#fuck you hoyoverse

[obsidianary]

The fact that they're making us wait to see his face until likely near the end of the AQ is possibly the worst form of edging ever, actually. How could you do this to me

[vagun1ka]

fat ganyu is actually my roman empire.....

[quaggyday]

Wow

I expected crap and I’m even more dissapointed

[jellyshark-jester]

I’m going to go to Hoyoverse headquarters and beating up the fuckers that didn’t make the teaser characters black or tan or have any kind of melanin.

AND THEY HAVE BLACK ENEMIES? LIKE WTF SJHDHHIGEIHGDHIDBIHDB

Hoyoverse is gonna get a beating.

[weeblinggaming13]

All Mondstadt *released* characters, redesigned. This is also for a fic, my genshin rewrite series! My Ao3 user is the same as here! (The travellers don't have a redesign bc I already really like their designs)

[vioofc]

202 retweets is insane but not surprising

[k1k1sw0rld]

i pulled for baizhu three times, and got Charlotte the three times

im gonna kms

[theactualsunshinechild]

[senmiyaazx]

jiaoqiu fans how we doing

[bluemoonfantasiesiii]

Alright it’s been over a year since I last updated this list so let’s add to it! Because Hoyo hates new players!

-Razor’s parents (Of Ballad and Brews)

-THE FUCKING HEXENZIRKEL, which includes both Klee AND Albedo’s mothers as well as Mona’s teacher, and one of whom is revealed to be the voice that spoke to the Traveler at the end of Inversion of Genesis (Windblume 2023)

-Wanderer becoming a Vahumana student (Parade of Providence)

-The introduction of Hydro eidolons (Secret Summer Paradise)

-Oceanids can shapeshift into humans (Secret Summer Paradise AND Waterborne Poetry)

Genshin Impact “Stop Putting Important Lore in Limited-Time Events” Challenge

Seriously.

How Durin’s residual Corruption works (The Chalk Prince and the Dragon)

Scaramouche’s actual introduction (Unreconciled Stars)

The idea that the whole world of Teyvat could be a mere fabrication of some higher power (Unreconciled Stars)

Skybracer (first Lantern Rite)

Alice and how she looks out for her children from afar. The woman rigged up an entire cluster of islands with puzzles and games for her daughter. (Midsummer Island Adventure)

Guoba being a god (Moonlight Merriment)

Confirmation that Albedo is a homunculus and technically related to Durin and the Golden Wolflord (Shadows Amidst Snowstorms)

Gold and Rhinedottir being the same person (Shadows Amidst Snowstorms)

The introduction of Subject Two, one of Albedo’s predecessors (Shadows Amidst Snowstorms)

Scaramouche’s involvement with the downfall of the Kaedehara clan (Irodori Festival)

All major pieces of the game’s lore and history, all confined to limited-time events. Hoyoverse, please stop doing this. Just make them Archon or World quests, I beg of you.

[silly-lili-things]

ladies and gentlemen... after six months, he has finally been completed

a gift for @justice4spacedogs <3

[mxfrodo]

y'all for fucking real. don't fucking write slave fics or x reader fics of aventurine's slavery??? are you guys out of your goddamn minds???

[edibleorphans]

please enjoy this stupid drawing of boothill i did over a picture of me making the same expression. you're welcome. Let him cook.

[evelynpr]

Sure the leaks look cool, but DONT FORGET THE BOYCOTT

For Genshin fans who are seeing the leaks. Listen. The leaked animations, environments, name cards, and everything look really cool and fun- but DONT FORGET ABOUT THE BOYCOTT. Do NOT buy ANYTHING from Hoyoverse, and don't hype up the next update either to keep revenue and attention as low as possible.

[generalsmemories]

every time i see someone shit on the xianzhou story quest on twitter i die a little bit inside.

[slothcapsule]

//kaeya hangout spoilers

im making so many posts abt his hangout but like its so deserved !! there is an insane amount of double meanings in his hangout and its sending me reeling!!

with the play ending the whole thing is basically to tell us kaeya is deciding to step away from the role he was designed to play in the story and he wants to live his life as a child of mondstat, until he dies there, and that he considers mondstat his home now. which is fun and all!! but then you think, if he said that he is to draw his last in a place far from home, but he considers mondstat his home, then that doesnt very much bode well for him does it?

one of my favorite things they decided to do is this little thing!!

and it seems so unassuming at first more like of a reminder that the improv was kaeya talking yeah obviously, but the choice of the wording being "not the prince's" instead of not qubad's or not the character's feels so telling to me.

like it feels like hyv is telling us "the entire monologue was nice and meaningful and all, but dont forget that it was kaeya speaking, outside of his role as a prince or a pawn or whatnot." and sort of implying that no matter what he says he can't really rid himself of the shackles of fate as he chooses to put it