#fuck mercenaries
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So.
Who actually ARE these fuckers?
I know they’re mercenaries (I HATE mercenaries!) but WHO are they?
Ex-stormtroopers?
Pykes?
Ubese?
Who are they?
#dougie rambles#personal stuff#star wars#the mandalorian#ahsoka#mysteries#guard scouts#gas mask#mooks#bastards#fuck mercenaries#faceless
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the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)
god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah
#my love affair with the particular psychological damage bull has got going on continues unabated it Compels me#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#iron bull#AS IF you'd forget josephine's name even if you were just the successful mercenary captain you pretend to be you motherfucker!#the way he subtly controls the tone of that whole conversation is so fucking elegant and cool#say what you want about him and even though it's destroyed his soul bull does know how to do his job#(also the 'could've just been a guy in a spiked helmet orlesians aren't too bright' dig if you're adaar is just *chef's kiss*)
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The way that Martinaise, with all its dilapidated and impoverished appearance, is still a place full of heart and care, a safe haven for those who have slipped through the cracks of society and have nowhere else to go. The way Garte truly loves the Whirling, the way the Hardie boys are crass and cruel but are dedicated to protecting their neighborhood and their people, the way Evrart is corrupt but still cares more for Martinaise and the Union than anything in the world, the way an old washerwoman gives you a place to sleep for free simply because she can and you ask. This is all they have, and it sure isn't perfect, but goddamn if they don't make it somewhere worth living. Makes my heart so full
#disco elysium#theres just so much compassion in this game. for even the worst type of people#feel like the only ones who arent given some redeeming qualities are the mercenaries and like. yeah. they deserve it#and the sunday friend. fuck that guy#but overall it's such a love letter to the homeless and the addicts and the poor and the ex-convicts and the outcasts#it's beautiful
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here comes trouble (make it double!)
#zakkura mercenaries <3 (evil edition)#dark!zack who's stupid in love with this creepy dead silent cloud#and zack is sooooo sweet and cheerful and 😇🥰😉 around him#and ONLY around cloud.#he acts like a snarling animal around literally anyone else.#4 years imprisoned and tortured plus another year of just running for his goddamn life has made him feel distinctly Not Very Human#and it shows! :)#meanwhile cloud has imprinted on zack like a newly hatched duckling and follows him around complacently#he never talks. he doesn't have to. zack does all the talking for both of them.#and if cloud DOES say something then that's how you know You Fucked Up. Badly#he's secretly SO much worse than zack. and it's not because Oh Sephiroth is in his brain whispering sweet nothings#it's because zack is right there next to him cheering him on! :3#zack; SOAKED in blood: gimme a C! gimme an L! gimme an O! gimme a U! gimme a D! that's my CLOUD!!!!! ❤️🩸❤️🩸❤️#ahem. anyway#so how's it going. lovely weather today huh#ffvii#zack fair#cloud strife#zakkura#my art <3#dark!zack au
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Human fear is the window to the soul or whatever ://
#digital art#tropical's art#art#cw eyestrain#high contrast#eye strain#collinlock16#Ouuugh Zander oouuugh AwesomeG they were just kids man like broooo (Morbius too I guess that minimum wage worker)#I hope more horrors come I hope Hungry eats more children alive and Souler eats more child souls#Hungry just letting AwesomeG beg for forgiveness after asking him if he believes in god gets to me for some reason#Also I_AM_BIG_KEVIN is here#He DDOS'es soon after this#As per the video#Bro was set up by Souler but had a secret technique (“fuck you DDOS!”)#Also Souler cannot get to Collin#He's too tired#So it can't get to his soul via fear#I just realized in the part 2 of colin's thing he tells Souler to fuck off in the beginning animation#Tbh real#Minecraft ARGs but they call Kevin#minecraft arg but the protagonist is tired#I like this series very much and a normal amount :]#The amount of newspaper articles I had to download for Kevin is too many#I also made them related to what he does/his video because why not man#Also there's no way that BigK (he debunked Zander's herobrine sighting) isn't I_AM_BIG_KEVIN and that Zander's disappearance sparked his#Interest in the paranormal#Leading to his paranormal mercenary job#Also shoutouts to the total of 2 (I know there's more lol) fellow Oneshef Minecraft ARG fans out here#We need more people watching this it's good and funny and terrifying and it loves and hates the state of Minecraft ARGs and the universe#Said I love you or whatever
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she should've been problematic at the club
#rvb#red vs blue#south dakota#agent south dakota#rvb south#mine#*24#art#moden au bouncer/roadie/security guard south? 👀#instead of the ai thing she's pissed off at north bc he's all 'so when are you going to get a real job? i'm just worried you're#wasting your potential :( there's a community college near me i could talk to the teacher to let you in :)' treating her like a teenager#'you're not going to want to be throwing drunks out of bathrooms when you're forty south just be realistic' and south's just 🖕 die.#+ AU where south says fuck pfl and becomes a mercenary/bounty hunter? maybe teaming up with sharkface? she could end up at chorus too?#maybe she could get an actual ch arc and finally get out of her brothers shadow + grow as a person?? idk guyss....shes got potential
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I wish SEGA wasn't a coward and would let IDW use Infinite in their stories because I KNOW these two would have so much beef and could have such interesting interactions, being two sides of the same coin.
#masked mercenaries who's squad got killed because of some stupid old man who worked for Robotnik at some point- that's the coin#Infinite the Jackal#Whisper the Wolf#there's also the fun of Infinite having to deal with TWO virtually nonverbal wolves with wispon's fucking up his plans#Sonic#Sonic Forces#StH#Sonic IDW#AngryComet Rambles#especially with Whisper narratively basically filling in where the avatar/Gadget would be in the story#get these canines therapy 2024
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Height Comparison (Moon thinks the new hire is Sooooo Extra but Y/N was being so fr about being raised by ninjas).
#I fucking love being an artist sometimes I get to create the most outlandish AUs and no one. can stop me#mercenary au#fnaf#fnaf dca#dca fandom#moondrop#moon fnaf
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part 2 here if u haven't seen :3
#this literally took 4 hours#btw the morse code spells out “FUCK”#ava#ava mercenaries#ava hazard#ava ballista#ava agent smith
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Same energy!
Except the ones on the bottom are somehow even more incompetent!
What are they gonna do? Shoot an unarmed pedestrian and demand to see your TV license?
Get FUCKED!
“iT IsN’t eaSY BEing a CoP¡”
*speeder explodes violently*
#personal stuff#dougie rambles#andor#the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy#same energy#galactic police#premor enforcement#my poor attempt at a joke#this sounded funnier in my head#but still#mall cop#pmcs#fuck mercenaries#private security#fuck private security#fuck PMCs#corporate stooges#corporate sector#corporate sector authority#shooty#bang bang#Shooty and bang bang#magrathea#syril karn#linus mosk#Star Wars#ferrix#bootlickers#mediocrities#get fucked
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Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby jin. Feral baby ji-
#i love him#the blorbos#i cannot express how much i love this feral little fuck#and the semi-feral not-so-little fuck as well#ur not forgotten normal ijin😌#mercenary enrollment#teenage mercenary#yu ijin#chieftan??#idk his name
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The blue eye samurai fandom, for some reason
#I am once again asking if the kids are alright bc it doesn’t really seem like they are#friendly reminder that mizu kills people ny guys including unarmed randos and one unlucky teenager pissing his pants in a corner#but sure Taigen is irredeemable. lay off my emotional support blorbo.#blue eye samurai#taigen#and hey I love Akemi a buttload but she has at least nine lives or something no way would getting robbed in the woods#running off to a brothel and getting re kidnapped go half as well for anyone else#no one ever took advantage of her it’s incredible I’m glad and all but my god those were stupid risks to take#I’m so looking forward to her political intrigue character arc but let’s not act like she hasn’t done some dumbass shit#and Mizu’s a fucking mercenary. does she kill for money? no but she killed for information and she’ll kill anyone in her way to get what she#wants. taigen as far as we know has only killed peoples in duels and fights. he’s not out ganking randos.#the point of this show is that this is not your average cartoon and none of these characters are average black or white types#everyone’s grey and it’s all delicious#enjoy it.
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me, making a PC playlist: is Marina really an appropriate choice for an exhausted, four hundred year old grizzled war mage?
me, a split second later: what the fuck am I talking about. that's the demographic Marina makes music for.
#it is not bubblegum bitch but I did think about that post while I did it.#anyway look. the setting I was given was too good not to make the most tired mercenary wizard. I can't be blamed.#multiple DMs have been like 'here megs do you want to play amidst a state of horrific warfare?' and I'm like 'boy DO I'#it's not my fault okay. it is my fault that I make them wizards. but in my defense aoe casters are war criminals by default.#to be fucking clear this is a JOKE#regardless. my playlist slaps.#megs plays dnd#megs SHOULD BE ANNOTATING A BIBLIOGRAPHY BUT NOOOO#I gotta talk to the librarian tomorrow it's fine I can do it on friday
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prompt #79
The mercenary digs his fingers into the vigilante’s jaw, enough so that he has to surpress a pained hiss on his bloodied tongue. Behind the mask, the mercenary’s voice is cold, and venomous.
“Been looking for you, boy,” he drawls under his breath, and the vigilante’s feet stagger when he’s pushed back, hitting the wall with a groan. He still managed to straighten up, breathing through the aching pain in his ribs.
“Why?” He forced a bloodied smile. “Miss me?”
#hero and villain#villain and hero#heroes and villains#villains and heroes#hero villain#villain hero#hero#villain#vigilante#mercenary#this was 100% written with dick and slade in mind yes#no sladick no please that shit is fucking weird#man i should make a dc writing blog#prompt#story prompt#writing#my writing#avvail
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If every club played solely crystal castles I would be a club grl but. They don’t
#knights by cc in the club… holy shit#transgender in the club..#suffocation..#wrath of God#celestica#plague#intimate#empathy#fleece#affection#not in love#pap smear#mercenary#violent dreams#baptism#char#crimewave#vanished#sad eyes#kerosene#vietnam#fuck they would all be perfect for that#crystal castles#Alice glass
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Guess im apart of AvA tumblr now-
#i have no idea what any of these 4's names are in the fandom#ava mercenaries#ava striker#alan becker#animator vs minecraft#animator vs animation#help i fucked up when saving these guys in medibang-#pineart🍍
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