#fucked up evil ROOMMATE
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roommate said sorbet and gelato are like fucked up evil bert and ernie and i don't think i'll ever recover
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wait you’re telling me that you’re that one minedai artist?!?!?! you rlly liked ur doomed yaoi huh………..
the paths are finally converging its like a fucked up version of subspace emissary in my inbox
#fave#snap chats#i prob coulda made a minedai ver of this image and itd be funnier but its too late i dont got it in me rn <- im going to class#PLEAAAASSSE IM CRYING EVLKEJAKLJVLAEJV#THIS IS SO FUNNY IM GONNA THROW UP#took gang like. one?? two. months to find me here LVKAJKLAJV HELLO#first kh gang showed up now rgg gangs here to kick my ass im wheezing jvLAKJAEVK#but yeah. i think you missed that reveal anon idk but i am. that minedai artist#i hate that you sent this cause ive been cackling at it for the past three minutes and sounding insane to my roommates JLVKJVALKV#entire website reads man for filth as being an enjoyer of doomed yaoi this is so fucked up and evil and targeted
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#i’m still in love with my roommate#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#he cooked me dinner last night while he was drunk#and how all I wanted to do was look at him forever#and all I could think about was how unbelievably beautiful he is#it’s pathetic#and he’s not in love with me anymore#or so he says but it doesn’t even matter at this point because we’re both too fucked up to be in a relationship#I have never in my life yearned like this#this is what makes people turn evil#love is a psyop
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watching house md with @trueshredguitar is funny because i can watch it activate the bbc sherlock neural pathways in her brain in person
#rk.txt#tc#not that its not also doing something fucked up and evil to me#we got to s2e17 last night and the fucked up roommate situation theyre having is excellent
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if you think about it prime is kind of like megamind but without the redemption arc part. like how he is in the very first part of the movie before metroman fakes his death
#no like if we ever get a redemption thing with him im. i dont like being harsh but i wouldnt like it#i like him how he is as a 1 dimensional villain who is just evil and fucked up for the hell of it#also em is there but only half there because its extremely unlikely he’s actually there with prime at the same time but also#i will Never ever let go of the idea of them hanging out together in like a weird roommates situation#they are SO dear to me their relationship that i completely made up in my head and think about 24/7 is too good for me to let go of#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rick prime#evil morty#odieart#rick and morty spoilers#<- just to be EXTRA extra safe
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obsessed with a straight man wish I was dead
#roommate posting again#he keeps saying ‘please correct me if I say anything offensive!!’ when talking abt queer ppl and#like how do I say ‘please ask crazy invasive personal questions all the time actually’ without sounding evil and fucked up#🫥#double shot
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i’m home at my family’s and my roommate/landlord apparently had some potential roommates over to look at the house. the room i live in currently would be their room so they went in there to look at it. mind you this is out on my shelf
she saw… that…… and apparently she’s moving in. i’m losing it
#IM SO EMBARRASSED I COULD DIE#thank god nolan’s not there i woudl seriously have no choice but to off myself#magpie talks will they shut up?#personal#fortnite#FUCK DUC FUCK F JCNN DU CK#im really anxious because of the new roommate thing but this just takes the cake#midas#montague#and my sister’s evil cat#name a better evil trio i’ll wait
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me in my bedroom going slowly insane on day three point five of covid isolation in 2024, mostly passing my time by rewatching the entirety of interview with the vampire: this is boring!!!!!!!!! colorless, flavorless, dull!!!!!!!!
#for real this is like a fucked up thing to think but i kind of feel like#if i'd gotten it back when the national consciousness was generally in agreement that we were in a pandemic#i may have been able to handle it better. mentally i mean.#the cabin fever was kind of chic#and obviously this all is deeply unfair to regularly bed/housebound disabled individuals and i recognize the ridiculousness of it#but i am kind of dying here#i will almost definitely not be asymptomatic/neg on swab for pride this weekend#i am permitted back at work next tuesday at the earliest#and one of my roommates just tested posi today#and it all feels extremely not fun and shitty and evil. thanks. why the fuck didn't we eradicate this shit in like may 2020#we could have. we fucking could have.#txt
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straight up living 2024 adaptation of a separate peace: toxic doomed yuri edition
#freshman year college roommate situationship who ends up in the hospital after a psychosis induced breakdown u had a hand in. will fuck u up#technically i didn't do too much but man. the warning signs i completely ignored... there's an amount to take reasons to take more#last semester i helped her try and get her grades up by tutoring her and reading over her essay but then when she couldn't i helped her#edit her grades sheet to send to her parents to make it look like she got As. because i know parents are scary#and then i found out she hasn't been taking her meds and i don't think i pushed her hard enough to take them#also she did the whole Making Me Become A Part Of Her thing. there was one day when she and i did a ''style swap'' and i felt like i was he#she's rly femme and i'm butch so u can imagine how that went. i met her parents today and i don't think they like her#neither does our other roommate. am i the only person who likes her and isn't embarassed by her. jesus christ#btw this isn't to say it's necessarily Romantic. moreso we have a bond bc of the evil shit we do together. i understand genefinny so much
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Weeping sobbing shitting my dick WHY DID I MOVE IN WITH A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL THERAPIST
#mars says stuff#uggghhh itll be FINE#im just fed up with how she expects me to ve borderline professional and oh so considerate all the time#but she treats me like a dog/patient when im doing things right and like an grown evil mysoginist man when I fuck up#the fuckup in question was not cleaning the rug fast enough and the fact my friends didnt clean up after themselves#AND THE FACT SHE LITERALLY KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR A NIGHT BC SHE 'needed breathing room'#AFTER I BROUGHT HER FOOD FROM MY MOM THAT SHE ASKED FOR!!!#AND SHE GOT OUR OTHER ROOMMATE TO DO IT BC SHES TOO MUCH OF AN UWU ANXIOUS GIRLY TO DO IT HERSELF#and for all our shared acquaintances their roles in HER life are always more importsnt than mine#and the way she gets so pissed when her mental health suggestions dont work for me/make things worse#like also YOU INVITED ME. TO LIVE WITH YOU. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND#we need to cocreate a life together instead of you just. adding me to yours and I need to fucking bend abd break to fit in#AND ALSO ITS FUCKING DEAD WEEK AND I HAVE A TEST TODAY AND SHE KNOWS THAT BUT DENIED IT LAST NIGHT#at least if things get bad enough I could ruin her fucking life if I need to#i wont. i still love her to death. but if she can kick me out with impunity I can get her fired
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trauma caused by a therapist really makes getting therapy for trauma a bitch
#she was my first ever counselor at like age 8 too#I legit sometimes forget why I such a HUGE time trusting or feeling comfortable with a therapist no matter how kind they are#and why I feel weirdly terrified of saying literally anything to them#cause a therapist misunderstands you one time and gets in your face in a panic#and basically courses you into saying yes when she asks if your being abused by a roommate#and then gets the police to show up at your school and then you have to somehow find a new home#and it’ll def stick with ya :/#the shit didn’t even make any fucking sense#I was 8 years old#and I spent so so long feeling like it was totally my fault#and that I was an evil child and a horrible fucked up liar#actually shit I think I was 6 or 7#but when I started to really think about what happened and how it started#that woman totally fucking acted SO unprofessional and even if it wasn’t her intent she tricked me into agreeing with what she said#SHE made the suggestion and scenario and got in my face and acted so so panicked and freaked out#and I was a baby who was so scared and confused as to why she was in my face freaking out#so obviously I just like yeah I guess immediately#it was a fuckinf drawing of our roommate we moved in with#and he was was holding me in the air and calling me Little Bug ??????????#I just didn’t like him so it’s what I drew#and she didn’t even ask WHY I drew it so didn’t think to be like#idk he annoys me so this represents that#she instantly got down in my face and went “IS HE HURTING YOU#DOES HE DO THIS TO YOU#and made me panic and freak out and basically liked me through making up more to the story#course when the cops and shit asked I was like yeah no nothing she said happened#because they weren’t screaming in my face asking super baited questions
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#roommate is randomly camping out in the livingroom-kitchen again and i’m turning indescribably evil#i hate that i’m like this lmao like they live here too i’m just demented#every time i hear a snicker or something my lizard brain is like ‘LOL THEYRE LAUGHING AT U’#and i want to chew drywall#i need food actually because i need to shower but if i don’t have something to eat first i’m literally going to syncope town#ie faint and probably smash my head open#i have exams in the next week i can’t waste any more time what is this foolishness#👹👹👹👹👹👹👹#if i don’t do well on these exams i’m well and truly fucked#so i’m logging out again after this.#although i got tagged in a thing (mega pogged :-))) so i’m hoping to get to#responding to that sooner rather than later#2.58e-4C/kg#i hope the personal posts aren’t annoying feel free to block the previous tag if you’d like#i will be loserposting occasionally…#it’s just a vent/random thoughts/ conversational…journal entry? tag#oh and i ended up writing down the oc lore that tumblr absorbed (all the parts i could remember anyway)#i think i got most of it#but i still haven’t put it on the toyhouse :-(
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okay so update I’m gonna be doing something Evil and I legitimately hate that I��m doing it… legit wish that I had the luxury of being nice in this situation
#long story short I am in an illegal sublet/tenant at will situation#I paid first and last when I moved in and just found out my new apartment’s lease starts April 1st#which makes April my last month at this place (I already paid for it‚ I was gonna move in slowly through the month)#but now my roommate who handles the rent payments/talks to the landlord is saying that I owe her three months’ notice#and that I should pay for April and consider May my prepaid final month#folx I feel SICK typing this but like… I don’t have anything legally binding saying that it’s necessary#and I don’t have $1k to burn#I just checked and my legal rights are that I can vacate at any time/terminate the agreement as long as I give 1 month’s notice#soooooo#guess who’s packing up all her shit and moving out in the next two weeks while this roommate is out of the country#I will NOT be venmoing her for April and I WILL be fucking right off#this is absolutely the worst thing I’ve ever done please believe me when I say this is evil of me#my stuff
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rick prime and evil morty getting in a whole fight to the death over who gets to use the coffee machine first but during the fight they just break it anyway and they’re both just kinda like oh. ok bye have a good day. prime bursts into ems room in the early hours once again announcing Ive done it morty!!! Ive figured out how to Defeat Rick C-137!!!! and he gets told to shut the fuck up and has a lamp thrown at him
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uh oh guys! ive started yawning
#9am 💀💀💀💀 i caint go to bed or ill have to literally die. this is my life now...#i need 2 at least last until like 3pm. ok? lifegoal#thatll be 24 hours. so it makes it ok if i fall asleep then EVEN THO thatll fucking suck#bc i wouldnt get to spend anytime with my beautiful wife... sad sad#but see my problem is. i cant just keep lying in bed bc stright up? ill fall asleep#but i cant like. go downstairs. bc last time i fell asleep On the couch#and it was so unfairly comfy on that damn thing What was that. best sleep ive ever had since like. we llst those couch cushions. sry for#only sleeping well on couches I guess.#but ya. i cant go downstairs bc i cant stand for long periods of time so id sit on the couch and pass out and thatd be evil of me#bc i have roommates u see. so itd be weird to Be asleep in a shared area....#last time i walked in circles in the garage which ill admit was awesome. loved that#but also i think it tiredme out and led to my couch sleeping pr disaster#i think ill just stay in bed but try rly rly rly rly rly hard 2 be nor/mal. and ill watch movies
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#my long distance bsf and I are in some kind of weird turbulence in our relationship and idk wtf is going on#like we’re talking and everything but we have unresolved disagreements abt boundaries that neither of us can figure out a solution for#and since then she’s been withdrawing from me and idk if I’m making it up or what but something feels Off#and I told her but she hasn’t responded yet and idk I just feel so frustrated and fucked up#bc I have like Litrally Zero in person friends to support me right now and exactly three (3) close long distance ones. and I need support#way more than they can provide it probably#so I’ve just been Little Miss Anxious As Hell for the past few weeks and its fucking with my executive dysfunction So Fucking Bad#I found a new therapist and I’m starting school and my new job next week so. I’ll probably Be Fine Eventually#but eventually feels like a long time when you’re this alone#p#also my evil ex roommate has been threatening to sue me so. that’s fun
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