#fuck you i aint adding tags

[starrysharks]

:P

[cydippida]

i think im gonna have to get mean and gatekeep-y about texas chainsaw massacre

[wonryllis]

the hot dad next door (m) | park sunghoon.

﹙ 🎬 ﹚ ぃ ────𝗶𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗮𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂?

preview. the ever quintessential first time dad moves in next door with his five year old and finds it impossible not to fall for you, the pretty girl who gives his daughter cookies and him; the doll eyes. obsessed with your entire being, unable to keep his hands off you, park sunghoon questions if he's just crazy or he's crazy over you.

or where, he notices the way you look at his hands a little too long for it to be innocent.

meet the cast. single dad!park sunghoon with his pretty neighbour fem!reader.

genre. DILFF AUU !!, SMUT MDNI, fluff, neighbours to lovers, sunghoon is quite literally yes insanely crazed over you and for the sake of god can't keep his dick soft, domestic a little bit i guess, i want to make her my wife trope EEEKKK, slight age gap (hoon in late twenties and reader in early twenties) more to be added.

word count. est around 20k or more

warnings. inaccuracies about parenting cause i aint a parent, i got no idea. more will be mentioned in the actual post.

releasing. very soon!! .. progress update tag

park sunghoon was hot, he was a walking greek god. was single and wore these fitted suits that had you weak in the knees. if that wasn't hot enough, park sunghoon also had the cutest baby girl you had ever come across and it just made him hotter than he could ever have been.

"hey, um .. is ji—" sunghoon stands at the threshold of your open apartment door, one hand holding his creased blazer and the other rubbing at the back of his neck. embarrassed and shy at having to show up at yours looking like a mess after work because his daughter ran off while he was busy on a call and taking out her school bag from the backseat. and because everytime his daughter ran off, it was to the pretty girl next door who gives away sweet cookies all the time.

"is jia here? yeah she's in the kitchen," you answer, smiling soft and knowingly at the worried guy who barely looked like a dad. he worked in a corporate editorial, out before eight in the morning just as you prepared ingredients for your bakery. taking his daughter along to school, her excited voice resonating through the halls talking about how they were going to play with clay in class. around seven in the evening you'd hear her again, this time alone as she would skip over to your door because dada was too slow.

on weekends it'd be impossible to ignore the ruckus they made playing around, sometimes inviting you over for lunch because sunghoon apparently made too much and jia wanted to share her dada's delicious food. on some occasional weekends when he'd be called in to work for a few hours, jia would promise him to stay home and behave only to call you through the landline the moment he'd step out the door. and you would text sunghoon to come over to yours after work, his daughter munching on the new flavored cupcakes you made, unbothered about her dad and his scoldings.

"come on in, i made some almond lime tart, you could give me some feedbacks along with jia. you know she always says it's good and i can never know if it's actually good," sunghoon can't help but chuckle at that, slipping off his shoes by the front and walking inside. his eyes following your figure with a fond look as you tend to his daughter delicately, and might he admit— even more so than him.

you're sweet, you know how to handle kids; cue that one time jia was crying her eyes out after school and he had no idea what to do to comfort her, knocking at your door frantically and having his mind blown at how quickly you figured things out and calmed her down.

you're sweet, you know how to handle kids, you treat them both so well, always ready to help him out with jia, giving them sweet treats every other day and most of all— you're fucking pretty. way too pretty for him to handle.

FIRST TAGLIST (open.) @s00buwu @lilyuwon @pockyyasii @nctislifue @shawnyle @enhastolemyheart @belowbun @aaa-sia @niniissus @tobiosbbyghorl @imjakes-wifeofc1 @youresolivlie @eun-cherry @kimsunoops @aiden2001 @brownsugarbaybee @pockettwinzz @bangtancultsposts @diorikis @heelvsted @crimnalseung @iselltulips @yzzyhee @woniebae @river-demon-slayer @lovingvoidgoatee @antonsgirlfriend @kpopslover @bugcattie @slut4hee @yunjinswifee @woniefull @nanaheex @soobs-things @dammit-jjk @starlvcieszsq @mnxnii @skylaly @mintdsunoo @uyuchoco @anittamaxwynnn @rikiwaify-blog @kill4jl @ggparkjh @sstephenzz @judeduartewannabe @jungwoneez @aye2611-blog @hybeboyenthusisast @minjaexvz

[astonmartinii]

nonsense... or is it? | charles leclerc social media au

pairing: charles leclerc x fem singer!reader

face claim: sabrina carpenter

based on this request: sooo, anyways,,, i was thinking maybe a smau where Charles is playing the guy who Milo was and this obviously breaks the internet even more and this leads to them dating ??? idk, just like a really wholesome one where she was his celebrity crush and now they're dating bc of them getting know each other more bc of the music video. sorry if this is all over the place but yeah. - @whoreks

MASTERLIST | BUY ME A KO-FI?

yourusername

liked by taylorswift, charles_leclerc and 1,200,441 others

yourusername: holla babes !!! the feather music video is heading your way fast xxx if only my real boyfriends were like my music videos ones ...

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user1: MOTHER

user2: finally music videos are back baby !!

taylorswift: you can still make the whole place shimmer ✨

yourusername: thanks to you baby

user3: oh to be able to call taylor swift baby

user4: y/n's shade is so underrated - i too wish her boyfriends were as good as her mv ones

user5: she's got such a good eye for casting why can't she do this in her actual love life

user6: okay but he's hot based off a single shoulder i'm excited

user7: you got that from a SHOULDER?

user8: he's TALL?

user9: babe y/n is like 4'2 she makes everyone look tall

user10: say what you want about the catholic church, they got the aesthetic down pat

yourbff1: so we aren't asking the mv boyf out? boring.

yourusername: we have lil things called phones? USE IT HOE

user11: charles leclerc in the likes

user12: so true of him

user13: unless he's... the guy

user14: babe he's way too short lol

user15: have yall seen the sky ad? baby aint acting any time soon

yourusername

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yourusername: OMG you guys blew the feather music video up !! i'm sure it had nothing to do with this random guy i found off the street? jokes, thank you charles for being the perf mv boyf xx

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user17: HOLY FUCKING SHIT

user18: celeb crush inception no one touch me

charles_leclerc: thank you for my music video debut, maybe you can return the favour one day?

yourusername: i'll return any favour you want

yourbff1: dial down the desperation babe

charles_leclerc: what if i want her to dial it up please?

yourbff1: do NOT encourage her

yourusername: please encourage me :)

user19: Y/N STAND UP PLEASE

user20: actually y/n is so real have yall seen that man YUM

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user21: y/n is a genius for fancasting her future bf in her music video

danielricciardo: THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT? SHARL WHEN I CATCH YOU

pierregasly: and me :( i thought our friendship meant more ....

charles_leclerc: it was a secret

yourusername: he doesn't kiss and tell xoxo

alexalbon: WHAT ??????

charles_leclerc: okay we can stop joking now

yourusername: fine...

user22: the way charles was defo typing that through tears

user23: y/n make the move we believe in you

user24: believe in her? she can get anyone she wants he's gotta STEP UP

charles_leclerc

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tagged: yourusername

charles_leclerc: had a blast filming for my first ever music video, thank you y/n !!

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user25: i'm feeling a new unhealthy attachment forming

yourusername: feel free to come back any time soon

charles_leclerc: or maybe you can come to me?

yourusername: is this my paddock debut?

charles_leclerc: make sure you're wearing red and it sure can be

yourusername: let me check the wardrobe

user26: i will pass away if we get y/n at a race... in the ferrari garage ???

pierregasly: let it be known i am still angry that you didn't tell me, especially after all the weird rants i've listened to

alexalbon: me too

georgerussell63: me too

landonorris: me too

danielricciardo: me too

carlossainz55: me too

maxverstappen1: me too

charles_leclerc: why is max here?

maxverstappen1: that's what you're taking from this?

charles_leclerc: yeah why are you in my business

maxverstappen1: you make it my business you talk about her all the time

yourusername: oh really ???

charles_leclerc: HE'S A BIG FAT LIAR HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A BIG FAT LIAR ALL HIS LIFE INCLUDING WHEN I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY PUSHED HIM IN A PUDDLE

maxverstappen1: YOU DID PUSH ME IN THAT PUDDLE

yourusername: what is going on here?

user27: poor y/n being thrown into the grid drama

user28: poor charles with the grid trying to expose him

yourusername

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yourusername: clearly was feeling myself this week

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user31: lol why is max here

maxverstappen1: doing my due diligence as an investigative journalist

charles_leclerc: choke.

user32: is that charles? are we in the soft launch?

user33: let's not get ahead of ourselves, we know charles doesn't dress that well

user34: consider this: girlfriend effect

user35: girlfriend effect is gonna have to do some heavy lifting when it comes to charles' wardrobe

yourbff1: you think you're so slick don't you

yourusername: maybe. maybe not?

yourbff1: you're so annoying

yourusername: annoyingly cute?

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yourbff1: keep your nose out of women's business leclerc

charles_leclerc: SLANDER

user36: i mean they seem to have the same sense of humour

user37: not to sound insane but they are perfect for each other and i will be passing away if they are not together

pierregasly: interesting

danielricciardo: add it to the folder

charles_leclerc: folder ???

maxverstappen1: leave us journalists be

charles_leclerc: can you even read?

yourusername: GET HER JADE

maxverstappen1: add that as well

charles_leclerc: why can't we win?

user38: what is going on in the house of commons

charles_leclerc

liked by pierregasly, yourusername and 2,331,663 others

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charles_leclerc: i don't believe in soft launches

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user39: we been knew... but OMG PARENTS

user40: i am crying they're so hot

yourusername: hawt bf obtained

charles_leclerc: sexy gf in my inventory

yourusername: you're such a cute patootie

charles_leclerc: i cannot speak my mind or instagram will censor me

yourusername: ...oop hurry up and come back :(

charles_leclerc: about to break all US speeding laws xoxo

yourusername: not you in your charli xcx era

user41: he's with her ... in the US ... could we get y/n paddock debut in vegas ???

user42: would only be right i fear

user43: the scheduling just about makes sense before she has to go back to opening for taylor in south america

user44: now why did vegas not get in their bag and get y/n to perform at the opening ceremony?

pierregasly: way to ruin the investigation

danielricciardo: yeah we were in our sherlock holmes era

maxverstappen1: have to spoil everything don't you charles 🤨

charles_leclerc: i thought you guys wanted to know who my girlfriend is?

alexalbon: yes, but we wanted to expose it :(

yourusername: CORNY

pierregasly: oh no. he has someone on his side now

yourusername: damn right frenchie. i can hear your asshole twitching from here

pierregasly: WHAT ???

charles_leclerc: idk what that means but YEAH PIERRE TAKE THAT

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc: gutted not to be on the top step but an overall great weekend in vegas. glad to have y/n by my side this weekend before she's off again to slay the stage xx

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user48: charles unironically using the word slay, the girlfriend effect knows no bounds

user49: the sky camera zooming in on y/n watching the podium

user50: i think we watched her fall in love in real time

user51: i mean look at the material... podium charles hits so different i think I FELL IN LOVE

yourusername: you're a winner to me babe

charles_leclerc: and that's all that matters

yourusername: NOPE STAY HUNGRY GET THEM POINTS AND DESTROY THE REST OF THE FIELD

charles_leclerc: okay :)

yourusername: good boy

pierregasly: never say that in public again

maxverstappen1: is this why he's blushing so much in the press conference?

charles_leclerc: NO. NO REASON

yourusername: you sure?

charles_leclerc: i am the unluckiest driver ever and am screwed over at every turn sue me if i like a lil praise

user52: charles is so real for that i also want y/n to tell me i'm doing a good job

alexalbon: enough time has passed. @yourusername can lily get some extra tickets for the eras tour

yourusername: of course. anything for my new bestie

lilymunhe: thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu. charles you have amazing taste

charles_leclerc: i know :)

yourusername: i mean i got you, so who's the real winner here?

yourusername

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yourusername: my leg of the eras tour has come to an end :( this was such an insane opportunity, thank you so much taylor xx but this also means i can go annoy charlie until he has to go back to work !!

one last nonsense outro:

i met this lovely boy named charlie,

he races round the world for ferrari,

giving it to me everyday like ari

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user53: i think y/n might actually be winning in life

user54: is she referencing everyday by ariana grande which is literally just a song about having constant sex?

yourusername: yes and what about it? f1 drivers have great stamina

arthurleclerc: DELETE ASAP

yourusername: no can do baby leclerc

user55: fave outro for real

charles_leclerc: i am blushing !!

pierregasly: she just told millions of people all you do is fuck and now you're blushing ???

yourusername: i don't think mr doggy emoji is talking right now

charles_leclerc: at least y/n did it in an artful way

pierregasly: believe me i know YOU WON'T STOP SINGING IT DOWN THE PHONE YOU MENACE

yourusername: you sing my songs :) ?

carlossainz55: ALL THE TIME

yourusername: i don't like your tone mr 🤨

charles_leclerc: i am just showing my love :(

yourusername: @pierregasly @carlossainz55 you made him sad APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY

pierregasly: sorry?

carlossainz55: sorry i guess?

charles_leclerc: thank you :) i shall continue to sing to my heart's content

yourusername: good.

taylorswift: you were amazing !! i'll see you soon my love xx

yourusername: i'm hearing double date ??

taylorswift: i'm sure that can be arranged

charles_leclerc: OMG

user56: charles and travis are really the top tier himbo bfs and i love them for that

fin.

note: i really loved writing this so i hope this was everything you imagined and more!! i'm just getting into sabrina's music but i was a girl meets world stan so... i hope i did the nonsense outro justice xxx

[ankiebitez]

Can I request?

Avisos boys reacting to you/reader wearing their clothes. Could be their uniform, could be their casual clothing or sleepwear.

Would've added wearing their underwear (the clean ones ofc) but i hc that they go commando so 🤷‍♀️

I hope this lil request hasn't been done yet 😭😔

- 🦐

MC wearing avisos boys clothes

tags: gn!mc , nsft 🔞 , beelzebub stealing readers underwear/clothes for implied nsft purposes , beels scent kink , amons a mischievous little shit

note: im SO sorry this took so damn long ive had it mostly done for months but couldn't figure out how to write for stolas since there aint much for him lmao and then i just kept putting it off. i hope you like it though :>

Beelzebub

imagine trying on his clothes when you think he's gone, maybe he left a shirt or something and you decided to put it on out of curiosity, looking at yourself in the mirror when suddenly beel appears with a happy little smile seeing you in his stuff

coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around your waist, pressing his nose against the nape of your neck to inhale your scent mixed with his

"hmmm, i didnt know that you were such a thief..." he'd hum while letting his hands slide up under the shirt to touch your skin, looking up at you in the mirror with an even bigger grin

you can mention that he forgot the shirt and that you didn't steal it, or the countless times that he's swiped your underwear when you look away for a second, but he's not focused on that

he'd 100% fuck you while you're wearing the shirt and then take it with him, he'll leave you another one behind at least for you to wear so he can do the same thing again. what he does with the worn shirt is unmentioned, but he probably wouldn't wash it until he gets the next one or its gotten too dirty.

Bael

imagine wearing baels clothes and coming into his office, dude might actually put the paperwork down for a second

just a second though, he'll pull you into his lap to give you kisses before continuing, he'll probably let you sit in his lap while he does it

he thinks its adorable, especially if you wear something of his besides his uniform clothes. he'll like it more since its something not related to beel or his work

will hold you, sniff you, give you kisses and compliments while doing his work

if you'd like to actually get him to take a break though, wear nothing beneath his clothes

Amon

honestly he probably hid your regular clothes while you were changing so that you'd wear his, you'd turn around for a second and when you look back your clothes are gone and replaced with his. he's fast as fuck and definitely used it as a way to lure you into his room for cuddles, if you're mad and scold him thats just a bonus

he'd snatch you up and pull you into bed with him, either to snuggle or if you wanna punish him he wouldn't mind that either. would love it if you wore his shirt and rode him, maybe even cockwarm him afterwards too.

would also think its really cute if you didn't know it was him somehow. come into his room and ask for his help to find the thief, he'll pretend to help you look around which ultimately leads to yall fucking in some random area of the palace. 50% chance of it being stolas' or naberius' room just to piss them off bc he's a little shit and can't help it, he just thinks its too cute seeing you look around even though you're literally wearing his clothes.

if you ask him to wear his clothes, he'd think it's adorable and would let you wear whatever you wanted.

Naberius

not sure how to feel that a lot of this post is about scents but yea he would definitely be into that as well. he tries to act dignified but he can't help giving into his canine instincts, definitely likes that you have his scent on you now from his clothes

might wonder if this is a humans way of choosing a partner or something like a mating ritual, are you trying to seduce him???? he hadnt heard about this behavior for humans before.... but its working.

will indirectly encourage you to wear his clothes or take them more often and pretends to forget them in your room

he really likes it to say the least, i feel like he tries pretty hard to put up a very sophisticated and put together front, but in private he'll be cuddly and nuzzling against you while you're wearing his clothes. its very cute, call him a good boy too and he might get hard though

Stolas

feel like it might depend, he is short tempered so if its something like his crown he might think you're making fun of him which would Not be good

if its something like his coat though he'll probably get a huge ego boost, getting cocky immediately and bringing you to sit in his lap

im just imagining him having you sit on his lap in front of a mirror, his chin on your shoulder while his hands feel what's underneath the coat.

let's just say thats not an extra gun hidden in his pants, he's just very happy to see you in his clothes

[bridgemino]

okay, so i just really wanted to say this…kinda like a positive vent ig?

but simply being in the rcp fandom has really changed me. Having a community where I can hide and do and say the things i want to, is, to say the least, comforting. Pretty much everyone here is so sweet and kind, which really wasnt something I was used to when i first joined. I never thought that my favorite tv show as a kid would have such a loving fandom—or a fandom in general. No one I knew liked rcp, or even knew what it was. That, along with many other things, made me feel really detached from everyone else. I mean, I hyperfixate on a kid show…people thought it was weird. It wasn’t until one day, I ventured onto the internet to see if I could find really anything. When I figured out that this fandom existed, holy moly….lmao.

So many of you i’ve had positive interactions with, and I wish to have many more. Some people in this fandom I’ve barely met, but I hope we can be friends! I admire a lot of people in this fandom but I usually never know how to interact with them

I’ve met so many people because of this community, and it really made me more social in general. I’ve never really had anyone that I felt I could truly call my friend, but…. @stupidloafofbread is fucking awesome, first of all. I wanted to thank you specifically for being someone I could hang out with and simply say “hi” to. It’s weird but your like one of my only real friends and I aint gonna let that go. Happy new years, and I hope to be your friend for a while longer!! cheers 🔥🔥

Some of my biggest inspirations have been: @kidshowsarecool @lunar-rcp @polina-tvorozhok @ovakinddarling and @st3llast4rl1ght . Y’all have been the people I’ve looked up to since I got on tumblr/saw your blog. Whether it’s your writing or your art or just opinions on things even. You have been some of my biggest inspirations on here, and I appreciate you all!! Happy new years guys <3

Lastly, here are some people I just wanted to appreciate for simply existing. I appreciate you guys and I love what y’all do, even if it’s basically nothing lol. @themoldinyourlunchly @ririalww @rhunsui @darkoplayzzz @hayuki-marina @hearts--stars @anakerasuci @bulgariandeficit @eelmgee-latias @freakyrcpconfessions (idk what your main is, but yes you)@gukul @karolina-blok @not-sparrow-lol @ohmygodjahhhhhhh @veryhappyfurrydragon @vorib250 @weavingster @annintheclouds @pokoinik @stargirlie-sharon @s4uddy @petra608 @creatorfanatic @canyonkingdom @collinsahh @iwuvtallyhall @r0tt3nz @kaylamoonlight121 @straykittenidk @light-everything-in-pink @broomstownpatrol @ilikecarslol5

people outside of the rcp fandom that I feel need some love here too: @lilyflower0 @chicacherrycxla @veryhappyfurrydragon @wispcandle @graceandpurity @dog-eater822 @karmaerrors

I just wanted to mention you guys cuz your all awesome. if anyone wants their tag removed, or even added here, please let me know 💕 I tried to get everyone I could think of, so I’m really sorry if I missed you!!

Happy new years guys! Im sure we’ll all do great things in this new year. <3

[somevillainfuckery]

Hello there! I hate drama and and want to nip this in the bud! 😃 Can I clarify something? Because I am a bit confused. Sorry if this is long...

Apparently I shared something of yours as a shipper at one point and you didn't like that...... and then (based on what you wrote in your tag to me) that you apparently shared some sort of passive aggressive message and it ended up being about me? And you think I clapped back? Or something like that?? I think???

And then you said something about an anonymous message?

I am very confused. Because I have no idea what you are talking about. I haven't seen or interacted to any complaint post. I aint got time for that. Ive been on this tag for 2 days, and I am well aware that it is polarized on the ship. Believe me. And i respect that. That is your opinion and you free to have it, I also love the platonic side too! I'm literally here for a good time and dont do drama.

I have learned that l've shared something of yours, and it made you uncomfortable, but I don't like that and I don't like to cause rifts in fandoms. I actually like all types of ships because I don't think that any one ship can be wrong because it's all fantasy and no one ship should be able to gatekeep any fandom, AND we should all stay in each other's lanes. I am just living my life, dude. If I have something to say I will use my face. I don't do anon. I'm not a coward.

In the past I have personally have gotten death threats and anonymous lies about my info being stolen as well as anon messages of people wanting to rape my dead body all because I ship something they don't approve of in past fandoms. So sick and stupid. All for a personal preference! So gross!! But anime fandoms are ceazy. That behavior is what I call a cheeto-fingered red bull flavored anti, and yes, I referenced them in one beetlejuice post because they are out definitely there.

God I hope you aren't one of those people.

Now I can honestly say that I haven't seen this supposed post of yours being passive aggressive towards shipppers (me), nor have I sent you any anonymous messages, but I would appreciate it, if you are just a normal person trying to keep the peace, then please, if you have an issue with me, please bring it up with me personally instead of adding to potential drama than doesn't need to be had.

I did make a post about my opinion on the couple after my first watch of the new movie, and I added a bit at the end about antis, but I figure you as more of a non-shipper or something, because you seemed cordial the post you tagged me in, and I haven't gotten anything ugly yet in this fandom which is nice. (thank goodness)

I mean hell, I support crack milulti-fandom ships because at the end of the day it's all fantasy and no one is wrong. I'm Ace so I actually love platonic ships just as much as romantic ones. I like and support it all!!! I just am fucked up in the head and i like this one romantically too. I am well aware that this ship is problematic, but thats why fantasy is so fun. I crave normalcy in reality but anything but in fantasy.

Like you said in the post you tagged me in, I also don't want to cause more unnecessary drama. I have not been in the beetlejuice tag for very long so if there is a more appropriate tags to use I will defitately use them. I am all about keeping the peace.

I'm just here to share content and find fun people to vibe with, but yeah I am used to staying vigilant with the uglies that try to be mean. Ive created sancruary groups for other fandoms simply so people can enjoy their ships in peace. I am not paying attention to you if you don't ship them (at least I'm trying not to).

I have not, nor will I read whatever it was that might have been said, but I am happy to rectify my mistake and delete anything I might have shared of yours. I will not heart or share any of your posts, because I do ship them and I don't want people to get the wrong idea about you. - Damn that sounds Hella passive aggressive but I'm not trying to be.

Believe me, this is the weirdest message I've sent to anyone, but I hope it is read and understood by a cordial individual. Please be safe out there. Please enjoy your lovely platonic besties, and I hope you find solas in whatever you can. The world is vicious. 💚🖤

(@spirits-n-giggles because of the word-limit on the chat I will reply here. I apologize for the delay in seeing/replying to this. I'm gonna try and explain things to the best of my ability-) To explain the anon thing, I swear, I did not think it was you. The very second I sent out my complaint post, someone sent an anonymous ask ripping me a new one, and I chose to delete and ignore it. After that I just realized that the complaint post was.. really really stupid of me- When I mentioned you in the post you had actually seen, the reason I apologized for the complaint post was in case you had seen it and decided to ignore it [which is completely valid]. I'm sorry you have to deal with horrible threats simply because of a ship you like. Just because someone ships a certain thing, does not mean that gives people the right to harass them. Just like you, I'm only trying to enjoy beetlejuice content, and I'm not trying to have any drama go down. I'm glad you understand, and that you enjoy my content. I won't block anyone from enjoying anything I post unless absolutely necessary, and right now.. its not anything serious enough to have you remove things that you reblogged from my account or anything. If you enjoy it, then do what you will, reblog and like what you want. I'm glad we both just want to keep the peace in the fandom, and avoid trouble, and I'm sorry if we got off on the wrong foot. I wish you a wonderful weekend, and if there's anything else that needs clarification, if you want to ask about anything else, or even away from this and you wanna talk about anything else- please reach out to me and let me know.

[your-fave-is-bi]

Literally hate this so much. Worst choice i ever made. The polls dont even look good on the app. Horrid

Updated my tumblr app bc i was running one from like six months ago and i couldnt vote in any poll and it was a mistake. Everthing is different and its so ugly and theres ads everywhere and i feel gross and icky bc of the change

[pacifymebby]

t r o u b l e // chapter one

A Peaky Blinders Balletcore Modern AU

Chapter list

John

"Fuck!" Tommy was pacing, he'd have thrown the glass in his hand at me if I'd have pointed it out but he was, he was pacing. From his desk in the center of the room at which he'd taken our cousins call, to the window where the early morning slow rising sun burn orange like the tip of his cigarette.

The news from London had been bad. Someone had hit our main distillery, made an attempt on Arthur, stabbed Michael and beaten him half to death. They'd made no subtle job of sending us a message and now Tommy was fucking pacing.

I was thinking of our sisters, all three of them in London at that very moment, minding their own business, living a life as untainted by their brothers underhand dealings and fucking awful reputations as was possible.

Any minute now they were in for a nasty shock. At least thats what I thought as Tommy picked his phone up off the desk and called our brother.

"Come on Arthur fucking hell.." his words were punctuated by his gritted teeth, his jaw sharp, grinding as he spoke into the phone that was ringing out with no answer. "You call him..." he snapped his fingers at me, "get him on that lass he's been fuckin..." he added pausing as if trying to remember her name though we both knew she was one in a long line of hopeless cases. He pinched the bridge of his nose and turned away from me leaving me to try and do as he'd said.

"Jesus fuckin hell Arthur pick up your god damn phone!"

I didn't have the lass's number, no surprises there so as my brother drove himself mad trying to phone Arthur, I opened Instagram and tried searching for her there. It didn't take a lot because she'd been tagging our brother in every single post she'd made since they started seeing one another.

"Bit fuckin needy aint ye," I smirked to myself as I took her number straight from her profile and phoned her.

When she answered I struggled to hold in a laugh. Not one of my sisters would have answered the call from an unknown number at this time in the morning, or ever in fact, all of them far too clever.

"Listen uh..." i pulled my phone away from my ear to check her name again, "Taliah... Am lookin for Arthur, is me brother with you?" I asked not expecting the gasp nor the enthusiasm with which my blunt request was recieved.

"Oh my god which one are you? Tommy, John or Finn? No wait let me guess you sound like..."

"John," I said cutting her off, "is he there with you? Tell him Tommy needs him now alright..." I was blunt, it wasn't exactly the most congenial tone but I felt my brothers frustration from across the room and understood where it stemmed from. Panic.

Something very bad was happening to our family and the fact that we didn't know what it was or who was doing it made it all so much more dangerous. It meant it could hit any of us. Even our sisters who were innocent and, for the most part, completely detatched from us.

"John boy?" Arthurs voice was gruff as though thick with sleep but I knew it wasn't sleep he'd been in the middle of when we'd disturbed him.

"Arthur bout fuckin time brother..." I started, tossing my phone to Tommy with a small smirk when my brother snapped his fingers again and held his hand out. He was impatient but I could hardly blame him.

See Arthur, Michael... They could protect themselves, they were armed, they could fight... Ada would be armed for certain, Ada would think she could fight, but the twins would be completely overwhelmed. They wouldn't be strapped, wouldn't be able to fight... So Tommy's impatience my impatience too.

"Arthur I need you to get yourself down to Ada's and bring her here alright, I'm calling the whole family home, we're closing ranks until we know exactly who called a hit on Michael..." I listened to him talking quickly and calmly, he was so certain now that he had Arthur on the line and even when Arthur tried to protest, stating the obvious... That Ada wouldn't come wihout a fight, he remained the same, level tone, certain,"I don't give a fuck if she knocks all your fuckin teeth out brother just bring her and the kid back here and if she tries to argue you tell her its for her own fuckin good and you tell her when have i ever lied to her about life or death alright... "

Calm and certain was more than i could have done in that moment.

"Alright, alright," sighed Arthur down the phone, "but what about the twins Tommy... I can handle Ada alright but I'm not going to that fucking school..."

I laughed at that, realising my mistake only when Tommy raised his brow at me, replying to Arthur in the same breath.

"Johns gonna get the twins."

"What?" I asked flatly. Down the phone i heard our brother laughing, his hands clapping together as he grinned and revelled in my misfortune.

"You heard me John boy," said Tommy, the corner of his mouth tugged into a little smirk, "Londons a long drive brother, you don't have time to pack a bag, not that you need one, you drive down pick em up and drive straight back, i mean it, closing ranks..."

"Whyve I got to go?" I swallowed down uncomfortably as a pathetic kind of panic stirred in me. Somehow Arthur had landed the easier job.

"Cause out of all of us lot, you're their favourite," he shrugged as if it were that simple. As if he wasn't asking me to do something I genuinely believed might end up getting me killed.

Our little sisters see, carried the same stubborn streak the rest of us had. Just because they'd tried to distance themselves from the family name didn't mean they weren't still family. Didn't mean they didn't have the shelby temper running through their veins.

"Aye if it were only one of them I might stand a fuckin chance... Fen y'know, she might but..."

"You'll pick both Sonya and Sylvie up tonight... If they argue with you it doesn't matter because they don't have a choice... And you can tell em that from me eh? If it eases your conscience," the wink he shot me at the end of that sentance did little to draw a smile from me, "take Isaiah with you if you like, Sonya's always been soft on him..."

I let out a long groan, head in hands as I fell back against the window ledge, leaning into the curtains as I swore and thought of my two baby sisters. They'd been terrors since the day they were born, but they'd been easier to handle before they'd learnt how to talk. How to walk and run around causing trouble the rest of us had to clean up. Before they'd learnt their talents and torn away, pursued their own glowing horizons and slowly but surely begun to bury their ties to the Shelbys.

They were both prima ballerinas now, training with the royal ballet, both of them household names among households who were into that sort of thing. Where our eldest sister Ada had pursued politics and teaching, a real community woman, the twins had drawn fame from their talent and, from their beauty. It was better for their careers to distance themselves from the family business and so theyd taken Aunt Pols surname and then they'd stopped coming home, the two of them choosing boarding school and the ballet over Small Heath and a hug from their big brothers.

If there was one thing I was really and truly certain of in that moment it was this. That no matter whether I was the favourite brother or not, if I barged into their life demanding they return home and abandon the lives they'd built for themselves, I was going to get more than just a sock in the mouth.

"Fuckin hell tommy you do realise they won't come back without a good fuckin reason..." I started but before I could really make my point he was chucking my phone back at me hard and making a point of his own.

"How fucking good a reason do you need John? Someone tried to kill our brother today, and they nearly fuckin killed Michael! We don't know who they are and we don't know what they want or how fuckin far they're willing to go to get what they fuckin want.. So i want the whole family back home where I can see them yeah? Not just for their safety but for the good of the family! For the good of the fucking family alright!"

He'd dropped his voice, his jaw clenched tight, his finger pointing accusatory and shaking towards me, the vein in his forhead pulsing with his rising temper. For a second I was quiet. I wanted to tell him it wasn't me needed convincing. That I understood the situation perfectly well, that I wanted the same as him. To keep them all safe.

"Alright..." I said nodding my head, "but its not me I've got to convince..."

next chapter

[arttrampbelle]

Sorry honey.

I love the real shang tsung. Not tumblr tik tokker weak ass(tm) shang tsung that is mk(1)2023/mk12 shang

Sorry hon i dont do imitators 💅🏻💖🔪🔥

We all know who the real shangs are here.

Y'all can't appreciate him older,not looking like some boyband twink(no offense but yeah it's not that i dont care for a young shang,the idea is interesting. Its just y'all really fucking gross about it. Half of these people who do this are k pop fans and anime weeb blogs 😬. Not even ones who play mk or even write stuff for mk. It's just weird.). Y'all can't appreciate him as he is?! Like he has to look uwu pretty tm for you to like him?! Like wtf?!

Not to mention the new guy is just trying too hard to imitate tagawa. And instead of like artt butler,bruce Locke,and even a few other VA adding their own flavor to the character while still keeping it feel like shang tsung. They are not imitating cary hiroyuki tagawa.

But this new guy alan lee is trying too fucking hard. He's on the same lvl of try hard as chin han. No offense to these actors im sure in other work they are fine. But....they try too fucking hard as shang tsung. You cant do that.

It feels fake,forced,and not flowing naturally.

It feels like one big fucking joke.

Sorry not sorry. Tagawa IS SHANG TSUNG. you can't hold a candle to that man.

And futhermore. To speak the cold hard truth. I hatee to break this to y'all. But.

Y'all never appreciated tagawa's performance.

And unfortunately only few people on here can appreciate the series let alone the character.

We didn't deserve tagawa coming back.

We really didn't.

NRS fucked up a good thing. Point blank.

Im glad he reprised his role. But im also sad because none of you truly appreciated it. (Maybe a few. But thats a really really small few mutuals of mine)

😔

But hey we all can kollectively ignore canon. Because nrs threw that out the window. So my verse is canon now. So.

Nah my shang aint a weak prissy bitch baby like mk12 shang.

He will finish you flawlessly without even a sweat from his brow. He won't hesitate to correct a binch.

But that's besides the point.

Y'all once again. I will never forgive nrs. And never ever write for the new game/mk12 shang tsung. Every time in the shang tag i see anything to do with mk12 shang. Blocked. Idc.

Anyways vent over. Gonna write stuff that actually makes me happy.

[fictionkinfessions]

im typing this for my tom fictive since..he doesnt rlly like to talk but he just wanted this out he despises. the tomtord ship and any sorta tord. of course he knows there different timelines and stuff and he knows that there some toms who love their tord and stuff. it just with us...i remember tom always fighting and yelling at tord and me and matt always had to split them apart. tom still remembers alot about the fights and fucking hates seeing these "oh they aint toxic" type stuff..it just depends on what yall think tbh. i cant change your opinions. our tom cant either hell our partners matt cant either but for us. it..was rllllllyyy bad. like super fucking bad and slightly..triggering? (way more triggering for tom) does this make sense probably not am i still gonna submit it yeah im just dropping this here too tho that. if you are a tom who loved their tord and vise versa good for you/gen! it just our timeline was. sorta close to canon (except tord lived with us after the giant robot happened) and there was bad fights me and matt had to split up -edd from eddsworld writing for their tom fictive and adding extra notes here and there

(if you can pleaseeee dont tag me as a eddfictive! im a kin of edd while i got a tomfictive in my system fdnjcdnj) #boomigpizzapie

x

[tache-noire]

things that should be added/changed in Fight Forever, so far.

1: There are certain skills that should REALLY be permanent. All "Action" skills and MOST "Passive" skills should be permanent unlocks, same with signature and finisher slots. Strength, momentum, and movement speed upgrades can all be reset. It's INSANE that every other wrestler has permanent skills but your custom wrestler has to start from scratch in every RTE campaign.

2: Related to the above: add some form of indication for what skills/upgrade levels you have previously unlocked. I FULLY intend to play until I've maxed out my custom wrestler , but it's hard to do that when I don't know what I'm missing without checking in Wrestler Info, which requires me to exit RTE.

3: When I set a difficulty, do not fucking change it. I KNOW you're changing it. At the very least, don't try and be sneaky, just state outright that a certain match is more difficult for story reasons. That would be fine.

4: Make it easier to swap wrestlers' attires. I shouldn't have to google how to access DLC I've purchased. when new attire is purchased it should be immediately usable, instead of making me go and add a new preset to switch to, manually.

5: Visual HP indicator. Somewhere. Why bother having a secret HP stat that affects gameplay, but can't be monitored?

6: At the start of a RTE campaign, an option to choose between a single, tag team, or mixed run would be GREAT. Tag matches are a clunky nightmare and I hate having a 50/50 chance of being forced into a tagteam storyline.

7: Unique dialogue for the story blocks that have interchangeable participants. Having Eddie Kingston and MJF give the exact same dialogue in the tag team story is fucking weird. HIRE ME TO WRITE IT, I'LL DO IT. I WILL WRITE YOU EVERY VERSION OF THOSE SCENES FOR EVERY WRESTLER. OR EVEN BETTER: HAVE THEM WRITE IT THEMSELVES.

8: VOICEOVERS. VOICEOVERS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD VOICEOVERS. WHY IS IT SO QUIET. NOT EVEN GENERIC VOICE FOR THE CUSTOM CHARACTER? COME ON.

9: 12 different story blocks aint much. I think I've already hit most of them. I really really really r e a l l y hope there's more in the future.

10: SORTING OPTIONS WHILE CHOOSING MOVES. Sort by move type and trigger position!!!!!! Please!!!!!

11: Don't be a coward. Make all clothing unisex. If you're gonna let me have a gay romance with Brodie Lee then let me wear a bunny suit too.

I've left out things that will probably be DLC in the future, like customization shit, more wrestlers, etc.

[faintlyof]

wow, i really really hate the new post editor

when i make an image post, that bar thing that says drag you photo or url here just stay open up there after you’ve already added photos??? and i have the option to close it? so i get to manually close it every single time just so i can see how my post is going to look??

and when adding tags, you can’t just click anywhere in the tag field, you have to click the teeny tiny little plus sign? boo, major downgrade

also its HELLA ugly and clunky looking. like look at all these big dumbass grey bubbles taking up WAY too much screen real estate??? wtf

like i cant even see the post buttons with just a single not large image (its 303px tall) in it???

same tags for reference:

clean, easy to understand its not part of the post, not freaking ugly?

like yeah, the font size could be a smidge bigger, but the grey bubbles?? *barf emoji* its ugly and intrusive and i can’t even customize it to be like baby pink or something? smh

also, again, the stupid teeny tiny plus sign??? versus being able to click literally anywhere in the tag area??? i aint got time to be lining up my mouse to hit that stupidly small target every time i decide i want to add tags to a post???

like if its supposed to be more accessible on mobile...1) tapping anywhere in the tags section would be infinitely easier on mobile also i think? but maybe people were accidentally hitting the tags section like while scrolling so they made it harder to hit on purpose? but if thats the case, 2) theres a tumblr app?? i dont think the browser version needs to have all the, uhhh, “upgrades” the app should be getting? but then again, i guess the app must still be broken so instead of fixing/adjusting it to be mobile friendly they’ll juse make everything mobile friendly? and less pc friendly? like damn i would hate hate hate hate hate to be using tumblr on anything bigger than my small laptop screen.

and last also, why is the dumb new post editor only on every post type except text? not that i want it here too, but like???

OH WAIT no this is the last also!

the new editor doesn’t give the option for blockquotes? blockquotes are literally one of my favorite formatting tools (blockquote + italics, it gets me every time)

OH WAIT NO i thought of another, in the new editor, the formatting popup is no longer (roughly) centered over the mouse??? like that was so convenient??? much less distance to travel than the new one which pops up starting on the mouses’ right side??? you wanna add a link, go all the fucking way over there! D<

ugh i hate unnecessary design choices. like im sure theyre beneficial to some people and im happy for you. but this site has just gotten 15% worse for me to use and it was already a bit of a struggle. :/

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

The RED the BLU and the confusion in between.

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/49174135 by the_false_thomahh essentially, they r gay af, miss pauling is a confused lesbian. zhanna doesnt understand that women can kiss women. or men can kiss men. and the administrator is a homophobic Dick knuckle. Words: 802, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi, Other, F/F, Gen

Characters: Thomas Bangalter, Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Spy (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Zhanna (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: BLU Soldier/RED Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Sniper/Spy (Team Fortress 2), BLU Spy/RED Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Other Relationship Tags to Be Added, Engineer/Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling/Zhanna (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: my boys are confused help them pls, zhanna is hot af, soldier is a loveable dumbass, engie is unable to catch a hint, the spy is a bi king and i love him, the sniper says he aint gay, but then he goes to make out w the spy, hes in denial, sniper's dad is deaf he uses auslan not ASL ppl, he is Australian after all, I Should Know, im one too, the pyro is a....is something alright, dad!engie, platonic texan toast, engie is just a dad, and i may say, a dilf, Slow Dancing, ticktock joji [if u know u know], we hate the red spy here/j, hes a dick to his BLU counterpart, also, the BLU sniper uses the huntsman, and the BLU spy is scared of spiders, this is important i swear, bonding moment, ikr, this is actually angst i swear, im just a tumblr user as well, ALL OF THE FUCKING TAGS RARHHHH, maybe smut?, who fuckin knows, Forced Bonding, daft punk moment in it somewhere, they r robots, Leave them be, They/Them Pronouns for Pyro (Team Fortress 2), also wtf is tenta-spy?, Angst with a Happy Ending, S E A L S I N T F 2, saying something stupid like i love you, i love frank Sinatra leave me be, fuck daft slash, RED spy being a asshole, kinda dead dove: do not eat?, Sexual Assault, good lord look at the amount of tags i should stop, no beta we die like scout

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/49174135

[fawn-x]

9 people you want to know better

Ty @loststolenorstrayed for taggg ily

Three ships: all the obvious Francis SoR dynamics (Lydia, Paula, Jennifer, Mikhail) (could rant about the ALL); all the Der Tod dynamics, mmmmgirl I love me some inhuman eldritch mental illness themes; aaaaand god for OC dynamics idek I have so many I love… if you know you know

First ever ship: God it was either Minecraft Diaries Garmau or something from Percy Jackson (Percabeth or Solangelo)

Last song: Another Town, Another Train. ABBA. I’m thinking about Francis and Paula and dying inside, they deserved a kinder world.

Last movie: Felicity: And American Girl Adventure (2005). It goes SO hard. Thank you American girl historical dolls for being so incredible and such a good lens into history, honestly that’s my favorite movie from the American Revolution period. I forgot how good it is. Also it does a horse girl plot very well.

Currently reading: The Adventures Of Robin Hood (1956), by Roger Lancelyn Green. Fairytaleverse lore researching time, it is ;). Kinda shocked I actually have an answer for this one, I don’t read as much as I did before highschool. (Obviously I read shit in HS but reading for school AINT the same as reading for fun.)

Currently watching: Seal of Roses/Bara no Fuuin (2003) (Takarazuka) on repeat, this shit makes me cry every time. Shows wise, trying to pyche myself into finishing Castlevainia and The Umbrella Academy. It’s been since 2020 since I made any progress 😭

Currently consuming: I mean the last thing I had was chocolate milk and TJs toquitos but now I’m just in bed with water. Lol

Currently craving: Tbh I’m happy not eating rn bc whenever I eat I’m like fuck I gotta clean my othrodontic shit right after. Which is sad. Bc I like eating. Ig I’d pick potatoes bc none of the grocery stores near me have had breakfast potato’s in ages :(

Let’s see. Most of my friends have been tagged already. Adding: @feladi-fority @theommune + whoever else sees this

No pressure tho guys :)

[mcl4r3n]

Tagged by @ocontraire to shuffle my music and post the first ten :3

I won't tag anyone here but if you see this and feel like doing it, please do :3

Adding song links + a little ship vibe that I feel when I listen to it, so if anyone wants to give these a listen, you can!

Your Love - Little Mix

Vibe: Lestappen au where it's 2028, Charles has been WDC for two years in a row, and Max is on his way to contemplating retirement. He struggles with this decision and the weight of knowing he's gay, and the bigger weight of being in love with his greatest rival. When Charles kisses him the night of Max's sixth WDC, Max thinks it's going to be terrible, but it turns out to be the lightest he's ever felt in his life.

2. Cigarettes & Loneliness - Chef Faker

Vibe: Galex non-driver au where George and Alex reunite while working for Google in the New York office, and they haven't spoken to each other in almost six years. Fic about the inherent loneliness of moving to a new country, an isolating new city, and rediscovering a person that you didn't grow into adulthood with.

3. Supercut - Lorde

Vibe: Dando au where Lando and Daniel date for two years until Daniel ultimately decides to retire after his Red Bull dreams never come to fruition, and Lando wins his first WDC in 2026. It's rough and it's a painful breakup and it's Daniel's POV.

4. Go Back Home - FKJ

No ship vibe here; just a good fuckin vibe overall. :)

5. Have Some Love - Childish Gambino

Vibe: Not an au but more like an edit set to this song and it's Lewis versus all his greatest rivals compilation + slow-mo crossing the chequered flag + podium sprays + him celebrating with said rivals.

6. Say Goodbye - Ulrik Munther

Vibe: This beautiful Galex fic by @charlesprincessdileclerc

7. You Aint Alone - Alabama Shakes

Vibe: This beautiful Dewis fic by @ocontraire

8. Forever Only - JAEHYUN

Vibe: No ship vibe. I just really fucking love this song. <3

9. Sucker - Charlie XCX

Vibe: Chaniel Las Vegas 2023 fic where Daniel and Charles get very, very fucking wasted and fuck in Charles' hotel room and wake up hungover with a new tattoo on Daniel's left asscheek and it's a 16 with a heart around it.

10. Believe - Mumford and Sons

Vibe: Daniel/Cyril after Daniel tells Cyril that he's leaving Renault. </3