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lovebirds!

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qijiu lingerie piece as promised in my vote for 1k!!

somehow they ended up being fairies,,,

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Uh oh here come the Shen Twins!

POV you are… literally anyone approaching these two tbh.

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Full Shen Twins Comic!

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Oh no, Shen Qingqiu has been poisoned! And there’s only one person he can bring himself to go to. But what’s that? The poison appears to have some pretty atypical effects…

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Disciple Shen Yuan (during disciple Shen Jiu era) who accidentally became the Divination Peak's head disciple bc he worked so hard and used all his meta knowledge, just so he could make a video-based divination system that shows the future. The Peak Lords were all appropriately impressed and this seals Shen Yuan as the next Divination Peak Peak Lord. A lot of pre-canon problems get solved. It becomes a world-changing invention.

Shen Yuan made it just to watch the endings of all his favorite animes.

Just. The hilarity of Peak Lord Shen Yuan becoming this mysterious genius Seer, sought after by the entire cultivational world. And then he just locks himself inside, pretending to be "prophesizing" or something. He's a full blown NEET at this point. He completely misses Shen Jiu's entry to the sect bc he was too busy "dvining" the next episode of Frieren Beyond the Journey's End. The next time he comes out, its with some vague words of valuing time spent with your peers.

The Qing Generation Peak Lords immediately listens to him and are now doing constant meet ups as the equivalent of team bulding exercises. The Shen Qingqiu rumors get solved. Shen Jiu is appropriately wary of this seemingly all knowing Peak Lord whom everyone listens to. And yet he also considers. Someone who can see the future? Someone who can SPEAK of the future they see and CHANGE it? Oh? Someone who can see all possible threats? What do you mean he can also divine your past? Past as in blackmail material?

Shen Jiu, in a fit of genius proving his right to be called the sect strategist, decides he'll have to test tf outta Shen Yuan to see if he can trust him (and sj is also low key terrified and hateful bc here is someone who can ruin everything he's ever done and he will NOT just let it be tyvm) and so Shen Jiu just. Does some minor (extensive) background search. And tries ro get Shen Yuan to snap. Yeah, that's right. Just annoy the scary all-seeing dude.

Shen Yuan eventually gets super annoyed, his inner internet troll has been desperately struggling to get free for YEARS, and now here's a convenient target who totally deserves it. Shen-Shixiong you total prick, why do you keep digging up everything about Shen Yuan!

So. In a fit of similar genius spiked with way too much pettiness, Shen Yuan goes "You little prick, lets see how you like it when YOUR privacy gets invaded!" and promptly plays a random scene from Shen Jiu's future ala projector style while they were in a Peak Lord meeting.

Shen Yuan made sure its nothing distressing or embarassing, he's petty not cruel! Except he did this by just doing a routine surface level scan of the emotions involved, and it was on "happy." Shen Yuan, a fuerdai who never really knew about Shen Jiu's past, just assumed it'd be a basic scene of maybe having a good meal or talking to a friend or something. He did NOT realize how fucking rare "Happy" is for Shen Jiu.

The scene that plays is a marriage.

Two figures decked in regal red marriage robes are in a bow in front of each other. The unmistakeable Grand Hall of Cang Qiong swathed in tastefully luxurious decorations surrounds them. There are also a lot of other damning details.

Qing Jing Peak's logo is embroidered onto the billowing ribbons. Paired with Divination Peak's own logo.

The two figures stand.

Its Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan.

When future-Shen Jiu actually smiled at future-Shen Yuan (who looks disgustingly in love wtf) and started leaning in for a kiss, present-Shen Yuan violently slams the divining tool off.

The loud slam is followed with a damning silent moment. That, unfortunately, lasted only for an actual moment.

Someone clears their throat.

Its Qi Qingqi.

She has a shit eating grin on her face. Besides her, Wei Qingwei's expression is slowly starting to match. Around, the other peak lords are either too invested, or carefully avoiding looking at him and Shen Jiu.

Shen Yuan very, very carefully does not look Shen Jiu's way.

"So..." Qi Qingqi begins. "Interesting divination there, Shen-Da-Shixiong, Shen-Er-Shixiong." Her words practically drip with insinuation.

Oh God. Oh Fuck. Fuck no.

Side Notes:

Shen Yuan's eyes glow a beight system blue whenever he "divines the future"

Shen Yuan wears a fortune teller outfit, meaning he's typically covered head to toe, complete with a veil.

Shen Yuan CAN actually see the future and show it to other people, either ala projector style 2d view of his choosing. or a complete 3d (like a pensieve in hp)

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i have a nest, a-jiu thinks. it's mine and it's nice and it's warm. my pack gave me soft nesting gifts, i just can't smell them right now.

blood-loss makes him dizzy. a thready purr escapes his chest.

my packmate came to visit my nest, he thinks, even though he knows it's a lie

Been obsessed with this threadfic lately

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Liu Qingge disillusionment when he spars Shen Yuan and realizes this shixiong is wrong.

He doesn't just not fight dirty, he doesn't fight on their level at all.

He uses fancy tricks that have all flash, but no function.

Where are the clever dodges, the feints, the biting parries?

Where is his swift, beautifully graceful rival?

Who is this man? He'd thought him without memories, kinder, softer...

This isn't his shixiong. The fight tells the story of a soul. This soul... this soul has never seen battle. His shixiong saw so much...

What is this? Where is the beauty he sought to bring to the light?

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SKETCH REQUEST... TIANLIUJIU.... PLEASEEEE

I got u bestie

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Crawling back to svsss with my fav ship, liujiu

They're enemies to lovers, your honor.

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Qijiu in a 90's grunge/punk teens AU, where SJ starts smoking as a young teen and YQ gets a cheap lighter for him. But SJ says: "Nah. It's ugly. You keep it." Because this way SJ has a plausibly deniable reason to demand YQ's attention basically any time he wants it! So now YQ always carries that lighter for SJ, even though he doesn't smoke himself.

Their separation happens when they are older than in canon. Their reunion goes badly. But the moment SJ pulls out a cigarette in YQY's vicinity, immediately YQY is there, a lighter in his outstretched hand - old and beat up but still obviously the same. Only one modification: it's now hanging from a chain. SJ silently, warily lights the cigarette and YQY smiles and puts the lighter chain necklace back on, tucking it inside his shirt to lay directly over his skin.

SJ's brain spins its wheels for a moment, unable to fit this fact into his worldview, but he quickly finds his anger again, drawling: "Ah, the immaculate Yue Qingyuan has started smoking. What a disgusting habit."

YQY's smile drops and he says quietly "No, I don't smoke. But I don't think it's disgusting."

I imagine at that SJ might run out of steam and leave? He needs time to think about this, right? But maybe next day he ends up "accidentally" taking out a cigarette in YQY's line of sight again, and that same lighter comes out again, and for a bit they stand together in silence that feels less suffocating than usual..?

And next day it happens again and SJ says: "You don't think it's disgusting? Prove it."

He hands YQY a cigarette. YQY dutifully tries to smoke it and starts coughing and even tearing up but still keeps trying to smoke it - because! it's a gift from Xiao Jiu! until SJ snatches the cigarette from his hand and viciously grinds it out.

Next day YQY comes with a pack of extra light cigarettes and asks SJ to teach him how to smoke properly. (He wants to prove his feelings to SJ! And of course it would be nice if he could lean in close to SJ's face and light his cigarette from SJ's own...)

Would SJ agree because he wants to drag the sect leader down to his level? Then maybe that could be the start of their reconciliation, being together for 5 unproblematic minutes every day?

Or maybe he'd feel like he had to protect Qi-ge from doing stupid and harmful things just because some spiteful asshole told him to, and would stop him? Even if SJ himself is the spiteful asshole!

Just - the thought of YQY during all the years of their separation always wearing a beat-up old lighter on a chain where nobody can see it because he thinks Xiao Jiu is dead and that's all he has left of him...But he never lights it because Xiao Jiu DIED IN A FIRE so he possibly has even more hangups about fire than SJ does...

Epilogue 1

At some point in the future SJ is sitting in a chair as he pulls out a cigarette. YQY leans down with the lighter but SJ tells him "No, get down here," and pulls YQY to kneel in front of him... YQY doesn't move away and is looking at SJ so rapturously that his first smoke exhalation lands directly in his face...

Epilogue 2

So in this universe SJ doesn't carry a lighter himself. I'm imagining a smoke break at Cang Qiong where SQH is nervously twisting the cheapest and grubbiest cigarette in existence in his fingers and asking SJ for a light.

SJ looks at him down his nose. "Do I look like the sort of person who needs to carry his own lighter?"

SQH is like: "Dude, you're actively smoking right now, light mine with yours!"

SJ immediately drops his cigarette on the ground, viciously grinds it out, turns around and walks away without a word.

Epilogue 3

Imagine SJ, in a fit of self- and everybody-else-loathing, saying something about how the cheap, beat-up, old lighter is an embarrassment - how SJ might get his own lighter to avoid having to see that ugly thing. YQY wouldn't want to lose Precious Lighter Time With Xiao Jiu, so next day when SJ gets out a cigarette YQY pulls out a new diamond-encrusted solid gold lighter, worthy of Xiao Jiu 💖

And SJ almost has a qi deviation because YQY has Replaced Their Shameful Ugly Past With An Expensive New Model. Which he expresses by cuttingly saying that the new lighter is even uglier than the old model and that perhaps YQY should go dig the old one out of the trash bin he threw it in because his taste is worse than trash. (Regardless of how tasteful the new lighter actually is.)

At which point YQY apologises and says that if SJ prefers the old lighter he can have it of course! And he pulls it out (he hung it from a chain necklace that's always resting over his heart).

SJ is quiet after that.

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Hello! What a coincidence that you open requests on my birthday! :D

If it's not too much, can I request BingJiu where SJ is draped in a ton of gifts from Binghe deadpanning at him but still blushing as he's showered in more gifts?

If not BingJiu, then QiJiu!! Thank you so much!!! Have a WONDERFUL day! :3 💙💐

Oh wow!! Happy birthday! <3 I wish you many happy years on this world with your friends and family

I hope you enjoy this little drawing I made for you! It's a lovely idea <3

request art here!

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♥️💚BingJiu mpreg birthday cake🎂🥰

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In Fanfiction, Shen Jiu usually falls for sweet shixiong Shen Yuan, but what about feral internet troll Shen Yuan?

Disciple: Head Disciple Shen should watch who he associates with. I've heard that Shen Jiu has been going behind the sects back to fuck whores

Shen Yuan: Well if Shen-shidi is fucking your mother, then maybe she'll end up giving birth to a better son!

Shen Jiu: That's him, the man that will one-day be my wife

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A rogue cultivator sneers at Shen Jiu during a summit: “Your reputation precedes you, Peak Lord Shen. Cold. Cruel. Unlovable.”

Shen Jiu, folding his fan with a sharp snap: “Oh? And yours doesn’t precede you at all. Likely because no one cares to remember you.”

He tilts his head, smile like a blade, voice smooth as poison and twice as fast-acting: “Tell me—did mediocrity feel like destiny, or was it a surprise? Or are you simply proud of having clawed your way to insignificance?”

The man opens his mouth. Shen Jiu doesn’t let him speak.

“Please, spare us your lineage. I already know it. A long, prestigious line of disappointments, each more forgettable than the last. You speak as though your opinion bears weight, but even your presence barely casts a shadow.”

He walks closer, circling once like a cat toying with a bleeding bird. His voice drops, every syllable enunciated with scalpel-precise contempt.

“You call me cold? That’s laughable, coming from someone who’s never burned hot enough to be remembered. Cruel? If I were truly cruel, I’d pretend to respect you. And unlovable?”

Shen Jiu leans in, smile gone—eyes narrowed, utterly, devastatingly unimpressed.

“Fool. Men twice as worthy have begged to crawl between my knees for a fraction of my attention. What have you ever inspired besides boredom and pity?”

He turns his back without ceremony, flicking his fan open once more like a judge pronouncing a death sentence.

“If you want relevance so badly, next time bring a blade, not your tongue. At least then we’d have a reason to remember you.”

The rogue cultivator looks like he aged a decade. One of his sleeves might be damp from silent tears. No one breathes.

Liu Qingge, in the back, visibly sweating: “Is this a duel or foreplay ??” Yue Qingyuan, staring glassy-eyed at Shen Jiu’s mouth: “I fear I may have developed a condition.” Mu Qingfang, flatly: “Do you need medical attention?” Liu Qingge: “Yes. For… heart demons.”

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Cycle of violence