#fuck tsa tho

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Don't need to reply to this ask, but heres a great one for the World of Miku posts if you haven't already seen it.

THOSE TSA AGENTS ARE FINISHED!!! THEY'LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY

[koffing-time]

Oh dear reshiram stop me. ASSHOLES LIKE THAT ONE ARE WHY I HAVE TO SUFFER EVERYTIME I WANNA GO ANYWHERE OUTSIDE UNOVA! be a responsible poison type owner and use a FUCKING POKEBALL it's not that hard! (And use a security clamp because nobody wants to fucking smell a garbodor in an enclosed space like an airplane, even if they're not immediately deadly to the touch and all)

Like, my friend, you wouldn't have had a chance to have them out during the flight anyways. Why risk ANYTHING by not putting him in a ball beforehand. ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE PRONE TO OUTBURSTS!

so glad unova has a team skull branch now, dude. last time i tried to make the trip to alola my garbodor had a nervous breakdown in the airport and poisoned a few tsa agents (i am no longer allowed to travel by plane)

LMAOOO like sorry youre not allowed on planes anymore but fucken garbodor w

[apollos-boyfriend]

it’s a non-christmas christmas miracle. my tits didn’t set off the tsa scanner war is fucking over

[loving-n0t-heyting]

this guy has about the singer/songwriter talent level youd expect of "reason.com's inhouse wannabe weird al" but the subject matter on this one is resonant enough to make me overlook

[sh1zukarul3z]

the hatred for the tsa leaving my body as soon as they call me maam

[wirt-and-wirt-by-products]

Killing myself in front of a flight attendant to permanently change the course of their life forever

[butters-multiverse]

Reblogging for the full movie

its olive !! the other reindeer !!

[altarboysalteredboys]

waiting in airports is hellish actually

[festeringmaggot]

my mom was making me anxious about what time we were leaving to go to the airport but we left an hour and a half ahead of schedule which has calmed me significantly

[ultraviollettt]

getting very anxious because i have to travel tomorrow but im being so brave

[noblehouseofgay]

Marauders characters going through TSA at the airport and every single one of them gets flagged

Regulus had knives on him (they didn't find them all and he got to keep some bc they were hidden so well)

Sirius had a fuck ton of jewelry and chains he didn't take off

James got unlucky and just got a random search, he was terrified the entire time bc he felt guilty even tho he had nothing to hide

Peter left shit in his pockets ("oops sorry my phone" *beep* "oops sorry forgot my keys too" *beep* "sorry-")

Remus had medical equipment that went off and he "looks too young to need it" so they didn't believe him

Barty has so many piercings that he's a metal detectors worst nightmare (he flirted with the poor tsa agent who patted him down)

Pandora got checked for chemicals bc the stuff she experiments with smells and the b0mb dog caught it

Lily overpacked her bag and it didn't fit through the machine at all so she was asked to separate it into multiple bins (she packs the shit everyone else definitely forgot)

Evan had medical tools that he uses to dissect things except he's not a doctor so it's very concerning to tsa

Marlene had an energy drink with her and got told to dump it or drink it so she downed the entire thing at 6 in the fucking morning (barty, Evan, james, and sirius were chanting "chug" while she did it)

Dorcas got checked because they thought her weighted pillow had drugs in it

Mary keeps stuff in the strap of her bra and in the rim of her socks and she got flagged for both

[thenickgirl]

fav moment from the vid tho?

i loved the whole thing but nick saying "I pulled a 20 out of my bag and I was like if this takes another goddamn minute I'm gonna buy this lady some cigarettes and smoke em with her" fucking killed me 😭

the tsa stories!

nick and matt’s story was so fucking funny bro i was crying laughing while nick was crashing out

[nunyverse-scribe]

Fun Meet-Cute Prompts!

Except some of these are more chaotic than cute.

Person A is at the park sitting by the fountain while reading a book. Nearby in the big field, Person B is playing some sort of sports game with friends (maybe football or baseball or something idk, something that demands you run while barley paying attention to where you’re going) and in the process of running and trying to catch the ball, not paying attention to where they’re running, they accidentally crash into Person A and knock both into the water fountain. Assuming the book fell with them, A is probably upset over their book getting damaged. B is profusely trying to apologize and ask what they can do to make it up.

Person A and Person B are classmates and also two big mythology nerds (or maybe some other type of nerdism I’m just using mythology as a placeholder). Their next lesson in class is centered around mythology and when Person A says that a certain myth went down this certain way, Person B chimes in and argues that’s a little inaccurate. Cue an argument in front of the whole class that lasts longer than it should (and if the teacher is a little shit, next time it’s time to change assigned seating they seat both A & B next to each other as an ✨experiment✨)

Polyship where Person A is having trouble with the TSA at the airport. Read: starting a fight with the TSA agent of some sort. Person B is another person at the airport tryna get on a flight but notices Person A being given lots of trouble and goes to defend them while also playing up their natural born charisma to get A out of it, which A is in awe by. Meanwhile Person C is another worker at the airport who ALSO notices the TSA agent giving Person A a harder time and, being better with getting through to customers, tries to go to defend-escalate. And suddenly wow, Person A’s fighting spirit is kinda attractive and my lord, Person B sure does have a way with words.

Person A and B meet at a spice eating competition. A has the spice tolerance of a god meanwhile B is likely to shit their pants at the mildest of spices. Immediately B is smitten with A, and tries playing up how much they can handle as a form of impressing them. Unfortunately Person B becomes a fucking MESS almost immediately starting and honestly Person A finds that loserism more amusing and endearing than any impressive feat B could have accomplished.

Polyship Person A, B, C, & D meet on a cooking competition together. Their first impressions of each other is how well they work in the kitchen together under crunched time. Four people. In a kitchen together. Under crunched time. Imagine how fun that would be.

Person A accidentally hits Person B with their car. And maybe they woulda been more pissed about it but lowkey Person A is kinda cute wow it’s kinda great that this person will be sitting next to B in the ER room the whole time.

However many characters in your ship there are (tho I say the more the merrier) fighting over the last box of Little Bites in the store. Imagine at the end of it they all decide to just split the purchase of it and eat them all outside in the parking lot and get to know each other.

There’s a three-person ride and Persons A, B, and C all came to the amusement part in a squad of four so they all have to be separated from their respective friend groups and be put together for the ride. Which they obviously don’t mind. But mayhaps spice it up and the ride breaks down midway through. Spice it up some more and Person A has a massive fear of heights. Maybe Person G starts listing the different amusement parks related deaths they’ve heard about. Which obviously doesn’t help Person A. And then Person C is the one actually attempting to consolidate Person A.

Person A is a parent with a very small child. One day when out in public, said child zooms off into the crowd, freaking A the FUCK out. Person B notices A in distress and offers to help A look for their child. (You can easily make this polyamorous by making A also have a spouse that A probably also calls to come over and help 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️)

[halevren]

FHJY Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch episode 11

three hours. three hours along. this might take me a bit to get through 😭😭 I might not note every little thought because that's. A lot. But definitely a good portion of the normal random stuff

THE CONTENT WARNINGS ARE CONCERNING ME.... BODY HORROR??? GORE??? THIS ISN'T A HORROR SEASON. I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A FUN HAHA SEASON???? WHAT??????????

HELLO ONE AND ALL

Ally Brennan Beardsley Mulligan

"What if just shows up for the interview" well I guess that means riz and fig have to create a

PETE WENTZ IS WANDA'S (RECENT) EX BOYFRIEND

"Cause if I say it to Brennan, I'll just be wrong"

CANCELLED 😭

im showing my emo autistic friend this session because they know literally everything about emo bands and apparently Pete Wentz has drank piss multiple times before. Hm.

"Let him sweat"

Mommy/baby time??????

"You are my little baby"

Sklonda embarrassing Riz to Fig is so real and accurate

spys tongue

spy's tongue or spies tongue

Very Humanoid Animals 😭😭😭😭😭😭

AN ORANGUTAN

NAT ONE BECOMES 23 🔥🔥🔥🔥

19 steal orangutan tho

VOMITING

NAT 20 MURPH

BROKEN CRYSTAL??

BLOOD SPLATTER?

oh goodness

Something happened here

CONFUSED?

STABS HER HAND?

Copperkell

Riz asking his mom to see dead bodies

omg did Kalina say Ragh Barkrock because she wanted them to investigate everything that she did back then in reference to him specifically (like the killing clone Lydia / destroying the house, etc.)

Emergency meeting. Even you Fabian.

CARBONIZED BLOOD?

rage kills

CRRRRRRIT it's a 7

IDENTIFY SPELL!!!!!!!

oh no. Brennan why you asking the state of emotions

"Fuck"

TWO IN ONE ONE IN TWO

Identify spell is overwhelmed

ATTACKS ADAINE????

NAT 20 PERCEPTION CHECK

The rot of dead gods??

INTERIOR OF A BODY?

gross gross gross gross

"gorgug..... very good....."

"You have to tip me this time" "nah"

building a God??? oh my...

The daymare queen

Bobby Dawn.

Asking what would make Kristen angry is such a loaded question. So much stuff

"My president!"

gorgug just grabs the angry shard

"I did not tell you I shit." "No, the whole school knows about it"

ADAINE HAS A SCOOTER?

AELWYN ASKED THE SHELTER FOR ALL THE UNWANTED CATS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

AND SHE'S ALLERGIC TO CATS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"I have so much love to give exclusively to cats"

Camaraderie in toxicity

SHE HAS NO FRIENDS 😭😭

omg aelwyn and fabian boned

"Fuck you. Bitch"

Malarkey

"Tell Kristen to not come back."

zac's little shrugs hehehehe

"I drive down to bastion city and do crimes."

"I shall steal everyone's bones"

THE CATS CAN SMELL THE WARD AND THEY WON'T TAKE THE MEDICINE

aelwyn my beloved I love her so much

FIG DISGUISED AS KIPPERLILLY COPPERKETTLE

Ruben is just constantly being terrorized by fig in the dreamscape

devil's nectar Gertie infodump

KRISTEN AND GERTIE KISSED

"Okay, well let's go out sometime. I'm painfully single, uh, and none of my friends wanna see me naked anymore." Kristen Applebees you are so fascinating

LOCAL FOOD TRUCKS? THE FUCKING FOOD TRUCK FEST

KRISTEN MAKING OUT WITH GERTIE TO DISTRACT HER FROM FABIAN

"Kristen, you know that's my nemesis right?"

KRISTEN GOT HER KISSES IN 🎉🎉🎉

RIZ IS ON THE SCHOOL STAFF?????

LET FIG BECOME THE CLERIC TEACHER

LET WANDA CHILDA BECOME THE CLERIC TEACHER

A CV OF WANDA CHILDA

A WICKER PAPER??????

"I pooped right now."

Adaine over break research paper of curses

RUBEN IS HENRY'S NEPHEW

NAT 20 GORGUG PERCEPTION

He leaves the motherboard.... I worry that it might be stolen by someone else

"Seems suspect." "What do you mean suspect?" "Seems Suspect" their sibling dynamic is so real

THEY BROUGHT ZAYN!!!!

how did they get Zayn through TSA

TELEMAINE HAS A LITTLE THING THAT SAYS GORGUG'S NAME 😭😭😭😭😭

YAK BAK

GRAPE NIP

Hillariel is so pretty

GILEAR IS SO STRESSED

GILEAR SAID FUCK

Gilear is the only person who has made the fig curse the main priority

"I want the yogurt back on my shirt"

ALL THE MONEY GILEAR IN THIS SITUATION MAKES GOES STRAIGHT TO ADAINE

"HE GRABS ME?"

RIZBERT

"TELEMAINE STOP BULLYING ME"

(High pitch voice) "how did she bring winter?"

I heavily fw gertie x tracker

THEIR PLAN B IS SHRIMP JUMP

CRAW FATHERS

GORGUG CLEARLY PISSED OFF

oh fig.... I feel so connected to you

"Who's Wanda Childa....?" "She's my alter emo"

Sandra is so true. I often ask my friends how they percieve me so I can understand myself better.

"What if I punished this man to eternal rock"

"I don't want to see that." Sandra grabs fig's cigarette and takes a hit instead.

SPY'S TONGUE LORE

Kalina with the Spy's Tongue........

I love this lore and conspiracy theories talk

they're annoying but have great record keeping

GORGUG PUT HIS HEADPHONES ON THE SECOND THEY ENTERED THE CHURCH

NAT 20 INSIGHT

Narnia burning man

Fig and Fabian are living it UP

tracker............. i can't say I like her very much after that phone call. So I'm not the most thrilled to see her.

GORGUG PUSHING EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY TO THE HOT CHOCOLATE

WORLD STAR

Half the party is living it up having hot coco while the other half is experiencing / witnessing a very emotional moment

RUNES RELATING TO GIANT DEITIES

GIFT EXCHANGE

PIPES OF THE SEWERS

CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA

THE RATETTES

EAR WORM?

"PUT ME IN YOUR BRAIN"

A PULL UP BAR!!!! IMMOVABLE BAR

BRACERS OF DEFENSE

"Oh shit they're so practical. I have to wear bracers. What can I do? They're so tactic?"

RIDDLER RIZ?

FIRE GIANT JUICE

"Is this legal?" "It's Not."

WOODEN ORANGUTAN MASK

SO MUCH HOLE

HE SENDS A TEXT TO MAZEY THEN PUTS HIS PHONE ON AIRPLANE MODE

KRISTEN NOOOOO

THE BAR

assisted pull ups 🔥🔥🔥

Naradriel is actually so sweet

Hillsong / wolfsong close enough

NAT 20 INVESTIGATION CHECK FOR MURPH

SCORTCH MARK?

LIST OF NAMES??

WEDDING CONTRACT

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

RUVINA MAID OF HONOR

THE MASK

"PUT THE HOLES AWAY AND MAKE THEM"

WHAT'S THE NAME. WHAT'S THE NAME. WHAT'S THE NAME. WHAT IS IT. WHAT IS THE NAME BRENNAN

OH GOD

ANKARNA

GLOWS RED? OH MY GOD FIENDISH ENERGY

ADAINE BROUGHT BACK ARKARNA AND LYDIA'S CHEST CRYSTAL

OH MY GOD IF LYDIA DIES I'M GONNA PUNCH MY WALL /HJ

negative one initiative........

SAVING ROLLS FOR FIG? WHY

PRIDE ARMOR

THE MOON BEGINS TO WHAT?

TEARS HER FLESH? OH GOD

BRIDE ARMOR

CASSANDRA IS PROTECTING THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

SEVERAL DIVINE INTERVENTIONS ARE HAPPENING SIMULTANEOUSLY IN CONFLICT??????????

FIG INTO THE BRIEF CASE JUST LIKE GILEAR WAS

SIX LEVEL COUNTERSPELL

COUNTER SPELL CRIT!!!!!!!!!

FIG WAS ALMOST KILLED?????????????

RIZ JUMPS AFTER FIG

BARONNNN FROM THE BARONIES

ROËMAENCE PARTNÆR

FABIAN DIDN'T JUMP INTO THE BRIEF CASE. GORGUG, FIG AND RIZ HAVE SO FAR

okay thank god fabian did jump in

DIVINE INTERVENTION ROLL

DEATH WARD ON AELWYN 🔥🔥

BARON IS WARNING KRISTEN?

DID WE JUST WATCH GILEAR FIG DIE?

NAT 20 DEX THROW FOR KRISTEN

what dimension are they in. What is riz's briefcase

ENDING OFF ON A ROLL FOR INITIATIVE??

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL WHAT

[futurequibblerjournalist]

Idk if you'll appreciate these but:

Igor and Snape remind me of the guitar solo in Out of The Fire by Type O Negative or Change by Deftones

Igor and Charity make me think of basically any Sir Mixalot song but definitely the nasty dog one. I could totally see some Hozier like Too Sweet and maybe even some Britney Spears

Edmund makes think of Hit Em Up Style

Igor is.... a mess of his own aka My D!ck by Little Big

Rosekiller is like every MSI song ever

You get it, man

Alright so I had to go listen to some of these to give a proper expert opinion here but here's my verdict!!

I definitely agree with the guitar solo for crownest, the fact that there's no vocals seems very fitting for them tbh. I can see the vibes with Change by Deftones too, but I'm definitely leaning more towards Out of The Fire (I'm hoping I listened to the right one) Funny enough I don't think this is music Igor would listen to (I'm not too sure about Severus's taste in music) but Igor listens to those like,, lowkey misogynistic "get drunk, fuck a lot, titties, ass, any Macarena!" songs you know? Like Faggot by Mindless Self Indulgence and She's So Nice by Pink Guy or something like that vjnfjbgn

You're so right about Nasty Dog, I've not listened to a lot of other Sir Mix-A-Lot songs but I've had Nasty Dog stuck in my head for days now and it's so them jvfnjbgnjb. I was honestly sceptical with Too Sweet cause I was like surely that can't be their vibe but I pulled up the lyrics and OH MY GOD ITS SO THEM LIKE???? Toxic and Criminal by Britney Spears too tho, like it's a little basic but honestly that fits a bit with Charity's vibe vjnfbjg (sort of related but I do actually believe that Igor would get Charity's name tattooed on him in like fancy cursive or some shit, have a bit of soft Igor for once jvnfjbg)

Like,, these lines in particular are so sea bunny coded "He is a villain by the devil's law He is a killer just for fun, fun, fun, fun That man's a snitch and unpredictable He's got no conscience, he got none, none, none, none"

"You keep telling me to live right To go to bed before the daylight But then you wake up for the sunrise You know you don't gotta pretend, baby, now and then"

"But who wants to live forever, babe? You treat your mouth as if it's Heaven's gate The rest of you like you're the TSA I wish I could go along, babe, don't get me wrong"

For Edmund I'm assuming you mean Hit 'Em Up Style by Blu Cantrell? Or am I just exposing my own music taste here lmaooo. I'm so curious as to what makes you think of him with this if it is the right one. He would be so offended that one would connect him to such a thing but also the whole "I'm mad so I'm gonna go spend someone's money" is,, very Edmund I fear vjfnjbngb. He is however also a "cheater" himself (as in he's engaged to someone and they don't at all care for each other but he does technically marry her and after lots of trial and error they have two kids but he still bats his lashes at Severus/sleeps with him later on) and does not really care if his fiancé/wife does anything similar. He's a pretentious prick who doesn't listen to anything but like,, violin and piano music or some shit like that

I'm once again assuming on the song that you mean Big Dick by Little Big because yes that is stupidly Igor in every way

Molly by MSI, obviously Faggot and What Do They Know? are so rosekiller coded tbh,, I feel like it's definitely more Barty's music taste than Evan's tho?? Or like,, Barty has no problem admitting that it's his taste in music where as Evan is like "I'll listen to it if you put it on but I will complain if there's other people" meanwhile he's made half the playlist and made Barty put it on lmao

Also you cannot convince me that Barty wouldn't listen to (and know all the words to) Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) by The Offspring. He has sung it to Evan during like,, karaoke while hella drunk. He also unironically listens to It's All About Me by Chelsea Staub from the 2007 live-action Bratz movie (that he also watched and thought was a banger).

Speaking of It's All About Me I think it's very funny that this is one of the like,, key Edmund songs. He'd HATE IT especially because Barty likes it but he's just,, he's such a selfish it-girl mean girl that it fits. Homeboy probably relates to Regina George and thinks she's being treated unfairly throughout the entire movie (not that he'd ever watch it willingly). If anyone goes to look up the song PLEASE WATCH THE VIDEO if you don't already know it I beg of you, you need the full experience

This got so long but it was so fun to listen to all of these and add more songs jnfjbngjbg

[akashicpoint]

I know a lot of people like Sylvia (for many reasons, I find her to be a very complex character) but I still can’t get over the fact that in NMH 3 it’s mentioned that her daughter Jeanne appears in vlogs/streams with her. I find having your kids in videos like that to be kind of exploitative and knowing that Sylvia does that canonically rubs me the wrong way. Not surprising (and very in character) but I also think it’s another aspect that doesn’t get talked about.

I know, the video game series that is about the cycle of violence/exploitation has exploitative themes—who would have thought ((lmao)). Anyway sorry for these fucking novels in your inbox I’m off my meds and have lots of thoughts on NMH

Oh yea, I don't think Travis or Sylvia were fit to be parents, more so on Sylvia's end than Travis though LMAO. Jeane is a whole ass vtuber when you talk to her in tsa 😭. Of course, they probably did the whole thing as a joke, but yeah it definitely shows that they are not getting the world's best parent mug anytime soon. I also think Sylvia is just exploitive by nature, she'll always find a way to gain something from any situation she's in. It's probably just how she was raised (or at least what I assume). That's also probably why Jeane and Hunter follow the family line of being assassins. It's like a family vlogger but UAA style. It's also probably just in their nature but there are several ways to look at it LOL.

Still love Sylvia tho. (Personally, the kid's thing felt like one of those weird moments where they make the girl have some kids at the end because what else would they be doing sorta deal. Or she did it on purpose to start her family vlog.)