#fuck rhys
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Imagine you're in the CoN and your high lord & lady visit and you have to watch her sit on his lap as he fingers her while knowing you will forever be trapped under a dark mountain with no way to feel the sun on your face or grass under your foot or hear the birds chirping with the knowledge that your steward is an evil man and that your high lord's rich little circle has never made an effort to change things for the better or realize that there are other "dreamers" here and your only hope of any change is a woman whose personality is wearing red and who can't stop thinking about herself but she also absolutely hates your guts for no reason other than the fact that you were born in the Hewn City and who hasn't faced or gotten over her trauma in the 500+ miserable years of her existence.
#court of nightmares#a court of silver flames#a court of thorns and roses#a court of frost and starlight#a court of wings and ruin#a court of mist and fury#morrigan acotar#mor#hewn city#fuck the ic#fuck mor#fuck rhys#fuck feyre#fuck amren#fuck cassian#fuck azriel#i cant possibly hate these mfs any more than i already do
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I think Nyx should be an only child. Feyre literally died giving birth to him there is no way that didn't affect her attitude toward pregnancy. I don't think she'd ever resent Nyx for it but I'll be shocked if she doesn't end up being terrified of getting pregnant again considering how traumatic the scene was. Then again it's SJM and having a woman express an opinion like that is not very likely.
idk, there’s just something that irks me about nesta changing her and feyre’s bodies. why is it the women that have to change? why is it the girls in their twenties that have to irrevocably alter their body to accommodate their centuries old husband’s? why didn’t sjm make cassian and rhys the ones to change their genetics so any future children don’t have wings that endanger their mothers? they sacrificed their bodies for what, their husband’s dreams of having flying babies? not to mention, feyre didn’t consent to it, what if she never wants to give birth to a baby with wings again? what if it triggers her?
#anti rhysand#Fuck Rhys#and every person who kept information about her own damn body from her#anti ic#anti feysand#anti inner circle
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Ed and Stede: out here living our best lives 🥰👨❤️💋👨 Guys, Zheng is under attack Ed and Stede: this ain't about her
#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmdedit#blackbonnet#blackbonnetedit#gentlebeard#gentlebeardedit#edward teach#blackbeard#stede bonnet#taika waititi#rhys darby#zheng yi sao#ruibo quian#zheng: GUYS! FUCK!#ed and stede: don't mind if we do#my stuff
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Stede facing the crew after finding out about their (attempted) murder of Ed
#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#our flag means death#ofmdedit#ofmdsource#ofmd gifs#ida.stuff#ofmd 2x3#stede bonnet#izzy hands#rhys how fucking dare you this devastated me#experiencing shrimp emotions about this#it's like he can see how they felt they had no other choice#but he has nothing to say to them#just that fucking look containing a mix of emotions i can't convey via text
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i'm unwell!!! because in stede's eyes, ned low was right!! ned says "he [ed] only likes you because of your bumbling amateur status" and calls stede blackbeard's "pet" just like izzy did in series 1
so stede steps up as a captain, kills the man who harmed his crew, and suddenly, for once in stede's life, he isn't a joke! the gentleman pirate is taken seriously and welcomed into the pirate community!
and what happens less than 24 hours later? ed calls their night together a mistake, AND LEAVES.
yes, obviously the situation is more nuanced, and these old men are once again struggling to communicate, but i 100% understand why stede went a bit of the rails at the end of episode 7. stede's been so focused on trying to help ed, that he's completely ignored his own ongoing identity crisis and trauma, and after the incident at the academy in series 1, this meltdown was long overdue.
#yes he's being a bitch but it's IN CHARACTER#just because you don't agree with his actions doesn't make it bad writing guys c'mon it's good omens 2 all over again#ofmd#ofmd s2 spoilers#our flag means death#stede bonnet#ed x stede#rhys darby#i'm a stede apologist first and a homie second i'm sorry lmaoo#i got so excited when i saw the flashback to him as a little boy bc finally!!! stede's trauma gets to be addressed!!!#edit: HE SLEPT WITH ED TO TAKE THE POISON AND TURN IT INTO POSITIVITY WAIT A SECOND WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
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who wanna be in an unorthodox friendship w/ me
#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd s2#ofmd season 2#our flag means gay#gay pirates#gentlebeard#stede bonnet#edward teach#taika waititi#rhys darby#blackbonnet#ed x stede#stede fucking bonnet#ofmd tweet
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"Don't forget your fiddle." Our Flag Means Death | Season 2, Episode 6 (2023)
#he was so fucking hot for this#Ed stood no chance#stede bonnet#ofmd#ofmd s2 spoilers#our flag means death s2 spoilers#our flag means death#gif#mine#rhys darby
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reasons to hate cassian
Cassian saw that Azriel was romantically interested in Mor, felt jealous over it, and agreed to have sex with her knowing it would hurt Azriel.
The first time he meets Nesta, he immediately passes judgement on her for letting Feyre hunt as a child, despite the fact that she was a child herself.
Tells her he doesn't understand why her sisters love her
Bonds with feyre over their shared experiences living in poverty but treats nesta like she's a stuck up rich girl, despite her living in the same mf hovel as feyre (why does he do this ??)
He gropes her in her own home despite her not wanting him to touch her.
He sees her on the verge of tears due to anger and despair when the human queens won't send aid to the humans in Prythian, and then a scene later says "She barely seems to care about anyone other than Elain."
Will not take no for an answer when Nesta tells him to leave her alone.
When they are both clearly feeling something for each other, he still rips his hand out of Nesta's when Mor walks in. Wtf was this about anyways?
He buys Mor lingerie despite knowing Nesta is his mate. This is just weird in general. Also calls Mor his sister, despite having slept with her in the past.
Judges Nesta for not getting over her trauma in a way that is both quick and convenient to him and the inner circle.
Admits to ignoring her claim that she is enjoying the music while he drags her, against her will, out of a "seedy" tavern.
Supports Feyre and Rhys in their decision to forcibly remove Nesta from her home and relocate her to the House of Wind, on threat of deportation.
Drags her to Windhaven to "train" even when she makes it clear she has no intention of training. As a result, she is forced to sit on a rock in freezing cold temperatures.
When Mor basically tells Nesta she is just like her evil father and the rest of the Court of Nightmares because she is mean to Cassian, Cassian does not defend Nesta nor call Mor out on it.
He brings up Nesta's dead father at breakfast because she won't eat her oatmeal.
He tells her everyone hates her.
He watches her fall down a very steep flight of stairs, and then laughs at her. She was bruised and had a black eye from this fall. Cassian thinks this is funny.
Whines constantly about being a bastard nobody despite Nesta only using "bastard" as a direct insult to him one time, and in that same convo he called her a haughty witch.
He is rude to Lucien for no reason. (unforgivable)
Despite knowing Nesta is vulnerable, he fucks her at the first opportunity, even though he knows she uses sex as a coping mechanism.
Snarls and bitches at Nesta when she talks about Rhysand in a tone he doesn't like, even after telling her he can match whatever she throws at him. (He can't)
Sides with Rhysand over her constantly, even when he is in the wrong.
Every time they do engage in some sexual act, he immediately bolts, leaving her alone and confused. Refuses to communicate his feelings, acts like an asshole.
Keeps secrets from her, and agrees to participate in a vote on whether or not she deservers to know about the swords she created, which directly pertains to her powers. He whines a little, but ultimately does what he is told.
When she voices her fear that she is not good enough for him and will never deserve him, he does not correct her.
When he learns of Nesta’s love for dance and how her mother twisted it into a tool to find her a prince, Cassian turns himself into the victim. (this takes skill tbh)
He interrupts the only true canon Neris moment to shove in and dance with Nesta. Will not forgive him for this. Get off the dance floor.
When they finally admit their feelings on solstice and have a passionate and meaningful night together, he STILL leaves immediately the next morning to go hang with his homies and doesn't see her for a week. She is left alone AGAIN. (Begging him to stop doing this.)
When Nesta has finally had enough of being judged by the inner circle, she decides to tell Feyre the truth about her pregnancy. Cassian is furious with Nesta, takes no responsibility for lying to Feyre, and does not react in the slightest when Rhysand threatens to KILL Nesta. (His mate)
When Feyre tells him that she is angry with all of them and not Nesta, he does not tell Nesta, even though it would be comforting to her while she is at her absolute lowest.
When Feyre tells him Rhys is secretly happy Nesta is going to hate every second of the hike, he has a nice little laugh with Feyre at Nesta's expense.
He makes her endure a back-breaking death march in which she is forced to carry an extremely heavy backpack as punishment.
He sees that Nesta doesn't care if she dies, and does nothing to get her away from the steep cliffs. He snaps at her the entire time, even while she is clearly spiraling and about to have a mental breakdown.
She collapses at the end of each day and all he says is "at least remove the pack so I can cook myself dinner." She has not spoken in days.
He works her to the point of passing out. She literally faints, face first, onto the hard ground and he yells at her for not drinking water instead of trying to determine if she's alright.
When she finally breaks down and cries and tells him how much she hates herself, he tells her how much he loves Rhysand as an attempt to relate to her suffering. (fuck you dude seriously)
He does not correct her when she says she is unworthy of love.
He says "there is nothing broken to fix" despite forcing her to obey him and change her coping mechanisms and behave in the way he approves.
When she tells him the word mate doesn’t mean anything to her because she’s human at heart he dismisses her instantly and says "that's bullshit." No attempt to understand her feelings whatsoever as he tries to force her to admit they are mates before she is ready.
Tells her he didn't ask to be "shackled" to her after she says she didn’t get to choose to be fae, and it was forced on her. (it was)
When she calls in the bargain he immediately thinks of a way to get around it. He does not respect the boundaries she sets for herself. He thinks something like "Easy enough command to work around. I'll tell her to word her bargains more cleverly." She says she wants a week alone and the very next day he shows up to Windhaven in order to force her to speak to him.
When he learns she has been taken into the blood rite, after a lot of sulking and one feeble attempt to disobey Rhys, he thinks something like "even if I could rescue her I wouldn't, I wouldn't take away her opportunity to save herself." Meanwhile Nesta is hoping that he will be coming to rescue her.
When Nesta finally saves him, and tells him she loves him, he does not say it back. HE NEVER SAYS I LOVE YOU.
He calls Eris a coward immediately after learning he was tortured by his father, and likely has been his whole life. In the same thought, he acknowledges that Eris was willing to be tortured to protect their alliance and STILL calls him a coward.
When Rhysand is yelling at Nesta AGAIN for helping Bryce save the entire world, Cassian does not stick up for her. AGAIN! (I stg you bitch)
Amren says to Nesta, in front of Cassian, "Pray to the mother that your sister changes Rhysand's mind tonight" ABOUT WHAT? IS HE GONNA KILL HER? And Cassian does...nothing.
"Nesta's mate shifted an inch closer to her, his eyes darting between the two of them, torn. Like he didn't know who to side with in the brewing fight." I hate him so much for this !!!!
Nesta tells Ember that Cassian is "the most furious with me of anyone" WHY? Nesta even voices that she doesn't think they'll kill her. This implies Rhys has yet again threatened her life because he disagrees with her choices, and guess what: CASSIAN DOES NOTHING.
#anti cassian#anti inner circle#anti rhysand#sjm critical#anti sjm#free nesta archeron#fuck u cassian#cassian critical#anti rhys#anti ic#anti acosf#anti feysand#anti mor#nesta deserves better#I'm cooking
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Am I just being weird, or is this a thing?
#i swear to god they are shaped like a heart#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd bts#boyfriends#jesus fucking shit I cant handle this picture#stede bonnet#gentlebeard#edward teach#rhys darby#blackbonnet#taika waititi
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Rhys: “So let’s see if I’ve got this; you have immense shadow power, incredible combat skills, height, tattoos, secrets, dead parents, a thirst for vengeance, the weight of the world on your shoulders, a rebellion to lead, and a dragon?”
Xaden: “Yeah? I mean, there’s also my girlfriend who I’m completely in love with and 107 people under my protection but-”
Rhys: *frantically flipping through papers* “this is the hyper-intelligent girlfriend with unprecedented lightning powers? The one you speak to with your mind and call a nickname permanently?”
Xaden: “I do only have the one girlfriend. Kinda offended you’d think otherwise.”
Rhys: *signs a paper* “Adopted. The rebellion thing is handled. Me and your aunts and uncles have got this. Your new mom is going to need some time to add you and your mate to the family portrait gallery. Your bedroom is upstairs, knives are in the training ring, family dinner is every Thursday, your allowance is infinity and your curfew is never.”
Xaden: “I am…. Older than your wife?”
Rhys: “Did I fucking stutter?”
#incorrect quotes#fourth wing incorrect quotes#fourth wing#incorrect acotar quotes#acotar#crossover#who wants to write it?#bat boys#xaden riorson#rhysand#you cannot tell me im wrong#Xaden would be adopted in 0.8 seconds flat#Violet and gwyn can hang out#Rhys and Azriel might have to fight over custody#Violet would have a lot of fun with the valkyries#Brennan has things to say about Night Court medical practices#Tairn Sgaeyl and Andarna have a lot of thoughts about Byraxis#if Xaden is 23 than he is factually at least 2 years older than the oldest we’ve seen Feyre and that’s objectively fucking funny#Rhys is in his Dad era and even if he weren’t Xaden is everything he looks for in adoptive family and IC members#Rhys thinks Xaden is baby brother shaped and Xaden thinks Rhys is a weird powerful guy who might be able to help him win the rebellion#Xaden needs a nap#Xaden is adaptable and he’ll roll with this#but damnit all if he’s not bringing Violet with him#Violet is sure something about this is funny#crack fic#crossover fic
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Ed wasn't able to untie himself underwater. His subconscious was ready to let go and accept death. But the moment he heard Stede's voice, it was a full body reaction and the only thing he could do was get back to him. The rope untied itself from around him. He didn't have to lift a finger. It came off so easily. There was no hesitation or fear. He heard his voice and he knew he wanted to get back to him. It was as if untying himself and going back to Stede was the easiest thing in the world. As Mary said...
"It's like breathing"
#no one touch me#im not ok#dont even look at me#fuck off#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2#our flag means death spoilers#ofmd spoilers#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#rhys darby#taika waititi#stede bonnet#edward teach
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and don’t tell me a FAE, of all creatures, reaches 500+ years of age and never does anything at least kinda gay
#personally i think rhys and cassian explored each others’ bodies#and azris is real#acotar#azris#acotar should be so gay#and rhysand taught tamlin to fuck too
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added subtitles to Stede calling Ed his boyfriend and now I'll go scream for a while-
#ofmd#our flag means death#rhys darby#taika waititi#THEY ROBBED US FROM GETTING STEDE CALL ED HIS BOYFRIEND#AND ED LOVING IT???#I'm ON THE FLOOR#Stede's little voice when he goes:#can i say that?🥺#and ed being all smug#FUCK!#adopt our crew#save ofmd#gentlebeard
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that set had me in a grip since it was leaked i wont fucking lie
#guild wars 2#gw2#god fucking bless. amen etc#yes i know this makes a terrible gladiator gear practically#its a joke. (mostly)#rhys of ascalon#art fart
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the thumbs up is so stede
#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd season 2#ofmd s2#stede bonnet#anne bonny#mary read#our flag means gay#gay pirates#stede fucking bonnet#rhys darby#lesbians#gay#ofmd tweet
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I love how you can understand Ed's thoughts just by looking at his face in this scene.
Bonus:
#ofmd#our flag means death#my gifs#ofmd edits#ed teach#stede bonnet#adopt our crew#save ofmd#rhys darby#taika waititi#like you can tell there are a lot of “fuck” happening in there#also because I've decided to say fuck it#Stede's moving exactly like my niece when she wants to pee#and I can't take this image out of my head#gentlebeard#blackbonnet#ofmd gifs
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