#fuck you *Xehas your nort*

[dicelibrarian]

Xehanort.

No I will not provide context

[atomic-taco-muffin]

May I please have some of the organization members reacting to them coming home to an asleep s/o in either their shirt or an extra organization cloak since the s/o missed them so much and couldn't sleep without them home? Thank you in advance 🤗😊

You got it!! I'm gonna go with the Nort brothers for now

Nort Brothers reacting to you sleeping with their shirt

Warnings: Slightly spicy (like microscopic size) but mainly fluff

Rating: SFW

Xemnas:

Honestly, this man overworks himself so it's a miracle that he even made it to your guys' shared bed.

When he sees you wearing his shirt, he's confused.

Like, why would you wear his shirt? You have tons of clothes yourself.

But he finds it adorable, nonetheless.

Ansem:

Like Xemnas, he overworks himself, but not as much as his twin though

Now, we know this man barely wears a shirt, but he does own a few turtlenecks (he wears them in the winter)

So, after a long day of research and making sure the Twilight Trio were asleep, he headed to you to have some spicy time together

Only to find you asleep in one of his turtlenecks.

When I tell you this man MELTS!!!!! He'll just wrap you in his arms and the two of you will sleep like that till morning.

Xeha:

Xeha loves it when you wear his stuff. It's like a signal saying that you're his and his alone.

And when you wear his shirt to bed, he fucking loves it.

He does get a little turned on but nothing too crazy.

Sometimes, he's just too tired to take care of it, and sometimes you are too. Other times, it just leads to soft, sleepy sex

Vanitas:

Okay, we all know that Vanitas wears that somewhat ugly suit but for the sake of this fic, we're gonna give him some actual clothes

Like Xeha, he loves it when you wear his clothes.

And yes, he does get turned on when he sees you in them.

And when you wear his shirt as pj's, you best believe his going to pound town

And, yeah. You're gonna be wearing his shirt more often for bed

Let me know if you want a part two with the other members!

[flamereign]

1-10, fandom: KH

mun questions / @enigmatias

What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?

can’t really think of more other than the ones i’ve already mentioned. maybe xeha/era*qus,  but that’s mainly bc i think xeha*nort does not deserve that kind of happiness ( Uwu Gays, i’ve seen so much art omg ) and i’m still salty over the redemption arc he got after everything he’s done when there’s plenty of other characters that deserved it more / didn’t deserve the ending they got. so that’s just me being a petty hoe basically. 

Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?

yes. aku*roku BDZHFVBHZGFZHFG. 

Any fandoms that don’t appeal to you?

already replied to this one here

Have you ever unfollowed someone? Why?

most of my reasons for unfollowing i already listed in the post i linked above,  but within the KH fandom most of my unfollowing anyone is inactivity. there have been one or two cases where i unfollowed bc they instigated too much drama, posted too much negative OOC or i found i didn’t really like the mun behind the muse, but that hasn’t happened often at all. 

Do you have a NoTP in KH?

any minor/adult ship tbh. i used to have more ( xemnas/axel being one of them, as you know bqfhbdhg ),  but interactions with people who write those muses have shown me to basically never say never.  unless, ofc, it’s a minor/adult ship :|

Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?

not as of yet, but that’s also because i don’t really engage much with the fandom outside of the rpc and just randomly liking art on my twitter tl. i stay away from fanfic because i know most of the time i’ll just get annoyed by the characterisation and you already know my stance on some twitter fans and their views on axel and aku*sai,  but that’s not been enough to really ruin a pairing within KH fandom. 

Is there anything you used to like, but now can’t stand?

some of the popular memes/jokes within the fandom tbh. the clown jokes re: axelea being one of those. LET XION/ROXAS/SORA/ETC ETC ETC SAY FUCK being another (there was a time where this used to crop up like every damn week). this idea that terra is nothing but a dumb himbo. there’s more,  but i’m not gonna start listing them all sbfhbfh. 

Unpopular opinion about KH?

i really don’t give much of a damn about khux and think it made everything far more convoluted than it needed to be and knowing it’s going to be an integral part of kh4 most likely has pretty much killed 90% of my excitement for the next installment. probably doesn’t help that it’s a cash grabbing mobile game tbh.  maybe if they ever release it to console i’ll start caring more. 

Have you received anon hate? What about?

within the kh rpc and fandom, fortunately never. or not that i can recall at least. in general,  there was this one instance i will never forget where i reblogged a generic fandom critical post on another blog and tagged it with the fandom i was rping in and some salty fan made an entire call out blog solely for me even going as far as calling me a predator and compulsive liar sbqhbqdhg. 

Any fandom you’re ashamed of being in?

nope. i don’t really engage all that much with fandom in general ; or not anymore at least.  any fandom i used to be ashamed of being in i quit a long time ago. 

[minijenn]

Riku: “That is... literally the most fucking stupid thing I’ve ever goddamn heard jfc and I thought your club name was just dumb but ya’ll are literally Xeha and the Norts!”

Young Xehanort: “Imo yeah, I know, its pretty genius like that” 

Riku: “No, its still a really fucking stupid name, you should still change it”

[didsomeonesayventus]

idk no one really liked my previous story ideas post but IM MAKING ANOTHER LEMME TELL U ABOUT NEXT GEN FIC IDEAS:

this is about 18 years after a rly fuckin weird KH3 just gonna establish that

SO WHO ARE THE PARENTS AND WHAT OF PEOPLE WHO AREN’T u ask

where Ven and Riku became boyfriends because tfw your sources of hurt and pain are similar and all u wanna do is sleep. Namine was surrogate mom (Ven was biological dad) of their kiddo Alba who’s 15 and a half (Ven is papa and Riku is dad for those concerned)

lil nort got to have a redemption arc and to stay thru MAGIC~* and hooked up with kairi and has two kids, Dysmas is the eldest at 15 followed by Eiru at 14

Terra and Aqua had Shiva shortly after the events of KH3 (like a year or so) and she’s 17.

Roxas and Namine had Rose (or Rosie if u want) quite late compared to the others and she’s 10

Sora’s single because he doesn’t feel a particular need for intimate, romantic love yet

Vanitas and Xion have hooked up but both kinda go “ew” at the prospect of children

Isa and Lea are doing really gay shit as far away from Keyblade shenanigans as possible

tho besides the above four everyone generally keeps in touch as possible and as for ILVX they check in every now and then (Van continues to be a loner but Rox and the other members of team “done with universal responsibility” hang out for ice cream like every two weeks or so)

every year there’s a “MAN FUCKING REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE KIDS WHO DEFEATED A MADMAN” anniversary party and it’s been a great time to catch up 100% and just reflect on oldness

Sora loves bringing paopu wine to it each year when/after they all become legal drinkers just to make sure everyone stays in touch and there’s always a toast to see each other next year

it’s a big fun party y’all it lit

King Mickey and Queen Minnie and Donald and Goofy have all become the official, if honorary, best grandparents ever to all the kids.

King Mickey made a playground in the garden and added a playroom to the castle for rainy days okay he loves the new kids and is always very sad when they grow taller than him but all the kids develop a habit of kneeling around him almost instantly after they get too tall

but anyways all the kids are acquainted with each other thru frequent playdates with each other

playdates because the grown ups frequently have “hey this is a weird thing” reports to share so there’s no “oh yeah this person was being evil we just lost track of him I mean whatever”

Shiva and Alba already have Keyblades and training with them, and Alba has Keyblade Armor while Shiva is en route to taking a Mark of Mastery exam from her parents Masters

Sora likes to take the kids on rides with the Highwind despite the fact it’s growing very vintage over time and he hopes to teach them how to pilot gummi ships with it

Dysmas is a glory-seeker if only because he’s heard so many stories about his family that he feels really inadequate and takes after his mom. No Keyblade and it sucks(tm)

Alba is a very silent kid he’s very much like Riku at first but when he warms up to you he’s very Ventus. Keyblade and it breaks papa’s heart </3

Shiva has the grace and composure of her mom until challenged then she goes 0 to 1000 real fast. Also is a total Mom Friend(tm)

Rose is a sweetie pie and the youngest and thus the most naive and also tends to follow the older kids blindly. Eiru has an affinity for her especially. No keyblade

Eiru is silent sassmaster who takes after her dad and while she don’t have a Keyblade Xeha tutors her in magic and is a smart enough kid to do independent study

Something that really kickstarts the plot is the five taking a joyride while the parents are having a meeting and it’s great until their hearts- incredibly strong and in Alba and Shiva’s cases Keyblade wielding -draw in Heartless that they can’t handle

parents to rescue ofc but there is anger and grounding also

ENTERING PLOT POINTS SUBJECT TO CHANGE

though this is yet to be fully decided Eiru may become the main antagonist for two motives:

a) Eiru feels she can do better than her parents and save the worlds by smashing them back together into one World but this kinda means a lot of things going badly that she doesn’t realize nor cares about because if she can make a New Age of Fairytales it’s what’ll be good for the worlds

b) Eiru basically becomes a serial killer because she feels the Keyblade causes too much strife and pain to let exist any longer and ends up trying to off everyone she knows with a Keyblade to stop the suffering and maybe eventually end up with a Heirs of Fate situation where only the kids are around to put a stop to things

I can’t exactly pinpoint how a lil girl like her would be able to kill keyblade masters but maybe she gets her mitts on Marluxia’s Doom/Death spell

vote now on ur phones what should happen

either way there is Pressure(tm) and she doesn’t deal w/ it well

Xeha in particular takes it hard because he saw “making a me 2.0″ from a mile away and it really delayed his decision to have kids and it hurts him a lot to see it happened even if he tried to avoid it

he basically just up and leaves eventually and becomes Disappeared Dad Classic(tm)

may or may not be caused by Ven being the sacrificial lion to establish things are going bad again and everything just kinda collapsing (but then again implications of killin ur gays and how much angst is too much angst #givevenabreak2k17)

before they know it’s Eiru there’s a lot of side-eyeing Xeha anyways cuz “gee who do we know who’s dangerous and knows where we are and is good at predicting where we are aND USED TO BE EVIL” to which Kairi is Offended(tm)

but when they do find out it’s Eiru there’s a lot of quiet and unsettledness because everyone just kinda goes “shit we made our own monster here” and have Bad Feelings(tm) about killing a minor and Alba REFUSES to hang out with the brother of the girl who killed papa

like IDK I want this fic to explore legacy and the impacts having parents like the KH crew would be like and what a new generation would behave like what ideas they would bring that’s the most I got going on

[atomic-taco-muffin]

May I please have the nort brothers with a S/O who pushes them out of the way of an incoming attack from a heartless only for her to summon a keyblade for the first time? As in she didn't know she had it before then please and thank you and remember to take a break whenever you need to ☺️

Thank you so much! You are so sweet! Hope you enjoy

Nort Brothers Reacting to You Getting a Keyblade

Warnings: I'm doing things kind of differently. But pretty much just fluff

Rating: SFW

You and your boyfriend were just enjoying a gorgeous day in Radiant Garden. He had been working hard and needed a break. And what better way to do that than go for a walk around Radiant Garden. You were about to head into a cute café for a quick snack when a group of Heartless attacked. Your boyfriend quickly got you to safety while he took care of the Heartless. When he thought all of them were taken care of, another Heartless jumped and was about to attack him until you pushed him out of the way and a Keyblade appeared in your hand, shocking both you and your boyfriend.

Xemnas:

Xemnas is very confused. How did he not feel the Keyblade Legacy inside you?

He doesn't know how to use one since he never had one (NOMURA BRING HIM BACK AND GIVE HIM A KEYBLADE! NOW!)

But he'll help in any way he can.

What kind of king would he be if he couldn't help

Ansem:

Thinks that was super badass of you to do

He may not have a Keyblade but he will help you train whenever you need it

Just as long as this manwhore doesn't get horny during training

Spoiler alert, he does. Way too many times

Vanitas:

Is shooketh!

Like how and why the fuck did you do that?!

Like Xemnas, he didn't feel the Keyblade Legacy in you

But he will help train. But he's not gonna be nice about it

Sorry not sorry

Xeha:

Also shocked but is very calm about it

He's probably the nicest one when it comes to Keyblade training

But he's still gonna be protective of you no matter what

[atomic-taco-muffin]

The nort brothers with a powerful baby sister true pacifist au:

Bragi: nah I'm good

Y/N: alright *walks off*

Bragi: *quickly catches up to her* are you alright pumpkin?

Y/N: yeah *looks around before pulling him into a classroom* no one other than xeha knows your my biological father

Bragi: phew that would be a massive mess to explain

Y/N: ya fucking think?

Bragi: hey no need for the language

[atomic-taco-muffin]

I finally remember what I wanted for Part 6

Warning: it’s about to get ✨S P I C Y✨

Rating: NSFW under the cut

After a few days after your sudden sickness, you were back to your normal self, unaware that you were norted. One day, you were reading another book and Y!Xehanort walked in from the bedroom door. 

“Hey, kitty,” he said as he kissed your head. 

“Hi.” 

“You feeling any better?” 

“Yeah.” 

“That’s good.” He sat down on a chair and took off his jacket. 

“Come here, kitty,” he said. You bookmarked your page and walked over to him. He grabbed your hips and made you sit on his lap.

“Xeha? What’re you doing?” you asked. 

“I had a long mission and I need you, kitty,” he said as he peppered kisses up and down your neck. You whimpered as he sucked on your neck, leaving a hickey on it. 

“Xeha~,” you moaned. 

“Feeling good, kitty?” 

“Mhm!” He smirked and started taking off your clothes. 

“God you’re so beautiful,” he groaned as he played with your tits. You moaned loudly as he sucked on your nipples.

“Xeha~! Wan’ more~!” you moaned. 

“More? More here? Or more down there?” He gently placed his fingers over your clit and you gasped at the feeling.

“T-There~!” He suddenly picked you up and laid you down on the bed. He started licking up your slit, causing you to gasp in shock. He then started sucking on your clit, causing you to moan and tug on his hair. 

“Fuck, you taste so good, kitty,” he groaned. He dove back in and continued to play with your clit. 

“X-Xeha~! I’m gonna cum~!” you moaned. 

“Go ahead, kitty. It’s okay,” he said. After a few more licks and sucks, the coil in your belly snapped and you came all over his face. He helped you come down from your high and kissed his way back up to your lips. 

“How did that feel?” he asked.

“Good. Really good,” you smiled. 

“Think you can handle another round?” You wrapped your legs around his waist and rolled over, accidentally falling off of the bed. The two of you giggled and had many rounds on the ground. 

[minijenn]

Young Xehanort: “See me and my best friend Ansem here are gonna fucking start a club called Xeha and the Norts, you wanna be a member?”

Riku: “That is literally the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever fucking heard, of course I don’t”

Young Xehanort: “Your boyfriend is gonna join”

Riku: “ASDASLDKJSADLKA WHERE DO I FUCKING SIGN UP???”