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Get tf2 ship discourse off my dash I literally don’t care
#there’s absolutely something to be said about how people will get pissy if you don’t headcannon certain characters as gay and instead bi#because they can’t fathom a woman with their favorite man or something so they get defensive#but blocking someone over making a “leaves you for a woman joke is absolutely pathetic sorry#Pauling has at least some proof of being a lesbian considering it’s from one of the literal comic teams#I mean hc her as you want but equating a dumb “she leaves you for a man shitpost to biphobia is fucking stupid#Jane Yells#rant#also I don’t get why people get mad if you disagree on medics wife existence lmao most people r fine with others headcannoning him as bi#it’s just that the line is a throwaway that has never been stated again and is 100% meant to be a#fucked ur mum lol joke
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I defs appreciate ur joking replies to ppl who say rancid ableist shit to u abt ur ability to work and b ~productive~ for our capitalist overlords, but also like, it's actually fucked up to say that childrearing isn't a contribution to society. Esp the kind of childrearing ur doing that actually prioritizes ur kids autonomy and well being. Lol hopefully this isn't overstepping or anything but I get big mad abt this kind of stuff bc the devaluing of domestic labor is a major component of how patriarchy is perpetuated
No u are absolutely right and it is atrocious how much childrearing is devalued (which is wild when like. Who do you think is gonna keep the world running! We need kids and they must be raised!)
It permeates every level of society. I am honestly blessed to be disabled because the amount of parents I know FORCED to abandon childrearing and get a """productive""" job under threat of homelessness and starvation..... it is beyond cruel.
I remember when we lost my daddy, me mum went fuck it and retired early just to make sure she would be there for us when we needed her. And we did, cus we really fucking struggled. Its the kindest thing she ever did for us. I cant imagine how much worse things would have been if she couldn't drop everything to be there for us when ever a problem cropped up. I needed running round after constantly with all my Behaviours. My brother needed watching and educating when he couldn't attend school. We all needed help we didn't get at school or from CAMHS. Me sister needed caring for after her head injury. I needed someone to stand by me in court and fight to fix my life when I screwed it up. She only even went back into employment just before covid cus she spent years back at it helping me with the child. And I hate that ppl (ESP WOMEN) are seen as lesser for doing this when its among the most important jobs in the world. And its so hard. And so many people give up everything for it. That should be respected.
Its hard work and it never ends and it NEEDS DOING. Kids are worth it.
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Ok so finally found the time to watch episodes 7x02 - 7x04 with my mum. (I’ve already seen them all at least twice, this was her first watch)
The whole episode I was kinda nervous but super excited.
Can I mention again here that she previously did not ship buddie at all, said me and people these days are “always making things gay when they’re not” and said they were “just friends” and the Ravi Buck Eddie sewer call she reiterated this statement saying “see? They’re just good friends” after buck’s clear jealously, which, fair. Yk it can def be seen as friendship— unless you’re open to the fact characters are allowed to be queer and not stated, and also that he’s been played as bisexual since s1 with sooooo much TEXT and SUBTEXT abt it—
When it finally got to the loft apartment scene I was shocked it had come round so quick (I swear that episode felt longer when I watched it alone), and immediately I felt my heart beating a lot faster in anticipation. At the buck Tommy kiss, to my surprise she reacted by grinning wide smiling like in disbelief and stayed like this until they pulled away and we saw buck’s reaction then she sorta manic laughed at buck’s “that works” I think out of disbelief and shock and amusement at buck’s starstruck reaction, “… Saturday? 🥹🤩”and his joke about fake mouth static.
Then as Tommy was walking out and talking about a date my mum said “that’s gonna make.. Eddie, really… mad.” (She was distracted listening to the rest of the scene and dialog)
😆 so her initial reaction was soooo much better than I’d expected/feared!! (From here it turns into kinda a trauma dump with 911 about I realised I’m so so so repressed.. read at ur own risk lol!)
But then of course I went and fucked it up by getting too excited and blabbing.
(I voice memo recorded this whole scene to get her reaction) she asked me about how “so he’s (buck) saying he thought he was jealous but it wasn’t of Eddie it was of him (Tommy).” And I sorta spiralled saying yeh because that’s how he saw it in that moment because he’s trying to figure out what these new feelings are and who they’re for etc and went down the rabbit hole of Tommy being gay from the start (army, ‘begins’ episodes..) and so on and my mum heard like 4 seconds of this and stood up and collected dishes and stuff and walked away saying I was getting too much into it (fair, my adhd does tend to make me mentally jump subjects fairly quickly in ways it doesn’t make sense to other people)
But she never really has healthy conversations with me about queerness, don’t get me wrong I love my mum and she isn’t like throwing me on the street for saying I’m bisexual, but she also isn’t exactly having healthy conversations about it with me either. She prefers to avoid the conversation a lot and stay silent about it, so the repression is real and tbh I didn’t even realise how repressed I was until about 3rd December 2023 I saw a picture of two women kissing and I fully went “oh shit I’m bisexual, I almost forgot I liked women”. Yeh. The repression is so real.
I then went on a Pinterest spiral downloading women photos and made an album on photos app to put it all in so that I had that place to go to and look and I would never be so repressed that I forgot again. I have since been much happier and more queer and open within myself
(For reference this is the picture)
(This is the photo album - not my photos, all from Pinterest)
(Note: I am a teenage girl)
And the only other time I realised I was repressing it, was on holiday with my auntie that I see like once a year, when she teased me about a girl I’d spoken to from a street vender thing and I realised that “oh this is normal” like, families should tease me and be comfortable about it. (Although they don’t tease me about boys much either so..)
Because my family never feel so open about my sexuality to be that comfortable. Whenever the subject comes up it turns into almost an argument because they think I only think I’m gay because I hung out with two lgbt girls for 3, 4 years and they were my only close friends.
Apparently the gay is contagious 🤣
My Nan is homophobic, she’s “of a different generation” apparently and can’t change. She’s not super bad about it but does make comments like “it’s wrong” so I never really talk about it. My brother had the “my friend is gay so i can’t be homophobic” mentality, and also believes like my mum that im only bisexual because of my old friends.
But fr they don’t say it’s a phase specifically but they sort of play it off like one saying I only “think that” because of them (my friends at the time — who I’m not even friends with anymore)
And one time watching the hen and Karen begins episode with the nasa lab explosion- when we get that make out scene between them, my mum laughed and said she was uncomfortable because it just looked “unnatural” and I know she said this because they were a bit fumbly in the scene, knocking things over and kicking off shoes and both plus sized women, but that reaction has just stuck with me since. Because it’s still a beautiful moment and yes they look different to typical people making out but it’s still sexy and a vibe but also I am a plus sized woman, so yes that could be my future. Another time before this when there were some HenRen scenes in bed my mum said to me “is that what you wanna do, cuddle up to some woman in bed like that 🤨” and I was sooo unprepared for that question and sorta went ‘uh yeh no yeh but not like them two because Hen isn’t my type yk but yes’ and she went 🧐 hm ok 🤷♀️
These things have stuck with me
And also when I had a therapist last year the one time I mentioned being bisexual and she that’s something we should talk about I completely shut her down and said it’s fine nothing to talk about and looking back… man I was repressed. Like dayum.
And now I realise I have so much to say.
And the tipping point for all this, is the bi Buck canon, of course. Only 3 days ago but feels like a lifetime already, just the portrayal and the delivery and perfection and sentiment of it all hits so hard, especially the fan reactions, but also actor and director and journalist reactions and everything Tim has had to say on it including Oliver and Ryan interviews. And it’s made me so emotional about it all, I can’t even express how genuinely happy to my core i was the first 2 days every second, and I was dancing around my kitchen, grinning every 3 minutes when I remembered… it was bliss. I felt so seen and happy and loved, appreciated and respected and represented. It’s unreal. Especially the joy and care Oliver has given this.. i can’t explain. It’s so validating.
Within myself I feel much more at peace, and I have realised that in fact I was repressed, and still kinda am.
So bringing it back to the start was that after watching this with my mum I tried to express to her how much this means and the backstory and what’s going on online about it with the directors and actors and everything but I hardly even said a thing and she kept saying how “it’s just a show” “it’s 9-1-1!” “You’re getting too much into this/too attached” even when I tried explaining how queer storylines is something we have to search for to watch in media, and how this will change media from now on and the representation.. she kept walking away, trying to change the subject and invalidating it all saying stuff like
“it’s just a series! You act like it’s a real person!” “You do, you get carried away with it.” “Ok Keira 🙄🚶♀️.. yeh! You’re just getting a little far-fucking-fetched” “right… Keira.” “It’s just a show!” Me: “It’s more than a show.” “In your head it is.” “You’re just going on”
Bear in mind I wasn’t actually going into depth, I was stating how this is a big thing and said literally what I’ve written here, like this is 30 seconds of me talking. Because I wanted to have a healthy conversation about it all, but clearly it didn’t work and i should’ve just been happy with the smile reaction and left it at that.
I tried directly pointing out the problem, too, saying that she never wants to have a healthy conversation with me about it all, to which she replied the “it’s just a show/you’re getting too much into it” part and when I addressed that this family is slightly a little bit homophobic but none of them will admit it she was laughing and going “it’s 9-1-1! It’s 9-1-1!” “(I) make it out into some big drama” (I wasn’t raising my voice or anything I just wanted to have a conversation about it with her, she was the one raising her pitch) and how I’m “just taking it all to another level!” Me:‘Because it is at another level, this is so huge for the industry and the queer community’ “oh god, Keira.. you make such big dramas out of it,” (me literally not being dramatic at all, just wanting a nice discussion about this and both the reactions of fans/non-fans/people, how it’s done so well—compared to other storylines and shows— and the impact this will have on so many things) my mum:… “you always twist me to make it out that I’m some horrible person” to which I responded “well no, because you’re not but you could be more healthy about it, you always laugh it off or change/avoid the subject” (me talking about queerness in general, not 9-1-1, to which she replied) “nanna gets like this over Coronation Street! And I just don’t understand! It’s just a show.”
These quotes she said are direct because I audio recorded everything. Probably not in the right order bc the explanation is a little messy what can I say it’s adhd like I said 💅😵💫🤷♀️😅
Yeh so I guess this is turning into some Reddit thing like AITA am I the asshole for wanting a healthy conversation and for my family to be more comfortable about queerness in general as well as my own (bi)sexuality but also it’s just me expressing how tonight went to anyone who’s stayed to read this. Maybe I should go back into therapy. It’s just my old therapist I never really told her the deep things but also finding someone new that works with me is expensive and exhausting. So it’s been a hard night but I will still rewatch the scene to find happiness in it all again. I just want to wait until I’ve slept it off so I can be fresh and remember the happiness and validity I felt on friday & sat
#buddie#911 abc#911#911 s7#eddie diaz#evan buckley#gay#911 fox#911 season 7#destiel#queer#conversations#queer story time#story time#mum#homophobic#?#911 spoilers#trauma dump#trauma discussion#i need therapy#probably#bisexual#lgbt#hard discussions#buck tommy#Tommy kinard#911 s7 reactions
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Thoughts on eps 1-4 of Murder Drones:
Pilot 1. Is the planet the bots are on supposed to be an alternate Earth? Or a different planet all together? (Answer: It's not Earth. Uzi mentions wanting to go to earth so she can "kill all humans". The planet they are on is Copper 9.) 2. "Untrained neural network" aka baby robots lmao. 3. While the meta dialogue was incredibly BAD in the first episode, the facial gags with words flashing across their faces is so funny. I am having to pause every two seconds to read everything. 4. Which is by design? Pausing to read the gags. This is a show that really wants it's audience to study it like the nerds we are. 5. I love that all the character relationships are purposely cliche, and played 100% straight. 6. Are we really supposed to believe Uzi's dad mercy-killed her mother? 7. I do love how they establish that the Disassembly Drones can regenerate. (N being blasted into oblivion.) 8. "OH MY, you sure are rebellious! It's kind of exciting! *fans self*" N LMAO WHAT. 9. N and Uzi are A+ mains and I love them. 10. Yeah, I missed so much lore discussion on the first watch. Particularly the bit about the ships only being capable of going one way. 11. Why is N hoisting Uzi onto his shoulders the cutest thing ever. He carry. He protec. 12. "I'd join you if the sun didn't kill me!" Hooow did I miss that.
Episode 2 / Heartbeat 1. God I love the haunted mansion flashback. It's so jarring. 2. Tessa... 3. The Disassembly Drones sleep upside down wrapped in their wings. 4. The show hinting at V knowing more than she's letting on combined with the flashbacks were when I started to realize how much of a gem this show was. 5. Episode starts establishing Lizzy and Doll a little more. (Did V disguise herself AS Lizzy? lol.) 6. Ah okay, they do explain what Uzi's powers are: AbsoluteSolver auto-repair initiative. 7. And Uzi DOES mention it's just like the Disassembly Drones' regenerative powers. 8. The weird human hand thing was great. 9. "Oh, J's not here." Huh. 10. "It hurts our feelings you don't remember us." It said via Uzi's Mum's face. Hmmmm. 11. I seriously went from "this could work as a series - good setup" to "I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM UR ALL VERY PRECIOUS".
Episode 3 / The Promening 1. Okay, this was when I realized how purposely satirical the series is. PROM LOL. 2. Year 3,071! 3. I really want to understand the bug crushing motif. 4. "Thank you FOR BEING MY friend" STOP!!! 5. The skeleton prom outfit bit is so gd funny. 6. "What's best for you. Even if you hate me for it." V plz. 7. UZI UWUs 8. This whole episode is just good character development stuff. More focus on V, Doll and Lizzy. Uzi and N making up and doing a battle couple bit for a few seconds. A bit more background information on Uzi’s Mom too.
Episode 4 / Cabin Fever 1. The...school bus is being driven like a horse and buggy. I'm. 2. Uzi's bat-winged backpack :). 3. Lizzy and V just being friends now is delightful. 4. Neat to see a different type of environment being focused on in this episode. 5. "EVACUATE ALL DOGS" "Cool. We did that. That's canon." "Also, all dogs are immortal now!" LMAO I REALLY NEEDED TO PAUSE FOR THAT JOKE. 6. I don't really understand what's triggering Uzi's transformation though? Stress? Jealousy? 7. "Welcome back 02" Hmmmm. 8. V keeps comedically killing all these students and they are still 100% in love with her and N now ahaha. 9. N's development is so good man. I like that he’s standing up to V now. 10. The funniest part of this episode was that Liam thought it was necessary to grind twitter animation stans into dust and have N conspicuously proclaim that he and Uzi are the same age. I don’t have to be part of the fandom to know what that means. Genuinely cathartic seeing a show tell shipper drama weirdos to shut the fuck up. 11. OH! There's that mansion from episode 2. So this hints at what happened to everyone's memories and why they were wiped. 12. The information on zombie drones is on a VHS with 80s horror movie font. 13. Marshmallow batteries 14. "Okay, Mom." L M A O 15. "New body, same horrors. Huh Cyn?" ??? 16. "Can I talk to N?" Oof that hurt me actually :(. 17. HAND HOLDING *pointing Rick Dalton meme*
Even on a re-watch I feel like there's a lot going on under the surface of the series that I've missed. Very much looking forward to seeing where this show goes.
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my bf’s ex wife tried to get into a physical fight with the (female but super married) friend he asked to be there as like a witness and to calm things down (guess that didn’t work) and the joke was the ex’s affair partner and new bf was the one driving the truck picking up her shit lol. Like even if this had been some random bitch he’d fucked the night before and wouldn’t leave idk how his ex wife thought she had the moral high ground while the affair partner was waiting to drive her shit away. People are fuck nuts lol.
Man I hate his ex wife even though I don’t know her!!!
lol so do I. It’s also not a “wow all his exes are crazy” situation yk because 1) he doesn’t think that at all and is friends with most of them tbh like it’s just the ex wife that’s batshit in his mind 2) I wouldn’t date someone who thought all his exes are crazy because that would make him the crazy one. But this woman was and probably still is a total fucking nightmare lol and idk what he saw in her. I’ve tried to ask and he’s never made any meaningful enough point beyond like “she’s very pretty” (I’ve seen photos and guys the hot/crazy scale there is still not mathing for me like she’s pretty but in a regular normal way like this woman isn’t Angelina Jolie or anything) and “I thought I should get married at some point” (which I guess I relate to but him saying that totally turned me off my own reasons for marriage which had been that pretty much and good on me for not marrying someone that insane lol). Literally every story about her is better/worse than the next tbh. I’ve never had him tell me a story about her where I’m like “oh cute I’m sorry that ended” even on the like two occasions he tried to tell me “funny” stories about them after I’d asked like what he had liked about her and I still by the end was like “💀 dude what the fuck!????? She did WHAT!??????”
Also the other day he told me - this is related to the subtle cheating convo I think because it was like the same day - that like she’d told him he “made” her cheat by being so terrible and he was like “and I mean I can be difficult I know” (and he can be) and I was like “ya so then you LEAVE lol u don’t trip and fall into like 8 separate dudes’ beds while making ur supposedly shitty bf to look after your dog and three cats” (also I think this may be where a lot of that weird dog thing might come from because it was her dog but he did like all the work and when he kicked her out - justifiably because again like at least 8 affairs and then she went straight from their place to her latest one and he did become her bf - she left all of them with him, so I think he had war flashbacks with the house and garden and my mum’s dog here and me and all the cats yk lol).
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blah blah blah okay whatever i’m gonna vent on here bc i don’t know anywhere else to dump my feelings
i just feel so weird today. i woke up shitty and i’m still feeling shitty.
there is SO much i want to say but i don’t know how to say it because there’s so much backstory to what i’m saying and i’m a little too lazy to type all of that lmaoo
but ever since i was a kid i’ve always wanted to have close friends. sure i had friends but i wanted a ride or die basically, because i saw other people in friendship groups that were unbreakable and i was always jealous of that. i’d always long for this one friend that i could count on forever and it would just be me and them til the end of time and you know i did have a friend like that once. but time kinda came inbetween us and after we left school she changed and made new friends and got popular n whatnot. my mum still asks me about her sometimes and i just pretend like we still talk, because we were called twins all the time we would never leave eachother alone. she was the only friend that was actually allowed at my house because we were so close. and my mum and her mum were close too it was just amazing. and when my mum didn’t show up for my end of year production at school, my friends mum welcomed me with open arms and told me how proud of me she was, making up for the fact my own mother didn’t show up (lol)
but moving on from that stage of my life i started high school and i was still very much struggling with friendships. friendships have always been a hard thing for me, i struggle making friends and i struggle keeping them (thanks to autism!!!) and i think that’s the thing that’s killing me the most. i think i search for some kind of comfort in friendships that i cant find from my parents which is a little unhealthy i’ll admit
but yeah i started high school in a completely different town from where i grew up so it was a fresh start. it was also a new school so my year group was the very first year group there so it was easier to make friends because we all didn’t know eachother. i started out in this one friendship group for the first year and then kinda created my own with these other girls from my form. but that friendship group changed a lot through the years. arguments, rumours, gossiping, people were just coming and going from our group until we were left with the original three. and i look back at that friendship group and think if i stayed at that school i probably would’ve been happier there but then i remember all those times where i would get made fun of by them. i was a bit on the bigger side around this time and i would wear these tights that didn’t fit, so when i walked they would slowly slide down my legs to the point where it was noticeable. like it would be below my kneecaps and i tried to pull them back up as much as i could but sometimes there was just so many people around i couldn’t do it so i had to go to the bathroom. and i remember one of my friends noticing and she pointed it out and got everybody laughing at me and i RAN to the bathroom and cried. and that girl is one of those “omg ur so sensitive” whenever you get upset over something she says that she insists was a joke but it wasn’t really a joke if i didn’t find it amusing?!? and there were other times where i felt left out in that friendship group but i’ll save that for another time. so fast forward i have to move towns again!!! and i fucking hated it i hate change so much and this was the first huge change for me because i have never moved house outside of my hometown before. so that meant i had to make new friends comPLETELY on my own. at my old school i still had friends from my primary school there so at least there was people i knew but now i was just on my own. and that terrified me. so fast forward again i get sat next to this girl and we talk and i’m just automatically grouped up with her and she introduces me to her friends and this ends up being the friendship group i stick with for the rest of my school years but it undergoes changes yet again as many people get into arguments and leave (i’m starting to think i was the problem because they were completely fine before i joined lol i tend to be quite the instigator)
i think moving to this school has been quite hard and probably one of the hardest things i’ll ever do. i don’t learn anything i’m basically fucking braindead lmao. but ANYWAYS back to the main point of this vent: friendships. i don’t think i can remember when i’ve truly been content in a friendship in a long time. it’s been a while. and i’m seeing my mutuals on instagram on facetime together being all cute and posting eachother 24/7 and i’m like why can’t i have that? why can’t i have my fun online friendship group where we call every night and create inside jokes? but then again i am not that much of a likeable person and i am aware of that. i really do have my assholey moments and i know that makes me a hard person to be friends with but i’m trying. i really am.
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theo, sobbing mourning devastated: i killed my dad luc, mildly disappointed yet amused: ur not that guy pal
alternativley:
theo: dad? DAD?! oh my fuckin god he fuckin dead luc: im a bad bitch you cant kill me
one last one:
theo: *sniffs loudly between sobs* luc, chilling on the floor: bitch dont kill my vibe
mother of the year award for sure. lets sprinkle in some stalking too since shed probably had to track them down from le abusive asshat's place to wherever it is theyre residing.
HEAR ME OUT ON THIS what if armund wasnt a school friend and instead a sort of bodyguard/ babysitter since luc is on shift at odd hours and the workload and timeframe are unforgiving to say the least
and how this happens is while the duo were out shopping or something (rare night on the town) they sorta rescue this kid/ get them out of a sticky situation with maybe theos mum's circle of traffickers or whatever idk regardless luc taking pity on the kid carries on but they honestly have nowhere to go and owes this strange person their life. shenanigans ensue, except they dont the kid just hangs around the building till things work out and maybe he eventually works there too idk
all this to say thats where the oath comes in, armund knows very well the ins and ous and implications of work and the instability of it all, and really takes it upon himself to help where he can, since he isnt high on demand he chills w bby theo and put luc at ease a bit that his dove is not all alone.
lmao yes fuck dem geezers XD my brain crashed when it saw the numbers, so no comment on that lol. i most likely misread it but the way it played out in my head was post armunds death is what sets theo off, like that and his increasingly distant dad; these past few months it was mostly him and armund (what with the empire gaining traction maybe and luc having to balance work parenting leading his merry band of misfits and also the hr department at the same time). i need to go reread the og posts lol.
lol that last line made me think of: fuck you. *undooms the narrative* but its *unkills my oc*
GIRL WAIT I HAD A BRAINWAVE what if after surviving literally every bullet ever he gets really sick after a vaccine or whatever and jokes about this being the shot that kills him XD
i really need to go or ill be here till fajr lol. goodnight!
Have some more of the traumatized dumbass (y’all are going to have an aneurysm tryna read the text lmao I do recommend zooming in that helps) and with more art comes more lore. -Luc was staying with an abusive guy until the baby arrived at his doorstep. After seeing the child he finally found enough courage to run -he gets shot a lot. It’s kind of wild honestly. He had like, what? A solid 8 bullet scars now? It’s a miracle he’s alive. -his own kid once had to remove a bullet lodged in his back (that by some miracle above) didn’t permanently damage him. Trauma +1 -he calls his kid “little dove” -his kid does love him. Is their relationship basically dust now? Sorta. Does his son keep on wishing he died from on of the bullets? Yeah. There’s a whole lot of shit, but they do love each other. They’re all the other has, anyways. (There’s also the fact that if they act like they hate eachother, people wouldn’t target Luc’s son) -after Theo (his kid) shoots him, he literally smiles and goes “I’m glad you can be safe of your own now” Theo cries begging him not to die (whether he does or doesn’t hasn’t been decided). In the end Theo is still just a little boy clinging onto his father’s fingers.
#it's definitely not going to be a “and they decided to stop doing crime and lived happily ever after”#<- it better not be#either they crime together or drift apart over it#or reach a truce whatever#i love domecticity and fluff *within* an active criminal life#idk the juxtaposition is so funny to me#anyways#i thought what with lucs line of work hed avoid intimacy but ig its a matter of preference#and when will we get more of this mystery lover who captured his heart? an old flame perhaps?#AN ASSASSIN??#im joking i swear XD#ish#dont u love when u read over something and find a bajilllion errors ur brain missed on purpose?
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#lmao I asked if I can go see my friend#for her grad party#after 6 minths of not seeing anyone#and its ‘no’#my mum rly used the ‘ur 21 and u dont do anything at home’ line on me#when I clearly do#and then I was like ok so im 21 and meant to manage the household but when I wanna go out then im not 21#what a fucking joke I havent seen anyone and now its an issue lol
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im tired of my mum acting like any possession of mine im not actively using is suddenly completely eligible to give to my grandparents lmao
#so i have this blanket that my nan ACTUALLY KNITTED AS A G I F T#A GIFT FOR ME#and i haven't used it much recently but i like it#and a while back my mum was all 'ur nan has been kinda cold recently can she have her blanket back?? :)'#oksy FIRSTLY they have multiple blanket like TONS OF BLANKETS#im not even joking they have so many there's no need to have mine too#secondly its MY FUCKING BLANKET SHE GAVE IT TO ME SHE CANT JUST RESCIDN THAT#so i was like no its mine#mum wasnt too happy about tha#and TODAY my mum is all 'um y'know that old hairbrush you dont use anymore? can ur nan have that? :)'#again this has sentimental value to me bc i got it on holiday like a good 14-15 years ago#it has my name on the back!#secondly iTS COMPLETELY BUSTED ALL OF THE BRISTLE THINGS ARE RLY HARD AND IT HURTS TO USE#like it genuinelt hurts to even touch lol i tried to tell this to her#and she was all 'well i'll take it up on thursday and see what she thinks :)' NO NO its fucking mine AND it hurts why arent you listening!!#stop...trying to make me give them my stuff jesus fucking christ#just...buy a new brush they HAVE THE MONEY I DONT UNDERSTAND A NEW BRUSH IS N O T EXPENSIVE FOR THEM#emma rambles#'emma why are you so pissy about this its just a brush' its also mine and my possessions arent some gotdamn community objects#my mum already doesnt really respect my privacy when it comes to my grandparents and now she wont even respect my possessions
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hi love, could you please do an instagram concept where h and y/n live in nyc? i love the idea of living in nyc and reading in your apartment by the widow with a view of the city!!
no bc are we the same person?? like this is dreams okay okay!!! hope you like this one ‘cause i loved doing it!!;
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yourinstagram girls night out in the city
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harryfan1 daaaamn y/n is hot hot hot
y/nfan1 i pray to you
harrystyles Babe you’re not actually in the city in this photo…
yourinstagram @/harrystyles i will choke you
mitchrowland @/yourinstagram Oh hell no….
harryfan2 nyc was pretty but i thought y/n was prettier
y/nbff damn bff is smokin🦋🦋🦋🦋
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harrystyles My Sunrise. My Sunset.
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harryfan1 im sensing new song vibes…
helene.photos Aahh this was a fun shoot💓🥰
annetwist Lovely photo!😍
harryfan2 the wine um yes pls
y/nfan1 the way y/n is staring at harry🥺🥺🥺
yourinstagram @/y/nfan1 he’s too pretty not to
harrystyles @/yourinstagram Feelings mutual.
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gemmastyles Caught up with Y/N in NYC today and I can’t say I was surprised when she pulled out Jenga from her bag in the middle of the restaurant🤣🤣
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annetwist Looks like fun😂😂
harryfan1 why is that such an y/n thing to do though?!?
harrystyles Just… Why?
yourinstagram @/harrystyles leave me alone :(
harrystyles @/yourinstagram No i’m sorry, come back :(
yourinstagram @/harrystyles i legit moved to the otherside of the couch…
harryfan2 gemma ur so pretty!!!
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yourinstagram this was a moment <333
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harryfan1 harry styles world domination
y/nfan1 @/harryfan1 mr worldwide 2.0
annetwist Proud momma❤️❤️
harrystyles @/annetwist ❤️
gemmastyles Love love looooove!!
sarahjones So coooool
mommaL/N Well done H!!!
harrystyles @/mommaL/N Come see us soon!!
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eNEWS Y/N L/N and Harry Styles caught sneaking a kiss before leaving their New York apartment to head to dinner. Read more here…
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harryfan1 leave them alone my god grrr
y/nfan1 i hate enews just leave them be
yourinstagram daaaamn my mans jawline though
harrystyles @/yourinstagram Daaaamn my girls jawline though
harryfan2 the way they hold each other when they kiss makes me feel extremely lonely
harryfan3 free y/n and harry from enews
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yourinstagram admiring the view
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harryfan1 YOU are the view
harrystyles @/harryfan1 Very much agreed.
y/nbff oh HELL yes
harrypriv102 Baby you look so fucking beautiful wow
gemmastyles Y/N daammn🔥🔥
y/nfan1 harry is so lucky woah
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y/nbff adventures with my favourite person <3
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harryfan1 is y/n under one of those sheets lol?!?
gemmastyles You two are absolutely crazy🤪
harrystyles Nearly got bloody run over for you two idiots….
yourinstagram @/harrystyles love youuuu💗
harrystyles @/yourinstagram Yeah right.. Seriously I could be a pancake right now…
harryfan2 this is the life i want smh
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harryfan1 met y/n today and she facetimed harry for us to say hi to him :(((
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harryfan2 god has his favourites wtaf
harryfan3 i’m moving up nyc right now wtf
y/nfan1 he’s kissing us 🥺🥺🥺
yourinstagram you were so lovely!! so nice meeting you <33
harryfan1 @/yourinstagram hi omg! thank you for everything y/n you’re so kind xox
y/nfan2 what were they both like??
harryfan1 @/y/nfan2 y/n was so kind and joked how we’d rather her be harry than her!! she then called harry and it was so cute, like harry was worried at first for her because he wasn’t expecting her to call ::(( they’re so soft together!
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mommaL/N Visited my lovely Y/N and her handsome Harry❤️
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harryfan1 we love mom L/N
y/nfan1 so ur telling me i could’ve met them today bc im in nyc too
harryfan2 @/y/nfan1 bestie nyc is quite big…
yourinstagram Love you mum! <333
harrystyles Love you both.
annetwist So cute 🥰💕
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yourinstagram we have sexy hands
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harrystyles Can’t disagree with you babe
mitchrowland You two are so annoying
y/nfan1 actual goals wtf
y/nbff im such a good photographer ur welcome
harryfan1 HANG THE FUCK ON IS THAT A WEDDINF RING ON HARRYS HAND???
yourinstagram @/harryfan1 um👀
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kai being like Lol I Fucked Ur Mum to carolina n she’s like kai stop that joke died ages ago but little does she know tex & kai made out in blood gulch
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500 Followers
hjshdjshajhxwi how. how did this happen- i literally only shitpost and reblog stupid stuff lol but. THANK YOU! i appreciate every single one of my followers and mutuals <3 you all are amazing
kay cheesy part over for now so. i'm holding a ✨ sleepover ✨ that I did not decide on in a split second. feel free to send me as many asks as you'd like! (read: please don't let this flop). i'll answer all of them.
this sleepover will be open from 27/10/21 until 3/11/21. anyone can participate, follower or not!
i was gonna do emojis but i realised it might be boxes for some people so you get the titles of my favourite songs instead
don't look down - send me a ship for a fic rec
dandelions - send me a ship/character for an attempt at a moodboard.
i think about you (mutuals only) - i'll give you a small handwritten note
steal your heart (close mutuals only)- you get a voice reveal 😌✨
heaven - send me a ship with a scenario for a drabble (if someone dares to send me drarry i will murder you/hj)
domino - cym, fmk, never have i ever, all that.
vacation bible school - i’ll make you a spotify playlist based on things i think you’d like.
okaY cheesy part is back for some of my closEST mutuals
@justadreamyhufflepuff helloo wife bestie child ok so you're so sweet and friendly i thought talking to you would be kinda awkward at first because yk new mutual 👀 and all but it was so EASY i love that and i love how we just start talking in caps lock and our convos are so chaotic full of energy anyways ily thank u for being my friend <3
@g1nny-p0tter hi mother and only mother (for now) you were so dry at first smh but you gave me a cat so i kept talking to u/j 🐈 and now we're besties and i spam you everyday lol you're amazing and you're the reason i cannot fathom typing without keyboard smashhjjsdh lol ily <3
@roonilwazlibweasley hi im in love with u you were my first moot and like when i first started posting i didn't think i'd make any friends here (not in the 'no one likes me' way but im not gonna make this long w an explanation jsjjsd 😀) but then u were (are) so cool so i sent u that ask and now we're the coolest married ppl on tumblr <3
@mx28 we don't talk as much now but. i think u were the reason i started being more chaotic here slowly and now everyone knows im unhinged 👍 but anyways ily u larry louis mel obsessed samosa with a wing kink
@lev-will-commit-treason beginning of our friendship was. beautiful <3 i never did sacrifice u tho did i 😕😕 lol anyways i love u spamming me and ur so chaotic and cool and weird but in a good way so u get another <3 one of my triplets my wife my child love ya
@loonyloopylupin5 following u back was the smartest decision I've ever made tbh i like ur dead james jokes :) jsjdjshuhid ur cool and funny and ur stories are >>> also your mum rocks 😎😎 ly other triplet wife and child
@livingincolorsagain can i start this by saying i had a stroke when you followed me lmaojskdskajd no but really i was literally :0 when u did lol anyway aijdjds you're amazing 10/10 humor and taste talking to you always makes me smile so please stop dying/j 🐬🐬
@fuck-spooky-season @sethclearwatermybeloved hello. u two together because i need to go finish my cat 👍 love murdering people with u riri and spamming u is very fun jade <3 but fr i love talking to you both 🦆 also i do not remember if u actually know each other or not but we should go murder 500 homophobes
now my other moots who i also love v much because you’re supposed to do that or something- <3
@1-until-the-very-end-1 (i'm giving u an honorary mention for that ^ because i got lazy forgive me please anyways that's why you get to be first tagged mwah) @creative-girl @toomanynotifications @dr4cking @nousheen @wolfstar-lb @simp-for-cedric-diggory @femaledoubleagent @sappho-is-my-wife @athenapotter @imapparentlycoolandfriendly @vegathebrighteststar @hyacinths-on-my-grave @alpine-loves-bucky @maraudersupremacy1 @marauders-lupin @canyon-perk @tolerate-it-tomlinson @just-a-smol-spoon @just-a-potterhead @nymphadorathebubba @siriusblackinskirts @remuslupininskirts @jamespotterinskirts @i-do-random-things-do-not-ask @regulusblackinskirts @kember-writes @myopicmeerkat @i-is-a-fangurl-weeb @i-wanna-b-yours @fangirl2o20 @they-ca-llme-princess @sassychaostrash @geetikarandamgirl @magic-is-beauty + everyone else i forgot because i, being the amazing mutual i am, forgot everyone’s urls.
#500celebration#i don’t. know if they consider me their closest mutuals too#but#if i keep thinking about that#i will. never post this#so#🤷♀️#sorry to all the people i missed ajdjdjwj#500 followers#okay so apparently some of u r online#so.#i shall post it now
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- What your fav Haikyuu!! Character says about you│Karasuno edition -
Obviously these aren’t meant to be taken too seriously lol. I’ll probably make this into a series at some point where I include the other teams idk this took me way too long to do JWIDJQENWKJQFN WE’LL SEE. ENJOY! <3
2D men are infinitely superior I said what I said.
Hinata:
A sucker for motivational speeches or quotes and they always get you hyped up.
Very ambitious and positive despite frequently getting lost in life
Not as innocent as you seem but still a cinnamon roll lololol
You probably eat fruit as a regular snack n ppl judge you for it
Highkey a dumbass but in a very endearing way so people can’t help but like you
Summer is probs ur fave season
Definitely own several plushies and definitely get defensive about it
The friend people go to when they need cheering up.
You either go to bed at 8pm or 3am no in between.
Your texting style consists of several messages as opposed to one paragraph/sentence with the use of MANY emojis.
You 100% fuck with pineapple on pizza.
Got your head stuck in a cat flap that one time.
Have a hella low alcohol tolerance or don’t drink at all.
Hella clueless when it comes to people flirting with you, they have to hold a neon sign in front of you for you to get the message
“Oh you were flirting with me?” “I was every day for 5 months but thanks for finally noticing”
Definition of a tab hoarder, your pc/laptop frequently crashes because it can’t handle that many but you refuse to get rid of any.
Always get toothpaste stains on your shirt no matter how careful you are.
“Wait we had homework???”
Nishinoya:
You often get random bursts of energy outta nowhere or at 2am and have no clue how to handle it
You can’t help but head bang and scream the lyrics to your fav songs.
Probably have a hella diverse music taste.
Likely an active/outdoorsy person who either does sports or wants to.
Vvv loyal, type of friend you can call in the middle of the night and you’ll be there.
Chaotic good or Chaotic neutral.
You’re either one of the most responsible people in the room or one of the most fuckin chaotic and irresponsible lmao no in between it just depends on your mood.
Frequently pull all nighter’s and doesn’t even feel guilty about it
Chug soda like it’s water.
An extrovert or one of those introverts that are bat-shit once you actually get to know them.
You have zero shame, can and will run across the street stark naked for a cheeseburger and a can of sprite.
Like fuck yeah who wouldn’t for a burger and some sprite y’know??
Despite being a whirlwind you are actually a hella chill person to have as company.
You own a skateboard or want to.
Own at least one pair of converses or vans.
Probably have a bucket list or tons of future plans for travelling/adventures stored in your head.
You really want a dog and would call it something like Dexter or Human Destroyer 9000.
Likely have had several hair colour phases.
A slut for doritos.
You ate glue once as a kid and it was kinda okay and that fact still haunts you.
Tanaka:
Listen to rap more than any other genre and ur playlist is fire
Punched dry wall that one time
Probably have several piercings and plan on getting more
Prefer sports bras to regular ones.
Intimidates outsiders but your friends don’t take you seriously in the slightest lmaoaoaooa
Ppl find it hard to approach you but you’re actually super chill so you get sad
Definition of that Kanye meme “before you talk to me” >:( “after you talk to me” :)
Probably don’t trust people easily
Type of person that once you’re challenged/dared to do something they WILL do it regardless of how stupid bc you hate being called a pussy.
Went through a phase where you only listened to Eminem.
Probably is/was the class clown or wished they were.
You have virtually no patience and a pretty short temper lmao.
You’re a go-getter and hate being told you can’t do something
Definitely snuck out the house several times as a teen.
Walks barefoot outside a lot bc fuck shoes lol
The pairs of shoes you do own are mostly worn down sneakers you refuse to swap out.
You’re that asshole that wears socks with holes in for the sport of it and it doesn’t phase you in the slightest. (dw I do too lmaooao)
Could probably bench press someone’s dad
Enjoy’s drinking coffee.
Kageyama:
Such a picky eater bitch god damn.
Usually hella hydrated and judge people that don’t drink enough water.
Eats spoonfuls of chocolate nesquik powder when no one is looking I said what I said
You like stoic and Tsundere guys who have the outer emotional capacity of a brick wall.
You’re probably the same in that sense and don’t enjoy letting people know what you’re thinking/feeling
Poker face 90% of the time
Type of person to pretend not to find a joke funny but then crumble and start crying with laughter.
Probs an introvert
Once when someone asked you what you wanted for Christmas you responded “to be left the fuck alone” and it still applies to this day.
like fr you just wanna be left alone man but ppl keep bothering you.
You HATE it when people tell you to smile and quite literally take it as an insult.
Your bedtime is 9pm and you stick by it religiously
Always smell really good like damn what you got on??
The most you do with your hair if it’s long enough is throw it in a pony tail and call it a day.
Either have really nicely manicured nails or you’v chewed them down to the nub no in between.
You hate to admit it but you doubt yourself a lot and it really frustrates you.
Probably wet the bed a lot as a kid and you’re still salty about it.
lololol bed-wetter Kags lover
Audibly snorted typing that I’m sorry.
Probably had a ._. face reading that since ur usually hella unamused.
Cute awkward dork though behind that facade it’s just most people don’t see it.
So critical of yourself like chill
An earth sign or an Aquarius idc.
Do not know how to reciprocate a hug but desperately need one
When people flirt with you you somehow manage to make them intimidated with your responses and scare them off.
You called your teacher “mum/dad” once and you get Vietnam flashbacks to this day.
Daichi:
You probably have a daddy kink and lowkey daddy issues with it
Very supportive friend who has a lotta patience
Hella determined and humble.
Mostly wear black because it’s just much easier than colour coordinating and plus you just prefer the simplicity, but you’re pretty vibrant as a person.
The one who stays sober at parties to drive the others home.
Probably haven’t been in many relationships but still do enjoy romance.
seems stern but is actually very friendly and enjoy company bc you don’t like spending too much time by yourself.
Honestly just wants to chill out, go to bed and read a book.
A coffee connessieur but mostly just drinks instant bc ur too lazy to make it properly and just drink it black.
Very reliable.
Often get stuck with most of the work during group projects lololol
People frequently ask you for the answers to the homework/assignment and it really depends on your mood and how charitable you’re feeling as to whether you’ll lend it to them
Low-key a sadist.
100% Old soul
Despite this you are a fuckin dork and have quite an immature but really funny sense of humour.
You have a thigh kink.
Def grew up reading wattpad smut and most of ur sexual knowledge stems from that
probably prefer manga to animated versions
Absolute pro at winged eyeliner and looks v good in it.
Probably give lectures even without realising it.
Shamelessly watches the nature channel for hours on end and what of it.
Honestly just done with everyone’s shit lmao
Sugawara:
Either are the mom friend or the one the mom friend has to look after.
You vibe with pastel colours
Your fav season is either spring or autumn.
oversized hoodies and knitted sweaters are your vibe.
Enjoy drinking herbal tea
Likes the smell of rain and will purposely step outside after a storm and S N O R T the smell of damp concrete. (srry if ur from some dry ass place like nevada lmao it rains alot in the UK soooOOOoO)
Quiet but have a really creative imagination and has one HELL of a loud voice when they’re pissed off
like,, I wouldn’t dare get on ur nerves ion want my ear drums bursting damn.
Hoards flavoured chapsticks and scented lip gloss
Either did or still have your Harry Potter house in your bio and it was probably Hufflepuff.
Gives people advice that they are fully aware also applies to themselves but doesn’t follow it LMAO.
Listens to K-pop and several Korean and Japanese genres.
Played a dating sim once and you enjoyed it but ur still ashamed and refuse to ever talk about it.
Smells like lavender or something hella floral
Probably reads a lot of Yaoi and no one else knows but you.
Would 100% own a chinchilla
Read Killing Stalking and it messed you up for weeks.
Asahi:
The one who was trying to flirt for months and the other person never got the hint
Probably a really pretty crier and vibe with the mascara running aesthetic.
You tear up easily lol.
Probably a water sign.
Low-key a bad bitch though
Looks really good in red lipstick
That one person who’s v attractive but completely unaware and v insecure.
That one friend who seems so soft and innocent but can turn into a banshee when need be.
Crying is your therapy.
You overthink a LOT and it often stops you from achieving what you want.
Actually have a lot of willpower despite ur sensitivity.
Was def a pushover as a kid and still have a chip on your shoulder about it.
Hella artsy and day dreams a lot.
You attract broken souls and often get turned to when people’s problems need fixing yet you’re a total mess yourself
Listens to Girl in red while questioning your sexuality
which you do a lot.
You hate being put in a box or labelled.
Gave up on that hobby that one time and you really wanna get back into it.
Always have at least one hair tie on your wrist that’s basically an accessory at this point.
Own a phat ass fish tank with hella pretty fishes bro it’s such a vibe say hi to Nemo for me.
Yamaguchi:
Too scared to ask for extra ketchup packets so you get your friend to ask instead.
Probably have anxiety.
The time you stuttered once when introducing yourself frequently gives you cringe attacks.
Major animal lover and prefers them to people.
Talked to a tree once and it was a pretty cool experience.
Wear a lot of pink or cute colours and radiate babi energy.
Likely wear skirts
Wear those aesthetic planets necklaces and your tumblr is filled with space related art and themes.
Enjoy staring up at the clouds and figuring out what animal they are.
Has a lot of secrets that they probably tell to their cat.
dw ur cat isn’t a snitch they got you covered.
“meow”
yeah they definitely didn’t just try to reveal ur deepest traumas to your cousin.
If you don’t have a cat you probably would want one and would call it Mittens or sumn.
You’re whipped for freckles and anyone that has them instantly becomes 1000x more attractive to you
Either like 5′2″ or 5′10″ no middle ground
Definitely own a turtle or rabbit and if you don’t then you should.
Forgets your assignments but the professor lets you off because you’re so nervous they can’t scold you.
Oversleeps at least 2 times a week
Will not get up before 1pm on a weekend
Wall flower at parties but people still approach you bc you are so friendly and kind.
Social anxiety intensifies.
Always get’s called on in class when you haven’t been paying attention and it really troubles you.
Has a minimum of 3 blankets on your bed that you cocoon yourself in.
Tsukishima:
Your attracted to snarky assholes.
Sarcasm and insults are your form of flirtation and you get immediately turned off if they can’t take it or get upset.
Probably shy away from your feelings
Random flashbacks to embarrassing events frequently keep you up at night
Judge peoples fashion choices as they walk past you but actually have a really good eye for what works and what doesn’t.
You look like you have your shit together and you kinda do for the most part.
The quiet kid in class that’s listening to some loud ass screamo or rock n roll’ but ppl have no idea.
Definition of the glinting anime glasses pushed up your nose bridge cliche.
When you make a mistake you question all your knowledge and abilities but no one else knows that about you
Refuses to cry since you view your emotions as a personal weakness
If someone hugged you you’d get VERY uncomfortable.
Physical contact is not your forte
Probably a 5′0″ demon.
Would peg a man to assert dominance but you’re actually a lil bitch.
Knows the answer to the question they can’t solve.
Doesn’t study as much as they should but somehow still gets good grades.
Really likes french fries and the taste of strawberries.
Just wants to be left alone
Ennoshita:
The one friend that gets talked over and it really pisses you off but you’re too nice to say anything.
Seems really passive but can actually be hella confrontational when they wanna be
No tolerance for peoples bullshit
Really stable and just an overall reliable person.
People often forget you’re in the room lmao but it’s okay you’d rather listen anyway.
Actually has a really interesting mind and a lot to say but mostly keep it to yourself unless they’re your friend
Answered for someone else in attendance a few years ago and it still bothers you.
People often come to you to vent and you’re chill with it
Don’t stand out much but honestly it doesn’t bother you
Can and will get through an entire book/series in a matter of 3 days.
Quite a minimalist and organised for the most part
You look like you have your shit together and you def do.
Have a controversial taste in pizza.
You have more acquaintances than friends but the ones you do are a v tight knit circle.
Will re take a quiz several times till you get the character you wanted
Radiate Virgo and Libra energy.
Kiyoko:
Type of person to say “step on me” as a way of complimenting and you mean it literally.
Both a sadist and masochist
When someone tells you their not interested it just makes you want them 100x more and it frustrates you why are you like this.
Doesn’t compliment often but when you do it’s really heartfelt.
Looks like your silently judging people but in reality you really couldn’t care.
Just kidding you low-key judge them anyway.
Very picky when it comes to partners.
Independent but has random hella clingy moments.
Despite being quiet, you are capable of roasting a bitch alive if they test your patience.
Like I would NOT wanna get on your bad side
You could deadass send them to therapy, their emotions fenna need some aloe vera for that burn.
Just really calm and relaxed tbh so people enjoy being in your company even though you don’t talk much.
When you do though it’s usually something really interesting or funny.
You just don’t see the point in talking if what your saying doesn’t hold any value??
You hate small talk and would rather slingshot yourself off a skyscraper than partake in it.
Your face is easy to read and you make no effort to hide it.
If your in a bad mood they WILL know.
Look like your plotting someones demise or questioning life’s theories but in reality you’re really just thinking bout what you want for dinner.
Honestly just a sweetheart tbh.
Low-key have a staring problem.
Has really neat and cursive handwriting like who tf taught you that.
Yachi:
Frequently says something then panics that it could be misinterpreted
You overthink literally everything you have ever said and the actions you haven’t even committed yet
Really likes the taste of sherbet
Could cut a bitch if they needed to
You spend most of your money at Urban Outfitters and don’t regret it.
have an assortment of colouring pencils that ppl always try and borrow and never give them back.
You highlight the shit outta your papers and never read them again.
Really like the smell of peaches
Probably have a v interesting earring collection.
Hoard water bottles in your room and you feel majorly guilty about it.
The taste of honey disgusts you but you eat it anyway for some reason.
Somehow managed to burn rice and solidify soup.
You shouldn’t be trusted in the kitchen but you try your best regardless.
I feel like that applies to most things in your life
Like yeah you fucked it up but like you’re trying your best lol cmon
V tolerant of people but have zero time for fuckboys and shut them down instantly.
You frequently get the shakes from caffeine or anxiety
Or both.
You give really encouraging hugs.
Have no clue what you wanna do in life but it’s ok bby it’ll work out.
Takeda:
You’re a very underappreciated and underrated person and I love u
Probably an English/languages major
Really kind and outgoing but high-key mysterious
Actually has a phat fucking temper like damn where did that come from.
Won’t take no for an answer when you want to achieve something.
That one person people don’t realise is there listening to your conversations but you definitely are and now know Becky’s deepest darkest secret.
Fuck you, becky.
Wore contacts once and forgot to take them out for 3 days.
You wondered why your eyes were so itchy.
Your music taste does not match your appearance.
Probably watch a lot of crime shows and imagine you’re an investigator
Aced physics and chemistry.
More than likely an introvert with extrovert tendencies when you feel like it.
Actually quite temperamental but it’s okay since you’re a v genuine person.
Often debate getting a sugar daddy bc that income looking real tempting rn.
Honest to a fault at times but it’s something people come to appreciate about you.
Just really wanna sleep for 15 hours and sit in front of your laptop with some hot coco.
Ukai:
You like older men
The smell of tobacco and coffee low-key comforts you for some reason.
Peed in a bottle that one time while on a road trip and forgot to throw it out until you found it a week later.
You’re a slut for dyed hair and dudes with piercings.
You once got drunk and passed out on a spinning round-a-bout in a park and your friend still has pictures that you refuse to acknowledge.
Bi-curious and just radiate big Bi energy
Would experiment but you’re too hesitant.
Hates the taste of beer but drinks it anyway.
Just wants to be loved man I stg is that too much to ask.
Often wonder if your friends actually like you then realise you don’t really care anyway lmao.
You still love them though.
Tired of working over time and just wanna catch a break.
Amazon Prime is your best friend.
Random ass parcels comin thru’ each day and it feels like Christmas.
A very lonely and one-man party Christmas.
Stop spending your fucking paycheck.
Have a pretty dark/cynical but really funny sense of humour and you often make people laugh.
Have a big ass temper and people KNOW it.
Often fantasised about dropping out and becoming a stripper bc your patience was being TESTED.
Really likes money but who doesn’t tbh.
You radiate Chaotic Evil but keep it under wraps.
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violation❆♞♣
hwang hyunjin
genre: angst | bit of fluff
word count: 1.7k
warnings: swearing, mentions of guns, blood, death, pregnancy + not proof read oops lol
A/N: lol hyunjin kinda psycho in this
this was drowning in my drafts since may omg
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mafia!hyunjin x fembarista!reader
y/f/n = ur fiance’s name
you owned your own cafe in downtown seoul. your customers and employees were always great people and bought positivity around you. it was currently a busy day and everyone was in and out of the main entrance. the employees were trying their best to stay calm and keep a positivity mindset. you however, were distracted by the co-owner, hwang hyunjin.
hyunjin always seemed like that flirty but a suspicious type. everyone told you to stay away from him since you were little but how could you when you two were inseparable. it all started in kindergarten.
you were running around the classroom til your teacher yelled out “stop” and everyone looked at her. you saw a little boy. next to the teacher, waiting to be introduced. “hello kids, we have a new student! please introduce youself.” the teacher says.
“hi im sam hwang from korea. please take care of me” he says softly and hides. the teacher tells him theres nothing to be scared of and let him wonder around the classroom. you went up to him and introduced yourself. “hi sam! my name is y/n kwon. i’m also from korea!”. hyunjins head went up and eyes went big. “y-you’re from korea?!” he stuttered since he was lowkey excited that someone in his class was korean, just like him. you smiled and nodded your head. you grabbed his hand and dragged him to the playground to continue recess.
2 years later in summer, your best friend came over with his parents to tell these news. hyunjin came in your room with a sad smile as you were playing with your stuffed animals. you looked up and smiled at him, “hi hyunjin!” you said cheerfully, obviously in a better mood than him. “y/n, i need to tell you something” he said sadly. he went to go sit across of you and picked up some of the toys around your room.
“i’m moving back to korea.” you stopped your actions after hearing what he said. “moving? why?” you looked up at him. “m-my parents said it’s best for us to go back to korea because we only came here for my dad’s work, but he ended up leaving the job and now we’re going to go back” hyunjin looks up to see tears falling out of your eyes. he went to your side and hugged you, telling you that you’ll be spending quality time before he leaves.
-
after moving back to korea after years hyunjin left you, you opened your own cafe. as your shop was almost completed for the grand opening, hyunjin happened to pass by your shop. he looked through the window and saw a girl that looked so familiar to him.
knocking on the window to get your attention, you go the the door to unlock it and stick your head out of the window. “hyunjin?!” he looks at you with his eyes big. “y/n? what are you doing here?” hyunjin asks. “i recently moved here and now im starting a business” hyunjin nods his head.
“are you looking for any employees?” nodding your head. “yeah but i guess around this area, nobody wants to work at a cafe” you joked. “maybe i can help? i-i mean if you want to” hyunjin laughs. nodding your head, you lead him inside the cafe. hyunjin looks at your artwork and the nicely decorated shop, amazed.
handing a paper that has all the requirements and terms in order to start working here. after hyunjin was done signing it, you looked at the paper and gave him a thumbs up. “looks good! ill give you a call whenever we start” hyunjin nods his head and waves a goodbye to you.as hyunjin exits, he now knows where his target is.
2 hours earlier:
“hwang” chan calls out.
hyunjin looks up from his phone and sees chan carrying files. “remember that girl youd always talk about? kwon y/n? your childhood best friend back in america?” he nods. “apparently her dad is in a gang too and stole our money for whatever reason. so now your mission is to find her, bring her here, and kill her”
hyunjin gulps.‘why? did you do something wrong? what do you have to deal with this? does she know about this?’ all of hyunjins thoughts were about you. “ill do it”he knows he cant do it. but he has to or else he’ll be kicked out of stray kids. after moving back to korea and his parents suddenly passing, he was lonely. until stray kids saved him from being in the dark and invited him to their family. he gladly accepted.
hyunjin goes to his room and does research about you. he finds your instagram and sees that youre opening a cafe around the little area of downtown seoul which was a few hours away from his place. after enough of his little research, he grabs his jacket and heads out to find you.
present time:
the first week of the grand opening was a hassle. the cafe was always packed and made the employees feel stressed. as the cafe was almost settled, you told the workers to take a break as you and hyunjin will do everything else.
finishing an iced americano, you could see from the corner of your eyes and sees hyunjins strange actions. ignoring it, you gave the drink to the correct customer and continued making drinks.
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closing time finally happened and everyone left out a huge sigh. having a group meeting, you gave everyone their weekly paycheck. “thank you everyone for working hard. i will see you tomorrow morning!” you waved goodbye and smiled. as soon as you saw almost everyone leave, you turned around and started cleaning.
hyunjin goes next to you and helps you clean the counters and machines. “jin, you know you can leave you know?” you told him as hyunjin lets out a chuckle. “nah its alright. plus as the second ceo, i shall help you” hyunjin winks. stopping your actions, you playfully smack hyunjin across his chest. “hey hey, im just joking. but still, after we finish cleaning, ill take you home” “but you said you have an exam tomorrow? shouldnt you be going home and start studying?” you asked. hyunjin nods his head, defeated. “alright you got me. i promise ill take you home another time” nodding your head, he goes and gets his belongings and leaves.
quickly cleaning the shop, you turn off all the lights and lock all of the doors. turning around to see the whole cafe in one point of view, a smile grew on your face. plugging your earphones in to walk home with your music blasting and texting your family group chat.
y/n: on my way home. the cafe was a success this week :)
mum <3: cheers to a successful opening
dad: come home safely, my son in law is waiting for you
smiling from the excitement, you started walking down the street to get to your house. as you entered this street, it was dark with the moonlight shining. feeling someone following you, you turned around and saw nobody. pulling up hyunjins contact on your phone just in case something happened, you continued walking in a fast pace, turning the volume down.
feeling the same aura from before, you quickly pressed the call button but you heard the familiar ringtone.
“sleep tight princess”
you wake up feeling sore and lost of warmth. opening your eyes, youre in a room thats filled with drywalls and a hwang hyunjin to your left, sitting on a chair. “h-hyunjin?” you called out his name. he looks up from your phone after reading every conversation you had that was about him. “the princess has finally awoken from her slumber” hyunjin smirks.
hyunjin gets off of the chair and goes by your side, lifting your chin up. trying to protest only to be stopped as you felt your limbs tied up. “now now princess, no need to get feisty” hyunjin laughs. “what the fuck do you want hyunjin” “hmm? you really dont know?” shaking your head, hyunjin gets up and walks around the room.
“so, youre saying you dont know what your dad has been doing? the fact that he stole money from me just to help you other with the small disgusting shop of yours?” it hurt. both you and hyunjin. hyunjin wanted to give his mission up and hug you, wipe your tears away and apologize. you were more than hurt. more like angry. hyunjin knew you wanted a cafe when you grew up and he supported you more than anything.
“the fuck are you talking about? youre assuming that my dad stole money from you? from what information is getting in that head of yours?” you shouted out. hyunjin grabs his gun and clicks it. you hear the click and your attention is immediately on hyunjin. “h-hyunjin whatever youre wanting to do, put the gun down first” hyunjin closes his eyes as he feels fresh tears escaping and shakes his head.
“hwang hyunjin! do you not know what youre about to do? tell me what you want from us. we’ll give you your money back- anything just dont pull it-” you stopped talking as soon as you see him point the gun at you. “please hyunjin dont. im pregnant-”
he pulled the trigger.
everyone in the house heard the gun go off and goes to the basement. stopping as they heard hyunjins sobs, they see him on his knees, holding your bloody body and cries into your hair.
chan goes to hyunjin and pats him on the back. “you finally did it hwang”
as hyunjin takes his seat during your funeral, he sees your family and y/f/n go up the stage. after each family member said what they had to say about you and your death, as well as your unborn baby, everybody was now crying their eyes out. “my sunshine. thank you for everyone you love feel happy and we are deeply happy that you were able to start your own business. with the past events, i shouldve came by and picked you up from work before i lost both you and our child. without your presence, nothing will bring a smile onto my face. i love you so much kwon y/n, and i hope you fly high with our baby girl”
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lowering your casket down, everyone leaned on each other, crying after they realized the kwon y/n has suddenly passed for an unknown reason at a young age. hyunjin just leaned on a pole and cried. looking up in the sky, he see something that had a little smile form on his face.
‘you’ll be next, hwang’
hyunjin gets into reality and turns around to see who whispered to him. seeing nobody, hyunjins future is now crumbling.
END <3
tf is the end 🥴
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so it’s a Saturday night and im home alone and kind of unwell so i decided to put on a random episode based on a generator online and then live blog my thoughts (but keep it all on one post so it’s not annoying)
much to my chagrin it chose a season 4 episode (lmaooo) 4x01 so here we go:
- honestly the opening scene is excellent and iconic with this dance class scene. i remember watching this for the first time being soooo excited to see rachel in New York and to see her suffer a little... well.........
- JESUS I FORGOT HOW HARSH MISS JULY WAS LMFAOOOOOO
- yo why is the glee club suddenly popular bc they won nationals ????? like why did that change anything ... makes no sense tbh bc they got bullied purely for the purpose of the actual activity of glee not really because they were bad
- tike breakup was Not Cool
- the shock reaction I experience every time seeing Australian Idol star Dean Geyer (Brody) on my screen bro
- kurt Hummel. Gorgeous. Iconic. I love you. Kurt Hummel around a baby. Gorgeous. Iconic. I love you.
- sue is so mean to kurt but janes delivery.... it’s just fucking brilliant and hilarious
- ok blaine in that call me maybe outfit. Hot
- brittanys comments to unique about being Mercedes. literally just shut up girl.
- okay call me maybe is A BANGER !!!! THE DANCING????? THE FUEDING? so much fun
- *crowd chants* BARISTA KURT! BARISTA KURT! BARISTAAAA KUURRRTT! Blaine doin that lil ‘I’ll call you’ so soft
- wait this episode is actuallly brilliant
- um......Jesus they are so not nice to unique with her wearing makeup like wtf is with THAT??
- kitty saying “glee people” why’s that so funny
- oh these fat people jokes are Not On glee . I take back what I said about this ep being brilliant
- GOD Kurt looks sooooo good this episode (hell, this whole season really). this whole audition scene is so FUUUNNNYYYY: “are there words to this song?” “oh she gotta go”
- I read somewhere that in Jakes audition he sounds like Kermit in the chorus and.....I can’t unhear it... even if I still think he sounds great at the same time. Also kinda rude that Schue cut him off
- oh hell yeah New York State of mind is sooooooooooooooooo good and the way they cut between New York and the high school was good, I’ll give glee credit for that
- WOOOOOFFFF klaine look amazing together
- okay so I love Blaine and obviously him getting the new Rachel part is some serious justice . But why was Brittany even in the running like she’s clearly the worst lol
- marley and her mum are SO sweet I forgot about that :’)
- yes I am feelin some Things with klaine having coffee in the courtyard together and Blaine singing it’s time is so fucking adorable i hate them and love them so muchchch!!!!!!!!!!!
- Blaine: I love you follow ur dreams baby. Also blaine 3 eps later: never mind (ugh, glee, cant believe those assholes broke these two up TWICE)
- I WILL BE THINKING ANOUT THAT KLAINE CUDDLE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE also it’s so random that Joe and Sugar are here and then they just. Disappear at some point. Ryan Murphy I would like to know why
- why’s every scene with Burt and Kurt just actually perfect. He truly IS the worlds greatest dad (why wasn’t Blaine there saying goodbye at the airport??????!!!!!)
- honestly this whole glee club going from popular to unpopular in just this episode.......makes no sense guys someone make it make sense to me
- Finished with a GREAAAATTT group number tyvm glee and Kurt in New York AS HE SHOULD BE
((((Omg sorry this ended up so long))))
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oo yeah, the stark differences in eng fics on ao3 and those that i’ve read in websites like pixiv/ weibo/ lofter/ typesetters is a high-context asian subtle/implicit intimacy vs low-context western loud/explicit intimacy (1)
tho ,, i think the setting (character + environment + time) and the prompt (au? canon? romance? slice of life? epic?) play into it. i think the differences that exist between portrayals of intimacy by east asian authors and by western authors largely stem from cultural philosophy, which could make some things jarring to those unfamiliar with either
tbh i'm the type of person who, when reading lit abt supposedly asian characters, would appreciate the story more if it was also true to the characters' culture, and so i'd also like to see them experience and understand love the same way asians experience and understand love. but that's just me (i know there are diaspora who like to see other things), and that's also for a concept that's more for peaceful romance/character-centric settings. it’d be a different case if the story is plot-driven, or historical, or apocalyptic
i personally prefer the nuance of intimacy in pieces by east asians bc that's what i like to see and what i'm familiar with. but either way, i don't mind the differences exist. it just means that there's a variety to all of our experiences. as long as it's written into the narrative in an organic manner, it will still feel like a love i can appreciate, whether romantic or platonic or anything in between.
the whiplash was intense when i opened a fic bc i was curious or bored (or both rly) and then boom, untagged daddy kink. SHSHS it makes me giggle sumtimes, since he’s a jpnese character, when it comes to gojou, bc personally i just can't imagine him calling anyone any kind of petname unless it means to fuck with them,,, like, for eg, in stsg fic i just can't vibe with gojou calling suguru anything but his name, but that's just me and largely the way i interpret their characters, and it's just nice to know that all the authors of jp/cn/kr fic i've read before feel the same way more or less ,, but that's it HSJJSJS if someone else decides they want gojou calling suguru this or that, then that's like, alright. that's what they want to write and see, yk, and there's nothing wrong with that, i'll just swerve respectfully lmao
also for pdas,, i think it definitely depends on the age of the couple and the setting
like, if they're a campus couple, pda is pretty common. handholding, picking each other up from class, study dates in the library/courtyard/cafe, going to drinking parties together, that sort of thing.
the most common petname i've heard cn campus couples use is "baobao/baobei" (寶寶/寶貝), which means precious/baby/darling. for jp couples, tbrh i've never heard anything ,, my friends and cousins don't use petnames either
honestly,,, if u're cn/jp and u're dating someone ur age or younger, u'd probs call them by their given name or a nickname with an affectionate prefix/suffix (小,阿,兒 etc or the norm ちゃん, くん, さん, 先輩/ 輩先 suffix) and ig u could call that a petname. if u're dating someone older than u, then u'd call them (insert name)-san or senpai/jie/ge if u and they want, and that would show how close u are. some ppl date and call each other by their full names, too, and even with honourifics. and some ppl use just their partner's given names.
for kr,, idk much but i think it’s usually 이,야,아 etc and noona/oppa/unni/hyung ????
for older couples, like married couples or people who are working, pda tends to lean towards petnames. "sweetheart", "honey", "wife/husband", that sort of thing. if they're parents, they'd probably call each other "dad", "mum" (I NEVER HEARD MY OWN PARENTS NAME LEAVING THEIR LIPS WHEN THEY ADDRESS THE OTHER)
but if its pda like,, making out in public, i don't think it's very common. i've never seen it shhsjsjs (arm holding can be rewarded with a stink eye from the conservatives elderly (mostly), from where i came from)
in fic, it's abt the same, which means it would depend on the age/setting/couple's preference with the addition of the author's preference which just,,, uh shows , ig
but then again,, pls cmiiw if anyone else knows more
altho i’m a “respect is earned” type of person ,, when it comes to (conservative) elders, it will just fly out of the window,,, the repercussions....just no 🥰 some of them are so fucking petty and are hellbent to teach u a lesson, its actually embarassing
back when the yo mama jokes were still popular and 24/7 circulating in the internet,, me and some friends were 😃😃 like yall can say this and get away with it? when daylight arrive after i crack this kind of joke in front of my relatives, my mom is done scheduling for my cremation date
even if i dont intend it to mean disrespect in some convos,, the damage is done and my parents would straight up be like : “wtf did u just say? try repeating it once more and lets see if u can still sleep under a roof today.” either that or they’ll smack me before saying it ,, whichever could come first depending on their mood 🥴
my relatives wont ever missed if i ever forgot to address them when we meet or during a phonecall by a simple “uncle/ aunt/ grandfather/ grandmother” (usually my grandfather is the one so uptight abt it 💀) and it will end up into a short lecture abt “young kids these days..../ u havent forgot to eat yet u forgot what respect is?/ ur parents are fine ppl but what happen to u”
cue my mother glaring at me or giving the stink eye like @/&/&2@22 most of the times i’m distracted by sth and just spaced out while organising it in my head b4 it could get out of hand ,,, that and the titles i’ve used for each relative is different and i’m afraid to mixed it up bc again...stink eye ,,, like my father’s younger/ older brother and younger/ older sister and cousins + its another different handful of titles when it comes to my mother’s family 😔 - 🐱 (2)
yes!!!! there’s a lot of reasons why i enjoy stsg fics and it’s because gojo and geto are always treated like people in stsg fics.....i’ve found that in a lot of reader insert fics you could replace gojo and geto with the male lead of those mafia boss stories on wattpad and it wouldn’t make a difference LMAO gojo and geto are often caricatures of themselves and it’s just something i’m personally not interested in.
also....i feel like there’s so much intimacy in how someone calls/says your name that just using pet names 24/7 gives it this superficial sense that i’m not really a fan of but then again, in fwb stories i totally understand.
another thing, I really feel like culture DOES play into it. obviously as asian people ourselves who come from a collectivist culture, our idea of love is different from the western concept of love. i feel like this especially comes into play when we see reader insert stories where the MC is super op and strong just so they can “match” gojo and gojo doesn’t need to worry about them even though it’s not even needed!! in asian cultures it’s not a burden to take care of people. it’s love. and i feel like western people don’t quite grasp that bc it’s such an individualist culture (this is a not nuanced at all / a generalization but u get the point)
yeah full on pda in fics always gets me because in japan???? lmao no honey!!! although gojo would definitely do it, not every character would LOL
gojo would pet names as a joke aka ironically, but i just don’t see him doing it seriously unless it's dear or smt
my mom is so big on respect. she always gets into fights abt with my brother and it’s a generational difference tbh but i digress, it’s not like it’s bad to be polite to your elders, but I do think koreans can take it too far to the point where it’s detrimental!!
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