#fuck you Erik.
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The Solitract’s final conversation with The Doctor breaks my heart like oh my gods Doc is just absolutely enamored by this scientific marvel of a frog that she’s only heard in stories as a child
A whole sentient universe wants to be her friend?????? The runaway timelord whose main purpose is to travel and seek the wonders of her own dimension?? Of COURSE she’s gonna fall in love with the Solitract like that’s practically a dream come true for her !!!
Meanwhile this amphibian FUCK yearns to behold the beauty of creation and is just desperate to love and to BE loved, then here comes a stranger with the stars written inside her head whose willing to stay with her as long as her friends are safe
But they can’t be together, they could never be together, their love will only end with the death of both of them. Now The Doctor has to bid farewell to their friend forever . Holy fuck. Can this freak have a relatjonship that ISNT self destructive please????
#anyways fuck hanne’s dad I know he’s grieving but you left your BLIND DAUGHTER behind all by herself ???#and then manipulated her into believing there was a monster outside that ate him while he played house with his dead wife???#fuck you Erik.#anyways stream It Takes You Away I almost cried for Graham#🏜huevo watches shit#doctor who#fuck you main tags baby !#the doctor#13th doctor#thirteenth doctor#the solitract#it takes you away
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Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck
#Erik/Christine#phantom of the opera#shipping discourse#Entrapdak#poto#my experience with Entrapdak fits this too#I’ve done the reflecting#looked at the pro vs anti sides like a good academic student#and my conclusion is that they still have the stronger connection#therefore I’m going to enjoy indulging in them sucking and fucking unapologetically#you can not tell me otherwise
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ok let me tell you what happened this episode
so basically..
#really charles? you left me with your kids to go and fuck a bird lady? SHUT UP!#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#magnus#magneto is right#magneto#professor x#x men#x men 97
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seriously why is erik like that
#why did i spend 30 minutes making this#cherik#x men#x men movies#xmfc#erik lehnsherr#charles xavier#shitpost#erik was a freak forreal#erik ‘you can do that too?’#charles ‘aw fuck he’s found out about it’#they make emma do this with her telepathy so im allowed to joke with charles. for equality <3
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its always “we should beat up and kill rapists and abusers!” but the moment someone actually does you all turn on them
#gypsy rose blanchard#amber heard#menendez brothers#lyle menendez#erik menendez#because i am SICK and TIRED of it#its always “why didn’t they fight back?” until they do#you will never understand what it’s like to be a victim of abuse until you are one#so don’t speak on it#and even when they do everything “right”#when they go to police and leave them and keep their distance#they are still victimised and end up dead. just look at nicole brown#anyways fuck johnny depp fuck deedee blanchard and fuck the menendez parents
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What's my favourite scene in X-Men First Class? Well, easy, it's the scene where Hank shows up as Beast for the first time in the hangar. Why, you may ask?
Because, after the eternally hilarious exchange that is "never looked better man" "dont mock me" and Hank choking the life out of Erik,
After he puts him down and you can see behind them, we reach my favourite part of this scene:
Alex, who had been 2 seconds away from Actually mocking him, realising that after the bullshit he's been putting him through, Hank would have Genuinely Fucking Killed Him
'Holy shit, do not call him a bozo he will shatter your spine. do NOT-'
#his fucking face looking down at erik always gets me#he pulled that 'even i gotta admit you look pretty badass' out of his ASS fr#when he called him beast i know he was SWEATING LMFAOO#this isnt actually my fav scene btw i just wanted to make the joke#xmen#x men#xmen first class#x men first class#alex summers#havok#hank mccoy#beast#erik lensherr#magneto#xmen movies#x men movies
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how are we feeling cherik nation
#poor pics because i am pirating this show of course fuck you disney#erik lehnsherr#magneto#cherik#charles xavier#x men#professor x#x-men 97#spoilers
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BITCH i thought yall were joking about the apocalypse gay montage AND YOU WERE NOT????? GUYS HE LITETALY WAS LIKE THE NOT EVIL ANYMOTE I WANNA BE LOVED NOW
#THEYRE KILLING ME#i hate them so much#old man toxic yaoi#YOU CAN CONVINCE ME TO DO ANTTHINF FUCK YOU#cherik#x men#x men apocalypse#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#magneto#professor x#give him back his hair pls#still love him tho even bald
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they're done. holy shit they're done
#i kid you not i am in physical pain right now#this took me so fucking long please don't let this flop#please#phantom of the opera#art#digital artist#poto#erik poto#artists on tumblr#christine daae#phanart#phantom
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violence made me gentle at last
#me: hoffstrahm phantom au that takes place in sawville or wherever the fuck and its like hoffman as erik and strahm as christine but not re#the black mold in my apartment:#coffinshipping#saw#mark hoffman#peter strahm#hoffstrahm#this looks so saturated here omfg#serious about doin that phatom au though like…#itd have to be like a modern interpretation like phantom of the paradise inthink#polachek lyric cuz … violence did rlly make him gentle at last (who ? who do you think.) (im asking you)#irls look away plz
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charles and erik with each other: oh dear, oh dear. gorgeous 🥺👐 charles and erik with the villain of the week/the x-men: K1LL YOURSELF 🔥🔥🔥
X-Men: First Class (2011) | X-Men Apocalypse (2016)
#charles is soo insane for looking at a god in the face and telling him to fuck off bc he was hurting his best friend. most normal guy.#cherik#mine*#x-men#xmenedit#parallelsedit#filmedit#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#otp: i want you by my side#god charles' entire demeanor towards apocalypse in xma has always been SOO funny to me. he literally looks ANNOYED every time#apocalypse speaks in the movie. he doesn't even look intimidated or worried that he's trying to possess CHARLES'S BODY or anything#mind you charles wrote his thesis about mutation and here he has THE FIRST MUTANT ever in front of him. who's also a god threatening#to destroy the world. and charles' only reaction is:#'whatever. MOVE OUT OF THE WAY LOSER i CANNOT see erik from where you are standing and i'm worried about him'#and i do think it's very sweet that after this raven tells erik he has to fight for what he has left - and he thinks about charles#(the man that stood on the balcony all those years ago and that cared enough about him to tell him there is more to him#and the same man that STILL CARES ENOUGH to look at A GOD in the face and telling him to go fuck off and die and stop manipulating erik)#charles loves him so much you don't get it........... i'm foaming at the mouth i'm so normal about them
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floating, falling, sweet intoxication...
@shakeatradefeather's master. august 2023.
#my gifs#lily kerhoas#jon robyns#christine daae#christine daaé#erikstine#erik#erik destler#phantom london#west end#phantom of the opera#the phantom of the opera#potoedit#music of the night#let's dissect this... shall we?#(1) the shuddering inhale. him possessively grabbing her shoulder.#(2) the gentle smile on her face... and he LITERALLY only has eyes for her and that's how it's gonna be forever#(3) SHJDKFGJ????? THE FUCKING EYEBROW RAISE? JON? SIR#her eyes snap open the second he murmurs 'touch me' so that's where her brain is at. okay? okay!#BEAUTIFULLY DONE FOLKS THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME MY OTP IN A PERFECTLY EXECUTED FORMAT#ZERO COMPLAINTS WHATSOEVER 20/10#bless you collette
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Charles hearing about something and then IMMEDIATELY knowing it's Erik is so funny.
Bro rolls up with his special powered children like "Sigh what did you do NOW? Just go to therapy! For fucks sake!" 👨🦽➡️
And magneto proceeds to give this long ass speech about the betterment of humans and the treatment of mutants all while Logan stands here paralyzed looking at chuck like "Dad your ex boyfriend is MEGA weird. Also why am I here? You know I cant do shit."
And Charles sits here litsening to the entire thing until finally hes either fed up and is like alright mutant children, go attack your ex daddy OR he's like "come home erik we can be one big woke family. Logan is the dog." And logan does NOT deny these allegations.
But ussually Erik is like "Can we do evil things together?" 🥺
"Hm. Like what? Steal from an ice cream truck?"
"Genocide...?"
*heavily disappointed* "Magnuussss we've talked about this...." 🤦♂️
"Sooo... no?" 🤨
"No. We can't commit genocide magnus- No even a tiny one. I know you're gonna say that." 🙄
And erik has a massive fit and throws the earth off its axis or something. 😡
Anyway roll the credits. Thats the entire episode. Welcome to X men.
#cherik#x men animated series#x men evolution#literally any of the#x men movies#logan howlett#is just always there too#for no fucking reason#charles xavier#professor x#magneto#erik lehnsherr#“just because you were part of a genocide dosnt mean you get to commit genocide on other people Magnus 🙄”#“WHY NOT 🤨🤨”
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"every once in a while I do get a Charles around here" are those the ones who chose Erik?
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#cassandra nova#charles xavier#erik lensherr#cherik#were those the Charles that chose to be with Erik as opposed to saving the world????#were those the Charles that decided to be selfish and be with Erik at the cost of everything ese???????#were those the Charles that created so much disaster in the universe just because he chose his 'old friend'#my brain refused to shut the fuck up this entire movie#and i will make the rest of you suffer for it#cassandra. sandy. sweetie. question really quick.#how many of these charles mentioned erik within the first minute of arriving in your lair?#all?#ok cool
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To anyone involved with the production of the Menendez brother show on netflix honestly go fuck yourself in the deepest pit of seven hell 🥰🥰
#menendez brothers#netflix#Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story#netflix show#no i didnt watch the show NOR DO I INTEND TO#do NOT WATCH THIS PLEASE#tw: rape#do you know HOW SICK AND TWISTED IT IS THAT ONE OF THE FUCKING VICTIM HAS TO RELEASE A FUCKING STATEMENT#MY GOD THEY SHOULD SUE
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cherik dump bc cherik supremacy:
erik: i can explain. charles: can you? erik: if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
erik: whaddya call a fish with no eye? charles, not looking up: myxine circifrons erik: erik: fsh
charles: what the fuck is wrong with you?! erik: wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. charles: good morning. what the fuck is wrong with you?!
erik: you're the love of my life and my best friend, i would do anything for you. charles: i want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. erik: absolutely not.
erik: someone will die. charles: of fun!
charles: this is such a bad idea. erik: then why are you coming along? charles: one of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
erik: am I going too far? charles: no, no, no. you went too far about seven hours ago. now you're going to prison.
#can you guess my otp#cherik#i said it once and i'll say it again#cherik supremacy#cherik. fucking. supremacy.#x-men#xmen#charles xavier#proffesor x#magneto#erik lensherr#they're all basically canon#but that last one#tell me its not canon#tell me
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