#fuck klaus for ruining this ship

[planetmimi]

they were simply my everything they deserved a happy ending together, by far…BY FAR my favorite Elijah ship.

[murdockdevil-newblog]

five times + rain (for whatever ship you think of first)

Title: 7 times rain. Prompt: 5 times + rain. sent by rhi <3 Who: A Bunch of OCS and the Hargr/eeves Siblings. Fandom: The Umb/rella Ac/ademy Notes: A mixed bag of friendships, enemies, and lovers in the rain. Words: 1, 580 words. oof. Also I do not own 'Unwritten', Sid's just quoting it. I wrote this for fun and there are probably some inaccuracies since I haven't touched this fandom in a while. BUT I wanted to write it.

1.

The Moon.

One of Ophelia's favorite topics is the Moon. So the fact that Luther's been there, and lived there once before, has her asking him questions about The Moon whenever she gets the chance.

"Does it rain on the moon, Luther?" she asks him, as they walk through the city, him holding an umbrella over her head while he gets wet since the umbrella can't cover them both due to his height.

"No, it doesn't rain on the moon. I don't think the atmosphere's right," he responds to her, picking her up slightly and then putting her down so she avoids stepping in a puddle of water.

"Ah, alright then…that makes sense. I've never seen photos of it raining on the moon. But I had to ask because it's raining here on Earth, now." She smiles up at him, amused by the fact that he's drenched from the rainwater just so she can stay dry. "Thank you for answering my silly little questions." She gently uses her fist to playfully punch him on his side and then smiles.

2.

The rain makes it hard for Carmen to see her next target. While she knows that they'll be a simple target, and they'll be a lot of fun to take down, she hates the fact that it's raining. It bothers her to be all wet. She, like a cat, hates to be inconvenienced by wet clothes and clouded vision and wishes it would rain on any day except for today.

She wishes even less that her target hadn't caught the eye of someone else — the eye of one Diego Hargreeves.

"Oh, Gods — not you, Number Two," she groans, refusing to call him by his name and instead calling him by the name she had heard his father call him as a child, just because it bothers him. "Can't you ruin someone else's drug bust?" Carmen glares at him through the rain, and he just gives her a proud smirk.

"Wish I could say I had better things to do, but I don't. I feel like you — you do though." He chimes in, making him her problem as she looks down at her target and not him.

She then runs off to her target, Diego following after her in the rain, her hair clinging to her skin. She's about to tell him to fuck off, but without thinking, she tackles him. In turn, that pushes down her target with him, and both he and the target slide due to the water.

Wow, she doesn't hate the rain after all.

3.

Johnny doesn't like that Allison has to occasionally Rumor her way into things to get what she wants. He doesn't question whether she's Rumored him, because he trusts her, but he thinks she deserves the world. The fact that she has to get it with a superpower is ridiculous to him. She should just get things. Or at least, that's how he sees it. He's a man in love though. A man in awe.

Her brother Klaus says he's Vagmatized — whatever the Hell that means — and Johnny thinks that's bullshit. He thinks that he just thinks she shouldn't have to force her way into getting her needs met.

And as it rains outside and they're in bed, he can't help but to tell her, "I don't think it's a big deal — the fact that you Rumor people to get what you want. I think if anyone had your power they'd do the same."

He pushes a piece of her dark hair to the side of her face, and she kisses him lightly. Claire's with Klaus, so as it rains, they have they the whole house to themselves. "It doesn't make it right. I've learned that the hard way," she admits, "And I got you without having to Rumor you. Which says it all."

Johnny smiles and kisses her again. It thunders loud and he laughs. "Well, guess it's not cheesy for me to say that I heard a rumor that we stayed in bed all day, then?" he teases, copying her wording.

Allison rolls her eyes, before running her hand over his face. "Only if you avoid saying that ever again."

4.

Sidney dances in the rain and Klaus dances with her. Her mouth opens, tongue out, to taste the rainwater on her tongue, and the taste is to die for — either that or she's just excited to Natasha Bedingfield that shit and feel the rain on her skin. She's having a blast with Klaus and is happy that they're friends. Happy that they can have fun together.

"This is great you, know?" Sidney says with a smile. "So great that if the world ended right now, I wouldn't complain."

Klaus winces like she's just said something that could happen. "The world's always ending. There's a new apocalypse every week. May as well enjoy the rain on your skin, cause no one else can feel it for you and only you can let it in."

Sidney pauses and Klaus pauses. They both stare at each other through a rain-soaked vision. Then they laugh at him quoting Natasha.

"That's bullshit," Sidney says.

"Feel the rain on your skin," Klaus responds.

Sid laughs harder and kisses him.

5.

Marta watches Five as he sits cross-legged on top of a table, clearly disobeying etiquette rules and making her feel normal about how she acts while in front of other people. From the serious, vengeful look he's giving the coffee Diego has brought him, she can tell he's in his seventies and not his twenties like he appears.

"Why are you looking at the coffee like that?" she asks him, eyebrow rising as she gestures towards it. "Did he do some sort of Hargreeves prank to it? You do know if he poisoned it, you're immune to at least 100 different poisons due to your training, right?" She's teasing, clearly.

He gets that, because he looks a little less serious, even though he still appears angry with the cup of coffee. "I'm afraid it's not the type of poisoning I can be immune to." He says matter-of-factly. "Taste it."

He picks it up and hands it to her. She takes it fast and takes a sip. "It tastes fine to me," she replies.

"That's the problem. I don't take my coffee with cream ooor sugar and you do. It's what the kids call 'trash'. "

The sound of rain can be heard from where they are in the kitchen and as Marta thinks of what to say she can hear it. "I see. Well, I can drink it, since it's not a prank. And, then, I can make you another cup that tastes like it packs a punch?"

He nods firmly. "Good idea." He then stops to glare at where the coffee cup had been. but says nothing. Marta rolls her eyes. [7:32 PM]

Leyla does not have super powers but she is psychic. She's always been psychic and has been able to see ghosts since she was a little girl. Usually, the ghosts are a bunch of needy a-holes though. So, when she meets Ben through Klaus, she's surprised by how fun and kind he is.

And though, usually, she can't see him away from the Hargreeves residence. Or away from Klaus, she can see him today as she sits in her living room watching a zombie apocalypse film.

"I can't believe you like stuff like this. I expected this sort of thing from Klaus, but you? A sophisticated woman — liking fake blood and gratuitous violence?" Ben teases, making her laugh.

"Hey, I'll have you know that this is a classic. There's nothing wrong with loving a monster movie. At the end of this one, the main zombie had a bad headache and that's why it was going so insane. It — or rather, they — never wanted to hurt anyone in the first place." She throws a popcorn kernel that goes right through him, reminding her that he's a ghost and almost making her go 'oh'.

"Do you always watch movies like this when it's raining?" he asks, sincerely, leaning forward to hear her answer and snapping her out of her realization.

"I watch movies like this all the time." She nods firmly, then says. "But on rainy days, I watch more than one." [7:32 PM]

Bianca has kept things casual with Viktor. She loves him though. She just isn't stupid enough to tell him that. She knows telling him that will ruin a good thing, and she can't do that because they're both happy with each other because they're both free to do as they please.

The only difference is, as it rains today — the pitter-patter of the rain against Bianca's roof echoing through the room — she can feel the energy shift as Viktor walks through the room in a button-up shirt and boxer briefs.

"Do you want to try something…serious?" he asks, coolly, his hands in his pockets as he looks at her.

Bianca's quiet for a moment, but then she thinks about how her life's changed since Viktor's moved to town. And how happy she's become. So, she can't help but answer with a simple, "Yeah, yeah — I'd like that. I don't see why not."

Viktor gets his cup of coffee and then passes it to her. Right before he grabs his own and drinks from his glass.

They both smile at each other knowingly. Then, after they go and spend the rainy day in bed.

[jocelynmakenna]

It's time for my two cents to the umbrella academy season 4 clusterfuck:

Hey what the fuck was that?

Like I was perfectly fine with the time skip and even though there were some weird choices (cough Klaus) I was perfectly fine to see where it was going to go.

But what the fuck.

Every fucking episode was worse than the one before, finding new ways to trash the characters and ruin any chance at a character arc for any of them.

The lack of discussion of prior seasons (like are we gonna mention ANY of Allison's atrocious behavior?) was kind of odd but I can move past that seeing as they got a 4 episode cut. The season tried to return to a status quo that it implied existed but never defined, leaving it feeling empty.

But let's talk about the characters MY GOD. I'll start with the obvious. Five and Lila? Why??? WHY??? Like overall, the actors have great chemistry but ROMANCE??? Absolutely not. I think a dad/daughter relationship is much more fitting for them at minimum. If I were writing this season, my biggest change to the train arc would have been to have Five with like Klaus. Giving Klaus distance from his family could have served the story better than... I don't know BURYING HIM IN A DEAD DOG'S GRAVE AFTER A WOMAN USED HIS BODY TO HAVE SEX WITH A GHOST WHICH OF COURSE ONLY HAPPENED BECAUSE A GUY WANTED HIS MONEY WHICH JUST IS SO CLOSE TO SA IT MIGHT JUST BE BUT YK GOTTA MOVE ON GOTTA TALK ABOUT BEN NOW.

Because Ben!! Spends the first like two episodes bitching about how the umbrella academy folks aren't his family (because they're not) and then he dumps everything for a girl he happened to touch(???) and then starts the apocalypse. Like congrats man on being the most macguffin of a person ever.

Viktor was overall fine. I have nothing too harsh to say about him, but once again, his acceptance of Allison in his life after she KILLED HIS DISABLED ADOPTED SON is wild. Allison continued having her character ruined by being a "bad" mom which like. Why did you destroy the original universe to get your daughter back to be a bad mom.

Diego and Luther were just. There. They took up space and screentime with nothing important nor interesting. Everything about them and their arc sucked the fun out of the entire show. Luther being comedic relief could have been a fine choice if they bothered to have him DO anything important.

I'm sorry I'm talking about the love triangle again WHY!! FIVE AND LILA AND DIEGO IS WEIRD. ITS SO WEIRD. ITS QUITE LITERALLY THE WORST CANON SHIP IVE EVER SEEN (yes that includes Reylo at least they had ~force connection~ rather than just being sad and fucking your BROTHERS WIFE). WHO YOU HAVE KNOWN SINCE SHE WAS 6. WHEN YOU MURDERED HER PARENTS. AND THEN SHE'S KNOWN YOU EVER SINCE. INCLUDING THE TIME YOUR BRAIN WAS IN THE BODY OF A CHILD. A MINOR. ITS YUCKY ITS NASTY. ITS AWFUL.

Ok the ending. Nothing pisses me off more than a show that decides to undo itself at the end (I'm looking at you Legion, you had so much promise up until the end). The cleanse was Fine. It definitely could have been done better, explained more, built up more etc. I will blame that again on a lack of episodes but there's SO MUCH that could have been cut to make the season flow better (perhaps like the 7 years of train problems!). And then the cowards move of just. Killing off all the main characters (or actually removing the characters from history. It reeks of lazy writing and just. Not caring.

Overall - 2/10

Crazy how this show ended on that season 3 cliff hanger!

[hello-nichya-here]

YOU LIKE TVD TOO?????????? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SHIP? FAVORITE CHARACTER?

Yup. The easiest way to convince me to watch anything is to say "There's vampires in it."

My favorite ship is Delena - but Katherine's fucked up ot3/love triangle with both Damon and Stefan is genuinely great and she is my favorite character. Shocking, I know. Picking my favorite season is hard, because I genuinely feel all four seasons were great.

"But Nichya, the show has eight seasons"

Like I said, all FOUR seasons are great.

Season one has all that great build up + has Damon being a full on villain, which I adore.

Season two has Katherine and Klaus ruinning everyone's day (including each other's) and vampire!Caroline which everyone knows is best Caroline.

Season three is all about Elena falling HARD for Damon while feeling guilty as fuck for it because she's still hung up on Stefan - who is out there being an evil, chaotic bastard with Klaus - and that kind of juicy, character-driven soap-opera style drama is 1000% my thing.

And finally, season four has Elena, and everyone around her, having to adapt to the fact that shes's a vampire now, and the Salvatore being all angsty because there's a possibility that Elena breaking up with Stefan to be with Damon was NOT a result of her genuine feelings but weird magical shenanigans and no matter what the truth actually is, it will inevitably end with one of them emotionally destroyed.

I'm gonna cheat and say that I believe season 2 had the superior writting, while season four is the one I enjoy watching the most. But honestly, all the four seasons feel like one huge season to me, which is really what every show should be like.

Like, can you IMAGINE if The Vampire Diaries had kept going for four more years, largely relying on uninteresting villains and bringing back the Stefan/Elena/Damon love triangle even though it was clearly over by that point? Thank God THAT didn't happen...

[tamlindudley]

omg on your tags!! i thought i was the only one who found the thought of Tyler x Rebekah interesting. I love my sister down but she never picked the “right” guy ig? It would’ve been so in character for her to fall for the guy her brother deems as a problem and wants to control. Of course, Tyler falling back in reverse unaware (at first) that the woman he likes is related to Klaus.

Tbh, before I knew of Hayley’s betrayal I even thought she and Tyler looked good together or could’ve been something. Obviously that went away with what she did but ugh…Tyler gets dragged for “cheating” and he never did it in the first place & yeah cheating is wrong! but fuck he might as well did it the way he’s bashed for it anyways 💀

Tyler should’ve been able to date! whether that was Rebekah/Hayley/Bonnie/Liv or whomever! Idk, it didn’t matter forwood is great it is but Caroline and that relationship became Tyler’s undoing and that makes me scream!!

okay I’m sorry for this rant and yelling i swear!!

Lololollll its okay

I think Rebekah and Tyler had great chemistry and great scope for an interesting connection, way better than stale bread Matt lol. And Kim and he would have been such a great ship dynamic to explore too, you know, if she survived welp.

But it was all wasted coz Tyler was with Caroline and while I LOVE LOVE LOVE forwood, I love Tyler more and if they planned to ruin them anyway I wish they just focused on Tyler having other relationships.

DEEP SIGH. Never gonna stop hating the writers for giving the worst writing and screentime to the best character.

[livlepretre]

Caroline and Tyler made SO MUCH SENSE I lowkey hated Klaus for coming between them and completely ruining their relationship. Also why would Caroline fuck him after he killed Tyler’s mum??? so ooc 🙄🙄🙄

okay yes I am with you, I really hated Klaus pushing Tyler out of the narrative because the writers wanted to promote the other ship so much, it's true. and I'm also not certain that the stuff that played out after Carol's death made sense, any more so than any of the rest of it (HE KILLED JENNA). alas!

[feralcherry]

5, 11, 12, 13, I don’t think I asked those last time? Do your worst! 😈

5. worst discord server and why?

okay so i used to have a bnha server a few years back. i put up with too much disrespect from people who weren't even that nice to me lol AND one of them literally made an awful threat about mass murder in a walmart so that was...super.

part of why i left the bnha fandom was that server. i had let literally any one in so that's my bad, now i vet people

11. number of fandom-related words you've filtered

i've blocked two very VERYYYY popular ship names cause if i see them on my dash it makes me annoyed.

12.the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

So many people hate Elena and most of the time it's never because of real reasons. They'll shit on her for being 'annoying' or 'selfish' when she's literally a depressed teenager who is passively suicidal until later in the show. She's gloomy and not as expressive as say, Caroline, and instead of appreciating her for what she does offer, people put the girls against each other.

She is the main character of the show, because everything actually revolved around her for many seasons. Her blood, her love, her body, etc were desired by those around her and MADE her the center of attention. She didn't ask for it. She didn't want it. She's someone forced to grow up way too fast (she shouldn't have been in charge of Jeremy, Jenna should have, but Jenna sucked at it.) and when she inevitably fails, they crucify her for it.

Or, my least favorite, are people who worship the brothers that love her and hate her for hurting them. Firstly, why are they the center of the relationship? Why is the man babied and the literal teenager demonized? Embarrassing. Oh, it's worse when they love a ship with her in it but hate her by herself.

You are battling with a fictional teenager over a man who is also fictional. Stop centering men in your life lol seek therapy

Secondly, NONE of those characters were free of wrong doing. Each one of them has said something fucked up or selfish or wrong. I'm going to drop it there because if I said my full thoughts this will go on longer and nobody is here for that rn lol

13. worst blorbofication

oh my GOD. I love Klaus and Elijah, but they are uwuified. Once again by people who want to shame the women in their lives for stupid reasons. Klaus gets in his own way and ruins a lot of the good things in his life with his own two hands. I like that about him. We have all been there. DON'T sit there and go 'oh poor him he's never done anything wrong!!!' or 'his feelings were hurt :(' yeah well his feelings are often hurt and he hurts them himself half the time so...

Klaus is a paranoid, possessive, megalomaniac with both an inferiority and superiority complex and he takes it out on everyone around him.

Elijah might be worse actually. Some people act like he's better than Klaus. I think he's worse in some aspects. Klaus is upfront about his violence, Elijah is quieter. He's sneakier and hides behind his words and likes little games. He may be noble in comparison to his siblings, but he is not really that noble.

Elijah is the snake in the grass who bites you when you least expect it. Not all that he does is in the name of family. He's also so hellbent on his brother's redemption that he is willing to let the rest of the world, including their other siblings, suffer for this idea of absolution for the guilt he carries.

They both are vampires. They are over 1000 years old. Their humanity, their morals- both have decayed over time. Vampires are predatory by nature. They are the scorpions to the humans frog, they will kill/hurt because it is in their nature.

Also, I don't think they are the protagonists to The Originals. But that's another post.

[magenta-storm]

Joe/Frank Hardy (The Hardy Boys) and Peter/Susan Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia) were the first to come to mind, but Violet/Klaus Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events) and Dick/Julian Kirran (The Famous Five) were probably around the same time too.

Wincest - yes I've only just started watching Supernatural. I can't believe the people mistaking them for a couple running joke started as early as 1x08 lmao.

Klaus/Elijah Mikaelson (The Originals)

Cesare/Lucrezia (The Borgias)

Amanda/Kenya Rosewater (Defiance) and Liz/Rosa Ortecho (Roswell, New Mexico) - I wouldn't say I ship either of these pairings overly strongly, but they're well and truly unpopular - not a single fic on Ao3 for either of them, and I like the idea of them/see potential enough to be a bit sad about that even though I don't really have any ideas/inspiration for writing anything for them myself.

Thor/Loki (MCU)

Bellamy/Octavia Blake (The 100)

Lucifer/Amenadiel (Lucifer) - Almost any incest ship could fit into the category of 'only ship in fanfic' IMO, but Luci/Amenadiel comes to mind as one that needs to be pretty heavily AU for me because of the way canon kept banging on about angels having grown up together from children like humans, (even though that makes no sense) and having just as strong an incest taboo as humans and it just annoyed me to the point that it kinda ruined the ship for me by halfway-ish through season 1. I'd love to keep shipping out of spite but unfortunately my ADHD brain simply deleted my early shipping feels/thoughts/headcanons when canon diverged so far from how I initially viewed them. I have to get in a very canon-divergent mood to read fic for them, and haven't managed to write any because I didn't get the idea I had written down quick enough before I forgot

Sherlock/Mycroft Holmes (BBC Sherlock)

Daemon/Aemond Targaryen (House of the Dragon) - I haven't actually watched past the first few episodes, but I read some fic that was pretty good. I couldn't think of anything else for the category.

Lucius/Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter) - I don't like many parent/child ships, but what can I say, I like my pretty, blond long-haired bad guys a little fucked up

Also don't really ship much that fits this category, and technically Sara and Helena (Orphan Black) are twins, but whatever, clones count as selfcest right? Honourable mention to Kara and Alex Danvers (Supergirl) who are adoptive siblings I didn't think of til after I'd finished.

Also honourable mention to Fred/George Weasley who'd be there if there was a twincest category.

Also when I started this I totally thought I wasn't gonna have enough incest ships to complete it but there you go lol

I created a little shipcest meme that we were doing in the shipcest community (to join the community, write @litcest)

So if someone wants to fill in, go on, I'd love to see your ships ^^ Leaving blanks is allowed, if you can't think of a ship or choose between them

Avunculicest here used as any uncle or aunt/nibling ship

[danielsarmand]

so y’all had no problem with calling the sensates a family and screaming over how much you loved their deep connection and their family-like bond while still crying over their orgies and shipping them all like it was nobody’s business (which, by the way. absolutely fair) but now the umbrella academy comes out and there’s a group of people who aren’t related by blood in the slightest, haven’t seen each other in years because (at least initially) they do not care at all, were raised more like an army of super children than a family and as a result are emotionally stunted and mostly unresponsive because they literally have no clue how to relate to one another, and what? all you can talk about is how a relationship between two or more of these people would be LITERALLY INCEST (??????? what the fuck) and we need to call the police on ourselves for endorsing such shameful ideas? inch resting

[jellybeanium124]

Rating the Hargreeves Siblings based on how well they’d do as a crew member on the Revenge

Luther: 7/10. S1 and 2 Luther would do alright, but s3 Luther would be like 10/10. Living in the same place with a group of buddies as close as family and doing activities together??? he’d rock that shit

Diego: 6/10. Too much of a lone wolf, could see conflict with Jim arise, and definitely conflict with Izzy. He’d try to be a leader too much which would annoy Stede and Ed, but his knife skills are somehow better than Jim’s so they don’t wanna ditch him.

Allison: 10/10. Once they get over the whole “being a woman thing” Allison would do amazing. She’d lead, but in a way that didn’t step on toes, and the rumoring just makes her so OP. Also she’s a fucking badass.

Klaus: 5/10. He’d literally just be chillin all day, which is fine as far as being a crew mate on the Revenge goes, but not fantastic. He’d ruin Izzy’s world.

Five: 7/10. I think, while Five would make a great pirate, the ship is just too damn small for him. Maybe he’d bond with Ed over that jumpiness, but Ed might be put off by Five’s history of murder. Also he and Izzy hate each other on site because I say so.

Ben: U!Ben: 5/10. Tentacles would scare the shit out of Ed and cause ptsd flashbacks and he’s scared to use them anyways. He is potentially a conflict resolution guy though, and his bitchy side would fit in perfectly. S!Ben: 2/10. He’d be annoyed with all of them and too much of a mean bitch. I don’t think he’d purposefully trigger Ed for a lark but he probably wouldn’t be careful either.

Viktor: 9/10. this bitch has 0 morals and cosmic powers and something to prove. He’d do great.

[lokiinmediasideblog]

Outside of Marvel:

Loki x Komand'r (Blackfire)-The most perfect Marvel!Loki crack ship in existence. Spurned space royals with unhealthy sibling rivalries! Ice and Fire! Alien disabilities. Loathed by their subjects and mistreated by parents. Evil older sister and evil younger brother! Like I kinda want to analyze that a villainous princess is often presented as the older one and that a villainous prince is usually the younger one + the associations of age with gender (I know Loki is genderfluid but that happened until the 2010s and they were merely queer-coded until then).

Loki x Mordred-Usurper bastard (literal) princes keen on patricide. Also, is it me or does Mordred's death in La Morte d'Arthur is very reminiscent of myth!Loki's death in Ragnarok?

Not ship-related because there's too many characters, unless you want to play olympic polyamory. I'd love to see Loki interact with The Doom Patrol or The Umbrella Academy members. I feel they'd be kindred spirits in the whole super fuck-up/destined to lose departments.

With TDP, Loki would probably summon them for some bullshit, and it'd be a weird whacky Grant Morrisonesque adventure. Maybe Willoughby Kipling was fucking around trying to summon Baphomet cus of his massive crush, and ended up contacting Loki who told him of some impending disaster, but he has to remain a living battery. And so Kipling goes off to get TDP on it. It's also interesting that they all have regrets, and many of them were not kind people and are very insecure about themselves. So if Loki manages to get free, it'd be interesting to see how they interact. Maybe they try to convince him that the multiverse will be safe and try to get him out? Maybe he grants them a favor in return? TDP is the best super-hero adjacent show I've ever watched, btw. Highly recommend!

With TUA , they're all "adopted" through unethical means and were pitted against each other from birth, and grew up in a mansion with their very powerful and abusive adoptive alien dad played by Colm Feore (who also played Laufey in T1). Not to mention, a lot of them could pass as Loki variants (Luther is Captain America with some Thor thrown in, Diego's the knife guy with a rivalry to his blonde brother with a dysfunctional relationship to a bottle blonde whose childhood was ruined by a time organization, Allison's power is words, Klaus is a gnc queer disaster often looked down upon, Five is a cranky know-it-all and capable of timefuckery/ends up in fucked up places often, Sparrow!Ben and Luther have that fandom Thor and Loki dynamic in that Sparrow!Ben is constantly doing crimes and Luther bailing him out. Umbrella!Ben on the other hand was afraid of his abilities and died, Viktor was lied to about not being something he wanted to be and is trans while Loki was lied to about being something he wanted to be. Loki taking the role of a protective yet murderous eldritch older brother to the rest of them would be cool. And it'd be funny to have this eldritch guy bearing a very strong resemblance to their alien "adoptive" father show up and he's like "I'm gonna kill him AGAIN". Insert rant about how bad/inconsistent the characterizations and writing for both Loki and TUA characters became as time went on.

MCU:

Loki x Valkyrie is my MCU OTP. They both had to do horrible things they're not proud of to survive around a madman in a lawless place, and they're both foils to Thor. I guess they appeal to me in that they both were forced to learn to deal with the GM. They were in Sakaar long enough for that to happen. The fight scene between these two made me ship them. And I personally think Valkyrie was one of the good things in TR; I just think she's neat. I like that she met Loki outside of Asgard and has been outside of the loop. The dynamic of "Your adoptive dad forced me to fight his wars and then i ended up in a place where time runs differently" is intriguing. I don't know why I ship this with an intensity rivaling my shipping of Zutara D: I knew it'd not be cannon because Marvel are cowards, but I'm upset they are no longer standing next to each other!

Frostshield-A fic made me ship them. I liked that the fic HC'd that Loki was also sickly as a child, but he was vengeful. It showed that they dealt with being perceived as weak in very different ways.

Loki x Nebula-Loki might know her already, and they have a lot in common. They're even both blue! LMAO.

Marvel comics:

Doomki-It's really fun. They're on equal ground just playing chicken with each other. I love the "Aww, you poisoned my food!" thing.

Scarletfrost-That comic made me ship them even if they didn't end up together cus Marvel are cowards xD

Loki x Lin Lie-Loki was flirty as fuck to him, and I find it funny that they're both black-haired with a green/gold color scheme.

I briefly shipped him with both Hulkling and Wiccan during YA V2 but I don't anymore.

Do you have any crackships featuring Loki?

[tiny-banana-time]

Gonna lob this one right back atcha 😉

“ with your mouth on mine, there's less bullshit coming out of it. “

MILES

I give. Not sure how I feel about this one, but words happened today and I'm going with them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kaidan had a headache before they suited up to crawl into the Grizzly for a scouting mission.

Just scouting, surveying, and verifying map data. Easy on his head, and maybe even relaxing.

Until Shepard got bored.

Apparently, that shiny new N designation, and no pressing matters to put it to use for, meant that Klaus was perfectly content to let Jay run these bullshit missions while he stayed on the ship to "write reports". Kaidan knows it was an excuse to play that damned farming game on his omni that he's not supposed to have been able to download. But, revealing that knowledge would reveal that he, too, is not supposed to have it – furthermore, that he was the one to put it there. 

So, fine, let Klaus tend to his fucking crops.

Back on the ground, a bored Shepard at the wheel of their vehicle went as well as anyone could have guessed. Romeo egged him on through every last mud patch they could find, even as Lala threatened to use them as the sponges when they returned. 

He thought it strange for her, the devil in his shoulder, to be the person talking Jay out of a stupid idea – until Kaidan remembered how angry she'd been the last time this happened, and the promise she'd made if it were ever to happen again – a threat she's now making good on.

So, what had started as a mild headache – that which should have been resolved by the regular strength pain meds he'd grabbed from the med bay after breakfast – was now threatening to bloom into a migraine to ruin his night. With mud up to his elbows and splattered across half his uniform, Kaidan curses the entire Detail.

Including himself. 

He finishes cleaning his designated section of the Grizzly – a smaller spot for not encouraging the antics, and only because he told Lala he was helping – and heads to his locker at the back of the shuttle bay. Uniform stripped and thrown into the sanitizer for a heavy duty cycle, he hits the showers to the tune of Jay's laughter ringing out through the bay.

It's not until later that evening, hunched over his desk with the lights dimmed as fresh painkillers set it, that Jay makes his way back to their quarters and greets Kaidan. Freshly showered and with his own clean uniform, there's no trace of their afternoon on the man. Thankfully for him, Kaidan's annoyance has mostly dissipated along with the throbbing in his skull, and he's actually glad to see his idiot returning.

"Hey, how's the head?" Jay sits next to him at his own desk, unbuttoning his uniform shirt and tugging up to untuck it from his pants. Genuine concern further calms his mood, and Kaidan is now mainly annoyed at how hard it is to stay annoyed at Jay.

"Better. Not affecting my vision anymore, and your presence hasn't yet threatened to split my skull open, so I think I'm in the clear."

"Shit," Jay mumbles, lowering his voice and struggling to pull his sleeves off over his wrists, muscles flexing beneath his white undershirt. "I didn't realize it was that bad. I wouldn't have kept us out so long."

He starts to shake his head but regrets it immediately, opting instead to hold up a hand and wave him off. "All well, I'm fine now. Just need to finish these map notes to submit to Klaus and I'm gonna head to bed, anyway."

Jay rests a hand over his own, asking Kaidan to pause his work for another moment.

"This is my fault," he whispers. "I just thought it would be a good team bonding thing, and with all the ICT bullshit I've been dealing with, and the added strain it throws on the Detail, I thought it would be a good way to blow off some steam." He barrels through his explanation without moving his hand but won't meet Kaidan's eye.

"But I didn't think about how it would affect you. Or uh– or the others. And you shouldn't have gotten stuck helping us clean up."

"I offered," Kaidan cuts in. 

"Fuck, of course you did… that's just who you are. You're always thinking about everyone else, always helping out and putting others first. And here I am, an asshole making excuses, and I haven't even apologized."

Jay finally looks at Kaidan, practically wincing, and gives him that smirk that creases his eyes and sets butterflies loose in Kaidan's gut.

Moving his free hand to adjust a lock of Kaidan's hair, he says, "I'm sorry I was an asshole that didn't consider all of the needs of my team. I knew you had a headache and should have checked in with you before just taking us joyriding." His fingers linger for just a second, just long enough for Kaidan to purposefully move back into the touch. "It was stupid. I knew it would piss Lala off, but it is kinda funny to make her mad sometimes… and we did get a laugh after her Grizzly was clean. Anyway, I'm sorry for all the bullshit still coming out, but I just… can't seem to stop talking?" 

Jay huffs out a chuckle when Kaidan grins at the admission and presses his head further into Jay's hand.

It's cute watching Jay trip over words, and having one hand on his own and the other in his hair spurs the butterflies on for Kaidan to follow – a clear want emerging through the fog still lingering in his head.

"So yeah, I'm sorry Kaidan. And I'm glad you're feeling better. But if there's something I can do to help instead of just sitting here spurting bullshit, let me know?"

Kaidan leans in, free hand landing on Jay's cheek and gently urging him forward while his fingers respond by tracing further into dark curls. Pausing to search for any indication that this is too far, not what Jay meant, or anything that tells him to stop, Kaidan sees only want in return. So when Jay leans in to meet him and closes his eyes, Kaidan kisses him – solidly but softly, not hesitating but not pushing. And when Jay kisses him back those butterflies dance around his chest instead, fluttering up and out until his entire body is tingling.

Pulling away, Kaidan doesn't open his eyes, opting instead to bask in the heat of their connection and the clearing of his head ever so slightly more. 

"Did that help?" Jay asks, carding fingers even farther into Kaidan's curls.

"Yeah." It's exhaled between them, the feeling lingering. "It helped. Plus," he starts, brushing another chaste kiss to Jay's lips, "with your mouth on mine, there's less bullshit coming out of it."

It sets them both laughing, eventually calming down enough to pepper more kisses in the pauses between giggles before Jay speaks again.

"Does this mean I'm forgiven for the mud detour?"

Kaidan's next press of his lips is drawn out until he can feel Jay turning to jelly in his hands.

"Yeah," he confirms with another peck, "but if you ever even consider another mud puddle while I'm in the vehicle," and another to punctuate his words, "I'm helping Lala use you as a human scrub brush."

The laughter echoing between them is beautiful, and Kaidan only holds off on kissing Jay again to bask in the warmth of his joy.

"Deal."

[tomdutch]

the vampire diaries is a good show at least up to where i’m watching which is near the end of season 2 but girl the love triangle is soooo nasty to me 🤢 like they’re BROTHERS…. ian somerhalder is very charismatic but damon’s interactions with elena genuinely make my skin crawl. he’s out here professing his love to her and kissing her against her will and telling her he would gladly let bonnie die if it would save her and it’s like!!! sir that’s your brother’s girlfriend 🧍🏽‍♀️ get the fuck away from her. and it’s not like elena’s toying with him lmao she told him bluntly and on multiple occasions she’s not into him and she loves stefan and she’s never gonna leave stefan for him and this man still! keeps! pushing! it’s so unattractive and creepy it ruins the show for me. i get that they need damon for plot bc of klaus and all that but could he just. not be this creepy possessive freak over his BROTHER’S GF for just 5 mins. can he stop touching her and flirting with her and confessing his love for her for just 5 mins. he was rlly cute with that rose ? girl and they ofc killed her off super quick like !!!! the ships rlly are the worst part of these type of shows.

anyway 🧍🏽‍♀️ now that i’ve ranted abt a show from 2010 im gonna have some dinner skskskks

[fairykery]

Rip to

Stelena (will never be the toxic delena is. Wasn't even close.) Update: well at least we are canon in the books.

Bamon (really?! Just how racists can you get? They had a thing in the books and you made steroline CANON instead? Where's bamons spotlight romantically? Don't even get me started in the mistreatment of Bonnie Bennett. Fuck u julli plague! )

Klaroline (never forget such intensity. No this isn't delena cause Caroline never allowed herself to be "in a solid relationship" with Klaus because of everything he did. Unlike Elena)

Bori (still had more chemistry and they were canon in another movie. But for some reasons people glamorize bullies these days and selectively watch the show)

Creddie(Yeah another abusive ship beat us. we still have a chance now though with the new show and that interview. A chance is all we need). Update: Goodness we ARE CANON NOW AHHHHHH

Lucaya(we all knew this ship was deeper. Campfire scene. Campfire scene. The way Maya worried for Lucas )

Riarkle(we could of had it alllllll. Honestly his cute little crush seemed more real when it was Riley)

Barchie(comic canon. The show isn't over but omfg bughead was rushed af. We didn't even get so see them falling in love. *In cardi voice* WHAT WAS THE REASON?) Update: we almost canon OMG.

Harbrina(comic canon. Idc ehat people Say. They belong to each other in every universe. Chaos was ruined)

Harmony (Ron was a piece of shit/and well at least they still semi canon with that last reveal)

Jonerys(honestly still could happen in the books but I just don't want them related in any way. Bad for Dany and the story.)

Reylo(Kylo why you have to die you Mf)

Finnrose(star wars treated these characters horribly I just don't think the representation could of been handled better. It was especially depressing how they treated John. Why TF did they change his character to janitor in the first movies?)

But damn I will admit mama has some awfully GOOD tastes and the bad habit of trusting in BAD writers.

[nothingleftofyou]

"What, no last meal before my execution?" She feined a pout, knowing Klaus wouldn't care but at least hoping to ruin the day of the waiter who wouldn't be giving her fries. She tensed with his arm around her shoulders, even without being human Katherine knew she would have had the same response. "Please, you know as well as I the Salvatores wouldn't protect me even if they could." Her best source of protection would be Elijah, but that ship was long sailed. If she was lucky perhaps her death would cause friction between Elijah and the brother he'd chosen over her. "What could I say? I have business here." Bullshit of course, Katherine had no idea why she was drawn to the city but Klaus needn't know her uncertainty.

"Congratulations." She'd been waiting for this day even before she'd had the cure force fed to her by Elena fucking Gilbert. It even occurred not too long ago when Klaus had been possessing Alaric Saltzman, Isobel's ex husband and Aunt Jenna's boyfriend, that he had her in clutch. It had been odd, witnessing Klaus in another's skin but hardly surprising. Klaus Mikaelson had so many tricks up his sleeve; it was what bred the ferocious paranoia Katherine inhibited. "You finally caught me, kill me and get it over with. Drawing it out won't work this time." A human body could only survive so much of the torture he'd bestowed when she'd been a vampire.

He could pick out a Petrova doppelganger in a crowd of millions at this point. Those heart-faced doe eyed brunettes were the bane of his damn existence and he wasn't going to pass up the opportunity to strike fear into the heart of the one that stood so close by at his complete mercy. "She'll pass, on second thought," he told the bartender, wolfish grin taking over his features. His eyes positively gleamed as he wrapped an arm around her shoulders, forcing her away from the bar and any safe haven that she might have been able to find. "My, my, someone has gotten quite big for her britches," Klaus teased, shaking his head. "Coming into the quarter, into my house, without any Salvatore protection? Certainly not the kind of sloppy work I expected from you, Katerina."

[probably-need-sleep27]

My thoughts on the vampire diaries and the originals

Where are the survival instincts in characters

Where is the common sense

Leave Mystic Falls when you get the chance unless you wanna die multiple times, I'm looking at you Bonnie

Only reason dumb and dumber aka Damon and Stefan is still alive is because of plot armour

1000 years old vampires and still act like childish idiots with no impulsive control

Why are their so many mikaelson incest fics on ao3

Did rebekah groom marcel because she knew him since he was a child?

Kolvina is cute and no one can tell me otherwise

I hate Damon and Stefan, no one can change my opinion on that

Elena need more survival instinct and need therapy

How did Damon and Stefan survive so long?

Kol and Davina is my favourite characters

Rebekah is kinda annoying with her falling in love bullshit

Klaus with Caroline or cami wouldn't work because he's too much of narcissistic person with small dick energy

Elijah is hypocrite

Hayley and Niklaus is cute ship and I ship it

Davina is badass and I want to adopt her

Only mikealson who I would actually hang out with is kol because at least he's more loyal unlike rest of mikealson siblings

Freya I would totally fuck her no question asked

Finn deserves better and one of the few characters I would adopt

Josh rosza is adorable af and I would adopt him as well

Slut shaming in the vampire diaries and the originals is so toxic

How many men have rebekah indirectly killed because she wanted to 'fall in love'

Same could be said with elijah because of niklaus jealousy

Let not forget poor little niklaus, poor thing have so many issues, abandonment issues, paranoia, narcissistic, mummy and daddy issues and that only on the top my head

Let not forget Julie what her name aka TV shows writer, she love romanticizing abuse, rape, racism, toxic and controlling relationships

Marcel will always choose new Orleans and people he close to over rebekah, it sad that rebekah will always be second best to marcel, she have no self worth whatsoever, when rebekah take the cure then marcel obviously going to leave, he's that type of person and total fuck boy

Elena and her gang of friends are willing to commit mass genocide for stupid cure

Marcel was also willing to commit mass genocide as well because he knew elijah sireline was still linked? Why does people not talk about this, I mean granted, it was because elijah killed him when he was grieving Davina because of elijah and Freya sacrifice Davina soul to save their family

At Davina funeral I cried so hard with how sad that scene and only time I cried throughout the vampire diaries and the originals

I love Vincent so much, he just badass dude

I love marcel, dude deserves better

Mikeal and his wife can go die in a slow and painful death

Let not forget Damon killing pregnant women because that not talked about enough

Let not forget Damon sexually abusing Caroline and using her as his blood bag in season one and not facing any consequences instead he got happy ending where people like enzo and Bonnie got no happy ending, Stefan also knew about what Damon was doing to Caroline and did nothing about it

The only good part about the originals Season 4 is when Davina got revived and any any scene with kol in it ( yeah I'm Kol simp)

Am I the only one who think Hayley and Niklaus would be good couple because I'm shipping them hard

Kolvina reunion in season 4 made my cold dead heart warm again

I have strong dislike towards season 4 elijah because he's had to have his memory erased, that cause more problems in the long run because he couldn't live without his family and poor Hayley paid the price because of his selfishness and stupid actions

Why the fuck couldn't niklaus live without elijah and poor hope never really got to know her father because he was too selfish to give his daughter simple call

Let not forget elijah committed suicide with niklaus when it was no need for it, he could've been there for hope, same with freya, rebekah and kol ( I don't blame kol not wanting to do anything with his family but at least he calls hope😒)

Hayley deserves better than dying pointless death, Julie sucks big time and ruined the originals for me, season 5 doesn't exist for me because it sucks

Why the hell did elijah and rebekah give out their weakness to a bunch of idiots aka Scooby gang🤦🏼‍♀️

At this point I'm still adding stuff as I go