#fuck onision man

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

My guilty pleasure is watching a compilation of every single Onision temper tantrum in order and fact-checking him, psychoanalyzing him, roasting him, and telling him to kill himself through the screen

[spearxwind]

every single time that the knowledge that onision exists enters my scope of perception i have to wonder how he hasnt been thrown in the slammer

[maybevalentine]

watching strange's video on onision's fourth book and... seeing the clip of greg scream about his vegetarian body made me, a vegetarian, want to eat meat

[mooniemilkieway]

can monster high tiktok/ g1 purists stfu for once like

okay i love g1, actually i love all of the generations but it’s so fucking tiring how that there will literally be a g3 monster high posts and some hag will literally comment “omg g1 better mh is ruined mah childhood 😢😢😢” LIKE OMG WE GET IT YOU HAVE NO JOB NOR A SOCIAL LIFE OUTSIDE OF TIKTOK LMFAOAO.

don’t even get me STARTED on how bitches will see draculaura or Abbey or hell any curvy character and call them “fat” or “obese” for having thick thighs LIKE GIRL WHY U HATING LIKE A MAN. it’s giving onision’s rating bodies and calling one of the poor girls bodies “violin hips” OMG STHU

if you don’t like g3 then that is perfectly fine but my god why are u being a literal bigot over dolls when MH always stood for is acceptance.

anyways stan g3 draculaura she outsold all of ur favs

[chaifootsteps]

The same people who hate proship are the ones that take a 5 year old and 18 year, but age the 5 year old up to 18 to ship with the 18 year old, but you're gross if you're ok with a 18 and 20 year old together. I'm at that point where I don't like shipping anything anymore, people always find a reason to shit on someone for a ship. They flat out ignore when there's shit that's a problem, like someone they like flat out abusing someone. Ugh, I know Onision isn't your "fandom" or your knowledge, but I still remember when Onion man recorded his ex having a seizure in a bathtub and uploading it on to YouTube. He fed her a slice of cheese instead of taking her to the hospital. But you know, God forbid if you called onision out for being a piece of shit for that, cause you know, you like a dragon. Ok sorry, I'm just frustrated because I'm over here expecting shit like "Chai farted on to a new born baby" or seeing screenshots of you saying you kick your dog. The whole ship debate is fucking stupid, these characters aren't real and are never shit like card captor sakura where one of her best friends who is like 9 is in a relationship with her teacher who is in his mid 20's.

Ok, sorry if all this is a mouthful or even triggering. I'm just thinking of shit that's an actual problem and how people don't care.

I've never understood what's wrong with aging up. I mean I get the thought process, I guess, but is it really that inconceivable that someone would say "I think this character would be cool as a 20 year old?"

But yes, the whole debate is incredibly stupid. If you hate a ship, blacklist it. If you think a ship is canonically rancid, take it up with the source material, not randos on the internet who might like it for any number of reasons.

[just-antithings]

Found while dredging up ✨influencer✨ controversies on TVTropes:

Lola Presents was a semi-active user on FanFiction.net who wrote many fanfics based on The Loud House. In her bio, she stated she was a 20-year-old female victim of child sexual abuse who wrote Loudcest fanfics as a way of coping with her trauma. However, on September 25, 2023, it was revealed that Lola was actually a married man in his fifties who had attempted to gaslight other users on the site. Shortly after this revelation, Lola deleted his account and scrubbed all of his fanfics off the site, ending his presence on the internet.

Is it me, or does this really not belong on the same page with the likes of Onision and James Somerton and Austin Jones? Aside from the vague mention of "gaslighting" (which - let's face it - these days could mean pretty much anything) it looks like literally all this dude did was write some fucking stories

also like in today’s fanfic climate lying about your identity so that you can write problematic fanfic is a lot more understandable imo

[ghostie-reads-yt]

Joe Goldberg Hate (Part One)

I HATE Joe Goldberg, with a passion- it is always something I love to rant about, because the book was trash and Joe Goldberg as a character is the worst.

I've heard people defend him with like 'no, he gave away his own son so that his son could be loved'- which like, dude... are we really congratulating someone for the bare minimum? How is him giving his son away make up for the countless amount of lives he's taken? I don't think there's anything that anyone can say that would make me forgive anything that Joe [as a character] has done.

If you've never read the book, you saved yourself from the absolutely horrendous and cringy writing in the book. If you thought Joe was horny in the show, the book is on par with 365 Days (If you've ever watched that movie/movie series, I am so sorry...). The book is like this one very LONG sexual fantasy about a specific woman (and if you're reading the later books, sometimes multiple women.). But there's also his terrible "intellectual" speak, which I always find eye rollingly bad (Onision 'intellectual' bad).

From the first page, Joe mentally undresses Beck, comparing her to multiple romantic leads from movies- but then making it sexual. It's like reading the mind of a Reddit 'nice guy' incel. At one point she sneezes and he thinks about ho loud she would be when she climaxes... I wanted to close the book then and there, and that's only on page 2, there's a lot of talk about her nipples and whether or not she's wearing a bra, which is gross. Also during this first meeting, Joe takes Beck's phone out of the basket- who does this besides a character from a Colleen Hoover book. It's creepy, and I cannot for the life of me understand why Beck didn't turn and run. It absolutely FLOORED me when I found out this was supposed to be a romance (I'm guessing like Haunting Adeline, but more cringe and less sexual sadism- because Joe only likes vanilla sex, and anything else is, to him, is gross and can "ruin" you).

Stalking aside (a fucking weird sentence to write), Joe is just... not attractive (Emotionally, not physically). The fact that any women could overlook his 'nice guy' talk is beyond me. He's oddly sexist for being a "romantic" guy who loves women, including his hot takes about women who read Faulkner (saying that women who buy Faulkner don't read it, they buy it to impress one night stands and are "insecure"... which isn't true and that's a fucking weird hot take), not wanting a woman who would dare read self help books (which, if a man ever tells you he doesn't like women who read self help, run, that's a red flag.). Not to mention his other literary references.

Some of his references don't make sense (Like in the first chapter saying her pink pants were "spun from Charlotte's Web" and then later saying she IS Charlotte's Web). He also likes to gate keep books and authors (which I never like. We should NEVER gate keep books or authors.), saying that he hopes she found out about a specific author the "right way" by reading a critical essay instead of on the internet.

He also has these little "analysis" moments, where he tries to sound smart- but they just fall flat- you could get a better analysis from Google or Sparknotes, and it makes me think that Caroline Kepnes either didn't do research, or these are her hot takes- like Bella Swan's terrible hot take about Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights. As someone who loves to read and think critically about books- this book reads more like Gothikana (in the sense that the book had a playlist, Pinterest photos, and literary references to give the VIBE of Dark Academia, without giving us academia or doing what academia literature is supposed to do, which is to critique the academia aesthetic.). It gives off "Brian from Family Guy"- seriously, if you just add the stalking and the killing, Joe Goldberg is Brian Griffin, except that he has a tamer sex life (worse sex life, if you ill). It's like Joe listened to Beethoven's Lacrimosa once and decided that he was an intellectual.

[motch-ey]

The minecraft stan community just bullied a girl to suicide.

this might read weird because i wrote it in word but i don’t know if im going to be able to record it so have this transcript, it’s got everything in it:

 Over the years there’s been some pretty horrific occasions of certain fandoms going too far with their enjoyment of certain media and brash defensiveness of particular shows, actors or characters  -I’m sure anyone’s who’s been on the internet long enough has at some point stumbled across the term “shipping wars”. Some of the worst examples are often traced back to certain fandoms that have either since of previously developed a reputation for toxicity – think of steven universe and the multitude of absolutely insane discourse escalation that happened back when that show was big: a tumblr user by the name of zamii070 being  harassed and encouraged to commit suicide over drawing a plus size character skinnier than she appears in the show, as well as other examples that received less coverage like that time a grown-ass man running a fan channel started beef with a make-a-wish kid over him getting early access to information on what the writers were planning for the story, one of the writers getting harassed off twitter by fans over her choice to explore the relationship between a certain pairing of characters over another, and another case I witnessed personally of a teenager being harassed en masse on Instagram and called a paedophile for wanting to see the protagonist of the show kiss his girlfriend.

Putting that diffuse deep dive aside, incidents like this have been cropping up in online fandom spaces for well over a decade now, and with the mass exodus from irl to twitter prompted by the pandemic, the issue only seems to be getting worse. For the last few years, especially on sites like twitter (although thankfully with the end of covid usage does seem to be dying down a bit) you’ve probably seen the word “stan” thrown about a lot to describe those mega fans overly invested in their communities, most notably K-Pop and the Minecraft and wider video game communities. If you’re above the age of fucking zoomer, you’re probably familiar with the origin of the term in the song “stan” by Eminem as a descriptor of a crazed fan who’s obsession leads him to do… unsavoury things. In more recent times, the term’s gone through somewhat of a reclamation event and the most dedicated of fans of any given thing have taken it on as a badge of honour to show that they are the most devoted to whatever master it is they serve. And this kind of behaviour has been encouraged and dare I say stoked by certain figures in the community- most notably Dream, arguably the biggest content creator in the MCYT community for the last 2 years. Although it should be noted that due to his size his encouragement of stans did not exactly go unnoticed and some of his comments here made up one of his MANY cancelling events. But that’s a video for another day.I’m doing all this setup to essentially to make the point that people who participate in fandoms can be really intense. And the combination of the added focus on intersectional leftist progressive politics online with a whole generation of teenagers being forced online by lockdowns created the unholy lovechild that is the twitter Minecraft (or mcyt – standing for Minecraft youtube) community.

More hyper vigilant and self-censorious than pretty much any fandom that had come before – the fans were some of the most dedicated ever witnessed for any piece of media that the internet’s ever enjoyed. For almost 3 years there was a new major cancelling event coming out of this fandom every couple of days. And it wasn’t even limited to the creators the way some of the internet’s most infamous drama has been (think beauty community or onision). Like, you’d have the usual tweet mining to find something deemed inappropriate that some major streamer said 10 years ago, but people were doing it to people who were just like big names in the fanbase. You’d have fan accounts with upwards of 10 or 20k followers doing callouts on each other for posts they liked or people they followed -it was chaos. A lot of this came to a head in the summer of 2021 when the mob conscious of the twitter fandom decided their next target would be notable youtube streamer Technoblade. It’s unclear whether the mass targeting of this one specific creator began in part due to his rivalry with dream and thus as a result of the dream stans wanting an excuse to hate him publicly while making themselves seem virtuous in the process, the mob may have just wanted a new witch to hunt- but I’m certainly not discounting it as a factor. Either way, old clips resurfaced to be taken out of context and weaponised and the onslaught eventually led to Technoblade leaving twitter. Months later, after a period of relative radio silence on all platforms, techno returned with the announcement that he had been diagnosed with sarcoma, a form of cancer.

Needless to say, the news was all over twitter as soon as it broke, and a lot of the accounts most vocal in their dislike of techno quickly shut up and ran away with their tails between their legs. Following a brief return to content in the intervening months largely focussed on charity work raising money for research into his illness, Techno sadly passed away in June of 2022, with his father breaking the news online. If you’re thinking the name technoblade was familiar, this is probably where you heard it- his death made international news and almost every creator online whether they knew him or not made a public statement.

Following his death, techno’s social media was taken over by his father, who took the time to answer fan questions and share memories of his son. One message which stuck out to a lot of people within the fandom was technodad’s claim that techno’s cancer diagnosis had affected him less than the harassment he received around the same time. Remember how I said the techno antis (I realise I haven’t explained that term but just think of it as the polar opposite to a stan) mostly disappeared when his diagnosis came out? Well a few of the bigger accounts went silent for a short period and then attempted to slither back into techno’s fandom like nothing had every happened. I’m almost proud to say that the fandom at large did not forget and those responsible are routinely reminded that they were worse than literal cancer. You would think that this devastating experience would have taught the fandom at large the dangers and negative effects of jumping on a hate bandwagon for a certain figure at short (read: no) notice.You would think.The video up until this point has mostly been setup and background information, and that’s a lot to do with me putting off talking about the main topic, because frankly it’s just upsetting.

An offshoot of the main Minecraft youtube fandom is that for indie rock group lovejoy, led by frontman Wilbur soot. It’s important to note that while the core fandom for lovejoy is largely separate from the wider Minecraft community, on twitter the whole Minecraft community knows about lovejoy due to wilbur’s history and continued activity as a Minecraft streamer.

With lovejoy’s rise in popularity came a rise in their own dedicated fan accounts, one of which was tatterwinged, run by an individual known as alice. The account got big from being one of the most active members of the community, from writing fan fiction based on the characters Wilbur and his friends would play during their streams to posting gig photography taken at their first public shows. During November of 2022 it was revealed that alice was running a private set of secret second accounts which contained not safe for work content pertaining to the same streamers and characters featured in her main blog, in the form of fanfiction and discussion. At this point in time alice’s main account was followed by quite a few big content creators, including lovejoy members themselves, so something like this coming out made a big splash.  Alice was sent a wave of death threats and practically the whole fandom was coming out of the woodwork to call her some variation of a pedo and a freak, despite alice being a minor herself at the time. There were also calls for and direct threats of violence thrown at her. Alice never denied any of the claims levied at her but made a thread explaining essentially what had happened from her perspective and locked her account to stave off further harassment. At this time some dms between alice and a former friend were also leaked.

 The situation had mostly cycled out of people’s view as the “current thing” when a series of tweets appeared on the tatterwinged account implying that alice had intensions to end her life, followed by radio silence. Another account belonging to a real life friend of alice started posting with the aim of getting the message out that alice had gone missing and was not responding to messages, including providing links to missing person reports from local websites.

You’d think seeing the escalation would make people reconsider whether the harassment campaign levied against a teenage girl for privately writing uncomfortable stories about real people was proportional to the crime but apparently not. For the next month we didn’t really hear much more about what was going on with alice. Her friend took over the tatterwinged account and a lot of tweets were deleted ( a lot of what you see in this video was archived prior to deletion), but beyond calls for her safe return from a few voices there was nothing

As of the time I’m writing this, it was announced on the 29th of December that alice had been found dead on the 27th, presumably by her own action. And people are still going after her.   I just don’t have words anymore. The fact that a person can get to the point where they see the news that a teenage girl killed herself over what is essentially 2022’s answer to cyberbullying and their first response is to say that she DESERVED IT and get angry that people are calling out the people who drove her to it is just…

[rossredd]

Guys guys I'm watching SHERLOCKED: The musical and so far we have

Onision! Sherlock

Watson who's So Fucking Sad™ and I dont mean that lightly. Pathetic man.

And a self insert OC Lestrade who's also Stamford and very very hyper and he's bffs with Mycroft

Also Moriarty and his gay ass bodyguards, literally carried the entire show, I love them so fucking much.

So Fucking devastated they didn't include Miss Adler they could have fixed her tbh.

Can't believe highschoolers did a better adaptation than BBC Sherlock. Great job guys.

[petitprincess1]

Hey Man, just a heads up (but since you already likely know.)

This is a very normal occurrence with Dainty, he has had a long track record of nonstop harassment when he used to be in the Brony/Hazbin Community and won’t likely stop harassing you. He has a history of sending hateful anonymous messages where he pretends to be someone else to get his harassment across. Just wanted to verify that, hope you’re doing okay!

Again, I'm doing okay. It's more amusing, at best, slightly irritating, at worst. Mainly because he thinks I'm legit either bringing this up out of nowhere or showing private info. This boi's paper trail is sooooo long that even Onision is judging him x3

My thing is that regardless of what you've been through, nothing gives you the right to harass someone, especially to the point of gaslighting and manipulating. There is absolutely no excuse to act that way.

Don't get me wrong, I know some people have problems understanding social cues or tend to be more distant or anything like that. Hell, I have that problem, as well. Both IRL (as long as I can remember) and online. But like you grow and learn and try your best to adapt. I've come to a point where I make sure to ask for clarification. I have such a hard time reading a room or knowing my "audience" that I don't realize when I've said something wrong. So much so that I sometimes have to be explained very, very carefully about what I did, while also keeping in mind it's nothing personal.

I'm getting better, but I'm def not perfect in the slightest. At least, I can say that I'm trying. The fact that I've gotten support from people that are saying that this behavior is CONSISTENT with how he was in the past, only makes me feel more emboldened in my decisions.

And, Dainty, stop saying "but I'm a victim". There's nothing I hate more than hearing about an abuser, during a court case and learning that they went through abuse, as well. Because that means you know what it was like. You've been on the receiving end of that hate and anger and pain. But since the harassment is not aimed toward you, you couldn't give less of a fuck.

It ain't about a fictional character.

[shoujoboy-restart]

Remember when dragon maid fans were rightfully mad at one of the translation script writer's in Dragon Maid because she kept defending a bizarre decision to add a #feminist line critising the fan service designs of one of the characters while also staying weirdly silent about the removal of the lesbian undertones of the show? Well, we have something new and even more bizarre, the brazilian Chainsaw Man fans are bullying and harassing one of the voice actors for the portuguese dub of the anime adaptation because the translation...is going to be accurate to the actual japanese manga.

Yup, I'm not joking or being the slightest bit sarcastic, apparently the Brazilian CSM community is obcessed with fan scalations that just...don't actually accurately translate the manga, and more specifically, make an worse version of south park style comedy, filled with mysogynist, sexist, homophobic, racist and anti-semitic jokes, one of the infamous "translations" being a panel where one of the character calls her employer a Jew for saying he's going to discount from her salary for coming up to work late and then repeatedly calls him a Jew again after he tells her work instructions

I have yet to read anything CSM so i don't even know if there's any sort of accuracy to this, but some fans on the comments of tweets of panels "calling out" or just exposing these translations claim the fanscalators don't seem to care about actually translating for the fans to connect with the original intentions of the work, but to use the manga as a platform to have their out of context jokes and their 15 minutes stand-up validate, with fans who criticize these innacurate translations receiving condescending responses of some variation of "boring person detected".

Now going back to the situation at hand, decades old Brazilian voice acting veteran Guilherme Briggs, know for in a moment having a deep mellow voice for characters like Kronk from A Emperor's New Groove, hysterical clowhonk infactuation for the likes of King Julian in the Madagascar Franchise and a high pitched feminine primadonna in a moment and a commanding deep roar in the next for the iconic HIM from the Powerpuff Girls, together with multiple anime characters in also accurate but inventive translations of other animes before that, so basically, this man made the childhood, teenhood and adulthood of many fans of cartoons, anime and movies across age ratings.

The scanlation fans started attacking the voice actor for the Future Demon at first because instead of him using/referencing a infamous un-official translation where the character is made to say "o futuro é pica"(which would roughly translate to "the future fucks!") the actor decided to make a small creative change from the official translation which is "o futuro é show!(the future is (a) show!" which he changed to "o futuro é top!(the future is top(notch)!".

Brigg's after the attacks and complaints decided to express the obvious that he was there to working with the official and accurate translation of the manga for the adaptation, adding the also obvious fact the scanlation was homophobic, sexist, racist, antisemitic and had no interest in actually accurately portraying the manga in a way Brazilian fans can connect with it.

Which caused the complaints to escalate to full on harassment 24/7, ranging from death treats on social medias and attempts to hack his Instagram and Twitter, again, because he was dubbing based on the official and accurate translation of the manag instead of random nobody loser on the internet with Onision level humor, to the point Briggs went on his now locked twitter account and announced he's considering quitting his role as Future Demon.

Crunchy Roll Brazil, which is managing the dubbing together with Som de Vera Cruz studios wuc Briggs is working trought, came in support for Briggs and said they won't entertain these weirdos

Google translate: "There is no room for cyberbullying within the anime community. Crunchyroll fully supports the voice actor Guilherme Briggs and condemns the attacks directed at him and his fantastic dubbing work with the Som de Vera Cruz studio team. We'd like to thank the fans who have expressed their support for Briggs, as well as the voiceover team for their work and professionalism. It's your work that makes the industry strong" today, and the community

TL;DR THE Morherfucking G.O.A.T. of Brazilian voice acting is being harassed by a bunch of south park fandom rejects jerking eachother off about how boring the official and accurate translation for CSM is because it doesn't attack minorities on every other panel.

[museenkuss]

you mentioning onision and his books in the tags caught me off guard so much.... haven't thought of that fuck of a man in years & also. oh my god t hose books were bad

oh god YEAH. I sometimes think about him. Earlier this year I read parts of his autobiography (newest book?) on his new website. for someone who hates reading, he sure cranks those books out at a rate that makes me jealous, frankly.

In case you were wondering: He's apparently going through some kind of zoom trial atm and he's apparently still married to Kai (or whatever he(they?) is going by now). Insane.

[sw33tm0urningl4mb]

i know this has been years ago and i was relatively young when it happened, but im so pissed about how things went down with shiloh and onision. i’m finally seeing/hearing the clips of the police showing up at their house and SIDING with HIM. as an abuse survivor from a man who was a carbon copy of greg, this shit destroys me. he found shiloh as a CHILD and took everything from her. i hope she’s okay now. fuck you scumbag and fuck the police.

[excedrinpm]

I’m ngl I’m listening to old vids about onision (fuck that man Fr) but god do I miss those days. I was in middle school at the time but like I had so many internet friends and Skype groups with internet friends and life was just so like dramatic and hyperbolic but not in any way that like actually mattered and I miss it to be honest.

Like don’t get me wrong if I was in chat rooms with that same energy now I think I would leave immediately just bc I don’t do super extra stuff anymore but god life was so simple when my biggest worry was my internet friends having beef with each other over stupid things

I wish I had the guts to join any discord servers and make friends and stuff but I’m just so jaded and also scared and also some of them are so fucking big it’s like bro how do you even talk to each other with this many people in here

[area51-escapee]

I also kept up with a lot of fuckin onision commentary channels back in middle/high school. I know so much more about that man than I wish I did. I wasted so much fucking time.

[fuck-onionboy]

where to begin?

i really dont know where to begin, so let’s begin with onision’s earliest interactions with women, the following are excerpts from lifeofonion.com because they seem to have the most comprehensive knowledge of greg’s pre-skye life:

Childhood Girls Greg dated and/or had crushes on in Elementary School.

Aubry

He says Aubry was the first girl he ever dated and the first girl he ever thought he loved. They dated in the 2nd grade. Greg says one day a boy named Phillip said Aubry was his girlfriend and told Greg to get away from her. He said other "nasty things", so Greg asked Aubry if she minded watching him beat Phillip. She said she did not, so he turned around and "began swinging as hard and fast as I could..." Phillip grabbed Greg's long hair and flipped him. Greg says he landed on the ground and Phillip "managed to land quite a few punches." The fight was broken up and Greg says Phillip cried and Greg smiled. Greg says he and Phillip were "ok" after the fight, but Phillip passed away two years later.

He says he and Aubry never talked after the incident.

Alana Greg says he had a crush on Alana in elementary school. He says she always had surgeries on her arm and felt bad for her.

Amber Greg says he fell for Amber in the 4th grade and she was the most beautiful girl he met up until that point. He says he spoke to her on occasion, but in 2005 he said he lost track of her.

[Unknown Name] In the 4th grade, he asked a girl out that looked like Winona Ryder with a letter. She ended up dumping with with a letter.

This could be Amber (above).

Pre-teen Girls Greg dated and/or had crushes on when he was 10 to 12 years old.

Lindsey Greg says Lindsey asked him out when he was in the 5th grade. He didn't understand what she meant and asked, "which movie?" She later broke up with him from a line he believes she got from the WB. He says it was all a "sham", but he thought she was funny at the time.

Julia Julia was Greg's first kiss. He also had his first sexual experience with her. Greg was 11 and Julia was 15. This would have been in 1997. Greg spoke about his experiences with Julia several times over the years. In 2018, Greg named and modeled a character in his 3rd book, Reaper's Creek, after Julia and wrote about their sexual experiences. This caused some controversy due to their ages.In 2019, Greg bought a love doll to sell nude photos and videos of and named her Julia Love.

Crystal Greg says he dated Crystal in the 6th grade. He says she looked like Zooey Deschanel, "except she was Mexican". She dumped him because she thought he had blue eyes, when he really had green eyes.

Teen Girls Greg dated and/or had crushes on when he was a teenager

Monica Greg says he asked out Monica in the 7th grade. He says "she basically looked like Jennifer Love Hewitt with braces." They dated for two weeks. She dumped him because her friend did not like him.

Sharnell

Greg says they dated when he was 15-years-old. He says he groped Sharnell's boob, then broke up with her.

Jennifer Greg had a crush on Jennifer when he was 15. Jennifer is Michael's sister. They attended Greg's father's church. Greg says she was hyper and loved to run. Greg says he had his eyes on Jennifer for a while. He loved her high energy and he thought she was fun. He also notes that he liked that she was inexperienced with boys because he likes "teaching people about everything".

Greg confessed his feelings for her in a letter, but she called him and told him she did not think of him the same way. Greg continued to see her for a while whenever he would visit his father.

Ashley Greg says he met Ashley in his high school Earth Club. They spoke on and off for three years. Eventually they began watching movies together in each other's arms. The relationship came to an end when Greg invented his religion, Sicesca, and they had a huge fight over it. Ashley told Greg she never wanted to speak to him again and he laughed about it.

Unknown Age Greg did not specify when he dated these girls.

Danielle

Greg says he broke up with Danielle because "she kissed me like a garden hose." Greg says years after they dated, she called him to brag about how large her breasts got. Keesha Greg says he thought that Keesha was "literally, psychotically in love with me... like... horror film "in-love"." He says everything she owned had his name on it and "every other word she spoke was one directed towards me, about me..." He says he broke up with her because she hit on him too much. He tied to tell her he preferred smiling as flirting, but she did not understand.

Tia

They were friends, but ended up dating. He said it was weird and when they kissed, he didn't feel anything. They broke up after only dating four days.

In 2005, while talking about their short relationship, Greg says, "she's quite fantastic, she has a wonderful laugh, beautiful eyes, smile.. she just makes me feel comfortable..." They possibly could have still been friends at that point as he kept in contact with many of his exes at that time.

and now we move onto the skye era, which my main source will be lifeofonion still but also skye and shiloh’s testimonies about their relationship. 

skye and greg met in 2001 in their computer class, but didn’t start talking until 2003, and by 2005 they were married and greg was enlisted in the us air force (usaf)

“Skye and her sister, "Netunesa", participated in many of Greg's early websites and videos. For example, they began working on a video series on January 2, 2005 titled Odd Dolls. This was described on their site as dolls doing "hilarious/nasty things to one another.. these things involved such acts as, murder, arson, PDA, swearing, and various other non-PC actions." They made about 24 episodes. Greg said he broke up with Skye for the first time because she was depressed and he told her he could never make her happy. They because friends. In January 2005, Greg signed up for the United States Air Force. A few months later, in March 2005, someone who is believed to be Skye's mother told her to "be careful around Greg" because of his anger. Greg confronts this person through email and explains that he argues with Skye to "teach her something." The next day, Greg sent Skye what seems to be an email talking about a separation between them. He forwarded the email to his ex Tanya and asked her opinion. He then sent his ex another email, seemingly trying to win her back. Two months after the incident, on May 28, 2005, Greg and Skye became engaged. Greg stated, before their marriage he asked Skye to sign a prenup and she cried. Greg now uses this incident as evidence of his claim that Skye put on "water works" because she was interested in his money.”

greg and skye married in august of 2005 and for the first few years of their marriage they moved around a lot due to greg’s military job.

“On January 24th, 2007 Greg wrote a long blog post explaining why he made the decision for he and Skye to stop hanging out with friends and only hang out with each other and family. He explains he chose Skye to be with him for the rest of his life and having friends does not improve it and makes him suffer. Three days later, on January 27th, 2007, two mutual friends of Greg and Skye tried to separate them because the friends believed Greg was bad for Skye. Greg replied to this on his blog and told the friends that they are in-fact the ones that are bad for Skye because they can't look past his personality and they don't know he tells Skye he loves her every day.”

this is clearly the beginning of greg’s isolation and abuse patterns which he continued with shiloh, and continues with kai.

“In a 2008 blog post, Greg reveals his worst nightmare is not about monsters, but of his his wife leaving him or vice versa. This is something he would again say about his [husband], [Kai], in 2016. During his marriage to Skye, Greg would publicly express never wanting to have children. He said it would be selfish to have children due to overpopulation. (this was a speaks video) Years after the marriage (and after becoming a father), Greg said it was Skye who didn't want children and that's why he would say that. Greg revealed a couple of their marriage agreements in a 2010 video titled "Lover's Pact". One is an "honesty pact", to never lie or keep secrets from each other. The other agreement is a "health pact", to stay skinny. He states it would be selfish for one of them to gain weight and not take into consideration the other person's sexual needs. He says it would be hard for them to maintain attraction for the other when they are "intentionally, consciously letting themselves go". Greg spoke more about his marriage to Skye on his OnisionSpeaks channel and would give viewers advice about how to have a successful marriage like theirs. It is believed most of these videos were removed from his channel after the divorce.During the entirety of the marriage, Greg would often talk about he and Skye's relationship fondly online. Even as late as 2010 (the year he divorced her), when Greg was asked "At what point did you realize that Skye was the one you wanted to spend your life with???" he responded "When I realized her morals and interests were almost identical to mine… and that she loved me more than any girl I ever met… even when I’m being annoying or rude… she loves me… as I do her." Now, Greg says he only saw Skye as a friend and describes the marriage as "friends with benefits" or "bros hanging out". He says he was actually in love with his ex Shiree and only married Skye to receive military benefits, such as living off base and not having to live in the dorms. He says he and Skye would watch anime, play video games, and make love, but the making love stopped at the end of the relationship.“

so the patterns of abuse and control continue with the “health pacts.”

“Greg created his Onision YouTube on January 29, 2006. Greg was discharged from the United States Air Force in January 2009. He and Skye lived with Greg's mother for 8 months while they were finding a house. According to Greg, there was an [incident] where Skye was crying and his mother laughed and screamed in her face. He says this was because Skye didn't want help out around the house. After the military, Greg began to seriously pursue a YouTube career. Skye worked out of the house and supported both of them while Greg stayed home and worked on building his YouTube career. When his channel became successful enough to financially support them both, he asked her to quit her job and work for the YouTube channel with him full time. Skye would often act in the Onision Channel skits and appeared in his first viral hit, Banana Song. She would also make appearances in some OnisionSpeaks videos, usually messing around in the background or sitting next to him. Skye also designed some Onision shirts for Greg. Skye was adored by virtually all of Greg's fan base at the time.Skye joined YouTube on February 9, 2008 with her own channel, Tantaga (channel now removed), where she uploaded comedy and blooper videos. The last recorded number of subscribers on the Tantaga channel before its deletion was 13,164. At some point, it seems Skye lost interest in YouTube and would not work with Greg on videos anymore. He says she would lay on the couch all day and watch anime or look at pictures of flowers and dresses on her laptop. Skye later revealed she was suffering from depression. Toward the end of their marriage, the Onision channel became hugely successful. The channel had reached the Top 100 Most Subscribed YouTubers list by 2010.“

so greg was beginning to take off, but his and skye’s relationship was far from perfect, and skye was depressed, probably due to the isolation from her friends and most likely family, and they “divorced” on christmas eve 2010

“On December 24, 2010 Greg announced through his Facebook fanpage that he and Skye had been separated since December 17th. That same day, he uploaded "Greg & Skye Divorced", where he says he and Skye decided to get a divorce because they are not compatible and many other reasons. He says they are still friends and he still loves her. He says he and Skye will still be living together for a while. He says he moved on because he couldn't do it anymore and he hopes she moves on too. He tells his fans to be kind to her and show support because she deserves respect. Many fans were hoping it was a joke, but soon found out it wasn't. As the news spread, it brought mixed emotions to Greg and Skye's fanbase. Most were saddened by the news and some even went as far to say they felt like their own parents were getting a divorce. This news came seemingly out of nowhere to fans, as Greg and Skye seemed to be keeping up the same energy and emotions into their videos as when they first started. Some fans even contacted Greg to tell him he was making a mistake by divorcing Skye. Greg replies in the video "Onision's Divorce Was A Mistake?" saying these fans are ignorant and he did not have a perfect marriage. He says it was sad and draining. On December 25, Greg uploaded the skit video "Demon Possessed Girl" to his main channel. The video featured him, Skye and Cyr. It was the last skit Greg uploaded with Skye. At the end of the skit he asked fans to show Skye love, she could use it due to recent hardships. During this time Greg had his friend Cyr staying at their house. Sometime after Skye had moved out of the home, Greg uploaded the video "She Betrayed Me". In the video he walks around his house as he lists items Skye and her sister have taken from the home. He heavily implies she stole over $2,000 of his items from his home when he was not there. He says he wished she had told him she was going to take items from the home beforehand and that he was still willing the follow the "agreement" they had over living arrangements and monthly payments. Text appears under him, revealing the details. "I agreed to either cover her bills in my home for 2 years, or pay her $1,000 a month for a year outside my home" Greg has since deleted the video. After uploading this video, he uploaded another video showing surveillance footage of Skye and her sister removing items through his front porch. In the video he says he will take legal action. This video has also been deleted.After Skye began receiving harassment due to Greg's videos, he uploaded "Please Leave Skye Alone", where he asked fans to stop leaving hate comments on her channel. Skye says the divorce was sudden and came out of nowhere. Greg states he threatened her with divorce for the first time in June 2010 over an argument about their possessions. He has also stated he asked for one in October and regrets not following through with it at that time. There are two main reasons Greg states as to why he divorced his first wife. One reason is that he was upset that Skye "felt entitled to 50% of his assets". He says he made it clear their relationship was not about material items. He says despite marriage being an asset split in the eyes of the law, he believed they had an agreement that "everything she acquired in her life was hers, and he in his". He says when she wanted their possessions to be split, she was showing greed and he wanted out. The other reason Greg says he divorced Skye was because she "just sat around and browsed the web". He says she began to have problems with motivation and would quit making videos with him in the middle of filming. He also says she once had a "melt down" in-front of him and his mom for no reason.”

so this is where things start to get legally sketchy, he writes HIS OWN DIVORCE AGREEMENT, and follows skye around the house screaming at her to sign it. so it wasn’t legal to begin with because it wasn’t notarized, or written by an actual lawyer, or an actual legal contract in any way, shape, or form, but then he makes skye sign it under duress, making it doubly invalid

“When talking or blogging about his ex-wife, Skye, Greg often posts the divorce contract he created. The contract is dated December 22, 2010. In the contract Greg states that he would let Skye continue to live in his house rent free until December 22, 2011, 1 year. If she moves out, he states he would pay her $1,000 a month. The contract also states, when Skye signs the papers, she forfeits all home ownership rights to Greg. Greg often brings up this contract to prove that Skye ignored her signed agreement to him. He says when she and her sister took items from him home, she stole the signed agreement, although he had already made copies. He says in the end, that made no difference. According to Greg, Skye declined the offer to continue living with him because she was still in love with him and being around him would be too painful for her. (It's worth noting Greg was planning on starting his relationship with Shiloh during this time and shortly after separating from Skye he began living with Shiloh.)According to Skye, after Greg wrote up the contract he demanded her to sign it. "He would proceed to follow me around the house for hours at a time screaming at me that if I really loved him, I would sign the paperwork, Eventually after the endless onslaught, I gave in as my spirit was quite broken." Skye says due Greg forcing her to sign the contract and the fact that it was not proper or notarized, the court determined the contract was null. Skye [pursued] Greg legally for alimony payments. For years Greg has said Skye stole from him by lying about how much money of the Onision business she was entitled to. He says he got scared and settled without stepping into a courthouse.”

this is everything up to the skye era as described by outside sources, my next post will be skye’s testimony of their relationship (if i can find it), if not my next post will be the beginning of the shiloh era.

im sorry this was so fucking long but if you actually read the whole thing sauce me a follow? this is going to be an ongoing project but i just started and appreciate any exposure i can get