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Can someone explain to me how in the jet-engined flying fuck did these two shows come from the same streaming service?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
#tlou#the last of us#tlou bill#tlou frank#tlou spoilers#the last of us spoilers#velma#mindy kaling#fuck velma#fuck mindy kaling#velma 2023#velma show#the last of us hbo#tlou hbo#hbo tlou#hbo the last of us#the last of us show#tlou series
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Okay this is NOTHING like my usual content but because S2 of HBO Max’s “Velma” show came out, I have arrived to say that for some reason I have the sudden temptation to try to rework it, because as bad as it is, there is SO MUCH potential they could have used when it comes to characters specifically that the writers WASTE HARD because they aren’t competent at all.
Like, they REFUSE to give any of the ‘likeable’ main characters some sort of self-awareness about shitty behavior and REFUSE to make them change and develop as characters to the point where the supposedly “alpha male parody” character ends up being the most likeable and interesting (yes, this is me confessing that I sat through the entirety of “Velma” S1 for Fred LMAO), and even then they just make him the absolute butt of the joke.
Honestly, unpopular opinion, but I think the idea of “Velma” being a bit grittier with their protagonists having a little bit more unlikeable traits could have worked, but they didn’t use it well and just turned it into a freakshow lovechild of “Family Guy” and a Temu version of “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia”.
Then again, I’m not that familiar with the “Scooby Doo” franchise as a whole (I’ve only watched a couple old episodes), so if I were to rework “Velma”, the characters probably will still be at least a little OOC, but at the same time, the “Velma” versions are so OOC already, it fails as an adaptation/reboot of Scooby-Doo from the very first episode- At this point, any possible rewrite of the show is to expand on what it was possibly going for just so it can try to stand on its own 😭
(ALSO /GENQ WHERE CAN I START WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING INTO “SCOOBY DOO” AS A FRANCHISE? I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GETTING INTO IT EVEN BEFORE I THOUGHT ABOUT REWORKING “VELMA”)
#clearing out my drafts#hbo velma#velma 2023#velma show#velma season 2#is this a writing pitch? possibly#would probably just be a series of character redesign discussion posts bc I’m not confident enough in my own writing#to make it an actual fanfic LMAOOO#the writing somewhat had potential#it’s just that mindy kaling is a shit writer and a shit person#uhhh#fuck mindy kaling#fuck velma 2023#WHY AM I FIXATED ON VELMA OUT OF ALL SHOWS FUCK ME#scooby doo#scooby gang
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I have no problem with characters being race swapped since it promotes inclusivity and other races' representation in popular media.
But.
If those other races are written purely out of stereotypes and is not written by people of those races, then hun, that's a problem and I'm absolutely disgusted with how the creators treat it as their magnum opus
#I'm looking at you velma from velma#I do not want to be represented by a bitch who has no respect for her fellow humans and can't even get a simple derivative of the quadratic#formula right#yes this is a rant#made by an Asian#who is supposedly represented by this bitch#fuck mindy kaling#listen hun#I'm a brown skinned Asian too#and lmao#if velma is your idea of our entire race then fuck. you.#rant#random rambles#velma the series#hbo velma
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the realisation that the first piece of media i bonded with people over was scooby doo is insane.
i made my first group of friends at age 5 by playing scooby doo and running around the playground where it was glorified 'it' but we claimed to be the characters.
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Mindy Kaling: Men should take accusations of SA seriously... Also Mindy Kaling: Commits SA upon a man and threatens her employees to keep it quiet... "I don't want to live on this planet anymore".
#pixel 64#youtube#art is for all#fuck the woke#fuck star wars#fuck amber heard#fuck mindy Kaling#fuck hollywood
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i know everyone’s already giving their hot takes about the velma show lmfao but what makes me genuinely sad is how badly they treat the characters. like i watched a clip on twitter where velma disparages fred in court (after having falsely accused him of murder!) and she calls him a small-dicked privileged manchild who can’t even feed himself and like?
i don’t think mindy understands that all the characters in scooby doo are beloved. people don’t want to see daphne be a vapid “bitch” (which velma literally calls her that) or fred be misogynistic. we don’t want to see shaggy be some loser.
so like, who is this show for exactly? it’s obviously not for scooby fans because it’s too cynical about both the characters and the fanbase. it’s not for kids because it’s an adult show. it’s too stupid to appeal to adults. it’s a weird self-insert fantasy with scooby doo slapped onto it. mindy’s just playing the same loser character she always plays/writes to project on. daphne’s too bitchy, shaggy doesn’t have a single character trait similar to the og shaggy, fred’s too much of an asshole, velma’s judgemental and rude. like. WHO IS THIS FORRRRR.
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The Ladies of Ocean 8
#all queued up#fucking queen#awesome ladies#oceans 8#oceans eight#sandra bullock#cate blanchett#awkwafina#helena bonham carter#anne hathaway#mindy kaling#rihanna#sarah paulson#favourites
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i don’t think any of you understand how much i hate him
#never have i ever#devi vishwakumar#team paxton#fuck ben gross#daxton#maitreyi ramakrishnan#netflix#mindy kaling
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Okay as a benvi fan, I am happy they’re endgame. Overall I love how the show ended.
BUT WHY DOD THE WRITERS FUCK UP FABNEESA FOR A RANDOM IRRELEVANT RELATIONSHIP?! THEY HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL!
#Poorni speaks nhie#nhie#otp: i'm amazed by you#fabneesa#wlw ship#fuck you mindy kaling#furoruisa getting me back in my feels
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In light of the new Velma series
#scooby doo stage fright#scooby doo#velma series#velma (2023)#hbo max velma#anti velma (2023)#velma dinkley#daphne blake#why are velma and daphne kissing in the second pic#theyre at each others throats from what i understand#which is horrible because why do they hate each other#this isnt mystery incorporated this is mystery disenfranchised#dont bother hate watching the show if you wanna see how bad it is pirate it#this is what conservatives think leftists like#this show is a damn joke#look how they massacred my detectives#fuck you mindy kaling#velma is just mindy as her own girlboss self insert in a shitty version of the scooby doo cast#ALSO STOP WITH THE THING YOU FUCKING DING DONGS#editing a tag bc it came out wrong lmao#TEENS ARE /NOT/ SEX AND DRUG ADDICTED WHY DOES THIS KEEP BEING THE DRIVING POINT LMAO
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Sorry HBO Max (just kidding no we're not sorry) we've already got a self-aware interpretation of Scooby-Doo...
...one that is INFINITELY better.
#just finished the first episode#holy fuck it's good#scooby doo#scooby doo mystery incorporated#daphne blake#fred jones#velma dinkley#shaggy rogers#fuck hbo max#velma#velma 2023#velma show#mystery incorporated#fuck velma 2023#mindy kaling#fuck mindy kaling#hbo velma
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the “coconut is a slur” discourse is why we need to hunt lunchbox trauma diaspora creatives for sport
#Kamala Harris#coconut is a slur because mindy kaling said so <3#go to fucking he’ll#if you’ve ever done a comedy skit or wrote a story about lunchbox trauma u need to be put in a labour camp
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Some Zionist actors and actresses to stop supporting. 😡
#not surprised to see mindy kaling on this list tho#free palestine#fuck israel#from the river to the sea palestine will be free
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Here we are in 2024 where Scrappy Fucking Doo is the fucking hero
#velma season 2#James Gunn prolly gave them the go ahead#like holy shit#Scrappy 'the MVP' Doo#Killing off Velma like a champ#our unsung hero#scrappy doo#anti mindy kaling#still fuck velma#not my velma
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(found on twitter)
glenn, my man, i am literally begging you to try and get cast on some better shows, no fucking way this is the only option u have rn besides sunny
#how???#genuinely how the fuck i don't understand how come he's not in better stuff???#he's such a good fucking actor and ok maybe he's not the best there is but SURELY he can do better than this???#idc if i sound whiney or bitchy or whatever this is genuinely so upsetting to me.#glenn howerton#and mindy how dog shit can your writing be jfc SHAGGY IS A BETA MALE ARE YOU INSANE?????#i can't fucking watch this. maybe i will try for glenn but christ#mindy kaling#velma hbo max
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👀 What in fresh *𝑱𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒄𝒂 𝑴𝒖𝒍𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚* hell is this❓
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