#fuck you bill

[jellyskink]

Shows that Ford would do well in: Science shows, art shows, shooting competitions of various weaponry, and speed eating competitions.

Shows that Bill does not put him in because he doesn't find them fun enough to bother with the paperwork: Science shows, art shows, shooting competitions of various weaponry, and speed eating competitions.

It's either that or he see those as people competitions and we'll Ford is not people. Or despite him saying he wants Ford to win Bill specifically choses shows that Ford couldn't win or wanted to have a big shock factor for the audience.

Bill loves to watch people's disturbed expressions while Ford faceplants into the dirt (figuratively or literally) when it's time to compete

[beacatloverr]

3AM doodles :0 !

I drew human bill hehehe I imagine he would think emo culture is so him and he's just this old ass man dressing emo af :)

[mars-onthe-moon]

Has anyone noticed anything ẘ͍̙i̪̽́̅͞ę̘̀ͬ͞r̨̜̠̘͕͇̈́̆ͤ̂d̯̜̾̀_̷͕̅̂̔́͋ͫͨ̈́ͮͥͪ͡ when posting a new chapter or is just on my end? Hopefully the next chapter isn’t as glitchy!

[silverberry03]

Drawing shapes and practicing shading said shapes and accidentally drew another Bill

God forbid I try and draw something else besides him.

[smorewhatareyoudoing]

If you wanna see the making of bill and the books go to my TikTok!!! stormy2.0

ALSO POST IT NOTES ARE OFF OF THE BOOK OF BILL <33

[starzwave]

Oh my god I’m gonna throw up—kicking screaming and crying MY BABIES MY BABIES

Fiddauthor in fanon is often doomed toxic unrequited type yaoi, and I DO love some angst, but y'all forget how much Ford loves that guy

"His brilliant mind and amusing quirks have made this task infinitely more enjoyable"

"One of the kindest hearts I've ever seen"

Sorry. From DAY ONE being roommates in college, he ran up to Fiddleford (after he'd been crying and wanting to leave) and was like "I won't sleep until I prove your theory!!"

He was so excited to work with him and be best friends. The adoration is unreal. Fuckass BILL got in his head and turned him against Fiddleford. They were so sweet to each other, and Ford wasn't selfish from the start, but Bill went all Frodo and Gollum on him and Ford screwed up bigtime because of it

"I'm sorry Fiddleford" had been on loop in his head for 30 years, I'm not over that

[donothello]

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and they'll be together forever! :]

foreshadowing

[jellyskink]

Sure there's Ford's dissociation and repression of his emotions, but how's it going with Bill's? (cough cough the second dimension incident cough cough)

IDK but I hope he feels worse

[thatrandomblogsays]

Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

[razberrypuck]

no bc ford and bill's falling out is so silly to me because its like. ford's obsession with bill was the closest to "religious" that he's ever tread, and that kind of betrayal was earth shattering and hurt ford in a way he had NEVER been hurt before, causing him to completely mentally and emotionally unravel. meanwhile bill is like "can we talk 🥺" as if he hasn't been using ford for years, and when it became clear ford hated his ass bill got so drunk he forgot his mom was dead. what an INSANE dynamic to establish 8 years after the show ended.

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[audristarzz]

KOSA PASSES SENATE 7/30/24

Kosa has unfortunately passed the Senate on a 91-3 vote. I want this to be clear, It’s not going into effect, it still has to get to the House but I believe there will be a break for the month of August which gives us A WHOLE MONTH!! to call your HOUSE representatives and tell them to vote NO on Kosa. It’s not over yet so many people told their senators and representatives that they didn’t want KOSA. We can do it again, PLEASE do not panic and give up!! I know it’s scary I’m very scared right now myself but if we go silent that’s how it’s going to pass the House and get signed to the president. Let’s try to stop that from happening!!!

Call your house representatives!!!!there is more opposition in the House, we can stop it. BLOW UP THEIR PHONES!! edit: hi everyone!! I’ve made a change to the way I worded this post, I would like to apologize about the confusion I may have caused. When I had meant by “barley passed the Senate” i meant it as a way of saying how so many people voiced their concerns for so long (I first ever found out about Kosa on 7/19/23) which lead it just now getting to the Senate floor for a vote due to the pushback and feedback they had gotten. I apologize if 1. I had confused anyone and 2. If I did not word this right lmao :,) keep calling you’re all doing great!! - audri⭐️

[smorewhatareyoudoing]

Bill is invading my BRAIN

[stemmmm]

scenario in which bill stops torturing him and takes the time to explain what the portal is in terms more detailed than "this will get you the nobel prize for sure" and "im going to destroy your dimension, dipshit"

[teecupangel]

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Fucking. I’m going to hit this man with a bat. It will not be pretty. I might even go get a folding chair, go full on Aerith from VII Remake on his ass. 

The first time I encountered this convo I actually had to set my controller down and just. Take a breath. Whoof. I know that we don’t actually know where Desmond got his lip scar, but there is a fanon theory that he got it from his dad during a “training incident” and like. This convo gives a pretty strong credence to that. 

I’m trying to sum up something that isn’t inarticulate rage, but it’s kinda hard tbh. On the one hand, I’m actually really proud of Desmond for standing up for himself and calling his father out on his shit. I’m still mrrrr about him trying to make up with his dad in the first place, but that’s more of a me thing than anything, because I just don’t want Dez to have to deal with his abusive dad. 

Honestly I’m not even really willing to give William the benefit of the doubt. There are a lot of characters where I’m willing to take a step back and really dig into their motivations and what their deal is, but I’m kinda just. Drawing a line here. I don’t want to get into this, mostly because I know I’ll end up dredging up some bad memories of my own dad. So I’m probably just going to not dig into him much. If the mood strikes me, sure, but. [gestures to the convo] I don’t think I need to justify much more. 

[paintedcrows]

Thinking about that old man