#fuck mercenaries

[dougielombax]

So.

Who actually ARE these fuckers?

I know they’re mercenaries (I HATE mercenaries!) but WHO are they?

Ex-stormtroopers?

Pykes?

Ubese?

Who are they?

[vaguely-concerned]

the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)

god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah

[mongeese]

The way that Martinaise, with all its dilapidated and impoverished appearance, is still a place full of heart and care, a safe haven for those who have slipped through the cracks of society and have nowhere else to go. The way Garte truly loves the Whirling, the way the Hardie boys are crass and cruel but are dedicated to protecting their neighborhood and their people, the way Evrart is corrupt but still cares more for Martinaise and the Union than anything in the world, the way an old washerwoman gives you a place to sleep for free simply because she can and you ask. This is all they have, and it sure isn't perfect, but goddamn if they don't make it somewhere worth living. Makes my heart so full

[rocketbirdie]

here comes trouble (make it double!)

[tropicalcontinental]

Human fear is the window to the soul or whatever ://

[harbingersecho]

she should've been problematic at the club

[theangrycomet]

I wish SEGA wasn't a coward and would let IDW use Infinite in their stories because I KNOW these two would have so much beef and could have such interesting interactions, being two sides of the same coin.

[chickenchirps27]

Height Comparison (Moon thinks the new hire is Sooooo Extra but Y/N was being so fr about being raised by ninjas).

[vicagentstan]

part 2 here if u haven't seen :3

[dougielombax]

Same energy!

Except the ones on the bottom are somehow even more incompetent!

What are they gonna do? Shoot an unarmed pedestrian and demand to see your TV license?

Get FUCKED!

“iT IsN’t eaSY BEing a CoP¡”

*speeder explodes violently*

[mistleria]

Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby ji-

[loptrcoptr]

The blue eye samurai fandom, for some reason

[essektheylyss]

me, making a PC playlist: is Marina really an appropriate choice for an exhausted, four hundred year old grizzled war mage?

me, a split second later: what the fuck am I talking about. that's the demographic Marina makes music for.

[avvail]

prompt #79

The mercenary digs his fingers into the vigilante’s jaw, enough so that he has to surpress a pained hiss on his bloodied tongue. Behind the mask, the mercenary’s voice is cold, and venomous.

“Been looking for you, boy,” he drawls under his breath, and the vigilante’s feet stagger when he’s pushed back, hitting the wall with a groan. He still managed to straighten up, breathing through the aching pain in his ribs.

“Why?” He forced a bloodied smile. “Miss me?”

[angelnumber27]

If every club played solely crystal castles I would be a club grl but. They don’t

[rca-ryzies-ralley]

Guess im apart of AvA tumblr now-