#fuck that mission

[thereadingaddic7]

Colony Ship For Sale, Cheap

Please send help. I used my Multiple Overlapping Distress Calls too early. Also fuck BoB.

[artsarasp]

I didn't have enough spoons to draw the full comic page, have some shitpost instead.

y'all should know that sqh's system is absolutely not touching whatever mess sqq's system has going on.

[Masterpost]

[n0bluev]

Satoru booped Suguru and isnt letting him boop back (insufferable evil brat : [infinity mode])

Bonus: Catoru

[jedi-starbird]

Qui-Gon: Remember padawan, what's rule number one?

Obi-Wan: Deny. Deny. Deny.

Qui-Gon: Ah no, the other one.

Obi-Wan: No matter what, commit to the bit.

Qui-Gon, handing Obi-Wan a fake mustache and a harpoon: Exactly! Now let's go.

[fauvester]

something something seeing things through different eyes

[jaguarys]

This came to me in a vision

[devil-acid]

lu doodles based on the new chapter

[slymanner]

hurt my heart why dontcha.

[fixfoxnox]

This is why I'm not the biggest fan of the Price is the dad of the 141 headcanons, because what people fail to understand is that the person on the leash is actually Price

[mohntilyet]

illario as the grandchild that is most like caterina is something i'm loving to chew on. the grandson that took her lessons to heart the most. kill anyone who sees your face and knows your name, "we are not revolutionaries", the first out of the two to prioritise the contract. power at any cost, and the only one to lean into the unnecessary abuse that their grandmother told them was tradition. why is anyone surprised he allied with the venatori? and then there's illario's considerable skill in infiltration and manipulating any mark, he has always had the charisma that lucanis lacked. illario isn't attached, he has/can/will use someone and immediately drop them; "that does free me from promises i don't intend to keep". he can lie about how much he cares so well that he fools a magister into believing he loves her. he kills zara without hesitation to cover his own tracks, meanwhile lucanis blindly promises a young girl in the middle of a siege that he will help her find her father. even the lessons about family stick with him, and in this entire messy power struggle, he never actually orders anyone to directly kill caterina or lucanis, not until he's backed into a corner.

and even after all that. despite even lucanis believing illario should be first talon, lucanis is still the better killer. illario is not strong enough to be the brutal assassin caterina needs him to be. so when lucanis seems to fill the role his mother left, grief and love for her dead heir apparent remains, and any of the other qualities caterina needs in her next talon doesn't matter. whatever his mother was, lucanis has to be. what illario does doesn't matter, because he will always be second best to caterina's memory of her favored daughter.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

WENT INTO A STARDEW FUGUE STATE LADS ITS FOUR THIRTY AM MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS FUCKED GOOD NIGHT

[cozylittleartblog]

redraw of a meme my brother sent me. hello ultrakill fandom

"the armor comes off-" yeah but that's not Nearly as funny

[team7-headquarter]

HE WAS SO MAD

[shush-you-insolent-fool]

Sunday on Sunday :)

Also yes they’re at a Denny’s… they give off “has-formal-meetings-at-Denny’s” vibe.

Design a mash up of @/szafiraka and @/S4FFI on Twitter

[theoutofworld-blog]

I know it’s a joke but this legit got the neurons firing and I need to feed the beast so here’s a quick and dirty guide for anyone wanting to get into Armored Core 1:

-The game will drop you into the hot seat for the tutorial, don’t worry about failing, it gives you plenty of breathing room to experiment with things. It’ll feel a little rough at first, but keep calm and you’ll do fine.

-The game will let you rebind your controls from the System menu if the default settings feel too jank, which can happen a lot since if memory serves some of the controls start inverted. Below is an alternate keybind layout that might be worth trying:

This scheme will set all your directional movement to your D-Pad, while the bumpers are used for turning left/right, left trigger looks down, right trigger looks up.You will get the look-up and -down buttons confused every single time, but don’t worry, you’ll get used to it.

-The Garage menu has an AC Test option where you can try out your machine’s current equipment without having to worry about money being spent on repairs or ammo. It is the exact same fight as the tutorial. The enemies in it are damage sponges, but that’s so they’ll last longer when testing your weapons out.

-Learning to use cover and how it interacts with your target lock and weapon mechanics like missiles will help early on when money is scarce and repair costs present growing pains.

-Spend time getting a feel for how many shots from each weapon takes out which kind of enemies. Your interface will tell you in the bottom...right? If your weapon’s shots hit and if they destroyed an enemy with a little indicator icon, if my memory is right.

-Each mission is a job you’re getting paid to do. There will be cases where a challenge or enemy is thrown your way that you can ignore entirely because taking care of it isn’t in your contract for the mission.

-Don’t believe his floating mines.

tips for reddit users coming to tumblr:

unlike traditional shooting games, ammo isn't free and neither are repairs. while it might seem obvious to spend all of your starting money on the highest quality parts available to you, this can easily result in the expenses of your early missions plunging you into the red

[converse-luke]

Hey not so fun fact but did you know that if Astarion gets taken back to the kennel and you portrait select he says the saddest fucking things!

Because I sure didn’t!!!