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a niche but useful t-shirt design I'm working on with some pals
plus shitty wee mockup for design reference
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yeah simon is the one to scare people away when they get too close you, using his size and movement to intimidate, simultaneously shielding you behind him
yeah soap is the one barking loud, creating a spectacle and calling people out, and warning them away
yeah kyle is the one humiliating people, mocking offenders until either their own actions dawn on them or they finally recognize the venom in his eyes
but price is the one that launches into swinging. there is no warning, no hesitation. taking a step, even a single word against you, warrants immediate action in his mind. it's no laughing fucking matter. you are a top fucking prize, his prize, the best the world has to offer. john is rabid in his protection, bearing tooth and boot and claw and fist. there’s no point in talking to him or trying to negotiate, an offense is an offense and he won’t meet it halfway. someone looks at you the wrong way? they won't be able to see out of swollen eyes after headbutts them, crushing their nose. someone whispers something nasty about you? good luck even eating with that jaw wired shut. god forbid someone touches you, the other three boys can barely hold him back. john will break countless bones in every way he knows and beat his knuckles bloody if your smile starts to drop.
#tf 141#is this explicitly poly? no. but it still is. sorry thems the rules#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#johnny soap mactavish#captain john price#cod x reader#simon riley x reader#kyle garrick x reader#johnny mctavish x reader#john price x reader#don't look at this too closely or you'll see my issues#they're always out on display tho who am i kidding lmao#john price who has had enough of keeping everyone under control. including himself#john price who literally cannot stop himself when someone he loves is involved or in a vulnerable position#john price who doesn't want to fucking hold back
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landing two baddies FINISHED EDITION YIPPEEE >:3
#murder drones#murder drones art#md uzi#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#murder drones n#md n#serial designation n#murder drones v#md v#serial designation v#nuziv#envuzi#violentbitingbiscuits#they're poly as fuck your honor#look at these gay little robo blorbos of mine!!! LOOK!!
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My revamped human-but-not-really-human Bill design!! He's about palm-sized. You can hold him in your hands like a little bird.
#my art#bill cipher design#bill cipher#human bill cipher#human bill design#gravity falls bill#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#I purposefully gave ABSURDLY long arms- he looks stupid as FUCK (derogatory <3)#this is drawn solely using the poli-line tool in ibis paint#going back to my early finger drawing day roots AURGHHH
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peter parker: hi i’m peter and this is my boyfriend wade, wade’s boyfriend logan, logan’s boyfriend scott, and scott & logan’s girlfriend jean
#fuck you *polys your ships*#spideypool#poolverine#spideypoolverine ?#scogan#scott summers x jean grey#logan x jean#poly ship#peter parker#wade wilson#logan howlett#scott summers#jean grey#spider-man#deadpool#wolverine#cyclops#jean grey phoenix#ideal relationship. to me#this is obviously abt current comics spideypool btw#peter is not a fucking minor he is in his thirties#or at LEAST his late twenties#xmen#marvel comics
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has anyone seen those tiktoks where it goes “if i die don’t look for me i’ll come to you?” and it’s like a cat or a puppy….
yall know where this is going …..
:)
what if you spoke about that with your boys. just randomly one afternoon when all five of you are chilling in the living room watching a movie and you’re just like, “if i die i’ll come back as a cat” and they all just whip their heads towards you and you’re like “what?”
the only one who bites the bullet is simon, who snorts and asks, “wha’ type o’ cat would you be, love?” and price is lowkey highkey glaring at him because why the fuck is he encouraging this?
you just shrug, “i think maybe a black cat. i’ve always had a soft spot for them.” and that was the end of the conversation because the movie got to the good part and you shushed everyone.
what if you died on a mission. ambushed and shot dead in front of your squad. just like that, you’re gone.
what if one day a couple of months later when your boys are visiting your grave they’re all sat on the grass when all of a sudden a black kitty comes meowing up to kyle and immediately jumps in his lap and begins to purr and knead at his jeans.
what if all of them just freeze because they remembered that conversation you all had years ago about you coming back as a cat. a black cat.
what if kyle picks the kitten up, staring at it with tears in his eyes and just holds the tiny feline up to his face and whispers, “you really came back.”
what if they take the kitty home, bathe her and cuddle her until she falls asleep.
what if they all cry themselves to sleep that night because they just miss you so much but you really kept your word because even in the afterlife you’re right there in the form of a rambunctious kitten that loves to sun gaze just like you did. that loves to sit on their laps just like you did. that loves to nap at all hours of the day just like you did. that loves to sometimes spend time alone just like you did. that loves to leave wet kisses on their cheeks just like you did. that is just as clumsy just like you were.
what if one day they all come home to their fur baby staring at a framed picture they have of you. smiling and trying to cover your face from the camera. they remember you weren’t fast enough, and that flick of you is now one of their most precious memories.
what if the little void looks back at the boys and chirps a soft greeting. happy to see them back and running over to them and rubbing themselves against their feet, welcoming them back home.
WHAT IFFFFFFFFF
#what if when soap dies he comes back as a husky#who just loves to fucking yell#what if the kitty just adores the husky#always cuddling and never far apart#anyways#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#john price x reader#john soap mactavish x reader#john mactavish x reader#kyle gaz garrick x reader#kyle garrick x reader#poly!141 x reader#141 x reader#poly 141 x reader#cod x reader#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#cod mw2#cod mw3#call of duty
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holding back (part 1)
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#ghost wears just his balaclava working out since its less clunky#also please interpret the subtext PLEASE#(they have fucked <3)#poly 141#monster 141 au#simon ghost riley#captain john price#giragi art
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Polyamory is not inherently bad or toxic, it just has higher demands on time and energy to manage multiple relationships, which means people who would arguably struggle to manage an entirely mono relationship are going to struggle even more in a poly one, and due to the interlocking relationships and elevated public scrutiny, that’s going to be viewed as much messier than it would otherwise.
#my stuff#i usually let more eloquent reblogs articulate my thoughts but whagthever#i know and care abt several poly ppl. it’s not remarkable#one of the main reasons it gets so much flak is it’s just easier to be bad at it faster than being mono#like there’s constraints of time and money in energy in all relationships#and if you’re bad at managing that it’s gonna be way more obvious if you try to be poly bc you’ll fail way more dramatically#but in the exact same ways as if you were mono#it’s not special or enlightened or toxic or anything it just fucking IS
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Okay, So I'm the only girl on my team at work. And I'm telling y’all, regardless of age or relationship status, guys absolutely get excited when you give them stuff. Even if they act like they don't. All I can do is imagine how this would work with the 141.
Like imagine you make Gaz a bracelet. It's nothing too crazy, just a single strand of green pony beads. It didn't even take a lot to make it. Just some small, homemade thing that you give to him while you've got some down time between tasks.
He absolutely lights up, smiling wide, eyes bright. He thanks you with a side hug and a kiss to your temple. It's more than what you were expecting, but you're not gonna complain.
You don't think much of it, and move on with your business, nearly forgetting about the bracelet… until Soap interrupts you at the gym, demanding to know why Gaz got one and not him.
You didn't think he wanted one, and you certainly didn't think he'd be so distraught over something so silly. So, you promise him a bracelet, and you deliver it to him the next day. A single strand blue bracelet.
Johnny's ecstatic, grinning like a kid on Christmas. He gives you a bear hug, and a messy kiss to your cheek, practically singing your praise as he leaves.
Price is next. But thankfully you don't give him a chance to ask. You had noticed the way his gaze lingers on the bracelets that Gaz and Soap have, the small frown he's got after talking to them.
You make him a yellow one, and drop it off on his desk with some paperwork. No need for all the fanfare or even the chance he might reject it. He doesn't. He does bring you your favorite drink, his way of saying thanks. And the yellow bracelet is on his wrist the whole time.
Ghost is last, only because you didn't think he'd want one. But ever since Price got his, Ghost has been waiting with baited breath for one. He's not going to outright ask, will even scoff if Soap or Gaz brag about it. But he wants one!
It's late, when he drops by your barrack, quiet when you open the door. It takes him a moment to gather the courage. But eventually, he holds his hand out, asking where his bracelet is.
When you admit you hadn't made him one, he's a little hurt. You're teammates. Why wouldn't he want one? But you invite him into your barrack, letting him sit with you as you make the bracelet. It's just black, his color of course, but he leaves, smiling under the mask.
Oh, and when you show up for the next briefing with your own bracelet, a repeating pattern of green, blue, yellow and black, no one comments on it. But it's hard to ignore the way they all smile at you, a soft look in their eyes.
#poly!141#kyle gaz garrick x reader#john price x reader#johnny soap mctavish x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#this is 100% inspired by me making all my coworkers bracelets and the way they all lit up when i passed them out#gaz cod#soap cod#price cod#ghost cod#maybe a little ooc but i dont give a fuck#my writing
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#i’m never shutting the fuck up about them#rose tyler the woman you are#ninth doctor#rose tyler#captain jack harkness#jack harkness#ninerose#timepetals#ninejackrose#ninerosejack#captaintimepetals#the doctor x jack harkness#the doctor x rose#jack harkness x rose#doctor who#the doctor#easily the hardest part of shipping a poly ship is tagging all the fucking ship variations#new who#mine
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Transparent little PS2 DMC3 save file Ladys for you. Mwah. Use as u please
#I might do the dmc2 Dante and the dmc1 Trish too….#we have dmc3 special edition which has fucking. Arkham SO I DIDNT KNOW THE NORMAL SAVE ICON WAS LADY. SHES SO CUTE#she’s so cutes so charming so darlinggg.#now see her cutes.#From left to right top to bottom it’s 200x200px; 100x100px; 360x360px#SHES LITERALLY SOOO CUTE. can’t get over this#lady devil may cry#lady dmc#dmc3#dmc#devil may cry#devil may cry 3#dante sparda#Ps2#low poly#transparent#gif#DIDNT MAKE HER. Just cleaned up a gif
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going to look at houses with one of the boys because yall need a bigger one with more rooms now that ale and rudy have officially joined the polycule and the agent is really working the kids angle for "you and your... husband?" and ofc it's johnny who goes with you and he's feeding into it by only referring to them as "the boys" that by the time you've settled on a house and you get the agent to do one last viewing so they can all come see, her head fucking explodes first when she sees "the boys" and again after they all take their turns giving you and johnny your initial smooches, and the smile on johnny's face tells you this couldn't have played out as perfectly even in his dreams
#poly boys#it's honestly really cute that johnny considers it this secret little tool in his arsenal#because he never thought he'd be lucky enough to have a single partner to actually see him and love him. and to have this many???#man is fucking overjoyed#he's going to keep getting as much fun out of it as he can#and even tho yall grumble about his shenanigans you can't help but love how happy he is about it all#johnny's out here like “oh no this won't do this room will be too far for simon he'll want to be closer”#and the agent is like “oh is he your youngest? it's always so hard to get them to sleep in their own rooms at first”#johnny viciously nodding along as you picture simon in the mom i frew up pose
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OH OKAY
#new favorite quote#ratthi#murderbot diaries#system collapse spoilers#system collapse#murderbot#not only is he#pansexual#and#poly#he FUCKS
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how can somebody watch one piece and not think they're in a poly relationship
#they're all dating wdym#i love gay poly people#i have a whole fucking timeline about their relationship why am i like this#i'm mentally ill about them#one piece#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#usopp#sanuso#zosan#lusan#lusopp#zosopp#zolu
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in action (part 3)
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#soap wants ghost to call him a good boy so bad it makes him look stupid#gaz can absolutely tell that johnny's showing off and he's pretty amused#also please read into soap/gaz interaction. please#(they've fucked before and it's totally not a big deal)#poly monster141 au lets go#monster 141 au#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#giragi art#cod mw2
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a list of funniest things jason todd could do:
slowly steal the parts of the batmobile and reassemble it elsewhere, then pull up next to bruce in his own second secret batmobile
become a lawyer and get joker setenced to the death penalty - bonus is that he completes college and gets a degree which bruce never did and alfred is proud beyond the gravethat one of his grandkids actually completed college
change bruces name to "free trires" in his phone contacts
call time the wrong name everyday, but it starts of sounding like a genuine mistake (tom, jim ect) and slowly gets further and further away from the original (jimothy, jeremy, dave, the dogs name)
dye his hair red, claim he was an original red head and then gaslight the family into believing bruce made him dye his hair black to look more like dick and be a replacement
come out as gay and claim to be the only gay member of the batfamily and when tim tries to say something to dispute it he just hits him with "who are you again? the computer guy or smthing?"
could also come out as poly and roll up to family dinners with more than one partner and if someone says something about it, he just says "mad cuz i got TWO more partners than you huh. lonesome bitch."
feel free to add on
LMAAAAOO THIS IS GREAT
Let's go.
Made a carbon copy of Batman and spread in strategic places on the Batcave, Tim's boat, Clock Tower, Duke's nest and Dick's house. (He almost killed them)
(One of Dick's colleagues saw it and he had to lie he was this die hard Batfanboy, his ego never recovered until today.)
Stole Tim's mug and placed on Damian's room, stole Damian's mug and placed on Tim's boat then proceeded to visit the Manor until he hard the scream of the fight he planted between them;
When he saw Bernard for the first time he said "Whoa Timmy you move on fast, this one is Terry right?";
Did a Tramp Stamp tattoo;
Slut shames Dick every chance he gets (this one is actually cannon);
Shot Dick's phone;
Every Christmas shows up with a different Outlaws member and affirms that's his partner
Dated an arrow to piss of his dad, when Bruce got over it proceeded to date a lantern instead;
Never told no one other than Dick he's actually in a stable relationship with Artemis because he refuses to swap Bruce's horrified reaction to a normal one;
Gave Bernard the shovel talk;
When he bumped with Selina after the (failed) marriage and she teased him on how he didn't gave her shit for it he just answered "No, no I get it"
Purposely brings Harley to bat reunions under the bullshit "She's my therapist" when the bats bother him, knowing his therapy with Harley only count when they're at her office;
Told every one he's Harley's adopted kid (actually Harley was the one to say that once when she was drunk and he just went along with it);
Exchanged Bernard's number to Kon's in Tim's cell phone and vice-versa;
Left his Mustache grow and showed up as Matches Malone in one of Wayne's Gala;
Lied he was actually a Titan but they kicked him out because Dick's is an asshole;
Stoled Signal's Patrol Lunch;
Stole's Spoiler's lunch;
Brought alcohol to manage going through their family gathering when he was caught he blamed on Tim;
(He thought about blaming on Dick but he knew Dick would just go along with it)
Everytime Dick, Barbara and Bruce call him he answers with "He's dead";
Introduced Tim to the Outlaws with "That's Robin they found him on the thrash"
Showed up to Barbara's job dropped a "Hi mom" as a greeting then proceeded to laugh his ass off while Barbara tried o explain to her coworkers that that tank of a man wasn't her child;
Told Dick Talia adopted him;
Told Talia Dick adopted him;
Told Damian that if Batman dies he's going to adopt him out of spite;
#jason todd#q asks#I loved this one#the gay and the poly one was so fucking funny#fannon#painfully so
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