#fuck shippers

[rayz-gamma]

Let the weirdo shipper BLOCK FEST or, as I like to call it, Digital Genocide begin lmao 🤣 😂.

[symbiotic-slime]

you haven’t truly experienced the full spectrum of human emotions until you’re sobbing because your favourite character just died and then fucking memories by maroon 5 starts playing

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

[btxtyuri]

just saw a shipper saying that jimin's "letter" was for jungkook and not for army 💀💀 alright it's time to go outside

[drulalovescas]

Supernatural was so so so so so funny in how they were like: "Dean is such a ladies man, only boobs boobs boobs" and then they would give him a love interest in season 6 and never again.

BUT they'd have him make Cas a mixtape.

And grieve Cas like a heartbroken widower.

And then have him be happy for the first time all season once Cas returns to him (even though his mother'd still be missing).

And they'd have Dean stop with the hook-ups completely. And instead they'd have Dean make Cas watch movies together.

And have date nights.

And they'd have Dean on his knees confessing.

And the last person who'd confess his love to Dean would be a gay angel.

But Supernatural was so so so so so funny they'd be like: this means nothing.

[jjkyaoi]

“what’s gayer the lesbian sex or jayvik” the lesbians. the canon lesbians. can we focus on women loving women relationships for once and not try to bring ur fucking fake yaoi into Everything oh my god y’all piss me tf OFF

[revvethasmythh]

like, i myself am not of the varrichawke variety, but there is an undeniable eroticism to whatever the fuck they have going on. what if you were my muse and my best friend and the person i built a decade of my life around? what if you were the inspiration for heroism in my life and my constant anchor and my partner in crime? what if i created my life's greatest work in your image? does that make up for all the danger i've put you in by doing so? what if i made you a mythical hero from the storybook that i created only to watch you fall because of my own failures? and what if i couldn't say any of that out loud, so here are hundreds of pages of stories dedicated to you instead

[kettledemon]

house Md has a masterful talent to make it seem like Wilson and house are lovers while house actively goes after women. House got mad his bestie lied about why he won’t go see monster trucks with him and then they pull this line;

Wilson: ”if you don’t want me to see her-“

Gasoline on a fire.

[deathdetermineslife]

[clone-futon]

"Any last word, dad?" - Kaito, probably.

[orangechickenpillow]

I'm-- [long foghorn] [glass shattering] [explosion] [gunfire]

Ahem. 🗣Fellas is it gay--

[qimir-the-stranger]

We get it, Disney. We get it.

Star Wars is not for women.

Star Wars is not for Black people.

Star Wars is not for Asian people.

Star Wars is not for Queer people.

Star Wars is not for anyone who is marginalized and has different lived experiences.

Nope. Star Wars is ONLY for cishet white men. We hear you loud and clear. We know you don’t care about us at all.

[daftmooncretin]

imagine being scotty in tos. every day your friend group goes on dangerous yet exciting adventures to new planets but you can never go because they always make you babysit the ship. also you have to stay on facetime with them the whole time in case they need a lift. you are the eternal designated driver. the seventh wheel. you dont mind as much as you should though because you sort of want to fuck the ship

[finifugue]

(click for better quality) Got sick of people calling landoscar 'brocedes 2.0' and 'multi-21 2.0' when clearly those old men are actually just waging continuous war vicariously through the experiences of the new generation. So here you guys go

[inkwell-selfships]

Shout out to the neurodivergent selfshippers

Shout out to the selfshippers with fankids

Shout out to the queer selfshippers

Shout out to the trans/nonbinary/genderfluid/agender etc. selfshippers

Shout out to the selfshippers who don't get enough attention in the community yall deserve better fr

Shout out to the selfshippers who struggle with SH & suicide ideation

Shout out to the selfshippers who have depression and/or anxiety

Shout out to the selfshippers with only platonic f/os

💞Take care your f/o loves you! <3💞

PROSHIPPERS DNI THIS DOSE NOT APPLY TO YOU!!

[milezperprower]

i legitimately dont know how to characterize these two anymore

also here's a dump of the other stuff as i actually concept for this garbage fire LOL

tw for blood on the 3rd slide + mildy suggestive joke on the 12th + fake doll guts on the 14th + constant extreme tonal whiplash

id apologize for the ragamaster blast once again but i am but a shell of a man who feels no remorse. LMFAOO