#fuck you kiwi
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
one thing that has always been a slight pet peeve of mine is people calling characters sibling-coded Just because of their banter. i know a lot of people have healthy relationships with their siblings but i’m sure a lot of people with complicated relationships to their siblings might agree with this sentiment
most of the time, being siblings isn’t just silly banter. it's a complicated relationship with a lot of pain. i cant stand you but i cant imagine a life without you. i dont even know if we'd be friends if we weren't forced to live together. do i truly love you or is it just the blood in our veins. you know me better than most people in the world but you don’t truly know who i am. i miss you so much from the time we were so close and i don’t know what i can do to bring that back. do you think about me like i think about you?
but yeah maybe the sibling coding is right sometimes they do just stand outside your room, say “penis,” and then leave without explanation
#this post was sponsored by like 5 people saying gem and etho were sibling coded in my drawing#you want a real sibling code? x and evil x /j#also watch sao abridged guys season 2 is so fucking fire for doing this#kiwi’s calls
315 notes
·
View notes
Note
Your style is quite cute!! What about the Sniper hanging out with a possum or or like a kiwi Sniper??
I didnt know what kiwi sniper was until now and im grateful just for that!! KIWI SNIPER....
This man is adorable,,, what da hale
#my art#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 sniper#sniper tf2#kiwi sniper#tf2 fanart#i think now i got the hand of how i wanna draw sniper#i realized just now after i finished that that says possum. not raccoon#i'll owe you that one im so fucking sorry FDJSFLKJDSLKF#im gonna go hide somewhere now
270 notes
·
View notes
Text
UH HEY SO WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THE RIGHT SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES HAPPENING WHERE I CAN TECHNICALLY BEFRIEND AN EPIC IN SPORE AND ALSO HAVE SAID EPIC LITERALLY BEING A RECREATION OF MY OWN OC. WHAT THE HELL. THIS IS SO COOL.
#the kiwi speaks#(me RE shiny hunting for 5 days with nothing) so THATS where all my luck went!!!#OH IM FUCKING GAMINGGGGG#IM FRIENDS WITH GIANT CUCKOO#don’t mind my fucked up wizard guy lmao#this is like the last character you’d genuinely want to be friend with but HUHHHH#my biggest thing was that I’m so glad my sister was watching me play#she’d been looking for this to happen for years but could never get it to happen#so I’m really happy she got to see it be proven because we genuinely didn’t know if it would work#YES. YOU CAN BEFRIEND THE EPIC BUT ONLY UNDER AN EXTREMELY RARE SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES#Cuckoo#ocs#original characters#original stories#spore#spore galactic adventures#spore game#spore creation#spore epic
33 notes
·
View notes
Note
#ask-Sebastian#🥝🍪#Beyoncé - TEXAS HOLD 'EM#ZEE MACHINE - Fucking Myself#Kiwi wiggles too#Spotify#MDNI#or do#we are all free beans around here#I won't tell Bobby if you do#don't worry#Bobby wouldn't do anything#but Bobby would probably watch you#while you're listening and vibing#because Bobby likes to see you happy#such a Gentleman#you could give Bobby a little pat pat now and then#make him purr#make him shake#make him beg for more#but make Bobby earn it
24 notes
·
View notes
Text
EVeryONE STOP SENDIGN ME THE mOoncake YAKUMO IM NOT OK!!!!!!!!+++++++++
#everyone's good or evil intentions turn into a coordinated attack#one mystery contributor pointed out: 'one man eating a whole ass mooncake on his own in one sitting...'#'biting it like a fucking apple'#'the unfathomable power'#i didn't even NOTICE until they pointed it out#THAT IS INDEED AN ENTIRE MOONCAKE. WITH THE YOLK NO LESS??????#sweetheart do the calories just wash off you like rain on scales.? does all fat you consume immediately turn into abdominals of steel?#i'm going to fight you. you make no sense#he's just SITTING there.... PEACEFULLY!!!!!!!!#RELAXED! with his FRIENDS!!! and talking abotu GRILLED SHRRAMP and BONFIRE TREATS#chewing on a calorically dense sugar disc while wearing his OLD IDOL OUTFIT#*POINTS. SCANDALISED* WHAT IS THAT THIGH SLIT. WHAT IS THAT SMILE#ok bvut i love seeing the event outfits from an another angle. it would truly be a waste to use those outfits only once#now i get to see that garu's shirt has avocado AND kiwi on it. and i thought it couldn't get better!! DOUBLE FRUITY#who chose this specific combination of friends#eiden simps........#they are all so harmonious together...... blade's flaming mallows have no worrisome effect (eiden is only mildly alarmed)#nu carnival garu#nu carnival blade#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival yakumo
39 notes
·
View notes
Text
i love wandersong
#wandersong#wandersong bard#wandersong kiwi#wandersong fanart#i fucking love this game#this pen fits them so much#i heart you bard
77 notes
·
View notes
Text
I just think Toei gives Vegeta a lot of shit for a guy who's maintained his rank within the top ten most powerful beings in the mortal realm since he was like five years old.
#and he did it without dragon balls OR senzu beans OR magic chi unlocks OR otherworldly help he's just been grinding for 30 years#every time I see a fan like 'vegeta's so weak bro lol' i'm like?? Hm?? Where??#I will never forgive toei for writing him the way they do in the movies but even with their ass character choices like#He's still Consistently The Fuck Out Here#When he tells Kiwi that he's actively choosing to be on the front lines instead of kicking back like he could be with his status as a lord#and then the payoff in Super when they're like 'damn vegeta must be a prodigy' Pybara is like 'yeah that's because he works his ass off'#the way I yelled!! And it's true of Goku too!!#I had to explain to a friend the other day too that Bardock's wish re: his boys doesn't remove all the grinding Goku's done over his life#It helped him survive and meet people the same way it did Raditz but Goku's still been training every single day. all his life.#The reason Raditz lost is because he didn't train his tail like Nappa and Vegeta did -- he knew it was a problem with a solution#and never addressed the problem. Goku consistently dug his heels in and worked to overcome any weakness he discovered in his body#no opportunity is going to help you if you don't put the work in. that's why Vegeta's arc is so good. He puts the work in on all fronts.#and why I am constantly mad at Toei for writing his relationships the way they do because it is so deeply inconsistent with his themes#anyway here's another essay in the tags aksldjaskjld
29 notes
·
View notes
Text
A QUICKIE! smiles .. le brothers
(DONT TAG AS SHIP OR YOU DIE. i think tumblrs pretty dry of freaks compared to twt but yaknow... just wanna make sure)
#kiwi draw#bfb#bfdi#tpot#osc#object shows#marker bfdi#marker bfb#yay marker#firey jr bfdi#firey jr bfb#Yay firey jr#Yaaaay#I havent bern posting often SRRY CHAT . The demons r winning#Also school i been busy#Tag as ship and i fucking obliterate you btw
34 notes
·
View notes
Text
just got a notification from my phone calendar saying "It's almost alfo's birthday, do you want to plan something?"
#uhhh first of all i haven't spoken to her in 7 years. :(( second... she lives in Chile. so no...#i do hope she's doing well though. :(#once i guessed the song that was in her head with no clues#(the song popped into my head after she told me to guess) and we were both like 'WHAT'#she told me we were twin flames. i didn't know what that meant but i believed it.#we used to watch movies on rabb.it and she would complain about her mom. and i would tell her everything would be okay.#and she went on a trip once where she wouldn't have wifi and had her friend Tomas keep up our snapchat streak...#anyway thank you phone for making me sad i miss you alfonsina.#fuck now i'm thinking about old friends who don't love me anymore...#alfo and emilie and w and kiwi. ahhh kiwi...#the first person to ever have a crush on me!!!#that was amazing man#kiwi and their friend maggie tried to help me make a plan for getting away from home back then. it never worked. but it was nice of them#i still have asks from both of them in my inbox : ( sigh#emilie was nice until my life fell apart and then decided i wasn't worth talking to anymore (because i wasn't dming her about my problems?)#and w and i weren't super close but we were friends for a while. did a big bang together!#and there are a dozen others who've slipped away. lol...#anyway sorry but google assistant hath just wrecked me with a simple notification. and i don't even have them turned on... :((#diaerie
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
bitches love me for my glass
#story time with kiwi#im having confidence issues#im thinkin w h a t t h e h e l l are you doing??? youre n e v e r going to build that thing youre just bringing dirty broken glass into the#house for f u c k i n g n o t h i n g#it does not help that i detailed the plan in excitement to mom and mimi#and now theyve taken my location for VERY EXPENSIVE AND UNREASONABLE home additions that will be put on me to pay#:( idk why they do that it stresses me out#BUT. GLASS. GREENHOUSE. FUCK.
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
hmm. i'm usually not one to post about these topics but i think i've gathered enough thoughts on wilbur's abysmal apology towards shelby to form a cohesive message.
WARNING: the rest of the post will discuss abuse and also a lot of my personal experiences as someone who has hurt other people in the past. obviously not to the extent that wilbur has, but please move on it you don’t want to see it. thank you and stay safe.
being stuck in a hard place, whether it be living conditions, mental conditions, or any other factor, will naturally hurt the person going through those tough times. and hurt people hurt people. but i think there's a pretty Big Fucking Difference between doing bad things in the past and actually owning up to your actions after regretting it VS doing bad things in the past and turning a blind eye against those you've hurt to wallow in your own ego and misery.
i’ve experienced my fair share of abusive friendships, but when i was fifteen, i WAS the toxic friend. (yes, i’m aroace. friendships aren’t the same as a romantic relationship but they can be just as strong. i value my platonic bonds as much as allos value their marriages or date partners.) i was going through a huge depressive episode. it was tough for me, but during that time, i made fun of my friends' interests to their faces because i couldn't personally understand it, and i also vagueposted about the little things they did that ticked me off right where they could see it. it got to the point where they had to make a separate group chat to talk about their interests where i wouldn’t see it. i hurt all of them, and it ended in them confronting me about my actions. they put me in my place and called me out for my horrible attitude.
after seeing my friends' perspectives, i realized just how awful i was to them and sincerely apologized to each of them. i recognized their feelings towards my actions and didn't make excuses. even though i was going through a hard time myself, my abuse towards them was absolutely NOT justified. as i recovered, i made sure not to hurt them any more, and years later, our friendships are still going strong.
my experiences aren't nearly as extreme as what wilbur has done to shelby, but i think it's pretty fucking clear that his apology was flaming dog shit served on a trash dump. like, i was a fifteen year old. he's a Grown Ass Man with a big platform. he dug his own grave by talking about himself first instead of actually addressing his mistreatment of shelby first and foremost. he didn't even MENTION shelby by name. talking about his "strides to betterment" without even directing his apology towards the person he actually hurt is just pathetic. that whole spiel about how he "thought" the whole exchange was consensual is fucking wild. he didn't even apologize for that; he moved on right afterwards.
we can infer that wilbur has been struggling with being a person who has done bad things through his songs and lovejoy's music. he might have been going through a hard time and maybe even regretted it (though his apology really makes it seem like he's just doing it for damage control), that STILL doesn't validate any hurt he might have caused. the least he could’ve done is to sincerely apologize to shelby, even if she didn’t accept it. but he couldn’t even do that.
it's just disappointing that, as someone who has a platform of millions of followers, he displayed an act of shallowness. in the end, his attempt at sincerity fell flat and benefited no one, especially not the people he abused. if he had properly apologized, even if his apology wasn't accepted, it would've shown people in a similar situation how to apologize to the people they hurt in the past in a mature and sincere way.
so, yeah. FUCK wilbur soot. focus not on the fact that he has done bad, but that the one he abused didn’t get a proper apology. support shelby and other victims of abuse. listen to their experiences and spread awareness of these cautions. uplift their voices, not his.
for those who have connected to his and lovejoy's music that have gone through a similar dark time in their lives, i also extend my heart out to you. it must also be hard to see someone who reflected your struggles of betterment reveal himself to be someone who really hasn't gotten better at all.
but you don’t have to be like him. you don’t need to follow in his steps as long as you own up to your mistakes, even if you can’t talk to those you hurt anymore. in the end, what matters most is that you apologize in a sincere way and make sure you don’t repeat those mistakes going forward.
you CAN get better. if anything just so spite that british boy’s ass
thank you. kiwi out ✌️
#ask to tag#discourse#am i yapping? maybe#but i just really wanted to say something about it because. ugh#actually not sure how i feel about tagging him any more but i do want to spread the word and trigger tag#shubble#wilbur soot#tw abuse#abuse ment#also after all this i still can’t hate lovejoy. their songs portray the aromantic struggle in ways not many other bands have#but that doesn’t mean i won’t replace their songs in my playlist with a local file upload get fucked lmaooo no money for you until#you get your shit together#kiwi’s calls
53 notes
·
View notes
Text
ive had such an…. interesting day today 😇 anyway how are you all <3
#ranting in the tags btwws!!!!!#so me and coworker became pretty good friends recently and im more comfortable talkingto her cuz#we’re both lesbians and i dont like talking to men (we work at a gym so its a big male population)#also shes 4 years older than me so to her im like a little kid and shes like an older sister#but my other coworker (my manager) talked to her thinking that i had a crush on her and that she was ENCOURAGING my crush#I DO NOT LIKE THIS GIRL BTW !!!! like we’re genuinely just friends and its so annoying cuz#ive worked here for a few months now and im finally kinda coming out my shell and being comfortable with my coworkers#and people are only like recently finding out im gay (u could probably tell tho i have gay face bad…😭)#so it just gives they only think i like her cuz im gay and like any girl that i interact with#and apparently i look at her a certain way that gives i have a crush… MIND U THIS PERSON HAS NO IDEA WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE#IF I HAD FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE SO IM CONFUSED???#also generally speaking i really hate being accused of liking someone especially when i DONT like them because why would you even think that#especially being gay people just assume i like every girl i interact with FUCK OFFFFF#anyway. i didn’t mean to rant like that but yeah#kiwi talks …♡ᵎᵎ
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
“OOHOOHOOHOO!! NOW WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING!?”
ah! finally finished coloring this! put it on halt for a while! anyways uh. funny ghost bird guy from funny music game or something like that
#LITERALLY WHO LET YOU#anyways uh. birdie guy who might be a little fucked up <33#he’s literally so shaped who let him be like that /pos#top ten fucked up girlypops of the world#I feel like the coloring could have been a little better but like#I had to make do with the character’s body which is basically just. completely black.#I try not to use pure black or white in my art cause it’s hard to shade that— usually settle for warmer tones#settled with a more purple-ish here#basically my shading style doesn’t mend well with pure black or white (or gray either to be frank)#so usually I have to find workarounds like just making it slightly more of a saturated color or at least give the idea of that#I think it came out alright here ??#barnaby billie bust up#bbu barnaby#Billie Bust Up#BBU#The Kiwi Draws
82 notes
·
View notes
Text
i have thoughts about reimu
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
people cannot see a harmless poll curious about vernacular without implying that anyone who speaks differently to them is stupid huh
#ooooooooooohh I am so close to deleting that fucking kiwi poll. it was a simple question because I was just wondering#and now I have hundreds of people going 'its stupid to call them kiwifruit. why would I EVER need to differentiate between the two'#we call them kiwifruit in new zealand because it is part of the general vernacular here!! the same way that people in other countries#may call them chinese gooseberries!!#please stop implying that I am an idiot for speaking slightly different to you! oh my god!!!#how come every time I make a poll that should be discourse free it turns into hatred central#the last time this happened it was about RICE. fucking RICE and FORKS and SPOONS. oh my god#rant#thumbs down!!! please behave nicer to strangers you don't know!!! especially on a post that was entirely curious and harmless!!!!!!!
30 notes
·
View notes
Text
no (°-°)
NO! How dare YOU!!!! @ask-sebastian @adallegra and @lil-grem-draws
#ask-Sebastian#Allegra#Lily#fuck you#all three of you#I love you#but fuck you#I don't even know what songs to post...#I want to slap you so hard right now#💚🤣#harder than Bobby is ganking up on his shmears#Bobby always comes hard#especially on feels#sensitive Bobby#don't make the Kiwi cry...#why would want to make me cry?#fuck you 💚#where is my water spray...#I DON'T NEED TISSUES#YOU need tissues#Spotify
20 notes
·
View notes