#fuck shit dammit fuck!

[behindboredeyes]

Cool cool cool

Thank you life...

First my car insurance goes up

Then motorcycle insurance goes up

My rent went up last month

And now my health insurance is going up

And my fucking paycheck has stayed the same 👍 fucking awesome bro

[bathroomtrapped]

jigsaw apprentice ootd 😼

[mionkings]

Wrong Twin Bozos 🙄

First ever DC x DP prompt because I've been getting brainrot reading yall prompts and I need a nap :> this is crac–

A classic twin Damian and Danny AU, where Danny ends up with the generic fuckery of having the GIW/Bad Parents!Fentons after him from a bad reveal gone wrong, Vlad outing him, or escaping after getting vivsected and injured badly.

Who Knows? But Danny's GOTTA GO-

Now in some scenarios, we get Danny hitting the deck and going to Gotham, to Batman and Robin aka Damian for help and revealing himself. But some au prompts I've seen of Danny ORIGINS about leaving the League of Assassins is via fake death, help or the pit, etc. Danny left for a reason that got him away with a new life- he's FUCKED if he goes to his bio dad and his twin brother, he tells himself =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇).

Going to Gotham aka the BatFam would blow Danny's cover, getting the attention of the League of Assassins after all this time is definitely not on Danny's to-do list. He's got enough on his plate, thank you :']

So instead, while Danny leaves Amity Park with the help of his friends, he doesn't aim for Gotham, he instead goes to hide in other cities such as Star City, Keystone City, or Central City. Honestly, doesn't even have to be a city, he straight up leaves the country if yall feel like it, guy deserves a break dammit. Can't have laws of legal torture affect you when you're in open seas ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now cue Danny's pursuers scrambling to find the Halfa, a constant chase- that is until they finally get a photo of Danny, scowling with his green eyes, trying to hide his ghostly traits that mustve leaked through when the photo was taken in Gotham.

They begin to get ready.

It's time to capture the creature once and for all.

[emmg]

*Ghilan’nain and Elgar’nan break out of their ancient prison and both are HOT*

Dorian, who’s now ten years deep into trying to shake his bestie Lavellan out of her eternal obsession with Solas(s), and knows her taste in partners is godawful, destructive, and leaning towards the divine-yet-toxic:

[spiralingemptyness]

trans fem sanji this, reg sanji that

ive solved the problem

✨gender fluid sanji✨

:)

[dragon-spaghetti]

SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP NO WAY

[graves-doodles]

She was a damn good horse, our Crystal Pepsi.

[horseshoemybeloved]

Greemeece shake 😟

[greenko]

Pets are like children............so what if-

[essektheylyss]

Honestly, I'm very excited to find out what happened to Caleb and Beau, but specifically because Ludinus's current status is WILD for Caleb's epilogue in particular. It means his boyfriend is basically free and clear of everyone who has explicit material knowledge of the deal he made. It means the goal he planned to dedicate his life to is basically complete within six years. It means that virtually no one left on the Assembly cares much what kinds of changes he makes to Soltryce from here on out.

Ludinus is on the moon and probably not coming back, given the general expectations of the heroic fantasy genre, and the rest of it is a whole lot of "not Caleb's problem".

What does this man even do with the rest of his life?

[hamletshoeratio]

"Ares is a moran. Perhaps you noticed?" 1, not that there was any doubt but yep he is definitely Percy's dad lmao and 2, Ares and Hermes are so in Poseidon's bad books for messing with his kid...

[tea-the-not-understanding]

Aight, I have a DW ask but it might sound like I’m insane. My zoomer ah brain was pondering in my room one night when I realized: FNaF Dandy’s World AU. I furthered pondered this question which leads me to the question I want to ask you now:

In said theoretical AU, who’d be the Purple Guy? I thought Rodger since he’d seem the type to murder children and stuff them into animatronic suits; also purple on his design.

Side note, R&D would be a cool Mangle.

OMG no way, like at first I were like "no way, Rodger?" but as soon as a cog wheel in my brain start turning, I suddenly realized how much common he had with purple guy in many and in secretive ways

like Circus baby? That's Toodles. She died and Rodger would so put her into the machine like how circus baby is made or born.

And the fact that there are main animatronics', like 4, Bonnie, Freddy, Chica and Foxie. Then there are Golden Fredbear and golden Bonnie

Like, what if the mains are them, and golden Freddy is Dandy i don't know how it works but it might

wait

no it works and the fact that both place including children's is even like- a daycare and a pizzeria HOLD ON

THIS COULD BE AN AU DUE TO HOW MUCH SIMILIARITY IT HAS AND HOW MUCH IT COULD WORK TOGETHER HOLY SHIT

[corvidreavenart]

And then they go on to watch Perfect Blue

[gremlinshatephilosophers]

Of course im in fuckass nowhere Pennsylvania when they upload this 😭

[dazaistabletop]

My actual live reaction to bsd chapter 110:

[hanakoyangi]

overall thoughts on mobile suit gundam: requiem for vengeance: