#fuck playstation honestly

[300iqprower]

Ps plus knocking it out of the park as fucking usual. Christ they somehow keep failing to vault a bar that was subterranean long ago.

[medi-bee]

These are the guys who have total martial control over the center of the galaxy? are you sure?

[ndotknees]

No pain. No gain.

I’d say for a first playthrough of any Rain World campaign that went pretty well. Heres to more endless suffering. 🤙

[ilaiyayaya]

My PSP Is So Overpowered >:]

It's insane how vast the PSP modding scene is. Like, to an extent I already knew it was pretty in depth, it's one of the most heavily modded consoles ever made and is generally considered one of the best pieces of hardware ever made for emulation but like, it's way deeper than I even expected. You can practically turn a PSP into an unrecognizable system on the software side, or even probably the hardware side if you know console hard-modding, but I don't, and I don't really care enough to learn, modding hardware isn't going to give me Umineko Background!

The closest thing to hard modding I'd probably ever do would be like, making a custom shell, but I wouldn't consider that the same thing since it doesn't affect the internal function of the system, and it's also pretty simple.

So far modding this thing has been really simple too, like, I'm dumb, like really really really dumb, and the only console modding I've ever done was some minor Wii U modding like, 3 years ago, but that was extremely minor and was also 3 years ago. But the PSP has some really good guides online and the process itself pretty much just comes down to transferring files onto the memory card and occasionally (that took 3 attempts to spell that correctly and I do this every time I type occasionally, it is an impossible word for me to speel like I said I am very idiot) making a couple of new folders and .txt files.

For now I'm sticking to some pretty entry-level modding, mostly just aesthetic stuff like custom themes (I want that fucking Umineko theme goddammit) and better sorting for the home screen, along with loading a few emulators mostly just to test them out (althooo I may end up actually using this in the long run as my main way to play GBA games cuz like, handheld :) and maybe Game Gear (I LOVE SONIC BLAST!!! I FUCKING LOVE SONIC BLAST!!!!! you could genuinely not pay me any amount of money to ever play that game again. You could however give me a coooool freaking Sonic factoid in exchange for my service on the front lines of Sonic Blast) also possibly the Wonderswan). Depending on how much my neurons activate by the time I'm completely done with my planned modding, I may dive deeper into some more complex stuff, not really sure what exactly I would want to do that's more complex but like, I'm sure there's something I'd find interesting, it's a super deep area there's gotta be some freak shit in there.

BUT that's for later, for now, I am far too absorbed in looking at all the existing custom themes available for download that I can add to MY personal Sony Playstation Portable, there's so many good ones. If it's not super difficult I may also attempt making one myself too, I love making custom UI's and stuff for things I use I love custom Zeedmillenniummon mouse cursor.

So far these are some of my favourites, obviously there's the Umineko one earlier and I just realized I accidentally typed "favourites" instead of "favorites" British typo I'm not fixing it it's funny but there's a lot of outher good ones chew:

I have still not watched anything beyond the first episode of Monogatari and considering how long it is and since it's still getting new parts, if I ever do it will likely not be soon. But I like the way the show looks! And I think a lot of the character designs are nice so like even though it would make me a fake fan, I'd maybe include this one in the routation.

I have also not watched the Clannad anime, and by extension After Story, so this would also go into the Fake Fan category, but I did read a bit of the common route of the VN a long time ago, didn't get anywhere near the end though so still a fake fan. But I just really like the way this one looks, I think the yellow silhouette over the pink clouds in the background looks really nice, the plain font text in the center does kinda take away a bit of the charm, but it's not too bad.

No I will not download the Elfen Lied one, moving on.

Ah yes, my Microusoft Xbox 360 Portable... This one's just a fun meme but like, it's kinda funny, and the UI is like actually different and kinda creative so like, not bad for a lying, cheating, faker console.

I FUCKING LOVE MEGA MAN ZERO!!!! there's a really small image limit on Tumblr posts so I'm not adding this one I just wanted to shill Mega Man Zero.

I will however add the Chris Paul theme. I know nothing about sports. I know nothing about Chris Paul. But judging him entirely off this PSP theme, I think he seems like a very polite gentleman, and yes I think I do wish for him to be constantly staring at me as I load my pirated games on my Sony Playstation Plokable.

There's a lot of like, just genuinely good looking ones I'm skipping past that I don't have anything to say about, I hid the website link the Umineko Beatrice picture earlier I don't need to write a 12 page essay about all of them

I could write a 13 page essay on this one however, just look at that beautiful stare. My lovely ex-husband Sanji Weedsmoke on his iconic 77 billion dead poster. Shrimply magnificent.

This is just the Among Us drip picture like, the fucking angle I can't keep looking at it all I see is fucking shoes, fucking Among Drip Shoes.

SONIC! GREEN SONIC!!! why is one of them green sonic, I don't think that's his normal colour I think they did something to my favorite little blue guy. And of course it's the fucking 06 renders, I mean they're fine enough renders on their own but like, they look so out of place, and the basic green background. I'm sorry, I'm being so mean but like, it looks so shit I'M SORRY OKAY!!!!

That's all of the noteworthy ones none of the other ones are interesting/funny enough to comment on, I will report back in approximately 800 system hours to report on how cool and epic the Umineko theme is. Thank you and goodbye.

SHUT THE FUCK UP SLITHER WING AND FLUTTER MANE PLUSHIES GOT ANNOUNCED RIGHT BEFORE I WROTE THIS and also chien pao and whatever the jigglypuff paradox form is called idk i only care about the robots and flutter mane. This was almost a coherent post, with a decent narrative throughline. Almost. But I just had to fuck it all up at the end. This is intentional you know? This is the bit. The joke. The joke is that I'm crazy and there are rats in my brain and they won't let me talk about the PSP like a normal person without also talking about my love of Flutter Mane.

[cerbreus]

finishing chapter 6 of rdr2 crying a little only to realize there’s a fucking 7 hr epilogue what the fuck

[onepiecesb]

Quick shout out to XBox for being such a piece of shit that their downloadable games only work on specific Xbox series I just bought a brand new Xbox S and I can’t play the new one piece game because it will only play on the XS via some cloud bs AAAAARRGHHH

[disgustingtwitches]

MDNI

CW: dubcon (kind of??? Idk)

There's this conversation going around,

"If you invite me over to your place as a first date, I'm stealing something from your house to teach you a lesson about inviting random women to your place."

And I think this is hilarious, just imagine what 141 would think/do:

Soap: He doesn't notice when something is missing. It'll take weeks until Kyle points it out,

"Johnny, where's your PlayStation?"

He's immediately infatuated, he thinks you love him. You like him so much you needed to take his PS5 as a piece to remember him by, how sweet. Of course he's gonna return the favor by breaking into your place and bringing all his shit with him. You walk into your flat to find him wearing nothing but his boxers playing GTA,

"Hi doll, whan's dinner?"

Gaz: Pissed off to no ends. You took his fucking Amiri shirt, he just got that! He's hunting you down and when he busts through your door seeing you wear nothing but his shirt, he freezes. He can't help himself after that. You'll be squirming under him, cursing and spitting, while he pins your hands above your head with a crazed look in his eyes,

"If you wanted an excuse to see me again, should've just said that."

Price: Now he knows it wasn't gentlemanly to not take you out on a proper first date, but he hurt his leg and thought making a nice dinner and making you cum until you cried would suffice. Apparently not, a $600 box of cigars are gone. He's angry, hurt, confused. Poor man thought he was doing the right thing. Now he knows that you don't like when men treat you right. He'll snatch you up when you're walking home from work and tie you down to his bed. Brats get tamed, thieves get punished.

Ghost: He doesn't really have much, doesn't need much honestly. So when his switchblade is gone, he's seeing red. He curses your name while he stalks you for weeks. Blood boiling every time you laugh at a joke with your friends or sing along to some stupid song while you cook. Slowly but surely, things in your apartment start disappearing. Remotes, chargers, panties. You lose it when the plate in your microwave goes missing, changing the locks and setting up a ring camera. Simon is a smart man though, he'll wait for the perfect moment to knock on your door (when you are expecting a food delivery) and when you open the door absentmindedly, he barges in, firm grip on your throat,

"Teach you a thing or two about taking what doesn't belong to you."

[sugarcoatedstarkey]

hate sex. rafe or drew idc, u have total creative freedom w my suggestion!

Hate Sex

Pairing - Drew Starkey x costar!reader

Summary - good old hate sex.

Warnings - sexual intercourse, fingering, language, choking, name calling. 18+

The anger bubbled in your chest, rising up your neck leaving behind a dark pink tinge to your skin. You had never let Drew get to you this bad before, you were pulling at the roots of your hair just thinking about his punchable but good looking face.

“Breath Y/n” your friend stated, she had hidden herself behind the very small table in your trailer. She was quite frightened when you let your anger out.

She jumped halfway into the air when you threw your phone at the floor, shattering the screen in the process.

“Now look what that fucker has made me do!” You all but screeched, you couldn’t take it anymore. You had to go and speak to him, how DARE he talk about you like that in an interview.

“Oh no no no, you can’t go speaking to him when you're this angry! He didn’t do anything wrong!” Your friend shouted, slamming her palm over her mouth when she realized what she let slip.

“How could you side with him?!”

“Oh come off it y/n, he said lovely things about you!”

“All very untrue things! He made me look like some weak girl who was falling at his knees.. no you know what I’m leaving!”

Before your friend could stop you, you darted out the trailer door and sprinted for him. Exactly 23 steps later your fist pounded at his trailer, you didn’t wait for him to answer and stormed in.

Drew stood in the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his lower half, steam filling the very small shower. Both Chase and Austin sat on the couch staring at you with wide eyes, the sound of the PlayStation in the background echoed through the deafening silence from the four of you.

“What’s up y/n?” Drew sang, giving you his famous boy next door grin. You just wanted to rip his face off but also kiss his face off.

“How dare you?!” You yelled, Drew’s eyes creased together in the middle as he looked at you in confusion. “Want to enlighten me on what I’ve done now sweetcheeks?” He chuckled, stepping out of the bathroom and closing the door. Your eyes dropped for only a moment when a bead of water ran down his chest and dissolved into the towel.

He gave you a knowing look that you shook off. “What’s all that shit you said in the interview?” You questioned, he let out a throaty laugh. Almost a cackle. This had you wild, you stormed towards him with curled fists at your side. “Don’t laugh! You made me out to be some weak girl, talking about how I’m the main person who laughs at your jokes on set, that I always get emotional at old couples!” You shouted, the old couple remark was true.

You did get emotional BUT that didn’t give him the right to tell people, it’s your personal life, personality. They get what they get, they don’t need to know the deeper version of you.

“Y/n, Come on. I wasn’t doing it out of spite” he stated, he was frustrated now. You always jump on him the second you can, yelling down his throat and making him feel like everything he does is wrong. “I honestly don’t give a shit! Don’t talk about me in interviews again!”

He rolled his eyes and looked over your shoulder at your friends, they had both gotten up ready to bounce. They hated being around when the two of you fought.

“Don’t roll your eyes! God! Drew you're so frustrating!”

“Me?! Me, frustrating? You talk some shit y/n, your always down my throat”

“Because you're always being so difficult!”

“Maybe you should lighten up a little and realize I’m a decent human being and your just angry at the world”

“Fuck you Drew”

“No, fuck you”

It happens in a split second, you're both reaching for each other. Your lips hastily press together, your arms wrapping around his shoulders. His hands cup your jaw, your tongues fight with one another. Even kissing, you have to be fighting.

“That’s our que” you heard from behind you, but you didn’t want to pull away. One of his hands drops from your face, grasping onto your waist he pulls you closer to his body.

“You're still annoying” you breathe, his lips trail down your neck. Sucking at the flesh between your collarbone and throat. Your nails scratched down the length of his back leaving deep red lines.

“You're still a bitch” he bit, pushing you towards the couch. Your back met the cushion with a thump, his body trailed behind closely. Parting your legs so he could slot between them.

You had forgotten he was only in a towel, which now parted giving you the most glorious view of his thick hard cock. “Shit” you whined, practically forcing his body down on yours. His hands bunched up your dress to expose your cotton thong, his cock nudged at your pussy.

“How can someone so annoying be blessed with such a perfect cock” you spoke, his chuckle was muffled by the skin of your chest.

“How can someone so frustrating be so fucking hot” he commented, his mouth left kisses along the apex of your chest. You pushed yourself to sit up, pulling the material of your dress over your head.

You now sat in just your panties, his hands palming at your breasts. “Fuck you” you moaned, his teeth pulling your hardened nub. Suckling at your nipple, while the other hand grabbed your ass cheek. “I’m getting their baby” he whispered, the pet name sending shivers down your spine.

“Touch me”.

His fingers dipped under the material of your panties, sliding his pointer and forefinger between your fold and back up to your clit. “Oh shit, yeah like that” you cried, grinding your pussy into his hand. Slipping his two fingers into your cunt, you bite down on his shoulder as he finger fucked you. Pressing the palm of his hand into your clit at the same time, sending your body into overdrive. “You like that? Of course the little bitch likes to be fingerbanged hm? Been thinking about these fingers inside of you huh?” He grunted, brows creased in the middle. He watched your face intently, the way your mouth dropped opened and you gasped for more breath.

“Answer me!”

“YES yes oh fuck yes! Wanted these fingers in me since I met you” you screamed, his dick twitching at your statement. Your moans bounced off the wall and you were sure everyone could hear.

He abruptly pulled his fingers out of you, a slur of protest fell from your lips. “What the fuck Drew?!”.

“Get up and sit on my cock, quit whining and do what I say for once you little slut”.

The vulgarity to his words had your insides fluttering like a damn school girl, pulling your panties down and straddling his hips.

Reaching between the two of you to grasp his cock, giving him a rough few tugs. “Fuck… what I’d do to have your pretty little mouth around my cock right now.” He groaned, his head arched against the backrest of the couch. You began to slide off him, his hands catching your hips before you could get on your knees.

“Right now I want your tight little cunt to sit on my cock, next time I’ll stuff your throat with my cock and make you eat the angry words that you constantly spit out”.

Your ears pricked up at the next part, unbothered by the way he spoke to you. “Fuck you Drew” you spat, his large hand held the base of his cock for you. The tip of his bright pink head nudged at your opening, you took him in painfully slow. Your eyes rolling back as his cock stretched you wide, your hands pressed against his chest for leverage. “Oh-h… oh” you cried, his cock buried deep within your walls.

He gives you a moment to adjust, eyes staring hard at your expressions. The moment your eyes reopened he was bringing your body up and down on him harshly, causing a string of curse words to slip from your mouth.

Your tits bounced in his face, you finally brought yourself out of the sex daze you had fallen into and moved your hips, grinding against him roughly.

Your fingers wrapped around the base of his throat, his eyes were wild. Dark and full of lust, watching you gnaw at your lip. “That’s it pretty girl, fuck my cock like its best goddamn cock you’ve ever had”.

Your nodding your head in agreement, “the best fucking cock, so big” you cried, unaware you had just agreed to him. You were so drunk on dick, you had forgotten how much he irritated you.

“That’s right, best goddamn cock you’ve had. Show me how much you love it” he ordered, and you obliged. Riding him like your life depended on it, throwing your head back. Your nails dug into the flesh of his shoulders, his fingers grabbing your waist tightly.

“Fuck! Just like that!” He groaned, his hands caressed your back. Ducking his head to envelope your nipple into his mouth. “Yes yes yes yes yes” you mumbled, your bodies had a light sheen of sweat to it. “Move” he order, pulling you up from his cock only to spin you around. Pushing your knees into the cushion of the couch and thrusting his cock back into you.

“SHIT!” You cried, clawing at the back of the couch. His large hand pushed you down against the couch, putting one of his legs into the couch to give himself a better angle to fuck into you. “Yeah you like it rough huh”.

The angle of his cock had you in tears, overwhelming pleasure coursed through you. “Of course you like it rough, you’re a dirty angry slut” He could feel you where close, the way your pussy walls fluttered around him, reaching around to grasp your neck and pulling out of you. “DREW! You asshole” you cried, the pleasure that had building in your lower stomach fizzled out only to reignite when his fingers closed around your neck.

“Jump”

You did as order and wrapped your legs around him, he slipped his cock back into you. Moving you both just enough so your bum sat against the bench, ruthlessly he fucked into you. Squeezing his finger around your throat, your own hand coming around to grip his wrist, you screamed and cried in pleasure.

“You dirty little slut! Who knew you were more than just a whining bitch” he spat, pressing his lips to yours before you could fight back. Your fingers scratched up and down his back, the only way you could tell him he was an asshole.

“Drew” you warned, your pussy walls pulsating around his cock and you chased your high. “You're gonna come? Go on then pretty girl, come around my cock” he urges.

His hips move faster and deeper, dropping his finger between you to fondle your clit.

“Holy shit! Oh o-oh!” You cried, letting the overwhelming pleasure knock you over. Curling your toes and tightening your legs around him, your pussy pulsated around his cock. Your nails dug deep into his shoulders trying to ground yourself.

He wrapped her arm around your waist tightly and followed suit, coming deep inside of you. “Fuck fuck fucking hell”.

His sweaty forehead met your chest, both your breathing labored. A few moments of silent breaths go by and he pulls away from you, helping you down from the bench.

“This doesn’t mean I suddenly like you” you comment, stepping around him to collect your dress. Rushing into the bathroom to clean yourself up.

A few moments and words to yourself go by and you open the bathroom door; eyes searching the floor for your panties.

“Looking for these?” He questioned as you stepped out, holding onto your thong with his finger like a prize.

“Fuck you”

“Just did”

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[mountainficss]

hi omg!!! what are ur thoughts on fuckbuddy mingyu😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

!! mentions of: slight angst, friends with benefits, drinking, unprotected sex, biting, oral sex

hiii babe! ohhh my thoughts on fuckbuddy!mingyu?? omg that would be so yummy…

you know, i honestly don’t think he could do it! well i mean he could, but i don’t think he could do it for long. i feel like the big puppy would get attached.

you’d start off as best friends, always hanging out and spending time with each other. you’ve known him for a long time, so you’d both be very familiar with every detail about the other. what each other’s favorite foods are, what movies you like to watch together, even your preferences in the bedroom! since you two are so close, you can talk about sexual things with no guilt or embarrassment. it just comes naturally to the both of you. and on a night where you’re hanging out at his apartment, both a little tipsy, he’d bring up the idea of the two of you being sexual partners. “we don’t have to date,” he’d assure you quickly, his face flushed red from the alcohol. of course he wouldn’t mind if you wanted to date him, but he’d never say that. he wouldn’t want to risk scaring you away. “sure, mingyu. i’ll be your fuckbuddy,” you’d smile, the alcohol you drank earlier making you feel bold. his eyes would widen in shock at your choice of words, but excitement would course through his veins as he embraces you and presses sweet kisses all over your skin.

and that’s how you’d ended up in his bed the next morning, naked and trying to piece together the events of last night. remembering the arrangement you made would bring a tinge of blush to your cheeks. but you wouldn’t mind, he fucked you too good for you to be embarrassed about a friendship with benefits. the way he thrusted inside you felt like you had been doing this for ages, and the way he touched you felt like he knew exactly where to put his hands, despite this being the first time you’ve ever touched past a hug. you’d roll over and sprawl yourself on top of his sleeping form, poking his cheeks repeatedly until he stirs. his eyes would open slowly, his hair a tousled mess from turning in his sleep. he’d squint at you, half-asleep and trying to figure out why you’re poking him. you’d beam at him, leaning down to sink your teeth harshly into his shoulder. that would wake him up quick, causing him to yelp and sit upright immediately. “you bit me hard,” he’d whine, tracing his index finger over the prominent teeth marks on his shoulder. the sheets had fallen off of his body as you both sat up, his tanned torso and bare shoulders exposed. his pretty face would be adorned in a soft pout, and you honestly wouldn’t be able to keep your eyes off of him. he’d notice you shamelessly checking him out and would blush cutely. “why’d you wake me up?” he’d question shyly, watching as you lean in and squish his cheeks between your hands. you’d laugh at his cute fish lips from you squishing his face, shaking his head from side to side gently. “get ready,” you’d grin, releasing his face and pushing yourself off the bed. “let’s go do something.”

everything would feel so natural, going out and spending time with you like normal wouldn’t be anything new. but he knew it was different. he’d always been attracted to you inside and out, and now that he’s had a taste of all of you? he couldn’t help but want more. and to attempt to fulfill his deeper desires he’d literally want to fuck you all. the. time. when you’re in the kitchen cooking a meal for the both of you he’d bend you over the counter, stuffing his cock into from behind while he sucks pretty marks onto your neck. when you’re playing games on his playstation he’s down between your legs, lapping at your arousal like a starved puppy as you try your best to focus on the game you were playing. when you use his shower he’s sneaking into the bathroom and sliding in behind you, running his hands sensually over the curves and dips of your body. every second his hands are on you it hurts him more, but he can’t stop himself. he loves the way your body feels in his hands or pressed against his own. he loves how close he feels to you. his heart would ache every time he slides into your heat, because he knows that you’re not really his. you’re just best friends that fuck.

i’d give him about a week, two if we’re being generous. but after that i feel like he wouldn’t be able to hide it anymore. it would hurt too bad, would make his stomach twist in agony every time you fall asleep in his arms. even though this entire thing was his idea, he was the one that brought it up, he’d be the first to throw in the towel. he’d decide to tell you one night as you lay together after a heated session, a sick feeling in his stomach as he forces the words from his constricting throat. “i have to tell you something,” he’d blurt, panting slightly as he still recovers from his previous orgasms. you’d laugh breathlessly, rolling over on your side to face him and propping your head up with your hand. “you don’t mess around, huh?” you’d joke, your skin seeming almost like it was glowing even in his barely-lit bedroom. he’d furrow his eyebrows in confusion, and you’d snort at mingyu’s puzzled expression. “we don’t have to do this anymore if you don’t want to, idiot. you’ve been acting weird lately,” you’d clarify, shooting him an apologetic smile. “i know it was your idea, but you’re not stuck with me. we can just be friends like normal again if it’ll make you feel better, gyu.” you’d reach for his hand and give it a reassuring squeeze, and oh he’d fucking panic. he’d shake his head frantically as he feels tears of frustration welling in his eyes at how wrong you are. that’s not what he wants at all! you’d feel worried seeing him so distressed, asking him what was wrong and if he was feeling okay. “i like you!” he’d practically shout, and you’d slightly flinch back in surprise at his sudden outburst. “i like you,” he’d mumble quietly this time. “and i don’t wanna be friends like normal. i want you,” he’d choke out his confession, avoiding your eyes. he couldn’t bear to look at you, was too afraid to see the look on your face when you rejected him. “wanted you to be mine. but it’s fine if you don’t want it. i just can’t keep…doing this if i can’t have you for real.” he’d feel his face being snatched upwards by both of your hands, and you’d pull him into a sweet kiss. you’d pull away, smiling at poor mingyu as he just stares in awe. “i’d love to be yours,” you’d grin, dragging your thumb across his bottom lip. he’d feel a huge weight lift from his shoulders, and not even seconds after you said that he’d be imagining your life together. better be careful with your words, because that boy will already be picturing your children and mentally planning your wedding <3 cute puppy.

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[ceasarslegion]

Honestly a lot of things about my parents were not universal and really show in how they raised me just based on what their ages were. Like my mom had me when she was 19 because I was an accident and my dad didn't come into the picture until later (bio dad died when I was 2) so he's only 13 years older than me. Having super young parents means a few things:

-the Playstation was a shared device because every single one of us played video games. We had the discs organized by who they belonged to with the ones we all played in the middle. I did not know other parents didn't play video games until later when I thought it was super weird

-I also didn't realize that my parents ages were the outlier and used to think that kids whose parents were 30 years older than them were strangely old

-i can't escape my parents online because unfortunately they know how computers work and will use them. So far I'm safe on tumblr but I'm on thin fucking ice with how viral my red bull and snickers post that mentions a specific identifying ritual my dad does directly

-because they are so young they trial and errored me a lot more than other kids with more life experienced parents were. One time my dad bet me 5 bucks I couldn't eat a whole lemon like an apple and then my mom got mad at him for making me cry and his defense was "I didn't think he'd actually do it"

[plxnetn1ne]

since everyone in this fandom and their mum seem to be giving their piece about the ‘update’ coming to Hogwarts Legacy on the 6th, i figured id give my piece even if no one has asked

ive been seeing a lot of posts and replies about how “we should just take what we get and be grateful” and “the devs are working hard, do you know how hard game development is?”

im very aware of how difficult game development can be and how mentally taxing it is. i dont doubt that they’ve been through the mill.

the update is trash. its that simple. we’re allowed to feel upset about it, and for people saying that its not fair to be upset — it is fair. we shouldnt have to expect the bare minimum from a game that sold 22 million copies and reached nearly 2 billion dollars in revenue, a game that had 14 nominations for awards and 3 wins.

we were told we were getting a summer update alongside the Haunted Hogsmeade quest — the quest they promised to release to PC and Xbox in march when the game celebrated one year of release. they said, and i quote;

“As we near the one-year anniversary of Hogwarts Legacy, we wanted to let our community know that the Hogwarts Legacy PlayStation-exclusive content will be available on other platforms later this summer, along with additional updates and features for the game. Stay tuned in the coming months for more details on what’s coming to Hogwarts Legacy this year.” copy and pasted straight from Hogwarts Legacy’s official twitter page. along with additional updates and features to the game.

yes — i know, thats a very vague statement. it could have been taken in any way, but typically when additional updates and features — plural — is put into a sentence, you assume that there will be more than one new feature. it wasnt wrong for the community to assume that there was more than a few new additions coming to the game.

okay, we got photo mode — thats great for console players, but it isnt new for us PC players. im happy for my console buddies that finally get to bring their mc to life in the way ive been able to. im looking forward to seeing the uptick in photos upon the updates release. PC and Xbox got the new haunted hogsmeade quest, and thats great, considering the release of it was delayed by 3 months, but atleast we’re getting it. but basically. PS5 was fucked in the process, because everything minus photo mode is stuff they already had, and honestly, thats not fair. and double honest — thats not an update. thats the release of exclusive content plus a new addition.

for several months a summer update was hyped up, and the result was…. ps5 getting fucked, a photo mode that im going to bet my ass on will be buggy as all hell, and some cosmetics. so no — i wont be grateful. especially when we keep getting promised things and then getting fucked by a hot iron in the process. because i havent forgotten the documentary that was supposed to come out, and i still remember during September when they hyped up a digital surprise for Back to Hogwarts day and it ended up being 30 percent off on a game most of us already had, only for the game to go on sale for half off the following Nov/Dec for the holiday sales.

since the release of the game, modders have been basically picking up the slack by working their asses off to create bug fixes, better cosmetic options, enhanced schedules, companions, and so much more to keep the community somewhat entertained. this as well as the file miners that are constantly digging things up that we were robbed of, like the relationship list for companions, gaunt manor, other house specific quests, more quests concerning Isadora, on and on. on top of this, ive seen first hand how much of the outer parts of the map was developed only to be cut out. i spent a solid hour and a half today using free cam to fly around the outskirts of the map — buildings, caves, entire areas laid out for towns or poacher camps, all thrown out on top of all of the discarded quests and content.

and while im at it — ill be one of the few to say it, but Hogwarts Legacies storyline was not well thought out, or at the very least it wasnt very well portrayed. there were hundreds of questions we were left with upon beating the game. where did Anne go? what happened to the keepers after the final battle? why wasnt Isadora in her portrait? what were the keepers hiding? did inhaling the magic actually make a difference or was it just for shock value? how much of Isadora’s story did we miss? how was the undercroft tied in with Isadora when it was apparently a Gaunt secret? what even really was the undercroft?

yes, i know — “well arent they making a second one?” and yeah, im pretty sure they are, and maybe thats why we’ve gotten nothing more than a pile of bricks in the last year and a half. but, they should probably finish the first game before starting on a second.

this doesnt mean i dont love Hogwarts Legacy. i love the people ive met, the stories ive read, and i love capturing the screenshots i take from that game. the entire situation is just frustrating to no end.

[futbolfanficpunk]

Poly with Pedri and Gavi

Players: Pablo Gavi and Pedri Gonzalez Headcanon about the start of a Polyamorous relationship with Gavi and Pedri, about 3 months of it. Warning; Fluff and Smut headcanon, non-monogamous relationships Author's note: Started as a plain headcanon but then I just had really clear ideas about everything that would happen and decided to share them here as well.

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-You started hanging out with Pedri first although you met them at the same time. -Pedri's the biggest flirt of the two. He asked for your number while Gavi followed you on Instagram and DMed you. -Gavi third wheels at some of your hangouts with Pedri. Pedri wants to get to know you a bit before officially asking for a date but gives you compliments and finds excuses to touch you when you're talking.

-Gavi smiles at you a lot but plays the silent yet friendly type before you got to know him better. He talks a lot once he feels comfortable around you. -You tell Gavi, not Pedri, first that you're Polyamorous. His reaction is to ask what it means and is dumbfounded once you explain. -Pedri's reaction to you being poly is "That's cool" with eyes wide open. -Gavi hints that he likes you, and likes to grab your pinky finger with his when you're alone but backs off whenever Pedri is around

-You make out with both of them in front of each other, on a bet from a friend at a house party. You start with Pedri and then Gavi. You had not kissed either of them before, and neither of them protested, you took it as your opening to later propose to date both because you honestly, like both of them. -Pedri says yes right away, Gavi says he has to think about it but texts you two days later that he's okay with poly-dating -Pedri goes out with other girls casually, but always hangs out with you the most. Gavi doesn't date anyone else for now. -Pedri teaches you how to play FIFA on PlayStation and likes restaurant and beach dates. Gavi teaches you how to play football and likes to go shopping with you. They both like to hang out at your flat too, they like its quirky style. -They talk about you when you're not around but never about what happens on their dates with you in detail. -Pedri likes to Facetime and Whatsapp you with funny stickers and Gifs while Gavi is big on texting every day to tell you everything he has done although he doesn't mind calls or video calls if you're the one initiating them. -Pedri's makeout sessions are long and sensual, knows how to take advantage of his plump lips. Happens a lot in his car when he's dropping you off at your place or when he is saying goodbye by the door. -Gavi likes to snuggle and kiss your neck, collarbone, and shoulders, and always leaves a hickey on the same spot when the last one fades. Is always touching your ass and puts his arm around you when you walk together. He is needy for physical attention -Even though you've made out and done some heavy petting before the first time you and Pedri have sex it starts with him playing with your clit over your panties (you're wearing a short skirt) while you both play PlayStation to make you lose. You tell him he has to pay for cheating. You climb onto his lap, kiss him passionately, and command him to get his cock out. He smirks and pulls down his joggers to give you his already hard member. You ride him and can't keep away from his mouth and tongue. He helps you to go faster by holding onto your hips, and barely makes noises or moans except when he's close to coming. He then pushes you down to the sofa to fuck you while you lay down and pulls out to finish on your stomach, you both laugh when some of his cum lands on and in your nose. He makes out with you after sex and always does after your first time. He loves to watch you cum and is a pleaser in the bedroom, you love to ask for him to pull out and finish on you.

-Before your first time Gavi and you have only dry hump while making out, and you've given him a blowjob. Sex with Gavi for the first time comes after you ask him what is his body count while you're at your place. You jokingly call him a slut, and he swears it's all recently because he didn't have much luck before. You ask if he didn't mind adding one more, while you caress his thigh right next to his cock, and he gets a hard-on instantaneously. He pulls you in to kiss you and slips his tongue into your mouth right away. He turns you over to take off your pants and underwear, touches your pussy from behind, and praises you for how wet you are already. He pushes his cock in standing doggy style while you are still in the kitchen holding on to the counter, and after you're both moaning loudly he stops to ask you for a condom and to go your room so he can see you under him while he finishes inside you as he touches your clit to make you cum while in tabletop position. Sex with Gavi is so good to satisfy both your praise kink and your submissive side.

-Pedri plays it cool but gets super jealous of any other people that aren't Gavi, he gets mad when other guys or girls hit on you because they don't have his approval or permission. He never says anything but you can tell he's bothered.

-Gavi doesn't get jealous because he knows you'll always tell him what's going on with other people. He trusts you.

-Gavi is playful and sweet outside of the bedroom and has grown to like playing with your collection of old-school board games when he comes over.

-Pedri is cool and confident and likes it when you're around even if you don't do anything, like laying by the pool with you on warmer days. -Gavi is the first one to say he loves you. He says it the first time you stay over for two days at his place, you nod and smile and say "you're so cute, you know", you're not ready to tell him "Te amo" back but you say "Te quiero"

-Pedri gives you expensive jewelry gifts that scream "gifting is my love language" but never says anything other than praises like "Eres tan bonita", "Que sexy eres" , "Me encantas, sabes?" or borderline friendship classic "Te quiero" but never "Te amo" or "Te adoro".

-Two months into dating them, you have your first and only threesome with them. Happens after you all hang out together all day long on one of their two-days off mid-week after a victory stints with Barcelona.You only hug, peck kiss and caress either of them all day. You all end the day getting really drunk on wine at Gavi's place. You all joke around and listen to music. Later, Gavi decides he wants to snuggle with you while you all watch TV on his couch, and he starts kissing your shoulder at random. Pedri looks over, stares at you and reaches for your hand to interlace it with his. You look at Pedri and blow him a kiss. He moves over to you to kiss you, you kiss him back and end up making out while Gavi whines "Not fair, yo quiero!" in a slurred voice. You separate from Pedri to kiss Gavi while you run your hand through his hair. Pedri reaches into your pants and touches you under your panties, while you moan into Gavi's mouth, the alcohol has taken all of you three's inhibitions away. Gavi starts touching your breasts and says "Let's go to my room, now", stands up and pulls you. Pedri lets go of you and looks at you both walking away from him, you call him "Pedri, come with us, por fa". He follows you. Once in Gavi's bedroom, you undress Gavi while Pedri undresses you and himself after. You spent the night kissing each other, and their bodies, the boys don't really touch each other but they talk to each other when they want to move you or change positions, they take turns fucking you and whoever is not putting their cock in your hole has their cock in your mouth. It's obvious they are turned on by what's happening. You think this is the highlight of the year and can't stop moaning from the pleasure, they make you cum twice. Pedri finishes on your buttcheeks, while Gavi asks you to swallow his load. You all fall asleep together on Gavi's bed after you make out with each one and snuggle with them after having sex.

-Pedri leaves early, before Gavi or you wake up and leaves a note, "Family day, can't stay. Te quiero". You spend the day with Gavi -Next training day, Gavi gets a ride from Ansu. They both laugh when they see each other at Ciutat Esportiva. Pedri tells Gavi while walking to the locker room at the end of training "That's never happening again" while Gavi nods and blushes to say "Agreed". For Pedri some things are better not shared. -Gavi is the first one to question if the polyamorous relationship has to be permanent, 2 weeks away from your three months mark of going out. You tell him he needs to see other girls if needs to because you're not monogamous. He nervously agrees.

-Gavi starts dating a girl who's friends with Ferran's girlfriend and decides to stop seeing you after three dates with her -You cry when Gavi tells you he wants to be exclusive with his new girl, but tell him you respect his decision not to date anymore and that you would like to stay friends. You are way more into him than you wanted to admit, the tears told on you. He says he's sorry, kisses your forehead, and holds you until you calm down.

-Pedri consoles you when he learns that you are upset about Gavi, and finally tells you that he's falling for you but he doesn't want a serious relationship at the moment, he caresses you while talking. He wants to keep dating around and be with you. He reminds you of everything he likes about you, so you don't think he's rejecting you. You tell him it's fine because that works for you too. You hug him for a long time. You make love that night, and it's very intimate with extra time spent on foreplay, and when he gives it to you he's holding your hands and kissing you. He screams "Joder, Y/N" when he finishes while you suck him off, you swallow all he has put in your mouth and confess "Te adoro, Pedro Gonzalez" while he still shakes with pleasure. -Pedri sends you flowers the next day with a note that says "Thank you for being so amazing and understanding. Te adoro"

-A week after what would be your 3-month mark of dating, Gavi calls you after training. He misses you a lot. He says he wants to see you. You inquire about his new relationship and he explains that it's nothing serious, just casual, and he doesn't see it lasting much more. You tell him he can come over if he wants to hang out since you don't have any plans tonight. He comes over that night, and you barely talk for 10 minutes before he is kissing you and pulling you in by your ass. He wants you and you're happy that he does. You have crazy, loud, and long make-up sex. "I could do this for hours" he says while panting. He makes you cum three times, and on the last one cums into his condom at the same time as you. He spoons with you naked afterward and whispers in your ear "Can we get back together, please?" while half asleep "Te amo". You answer back in a whisper "Me too" before falling asleep.

-Pedri makes fun of Gavi at training after you tell him you're dating again. "Couldn't stay away, ah, cabrón?" Gavi flips him off, softly punches him, and gives Pedri a shy smile, "No".

[thezoraprince]

Cat Nap - Sidon x reader

“Anyone who has a kitty knows that when they’re sleeping on you, you aren’t allowed to get up until they decide to move. I wanna know how my favorite fishy prince would feel about his love refusing to get up all cause a silly kitty is taking a silly nap on her lap. And of course Bazz too, if you can squeeze it in for our beloved Rocky <3 love you, babies (Unrelated, but a few days ago I put my playstation controller down on my bed for no more than 5 seconds and my bitch ass kittens stepped on that bitch and bought paleo pines. It’s a little funny and the game slays, but fuck them kitties)” - @millie-berra

hiiiii!!!! <3

it took me longer that i thought it would to come up wiith something for this... oops! but here we are! i hope you enjoy! :)

and omgggg!!!! i'm sure if i had a cat it would do the same, honestly.

there you are, laying in bed 

you’re reading a really good book

the cat’s on your lap

and man is it cozy

autumn always brings out the most wholesome moments

“There’s my pearl!”

Sidon kisses your forehead

you can feel the smile on his face as he does

“Don’t forget, we have dinner in a little while.”

your eyes go wide

How am I supposed to get ready when this fur ball is sleeping on me?

“We’re just going to have to cancel then.”

Sidon turns to you with a confused expression

“We can’t cancel dinner! This is a big event, y/n.”

“I can’t get up though!”

“And why is that?”

you point to the cat

Sidon just thinks you’re being silly

but after refusing to get up multiple times, he lays down beside you

“I guess we can be a little late…”

[indefenseofkara]

MWII Operator Headcanons: Kortac edition

Hello! It’s time for my Kortac headcanons! I’m doing the base operators that came with the game (except Oni because he’s a playstation exclusive so I can’t play him.) Like before, all images are screenshots from my game.

“Fender” Takacs

momma's boy, in the positive sense

can be loud and rambunctious, easy to view as a "mans man"

but very respectful of women and doesn't tolerate any of that "locker room talk"

the whole "mystery dad" thing has maybe gotten out of control

and when he's drunk he might let slip that he thinks his dad is someone like Reagan or maybe Elvis

or a time traveler. Seriously

“König”

I like the cleft pallet head canon

definitely a guy who crafts

there's already a ton of fan ideas about him, I don't really have anything to add

“Calisto” Allard

thinks she's better than you, but she's right

honestly one of those people who is good at everything and it's just not fair

refuses to look unkempt. No messy buns, no old t-shirts. Even her lounging around or doing chores clothes are high quality and well coordinated

still coming to terms with the fact that she isn’t straight

Darnell “Hutch” Hutchinson

competitive to a fault

seriously, just say "bet I can (blank) better than you" and he's ready to go

really good singing voice, a deep baritone

I think he has sisters. idk why, it just feels right

he’s actually the most meta character because he worked with the Call of Duty Endowment, which implies CoD exists within the world of CoD

Kim “Horangi” Hong-jin

has attempted to bet on the fact that he's a terrible gambler

it did not work

because he is a terrible gambler

can really hold a grudge

dyed his hair blue one time and kinda wants to do it again

likes to paint his nails

Rozlin “Roze” Helms

I like to think that she put Graves in his place a couple times when in Shadow company

like can you even imagine? He'd say some sexist remark and then say "not you/you're different/you don't count" or some "boys will be boys" nonsense

as if Roze isn't ready to throw down on behalf of any and all women in the fucking world

has been the "only woman" or the "first woman" in organizations for so long, and she's sick of it

maybe that’s one reason why she split from shadow company?

Sami “Zero” Zakaria

his call sign is the answer to the question "how much sexual attraction do you feel?"

(I'm trying to say he's ace)

yeah he had his rich party boy days, but that was more of a performance; a persona molded by societal expectations

when not in the battle field he's surprisingly chill

cannot stand low quality alcohol

Declan “Conor” MacConor

this mf-er blinked in my first screenshot of him

will play up the accent to get laid. No shame

if people get annoyed by his filthy mouth he talks about how cursing is a part of his ~culture~

guilty pleasure: reality tv

Tor “Aksel” Eriksen

serious about sunscreen. He's Scandinavian and has scars and tattoos. Gotta protect that skin

definitely owns a motorcycle

probably part of a heavy metal band at some point

he’s one of those guys who will wear shorts and sandals when it’s snowing and tell everyone “it’s not even that cold!”

Salvatrice “Stiletto” Muselli

biggest issue with her scar is that it makes it hard to do covert/undercover work

due to working on anti-drug task forces, she always carries narcan

has definitely threatened to castrate someone. Like holding a knife to their sack and everything

pretty good at giving herself manicures

she’s my fave, tbh

Thanks for reading! You can find my Specgru headcanons here. 

[rlyehtaxidermist]

honestly Y2.01K is so fucking funny. hey guys remember how ten years ago we switched off binary coded decimal because it fucked everything up? yeah we fucked it up again. but instead of the IBM 1401 this is happening on the sony playstation 3

[eatmyassssssssz]

Request for henry

I'm the same anon who asked that

Can you make a neighbor Henry where you baby sit his kids or something and he comes home a bit late and gives you a reward? Smut pls

Having a free day off is always relaxing to you, even when you do favors for people - especially Henry emily, a family friend who lived close to yourself - you don't mind, it beats that fucking job you work at any day.

This day you get a knock on your door from your neighbor, Henry his name was, he lives right next door. You've grown quite close to him ever since you moved in, although he's known you since you were young, you and him got close, via helping him with groceries shopping or him teaching you how to garden, sometimes just relaxing in his living room. he was sweet like that.

This favor you don't mind at all, one that makes you smile when you hear it;

"I need help with Charlie and Sammy...I'll be at work 'til quite late and i can't get anyone to watch them that late, they're just not old enough to be trusted yet, can you? You'd be a life saver. Honestly. I'll give you somethin for it since it's late." he said, even though he always gives you a little tip for the favours. he always felt guilty taking up your time when he thought you had better things to be doing.

Spending the day with the girls was a blast, they both begged you to play with them on the Playstation and then for lunch you made them sandwiches, sitting with them to watch a movie and then spent some time in the back yard as they tried showing you their cartwheels.

After a game of tag it was a little past 8, the girls all warn out and tired so after their showers and night routines you put them in their beds, kissing them both on the forehead and wishing them goodnight.

he unlocks the door, rubbing the tired out of his eyes. you look up from the couch, watching a movie on his television, like he said you could when his kids had went up to sleep.

And that's how your here, you had happily agreed, not only because you have that secret crush on him, but the girls are the sweetest kids you know and you don't mind having to watch over them at any time.

"hello, mr emily!" you say cheerfully.

"how were the girls? went to bed on time?" he looked upon you, studying your figure.

you nod. you were a family friend's daughter, so you knew Henry quite well, and his girls. You knew how polite he was and how soft he was. He was never rude, nor impolite. he always tipped you quite a bit if you done a job for him like babysitting.

He grabbed his wallet. "Let me get your tip, thanks for looking after them, sweetheart. 's much appreciated." He opened his wallet, flicking through his cards and too his cash. "shit."

"I'll be right back, I'll go to the ATM and get your tip out for you." He sighed softly, putting his wallet in the back pocket of his work jeans.

You look up softly and get up after turning off his TV. "Nonono, don't worry, Mr. Emily."

"You don't have to call me Mr. Emily, Henry is just fine. And i will worry. You're a young girl living by herself. I can't give you just what most people would. Especially since I've known you since you were young."

You walk over to him, fidgeting with your hands. You breath in, your thoughts are going crazy. 'just say it. whats the worst that can happen?" your inner monologue spoke.

"You can pay me in another way, Henry." you say, drapping your hands over his shoulders.

"oh really now?"

you nod in reply. he holds up your chin giving you a quick kiss.

suddenly, the kiss went from quick to long, and sweet to sexual, and meaningless to passionate.

"mr emily—"

"henry." he corrected, "henry, are you sure..this is a good decision?" he nods. "if youre comfortable with it, yes."

you nod intently.

Yes, he was a lot older than you, yes he literally had children dilf but what does that mean? experience.

"im sorry i don't have a tip for you, doll. hope you don't mind. i can get it for you tomorrow." he says, unbuckling his belt. "henry, you don't have to worry about it. please, don't. taking my virginity is much enough."

he looked up at you, confused. "What?" you cock your head in reply. "Did i say something weird? I'm sorry—"

"nonono..you're a virgin?"

you nod meekly. "..yup." he traces your hips and curves, "but, you're perfect. Beautiful, young, funny, sweet."

"I've been waiting for a special someone too take my virginity. And i picked you." You say, unzipping his jeans. He slides then down and takes himself out of his boxers.

Your eyes peer at his dick. "oh— um..you're...really thick. Jesus." He chuckled at your response. "Really now, huh?"

"i..i don't think i can fit that."

"I suppose it might be a struggle, yes." He put 2 fingers up to your hole. "May i? Just might stretch you, a bit."

a bit? 1 of his fingers was enough to stretch you!

"a bit?" he laughed lazily in response to your shocked expression. "i...yes, yes, just please, do it!" you slap his arm playfully.

he continued to plunge the first half of his ring and middle finger into you. he had a ring on and it felt cold against your thighs as you squeezed said thighs together around his hand.

you let out a choked moan. "j—jesus.."

"this a good enough tip?"

big thanks to @lillianastuff for helping with the first 3 or so paragraphs!!