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eager-wolfboy · 1 year ago

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God I’m dripping wet. Not to be a whore or anything but send me asks or DMs or something please </3

#help a dude out before xe resorts to Omegle (worst timeline) 😔👊#raccoon•original #nsft #minors/ageless blogs fuck off #fuck what’s the calling card for this #ask me naughty #send asks #send dirty asks #send dirty anything good god #oh god but please read my DNI first

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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the lovers, reversed

(aka I'm still freaking out about Jou)

#art #ride kamens #i am about to go off on wild speculation so excuse me in advance #I HAVEN'T PLAYED THE EVENT YET so this could all be just absolutely nothing but i gotta get it out #(still debating if i wanna save the event for after i finish part 2 or not...)#this is my last chance to throw wacky theories out there okay #i've just. been thinking a lot about the riders the characters are based on and how they relate to their different classes #like the choices seemed SO random when they were first revealed but they do mostly make sense when you think about it #to the point where i actually do feel like i should've been able to call ooo for ambition. damnit.#however i did always feel like jou was a bit of an outlier and now i'm wondering if that's gonna be like...a thing #idk man just the fact that he's gonna have a special double card and bond henshin with taiten is nuts to me #especially since we're clearly on the verge of SOMETHING happening with soun and uryuu #what does it mean. WHAT DOES IT MEAN #what does this mean for the future of tower emblem #and it hasn't escaped me that there is no class associated with evolution (YET)#and thinking about who jou is based on i'm just like #(waves hands) YOU KNOW?!#(plus i'm still like WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR RUI AND HAYATE but that's a separate thing)#i'm gonna try and take my time and not rush through part 2 but i also am SO impatient #i gotta knooooow #given the way my predictions tend to go though i'm either 100% accidentally right about the dumbest thing #or jou is fine but leon fucking dies or something and i'm gonna throw my phone into a lake #HAVE FUN GUYS I GUESS

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unpretty · 20 days ago

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i'm this 🤏 close to taking out a loan to buy an incinerating toilet. i'm not going to. but i'm going to spend a lot of time with a lot of weird tabs open.

#original #the fucking septic filled up again somehow #it went 17 years without needing to call someone in and now it's been what. a year? since the last time.#adding a fucking portable water heater to my amazon wishlist so i can take an outdoor bath without hauling buckets #when this credit card leaves its interest free promo period i am turbo fucked lmao

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gender-euphowrya · 11 months ago

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"they" is a pronoun that has the same rules as any other it's not a 'get out of misgendering jail free' card yes it's gender neutral no it doesn't mean you're allowed to use it to refer to someone you KNOW doesn't use that pronoun

#they is used if a) the person wants you to use that b) you Do Not know what the person wants you to use #if someone's like ''hey i go by she/her'' and you're like Ok. They :) congrats that's misgendering !#if you know someone goes by she and you call that person 'he' everyone would fucking agree that's misgendering #why should saying 'they' be any different ?#this goes fucking triple for neopronouns btw #it's not a ''i can't be bothered to learn your actual pronouns'' card either #someone goes by idk ze/zir and you use they/them that's Still misgendering it's literally not hard to understand #underlines the 'if you KNOW what pronouns the person wants you to use' part in red #because that seems to be the bit most people get confused about or at least pretend to in bad faith

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dukeofthomas · 5 months ago

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why does every reconciliation fic go like this

#my dc posting #jason todd #red hood #jason todd fanart #ugh i forgot to change tim n dick's skin colours aa i already put my drawing stuff away whatever #bruce wayne #dick grayson #tim drake #<- main offenders #no but. jason will be making some absolutely great points #ill be cheering him on like YEAH know ur fucking value good job call them the fuck out dont fall for their shit!!#then there will be one (1) event n suddenly the author pulls a complete 180 #all of jason's valid issues n complaints r swept away without ever being solved #at most he's given a few flimsy excuses or justifications #n suddenly hes all happy n dandy w them #like 🤨🤨🤨 what!!!#like nothing changes nobody makes any effort but apparently one sentence going 'omg no it wasnt like that jason 😭' is enough to sweep #everything under the rug #like why have i never read a fic where anyone actually works to change. to right the wrongs theyve done. to apolgoize and do better.#aside form of course jason going 'i see now that murder is wrong i was stupid n angry for no good reason good thing the pit madness has bee #solved/managed better n i have apologized to Poor Little 10yo Baby Tim whom i hurt and traumatized So Badly how will he ever forgive me...'#'fuck my family wtf is wrong w these assholes' 'i killed the joker for like 3 minutes' 'i love you i have no further issues aside from #Teenage Angst which will be cured via being told my anger is disproportional and of course one (1) hug form my Dearest Father'#when will i read someone 'pullin the alfred card' and jason respondin w 'fuck alfred'. he deserves to be an asshole w the way hes treated..#ok ill stop now im just. very done w this stuff

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beargregor · 10 days ago

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Chef greg delivery just for you. it's a wonder I hadn't bearified him yet, he's my fave greg too 🔪

gays literally only want one thing (to be chopped up and eaten by a depressed man) and it's fucking disgusting

#kabukeo #something to bear in mind #other's art #limbus company #project moon #lcb gregor #r.b. sous chef gregor #namesake #i'm sorry for doing a haha funny joke reply i just like #i spent like ten minutes pacing around my house when i saw this in my inbox i'm not exaggerating #thank you for my life i love him so bad #do i need a gift art tag now i just like. i don't even know what to say #i haven't even made any actual proper posts yet i just made a silly blog i feel like i haven't done anything to earn this #to stop myself from blubbering i'm just going to respond to the tags on your rb #no problem for providing details again i think about this grown ass fucking man too god damn much but it's not a problem.#problems are only problems if you call them a problem. it's not a problem.#thank you for seeing the vision on rhino geg.#since kjh refuses to release him that just means that we can continue to acknowledge this as true and canon and there's nothing he can do #[ignore that he has a cameo in a card in game no he doesn't]#to me rosespanner is like. very much the type of guy that when you're crushing on him you try to talk to him #and then you get him to start talking about stuff he's interested in #and then before long you end up agreeing to watch something you don't care for in the slightest #solely for the purpose of having something in common to talk with him about #meanwhile he doesn't pick up on you trying to flirt with him like at all #anyway i could go on about how badly i need hex nail gregor for both bear reasons and thematic Actual reasons #but i'm pretty sure i'm about to hit the tag limit. so i'll just say thank you again for the cannibal i will treasure him forever and alway #it took me like thirty minutes to type this all out after i sat down to actually do it because i kept getting embarrassed lmao #offerings to beargregor #< gift art tag #that's it. thank you for my life once again. keep fighting the good fight soldier. we'll get this to be common fanon one day. trust.

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axlsscarlore · 19 hours ago

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Stupid headcanon I have for some reason

#megaman x #art #digital art #digital illustration #megaman #x mega man #fanart #zero megaman #mmx #headcanon #hc #face card #i cant what the fuck is the anomaly called my imagination #listen X has been blinded by Zeros beauty more than once im sure of it #actually this feels weirdly ooc fuck

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anyoldfandom · 8 months ago

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Sometimes I remember that line in S3 meant to show how BK keeps up appearances of running Providence more humanely than WK where Rex says WK was so cheap that he didn't even buy individual stalls for the bathroom and then I remember that Rex got his own basketball court and locker room and Providence was constantly canonically paying for repairs for damages caused by Rex fighting EVOs and fighting EVOs rather than just immediately collaring them and paying for food and cages and such for incurables and EVOs waiting for Rex to cure them and paying to keep Paradise/Purgatory base afloat and then I think maybe. Maybe there is another reason WK was cheap.

#generator rex #genrex #For the record too I still 100% after VK kidnapped Rex the first time Providence was like Fuck. We can't have VK getting in his head.#WK was like fuck how do I bribe him. What do kids like. 401Ks? No.#Calling in Noah for a meeting sitting ominously at his desk leering down at the kid. It's silent for 15 straight seconds.#Then just. '..........What did Rex say he was interested in again.'#He wouldn't ask Six bc fighting over Rex caused their divorce so he asks Noah.#And then he gets basketball. And video games. And music. Okay.#Gives Rex a flatscreen and a million CDs and movies and his own fucking basketball court #WK has no idea how to actually deal woth children but everyone likes expensive gifts so throw that at him #Still doesn't give him a credit card though bc why would he need it. He's supposed to stay on base.#Credit cards encourage leaving base and spending money.

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1nt3rnalpu7ref4ct10n · 1 month ago

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its 4am and im gettin viscerally upset over a kids show just because the One Character i was looking forward to finally coming back actually didnt

#spoilers for the xmen animated series btw #THE EPSIODE MORPH COMES BACK #AT THE END ONCE I THINK THEY'RE COMIN BACK FOR GOOD THEY DO A UNO REVERSE CARD AND SAID NO #I FINALLY GOT TO SEE SOME MORE LOGAN X MORPH MAN WHAT THE FUCK #MY FAVORITE LIL SHAPESHIFTING IMP WAS GONE FOR A SEASON N A HALF #MIGHT AS WELLVE BEEN 3 SEASON CAUAE THEY WERE GONE FOR LIKE ALL BUT ONE EPISODE OF THE FIRST SEASON #THEY HAD A FEW LIL SPOTLIGHT EPSIODES IN THE SECOND SEASON #ONE 2 SECOND CLIP IN THE 3RD #AND ONCE THEYRE BACK THEY'RE GONE AGAIN #At least they didnt die BY THE SAMW THINF TJAY KILLED EM IN THE FIRST EPSIODE BTW #ALSO BULLSHIT YO BRING THE SENTINELS BACK RIHJT AS THE O N E CHARACTER THAY GOT KILLED BY A SENTINEL COMES BACK #STILL TRAUMATIZED MIND YOU #Whatever xas writers I guess way to make me emotional and want to cry and vomit over a kids show #will screenshot some of the episode n post it tomorrow #also includes a logan bein called 'big guy' moment in a soft tone #like an owner tryin to calm down a growly alert dog #oh also a pretty boy™️ scott moment #x men the animated series #x men #kevin sydney #logan howlett #xmen wolverine #morph x men #.txt

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opticsel · 7 months ago

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crazy to think that people my age want to have sex… and that many of them have had sex before… and that they are actively seeking out people to have sex with….. and that they talk about sex with their other sex-having friends……. couldn’t be me but y’all have fun tho! stay safe out there and stuff

#idk i just don’t think about having sex with specific people. mostly i think about it as a concept i guess #i think it could be a very positive experience with the right person/people #and if someone trusted me enough to share that level of vulnerability with them i would be beyond honored #but y’all just met 8 hours ago!#how do you already trust each other that much!!#and that’s not slutshaming or whatever i just really do not understand #like i still don’t know exactly what i am but it’s definitely some flavor of #asexual #same goes for drinking/drugs tbh #like you wanna go ingest mind altering substances in a loud environment with flashing lights and strangers?#have fun or whatever ill be Literally Anywhere Else. call if you need a dd #this thought prompted by me finding a ‘fuck marry kill: actors edition’ card game on the shelf downstairs #and asking my mom why it was there #and her replying ‘well i got it cause it looked fun and i figured you could take it to (friend)’s birthday party’#and i was like why would i want to do that?? and then i remembered #ace chats

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 2 years ago

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I think people who write de-aging kid fics about DC characters are great because it's all like "oh my god! Through totally random and unpreventable circumstances X character has been hit with magic/sci-fi bs and is now an adorable lil guy who needs the love and support of family and friends!" And that's 100% my kryptonite. I love it.

I do think people are sleeping on speedster controlled aging though.

I would kill for a fic where Kon gets deaged to five and Bart just shrugs and deages to five as well because it looks like fun. Then the two of em get into shenanigans and enjoy the childhood they never had.

Or if Hal gets turned into a child and Barry joins him so that Hal has company. And the two of em get to interact as kids and just have fun for once in their lives.

Or if Dick gets hit with a magic spell and shrinks back down to nine and Wally's like "Oh god, we were terrible as kids! I don't want to get stuck babysitting him..... 💡! I CAN'T GET STUCK BABYSITTING IF I'M ALSO A CHILD!!" And then it's just gremlin Dick and Wally running around together being the absolute worst.

I just think their selective aging thing is nifty and the fact that they can manually switch their ages is a fantastic plot device that rarely gets used.

#guys its literally so fucking funny to me #like imagine Cassie and Tim being exhausted from dealing with toddler Kon and Bart #and struggling to keep them alive all day #and then Max calls and Bart's just... suddenly a teenager again... and picking up the phone.#Tim: YOU WEREN'T ACTUALLY A TODDLER?!?#Bart: Eh. I don't have an age so who knows at this point #or god. the plain nostalgia of lil baby Robin and KF hanging out together and making everyone else's lives hell #Dick: So whats up with you? whyre you a kid too?#Wally: what can i say Dicholas? you're a trend setter #and bby Hal and Barry would be so wholesome 🥺 just lil guys. playing with trading cards or something. going to the park. getting ice cream #dc #dc comics #the flash #kid flash #impulse #wally west #bart allen #barry allen #speedsters

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klaytheguildless · 2 months ago

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Mewtwo & Mew GX TCG

Card GB1 version:

Card: Mewtwo & Mew-GX (Sun & Moon Promos 191)

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nugatorysheep · 2 months ago

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So you think people voicing their disgust at your degenerate coomer pedo shipping bullshit is censorship? Surely that means you support freedom of speech then? How about this: you're a nigger and a faggot.

Real cute! You should say this again off anon :)

Anyway Steven and his Gem are getting married this weekend and I'm the best man at the wedding <3

#bestie I'm a black queer you think this is the first time I've been called a slur? bye lmao #Anyway when people ask why i dont like antis this is my answer #loser behavior fr fr #Also. for fucks sake. freedom of speech is not freedom of consequences #that law is 1) american 2) for federal purposes and 3) not a get out of jail free card #private companies can restrict their platforms and often do #that law exists to tell you that its okay to protest freely or express your dislike of political figures #it is not for private companies; thats what a TOS is for #and guess what! shipping isn't against any social media site's TOS!#anyway get educated and begone LOL #text.txt #nugget rambles #ask #anon #hall of shame #this chor again bet. smh

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bibleofficial · 3 months ago

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god bless sleeping 12hrs nightly