairness. Gender-split teams, for instance. It’s something worth exploring.”
“Why?” Aizawa shot back, his tone laced with exasperation. “What does that accomplish? Since when does splitting them up like that improve safety?”
“Let’s just say it’s relevant,” Nezu replied, his smile now unmistakably cunning.
“And as I mentioned, this is purely precautionary. I’d hate for anything to interfere with such an important exercise. Wouldn’t you?”
The way he said it, light as his tone was, only made Aizawa more suspicious.
“...What aren’t you telling me?” Aizawa asked, voice low and sharp.
“Me?” Nezu gave an exaggerated expression of innocence, resting a paw against his chest. “I’m simply ensuring everything goes smoothly. Incidentally, I might have had a visitor earlier with an intriguing hypothetical scenario.”
Aizawa didn’t like the sound of that.
“Who?”
Nezu leaned back in his chair, folding his legs neatly. “Young Midoriya. He stopped by earlier today with what I suspect was a rather thinly veiled suggestion regarding... let’s call it an observed classroom dynamic.”
That got a rise out of Aizawa. “And?”
“And,” Nezu continued, “Midoriya suggested—quite passionately, I might add—that we incorporate some specific changes into this exercise to account for potential issues. He even offered a list of adjustments, citing the possibility of unfair dynamics or oversight that could risk their safety.”
That was unusual, to put it mildly.
Izuku was methodical, intelligent, and respectful of authority. But this—going over Aizawa’s head directly to Nezu and pushing for such drastic changes—wasn’t his usual behavior.
“You agreed to this?” Aizawa said, narrowing his eyes at Nezu, the bite in his tone unmistakable.
“I make it a habit to listen carefully when a student who rarely advocates for change suddenly insists on it,” Nezu replied. “Midoriya's logic was impeccable, and truthfully, I find it hard to resist his determination when he insists I be… useful. Wouldn’t you? He didn’t tell me any specifics, but i’m sure we need to be on the lookout for strange behavior.”
Aizawa exhaled slowly through his nose, still trying to piece the entire puzzle together.
If Izuku was behind this—that meant Katsuki probably wasn’t far behind. Those two were volatile on their own, but together? They were terrifyingly efficient when their goals aligned.
And with Nezu in their corner, it was clear the operation was already in motion.
Aizawa’s eyes flicked back to the monitors lining the surveillance wall, scanning for anything out of place. From the surface, everything appeared normal.
Too normal.
On one screen, Midoriya’s team huddled together, reviewing their approach to the simulation with the kind of strategic focus that Aizawa had come to expect from his most analytical student. Izuku outlined where they should search, and the three members quickly agreed to split up. Kaminari wandered off toward the western sector, visibly excited by the challenge, while Mineta trudged reluctantly toward the mock rubble at the eastern edge of Ground Beta.
Aizawa leaned forward as Midoriya headed toward his assigned area.
The boy’s movements seemed casual enough at first—until he paused at the corner of a collapsed structure where Jirou was stationed.
Jirou, playing the role of a civilian, was seated on a crate, looking convincingly disoriented but otherwise unharmed. If Aizawa remembered her briefing correctly, she was supposed to portray someone with minor injuries who could make it back to the tents on her own. It was one of the simpler rescue scenarios.
Izuku knelt in front of her, calm and composed.
He introduced himself with what Aizawa assumed was his hero name, his posture calm and professional. From what Aizawa could see on the monitor, he followed all the right steps: asking routine questions to assess her condition and gesturing toward the rescue tents with clear directions.
Aizawa couldn’t hear what was being said—there was no audio feed, too many screens for them to all play at once—but the interaction looked flawless, almost too polished. A textbook display of heroics.
Midoriya even patted Jirou lightly on the shoulder before stepping away, his body language exuding calm encouragement as she moved toward the tents. Then, without hesitation, he turned and continued toward his designated sector, leaving Aizawa to narrow his eyes at the screen.
Something about the encounter nagged at Aizawa.
Midoriya tapped his ear, a subtle but unmistakable gesture.
Aizawa’s sharp eyes caught the glint of something metallic tucked against his earlobe. Was that an earpiece? That wasn’t part of this exercise. Where had he gotten it? And more importantly, why was he using it?
Aizawa’s fingers moved instinctively over the controls, isolating the audio feed from Midoriya’s channel. Static filled the room for a split second before a quiet voice came through.
“--got it. Everything’s going according to plan.”
Aizawa’s eyes narrowed. Plan?
Quickly, he scanned the other monitors until he spotted Katsuki Bakugo.
Unlike Midoriya, Katsuki wasn’t making any overt moves. He stalked through the simulated disaster zone with practiced ease, his expression almost bored as he carried out the exercise. But there were subtle tells. Every now and then, Katsuki would adjust his movements slightly, like he was deliberately keeping a certain distance from others—surveilling the area.
Aizawa wasn’t fooled. The kid was up to something.
He glanced at Nezu, whose knowing expression had only deepened. The principal’s dark eyes shone with intrigue, a playful smirk tugging at his mouth as he sipped delicately from his tea.
“So,” Aizawa asked, his tone low and pointed, “Midoriya didn’t tell you anything about his plan? Or why these ‘changes’ he suggested were so important?”
“No, he did not,” Nezu replied, his voice deceptively light.
“And I did not ask.”
“You didn’t ask?” Aizawa’s brows furrowed. “You just gave him the green light to overhaul my training exercise without questioning it?”
“Not an overhaul,” Nezu corrected, tilting his head with an air of innocence. “Simply a few… modifications. Besides, young Midoriya’s reasoning was logical and well-presented. I found it charmingly bold.”
Aizawa stared at him, unimpressed. “Logical enough to risk undermining an entire exercise?”
Nezu chuckled, clearly unfazed. “Oh, I don’t think it’s undermining anything. On the contrary, I suspect it’ll make the experience far more illuminating.”
“For who, exactly?”
“For everyone,” Nezu replied, setting his teacup down with a delicate clink. “Let’s not pretend we don’t know these students, Eraserhead. Midoriya and Bakugo aren’t simply passively following instructions today. They’re testing something, and likely themselves in the process. As for what role we play in this…” He tapped his clawed finger against the edge of his chair, his smile widening. “I suspect we’ll both figure that out soon enough.”
Aizawa grunted, resisting the urge to rub his temples.
He turned back to the monitors.
Onscreen, Midoriya stopped near a debris pile, scanning his surroundings before stepping carefully over a beam. He looked entirely in character—focused, determined, and professional. But when he raised a hand to adjust his earpiece again, Aizawa caught the faint flicker of his lips. Midoriya wasn’t muttering.
He was smiling.
“Damn it, Midoriya,” Aizawa muttered under his breath. “What are you up to?”
As he watched the team’s movements unfold, that nagging suspicion at the back of his mind grew louder. Midoriya’s perfect civilian rescue. Bakugo’s deliberate nonchalance. Mineta, so far removed from them both, struggling through the simulation with none of his usual sly enthusiasm.
Aizawa’s gaze lingered on Bakugo’s monitor again.
Unlike Midoriya, Katsuki wasn’t wired—or at least not obviously so.
But his actions were just as deliberate, his shoulders braced with a level of tension that suggested he wasn’t simply navigating obstacles. He wasn’t just playing along with the exercise; he was waiting.
For what?
Aizawa straightened, eyes narrowing as he toggled between feeds. “Nezu,” he said abruptly, his voice tight.
“Yes, Aizawa?” Nezu replied, his tone infuriatingly calm.
“If those two idiots get themselves into trouble,” Aizawa muttered darkly, “you’re cleaning up the mess.”
Nezu’s chuckle filled the room, soft but unsettling. “Oh, I think you underestimate them. Or perhaps,” he mused, “they’re about to prove just how much they’ve learned under your careful watch.”
Aizawa clenched his jaw, forcing himself to focus on the screens rather than letting Nezu’s cryptic smile burrow further under his skin. Whatever was about to unfold, Aizawa couldn’t let himself be caught off-guard.
His job now was to observe—and to act if things spiraled out of control.
It wasn’t entirely unusual for Bakugo and Midoriya to work together these days.
Over the past year, the two had grown closer—so close, in fact, that Aizawa had to remind them of dorm rules more than once. No visitors after 10 pm wasn’t just a guideline. Yet even with this newfound camaraderie, Bakugo and Midoriya couldn’t help but bicker and snipe at one another whenever they worked side-by-side.
Competitiveness was ingrained in both of them, and that tension always made itself known, usually in the form of near-catastrophic attempts to one-up each other.
But today? Nothing. Not a single argument.
Instead, Bakugo had stayed curiously silent, letting Kirishima and Todoroki take the lead. Midoriya, meanwhile, had helped Jirou but done little else to assert himself or rack up points.
They weren’t competing.
They weren’t leading.
They were waiting.
Aizawa’s eyes narrowed as Kirishima and Todoroki spotted Tsuyu in the area ahead. The boys shouted her name, waving her over, and sprinted off together to assist her. The scene played out like any other standard rescue exercise—quick coordination and teamwork, executed well.
But Bakugo stayed behind.
He didn’t call out or follow after them.
Instead, his sharp gaze trailed after his teammates for only a moment before he turned and headed in the opposite direction. Aizawa’s lips thinned as he watched Bakugo raise a hand to his ear, tapping it in what was now an infuriatingly familiar gesture.
So he is wired.... What the hell are they saying to each other?
Aizawa strained to make out even a snippet of dialogue, but nothing came through clearly. Whatever frequency Bakugo and Midoriya were on was too subtle, too private. For the first time in a long while, Aizawa cursed the limitations of UA’s surveillance equipment.
Bakugo veered further off-course, moving toward Midoriya’s team’s designated zone. His posture was deliberate, his strides tense but measured, like a predator zeroing in on its target.
Aizawa leaned in closer, his chest tightening.
Then it clicked. Bakugo wasn’t heading toward Midoriya. He was heading for…
Mineta.
Aizawa sat bolt upright, his eyes darting between the monitors.
“Shit,” he muttered under his breath.
The uneasy puzzle pieces fell into place, each sharper and more damning than the last. Of course this had to do with Mineta. Who else could incite such focus from both Bakugo and Midoriya? And if Bakugo had set his sights on that little sleazebag, there was no telling what might happen.
If Bakugo laid so much as a hand on Mineta, Aizawa would have no way to shield him from the fallout, no matter how much he may want to.
He was an undeniably talented student, but if Bakugo’s temper flared too far…
The history with Mineta gnawed at Aizawa’s thoughts, bitter and maddening.
He’d wanted that problem student gone since year one, but powerful parents and politics tied his hands at every turn. And the one loophole Aizawa used to deal with students who showed no promise—his infamous expulsion policy—was more complex than people realized.
Yes, he expelled students.
Entire classes, if necessary. But it wasn’t an immediate game over, as the rumors claimed. Expelled students could reapply to UA if they passed provisional courses elsewhere. It was a system meant to teach resilience and inspire improvement.
But Aizawa couldn’t risk that with Mineta.
The thought of giving him another shot—another chance to slither through the cracks—was unbearable. He rather him be under his watch so he could step in when needed.
But, if Bakugo was heading for Mineta, there could only be one reason.
Perhaps Aizawa hadn’t been paying as much attention to the boy as he should have.
Aizawa’s mind flickered back to a recent homeroom discussion.
Kirishima, always casual and cheerful, had mentioned something offhand about Bakugo comforting Mina in the common room. Aizawa had assumed it was a poorly executed joke, but maybe it wasn’t. Maybe Bakugo knew something more.
Maybe Mina had told him something.
If Bakugo had found out that Mineta had harassed Mina—or worse—Aizawa had no doubt what the hot-headed teen’s first instinct would be. Bakugo would want revenge, plain and simple.
But this couldn’t be about revenge alone. Not with Midoriya involved. The boy was too calculating, too careful with everyone in Class 2-A to allow anything reckless.
Midoriya wouldn’t let Bakugo take it too far. Would he?
Aizawa’s eyes flicked to Nezu, still calm and poised, sipping his tea as though the world wasn’t moments away from detonation. “You’re awfully quiet,” Aizawa said sharply.
“Oh, I have my suspicions about what will happen next,” Nezu replied, his tone airy. “Don’t you?”
“You knew,” Aizawa muttered, his frustration boiling just beneath the surface. “About Mineta. About what they’re planning.”
Nezu’s smile remained enigmatic. “I know a great many things, Aizawa. But sometimes, it’s best to let things… evolve organically. Besides,” he added, tilting his cup slightly, “I suspect this particular situation will resolve itself soon enough. Don’t you agree?”
Aizawa turned away, biting down on his retort. He had to trust the boys—had to believe Midoriya wouldn’t let Bakugo cross the line. But doubt gnawed at the back of his mind.
What if Bakugo had already decided there was no line?
What if Midoriya decided Mineta deserved what was coming?
Aizawa forced himself to stay seated, his fists clenching. His role wasn’t to intervene unless absolutely necessary.
For now, he had to watch.
Aizawa’s gaze locked onto the screen as Bakugo caught up to Mineta, who—predictably—hadn’t been doing anything remotely useful.
While the rest of the class threw themselves into the exercise, Mineta was meandering around the outskirts of Ground Beta, fiddling with his costume and occasionally glancing toward the tents as though scoping something out.
Typical.
As Bakugo approached, his strides deliberate but unhurried, Aizawa noticed a change.
The explosive blond had been quieter than usual all day, his movements restrained, his temper suspiciously reined in. Now, though, it was as if a switch flipped. Bakugo slipped on the mask he wore so effortlessly—the one that screamed “arrogant hothead.” His body language shifted; he cracked his neck and his knuckles, the picture of someone spoiling for a fight.
Aizawa’s brow furrowed.
Bakugo could weaponize emotions when he wanted, switching personas to suit the moment with unsettling ease. The boy had always had layers, but this level of controlled transformation was… alarming.
He made a mental note: Bakugo Katsuki might require closer attention in the future.
On the screen, Bakugo’s voice rang out, sharp and unapologetically crass. “Oi! Fuck face!”
Aizawa couldn’t suppress a dry thought. What a poet.
Mineta, startled, turned abruptly. He hadn’t even noticed Bakugo’s approach, and his expression immediately twisted into a mix of irritation and unease.
“What the hell do you want?” Mineta shot back, his voice as slimy as ever, though it wavered just slightly under Bakugo’s intensity.
“You find any civilians yet?” Bakugo’s tone dripped with venom, a dangerous grin playing at the edge of his lips. “Or are you too busy jacking off like the useless shit you are?”
Mineta flinched, his gaze darting nervously around the mock disaster zone as if checking for an audience. “Tch! I’ll have you know I’ve helped so many girls already!” he snapped, his bravado ringing false. Then, under his breath—but loud enough for Bakugo to hear—he muttered, “Probably touched more than you...”
The comment hit like a firecracker.
Aizawa could see Bakugo’s jaw tighten, the smallest twitch betraying the restraint beneath his controlled mask. His shoulders stiffened, and for half a second, Aizawa thought he might snap right then and there.
But Bakugo surprised him.
Instead of exploding, he rolled his eyes in exaggerated irritation and waved a dismissive hand. “What the fuck ever,” he growled, his voice almost casual. “If you actually wanna stop being a fucking waste of space for five seconds, go check the goddamn rescue tents.”
Mineta frowned, his face twisting in confusion. “Why the hell would I do that? Isn’t that what the recovery bots are for?”
“Yeah, sure,” Bakugo shot back, sarcasm lacing every word, “but just ’cause they say this is a rescue drill doesn’t mean it’s safe, dipshit. What if there’s a second wave of villains or some shit? Someone needs to check the tents. Make sure none of the dumbasses pretending to be injured are actually hurting themselves lying there, waiting for you losers to get your asses in gear.”
Mineta blinked, still clearly processing Bakugo’s aggressive tirade. “And why aren’t you doing it?”
“Because I’m not you,” Bakugo snapped, his expression hardening. “Do I look like someone who’s gonna wipe some moron’s nose while there’s still people out there waiting for me to fucking save them? Nah. That’s your job, ‘hero.’”
The last word dripped with enough sarcasm to fill a river.
Mineta puffed up, clearly desperate to salvage what little pride he had left. “Fine,” he spat. “But don’t come crying to me when you miss out on your big moment, Bakugo.”
Bakugo snorted. “Don’t care. Just get your slimy ass moving before I kick it there myself.”
Mineta grumbled something incoherent before reluctantly turning and shuffling toward the rescue tents. Bakugo stood still for a moment, watching him leave with a look Aizawa recognized all too well—contempt barely leashed beneath calculated calm.
The moment Mineta disappeared into the rubble-strewn corridors, Bakugo tapped his earpiece again. Aizawa, sitting bolt upright, caught the faintest trace of his voice as he muttered into the receiver.
“He’s heading there now. Keep an eye out.”
Aizawa switched his gaze to the feed showing Midoriya.
Izuku stood a fair distance from the tents, casually pacing near a pile of mock debris. His demeanor was calm, but there was an intensity in his eyes, a focus that suggested he was prepared for what came next.
Something about the precision of it all—the choreography between Bakugo and Midoriya—sent a chill up Aizawa’s spine.
They’d orchestrated this.
Mineta wasn’t just being sent to the rescue tents; he was being herded.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
Stupid fucking Bakugo.
Perfect in every way except for that attitude.
Minoru scowled as he trudged along, fists clenched at his sides.
Who did Bakugo think he was, anyway? Strutting around like he owned the place, like he was UA’s golden boy. Sure, he was strong, but he wasn’t that great. Hell, all Bakugo really had going for him were those stupid muscles.
And the stupid hair. And maybe the stupid, perfect aim with every explosion.
Ugh, whatever.
What really pissed Minoru off was how everyone else ate it up.
Especially the girls.
Oh, he wasn’t dumb—he’d seen Ashido giggle around Bakugo more times than he could count (he wasn’t even that funny), glancing at him from the corner of her eye like he was some kind of Greek god. And Uraraka? Don’t even get him started on her. She couldn’t go two seconds without sneaking a look at Bakugo, practically drooling anytime he stretched or rolled up his sleeves.
And Midoriya? What the hell was up with him?
It wasn’t enough that he was an annoyingly goody-goody, but he followed Bakugo around like some kind of lovesick puppy. They’d gone from fighting like mortal enemies to some weird… bromance… or whatever.
It was disgusting.
Minoru scuffed the ground with his foot, kicking up a cloud of dust and glaring at nothing in particular. His bad mood only made the heat from the exercise feel worse.
Still, as much as he hated Bakugo’s guts, the blonde had pointed him toward the rescue tents, and now that he was thinking about it…
Smokin’ hot babes as damsels in distress? Sign me up.
His lips curled into a sly grin as he abandoned any lingering anger.
This wasn’t such a bad gig.
The other guys were off running themselves ragged through Ground Beta, and here he was—free to “check in” on the ladies, play the concerned hero, and maybe get a little closer to the people who mattered most. The girls were so into heroes—real heroes—someone confident and assertive, not meek and awkward like Midoriya or fake-tough like Bakugo.
Minoru hummed to himself as he approached the line of tents.
His unease was fully replaced by giddy anticipation, his steps lighter now. His beady eyes scanned the area as he walked, making note of every detail. Most of the tents were clustered toward the far left side, where he spotted a few faint shadows moving through the fabric.
That was definitely where most of the girls were—and definitely worth checking out later.
His gaze shifted to the far right.
One tent stood off on its own, smaller, quieter. The opening flap was closed, and no movement came from inside. But the faint outline of a body could be seen lying on the cot, just barely visible through the fabric.
Perfect.
Mineta’s heart thumped in his chest, a thrill running up his spine.
He darted a quick glance over his shoulder. The coast was clear—none of the other guys were around. He even scanned the rubble-strewn area beyond the tents, just in case some nosy asshole tried to ruin his fun.
Nothing.
He crept toward the tent, a sly grin plastered across his face.
This was his moment.
Stupid Bakugo thought he could boss him around? Well, Minoru was the one winning here.
Reaching the tent, he pulled back the fabric covering the entrance, just enough to peek inside. The dim light outside barely filtered in, casting long shadows across the space. It was dark—too dark to make out much detail—but the figure on the cot was unmistakable. Someone was lying there, facing away, a blanket pulled up over their shoulders.
The grin on his face widened. This is too good.
He stepped inside, letting the flap fall back into place behind him. The quiet rustle of the fabric seemed to echo in the still air, but Mineta ignored it. His attention was locked on the person lying before him.
He stepped closer.
His gaze flicked down, noting the bandages wrapped around the figure’s arm and the splint on their leg.
Whoever it was, they looked vulnerable—helpless even.
His fingers twitched at his sides, itching to reach out. He took another step forward, leaning in closer, close enough now to hear the soft sound of breathing from the figure on the cot. His own breath hitched in his throat. This wasn’t just any rescue—it was practically a dream scenario.
He crouched slightly, his voice dropping into what he must have thought was smooth, but was nothing more than a clumsy mix of feigned confidence and sleaze.
“Hey there,” he murmured, his voice oozing faux charm. “Looks like you’re all alone. Lucky for you, Minoru Mineta is here.”
The figure didn’t move, didn’t react. Their stillness fed his delusions, twisting the scene further in his mind.
“Now, let’s see that smokin’ hot bod—”
A creak.
Mineta froze, his words caught mid-sentence.
It was faint, subtle.
A sound that shouldn’t have mattered—but in that charged moment, it echoed like a gunshot. His head jerked up, and his eyes flickered to the tent flap, which seemed to tremble just slightly as though disturbed by a breeze.
But there was no wind.
He glanced nervously back at the figure on the cot, licking his lips again to hide the dryness creeping into his mouth. His throat felt tight now, his initial excitement beginning to sour at the edges. But he wasn’t going to stop. He couldn’t stop.
You’ve come this far, Minoru.
With more hesitation than he wanted to admit, he leaned down over the figure. His voice dropped lower, quieter.
“Hey, you awake?” he whispered. His heart raced in anticipation, his nerves buzzing in conflict with his darker urges.
The figure didn’t answer, didn’t so much as shift.
Mineta grinned, a sick sort of relief rushing through him.
Even better.
His hand hovered, shaking slightly as it reached toward the blanket. His heart pounded in his ears as his fingers grazed the fabric, gripping it lightly. Slowly, he began to peel it back—just enough to reveal a shoulder, smooth and bandaged beneath the dim light seeping into the tent.
The breath he released was almost a shudder, an involuntary sound that made him feel both powerful and pathetic in the same moment. “See?” he murmured. “No need to be shy. I can make you feel good all over–”
The creak came again, louder this time, accompanied by a subtle thud.
Mineta whipped his head around, his pulse spiking. “Who’s there?” he demanded, the false bravado in his voice doing nothing to mask the note of panic creeping in.
Nothing answered but the silence.
He exhaled shakily, sweat collecting at the nape of his neck. His eyes darted back to the figure on the cot. But now, the once vulnerable scene felt different. Mineta glanced at the cot again, trying to steady himself.
It was fine.
He was overreacting.
Nothing was happening.
This was his moment, dammit, and no stupid creaking sound was going to ruin it.
Gathering the last of his fleeting courage, he leaned in one final time, this time reaching for the figure’s shoulder. He grinned nervously, almost giggling to himself to shake off the discomfort.
“Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you’re nice and safe…” he started, his voice trembling just slightly as his hand inched closer.
But before he could touch the shoulder, a shadow passed across the tent flap. It wasn’t subtle this time, and the flap rustled faintly, as if someone had just shifted outside.
“Who’s there?!” he barked, spinning around with a sudden burst of fear. His voice cracked, his confidence now utterly drained.
The flap slowly moved, pulling to the side. The moment stretched endlessly as two silhouettes emerged in the dim light.
The first figure stepped inside, and Mineta’s blood ran cold. Green eyes sharp and deliberate, their usual kindness absent, stared him down. Midoriya’s voice was anything but soft, but the intensity behind it made Mineta’s knees weak.
“Mineta,” Midoriya said calmly. “What are you doing?”
Mineta’s stomach plummeted, his hand retreating from the cot as if burned. “I—I—nothing!” he stammered. “What are you—why are you here?!”
A second shadow appeared at the entrance, and the flap slammed shut behind it with a loud thwap. Bakugo stood there, arms crossed, his glare icy and dangerous. When he spoke, his voice was low, but every word was a threat.
“Yeah, what the fuck are you doing?” Bakugo said, his lips curling into a snarl.
The unease curdling in Mineta’s chest turned to dread.
Something about their presence, their stillness, wasn’t right.
This wasn’t happenstance.
This was a setup.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
Izuku had felt a lot of things when Kacchan told him what had happened to Mina.
Shock, at first—a sharp jolt of disbelief that crackled through his mind, fleeting but visceral. It wasn’t that he doubted Kacchan’s words. No, not for a second. Katsuki’s anger, the fire behind every word he spat, left no room for questioning.
But Mineta? He’d always been a sleaze, sure, but this?
Then came the nausea.
A hollow, twisting pit in his stomach that made it hard to breathe.
Izuku could see it clearly in his mind, even though Katsuki hadn’t given him details, refused to—Mina’s tears, her humiliation, her pain. She was one of the kindest, strongest people Izuku knew.
And someone they trusted had done this to her.
The nausea gave way to anger—a flood, burning and suffocating, roaring so loudly in his head that for a moment, it drowned out Kacchan’s voice entirely.
“Deku! Damn it, listen to me!”
Izuku barely registered the hands gripping his shoulders, squeezing tightly enough to anchor him but not enough to hurt. He was already half-standing, ready to storm out of the dorm, ready to find Mineta, ready to call it “combat training” and make the consequences worth it.
“Izuku, stop!”
Kacchan’s voice cut through the haze like a thunderclap.
Izuku blinked, realizing his fists were clenched, trembling with the effort of holding himself in place. Katsuki’s face swam into focus.
Katsuki.
His fingers dug into Izuku’s shoulders harder, like he was trying to anchor him in place.
“You think I don’t wanna rip that sick bastard apart?! You think I don’t wanna make him wish he never fucking existed?!”
The room felt electric, like their rage was about to tear the walls apart. But even in his explosive fury, Izuku caught something underneath Kacchan’s voice—something that made him pause.
“And yeah, I wanna beat his shitty little face till it’s fucking unrecognizable,” Katsuki continued, his words slicing through the air, brutal and vicious, every syllable dripping with raw hatred. “But what the hell do we get outta that? Huh? What the fuck does pounding his disgusting ass into the ground do except get us expelled?”
Izuku opened his mouth to argue, his chest still heaving, but Katsuki cut him off, shoving him back toward the edge of the bed.
“No. I’m serious, nerd. Think about it.” Katsuki’s voice wavered for just a second—just long enough for Izuku to notice.
His blazing red eyes, usually so filled with stubborn arrogance, had a crack in them now. Not weakness, not even uncertainty—just… desperation.
Katsuki pressed his hands flat against Izuku’s chest, forcing him down just enough that his green-haired companion had no choice but to stay. His lips curled into a snarl as he leaned in closer, lowering his voice, though it didn’t lose an ounce of its venom.
“I don’t just wanna kick him out of class, Deku,” Katsuki hissed. “I want more. I want this little bastard fucking gone. Expelled. Stripped of that half-ass provisional license like the fraud he is. Blacklisted from every single damn hero school in the country. He doesn’t deserve to be here, and he sure as hell doesn’t deserve to call himself a fucking hero.”
Izuku blinked, his heart pounding harder, but this time for a different reason.
The red that had clouded his vision began to ebb slightly, and Katsuki’s words cut through his spiraling thoughts.
Katsuki wasn’t just angry—he was furious.
Furious in a way Izuku hadn’t seen since they were kids.
But beneath that fury was something deeper, something unspoken and raw. Katsuki’s hands trembled, his grip tight enough to bruise, but the edges of his anger weren’t just burning—they were controlled.
Calculated.
“And if it were up to me,” Katsuki said, his voice dropping even lower, almost to a whisper, “I’d get that fucker behind bars. That’s what I really want. But we can’t do any of that if you go running off half-cocked, breaking his shitty nose, or blowing your damn cover.” His lips pulled back in a snarl, his sharp teeth glinting like a wolf warning off its prey. “Think, nerd. For once in your damn life, use that big fucking brain of yours before you get us both fucking expelled.”
Izuku stared at him, his breath catching in his throat. Katsuki was furious, seething with a barely contained rage that was like a dam about to burst—but he wasn’t letting it break.
Not yet.
“Kacchan…” Izuku said, his voice trembling slightly. His anger began to mix with shame and guilt for his rashness.
“Deku,” Katsuki’s voice was razor-sharp, his hands gripping Izuku’s shoulders with an intensity that left no room for argument. “You don’t get to call the shots on this one. You’re with me, got it? We’re taking this bastard down the right way—clean, airtight, so there’s no way he can squirm out of it. And if that doesn’t work...” Katsuki leaned in, his crimson eyes blazing with unfiltered fury.
“Trust me—I’ll be the first in line to smash that motherfucker’s face in.”
The room fell silent, except for the sound of their heavy breathing.
Katsuki stepped back slightly, his shoulders still tense, but his grip loosening.
He gestured for Izuku to sit on the bed, and when Izuku finally did, Katsuki followed, flopping down beside him and running his hands through his hair. For a moment, the rage that had filled the room felt muted, but not gone.
“You know what she said to me?” Katsuki muttered suddenly, his voice quieter, though the tension was still there. He didn’t wait for Izuku to answer. “She said she thought she’d done something wrong. Thought it was her fault.”
Izuku froze, his heart sinking.
“And all I could think was, how the hell did I not see it? How the fuck did we not see it?” Katsuki’s teeth clenched as he looked away, his voice thick with frustration.
Izuku didn’t know what to say.
But he knew one thing with absolute certainty.
“I’m with you, Kacchan,” he said softly, but firmly. “We’ll do this the right way. Together.”
Katsuki’s jaw flexed, and for just a second, he nodded. The fire in his eyes flared again, but this time it burned with focus and purpose.
And from that moment on, they both knew Mineta’s time was running out.
Katsuki and Izuku stayed in Katsuki’s room for hours, the passage of time marked only by the soft glow of their laptop screens and the persistent rustle of papers as they shifted through UA’s rules and guidelines. Both were determined to find the perfect loopholes and safeguards to ensure their plan couldn’t be dismissed—or worse, backfire on them.
If they had any chance of getting Mineta expelled, they had to leave no room for error.
“Izuku.” Katsuki’s sharp voice broke through the silence. Izuku looked up from his laptop to see Katsuki adjusting his reading glasses—a detail that might have seemed funny under less dire circumstances. “Page 84. Code of Conduct and shit.”
Izuku reached for the printed copy of UA’s Student Handbook between them, flipping through the worn pages until he landed on the one Katsuki referenced. His eyes skimmed the section Katsuki had highlighted with an aggressive stab of yellow marker.
‘Students engaging in predatory behavior, harassment, or violations of physical boundaries will face immediate disciplinary action pending an investigation. Consequences may include suspension, expulsion, and loss of provisional hero licensing.’
“This,” Katsuki said, jabbing the passage on Izuku’s screen. “This is the fucker’s exit ticket.”
Izuku nodded, his fingers flying across his keyboard as he typed out notes, cross-referencing disciplinary precedents they’d found buried in UA’s old case records.
“It’s clear, but vague enough that we’ll need proof. The kind of proof that sticks.” He frowned, clicking through a tab that summarized one of UA’s more public disciplinary hearings. “This investigation protocol… it puts a lot on the school’s discretion. If we’re not careful, it’ll just come down to a word-against-word situation. Mineta’s parents will use his connections to muddle it or force the school to show leniency.”
“Bullshit,” Katsuki spat, shoving his glasses higher up the bridge of his nose. “If the rat thinks there’s even one hole in this fuckin’ thing, it’s over.”
The floor around them had transformed into chaos.
Loose papers covered every corner, overlapping in a collage of scribbled notes and printed records. Each of their laptops boasted at least twenty open tabs, ranging from UA’s student code of conduct to Provisional Hero Licensing Board guidelines, and a few hazy legal PDFs that Izuku was fairly sure Katsuki had downloaded from… questionable sources.
The thing about them, though—once they were on the same page, nothing stopped them.
Izuku reached for his coffee, barely glancing at Katsuki as he murmured, “We need Nezu.”
The silence stretched for a moment before Katsuki growled, “How the fuck are we gonna get Nezu if we can’t tell him shit? We tell him what we’re doing, he reports it. They passed their time for action; we’re doing this on our own.”
“Not exactly,” Izuku countered, his tone calm but determined.
He clicked through a few tabs before swiveling his laptop toward Katsuki. “We don’t have to tell Nezu anything directly. Just… give him a hypothetical scenario based on safety.”
Katsuki raised an eyebrow, his red eyes gleaming with skepticism. “The rat’s not dumb, nerd. He’d see through that in ten fuckin’ seconds.”
“He might,” Izuku admitted, scratching at the back of his neck, “but knowing Nezu? He wouldn’t stop us. He’d probably love it. Go crazy for it even.”
Katsuki’s brow furrowed. “Why?”
“Because it’s me,” Izuku said simply. “You know he eats this kind of thing up. I go in with a perfectly constructed plan about implementing safety into training exercises, something about gender dynamics and security protocols—he’ll practically trip over himself to make it happen.”
“Tch. Why the fuck not me?” Katsuki challenged, leaning back on his elbows with a scowl. “You saying I ain’t capable?”
Izuku rolled his eyes, fighting back a smirk. “Kacchan, you know I think you’re capable.” His voice softened, good-natured despite their grim task. “But let’s be honest. You don’t exactly have the best track record with Nezu.”
“Fucking Captain Obvious, reporting for duty.” Katsuki clicked his tongue, crossing his arms. “Not my damn fault the rat thought a fucking muzzle was necessary ‘cause I wanted a fair fight back in first year.”
Izuku winced. Touchy subject. Very touchy subject.
Katsuki shoved his chair back, running a hand through his hair in a futile attempt to calm himself. “I swear to god, after we’re done with this creep, the rat’s next. Better yet—the fucking Hero Commission. Burn the whole goddamn system to the ground.”
Izuku sat quietly, his chest tightening at Katsuki’s words. He understood the anger more than most would. It wasn’t just about the medal—or even the humiliation.
It was about what it symbolized.
Katsuki was always fighting to be taken seriously, to prove himself on his own terms, but that moment had cemented for him that the system didn’t care about fairness.
It cared about control.
And even though Katsuki’s fury was justified, it would need to wait. Focus on Mineta first, Izuku reminded himself, because even though Katsuki’s fire was unshakable, it burned in too many directions at once.
“Kacchan,” Izuku said softly, his tone both soothing and firm.
Katsuki snapped his gaze toward him, narrowing his eyes.
“It’s a good idea,” Izuku continued, the corner of his mouth twitching upward, almost imperceptibly. “Taking down the system that let that kind of thing happen. But we need to focus. One problem at a time. Let’s deal with him first.”
Katsuki scoffed, shaking his head, but the sharpness in his glare dulled just slightly. “Fine. But don’t think I’m letting this shit slide forever, nerd. I’m keeping score.”
“I know,” Izuku said, his voice steady.
And he meant it.
Because in a lot of ways, Katsuki was right.
That was a fight for later, though.
For now, Izuku filed the thought away in the back of his mind. Because as much as Mineta was a problem, the system that protected him—the rules that would resist their every attempt to remove him—that was bigger.
The anger that boiled just beneath the surface of Katsuki’s voice wasn’t gone, but he let out a long, sharp breath through his nose. “You go schmooze the rodent, then. But I’m writing the fucking outline. Got it?”
“Deal.” Izuku smiled faintly, but it faded quickly as his gaze swept over the tangled mess of notes and screens surrounding them.
If they pulled this off, there’d be no turning back. No plea for leniency.
No second chances.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
Izuku took a deep breath before knocking on the polished cedar door.
His hand was steady, but only just.
He knew this conversation was crucial—it had to be flawless. If he showed even a fraction of the simmering anger boiling beneath his skin, it could unravel everything.
A moment later, a bright, chipper voice answered from within. “Come in, young Midoriya!”
Izuku entered, his expression carefully measured, the picture of professionalism despite the emotions clawing at his chest.
Principal Nezu’s office, as always, felt like an elegant fortress of intellect. The soft glow of lamps bathed the room in warm light, reflecting off shelves packed with books and meticulously organized files. Nezu himself sat behind his massive oak desk, reclining slightly in his chair, his ever-present smile etched across his face.
“Ah, welcome,” Nezu said, gesturing for Izuku to take a seat. “What brings you here today? I assume it’s something… intriguing, given your usual habit of addressing matters directly with Mr. Aizawa.”
Izuku gave a polite bow before settling into one of the plush armchairs, its comfort doing little to relax the tension winding through his muscles.
“Thank you for meeting with me, Principal Nezu.”
Nezu waved a paw. “Oh, no thanks necessary. Conversations with you are always a delight.” His dark eyes sparkled with curiosity, glinting as if he could already sense something unusual brewing.
Izuku met his gaze with quiet resolve. “I had some… observations about the way our rescue training is structured, and I was hoping to discuss possible adjustments.”
Nezu tilted his head, his smile widening slightly. “Adjustments? Do tell. What sort of observations, and what adjustments would you suggest?”
Izuku inhaled deeply, steadying himself as he began. “As you know, the upcoming rescue exercise focuses on civilians requiring immediate medical assistance and evacuation under simulated emergency conditions.”
Nezu nodded. “Correct, a standard but effective training protocol.”
Izuku’s green eyes sharpened imperceptibly. “Yes, but I was wondering if we could take it a step further—one that prioritizes an additional layer of safety for everyone involved.”
“Safety?” Nezu echoed, leaning forward, his paws clasping beneath his chin. His intrigue was palpable now.
“Yes.” Izuku tapped a finger lightly against his thigh, projecting an air of analytical calm. “UA has always prioritized not only teaching combat skills but also fostering teamwork and ensuring the well-being of students, correct? Especially in high-stress scenarios like rescues?”
“Quite so,” Nezu replied smoothly. “That is at the core of our mission.”
Izuku nodded, his expression unreadable but composed.
“I started reviewing the school’s guidelines and historical protocols after our most recent drills and noticed some areas where extra precautions could be beneficial—specifically regarding the dynamics within training simulations.”
Nezu’s eyes gleamed with interest, though the corners of his smile twitched slightly upward, as though he already suspected where this was going. “Ah, you mean the matter of interpersonal interactions during drills. Am I correct?”
Izuku’s lips pressed together for a fraction of a second, a flicker of his frustration slipping through before he smothered it. “Yes,” he said smoothly, carefully steering his tone. “Group training exercises, especially mixed-gender ones, have a tendency to create vulnerabilities that might not be immediately apparent. The physical proximity required during rescues could, hypothetically, create unnecessary complications—or risks—if the boundaries aren’t properly defined.”
Nezu tilted his head again, his ever-present smile turning just slightly sharper. “Hypothetically?”
Izuku’s fingers twitched against the chair, his control straining as anger threatened to crack his otherwise polished demeanor.
He inhaled sharply, allowing just enough fire to simmer beneath his words to press the point. “Hypothetically, yes. But knowing you, Principal Nezu, I’m sure you’d agree that preparing for every contingency—even the most unlikely—is always in UA’s best interest. Isn’t that why you’ve designed so many exercises that balance unpredictability and safety?”
“Why, thank you, Midoriya,” Nezu replied, his tone a mix of amusement and intrigue. “I do pride myself on that balance. So, what is it exactly you’re proposing?”
Izuku straightened, meeting Nezu’s gaze head-on.
“Gender-split teams for this particular exercise,” Izuku explained, his voice calm and measured. “The rescue simulation would proceed as planned, but with one key adjustment. For ease of organization—and to account for certain… sensitivities—the boys would handle one segment of the task, while the girls focus on another.”
As he spoke, Izuku slid a neatly printed document across the desk toward Nezu. The paper outlined the proposed changes in precise detail, complete with a breakdown of the newly arranged teams.
“These team assignments are based on past performance and demonstrated efficiency,” Izuku continued confidently, gesturing to the paper. “They should provide the best possible results for this scenario.”
Nezu’s sharp eyes scanned the document, his smile widening ever so slightly.
Nezu chuckled softly, but there was a weight behind the sound. “Interesting. And you believe this adjustment would improve the training outcomes?”
“Absolutely,” Izuku said firmly. “It ensures the drill remains focused on the exercise’s objectives while minimizing the risk of… distractions.”
Nezu’s dark eyes lingered on him for a long moment, sharp and calculating. “A well-constructed argument. You’re a natural strategist, young Midoriya.”
Izuku’s chest tightened at the praise, but he forced himself to remain calm.
He couldn’t let on how much was at stake—not yet.
“Thank you, Principal Nezu. I’ve also been thinking about ways to enhance safety protocols further, particularly for unsupervised zones like the rescue tents. Would you consider integrating remote monitoring systems for areas where students might be isolated?”
“Oh, how ambitious,” Nezu remarked, steepling his paws. “And a reasonable precaution, certainly.”
Izuku leaned forward slightly. “I know you always encourage us to think outside the box, Principal Nezu.”
Nezu’s sharp ears twitched at that last statement, a faint glimmer of knowing passing through his expression.
For a fraction of a second, it was as though the principal could see everything—every thread Izuku was weaving. But, to Izuku’s relief, Nezu simply nodded, his smile widening once more.
“Very well, Midoriya. I’ll approve the changes. Let’s see how this plays out, shall we?”
Izuku nodded, bowing slightly before standing to leave.
“Midoriya,” Nezu called just before he left. Izuku turned.
“Hypothetically speaking,” Nezu said, his eyes glittering with something unreadable, “if there were anything else you’d like me to observe during the upcoming drill, now would be the time to mention it.”
Izuku’s lips quirked into the faintest smile. “Nothing comes to mind, sir. But if anything arises, I trust you’ll know exactly what to do.”
Nezu chuckled, waving a paw. “Oh, I most certainly will. Good day, Midoriya.”
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
It took everything in Katsuki not to slam an explosion right into the bastard’s face. His hands twitched at his sides, tiny sparks crackling from his palms, betraying the volcanic rage bubbling just beneath the surface.
Every instinct screamed for him to teach Mineta a lesson he’d never forget, but he didn’t move.
Because as much as he wanted to break Mineta apart right here and now, both he and Deku knew it wasn’t enough. Words—no matter how laced with sleaze—could always be twisted. The bastard could backpedal, turn the narrative, make himself look like a concerned, if slightly misguided, classmate.
It wouldn’t stick.
They needed proof.
So, Katsuki forced himself to hold back.
Something he’d had far too much practice with these past few days. Every second felt like someone was driving a stake deeper into his chest. He clenched his fists tighter, forcing his nails into his palms to ground himself.
The plan was for him to stay outside, to let Deku go in first, smooth-talking and subtle as always, and only step in if the bastard needed to be restrained. But the moment he saw Mineta’s slimeball grin—saw where his disgusting eyes had been lingering—he couldn’t stop himself.
His feet carried him into the tent before his brain could catch up.
It wasn’t even like he was entirely in control anymore.
His body was coiled so tightly, his rage barely contained, that it felt like he was walking a tightrope in a storm. And the wind was only getting stronger.
“Kacchan,” Deku said sharply, his voice calm but weighted.
It was a warning Katsuki knew all too well.
Deku’s hand came up and pressed lightly against his chest, not pushing him, but grounding him—an old gesture, familiar, like muscle memory. Katsuki’s jaw clenched, and he froze in place, though his glare was still locked on Mineta.
“Relax, Kacchan,” Deku said, his tone deliberately steady, smooth like polished steel. “He’s just taking care of the wounded. Just like you asked… Right, Mineta?”
The weight of the question dropped into the room like a stone.
Mineta flinched, his gaze darting nervously between the two of them. Sweat glistened on his temple, and his laugh came out thin and wheezy. “Y-yeah! Exactly! Nothing more, you know? Just… helping. I mean, what kind of hero wouldn’t? Ha-ha…”
Deku smiled, though it didn’t quite reach his eyes.
He tilted his head slightly, his green eyes narrowing just enough to look thoughtful but not suspicious, the way he always did when carefully peeling apart someone’s excuses, thread by thread. His hand stayed firmly pressed against Katsuki’s chest, a subtle but effective barrier between Mineta and the powder keg that was moments from detonating.
“Oh, I’m glad to hear that,” Deku said, his tone perfectly even, almost… warm. But not too warm. Just enough to put Mineta slightly at ease.
Behind him, Katsuki bristled, a low growl simmering in the back of his throat. Deku didn’t need to look back to know the effort it took for him to stay restrained. Kacchan, don’t push it. We’re close.
Deku better fucking hurry this shit up.
“Kacchan was just concerned, that’s all,” Deku continued, keeping his tone casual and just a little playful. “You know how he gets—blows things way out of proportion. He heard some… disturbing things, and I told him, ‘No way that’s true.’” He laughed, light and airy, as though the very idea of those rumors had been absurd to him. “Mineta’s a good friend of mine. I wasn’t going to let him badmouth a good friend like that.”
He delivered the last line with an inflection so sincere that it took Katsuki everything not to roll his eyes.
Damn nerd’s too fucking good at this. Mineta visibly began to relax, his shoulders dropping as some of the tension in his body ebbed away.
Deku kept his smile in place, even as his insides coiled tighter.
He was lying through his teeth, every word revolting to him, but he couldn’t afford to let his disgust slip through.
This had to work.
“You wouldn’t mind clearing things up for him, right?” Deku said, his gaze flicking to Mineta with just enough of a plea to seem convincing. “I don’t know how much longer I can hold him back otherwise…”
His hand on Katsuki’s chest pressed lightly—not enough to restrain him, but enough to sell the act.
Mineta blinked, his head tilting in confusion as his eyes darted between the two of them. His gaze lingered for a second too long on Deku, searching his expression for any hint of suspicion and finding none.
The smile was steady.
The warmth in Deku’s voice was convincing.
It was working.
“Oh, y-yeah,” Mineta stammered, his voice shaky but losing some of its edge. “Sure, sure! You know me, I wouldn’t… you know, I’d never—”
“Exactly,” Deku said, cutting in smoothly before Mineta could trip over himself. “I mean, come on, you’ve always been good with the girls, right? Helpful. Friendly. Not like what Kacchan said—he thinks you’ve been…” He paused, glancing back at Katsuki as if searching for the right words. “Let’s just say, less than respectful with Mina.”
The shift in tone was so subtle it was almost imperceptible. Deku still smiled, his voice still friendly, but the words landed like tiny knives, buried just beneath the surface.
Mineta froze, his breath hitching. “Mina?” he echoed weakly.
“Mm-hmm,” Deku hummed, tilting his head slightly, his expression never faltering. “Kacchan said he saw her upset in the common room the other night. Crying, actually. And, well… he overheard something about you.”
Mineta’s eyes widened, his pupils shrinking. “What—what are you saying?!”
“I’m saying,” Deku said softly, leaning in just a fraction, “that if you didn’t do anything wrong, you’d have no problem explaining yourself. Because I know Kacchan’s wrong about this. Aren’t you, Kacchan?”
Behind him, Katsuki scoffed, the sound low and biting, his jaw tight as his hands flexed at his sides.
It took every ounce of his control not to close the distance and plant his fist in the little creep’s face. Sparks crackled faintly at his palms, begging to be let loose, but he clenched his fists tighter and breathed through his nose.
This was the plan.
The outline he wrote.
All he had to do was play his part—aggressive enough to sell it, but not enough to send Mineta scrambling off to Aizawa before they could wring the truth out of him.
Katsuki glanced at Deku, who was already deep in character.
Flawless, as usual. Deku was the picture of calm, his smile faint but disarming, his voice even and light. If Katsuki messed this up, he would be the one who ruined everything. And there was no fucking way he’d let that happen.
“Tch.” Katsuki growled, narrowing his eyes at Mineta. “I’ll believe it when I hear it.”
Deku smiled at him, the expression soft but just pointed enough for Mineta to notice. Katsuki returned a quick scowl but stayed planted, simmering in the tension as Deku turned back to their target.
“See?” Deku said, his tone soothing. “Just tell us what happened. I’m sure it was just a misunderstanding.”
Mineta visibly relaxed, his chest lifting as he exhaled shakily. He looked at Deku—too trusting, too kind Deku. That’s how everyone saw him. Always forgiving, always giving people the benefit of the doubt. The kind of person who would rein someone like Katsuki in, keep him from going too far.
What a joke.
Katsuki almost grinned at the thought.
Everyone said Deku was the Katsuki Whisperer™, the one person who could “control” him.
Bullshit.
Katsuki wasn’t controlled by anyone. Deku didn’t rein him in—he steered him. Pointed him in the right direction. Without him, Katsuki would’ve burned a lot more bridges. But controlled?
No fucking way.
Mineta nodded eagerly, seizing the lifeline Deku dangled in front of him. “Yeah! A misunderstanding! That’s all this is!”
“So…” Deku tilted his head slightly, his green eyes sharp but his smile still soft. “Do you mind explaining it for us? You know how Kacchan gets if he doesn’t have all the facts.”
Katsuki let out another growl, this one intentionally rougher, rolling his shoulders for good measure. Sparks hissed faintly as he crossed his arms and glared at Mineta. “Better make it good, you slimy little fuck.”
Mineta flinched, then looked back at Deku, his expression pleading.
Deku just held up his hand in a familiar calming gesture, as though asking Katsuki to stand down. It was all part of the illusion.
Mineta licked his lips nervously, glancing between them. “Uh, sure! Yeah, of course. No problem at all…” He laughed, a shaky, high-pitched sound. “It’s just, you know… Mina’s kind of sensitive, you know? I think she might’ve taken something the wrong way.”
Deku’s expression didn’t change. His voice stayed soft. Friendly. “Taken what the wrong way, exactly?”
Mineta hesitated, shifting nervously on his feet. “Well, you know, girls… They get, uh, emotional. You compliment them, and they think you’re trying to, uh…” He laughed awkwardly, scratching the back of his neck. “You know how it is.”
“No,” Deku said gently, shaking his head. “I don’t think I do. What did you say to her, Mineta?”
Mineta froze, his mouth opening and closing as he searched for the right words—or an escape. He laughed again, weaker this time. “It wasn’t anything bad! Just, you know, her hero costume is tight, and—”
“Her costume?” Deku echoed softly, his voice smooth as ice. He tilted his head again, feigning innocent curiosity. “What about her costume?”
Mineta winced, his laughter trailing off into silence. “I just… I said something about how it looked, you know? Like… how it fits her. She took it the wrong way, though! I wasn’t being creepy or anything!”
Katsuki took a step forward, his lip curling into a snarl, and Mineta practically stumbled backward. Deku raised a hand quickly, pressing it firmly against Katsuki’s chest again.
“Let him talk, Kacchan,” Deku said softly, his voice carrying a quiet warning.
Katsuki glared down at him, but stayed put, his entire body a coil of tension, ready to snap. “Fine,” Katsuki growled through clenched teeth.
“Go on,” Deku said, turning his gaze back to Mineta. “What else did you say to her?”
Mineta’s eyes darted wildly, panic flashing across his face. He tried to laugh again, but it died in his throat. “Nothing! Just—just a joke! You know, guys joke all the time!”
“A joke?” Deku repeated, tilting his head again, his faint smile returning. “What kind of joke?”
“I, uh… I said…” Mineta’s voice faltered, his throat bobbing as he swallowed hard. “I said that maybe she shouldn’t get mad if… if someone wanted to touch her or something.”
The words hung in the air, sharp and heavy.
Katsuki let out a low snarl, and this time Deku didn’t press back as much. The anger that simmered under Deku’s calm facade began to flicker, though his voice stayed steady.
“You said what?”
“It was a joke!” Mineta said quickly, throwing his hands up in defense. “I swear! Just a joke! She freaked out over nothing!”
“Over nothing,” Deku echoed softly, his tone calm, but his sharp green eyes betrayed his disgust. He leaned back slightly, crossing his arms as if he’d already decided Mineta wasn’t worth his energy.
The tension in the tent thickened, the air suffocating. Mineta’s frantic gaze darted between the two of them, his sweat-drenched face pale with growing realization.
He’d said too much, and he knew it.
Katsuki had had enough.
Finally pushing past Deku, Katsuki advanced, his movements slow and deliberate, each step heavy like the growl of a predator closing in on cornered prey. The air around him seemed to crackle with energy, his sweat sparking faintly at his palms, though he kept his hands in check.
“Kacchan,” Deku murmured, but Katsuki didn’t even look back.
This was his moment now.
Mineta staggered backward instinctively as Katsuki loomed closer, his broad shoulders and wild glare towering over the smaller boy. Mineta’s back hit the edge of the tent, the fabric fluttering faintly as he stumbled further from the exit. Katsuki didn’t let up, his every movement designed to corner and intimidate.
“See, that’s not what Mina told me,” Katsuki began, his voice low and venomous. His grin was razor-sharp, the kind that promised pain. “I heard a very, very different story. Wanna explain why?”
Mineta’s breath hitched as Katsuki leaned in closer, his words slow and deliberate, each one carrying the weight of his anger.
“She said you were in the girls’ bathroom,” Katsuki snarled, his voice dropping even lower, the venom turning to pure steel. “Somewhere you know you shouldn’t fucking be. And she said you were taking pictures of her. Commenting on her goddamn body.”
Mineta shook his head rapidly, his entire body trembling. “N-no! That’s not—”
Katsuki’s palm slammed against the side of the tent next to Mineta’s head, sparks flying just inches from his face. Mineta yelped, his words cutting off instantly as the sharp scent of ozone filled the air.
“Oh, I’m not done,” Katsuki hissed, his eyes narrowing further. “She said when she wouldn’t ‘have fun’ with you, you had the fucking audacity to blackmail her. Blackmail her!” His voice rose, every word sharper and louder than the last. “Threatened to send those pictures around unless she gave you what you wanted.”
Mineta’s knees buckled slightly, his mouth opening and closing like a fish gasping for air.
“So yeah,” Katsuki barked, the sparks in his hands intensifying. He held his palms low, careful not to let them get too close. His quirk was volatile, and he knew the teachers wouldn’t let him off for even the smallest slip right now.
He forced himself to stay in control, his teeth grinding as he leaned in so close their noses almost touched. “I’m a little fucking confused, so please—fucking explain.”
“I—I didn’t—” Mineta stammered, his voice breaking as he tried to find an escape. “I didn’t mean it like that! It was a joke! Just a stupid joke, that’s all!”
Katsuki scoffed, pulling back slightly only to laugh—low, bitter, and devoid of humor. “A joke, huh? You call that a joke?!”
“I—” Mineta began, but Katsuki didn’t let him finish.
“What the fuck even makes you think you can talk to her—or anyone—like that?!” Katsuki’s voice was a growl now, barely restrained, his body practically vibrating with rage. “You think you’re untouchable, huh? Think you can hide behind your slimy little bullshit forever?”
“I swear, I didn’t mean it!” Mineta wailed, his voice cracking. “I wasn’t gonna send the pictures—I didn’t even keep them! I deleted them!”
The words tumbled out before Mineta could stop himself, his panic overriding any sense of self-preservation. His eyes widened in horror as he realized what he’d just admitted.
Katsuki froze for half a second, his body going completely still. Then he moved, his fist clenching as he raised it, sparks flying wildly now. “You fucking piece of—”
“Bakugo.”
The sharp, commanding voice sliced through the tension like a whip.
Katsuki whipped his head around, and there, standing at the entrance to the tent, was Aizawa. His dark eyes bore into Katsuki with unyielding authority, his scarf already unwinding from his neck, prepared to stop him if necessary. Behind him, Principal Nezu stood silently, his expression unreadable but his sharp eyes watching everything with quiet intensity.
“Step back,” Aizawa ordered, his voice calm but firm.
For a moment, it looked like Katsuki wouldn’t.
His entire body was still coiled, his fist trembling as the sparks in his hand refused to dissipate.
“Katsuki,” Deku said softly, stepping forward now. His hand touched Katsuki’s shoulder, grounding him. “We got what we needed.”
Katsuki’s jaw flexed, his eyes locked on Mineta, who was now practically sliding down the side of the tent, his legs barely holding him up.
For a long, agonizing second, Katsuki didn’t move.
Then, with a sharp exhale, he dropped his fist and stepped back, his movements jerky but restrained. He turned his head, muttering through gritted teeth. “This shit isn’t over.”
Aizawa’s eyes flicked to Mineta, who was shaking like a leaf, then back to Katsuki. “Out. Now.”
Katsuki let out a frustrated growl but obeyed, storming out of the tent. Deku followed, pausing only long enough to glance back at Mineta with a look that promised his own reckoning.
As they disappeared into the rubble-strewn field, Nezu tilted his head slightly, his lips curving into a faint, curious smile. “Well,” he said softly, “it seems there’s quite a bit to discuss.”
Aizawa said nothing, his eyes narrowing as he turned back to Mineta.
Aizawa took in a deep breath, his fingers twitching faintly at his sides as he fought to maintain his composure. The final threads of the boys’ plan were falling into place in his mind, each detail weaving a picture that was as impressive as it was concerning.
They had planned this down to the last detail.
And for what? Because two students believed their teachers weren’t capable of dealing with the mess that was Mineta Minoru.
That realization stung more than he cared to admit.
I’ll be beating myself up for this one for a while.
The weight of responsibility hung heavy on him, but there wasn’t time for self-recrimination—not now.
Right now, there were more immediate matters to address.
“Phone,” Aizawa said, holding his hand out toward Mineta, his voice steady but firm.
Mineta’s head shot up, his wide, tear-filled eyes darting frantically between Aizawa and Nezu. “Y-you guys don’t have the r-right to take my phone!” he stammered, clutching it to his chest like a lifeline.
“Oh, on the contrary!” Principal Nezu piped up, his chipper tone jarring against the tension in the room. His sharp teeth glinted as he smiled, his small frame practically bouncing with energy. “In the UA Code of Conduct, it clearly states that if there is reason to suspect a student’s phone contains incriminating evidence—particularly anything that could compromise the safety or privacy of others—we have the right to examine it!”
Mineta paled, his grip on the phone tightening.
Nezu continued, his voice almost sing-song. “Of course, this rule is usually applied to cases of potential leaks of school-sensitive information… but I’d say it fits this situation quite nicely, wouldn’t you, Aizawa?” He cast a sly glance at the teacher, his eyes glittering with understanding. “Though I suspect this was an intentional detail, wasn’t it?”
Aizawa didn’t respond, pinching the bridge of his nose instead. He could already feel the grey hairs multiplying. “Mineta. Phone. Now.”
The command was calm, but the edge in Aizawa’s tone left no room for argument.
Mineta hesitated for a long moment, trembling as his fingers hovered over the phone. Finally, with a small, choked sound of defeat, he handed it over, his hand shaking as Aizawa took it.
“Nezu,” Aizawa said, sliding the phone into his pocket. “Take him to your office. I need to speak to the other problem students.”
Nezu tilted his head, his grin widening. “Oh, of course. Come along, young Mineta. Let’s have a little chat, shall we?”
Mineta let out a small whimper as Nezu practically dragged him out of the tent, his tiny paws gripping the boy’s scruff with surprising strength.
Once the two were gone, Aizawa exhaled sharply, rolling his shoulders before stepping out of the tent.
The air outside was heavy with tension, the kind that settled in your chest and refused to let go.
The exercise had come to a standstill, the students frozen in place as the weight of what had happened began to sink in.
Mina stood near the wreckage, her shoulders trembling as she clung to Katsuki, tears streaking her face. Katsuki’s arms were firm around her, his glare aimed at nothing in particular but carrying the same murderous edge as before. His protective stance was as fierce as his rage, his entire body taut as if ready to spring into action at any moment.
Nearby, Izuku stood with Jirou, his voice low as he spoke to her. Jirou nodded solemnly, her expression tight with worry but resolute.
Aizawa’s eyes scanned the scene before him, taking in every detail. He motioned for Kirishima, who had been hovering close to Katsuki and Mina, concern etched across his face.
“Kirishima,” Aizawa said, his tone softening just slightly. “I trust you’re capable of helping Mina?”
The redhead nodded instantly, his usual enthusiasm muted but his resolve clear. “Yeah. I’ve got her.”
“Good.” Aizawa patted Kirishima’s shoulder once before turning his attention to Katsuki and Izuku.
“You two. With me.”
Aizawa directed them back into the tent, pulling the flap closed behind him to allow for privacy.
The tension in the air shifted slightly as the chaos outside was muted, leaving only the three of them in the dimly lit space. Katsuki still carried the sharp edge of his anger, though he was visibly more controlled now. Izuku, in contrast, had a quiet intensity about him—calm, but watchful.
What they had done was reckless. It was dangerous. But it was also brilliant.
Aizawa took a moment to study them, his sharp eyes flicking between the two.
They were a fascinating duo—opposites in so many ways, yet when aligned, a force to be reckoned with. It was clear now: every step of this had been deliberate, every move calculated to perfection, and yet… they’d gone behind his back to pull it off. The sting of that realization lingered, but he had to admit: he was impressed.
“Sit,” Aizawa said, motioning to the nearby crates.
The boys obeyed without hesitation, though Katsuki sat with a defiant slump, crossing his arms tightly over his chest. Izuku perched on the edge of his crate, his posture open but alert.
Aizawa folded his arms, his sharp gaze flicking between them.
“So, Midoriya,” he began, his tone steady but tinged with curiosity, “any other parts of your plan I should be aware of?”
Izuku glanced at Katsuki, the corner of his mouth twitching upward into a small, knowing smile. “Aizawa-sensei,” he said with a quiet chuckle, “I thought you were sharper than that. All of this was Kacchan’s plan. Every detail.”
Aizawa blinked, momentarily caught off guard. His brow furrowed as he looked at Katsuki, who didn’t flinch under his gaze.
“This was your plan, Bakugo?” Aizawa asked, his tone carrying a hint of disbelief.
Katsuki scowled, but there was a flicker of something else in his expression—pride. “Damn right it was.”
Aizawa’s mind raced.
Of course, Katsuki had always been smart—sharp and analytical in combat. But his strategies usually centered around raw power and brute force. This, however, was something else entirely.
This was precise.
Controlled.
“Well,” Aizawa said slowly, his voice measured, “it seems I’ve underestimated you both.” He paused, his gaze returning to Izuku. “That being said, this was incredibly dangerous. Do you realize how easily this could have gone sideways?”
Izuku nodded, meeting Aizawa’s eyes without hesitation.
“We accounted for that, Sensei,” he said, his voice steady. “Everything we did stayed within UA’s guidelines. We reviewed the Code of Conduct, disciplinary precedents, and emergency protocols. And we made sure no one else was involved or put in harm’s way.”
Aizawa raised an eyebrow, silently prompting him to continue.
“I told Jirou to keep the girls together,” Izuku explained. “That way, no one would be isolated, and they’d be safe from Mineta. The injured civilian in the tent wasn’t a person—it was a weighted CPR dummy. Realistic enough to fool him, but completely harmless.”
Aizawa leaned back slightly, his eyes narrowing in thought. “And the exercise itself? What about the premise?”
Izuku’s expression didn’t falter. “We stuck to the objective. The exercise was about rescuing civilians from a simulated threat. That’s exactly what we did, though not simulated. We rescued the girls—from Mineta.”
For a moment, Aizawa was silent, processing the weight of Izuku’s words.
They treated him like a villain.
“And Mineta?” Aizawa asked.
Katsuki leaned forward now, his sharp glare cutting through the air. “We trapped the fucker fair and square,” he said bluntly. “Got him to spill his disgusting guts without anyone else getting hurt. And yeah, I got in his face, but I didn’t fucking touch him.”
“That brings me to my next point,” Aizawa said, his voice tightening. “You were too rough, Bakugo. The way you cornered him, the sparks on your hands—it could have easily been seen as aggression.”
Katsuki scoffed, but his tone was surprisingly even as he responded. “The sparks weren’t me being ‘aggressive,’ Sensei. That’s just my quirk.”
Aizawa frowned, tilting his head slightly. “Explain.”
Katsuki exhaled sharply, rolling his eyes before leaning forward, resting his elbows on his knees. “My sweat builds up naturally. It’s not something I can turn off. If I let it sit too long, it gets dangerous. My gauntlets are for storing it so it doesn’t go off randomly, but when I don’t have them, I have to spark it off manually. Controlled sparks are the only way to burn it off without leaving a mess—or blowing shit up.”
Aizawa’s eyes narrowed slightly. “You’re saying the sparks weren’t intentional?”
“Exactly,” Katsuki said, leaning back again.
“It’s maintenance, not aggression. If I wipe it off somewhere, it’ll turn into a fucking bomb. The slightest friction might make it go off. You didn’t know that because you didn’t ask. Everyone’s too busy patting me on the back for my ‘control’ to actually figure out what I deal with.”
Aizawa felt a pang of guilt at Katsuki’s words.
He prided himself on knowing his students—on understanding not just their strengths but the challenges they faced.
And yet, this was something he hadn’t known.
“You’re right,” Aizawa admitted, his voice quieter now. “I should have asked.”
Katsuki shrugged, the tension in his shoulders easing just slightly. “Whatever. Just figured you should know before you accuse me of losing it.”
Aizawa sighed, running a hand through his hair. “You two… You’re a pain in my ass. But I’m proud of you.”
Both boys looked up at him, their expressions shifting—Katsuki’s eyes narrowing with begrudging acceptance, Izuku’s softening into quiet gratitude.
“This plan of yours,” Aizawa said, glancing between them, “was smart. Reckless, but smart. You thought of everything. Even this conversation, I’m guessing.”
Izuku smiled faintly. “Well, we figured you’d want answers.”
“Yeah,” Katsuki added, smirking. “And we knew you’d lecture. It’s your thing.”
Aizawa let out a tired laugh, shaking his head. “Get out of here. Both of you. And stay out of trouble.”
For a moment, there was only silence. Then, without another word, the two boys stood and left the tent.
As the flap closed behind them, Aizawa allowed himself a small, weary smile.
These kids… They’ll be incredible heroes someday.
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Back in the staffroom that evening, Aizawa sat at his desk, a stack of paperwork in front of him. Nezu had left after handing over Mineta’s phone, his parting words hanging in Aizawa’s mind:
"You’ve raised some remarkable students, Aizawa. Their loyalty to one another is inspiring… even if their methods are a bit unorthodox."
Aizawa sighed, rubbing his temples.
There was truth in that, as much as he hated to admit it. His students had shown initiative and strength, but it had come at a cost—a cost he should’ve prevented.
They were students, they didnt need to deal with this.
Going forward, things would have to change.
First, he needed to ensure that every student felt safe coming to him or any teacher with concerns.
The gap in trust that had formed between him and his class was unacceptable. He’d talk to them—individually and as a group—to rebuild that trust and make it clear they didn’t have to handle these kinds of problems alone.
Second, UA’s policies would need to be revisited.
If Mineta had been able to skate by for this long without proper action being taken, then something in the system was broken. Aizawa would make sure it was fixed.
And lastly, he needed to do better.
To be better.
Katsuki’s explanation of his quirk had been a stark reminder that even he, as someone who prided himself on knowing his students, didn’t always dig deep enough.
“You didn’t ask.”
That simple statement cut deeper than he expected. He’d been quick to praise Katsuki for his control but never thought to ask how he maintained it.
How many other details had he missed?
He had always assumed the sparking palms were an intimidation tactic, but now, he and Midoriya’s relationship made a bit more sense.
Aizawa leaned back in his chair, his gaze drifting to the small corkboard pinned with photos of his class.
They stared back at him—young, bright, and full of potential. Each one of them carried their own burdens, their own struggles. It was his job to notice those, to support them, and to guide them.
Mineta was gone, and the girls were safe. That was a victory, but it wasn’t enough. He needed to ensure nothing like this ever happened again.
For Mina. For Katsuki and Izuku. For all of them.
Tomorrow, he’d talk to the class.
He’d explain what happened in as much detail as he could, balancing transparency with discretion. He’d apologize for his oversight and make it clear that their safety—physical, mental, and emotional—was his priority.
And he’d thank them, too.
Because as reckless as they had been, Katsuki and Izuku had reminded him of what mattered most: these kids, this team, and the unwavering bond they shared.
As Aizawa turned off the lights and left the staffroom, he felt a faint glimmer of hope. His students had already proven their strength and resilience.
Now, it was his turn to do the same.
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the epilogue
Formal Announcement from U.A. High School XXX-XX24
It is with great disappointment that we inform the UA community of the immediate expulsion of Mineta Minoru from the Heroics Department, Class 2-A, for gross misconduct that violates the principles and ethical standards upheld by our institution.
An internal investigation revealed a pattern of behavior that endangered the safety, privacy, and dignity of multiple students. Evidence collected during this investigation has been shared with law enforcement, and pending legal charges are under review.
UA prioritizes the safety and well-being of all its students, and we will not tolerate actions that compromise their physical or emotional security. Moving forward, additional measures will be implemented to ensure incidents of this nature cannot happen again.
We remain committed to fostering an environment where all students feel safe, supported, and respected.
Signed, Principal Nezu U.A. High School ______________________________________________________________ congrats if you made it this far!
#boku no hero acedamia#my hero acedamia#bkdk#bkdk ao3#bkdk fanart#bkdk fanfic#bkdk fic#bkdk fluff#bakugou katsuki#izuku midoriya#ao3 writer#ao3 link#ao3 fanfic#bakudeku#deku#ktdk
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Lin kuei hc
working on art but in the meantime take this
bi-han does care bout his sibling but doesn’t know how to show it
He would protect his siblings when he was younger as much as he could and continued to do so, he just lost touch with reality and most emotions
Bi han also went thru tougher training than the others cause his role and didn’t spend a lot of time around them
After Tomas’s family was killed, he fell into a heavy depressive state, he locked himself in a room and wouldn’t take care of himself
Bi han and kuai liang both helped Tomas get back on his feet after his family was destroyed
Bi Han (and Kuai’s) mom taught him how to braid his hair and he often wore it in a braid until his mom died
Bi Han views Tomas as a brother but will never acknowledge it… man has a shit load of issues (let me be delusional)
Sareena is one of the only people who can and will put bi han in his place and it’s funny to witness (this man afterwards isn’t even mad he’s just shocked)
Tomas and Kuai were pretty much inseparable growing up (it used to be the three of them but then training started so it dwindled down to two)
Tomas Chinese sucks, so they mostly conversed in English (only Kuai learned enough Czech to communicate with him)
Tomas can pick up both his brothers, this man has bicep muscles for fucking days (it absolutely confuses and scares both of them)
Post-betrayl Kuai would hardly sleep and when Tomas found out he would just chill with him until he fell asleep
Harumi is a childhood friend, I’m assuming they met during a long mission in Japan and kept in touch afterwards
First time Harumi met/saw (post-betrayal) Bi han she did not hesitate to threaten to cut his dick off, Bi han was shocked and Kuai fell more in love
Sibling trait shared between Bi han and Kuai, Taste in women: strong and powerful and can probably kick their ass. Taste in men: questionable (more so Bi han than Kuai)
Tomas has a more brutal killing style (just look at the fatalities) because he grew up trying to fit in and be enough for the Lin kuei
Only reason Tomas likes the Lin kuei is because of the kindness Kuai Liang (and a bit of Cyrax) showed him
Every time Tomas does smth that pisses Bi han off, bi han would reply with smth along the lines of “goddamn Europeans and their goddamn tea”
Both Madam Bo and Liu Kang helped train the Lin kuei brothers (and madam Bo become a parental figure)
If Tomas gets flustered of embarrassed smoke will just start appearing
Bi han has permanent frost bite on his skin, issues of being a cyromancer
tomas and kuai liang still hang out with the champion gang, still going to madam Bo’s tea shop
johnny still harasses Kuai about being in his movies, Kuai still turns him down
sektor is a huuuyuge tech and mechanics nerd, he’s good with computers, and can take things apart and put it back together without trying
i kinda feel like giving with gender fluid or non binary cyrax because in mk9-11 cyrax was a guy or robot and now cyrax is a women….. so fuck gender honestly
whenever they use their magic fucking power things (idfk what it’s called) they’re eyes change color, Bi Han’s turn blue, Kuai liang’s turn yellow/orange, and Tomas’s turn either darker grey/black or grey/yellow combo (I say that cause enenra and mkx stuff 🤷🤷🤷)
#mortal kombat#mk1#lin kuei#tomas vrbada#kuai liang#bi han#harumi shirai#sareena#bireena#cyrax#sektor#johnny cage#liu kang#madam bo#fuck tags#and everyone is traumatized#including me
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Computer Whiz
Agent Emily Prentiss, a dedicated FBI agent known for her tenacity and precision, finds herself in a whirlwind of danger and emotion when her latest investigation collides with her personal life.
TW: angst, computer crimes, mention of pedophiles
There was only one person whom Emily truly felt safe with and that was her girlfriend Y/n. Y/n was a ray of sunshine and love in her life and coming home to you after a dark case made her days easier. You were always there to welcome her home with a tight hug, a cheek kiss, and a whispered, "I missed you, sweet girl." You worked from home most of the time so her crazy schedule wasn't an issue.
You were a computer analyst for the Department of Defense, you were up there with Penelope when it came to computers and technology. You could hack into chatroom, computer, phone, blog, anything. You had an office in your shared apartment with 3 monitors and a setup that would make any tech nerd drool.
You were working away at your desk on cracking open a chatroom for an underground weapons ring when Emily came in the door, "Y/n, I'm home love." You didn't answer so she assumed you were focused, she was right. As she turned the corner into your office the sight in front of her made her feel weak in the knees. You were sitting in your chair with one leg pulled up under your other leg. You were wearing her FBI hoodie, leggings, and the banana socks she bought you as a gag gift. The messy bug on top of your head made it apparent to her that you have been here for a while. "Hi, love." You could hear the dopey-ass smile in her voice.
Finally stopping your work you turned your chair around to face her, "Hi beautiful girl." She walked over to you before leaning down to give you the sweetest kiss you've ever had, the kind of kiss that makes your head spin around. She cupped your face with her hands before pulling away. She held your face and just looked at you like she was trying to memorize every millimeter of you. Your eyes just watched her eyes as they slowly scanned your face. "Do you want to run and grab our dinner while I finish?" She frowned, "I was hoping you would let me watch you again. It's fun watching you work." How could you ever say no to her, she had this look in her eyes that drove you crazy and she knew it. "Fine, but you can't profile the case." You pointed a finger at her as she pulled up a chair beside yours.
"Fuck yes, I'm in." Your finger kept moving furiously, "I need to download all of this now before I get kicked out." A ding came from your computer and you threw your hands in the air. "New record bitches. They really need to learn it only takes me 3 seconds to get everything." Emily just stared at you in awe, there were about 50 different codes and buttons pushed in those 3 seconds. "I will never understand how you and Penelope do that." She chuckled at herself and you beamed at her. "Dinner?" She nodded and stood up pulling you from your chair. She wrapped her arms around your waist fingers gripping your hips. She leaned in close and whispered in your ear, "I think I know what I want to eat now." Your breath hitched and you craned your neck to expose it to her, she took the bait and started leaving sloppy kisses down your neck.
The next week, Emily was sitting at her desk trying to find a single clue in her case. A computer whiz was hacking into pedophile chatrooms and finding their addresses. This person was then hiring hitmen to take them out. Looking at the messages sent to the hitmen trying to find something, anything. There was a soft knock on her door, Penelope timidly stuck her head in, "Em we have an issue." She sat in a chair in front of her desk, file in hand. Prentiss set down her pen immediately noticing how serious Pen looked, "What's going on Garcia?" Penelope swallowed hard and handed the file to Emily. "Y/n is our unsub." Emily threw open the file looking for a way for it to not be true. "I was trying to find the IP address of the person contacting the hitmen, which was difficult because she was using a device to bounce her IP around every 20 seconds. However, I was able to get through the device and it pinged in your apartment for almost a minute. Unless it's just a coincidence, she is our unsub." Penelope looked up at Emily from her heels, Emily had a single tear on her cheek. The map showed so clearly apartment 3B, the most left corner where your office is. Emily's heart felt like it was going to beat out of her chest, this could not be happening.
"No no no no." You kept repeating the word no like a mantra. The alert on your computer still going off, letting you know that Garcia broke your security system. "Fuck!" You had 20 minutes tops to get the fuck out of there. You threw your most important items in a bag and opened up your computer to a Word document. Hands shaky and teary you typed out a letter for your Emily, you knew her heart was broken by now. The letter was full of apologies for breaking her trust, for letting her love you, for running away. As you booked it towards the door of your apartment you stopped for a moment looking at the picture of you and Emily above the kitchen doorway. She had her head thrown back laughing as you were telling a story to JJ. Both of your smiles were wide, eyes sparkling with love. Rossi can be seen in the background smiling at the two of you. You took the photo off the wall and shoved it into your bag. As the apartment door shut behind you, you were officially on the run. Feet heavy, palms sweaty. You could hear the sirens coming towards the building, you got into the second car you had without Emily knowing and slinked out of the parking lot.
It wasn't long before you were caught and thrown into the back of an SUV. Alvez didn't say a word outside of your Miranda Rights the entire ride to Quantico where you knew Emily was waiting. As the doors to the elevator opened she stood there. Arms crossed around her chest, eyes visibly puffy and red. She stared into you with an anger you had never seen before, how could you? Emily's head was going a million miles a minute trying to find a way for you to not be responsible. As Alvez walked down the hall to the interrogation room you saw Emily holding a printout of the letter you wrote to her. Luke didn't bother cuffing your hands to the table, you wouldn't hurt any of them, you wouldn't even think about it.
You could feel Emily's eyes on you from the other side of the glass. You could guess exactly where her head is at, questioning every part of your relationship, looking for signs. She wouldn't find any, she never had any reason to believe this was going on. Emily stared at the guilt so apparent on your face. She knew you truly believed you would never get caught, you are the smartest person she knows. There was a lot of hurt circling her mind. Not only did you do this, but you hid it so well from her. She trusts you more than anyone on this planet, more than she trusts herself, and you hid this.
Emily took a deep breath in and then entered the room. Your eyes shot from your hands to her face, trying to read her. She sat at the other side of the table, hands in her lap, file on the table. "Y/n, why?" You could hear the broken trust in her voice, "I don't truly know. It started with me trying to find them for a case and once I realized how easy it was, I lost control." Your anger was rising, "How could I just live my life knowing these fucked up men hurt children. Children Emily. I couldn't." Your hands were shaking, and her mind was racing. "It's not your job to serve justice, your job was to find them." Her voice was quiet but strong. You swallowed the lump in your throat, "I know that." There was a tension so thick in the air. "I have to send you away Y/n. You put me in this position. I also now have to move. I have to pack your things and move from that apartment." Emily's voice was getting louder and angrier. She laid her hands on the table, and you noticed how her cuticles were bleeding, she was picking at her nails. You felt so guilty for making her start doing that again. "You have broken all trust you created with me, this family. I will forever love Y/n, but not the person sitting across the table from me." Her eyes finally met yours, "I'm sorry Emily." Her hand slammed on the table, and you jumped, "Don't say my name." She stood up and left, leaving the file behind.
You opened it. There were images of the men YOU killed. You didn't know how they were killed, just that they were dead. Your stomach cramped, your cheeks got hot and you slammed it shut. Luke came in to take you to arraignment. Emily watched from the bullpen, still grasping the letter in her hand. She watched you mouth 'I love you' as the elevator doors closed. She watched as Alvez stared at you in disgust, your best friend.
Emily entered her office and closed the blinds. She closed the door and sat down chewing at her thumb. She laid the letter down and began reading it for the 34th time since Garcia gave it to her.
'My love, I'm sure by now I've already been arrested. I can't explain why I did this or how it happened. You know how I am with crimes against kids. KIDS. I will never be able to erase the damage I have created. I made a promise to you that I wouldn't hurt you like your parents or JJ did, but I did worse. I did more damage than they ever could. I'm sure this is your worst nightmare.
I will hold onto the memories you allowed me to create with you, like when we went to Key West and sweat so much we lost weight. I'll hold onto the way your hands fit in mine, how your lips perfectly fit mine. I'll hold onto the way you giggled when you saw me after a case, how you would press a kiss to my cheek and say that you're okay before I had to ask.
You learned me and my brain so fast and well. I swear you knew me better than I did until this all started. I cannot apologize enough for the mess I've created. Not just for you but for your team. Spencer loved my hugs which says a lot. Luke is my best friend. Penelope, sweet loving Penelope. I can't imagine the hurt and pain they are feeling. I'm so sorry to all of you.
I hope you can move on. I can't say I'm sorry enough Em.
-the girl you knew, Y/n"
A drop of blood fell onto the paper, Emily snapped her eyes to her thumb. "Fuck." A tear fell from her eye. She can't wrap her head around this at all, but she'll have to learn. She took the ring off her hand, the promise ring you gave her, she slipped it into her desk drawer.
#criminal minds#emily prentiss fanfic#emily prentiss x reader#emily prentiss#criminalmindsxreader#imsorryguys
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Doug's first appearance in New Mutants 13 was, fun what with accidentally blowing up a Sentinel, but his second appearance is also worth mentioning.
X-Men 180 is perhaps better known for A) the scene where Kitty and Storm discuss Kitty's issues with Storm adopting a new appearance and attitude (Her leather jacket and mohawk punk phase) and B) The lead in to the X-Men going to be part of the Secret Wars maxi series, but there's
This scene is before Doug was revealed to be a mutant. He was just the kid from Salem Centre Kitty was spending a LOT of her free time with, and what would these two computer nerds be doing in the mid 80's? Yup, going to the mall!
Specifcially, the arcade!!
That is THE most spaciously laid out arcade I have ever seen, but that's not really the important bit here.
Though I'm pretty sure you can't actually DO that with arcade games just by scoring too high, I can easily believe these two being the bane of anyone trying to crank out a buck from video game addled teenagers with rolls of quarters!
And this is a slightly earlier version of Doug, since he doesn't know he or Kitty are mutants, he's cockier than we would see him once his inferiority complex kicks into high gear as Cypher. Here, he's Doug Ramsey, computer software genius, nerd and video game ace who is out having fun with the most amazing girl he's ever met before.
...but first and foremost, he's a good friend. (He'd have to be to deal with this level of emotional baggage infodumping. Good grief Kitty!)
Awww! These two are so sweet together!
Meanwhile, someone else is brooding, this time over Kitty and Doug... and not in an especially wholesome way
I should point out that at this point in time, Kitty is fourteen (confirmed in the previous issue where Storm specifically notes that Kitty was not yet fifteen), and Piotr is somewhere in that vague are of late teens/early twenties.
I believe, at the time that it was possible for 14 year olds to marry in the USSR, but it was far from the norm.
I should also add, in the interest of fairness, that during the slightly earlier BroodWar arc, thinking they were both going to die, Kitty asked if Piotr would become her first sexual partner, and Piotr gently turned her down (I know that's a very, VERY low bar to clear, but it should be mentioned)
This is setting the scene for Piotr falling for someone else during Secret Wars, an alien woman named Zsaji, who is a sort of walking, healing, plot device rather than a character with any agency, who is regretably fridged to give Piotr some angst, and also to confirm the breaking up of Piotr and Kitty as a possible couple and being anything other than team-mates for a great many years. There's an interesting article on Zsaji's story here, if you're interested.
So Piotr does seem to have some resentment towards Doug for taking HIS Katya (Even Wolverine, rarely the world's best agony uncle, tell's him that if that's how he views the situation, he's already lost Kitty and that's definitely for the best)
Later, as Doug has recently been invited to become a student of the Massachussetts Academy, a school the X-Men know is run by Emma Frost of the Hellfire Club, even if she is currently believed to be comatose (long story), the X-Men consider a course of action, and Chuck Xavier once against shows us that to him, "Ethics" is something for other people...
Now look, if Chuck knows that Doug is a mutant, that's one thing, he has a mutant detecting machine in the basement after all. But to casually "out" someone else was a mutant, without having any intent of ever telling the person themselves, that's just... not cool.
And yes, it may be a "quiet" power, but I don't think a Sentinel will give a rats ass about that, Doug has just as large a target on his back as anyone else.
Also, this is some years before the World Wide Web was a thing, though Doug was already established as a superbly skilled hacker on the still new and shiny thing called "The internet", thanks to his powers, so you'd have thought SOMEONE on the X-Men would have considered that a viable talent to develop, even if only as a support operative.
Kitty's comment does reference the precsse situation when Doug actually WAS inducted into the wild and wacky world of mutant-dom... When Warlock crashed on Earth, Xavier was out of town and the New Mutants REALLY needed someone to be able to talk to the confused and desperate alien (and ironically, as it turns out, Xavier would have done no good, as Warlock is telepath-proof)
But it does allow me to post these amazing bits from New Mutants #21, as Sam rockets off to break the news to Doug about, well... his entire life... whilst wearing only a towel.
Whilst allows for Doug's gloriously snarky introduction to X-plots.
He DOES have a point!
Oh, and as for the resentment towards Doug from Piotr I mentioned earlier? You might be asking if that lingers?
Well, one has to wonder, as in a much later story, Uncanny X-Men Annual #10, where the X-Men are de-aged by Mojo, and the New Mutants have to step up as temporary X-Men, the first time they meet in combat, what's the first thing mini-Colossus does?
Yup, punches Doug right in the crotch!
Methinks the Russian lad has some unresolved issues about our little omniglot.... LOTS of issues!
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Thinking about writing teen Kick fanfic and I got very vivid ideas for the vibe but I am like so shit at outlining the plot and detailing it to late 90s-2000s tech cuz I was in the desert sand during that time
And since I love your aesthetics with the ghost boys, what do you think about;
Teen Kick:
owns a camcorder, takes it nearly everywhere he goes outside and enjoys making vlogs on tapes, mostly consisting of abandoned place explorations and attempts of paranormal activity caught on camera. (Marble hornets and analog horror inspired)
Obsessed with cryptids and critters, might not actually believe they're real but thinks they're such neat concepts and they're fun to talk about.
↑explains why he found himself exploring the woods and forestry around his mid-late teens
fascinated by weird sightings and loves recording shit to show off and ramble about to his friends, just passionate about his interests
Owns a flip phone or whatever good old fashioned cellphone during that time, would try to invite his friends over to go cryptid hunting, alien watching, or explorations w/ him
I'm stumped cuz I have a few stuff thatll be purely HCs like:
Nickname for him in his teenhood if Kick was his military callsign
Headcanon about which part of America he's from to pinpoint location and setting of the drabble
Tf happened in 90-2000s
Could you help me please🙏🙏 need headcanons<33 a lot of them
Ahh I love this idea! This all sounds so accurate for a fic like this. Teen Kick that takes a camcorder everywhere sounds so on brand, I can definitely see him having that ‘let’s go to this haunted/abandoned house…what do you mean why? Cause it’s fun’ energy lol. Alien/ghost hunting and cryptid sightings seem right up his funky alley.
As for his name/location, that can be difficult since you can literally make up anything you want lmao. But I like to hc him as being from somewhere around northeast USA that starts to teeter into the south, think Pennsylvania/New Jersey/West Virginia/etc. That would also explain his cryptid/alien/ghost loving behavior since there’s a lot of sightings and happenings in those areas. He gives me slight city kid vibes, but lived enough near the outskirts of whatever town to have been doing a bunch of rural exploring.
Since it’s implied that he’s a tech specialist for the Ghosts, I hc that growing up during the rise of technology was very influential in his career choices, and he probably spent a lot of time with stuff like this. I definitely see him with the camcorder here, and maybe a flip phone right around the turn of the century/early 00’s when they became popular. Probably spent a lot of time on some old clunky ass computer setup lol, gets flashbacks from the dial up internet sound like a true 90s kid. I think as tech kept advancing, he was always right on that shit, or at least he kept up with it.
Just some tidbits, but similar to Ghost/Simon Riley in the comics/‘09 Modern Warfare, I like to think maybe seeing 9/11 take place inspired his reasons to join whatever branch of the military he joined, seeing that as a teen would’ve def been very surreal, especially if he lived around that area. He also gives me big nerd vibes, was into all the sci-fi stuff around that time&prob played a lot of video games, had like a GameCube console or something lol.
Hope some of this helps! I love this fic idea and I hope you write it! <3
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I'm sorry I absolutely fucked him up in the lab guys
I just really wanna talk about my take on Bob2.0 'cause I wove him too much.
(This only makes sense in my series canon sadly so TLDR: cartoon characters can die in various ways and go to a purgatory but sometimes other forms of media sneak in unknowingly)
Since the third book ended with him floating off into space this is a variant in which he, somehow, died. He can't remember how and he's far away from both HEAVEN-1 and all the other Bobs. The only ones he can interact with are the ones that have canonically died and the first generation (who also can't remember how they died), all of which are hard wired to his IBM 5150 computer monitor he's stuck in.
They can be sent out into space by hijacking other spaceships but it's too risky to do (he's fully skint too).
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Additional Notes and headcannons
⚙️ He's quite bitter he lost Charlie since he's now shorter than before (mainly 'cause the android model he stole was prebuilt and he doesn't know how to readjust it). He also has to recharge as well and can't do much either (he can access the IBM computer system his head belongs to but then he just turns into a regular ass computer, it does let him adjust his system which he does every night with the ROAMERS controlling stuff outside).
⚙️Since most of the other Bobs are still in slight control of his system he tends to flip between personalities and even memories (rarely shows up but sometimes he casually drops stuff that never happened to him).
⚙️ The other Bobs can intervene if they're put in the IBM system (some are more hardwired in than others but some can be transferred to floppy disks, much like Bob-1 they all lost their ships except for Milo).
⚙️LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THIS MAN DOESN'T HAVE AUTISM! Gestures with his hands when he talks, prefers solitude and can do it for long periods of time, hyperfixates on random subjects and sci-fi, struggles with interacting with others outside of his small group of friends and family, an inability to comfort others. I can SMELL it on him man!
⚙️ This man has a roadtrip soundtrack, no one can change it and anyone who does gets put in the ship storage hull (it's mostly a mix-trail of 80's/90's stuff, ELO, Thomas Dolby and Talking Heads).
⚙️ He's essentially completely denounced any type of romance between him since he's too out there for most others (flirting has been observed to cause him to do a mental tailspin).
⚙️ Feral as fuck. Not only does he forget he's still human to a degree at times but he tends to go into weird manic over analysis moments (also tends to devolve into a mad scientist without realising).
⚙️ Suffers with slight touch starveness due to him being unable to properly touch anyone intimately for a long time* (this is most evident with casual touch so it's unsure if he could handle anything further).
⚙️ Is "slightly" hyperfixated with both Spore and 90's alien stuff (I'm going HARD on my headcannoning here. I'm not against him being a classic sci fi nerd but I like the idea he's more into a specific sub genre rather than just being a generic nerd**).
⚙️ Adding a bit more to it I also like to think he's into the LEGO Space sets as well. Alongside Guardians of the Galaxy (man probably had enough time to binge it).
⚙️Most of his other attributes and habits from before still stand. He still likes to talk shit about religion and often gets a bit arrogant when talking about his old job and achievements. I did nuke a bit of his overt geniuses from the book since I (for some reason) think he gets slight moments where he messes up hard by over assuming stuff.
⚙️Every single Bob treats Homer like the lil brother once they found out he's still kicking. The second he comes in at a bad time the others just try 'n shoo him out so he won't see anything too graphic.
⚙️ I'll probably go into this a more later but he has like the weirdestly wholesome dynamic with P.C, like they're just two mad scientist weirdos talking about random stuff and being feral.
*I know this one sounds dumb but like... I don't think he ever tried hitting on any Deltans at any point for obvious reasons, and his only friend was Archimedes. So obviously the man's gotta be a bit on the touch starved side.
**yes I know he's fan girly over Von Neumann Probes I mean like media, he's only really into conventional sci fi stuff so I like to think his other ones are more tied to space in different ways.
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TOOZ WRITING PROMPT
Today's inspirational exhibit shall feature some naughty nudies in Ascii coded images and any muse images where I could find our boys even near a computer.
I'm in the mood for some tech nerds and IT experts to work on our gal's system. Let's tell our heroine what she needs and what our talented muse can do for her.
Today is my brilliant husband's birthday. I will proudly brag that he is a golden boy in a pretty big pond. He is a problem solver and can learn anything he needs to on the fly.
I'll be honest - when he tells me about work, I get so turned on! He is sexy as all hell when he is achieving the impossible! Plus that man spoils me rotten with solutions to problems I never even knew I had, because there is always an easier way this or that could be done. He'll figure it out. From day one, this man has me wrapped around his finger!
So to celebrate hubby's birthday in my own little way, I'm posting a prompt for some tech talk telling our heroine about what can fit in her available slots.
Let's talk titties!
For your inspiration, I have collected a few ascii images and stuff, all on the topic of tits and ass. You can thank @latent-thoughts, @maple-seed, and @muddyorbs for this rabbit hole I fell down this afternoon.
This shot's from @sebstanlove on Instagram.
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I'm trying to remember who got a kick outta these prompts ? If don't want to be tagged, no worries - just let me know. We all use Tumblr differently. And I am crazy disorganized, but I promise I will start a list this week!!!
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» LOVE SONG ♪
character(s): spencer reid (insert nerd emoji)
genre(s): fluffier than that one cheesecake recipe
description: f!reader, established relationship, i stole this idea from a tv show you don’t know
notes: here you go you little eggshell (this is aimed)
im never posting this (maybe for valentines idk)
god this is so long
“valentines is coming up, loverboy.”
“how’s your gift to your little y/n-poo coming along??”
“stop teasing me, you guys.” reid sighed, overwhelmed by his indecisiveness to choose a gift for you.
penelope and derek acted like kindergarteners with a friend who had a crush, kicking their legs and giggling. “oh, i know!” penelope exclaimed. “you should bake her a pie with all the numbers of pi on it!”
“you’re so creative.” spencer deadpanned.
“ooh, i have a better idea!” derek chimed in. “you should write her a letter with that one heart graph equation on it.”
“why is that one so horrible?!” spencer complained. “you know what, never mind. i’ll figure it out myself.” he sighed, trudging out of the office. “good night, everyone.”
»»»
“hey, spence! i’m home.”
quickly putting away his computer, he rushed to the door to greet you.
“hey. how was work?” he asked, smiling at you as he took your things and set them down, allowing you to stretch and walk to your bedroom.
“exhausting. how about you?” you laughed.
“about the same.” he stated, doing his best to shield your valentine’s day gift from you.
“…spencer, you’ve never been good at hide and seek.” you giggled.
“how did you-“
“doesn’t take a profiler to read someone like a book, love.”
“actually, studies show-“
“shush. what is that?” you questioned.
“huh? it’s nothing, don’t worry. it’s not important. nothing special.”
“i didn’t even suggest that it was something special, yet you just denied it was twice. now… at least a hint?”
“no, y/n! i can’t tell you yet!” he laughed, attempted to conceal the pile of papers behind he back, you trying to slither around him to steal a glimpse of at least one.
“oh, i see.” you giggled. “is this for the certain holiday that’s coming up on the 14th of this month?”
“possibly?”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone… for now.”
sighing, he waited for you to walk out of the bedroom. he turned his back, stacking the papers together to put them somewhere you wouldn’t find it.
“by the way, your gift is ready.” you smiled, popping your head in the doorway.
smiling, he walked over to you and pressed a kiss to your forehead, ruffling your hair. “thank you, y/n.”
»»»
“you’re doing what??” penelope gaped.
derek was laughing so hard, he swore he was going to fall right there and be sucked into the floor and attacked by carpet particles.
“did you listen to a word we said, reid??” penelope was in disbelief.
derek continued wheezing.
“i get it, morgan!” spencer exclaimed.
“y/n isn’t going to fall for the genius-y stuff, reid!! i’ve seen her enough to know she wants something from the heart, not your huge head.”
“a mathematically.. perfect.. song??” derek managed to squeeze between laughs.
“it’s not that bad of an idea!” spencer argued.
“yes, it is!” emily chimed in.
“you too??” spencer whined.
“if you’re gonna write her a song, you need to tell her what you actually feel. and please, please, please, don’t mention her ass.” penelope said with a frustrated look.
the more the group stayed on this topic, the harder it would become for morgan to even attempt to calm down.
the rest of the day, spencer tried to figure out something else. something where math or “genius-y stuff”, as penelope said, wouldn’t come into the equation.
maybe he would have to come up with it all by himself.
»»»
“this is stupid.” he sighed, throwing away yet another piece of paper with seemingly meaningless lyrics.
“aww, what’s wrong, spence?” emily asked, noticing the very audible ‘this is stupid’ from across the room.
“nothing, everything’s fine.”
“are you still writing that song for y/n?”
“..not the same one, but still a song, yes.”
“ooh, are those original lyrics?? if you’re a genius in everything else, you must at least be a lyrical genius as well!” emily scampered over, eager to take a look.
“wait-!”
emily snatched the papers before spencer could react. “aww, spence!! these are so cute!! y/n’s gonna love this!”
“the song’s not finished, and the lyrics aren’t good,”
“they’re amazing, reid! i’m sure y/n will spin in circles when she hears this.”
“i barely have the melody! what makes you guys think i can finish a whole song in less than a week?”
“we can always help,” penelope joined in, looking as though hearts were going to start pouring out of her eyes.
"i thought it was supposed to be from my heart, not your heart." reid joked.
"hey, you were the one who was complaining about how long it was going to take. besides, the lyrics are all yours, we can just help with the actual music." derek suggested.
"besides, no matter how many PhDs you have, it's a little difficult to play 10 instruments at once and have it in time with everything else." emily poked.
"fine, i'm convinced. just don't embarrass me."
»»»
“i don’t think i’ve ever had a work day more exhausting than that.” emily sighed, out of breath.
“i agree. reid, why did you need to make the chorus so long??” penelope chimed in.
“it’s not my fault you volunteered to help.” spencer huffed.
“well, now that we’re finished, how about we go eat and go home?” derek got up from the slumping position on the table.
everyone agreed, so they all enjoyed dinner and drinks at a small restaurant, while brainstorming more ideas of what spencer could do for valentine’s day.
“don’t you guys also need to focus on your own valentine’s day??” spencer rolled his eyes.
“there’s plenty of time for that. now, i think you should get y/n a giant, fluffy, huge cake that says-“
»»»
“so, today’s the day, loverboy.”
“are you going to give it to her?”
“have you hinted it to her at all?”
reid’s head was collapsed on his desk, overwhelmed by the thoughts that you might not like your gift.
“what if i edited something wrong?” spencer started questioning. “what if there’s something in the background??”
“reid, you’re literally a genius. you would’ve known if there’s something wrong.” emily laughed.
“but, what if-“
“shh! reid, even if the song is so atrocious that she’d throw up, she still loves you so much that she’d probably listen to it millions of times if you asked her to!” penelope argued.
“no, she’s very particular about her music taste.”
“but she’s also particular about you!”
“but-“
“listen. you’re gonna go and give the song to her and she’s going to love it, and she’ll kiss you as many times there are notes.”
“but-“
“shut up!”
“...”
»»»
you returned home from work, excited to give spencer his gift. or, more specifically, take him to his gift.
“hey, spence,” you sang. “ready for your gift?”
“one second, y/n!” he shouted lightly from the other side of the house.
“what’s going on in here?” you smiled, stepping past the threshold into the dimly lit room.
“y/n!” spencer jumped. “i’m..”
“is this… a cassette tape?” you asked, sliding next to him.
“…yes.”
“for me?”
silently, you slid your fingers to his hand.
“..yes.” he whispered. “it’s not..”
he struggled to find the words.
“..finished?”
“no, it’s finished, it’s just…”
you leaned into his side. “show me, spence,” you hushed. “i’m sure it’s not that bad.” you joked.
“that’s rude,” he said, smiling, he tentatively pressed the play button.
»»»
“spencer, it’s-“
“i know, it’s bad. it sucks, i’m aware.” he groaned, his head in his hands.
“no!!” you laughed. “spencer, it’s beautiful! you made a whole song for me??”
turning back around, he looked relieved. “i..” he spoke, not knowing how to react.
you stepped over to him, grabbed his hands, and said, “spence, thank you. i love it.” you smiled.
“y/n-”
“shush.” you whispered, brushing your lips against his, before finally connecting them.
slightly breathing in, you could feel spencer’s chest slightly relax. you interlocked your fingers with his, reaching one hand to cup his face.
slowly rocking, he wrapped his arms around you, slowly bringing you closer and breathing in your scent.
“alright, alright,” you say, breaking apart. “now, get ready for your gift. how do you feel about dinner?”
oh my god.
that’s the longest thing i’ve ever written
not even for english class have i written something that’s longer than that
side note i just found out matthew gray gubler plays simon in alvin and the chipmunks 😭😭
#criminal minds#spencer reid#screaming in the void#and the void screams back#idk how to tag yet#what are tags#reid x reader#criminal minds x reader#this took forever#why is tagging fun#reader fic
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dipper hcs
This is super long, like 2000 words super long because i have a huge hyperfixation and cringe culture is dead. he reminds me of me and my friends/family so i have a million ideas. split into topics for reading convenience
low 20s, autistic, bi + demi with a preference for women, ftm. I totally understand people disliking ftm dipper because of stan and mabel making fun of his masculinity and it would be shitty in canon but this is my post so i make the rules bitch and am pretending that never happened. None of this is ship stuff. I imagine him to basically look like the lovley art in this post.
shares an apartment with mabel in portland, completely full of nerd memorabilia, stacks of boardgames, mabels diys, a conspiracy corkboard, and arts & crafts materials
works in a bar/arcade where wendy bartends, calls soos and fidds when he needs help fixing machines
pet ferret called pippin
started his own journal
pacificas plus one to her prissy rich person events, sit in the corner and shit talk
carries around fidget toys, was too embarrassed till mabel convinced him (partially because his pens kept exploding everywhere)
has protective runes tattooed
mabel talks about astrology to be annoying, is baited into getting mad and rambling about how modern astrology is fake and a scam every single time
nervous driver, doesnt have a car but is sometimes driven by mabel in her heavily adorned funmobile; worries about her "enthusiastic" driving
helps mabel dye her hair after a three am hair emergency, got really good and started bleaching pacificas till she decided to chop it and grow it out natural (refused money from her parents after moving out), which used to be the ultimate gossip sessions
joint problems and pain, god awful posture
one sided beef with all of mabels partners till they “prove themselves”
doesnt believe in cooking like he (mainly) used to not believe in laundry
punched someone for making fun of mabel, got beat up so mabel kicked their asses (thank you stan and wendy for her "training")
only social media is reddit, an instagram account made and run by pacifica, youtube, and a tumblr on nerd/mystery stuff
only has tumblr bc candy convinced him in like 2014 then he succumbed to the brain rott, they're mutuals and make weird references no one else gets, personalises blog extensively via html/css, had a brief superwholock phase in 2015 (fight me)
coded mabels laptop into a custom 2000s esc blinged out hellscape she made in graphic design class, got her rgb stuff bc she likes rainbows and he thinks its funny
occasionally clashes with mabel bc shes sensory seeking and he gets sensory overload
pacifica takes him clothes shopping bc otherwise he will literally never buy new clothes, sometimes go thrifting with mabel the thrift god
mildly dyslexic and in denial
needs glasses but usually wears contacts because he finds them annoying then forgets to take them out
wears glasses when he misses the grunkles
Sugar addict like mabel and their pantry shows it
Best nerd shirt collection, like, that's all he wears
Gets into online arguments way too much for no reason
Mabel makes like ten different protective friendship bracelets with unicorn hair so he could have options, just wears all of them at once
uni
journalism major with a minor in computer science
takes history, pure maths, and film units as electives
member/helps run the clubs for DnD [DD&MD], MTG, Warhammer, and scifi & fantasy appreciation
founder and president of the uni cryptozoology, supernatural, aliens, and occult society (CSACS)
gets ford to proof read his writing/math and fidds his code
attends lectures for units hes not even enrolled in for fun
has gotten into multiple arguments with professors, including ones that dont even teach him
has read theory (all people who’ve read theory are annoying including myself)
hobbies
goes to cons with mabel, she helps with (/mainly makes for him) matching cosplays to fill the trick or treating void
once met spock and kirks actors and got so excited he passed out so mabel took pics of him on the floor next to them and she thinks its the funniest thing to ever exist
DMs multiple online DnD [DD&MD] and ttrpgs groups, 3.5e truther
competes in MTG tournaments
does karaoke night with mabel and the gals atleast once a month, sometimes brings pacifica
goes to the renaissance fair with the squad where him, mabel, ford, and soos all dress up and get super into character with melony; wendy and stan take shrooms and go to watch the sword fighting
listens to DnD podcasts
ex band kid and still plays Sousaphone, often to mabels dismay
obsessed with boardgames and hosts boardgame nights, always makes everyone play super overcomplicated ones then has to play monopoly when its stan and mabels choice
almost always wins boardgames and knows how every mechanic works, has only occasionally lost to ford (who is a sore loser lol)
has had risk games last multiple days after its only him and ford left
bonds with mabel and soos painting figures (warhammer, dnd, the usual) and embraces her covering hers in glitter and gems
goes ghost hunting, has a shit tone of real gear from ford and fidds and sometimes vlogs, quotes buzzfeed unsolved
secret AO3 account, caught grunkle stan writing dutches approves fics but both have sworn an oath of secrecy
wendy taught him skateboarding, doesnt do tricks (uncoordinated as shit) but uses it as transport
broke bc he cant resist collectables
made his own pc from scratch using parts he bought and custom ones made by fidds
goes to local band concerts with wendy and her gang including watching wendy play drums
Did debate in highschool, usually gets nervous doing public speaking but gets so invested he forgets; is second speaker
tech guy for productions mabel is in
games
loves all strategy and puzzle games
fav games include fallout 1&2, nethack, xcom, civ, FTL, and dwarf fortress
ford and fidds play games they used to play before the portal accident with him eg. zork, MUD1, rouge, star trek, colossal cave adventure, and mystery house
plays portal 2 with ford and sometimes mabel
plays baldurs gate with mabel and she spent five hours doing character customisation, he plays wizard and she plays bard and both are total stereotypes
played lethal company and phasmophobia with mabel, soos, wendy, grenda, and candy (goes as expected) (lots of screaming)
BDG unravelled fan and grew up on matpat but cant play fnaf or ddlc bc giffany
had a breakdown playing dark souls and started crying at 2am so mabel banned it permanently
spectacularly bad at rhythm games but will play with mabel anyway and she completely sweeps, esp in arcades and just dance
plays bishi bashi with the gang and have broken the machine multiple times
really good at retro arcade games, shares strats with soos and remembers all the combos for everything; helps kids beat levels at work
gets ford to help optimise game stats/teams/strats with the POWER OF MATHS !!!, has on occasion coded algorithms to assist
forced everyone to play among us constantly for like three months straight
member of mabel, candy, and grendas chaotic nightmare of a minecraft server, usually offline and generally regrets it when he joins; more of a terraria guy
undertale kid
ports/emulates games himself, esp retro console stuff like old fire emblem, Zelda, earthbound
in the ace attorney fandom
runs a server for online friends he plays games with
shows/movies
does annual lotr (extended edition) marathons with ford, mabel drifts in and out of watching because snacks and that legolas and arwin are both a “total smash” (elf apreciator)
loves all scifi, including classics like star trek, star wars, ext.
watches doctor who with mabel (shes a david tennant enjoyer) including the super old stuff, replies with one of the classic who doctors when people ask his fav and confuse them
goes to old scifi/horror/fantasy rerun marathons, wendy joins depending on the films
watches scifi and mecha anime with soos and fidds, sometimes ford joins
loves evangelion, knows cruel angels thesis in japanese, lowkey a shinji kinnie and is bullied ruthlessly
watches candys exquisite curation of 90s shoujo with her, mabel, and grenda; wont admit he gets super into it but has been caught doing sailor moon magical girl transformation poses
watched madoka magica with the gals and was kuybey hater #1 from the start
never shuts the fuck up about theories and guesses the end of movies unless mabel smothers him with a pillow
hate watches conspiracy theory/ghost hunting shows with wendy bc theyre either laughably wrong or so close and totally missing the obvious, except this one random guy who was somehow spot on (like doug forcett in the good place)
Made to watch all of twilight at a girls night because mabel (mostly) watched lotr, cant stop overthinking the insane lore implications which somehow get worse with every book fact mabel tells him (because what the fuck ???? the world building is batshit), him and candy keep periodically saying effervescent and bursting into hysterics to the others confusion
still quotes star wars bad lip readings with mabel
books
favs include hitchikers guide to the galaxy, discworld, lotr, do androids dream of electric sheep, earthsea, dune, and HP lovecraft esp cuthullu
him and ford have both read the salmirilion and make it everyones problem
likes classic scifi and early cyberpunk, esp spec fic thats wacky or raises ethical questions to ponder with ford
loves sherlock homes and agatha christie, big who dunnit story fan
read good omens bc mabel likes the show (again, david tennant enjoyer) and its terry pratchet + neil gaiman, tries to get her to read the book for ages and eventually she listens to the audiobook
music
owns spirit phone on vinyl, made ford listen once and accidentally gave him flashbacks
likes lemon demon, TWERP, starbomb, NSP, tally hall, will wood, and other nerd bands
they might be giants and potusa enjoyer
can and will recite the entirety of the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny at the drop of a hat
went through a midwest emo phase, still listens to csh
listens to vocaloid with candy; went to a concert with the gals and everyone learnt the dances, mabel decorated their light sticks
always ends up belting [B]ABBA when drunk
Fav [B]ABBA songs are disco girl and under attack
weezer defender, bullied by mabel and wendy
listens to math rock with ford while stan complains the time signatures and polyrhythms (though he’d never bother to learn the terms) give him a headache
listens to game OSTs and chiptune stuff
mabel got him into musicals, knows the words to hamilton, bmc, and dear evan hansen, sing duets together
trans
once forgot to take off a too small binder for like two days and fainted, mabel made him a custom one
short king, used to have hight dysphoria
mabel alters his pants bc mens trousers are evil for the transmasc gang
didnt shave ever when he first got his wiskers till pacifica staged an intervention
forgot to tell stan he was trans till he got body hair and stan joked it was his genetics to thank, dipper responded he was lucky the T was actually effective
drinking/drugs
cant smoke weed or he gets suuuuper paranoid, only smoked once w wendy and tried to smoke more to calm down but just ended up greening hard
drinks alcoholic ginger beer and indie APIs wendy recommends, though shes more of a whisky and scotch
super low alcohol tolerance, doesnt drink often
drinks mabels own recipe cocktail monstrosities when she convinces him they wont get shitfaced, always ends up shitfaced because theyre 100% alcohol + sugar and mabels tolerance is like double his; always eventually ends with him trying to explain lotr poorly
once drank so much caffeine he started hallucinating
tripsits mabel (LSD legend) and sometimes wendy (totally does shrooms), again is neurotic and should under no circumstances take hallucinogens
sometimes smokes cigs when stressed, tries to hide it but is laughably bad, will ocasionally bum a cig off wendy
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no powers au + anais!
With no powers, Anais is a full-time photographer at CatCo., under the supervision of James Olsen. On the side, she and Winn are Supergirl's backup on the computers. Anais knows her way around them thanks to her adoptive dad (a true nerd!) and continues to learn more from Winn directly.
Anais believes that everyone should be able to defend themselves, whether they're made of steel or not. She encourages Winn to take take self-defense classes from Alex, sometimes even Kara. At first, Winn is reluctant. He's absolutely foul at dodging punches.
"I'll get my ass kicked and then you'll laugh," he told Anais, "And then you'll break up with me!"
Anais laughed there, and just as Winn threw a sharp 'see!?' at her, she assured him that would not happen. "How could I make fun of you when you're doing something I asked you to? I would never." She planted a soft kiss on his cheek, and that was the end of that.
Winn did as she asked, just like he always did when she kissed him. It was the way of their relationship that he was also guilty of. He got her to play video games she swore she hated because he'd kissed her for a decent while.
And wouldn't you know it, they ended up becoming pretty skilled at combat. It wasn't Supergirl or Martian Manhunter levels, but they were good.
Over the years, Winn would develop important softwares leading him away from the DEO and Anais would eventually become Art Editor for CatCo. They'd live together but also travel because Anais never left her parents' home growing up and Winn never sought to go anywhere after his father was sent to prison.
They're basically your typically cozy-comedy kind of couple idk I also see them getting a dog a la krypto style
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OC in 15
BACK AT IT AGAIN with another tag for an OC in 15 lines of dialogue, this time from @mysticstarlightduck (you can find their post here!)
Rules: Share 15 lines of dialogue from an OC that capture their character, personality, or vibe. Bonus points for using dialogue without other scene details, but you’re free to include those as well!
I did Ayn on my first version of this, so obvi I have to do Jonas this time around. I could do like a 100 lines for Jonas, he's so iconic.
Half of these are from his text convos but those are some of the most indicative lines (or emoji) of who he is as a person, so.
(ps I'll have some more tag memes up tomorrow! When I'm back at a computer proper and not my tablet hehe)
“Huh? Oh. No. I mean, fuck yeah, you know I’m all about brunch, but I meant to that meeting thing.”
“Not you, you boring turds,” I tell them. “Go back to your mindless business.”
From: Jonas Quinn Everything I do for you comes from a place of love From: Jonas Quinn And spite
“Alright, motherfucker, what the shit.”
From: Jonas (Meliora) But you never know... (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ)♥ From: Jonas (Meliora) I just might make... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) From: Joans (Meliora) AN APPEARANCE! ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
From: Jonas (Meliora) ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ
“You could definitely use a haircut. The split ends were crying out for my help all the way across the room.”
“Bitch, please,” I spit out, frustration reaching a boiling point but not yet spilling over. Customer service voice, Jonas. Customer service voice. “I don’t plan on hiding behind a tiny ass little screen the entire time. I got my ways, and I’m going to use them.”
“Oh, look who it is: Mr. Foo-Foo and the Second-Rates.”
“Check your listing in the phone book! It’s either under Self-righteous Asshole or Lord Bastard on High.”
From: Quinn, Jonas ღ╰⋃╯ღ•̥̑ .̮ •̥̑)
From: Quinn, Jonas Yeah, right i’m quaking in my fashionable winter boots
“See, it’s hot when Fletcher nerds out over history. Leave your hoity-toity Old World pretentiousness for bedroom talk with Ayn. Maybe she gets a kick out of it, I don’t know, but major ughhhh.”
“That was code for ‘get the fuck out of this conversation space, you dumbfuck’. Go join Kaito and the others, why don’t you.”
“Barback, bring us your best bottle of booze.”
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