#fuck you paramount+
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I’ll be stuck in preowned Mirage TurtleVerse memories forever. Paramount+ doesn’t deserve to own my Kame Brethren if they cut out a scene from Enter the Dragons Part 2. Good thing I’ll be researching Spidey comics for a while.
#screenshots#writing app#writing#typing#2nd draft#soft copy draft#pages app#ipad#tmnt 2003#heart turtles#💚🐢#tmnt 2k3#tengu shredder#hobby#habit#fuck you paramount+#hamato yoshi#teenage mutant ninja turtles 2003#semi autobiography#spider man phase#gumoko#gumoko chan#spider persona#alias#japanese name#spider child#spidey kun#sneezing#spider repelling flowers#daydream mind dimension
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IT TOOK ME A FUCKING HOUR BUT I FINALLY FOUND SOMEWHERE TO WATCH SMALL SOLDIERS
#small soldiers my beloved#i was legit going to have a breakdown lmao#fuck you paramount+#this is a rare win for amazon and showtime who actually let me sign in on their damn accounts#unlike SOMEONE#personal
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Lesbians flirt so weirdly like what do you mean “I’ve studied your gait, you walk like a neurotic pigeon” just say you’re in love with her and go
#rise of the pink ladies#FUCK YOU PARAMOUNT PLUS#rotpl#cynthia x lydia#cynthia zdunowski#lydia rise of the pink ladies#lesbian#theyre so silly#i love them#live laugh lesbian
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Bring back Blockbuster and new episode Sundays on cable because this streaming shit is a joke
#nOT AGAIN#im actually so angry its insane#fuck paramount#fuck netflix#fuck them all#you all suck#with all the offence#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency#jatp#julie and the phantoms#grease rotpl#rise of the pink ladies#rotpl#i am not okay with this#ianowt#lockwood and co
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tfhypeguy is out here doing god's work
#It reminds me of 'stan loona' and loona fans spamming fancams everywhere idk if anyone will get that but I hope it habours the same results#Trust me if I had twitter I would join this guys' crusade in a heart beat#every post I see would have some message to go see tfone under it “oh that's sad maybe if you went to see tfone ur balls wouldn't be stuck”#transformers#transformers one#tf one#Tfone#tfhypeguy#FUCK YOU PARAMOUNT <3#I sincerely hope it does habour the same results the loona version got because that fan cam was able to get 1 million views in like a day#because of people replying with it (there has to be atleast one tf fan who's an orbit and who'll get this.right?)
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anybody else notice the startling lack of elita-1 content in most of the transformers one promo stuff?
#is this just me????#because like genuinely where the fuck was she#WHERE WAS SHE PARAMOUNT#WHERE WAS SHE HASBRO#YOU CAN’T MAKE A CHARACTER MARKETABLE IF YOU DON’T MARKET HER IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU FUCKS#transformers#maccadam#transformers one#tf one#elita one#elita-1
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if i had a nickel for every time i have lost a fictional 40s/50s lesbian couple in 2023 because of greedy corporations who hate lesbians I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot buts it’s FUCKED UP THAT ITS HAPPENED TWICE
#like what do you mean I’m never going to see max chapman again?#fuck amazon prime#fuck paramount+#rise of the pink ladies#grease rise of the pink ladies#rotpl#grease#grease rotpl#grease: rise of the pink ladies#cynthia zdunowski#save rise of the pink ladies#save rotpl#save our pinks#renew aloto#a league of their own#max chapman#greta gill#carson shaw#lupe garcia#jess mccready#jo de luca#save lesbian media#save lesbian tv shows#actually if i had a nickel for every time a lesbian show was cancelled I’d be fucking rich
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The thing about Trafalgar is that he is determined to be the angsty emo in a series which is, unfortunately, a found family comedy
#legit this series is a different genre frim gis perspective#he shows up at arpegelo howeber its spelt- one of the more serious one piece arcs! hes introduced as a cool badass!#he then shows up again during paramount war! the MOST serious one puece arc! hes dramatic#he saves luffy because 'enemy relationships are still relationahips and it would be stupid for him to die here'#he wants to get to the end of his journey havig fought his big rivals! he wants the big dramatic win! he is the enigmatic saviour!#he then kills 100 PIRATES to secure his spot as one of the 7 most influential pirates#all so he can carry out a revenge plot on the man who killed his best friend/only family#he then makes a critical mistake in allying with the straw hats- not for any tactical reason#but becaise luffy is the protagonist in a comedy#trafalgar is now a side character . in a comedy .#worse- its a found family comedy#there is no escaping or returning to enignatic saviour or hardened rival- you are now in a comedy! fatal mistake#anyway i fucking love trafalgar#trafalgar law#one piece
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Feeling sad about how different the scream fandom was a year ago. A year ago today scream VI was coming out next week, everyone was hyped, sharing our theories, overanalysing new trailers and enjoying all cast interviews and now it’s just…nothing. Fuck you paramount and spyglass you spineless zionists.
#scream#scream vi#scream 6#tara carpenter#jenna ortega#scream v#sam carpenter#melissa barrera#tara#fuck you spyglass#fuck you paramount#scream movies#scream movie#horror#movies
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friendly reminder from your local hedgehog (the other one <3) since its going to release soon
do NOT give your money to sonic 3 or paramount. do not support them financially. the sonic movies are one of their biggest money makers right now, and they're using the IP to spread an agenda. they already turned sonic into a cop supporter, do you really think they're gonna handle shadow's backstory with any sort of grace?
even if you don't care about that, they are still pro-israel. it literally doesn't hurt you NOT to spend money on a movie like legit. you don't NEED to give paramount money.
i would say ways around giving them money but i'm sure y'all can guess.. not gonna give ammo to any actual cops 😏 good fucking luck charging me bastards.
#blitz.txt#sth#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic 3 movie#sonic 3#all of the sonic fictives in this system hate cops and its canon to our source anyway#fuck paramount for trying to say otherwise#yeah you can tell sonic 3 pisses me off#i'll save that for a more personal post. this one is informativeeee#wow first post and i'm shitting on sonic 3. life is goooood~
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Lydia: Did it hurt?
Cynthia: When I fell from heaven?
Lydia: No dear, when you fell off the stage..
Floyd: We literally all saw you.
#this is canon to me#i miss them#im crying#fuck you paramount#rise of the pink ladies#rotpl#cynthia x lydia#lesbian#cynthia zdunowski#lydia grease#lydia rotpl#floyd rise of the pink ladies#lydia rise of the pink ladies#thesbians#lgbtq#wlw#cynthia and lydia#grease rise of the pink ladies#grease rotpl#incorrect quotes rotpl#incorrect quotes#lynthia
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It should go without saying, but just to make my stance very clear: I support the Gaza and Palestine relief efforts and so should you!! I’ve actually put the link to the ESRB click for Palestine page in my bio, and will continue to share as many resources as possible.
Also Note: my main priority at the moment is keeping myself alive while handling some extreme mental health issues that have been getting worse as of late. So, despite my efforts, if you ever see me engaging in a piece of media created by a company that supports the Israel government (including even being on this website. Fuck you Tumblr staff) please remember: I am unfortunately an American citizen, and there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. And there are numerous ways to enjoy a piece of media without supporting bigoted companies:
Here are some helpful resources, and don’t forget to click for Palestine!
#YOHO BICHES#palestine#Sudan#gaza#free palestine#free sudan#free gaza#metal health#yo ho ho#fuck you in particular Paramount#I will be watching the therd sonic movie TOTALLY LIGAMENTLY <- lies
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Floyd: Uh ohhhh looks like someone has a crush!
Lydia: I do not! It’s not like I stay awake at night thinking about her.
Later that evening:
Lydia in her bed:
Lydia: Uh oh.
#rise of the pink ladies#save rise of the pink ladies#cynthia zdunowski#cynthia x lydia#lgbtq#thespian lesbians#these gays man#useless lesbians#FUCK YOU PARAMOUNT#lydia rotpl
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FIRST OFFICIAL TRAILER FOR THE SONIC MOVIE 3! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 🦔💨💙💥🦔🖤❤️⚡️
#sonic movie 3#sonicmovie3hype#Ive been here waiting for the longest time#I. CAN’T. BELIEVE. ITS. REALLLLLLL#Y'ALL LOOK AT MY BOY SHADOW. 😭#THIS IS EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE ASKED FOR! THIS IS SO PEAK!!!!!!! KEANU REEVES SOUNDS SO GOOD AND THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!!!#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#SHADOW IS HEREEEEEEEEEE#SONIC MOVIE 3 I OWE YOU MY LIFE.#CHAO GARDEN DFSMNJESFG;LGW;LGRWEK'JGERKLJER;LGJGRED; THE CHAO ARE HERE PEOPLE I REPEAT THE CHAO ARE HERE!!!!#im actually going feral#I SEE NOR HEAR NO EVIL!!!#MY HEART IS RACING#MOVIE OF THE YEAR#PARAMOUNT ARE COOKING LETS GOOOO#MY BOIS ARE BACKKKKKKKK 💙🧡❤️🖤#THE AKIRA BIKE SLIDE OMG🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#AGENT STONE IS LITERALLY SITTING ON ROBOTNIK. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE SONIC MOVIE 3 SAVED ME#gerald robotnik alive??? WHAT ARE THEY COOKING? 👀#shadow the hedgehog how much i love you#DID TOM FUCKING DIE? NOOOOOOOOOO#NOT DONUT LORDDDDDD#still no Amy or Rouge 😐😐😐#Keanu is literally perfect casting!#LET'S GOOO!!! THIS IS SO PEAK!! 🤩#SHADOW LOOKS SOO GOODDD!!!AHHHHHHH#Wtf Gerald Robotnik!?#Maria!#Chaos Control!#This trailer just revived everyone's hype
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fuck paramount+ all my homies hate paramount+
#not only is it cancelled but they’re taking the whole show off of paramount+ next week??? fuck you paramount+#rotpl#grease: rise of the pink ladies
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There's a post from 2017 that goes around that I saw again, and the description of the Edward in Twilight still makes me stare in horror because it's this:
Back during the time when it was popular to bash Twilight for both legitimate reasons (Edward being borderline abusive to Bella...
And I'm not replying to the original post because it's from 2017, and I'm sure that person has dealt with this enough, but I need to get these feelings out:
He was an abusive piece of shit. Edward was an abusive piece of shit. I only read through Chapter 9 of the first book and had to give up because he was an abusive piece of shit. The grabbing. The shouting. The grabbing. The reckless driving. The GRABBING. THE STALKING. THE WATCHING HER IN HER OWN WINDOW.
That's not borderline. That's abuse. All of it.
Edward's a fucking shitstain, and look, I have nothing against loving a fictional shitstain, but this was specifically a shitstain aimed at teenage girls to teach them what a perfect husband was supposed to be in the eyes of the Mormon Church, and. Well. YIKES.
Teenage girls have every right to crushes on shit fictional characters as anyone else, but they are also people you need to make sure understand why assholes like Edward aren't a fucking goal while also being fun to read about in fiction. You get me?
#edward cullen#twilight#you are looking at a post by someone who loves flowers in the attic#but it was not written as ya#we all just found it at the correct age for fucked up weirdos#when this shit is written in ya that's a fucking problem for me#not because i don't think teenagers can't see bullshit#but because the level of romance in the teenage soul is very skewed against lived experience#romance is paramount and forbidden romance and bad boys feels like the most deeply romantic shit ever#when in fact that fuckboy is a fuckboy
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